“The man in the van received a fine and points for his bald head” Glad to see justice is being done

@mattydriscoll9121

2 жыл бұрын

“and is also due to appear in court for a separate case of driving with no hands”

@InstaSim6

2 жыл бұрын

And the dog received 7 years and 6 months in prison

@FriendlyNeighbourhoodSpidey

2 жыл бұрын

@@mattydriscoll9121 Omg look guys! He has a Ukraine flag in his username! What a great guy! So stunning and brave!

@Roar_Of_Motivation_

2 жыл бұрын

Actually dying when he said that 😭😭🤣🤣

@weeg91

Жыл бұрын

But was e’ wearin a pink shirt?

"convicted of murder without consent, he was given a formal warning" 🤣

@chriss2122

2 жыл бұрын

Bloody amateur. It's so easy to get consent too. No excuse for this.

@MyPlus-gj9or

2 жыл бұрын

E N G L A N D

@RobMcLeanEDM

2 ай бұрын

He didn't even need to edit that part

Glad to see that the Former US President driving the Fiesta wasn't given any leeway, just because he blew the cops, and was appropriately hanged for his grivous crime.

@AurumUsagi

2 жыл бұрын

Could have got far worse in West Yorkshire just for the Fiesta

@schmoosmith

2 жыл бұрын

If they were a U.S diplomats wife they would have gotten away with it.

Not even a minute in and he's got me laughing. Welcome back, Sergeant Just James.

Hi guys, it's been a while since I last uploaded. My last 2 videos have been removed for copyright and I was given a strike for each. The videos take many many hours to put together so it's pretty disheartening to have them taken off, especially as 3 strikes gets your channel terminated. Praying to the copyright gods that this one will stay up. Let me know what you think of the sequel to Traffic Cocks!

@asuy1884

2 жыл бұрын

loved it

@Danny55022

2 жыл бұрын

Already 20 secs in and I love it!

@williamspalding2764

2 жыл бұрын

The editing is really slick

@ashketchum54

2 жыл бұрын

can you move the videos to Vimeo?

@awtizme

2 жыл бұрын

Such a shame, the Heathrow edit was one of my favourite videos ever.

Murder Without Consent = formal caution Bald head = fine + points on licence Being a canine accomplice = 7 years 6 months in canine prison Driving a Ford Fiesta in West Yorkshire = 80 years + £70m fine What's the worst crime that can happen in Traffic Cocks?

@21pie5k2

2 жыл бұрын

Being a former US president and blowing a cop will get you hanged 😢

@ThatSpecificIndividual

2 жыл бұрын

A bald man with a dog murdering someone without their consent while attempting to get away from the police in a ford fiesta outside of Huddersfield.

@easpace5737

2 жыл бұрын

Being a female in a Christian theme park: Being gunned down in broad daylight

@Connie_TinuityError

2 жыл бұрын

Assaulting 110 police officers = 2 hours unpaid work + £15 fine

@sumvs5992

2 жыл бұрын

Buying a Ford Fiesta

3:27 "If they blow into it, they get locked up, "If they don't blow into it they get locked up for not blowing into it."

@dancingmonkey08

2 жыл бұрын

Talk about unfair!

@foxymanaic5934

2 жыл бұрын

@@dancingmonkey08 Yeah I know right! It's so unfair, there's no where out, but if you're a criminal then it's fine, because that's what they get for doing something bad.

“A van holding the holy grail is heading towards Derbyshire” is so fucking funny 😂😭😭

"and the former US President who was stopped near Chesterfield and blew nearly three traffic cops by the road side.. was hanged."

@dheaddy

2 жыл бұрын

The best line!

@CelesteStClair

Ай бұрын

I laughed as loud as my body would allow for a solid ten minutes

OMG that poor dog, 7 years in prison is a crying shame 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@dancingmonkey08

2 жыл бұрын

Think of it from his point of view, that's actually 49 years! Haha

@Handhandme

2 жыл бұрын

Sent to dog jail for the heinous crime

@fuzzy5987

2 жыл бұрын

@@dancingmonkey08 oh no 😭😭🤣🤣🤣

The line between parody and real life is getting thinner every day.

