"With the police helicopter busy searching for Mcdonalds" absolute gold mate

@philmitchell1843

5 жыл бұрын

HDMI Cable fit like a prostitute

@fxckitzkxn1823

5 жыл бұрын

shish XD

@urban_fox_cub_urbex

5 жыл бұрын

Magic mushroom training

@harveyatkinson9511

5 жыл бұрын

It was so smooth too 😂

@onyxowl70

5 жыл бұрын

GET ME THAT FUCKN MACCIES M8

"There are now half a million cop cars on the Fiesta's tail But this driver has no intention to commit crime"

@FarmYardGaming

5 жыл бұрын

SEEMS LEGIT

@finnnnnnnn1258

5 жыл бұрын

Nice profile pic

@Zakariya01

5 жыл бұрын

Did he steal McDonalds

@thegdpwhytea439

5 жыл бұрын

twain, get off here boy

@EukyrozGaming

5 жыл бұрын

Omfg I'm dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣

"The man is arrested under suspicion of behaving rather strangely" That was incredibly british

@IrishGuysScarf

4 жыл бұрын

Still on the lookout for the man with the offensive weapons. I wonder what those weapons did to offend?

@sumvs5992

4 жыл бұрын

@@IrishGuysScarf joke about a nazi pug

@like-icecream

4 жыл бұрын

yeah can't tell if edited or not

@MrEdrftgyuji

4 жыл бұрын

@@sumvs5992 You got a loicence for that joke mate?

@zorxtom7803

3 жыл бұрын

among us be like

“He is showing signs of killing his mum and smells strongly of Bradford” 😂😂😂

@danielholoweckyj9098

4 жыл бұрын

Gotta be the most British sentence I've ever heard.

@jamesappleyard7459

4 жыл бұрын

If Bradford had a smell what would it be?😂🤣

@aubyyyy

4 жыл бұрын

Benefits and WKD Blu

@benflanagan8584

4 жыл бұрын

@@jamesappleyard7459 chip shop oil

@mrbachittarsingh9243

4 жыл бұрын

James Appleyard curry

I love how it's not just completely random and you manage to maintain little subnarratives.

@schlongmaster7501

5 жыл бұрын

penis

@scalpingsnake

5 жыл бұрын

That's why it's good. It's not completely random.

@venusinblurs9430

5 жыл бұрын

That's how you tell the difference between a good and a bad ytp. Random wacky edits =\= funny, unless there's a truly unique catch/effect.

@Ryan-wg3ej

5 жыл бұрын

Kangamooo115 £70m fine and 80 years inside for driving a fiesta

@kasparlaughtland9599

5 жыл бұрын

@@Ryan-wg3ej 2 hours unpayed work and £15 fine for assaulting 110 police officers. That's how mafia works

*Bradford* *has* *one* *of* *the* *highest* *rates* *of* *men* *in* *Yorkshire*

@miaclarkwebb

5 жыл бұрын

They are encouraging people to be women

@Class380Fan

5 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah yeah

@ohiosooki6049

5 жыл бұрын

Magic mushrooms team 🤣

@Gg-qx3vo

5 жыл бұрын

@Ethan Ansell 😂😂😂😂😂

@BossySwan

5 жыл бұрын

Nobody can see the women as they’re all hidden under black cloth

80 years in prison and Fined 70 million pounds had me literally crying 😂

@WolfgangvonHam

4 жыл бұрын

That’s what you get for driving a Ford Fiesta

@ryanlewington6

4 жыл бұрын

I'm selling mine tomorrow. I really don't want to get fined like that

@nostalgiaof98

4 жыл бұрын

Pretty much the equivalent of driving a Commodore in Australia

@Crazy_killer-qm8ju

4 жыл бұрын

Then 106 police and like £15 fine

@Crazy_killer-qm8ju

4 жыл бұрын

@@ryanlewington6 buy a miata instead (mazda mx5) they cheap and fun to drive

“North Yorkshire’s Magic Mushroom Team” 😂

@GooseWaffe

4 жыл бұрын

Westley Nash it sounded rly good aswell x d

@Mr_Makina

4 жыл бұрын

If only the police handed them out, we fucking need them at the minute lmao

@agrarianrevolution1259

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah the cops could help pickers to find the right shrooms. It can be dodgy if you get the wrong’uns.

