This video is a parody, mashing up audio/video from Heathrow: Britain's Busiest Airport. This is not a true reflection of what goes on at Heathrow. (Having to say for legal reasons!)

@Seffek

3 ай бұрын

I missed watching this episode!

@palacefan4286

14 күн бұрын

So glad this episode is back

I don't use the imperial or metric system. I measure with Kylie Minogues.

@Ewthulhu

4 жыл бұрын

From nose to nose.

@cajmo8635

4 жыл бұрын

But that's a well known imperial unit

@ericdunn555

4 жыл бұрын

Anyone know how many Kylie Minogues there are in an imperial kilometre, please?

@Thomaswilliams94

4 жыл бұрын

@@ericdunn555 I think its approx 657.89 K(Minogue)

@wwss3330

4 жыл бұрын

British people are a bunch of simps

“More people fly out of Heathrow with dismembered limbs than any other airport” - a title to be proud of 😆

@eldritchgoat1422

4 жыл бұрын

This is probably true irl honestly

@gobarn1877

4 жыл бұрын

@@eldritchgoat1422 I was going to comment that as well!

@hamsterdude1233

4 жыл бұрын

Diversity at it's finest

@artemis3181

4 жыл бұрын

Gobarn pretty sure thats luton

@gobarn1877

4 жыл бұрын

@@artemis3181 live, laugh, Luton

"Because shes a thirsty beast" LMAOOO

"The passengers need to be cooked a bit more, they're a little pale"

@metetural9140

4 жыл бұрын

"Miss, those are the Danish."

@userPrehistoricman

4 жыл бұрын

That's racist!

@ben.taylor

4 жыл бұрын

@@userPrehistoricman oh yeah so racist so offensive isn't it

@lnteIIigence

4 жыл бұрын

@@ben.taylor Impossible! One cannot be racist towards white people!

@yeh.80

4 жыл бұрын

@@ben.taylor He's just playin along

"she's busy hunting passengers down with a blow pipe, because she's a thirsty beast" 🤣🤣🤣 OMG!

@tinman8311

4 жыл бұрын

That one had me 😂

“The passenger was shot through the head with a pistol”

@TheMightyKinkle

4 жыл бұрын

I lost it then!

@NOACCEPTANCE772

4 жыл бұрын

Talk about overkill!!

@Mr_Kian_Kane

4 жыл бұрын

Lol I lost it at that bit

@depfeffel6455

4 жыл бұрын

Trying not to wake my heavily pregnant partner with my uncontrollable laughter 🤣🤣🤣

@joethevlogger3742

4 жыл бұрын

We found the suspect at the end.

im sad you didnt edit "tools in their arsenal" to be "tools in their arse" cmon James.

@JustJamesOfficial

4 жыл бұрын

I'm still learning 😉

@LondonTransportGuy

4 жыл бұрын

I thought that too lol

@TheManInBlueFlames

4 жыл бұрын

@@JustJamesOfficial I expected that too.

@nightowl8477

4 жыл бұрын

I like arse as a word

@anaveragesoviettankfromthe70s

3 жыл бұрын

To be fair, I kinda heard "arsehole"

"The SAS have a number of tools in their arsenal, to fight, Jessie J" 😭😭😭

“This woman missed her flight to Zurich this morning because she was *LOOTING* the airport” I’m crying

"woman's handbag" "that's the first time I was called a handbag, and it was unacceptable"

@sirpizo555

4 жыл бұрын

“The passenger was shot through the head with a pistol”

@stopgotdamndeletingmycomme8642

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@chickensandunicorns3089

3 жыл бұрын

"First time I was called a handbag and it was unacceptable" ~ every karen ever

"Now that the belt is moving again, the dead and wounded are scattered all over the airport."

*"It's the largest passenger aircraft in the world, and cost Quantus over £280."* *I mean, that's technically true.*

@coastliner7009

3 жыл бұрын

Qantas*

The queue can go for Like LoiK LiIiIk LIoIke Y’ know...like...minutes.