"Every day of the year, the Traffic Cops are doing drugs." HAHAHAHA, I love it! 🤣

I can't imagine just how many episodes you have to watch in order to make these videos. Thank you for your sacrifice

5 minutes well spent watching, these are stupidly well-edited.. I'm hoping for the channel to stick around a little longer before whatever conglomerate corporation says otherwise

@mxrkeq8193

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly though

Holy shit this is so well edited. I'm so glad that Traffic Cocks made a return, the first one is incredible.

"it's gone into a Christian Theme Park" Absolutely gold once again. Your sentence mixing is beyond great.

@Ciaraahah

Ай бұрын

They’ve got a record breaking rollercoaster called The Bible,it’s fun

"On the outskirts of Derby, traffic cop Karl Jackson is racing three men in a Skoda, reaching speeds of 50 miles per hour, whilst eating a whole plate of chicken chow mein" Hahahaha you honestly excel yourself every time Just James.

@Jim230176

2 жыл бұрын

I read that as that clip came on. Life is good.

'driving with no hands' HOW ARE YOU SO GOOD AT THESE💀😭😭

“The former US president who blew 3 traffic cops was hanged”

I hate those murders without consent…

This made my day, there’s so much going on in the world to stress me out but this just lifts that stress so well

“The driver’s dog was sent to prison for 7 years and 6 months.” 😢🐶

@residentsteve

2 жыл бұрын

😂

'Sargent Hughes takes the women to a femail officer, where they can be gunned down in broad daylight' 😅

The moment we needed him the most, he returned!

“The man is claiming he’s the second coming of Jesus” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@valxyrie6113

Жыл бұрын

the police had been able to find out the man's true identity using a high tech ass scanner

So glad you’re back this made me cry it’s so funny! The terrified dog going to jail and the murder without consent had me in stitches. Thank you!! 😂

License to kill? "The name is James, Just James"

“The dog was sent to prison” oh man this whole video had me creasing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I love the idea of George W Bush, Barrack Obama and Bill Clinton having their Fiesta pulled over In Chesterfield. I also really hate it when HMRC seize my lunch.

OK this is the funniest thing I've seen in a good while. Terrific work.

Please don't stop. I don't know anyone else who does these kinds of videos. YTPs use too many outside sources and are a bit loud at times. Nothing compares to the calming British voices saying such outrageous things as, "driving with no hands" and "the driver's dog was sent to prison"

Christian theme park still gets me.😂😂

Murder without consent!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Gunned down in broad daylight😂😂

3:33 the best part is hearing their sentences 😂

Just James is a national treasure! 🇬🇧

I've waited for this sequel for so long

A seizure of sandwiches LoL

man these never get old.watched this several times over the years and still has me buckled 😂

Top tier stuff, we hope you don’t get in trouble for this 1.

Holy shit we have been blessed with a second episode

I like watching these high because I forget that it's a parody and it cracks me up

Some of the best quotes - "The 2 girls are taken to a female officer to be gunned down in broad daylight" - "Cop car Jackson is racing 3 men in a skoda reaching speeds of 50mph, whilst eating a whole plate of Chicken Chow Mein" - "Cop car Jackson spots a car including 3 former US presidents" - "The man is claiming he was the second coming of Jesus" Honourable mentions: - Man in court for driving with no hands - The former US president who blew 3 traffic cops and was hung

@tobyo105

Жыл бұрын

In this instance "was hanged"was actually grammatically correct tbf

You’ve absolutely outdone yourself with this one

Another great video. Your videos are some of the only content on this platform that really makes me laugh out loud.