@Gunzee

3 жыл бұрын

I want to be part of that team.

@swmltrainspotting

3 жыл бұрын

Sounded smooth

"Arrested under suspicion of behaving rather strangely" HAHAHA

@Mietas2

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, that would warrant A LOT of arrests across England xD

@jamesfield1674

4 жыл бұрын

Don't think that was edited

@LegalizeTheNuclearBomb

4 жыл бұрын

I mean it's not the dumbest thing somebody's been arrested for lol

@tinystalker1821

4 жыл бұрын

James Field it sounds edited

@bjoe385

4 жыл бұрын

I can no longer go out in public in fear of getting collared by just James and the rest of the Yorkshire police constabulary.

He smells strongly of Bradford 😂

@alic-c

5 жыл бұрын

Coke and smoke

@L14M

5 жыл бұрын

So he smells of Curry and body odour 😂

@sm0g-810

5 жыл бұрын

Weed honestly go up great Horton road. So many people hotboxing their cars

@ohiosooki6049

5 жыл бұрын

@@L14M and shit 💩

@Gg-qx3vo

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

“He could still be charged for driving without a firearm” That was very American

@nolibtard6023

3 жыл бұрын

There’s one city that actually requires guns carried around

@jakemitchell7786

3 жыл бұрын

@@nolibtard6023 Isn't that in Svalbard because of the polar bears?

@nolibtard6023

3 жыл бұрын

@@jakemitchell7786 or Kennesaw GA

“The driver who took his mums car for a spin pleaded guilty with intent to supply McDonalds” 😭😂😂😂

@fredstead5652

4 жыл бұрын

He can still be charged for driving without a firearm

@coraldiamond1922

4 жыл бұрын

iCrackr with any luck he will tell those helicopter pilots were to find one.

@bewisoffical

4 жыл бұрын

He was just trying to help the police helicopter

@jackuk2700

4 жыл бұрын

LOL

@BossySwan

4 жыл бұрын

Mcburglar

Assaulting 110 officers - 2 Hours unpaid work and a £15 fine. Driving a Ford fiesta 80 years + £70,000,000 fine. xD

@FarmYardGaming

5 жыл бұрын

Seems legit!

@TheOriginalElkstone

5 жыл бұрын

England is a crazy place

@wb8211

5 жыл бұрын

Its injustice, £70,000,000 for driving a fiesta... We demand a minimum fine of at least £1,000,000,000 for commiting such a horrible crime.

@GarethPW

5 жыл бұрын

I also watched the video.

@albond

5 жыл бұрын

@Sum Boi *Fiestas. You do not need an apostrophe to pluralise "Fiesta", or any other car name or word for that matter. Smh

You can drive a Ford Fiesta but only with a police Escort.

@FarmYardGaming

5 жыл бұрын

I see what you did there.

@xVwraithVx

5 жыл бұрын

i don’t know which bit of that comment to focus on

@isaacsrandomvideos667

5 жыл бұрын

But cops don't use Ford escorts anymore..

@byronchavarria4954

5 жыл бұрын

Alex Ball That’s For Ford Explorer Police Interceptor Utility

@hakbak3991

5 жыл бұрын

And that escort requires at least a million police cars

"assaulting 110 police officers" was sentenced to 2 hours unpaid work and fined 15 pounds. Sounds about right for Britain

@TheGameware

4 жыл бұрын

As opposed to the lad who drove a ford fiesta and got fined 70 million quid + 80 years jail time

@jackuk2700

4 жыл бұрын

Kevin O'Rilley Sadly it does sound like Britain’s justice system

@brodieclamp5090

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheGameware sounds about right for the UK.

@vp5

4 жыл бұрын

@Top Lobster did the cop request compensation payment through the court?

