*Walks up to gay couple* So which of you is the static caravan and which is the naughty kitty?

@MW-dz8zy

3 жыл бұрын

Are they... you know, crispy?

I wish I could get in a 2 hour relationship.

@cameronclarkhull

3 жыл бұрын

It's called a one night stand 😂

@AleK0451

3 жыл бұрын

@@cameronclarkhull didnt know some blokes took that long

@urmumsballs69

3 жыл бұрын

I sense two virgins in this comment section

@strawberryswisher.

3 жыл бұрын

@@cameronclarkhull my one night stands never last longer than 4 mins

@Yukari_Yakumo

3 ай бұрын

⁠@@urmumsballs69I sense 5 virgins in this comment section.

woman: I don't know what's gonna be in it other than vegetables man: its 100% meat

@klop4228

3 жыл бұрын

It's my favourite joke in the video

2:14 -So Steve, what do you do? -I work in Boiled egg. -AAaaaAAaaaaahhhh

@metetural9140

3 жыл бұрын

Whatever that means

Elsie tosses Ollie, while Ollie nuts. *Lucky fellow*

@LUNE.44

3 жыл бұрын

2:53

This man creates masterpieces and masterpieces only. Truly a work of art

@andrewt836

3 жыл бұрын

Amen

"Steve's laughably small nob is wrapped in blood and then baked" Lol 😂

@residentsteve

3 жыл бұрын

It really hurt too 😂.

@Keston1302

3 жыл бұрын

@@residentsteve Lol 😂

I have immense respect for Just James having to sit through so many hours of this tripe to bring us such gold

@Alex-cw3rz

3 жыл бұрын

Did you just call Come Dine With Me tripe? You uncultured swine

@TheOriginalElkstone

3 жыл бұрын

@@Alex-cw3rz It's worse than bleeding out of your eyes

@Alex-cw3rz

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheOriginalElkstone not sure it's worth that 😉

@TheOriginalElkstone

3 жыл бұрын

@@Alex-cw3rz Somehow typoed. Yeah no this show is disgusting lol

@FriendlyNeighbourhoodSpidey

3 жыл бұрын

He even had to sit through an episode with two benders

"Sean and Steve have a thirty-one and a half hour snog upstairs" Like all the best dinner parties.

The “daddy” bit got me 😂

@terryboylewastherealh4647

3 жыл бұрын

0:38

‘I’m vegetarian, Ollie’s a bit odd’

3:41 "Steve's laughably small knob is wrapped in ᵇˡᵒᵒᵈ and then baked."

@crimsontheotter

2 ай бұрын

I hope you wash your hands

Ashamed none of these come dine with me episodes are called come die with me

@aaronodonoghue1791

3 жыл бұрын

Would that involve poisoned food?

@jakechristie5932

3 жыл бұрын

@@aaronodonoghue1791 The people are the food

@rainyrxses5521

3 жыл бұрын

WHEN I WAS YOUNGER I ACTUALLY THOUGHT THAT WAS THE NAME OF THIS SHOW

@juliac.2367

2 жыл бұрын

why are you ashamed if it's not your fault

When Just James uploads it's a great feeling

The thing I admire most is that you often will use clips from the narrator's other work if their narration doesn't have enough funny lines. The Traffic Cops video used this technique brilliantly. Very clever.

@RenaissanceEarCandy

2 жыл бұрын

Thinking about it, if went through a few series of come dine with with me, you could get the narrator to say anything you like.

3:41 "Steve's laughably small nob"😂

"Its a gay couple" "I WILL GO TO BED"

2 seconds in and it’s already art

@terryboylewastherealh4647

3 жыл бұрын

0:38

“Steve’s laughably small knob is wrapped in BLOOD”

Life goes on hold as soon as I get a Just James notification.

The perfect sequel to the original Come Dine with Meme. Just James is an absolute legend

2:50 "err, it's 100% meat."

I'm just a retired bloody caravan

Its 10 seconds in and im crying 😂

@dronespace

3 жыл бұрын

😂

"The money was the important part-" *long pause intensifies* "We- we need money..." (3:55)

Never stop uploading James 😂. You honestly brighten so many people's day

@sicklyseul5012

2 жыл бұрын

aged badly...