@FriendlyNeighbourhoodSpidey

4 жыл бұрын

Loik loik loik, ya knoiw, minutes

"Premium lounge manager Neelam is overseeing today's delivery of Kalashnikov AK-47 7.62mm assault rifles" *we get that all the time*

@lucasc5622

4 жыл бұрын

weeb

@sumvs5992

4 жыл бұрын

76.2? That's an extremely large rifle

@Handhandme

3 жыл бұрын

Must be so annoying to get the same assault rifles each day. Being a stewardess is tough ngl

@LThaPunisha

3 жыл бұрын

@@sumvs5992 7.62

@sumvs5992

3 жыл бұрын

@@LThaPunisha when I commented it was 76.2

Since most of Just James' videos have characters named Just James, his videos can be considered self-insert fanfics. In this essay I will...

@seancooper4058

3 жыл бұрын

@Jack McLean Sorry man, essay machine broke

JustJames is the help I didn't know I needed to get me through quarantine.

With the flights crashing every 45 seconds

"Transporting more than 74 million terrorists a year" Ok then

"Crucially the huge plane can carry 520 primitive tribesmen"

@ericdunn555

4 жыл бұрын

2 more than it's nearest competitor, by Jove.

@ashbridgeindustries380

4 жыл бұрын

@@ericdunn555 *Nearly 2 more

Fun Fact: 'Kylie Minogue's lined up nose to nose' is the official unit of measurement we use down under. 😎

Those jars of jam are dangerous, watch out

Where tf do you get all these sound clips (“shrunken human head”?)

@LuminePrime

4 жыл бұрын

I imagine the narrator did another program about terrorism which he took the voice clips from

@Thwack992

4 жыл бұрын

@@LuminePrime Have you been to Heathrow? He has 100% not taken them from another programme.

@mrportalman321

4 жыл бұрын

The narrarator was the audiobook reader for Bravo Two Zero

@mariea82

4 жыл бұрын

Thwack 😂

@sawyer2652

4 жыл бұрын

@@LuminePrime I was thinking a documentary about tribesmen rather.

“...costing 14 times the price of *BARE-BREASTED WOMEN* ” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

“14 times the cost of bare-breasted women”... how much is a bare-breasted women? Asking for a friend

@kleptrep94

4 жыл бұрын

They cost about tree fiddy.

@nightowl8477

4 жыл бұрын

@@kleptrep94 - free tiddy

Ah yes, just James. Just the comedic relief we need right now.

"Last year Heathrow confiscated everything from mortars, rocket launchers, machine guns, submachine guns and rifles to jars of jam"

“It’s the first time I’ve been called a handbag, and it’s unacceptable!”

@Thwack992

3 жыл бұрын

The passenger was shot through the head with a pistol

“Passengers are preparing to use explosives to carry out small tasks”

Brilliant

@stawfiq5

3 жыл бұрын

Noice 😵😵😵

@killjoy9918

3 жыл бұрын

Holy shit hi brad

@threeleafclover6003

3 жыл бұрын

Holy fucking shit, didn't think I'd be seeing Brad here

@emporioalnino4670

3 жыл бұрын

Brad does minecraft

RIP Jessie J 😩😭

"The equivalent of 100 Kylie Minogues lying nose to nose" 😂😂

“It’s the first time I’ve been called a handbag, and that’s unacceptable.” 😂

Well, look who's back

@metetural9140

4 жыл бұрын

Guess who's back

@pitaya4151

4 жыл бұрын

@@metetural9140 Back again

@metetural9140

4 жыл бұрын

@@pitaya4151 Just James is back, with a rogue communist Jessie J

So if the plane is 3 metres long which is the same as 100 Kylie Minogues, that means Kylie is 3cm tall. To be honest, she is very short so I wouldn't be too surprised if she was.

@coloradostatesenatorsteven7443

4 жыл бұрын

Ayup

@thebotbuilder

4 жыл бұрын

@@coloradostatesenatorsteven7443 Ayup!

@albond

4 жыл бұрын

@@thebotbuilder *Minogues, *3cm, *too surprised

@No-dl6im

4 жыл бұрын

Nose to nose, so she’s even smaller

@englishbob5106

3 жыл бұрын

TheBotBuilder Looks like 8 inches to me. 😜

I bloody love this channel. Every time I see there's a new one out it puts a smile on my face!

@weaponofmassconstruction1940

4 жыл бұрын

I said the same when I was first potty trained.

"and wants to perform an incredible juggling act."

I read the title and thought: "what the hell are they on about?" Then I read the uploader's name and it all fell into place.

Noooo way, was literally watching this show the other day and was also looking at how long ago you had uploaded. More please!