@sumvs5992

3 жыл бұрын

Diane Abbott's son: just a regular tuesday for me

I’m gonna show this to my American friend and tell them this is the uk

@pgre

4 жыл бұрын

oop

@rhyl9100

4 жыл бұрын

It pretty much is

@stopgotdamndeletingmycomme8642

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@studebaker4217

3 жыл бұрын

You will need to do a lot of explaining!

“Headed full speed at 40 miles an hour James’ skill as a drug dealer is tested to the maximum” These vids are so genius!

@chesterlester5770

4 жыл бұрын

John H 500th like

"2 lads in tears. Successful job"

@Thwack992

4 жыл бұрын

*not edited*

Driving a Ford Fiesta: 80 years in prison Stabbing someone to death: 2 months in prison

@MrEdrftgyuji

4 жыл бұрын

That bit is surprisingly accurate as far as British justice goes.

@scraggerson

3 жыл бұрын

i cant imagine the sick minds that drive a fiesta

@BoboDoboRobo

3 жыл бұрын

When Jeremy Clarkson is Prime Minister

@tay83333

3 жыл бұрын

Driving a ford fiesta is far worse than death

@JonathonBonjovious

3 жыл бұрын

you mean 2 hours unpaid work

*The driver is doing 30 in a 30mph zone, and is showing signs of killing his mum*

@Adam7ep

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

‘There are now half a million cop cars on the Fiestas tail’

@ethancarberry-holt3011

4 жыл бұрын

Take it you're a Doug fan...;...

@minemasterjake2

4 жыл бұрын

Moug MeDuro best part by far 😂

@hoovenschmooven

4 жыл бұрын

"But this driver has no intention to commit crime."

@ebolarnator1794

4 жыл бұрын

Sounds like the ending to The Blues Brothers

@camdos3326

4 жыл бұрын

Funny thing is there r only around 200k police officers in uk

80 years for driving a ford fiesta 2 hours unpaid work and a £15 fine for assaulting 110 officers seems about right

Please return to us James we miss you

@edwardmoran1738

4 жыл бұрын

Yes please

"Like searching for a needle in West Yorkshire" So incredibly easy then

@Thwack992

3 жыл бұрын

Easier to find a needle than a nice car up there.

@DH-jy9tr

3 жыл бұрын

@@Thwack992 lmfao

@TheHalfLeft

Жыл бұрын

@@Thwack992 or any car

"fined £15" Thats a little harsh.

@mistakenmustashe1668

5 жыл бұрын

more like £15,000,000 ovo Kain

@1Welshdylan

5 жыл бұрын

Unpaid work is always harsh

@TheMinecraftJockey

5 жыл бұрын

You could get your self five £3 meal deals from Tescos for that, Jesus Christ. Where are the government using all this money?

@wb8211

5 жыл бұрын

He didn’t even have a fiesta...

@byronchavarria4954

5 жыл бұрын

ovo Kain $15 Not £15 No £¥€ Only $$$

My brother still has a Ford Fiesta in the West Yorkshire area despite the ban. I'd like to urge any officers reading this to take immediate action. I'm fearful to do anything myself as I don't know how he may react, but someone needs to put an end to it. I'm begging you.

@buttonscasper

5 жыл бұрын

Leo 😂😂😂

@mistakenmustashe1668

5 жыл бұрын

me dads mum dad has a ford feiwst buat we lievw in hwumberside so.,..... screw dat

@ben.taylor

5 жыл бұрын

Your brother can't be forgiven for this disgraceful crime against our once peaceful and now indefinitely changed civilisation

@Circuitssmith

4 жыл бұрын

The only thing that stops a bad guy with a Ford Fiesta is a good guy with a Ford Fiesta.

“Half a million cop cars on the fiestas tail” I would pay money to see that 😂

@ethancarberry-holt3011

3 жыл бұрын

America. Need I say more? Just go there.

@benjaminclements1650

3 жыл бұрын

Can you imagine the sound of all those sirens?

