Back to the British daytime TV. Had a blast making this one, hope you enjoy x

@archiesutherland6127

5 жыл бұрын

Q U A L I T Y

@user-ws8bh9ud2g

5 жыл бұрын

Good sir

@Midnight_Moth

5 жыл бұрын

You've brightened up my day with this 😂 I love you and your videos.

@thejeffreylife63

5 жыл бұрын

Where is the weakest kink

@JustJamesOfficial

5 жыл бұрын

@@thejeffreylife63 BBC removed it :( trying to contest it through fair use though!

"i'm a retired bloody caravan"

@ameliayoung5472

5 жыл бұрын

Same

@jamie522

5 жыл бұрын

SAME IM A RETIRED BLOODY CARAVAN

@henrygreenwood7982

2 ай бұрын

Made me weak

@aidanmcdonagh9033

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

''I do not even eat food''

@slushpuppie19

5 жыл бұрын

There is always one awkward contestant

@Jeonex

5 жыл бұрын

420 likes lol

@rant7970

4 жыл бұрын

can't relate

@circle2867

4 жыл бұрын

yeah same with all caravan coaches

@codey7701

4 жыл бұрын

@@godwinsbraimoh995 wydm...?

"What do you do?" "I'm a g-guy" "I'm a retired bloody caravan!"

@LCVEWADDDINGHAM

4 жыл бұрын

Neko Atsume 😂😂

@ocelot2234

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

“I don’t think any of the guests have had lamb before unless they dined in a restaurant” had me crying

@unknownman8179

5 жыл бұрын

Haha me too 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

@TheRealRealOK

5 жыл бұрын

69MetaMemeLord420 😂

@Gg-qx3vo

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@mrchewtoy

4 жыл бұрын

"Will have heard of lamb"*

@crackspider101

2 жыл бұрын

@@mrchewtoy nope

"Ravioli, ravioli, wherefort art thou jerked chicken?"

@MrWeekendoff

5 жыл бұрын

'it's plain like the rain. Just like my mother told me'.

@FriendlyNeighbourhoodSpidey

4 жыл бұрын

Ravioli ravioli whats in my pocketoli?

@DH-jy9tr

3 жыл бұрын

Brings a fucking tear to your eye doesn't it? Such poetry.

@PoisonousPen

2 жыл бұрын

What Maurice means is he’s cooking his beef in a spooky house again.

@NintendoFanboy21

Жыл бұрын

"Shush, dull and boring"

There's nothing worse than a wonky sausage

@JHG_1

5 жыл бұрын

That was quality

@jered1995

5 жыл бұрын

3:08

@Gg-qx3vo

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@royaltinman2226

2 ай бұрын

Words to live by

It’s no wonder Vanessa is the oldest caravan salesman if she’s been talking since she was small

i’m from Colchester and i can confirm that it actually isn’t in Britain

@kerezymaii

5 жыл бұрын

It is though...

@drewyellop9225

5 жыл бұрын

The basketball guy wasn't in Colchester though was he

@JayAreAitch

5 жыл бұрын

KerezyMaii Lol pick up an atlas you wonky sausage.

@mercurialblue9845

5 жыл бұрын

Colchester isn't in britain

@bandamani

5 жыл бұрын

@@mercurialblue9845 yes it is? My nan lives in Colchester, 2 hours away from our house, we live in Britain.

“It’s also home to the nation’s oldest caravan saleswoman, Vanessa Mitchell” love it 😂😂😂

Chopped lamb is slowly baked in lamb, that's known as lamb in some places

@darcie-maeswiffen3854

4 жыл бұрын

narrated by dave lamb

@KennethU

3 жыл бұрын

On Come dine with lamb

@pcadamtaylor4262

3 жыл бұрын

You learn something every day

@jacksdjfam

3 жыл бұрын

But they'll not have heard of lamb unless they've eaten in a restaurant

@Gruff.

3 жыл бұрын

Do you mean in posh places

"Your grandmother's really good looking" A strong start, James.

@IrishGuysScarf

4 жыл бұрын

Momo's grandmother was a bit horrific to be honest...

"Fine wine, fine cars, fine tart"

@slushpuppie19

5 жыл бұрын

Fine cat

Ideas - - Total Wipeout - Great British Bake Off - Dragon’s Den - Four In A Bed - Ninja Warrior - X Factor - Britain’s Got Talent - Hole In The Wall (god I loved that program) - Gogglebox - you did BBC News so why not ITV News? or Channel 4 News? more news parodies pls - The Circle - Five Gold Rings I think it’s called? - The Last Leg - Child Genius I think it’s called lmao - Are You Smarter Than A 10 Year Old - The Voice okay I give up on thinking of things

@dw4353

5 жыл бұрын

yeetus TRACEY BEAKER!!!!!