I started to question its legitimacy when he said”helping terrorists” lol

I’ve actually had quite a similar experience when I was last at Heathrow

“It was the first time I was called a handbag and that is unacceptable” So offensive 🤣

THE LAD IS BACK

2:45 onwards “ … and jars of jam” I’m fucking dying 😂😂😂😂

Y’know, the queue can go for like, like, like, you know, like, minutes

So glad you're back making more of these videos. They're absolutely gold m8!

Oh my god This is brilliant

I've never seen a more impressive job juggling act, than that Just James fellow.

@theothermagneticaesthetic

4 жыл бұрын

All while continuing with his Love Live studies. A man we should all aspire to be.

I wish they would bring back come fly with me, then you wouldn’t have to edit it.

When I saw the thumbnail I thought this was a documentary. Then I saw it was a Just James video

Oh ffs, for a second I thought this was an actual documentary when I remembered that it’s busiest airport and not a terrorist centre

Man it's been so long since a good Just James video. I hope you make more of these videos during this quarantine. There's a lot of good edits to be made of the crap coming out.

I can't believe you are back, please upload more frequently in these times of quarantine!!!!

As an aviation enthusiast, I was so happy when this came out!! Great vid James

2 uploads in one year wow were being blessed

"nearly two more than its closest competitor" 😂😂 fuckin brilliant

Lol the specifics of the AK47 killed me 😂😂 bloody Neelam hahah

So glad to see your channel pop up on my notifications! ✌️

I have had a bad day today and this has cheered me up! Thanks for creating it

I am obsessed with your videos oml

I love these edits!

i hapax legomenoned out of my chair when i saw this notification

Not many people know how much editing and creative thinking stuff like this takes this is fucking art :D

I have been subscribed for almost a year waiting for a new video. Was worth the wait

"It's the largest passenger aircraft in the world, and cost Qantas over £280" - I mean, factually accurate I guess?

Please never stop making these james

How fitting that "Danse Macabre" is playing in the background, while the jovial British narrator rattles off Heathrow's proudest death statistics.

There are so many line I want to quote in the comments 😂

"Tracking a rogue *communist*, Jessie J, spotted over runway 2"

@pablotescobar5444

4 жыл бұрын

rouge

@itsjustewan

4 жыл бұрын

@@pablotescobar5444 lol ty

" flights crashing every 45 seconds"

Love these videos my dude. Keep it up!

I needed this chuckel 👍

glad to see your making videos again!

1:24 had me creasing 😂😂😂

Your videos are a different gravy. Absolutely brilliant😂

James I guarantee you love making these videos. Yes it takes effort, I can just see u there laughing when ur watching back the edits

2:22 Erm I think we just need to tell the chefs that the passengers need to be cooked just a little bit more, they're a bit pale. That got so hard. XD

Glad to see an uploaded from you!

This is your best one, you’ve improved loads over the years lol

Thank you so much for this upload, needed something to laugh about during this lockdown 😂

yayyyy you are finally back!!! keep it up.

Iv just seen you're university challenge video and I knew you where british and its amazing

The fact that the narrator sounds the same for the original and changed lines makes it so smooth~

About time a new just james!!!!

Damn, I hate it when someone calls me a handbag

@DrRiq

3 жыл бұрын

It's unacceptable

MORE VIDEOS!! Lots of love xxx

Welcome back! It's been so long since you last uploaded!

The best video to watch before boarding a flight to Heathrow

I think this is your best one yet

Unfinished London took an unexpected turn i see.

Wow. This is clean good job

finally an upload, my life is complete, this is pure gold

"It's the largest passenger aircraft in the world and cost Quantas over £280" is done so smoothly I almost didn't notice the edit 😅

This is one of the best ones you've done. Top level lockdown content

“Screw you, you old handbag!” “So you have chosen... death.”

This has brought me nothing but joy thank you so much

Waited so long for a new video, hilarious stuff - well done man! 😂🤣

I meant to be flying to New York from Heathrow today 😬

PLEASE make an edit of Inside London Fire Brigade!

"Communist terrorists are the number one concern at Heathrow Airport. Mark and Jeff from the SAS, a specialist unit, are tracking a rogue communist, Jessie J, spotted over runway 2." _"If I were in the wrong place at the wrong time, I could damage the engine enough to bring the plane down."_ "The SAS have a number of tools in their arsenal to fight against Jessie J. Mark has one more trick up his sleeve, his trusty pistol." *gunshot *smirking *RIP JESSIE J*