@Lucario0007

Жыл бұрын

@@benjaminclements1650you’d get to car 20 and go deaf

"Two lads in tears, successful job" - refuses to elaborate, leaves

new lynx deodorant now you too can smell like bradford

@sockgoblin6606

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@tommcmahon14

5 жыл бұрын

Curry and sweat edition

@memememegaming

5 жыл бұрын

Another new scent is crack and nitrous oxide.

"The driver is doing at least 30 in a 30 zone, is in danger of killing his mum and smells strongly of Bradford." Barely keeping it together to type that. Another slice of fried gold from Just James

@dissonantdreams

4 жыл бұрын

PETER YOU’VE LOST THE NEWS!

@jackdavies7808

4 жыл бұрын

13 in a 30

@schteeve4759

3 жыл бұрын

@@dissonantdreams Peter O'Hanraha-hanrahan is my old account. You have no idea how many times people replied to me with "YOU'VE LOST THE NEWS!". Always made me happy that so many got the reference.

*"The UK's network of nearly nine automatic number plate recognition cameras"*

"It turns out he's just applied to join Bad Boys 3, and he's worried this incident will ruin his chances"

i forgot what i was wayching for a second when i heard that the suspect had “run off to a local police station” and got confused as to why he’d be so stupid as to do that then i remembered what this was

@TheBanana93

5 жыл бұрын

Fucking got me to haha genius video!

@parkerproductions4546

5 жыл бұрын

I tuned out for a minute, heard "a man was arrested for behaving rather strangely", I was like "What?? The police can't do that!", then I remembered what I was watching lol

Narrator: 'The teenagers are taken to the driver's mum's house, where the driver gets stiff goods.' Officer: 'Two lads in tears, successful job.' 😂😂

Drives Ford Fiesta: 80 YEARS IN PRISON Assaults 110 police officers: 2 days unpaid work and fined £15

@MrEdrftgyuji

4 жыл бұрын

UK justice in a nutshell

@AurumUsagi

3 жыл бұрын

Also £70m fine for driving a Ford Fiesta

@oZqdiac

2 жыл бұрын

2 hours*

I love how this video makes Ford Fiestas the ultimate crime. Like literally millions of police cars are going after one because it’s that much of a threat to humanity, and the driver was given 80 years in prison for it.

@shinydavidhowell

2 ай бұрын

I guess we know why it got replaced by the Puma

Trying to find a bad Just James video can be like searching for a needle in West Yorkshire

I wonder if Prince Phillip makes a cameo 🧐

@Blastingplane

5 жыл бұрын

Phillip was just doing the birdbox challenge....

@Mary-cw1fz

5 жыл бұрын

Omfg. These comments 😂😂

@diabl2master

5 жыл бұрын

I'm sure he drives a Ford Fiesta the absolute criminal.

@ryanstiff4014

5 жыл бұрын

OK most likes I've gotten for anything thanks peeps.

"West Yorkshire's Magic Mushrooms Team" 🤣

“The passenger has aroused the traffic cops.” “He always like that?”

Okay but 80 years in prison for driving a Ford fiesta 😂 😂 + a £70m fine 😂

@taylorsprigg

5 жыл бұрын

Soft Hearted it’s the usual for that mate

@moonwater444

5 жыл бұрын

@@taylorsprigg I've been so uninformed up until now..🙊😆

@landnanners2011

5 жыл бұрын

It should have been the death penalty

@moonwater444

5 жыл бұрын

@@landnanners2011 🤣

@danieloneill6375

5 жыл бұрын

Thats only the minumum my mum got 500 years plus a 600 million pound fine..

'He can still be charged for driving without a firearm' - Didn't know Bradford had suddenly become American

@daniel117100

5 жыл бұрын

lol theres loads of guns in bradford absolute shithole

@djwethat2679

5 жыл бұрын

I'm from bradford and once I saw an idiot driving his car over a pedestrian crossing

3:05 “2 lads in tears. Successful job.” I’ve watched this so many times and I never noticed this line!! Haha!