@poppyr837

5 жыл бұрын

Deal or no deal!

@bestmelikes

5 жыл бұрын

60 minutes make over DIY SOS The only way is Essex Dinner date Strictly come dancing Can’t pay? we’ll take it away Rich House, Poor House Loose women

@bl4ze143

5 жыл бұрын

Lists every British show

@OKMP4

5 жыл бұрын

OMG where did hole in the wall go? That show was hilarious!

If I had the money I’d full time employ this man to make videos all day

@ripdangerdolanunsubbedbutn8902

5 жыл бұрын

Sean O Conner yes!!

@PwnZombie

5 жыл бұрын

Fuck off taig

@oisin3495

5 жыл бұрын

Edward your name is fuckin Edward calm your fucking tits

@distortionss645

5 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah yeah

@FarmYardGaming

5 жыл бұрын

@@distortionss645 Who... Why do I see so many of the same picture?!

She spoons her cheesy fishy mix into £1000 and bakes

@timthecatman6576

5 жыл бұрын

HELL YES

I too am a retired caravan!

@MrWeekendoff

5 жыл бұрын

KG Productions I wish I had gone into that line of work. I just became a guy

@hkazu63

5 жыл бұрын

But are you a retired BLOODY caravan?

@bwoann4348

4 жыл бұрын

What are the chances of finding you here

Ravioli, ravioli, where for art thou?... Jerk chicken....😂😂😂😂

@overusedcondom581

5 жыл бұрын

Ravioli, ravioli What's in the pocketoli?

@matty7834

5 жыл бұрын

@@overusedcondom581 ravioli ravioli don't lewd thou dragon loli

@MrWeekendoff

5 жыл бұрын

‘It’s plain just like the rain. Just like my mother told me’.

*I do not even eat food* *I'm a retired bloody caravan*

Momo's Whipped Salmon Dishcloth recipe ingredients: 50ml single cream 2 eggs 100ml double cream Half a can of whipped cream A chopstick Parmesan cheese 100ml milk Flaked salmon filet Coffee filters A clean dishcloth £1000 Bake for £1000 in a caravan

@JustJamesOfficial

5 жыл бұрын

If you watch my Gordon Ramsay video, you'll also realise how easy it is to over whip fish

@benatchison2371

5 жыл бұрын

Just James yes, I made it for my pet goldfish last Sunday for Easter. My fish enjoyed it so much it even fell into a food come and hasn’t woken up yet, must have been so good.

More comprehensible than a normal episode of come dine with me

“cHopPeD lAmb iS sLoWlY bAkEd iN lAmb, ThAtS kNoWn aS lAmB iN pOsH pLaCeS”

@gelofshower

3 жыл бұрын

Funny thing is the narrator is actually called Dave Lamb

"I paid £5 for an outfit" oh me too

@MrWeekendoff

5 жыл бұрын

Now that is extravagant.

"It's plain like the rain, just like my mother told me" * Clapping * *SHUSH*

Can you do this with child genius? That would be hilarious Edit: or dragons den

@isaacs8783

5 жыл бұрын

Y E S

@chasb4515

5 жыл бұрын

Yes good idea

@georgeagar4210

5 жыл бұрын

Do it!

@MattTheCommenter

5 жыл бұрын

What about Countdown

@chasb4515

5 жыл бұрын

@@MattTheCommenter good idea

he's cooking his beef in the spooky house again. AHHHHH.

Chopped lamb that’s slowly baked in lamb *That’s known as lamb in posh places*

@IrishGuysScarf

4 жыл бұрын

"I don't think anyone here has had lamb, unless they dined in a *restaurant."*

"what's the most extravagant thing you've ever bought?" "oh most extravagant? i paid £5 for an outfit."

I only want to be around NARNIA

@mkay3005

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 me too tbh..

It's plain Like the rain Just like me mother told me. That poem brings tears to my eyes 😢

@GeorgieBonsoir

4 жыл бұрын

Dull, and boring.

i’m a retired *bloody caravan*

Ravioli Ravioli Wherefore art thou, Jerk Chicken?

I’m a retired bloody caravan

now THIS is how i like to spend my tuesday afternoon...