Wow. A van carrying the Holy Grail. I need to get my hands on that

I laughed so much, my tummy hurt. Great work buddy. 👏🏼

“Carl Jackson is racing 3 men in a Skoda at 50mph…while eating a whole plate of chicken chow mein”

This is just bad evil and wrong in every respect and shouldn't be permitted 🤣 It even still has the Ch.5 logo on throughout! Bless. I'm so glad no copyright owner has asked him to take it down;-)

“The drivers dog was sentenced to 7 years and 6 months in prison”

Tears are streaming down my face right now, I can't stop laughing at this. 🤣

That ending though 😂😂😂

The holy grail is heading towards Derbyshire 😂😂😂😂

I can't stop laughing 😂😂😂

Yesss please come back. Where is that bake off one??! It’s so funny 😂

THAT ENDING HAD ME DYING LMAOOOOO

" who blew 3 traffics cops at the roadside, was hanged." Jesus... This is why people hate the police. This sort of brutality needs to stop.... XD

@diamondsam

2 жыл бұрын

Twas his own fault he shouldn't have driven that fiesta

@WSmith1984

2 жыл бұрын

Almost 3, I don't know how that is possible...

The long awaited sequel, good to see you again James

Brilliant as always. Somehow Theakston seems to have a great voice to cut together.

Amazingly hilarious video mate, was waiting for you to release a new one, it was worth the wait!

Utterly brilliant, laughing out loud here 🤣🤣🤣

Legend has it Karl is still racing the 3 men in the Skoda

I thought those roads were familiar...then I realised they're in Chesterfield. They're literally driving on my route to work.

The original came out on my 16th birthday. I'm now 19 and it's still equally as funny.

It's tradition to watch the original once in a while, i'm so glad you made this

“Chasing 3 men in a Skoda hitting speeds of 50mph whilst eating a chicken chow main” 😂👌

This whole video was hilarious but the bluntness of the last line legit made me laugh out loud

Honest the editing of these videos / voice clips is insanely good!

"the drivers dog has been sent to prison for 7 years and 6 months" bhahahyaa

I absolutely love it when you upload stuff,laughed my arse off 😂

38 seconds in n already gold absolute gold

... was hanged 😂😂😂😂😂. I laughed at this entire video but I lost my shit at the last line 😂😂😂😂😂

the sequel we needed

I have never laughed so hard in my life. Great video

I was howling throughout this mate. You are funny af.

I'm crying with laughter here! Thank you for everything you do - hopefully YT will actually get a sense of humour and leave the videos up! We all need a ggod laugh at the moment!

It was the whole plate of chicken chow mein that got me for some reason

this has been long awaited, my meaning in life has been reinstated. finally

1:45 - 1:51 This Is The Maddest UK Cop Show YTP Ever! Please Makes A 3rd Episode Of Traffic Cops YTP!

Oh hes back and this did NOT dissapoint. The last 15 seconds has me balling 😭😂

absolutely amazing. here when needed

YESSS BABE WAKE UP JUST JAMES POSTED!!

no idea how i stumbled onto these videos but so glad I did top quality mate. got yourself another subscriber

Hey!!! I drive a Skoda :( 2:34 hit me right in the feels man... Oh, and it's good to see you again! Who needs a TV licence when we have your content?

This is too good James, can’t believe i’ve only just found these! Keep them coming 😃

THAT ENDING LMAO

Found this from tiktok, these are solid gold you deserve more subscribers!

Thank you so much, I needed that!!!

"the one thing we want, is for that car to put his foot down, and start driving dangerously."

Should be giving permission before murder come on guys

Oh boy have I waited for this a long time..brilliant from start to finish!

He’s back! He’s back? HE’S BACK!

Your best yet James, you're best yet

Oh my god this is brilliant, absolutely brilliant. ''Driving with no hands'' was a highlight for me. Great work.

Welcome back!! Fantastic editing and laugh out loud funny. Brilliant.

I love when the commentators do voiceovers for completely different shows

It's been more than a year now. Finally. I miss your content.

Pretty accurate of our policing system I'd say.

This is just the best video I've seen on KZread in months xD absolutely CREASING up... thank you for this masterpiece

Such a smooth, silky, mild form of KZread Poop, bravo! :)