It was a really difficult drive because I’ve *done magic mushrooms while I sleep overnight in the middle of nowhere* and in the back of my mind I’m thinking everyday of the week *id rather take one in the face*

@skywolfx76

3 жыл бұрын

While I sleep in the bushes*

"but the passenger has *aroused* the officers" 😂😂😂

Didn’t expect Traffic Cops. This one is done really well. The splicing up of the speech is so smooth and sounds as if it could be from the actual programme. 👍 Admittedly, the voiceover is easier to work with due to it always being the same tone, but nonetheless, the jokes that were created were very clever.

@JustJamesOfficial

5 жыл бұрын

Thanks mate! Definitely easier with the presenter voiceover, you're right there!

“Car crime is on the rise, 1 vehicle was stolen last year” 😂😂

@liamwalsh4008

3 ай бұрын

That implies that 0 vehicles were stolen the year before. To be fair, that's an infinity% increase in car crime, which I'm sure you'll agree is a lot.

@Jaxymann

2 ай бұрын

​@@liamwalsh4008 Exactly! Thank God the Traffic Cocks are on the job to keep us safe and clean up our streets from the dreaded menace of the Ford Fiesta!

my favourite just james trope is cutting off ''hundreds', thousands', and 'millions' off the ends of numbers

"and smells strongly of *Bradford*"

@mattybuttersable

5 жыл бұрын

It is a very strong smell

I can't read your potential. Your videos just keep getting better

@JustJamesOfficial

5 жыл бұрын

Haha! Thanks mate! I appreciate the support!

@TheOriginalElkstone

5 жыл бұрын

This isn't even his final form

@whatthetrend8323

4 жыл бұрын

Sadly, it looks like it is :(

@Brandon79797

4 жыл бұрын

What TheTrend wrong

The passenger has aroused the traffic cops. It turns out he’s just applied to join Bad Boys 3 😂

@Journey_Awaits

3 жыл бұрын

The teenagers are taken to the drivers mums house where the driver gets stiff goods uwu

"he's nervous, and smells strongly of Bradford" lmao

"With the police helicopter busy searching for McDonald's" I fucking lost it

Damn, who knew the Yorkshire police were all about Ford Fiestas supplying to McDonald’s... ever since Elon Musk’s rocket destroyed the Yorkshire Dales they’ve all been a bit cuckoo

@joetspare2632

5 жыл бұрын

Yoshisaur K. Fireball - I was there. 7:30 Yorkshire dales time was a very tough time for us all

@lux1469

5 жыл бұрын

It wasn't Elon, it was the American entrepreneur Theresa May.

@Josh-xz4ec

5 жыл бұрын

Ew

2:17 that whole bit is hilarious😂

"Officers James and Tim Wilson from the North Yorkshire Magic Mushrooms Team” LOL 😂😂

Hahaha the car contains booTY

@ilovefreddie9574

5 жыл бұрын

Lol just wanna say you're pretty cute. I'm not a guy dw😂 unless you're gay, in that case I'd cry because I tend to fall for gay guys alot lmao

@lukess.s

5 жыл бұрын

@@ilovefreddie9574 _oof_

@ilovefreddie9574

5 жыл бұрын

@@lukess.s I took the L

@Ernest-From-England

5 жыл бұрын

Alright then

@Ernest-From-England

5 жыл бұрын

Hapax logonomon brought be here

Fucking Golden, definitely a YTP king. 100 points to James, but... Just James.

“Where a male has been spotted on their way to play football” That is now very relatable in this day and age

Please do ‘Fake Britain’ and ‘Countdown’.

@ratty797

3 жыл бұрын

I’d love to see these to

I'm from Bradford and this is quite possibly the most accurate thing I've ever seen

@tinystalker1821

5 жыл бұрын

Joe Midgley do you smell strongly of Bradford?

@djwethat2679

5 жыл бұрын

I'm from bradford

@undefined6512

4 жыл бұрын

Who's Joe?

The passenger has aroused the cops "Is he always like that?" 😂😂😂😂

"It turns out he's just applied to join Bad Boys 3, and his worried this incident will ruin his chances" wtf 😂😂

Where the hell are you james? Have you given up on this channel now? We want more!!!