Fking hilarious , super underrated account 😂

"What Maurice means is he's cooking his beef in the spooky house again." I'M SCREAMING! 😂

*mY nAmEs vaNesSa WeLcoMe tO mY hoUsE*

"last night was... just a bit rubbish" im gonna improve by... just being better in general"

It's plain like the rain, Just like my mother told me.

@birdie8006

5 жыл бұрын

[scattered applause]

@NuclearJesus211

5 жыл бұрын

*SUSH!*

“Ravioli ravioli where for art thou... JeRk ChIcKeN” omg I’m rolling 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 this makes come dine with me even better 😂😂😂😂

You should have over a million subs👏🏾 your content is gold

hoping for an eggheads one soon. hopefully as good as HAPAX LEGOMENON!

1:37 Nearly spat my cereal out.

3:20 "It's plain like the rain, just like my mother told me" * Audience claps * *Shush!*

Most underrated youtuber.

@Fjdirjejrjrrjdj

4 жыл бұрын

Bchd gaming

What would have been great is when he said "What's the most extravagant thing you've ever bought?" "A BLOODY CARAVAN"

"I only want to be around Narnia" -Caravan moraine

0:54 Vanessa peels her WASPS

“you’re actually dining in Great Britain”

I’m so happy you uploaded again these keep me going omg

“What Maurice means is that he’s cooking his beef in the spooky house again”

“I don’t even eat food” I don’t know why but that made me laugh hysterically

Very funny 😂 Always love when you upload, and cheers me up. The effort you put in these is great

I'm from Colchester and its claim to be in Britain is a valid one.

@pyeltd.5457

4 жыл бұрын

It's in SE England.

@woooooooooooooooooooooooo

4 жыл бұрын

Though honestly the edges of the town look like a merge between Britain and America and the rest might has well be a new country in my opinion.

this is the most british humour i’ve ever seen and i fucking love it

These Are always really funny

'ravioli ravioli, wherefort art thou' - maurice grant, caravan coach

he’s cooking his beef in the spooky house *again*

"I started writing this book 3 days ago"

1:39 I think I know who was really behind the momo challenge

“She spoons her cheesy fishy mix into a £1000”

What a legend you are for making this haha !!! 😂😂 just SUBSCRIBED!!!

“What do you do?” “I’m a retired bloody caravan” Lmao 😂😂

“She spoons her cheesy fishy mix into the thousand pound prize and bakes”

I do not even eat food Vanessa peels her wasps Some died in this exact room we're eating now I'm a retired bloody caravan

“Flaked Cooked Salmon Is Added As Well As Coffee Filters And A Clean Dishcloth”

You never fail to make me laugh XD I’m looking forward to your next video already!

Is it just me that belly laughs at this lmao

One of my dad's favourite shows, btw, great video James!

I needed this.

This channel isn't the one we asked for, but the one we needed.

"I don't think any of my guests would have had lamb before, unless they've dined at a, er, restaurant."

God, you're so good at what you do, your sentence mixing is fucking hilarious

Personally, I would’ve gone for “Come Die With Me”

I’m a retired bloody caravan 😂

I think this may just be the best thing my ears have even been blessed with

This is the most British ytp channel ever

Another great video mate. I know you did fake news recrntly, but I think good morning Britain could be pretty interesting!

The god has ascended. Please keep uploading 😂😂😂

I LMFAO at this, excellent work. @KZread why tf are you only recommending this to me now???

Flaked salmon is added aswell as coffee filters and a clean dish cloth 😂😂😂😂😂

Ravioli ravioli, where art thou *JERK CHICKEN*

This is brilliant 😂 could you do Homes Under The Hammer next? 😂

Subscribed instantly; you had me HOLLERING

I never knew I needed this until now

James u make me laugh. Keep up the good content.

They did a YTP on this called ‘Come Dine with Me’

@Connie_TinuityError

3 жыл бұрын

LOL

the intro is iconic

You never fail to make me laugh😂

True to his word, you never once see Maurice eat in this video

honestly so happy this came up in my recommended.

This is the only reason why I pay my TV licence

This is bloody brilliant.

ABSOLUTELY MAGNIFICENT!!

All it takes is a little bit of sentence mixing and any conversation is funny 😂

momo whisks single cream, eggs double cream, whipped cream, a chopstick, parmesan and milk. flaked cooked salmon is added along with coffee filters and a clean dishcloth.

You have all the grace of a reversing dump truck with no tyres on

Worked in some self promo in a YTP, insane

This is your best one yet :)

“Im a retired bloody caravan” ….