@JeromeOTB

2 жыл бұрын

@@sicklyseul5012 aged badly…😉😂

@Synchronised01

9 ай бұрын

​@@JeromeOTBaged badly ;)

The legend has uploaded

The Return of the King 😁

i’m trying not to wake everyone i’m my house up because i’m dying of laughter

I can't work out if the pet shop boys at 1:29 was in the show already or added in the edit...

When they say Come Dine With Me is spicy... I didnt know they meant like this

can't believe come dine with me wound up being responsible for a divorce

The real question: Is colchester really in Britain? Is Just James a caravan? Hey Just James, some suggestions: GBBO, Rolling in it, beat the chasers, a vet related programme, taskmaster, any other uk game show

@Rhubarb.and.Crustard

3 жыл бұрын

Not sure how well Taskmaster would work - it's got quite an absurd sense of humour on it's own sometimes

@dazwold

3 жыл бұрын

Great British Bake Off would be great

We miss you james

Yeah you’ve gotta love your daily just James, weekly, monthly. Jesus!!! Love you though

Core Just James you're really treating us this year! Two videos already And this is absolutely hilarious 😭

Just James us such a lad

Static caravan Steven would probably love to get to know retired bloody caravan Mo-Mo

I haven't laughed so hard in ages Amanda will be deep fried in the bin just before serving haha love it

Dude I just found your videos and I am giggling like a hysterical hyena. Please do some more! SAS Who Dares Wins, First Dates, anything like that would be fantastic 👌🏼

oh my days the sentences are put together so smoothly, fantastic work mate

Superb as always. These get better and better

Always enjoy hearing when "Just James" will pop up!

this made me laugh out loud the entire time and i really needed that; thank you so much;;

"Steve's laughably small knob is wrapped in blood and then baked." "Hope you wash your hands..." 🤣

There are too many moments of this masterpiece to quote.

Thank you for delivering us this gold james

Sean and I are *C R I S P Y*

The sequel 2021 needed

Love these videos, keep up the great content :)

holy shit man this is your best yet, the 100% meat part made me cough

I needed this. Thanks

Brilliant as always james 😂

truly the sequel we needed in this trying time :')

As a Brummie I'm already in love 😂

Sir, this is your best one yet. Godspeed

ayy he’s back

Honestly the best channel

How does this man not have 100k, he only makes bangers

Funny man just James back at it again

another class production from JJ

Ah man, I've been waiting too long for this

Brilliant. Glad to see more videos.

Banger video james mate

"Elsie tosses oli while oli nuts, lucky fella" 😂belter man

Don’t leave another month before the next upload. This is gold

This was a masterpiece

Liking it even before I watch it!

2:20 I was mid yawn but I cut it off by laughing

Strong start as always

0:38 *DADDY!*

the comic timing on this is astounding

This has made my day 😂

Had no idea couples come dine with me was this raunchy 🥵

These are literally the only thing that make me laugh

I was just thinking about what to watch and I got this notification!

Great content as usual

Well thanks, now I have to clean my keyboard after spitting tea all over it.

“Erecting daDDy” 🤣

“Amanda’s fleSHH.”

watching this while extremely tired and coming off caffeine is maybe the most confusing thing i’ve ever experienced

Just James takes mundane TV and turns it into comedy gold

I fully lost it at 0:36

@jamesperkins191

3 жыл бұрын

Erecting DADDY!?

Static caravan gets me every time 😂😂😂😂

The legend returns

One of the best yet proper funny

You should definitely do a Taskmaster or a Would I lie to you ytp

I genuinely don't laugh at anything nearly as much as a I laugh at these videos. YTPs made out of British TV shows is just too good 🙏🙏

@user-mr4nt8ux8t

3 жыл бұрын

This is better then a ytp as every 5 seconds it isn't just ear rape

Epic another video!

>Starter is called 'vegetables' Ollie: "it's 100% meat"

The Return Of The King

plz make more James ily x

yes the king of youtube is posting agiain

Return of the king

This is beautiful

oh my fucking god just james has uploaded

Love you james

The return of the king

i had to rewatch this because it was edited so well that i missed a lot of the jokes

'Steve's sausage surprise' finished me! 😂 Not like that......😮