"...pleaded guilty to assaulting 110 police officers." Ah, Conservation of Ninjutsu in full effect.

“With intent to supply McDonalds” 😂😂😂😂

No matter how many times I watch this it still makes me laugh.

1:03, best line in the episode

The fucking "man is arrested for behaving rather strangely" broke me and it got better from there.

@zackpenhaligon9904

3 жыл бұрын

How very British! It got me too😂😂😂

3:05 "two lads in tears, successful job" lmao

"James skill as a drug dealer is tested to the maximum!" Had me in tears

If you turn on captions, it talks about Jazz James and his skill as a Prog Dealer. Didn't know you had a past as a 70s guitar player

"He shows signs of killing his mother"

“james skill as a drug dealer is tested to the maximum”

Huge fan of "The UK's network of nearly nine automatic number plate recognition cameras" ! So smooth, so elegantly done. Hilarious videos, they make me laugh loads!

Driving a Ford Fiesta: 80 years in prison and a £70,000,000 fine Stealing a Land Rover and assaulting 110 police officers: 2 hours unpaid work and a £15 fine Gotta love the West Yorkshire justice system

"Is showing signs of killing his mum". Brilliant

“ it was a really difficult drive because if the mushrooms fell asleep in the back of the car every other day I’d rather take one in the face” 😂😂😂

‘Looking for a stolen car across 3 square miles of North Yorkshire can be like looking for a needle in West Yorkshire’ 🤣

2023 and this is still funniest video I've ever seen on KZread

I wish this was made in to a series. It'd be such a fantastic programme to watch, to have a proper laugh again like the old days.

0:32 "Officers just james and tim wilson from North Yorkshires Magic Mushrooms team" killed me

1:35 Ford fiestas are actually being discontinued.

"Smells strongly of bradford" 🤣🤣🤣

I've watched this hundreds of times, but "he smells strongly of Bradford" gets me every time 😅😅

I’ve binged your whole channel, I’ve never found funnier ytps

“A male on their way to play football” aged well...

North Yorkshire’s magic mushroom team 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The sentences at the end cracked me up! 😂😂😂

I literally pissed my self watching this. Good job I’m on the loo. Hapax legomenenon as always mate,

“Luckily the car this time contains booty” Help I can’t breathe

0:08 this aged well

@theeurodriver3378

4 жыл бұрын

*ooooooooooooh shiiiiiiiiiit*

@GlamStacheessnostalgialounge

3 жыл бұрын

It didn't age, it was always the case.

@thesouthfacee

3 жыл бұрын

@@GlamStacheessnostalgialounge no?

@GlamStacheessnostalgialounge

3 жыл бұрын

@@thesouthfacee yes?

@benflanagan7354

3 жыл бұрын

oh dear.

The slickness of it all working together is far above other YTPers. Arrested on suspension of behaving rather strangely sounds like a real British crime.

Ban Fiestas all over England. Take back our Roads 😤🇬🇪🦁🦁🦁

@adamc2791

5 жыл бұрын

Thats the Georgian flag

@therobinbolt

5 жыл бұрын

@@adamc2791 No it isn't lad. It's the England flag with 4 smaller England flags insoid it 😩

@adamc2791

5 жыл бұрын

@@therobinbolt ah fair enough. I get where y coming from

@tommcmahon14

5 жыл бұрын

@@therobinbolt but in reality it's the Georgian flag

This is British humour at its finest

"Ford Fiesta Cars" lmao

Great vid! One of the best yet! Suggestions: Countdown,Tennable, impossible,gogglebox,

@qwantinmoe6215

5 жыл бұрын

Holy shit Countdown!!

@memememegaming

5 жыл бұрын

Countdown - Cuntdown or Tnetennba

This is one of those great channels with a small subscriber count.

"Smells strongly of Bradford" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

“Every day of the week I’d rather take one in the face” 😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂 Sometimes I think of this line at work and laugh 😂