“Dip me Again!!!!! I’m going nowhere me son” Gotta be one of Peter Kay’s best lines ever. Up there with “Garlic Bread”???

Everytime I dip a biscuit in me brew I think of this sketch.

@Bitsanddoings

3 жыл бұрын

Liam Mills I do too! And every time I hear we are family by sister sledge I always think of his sketch

@GreenandGold

3 жыл бұрын

@supernova girl and the slow motion voice when you lose one half of the biscuit in your brew lol?

@GreenandGold

3 жыл бұрын

@@Bitsanddoings Just let me staple the vicar. 😂😂

@thesylly86

3 жыл бұрын

Bought biscuits the other day because I saw this... 🤣

@ItsGothamsJoker

3 жыл бұрын

Same man

'You don't dip me I'll drink the bastard!' lol I'll never see dipping the same way again!!

My daughter, who's never seen this, just complained at how much tea her biscuits soak up and how far down her cup her tea now is. 😂😂 😂 So I showed her this.

Double chocolate Hobnobs are my favourite dunkers. Put two, chocolate to chocolate: they'll fit any cup, and they never, ever drop. It's a meal in itself. Custard creams are great for dunking, too. Robust. Top biscuits. Bourbons are good but they spoil the brew and you wind up with a hot choccy milkshake!

@homestraight

3 жыл бұрын

hahaha you are a professional dunker!

@shirleyn546

3 жыл бұрын

Elli P great advice re choc hobnobs! Agree, custard creams never break, built to take a good dunk

@antonioant6536

3 жыл бұрын

Elli P hear hear

@decentlysmartforanidiot8284

2 жыл бұрын

100% agree. double choccy hobnob sandwich is class with any hot drink.

@Rosskles

Жыл бұрын

You can get fully covered choc hobnobs now. The things science can do lol

This man is the most funniest man ever he is natural he doesn’t try hard come back soon peter I miss you please hurry 🙏

Bollocks, Ginger Nuts can stop tank fire.

@pseudonayme7717

3 жыл бұрын

If the hobnobs are marines, the ginger nuts are the SAS of the biscuit world😄

@LoganPlayzGaming

3 жыл бұрын

@@pseudonayme7717 Then the Rich Tea biscuits are the French.

@VincitOmniaVeritas.

3 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah. 😜👍🥰.

@greenisnotacreativecolour

3 жыл бұрын

You aren't wrong. Ginger nuts are the ultimate dunkers. Double-hard bastards the lot of them, even the cheapo supermarket budget ones can practically bathe in the tea without falling apart.

@DeanMoxley87

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

"AAAAAAAH BASTARD" had me in tears 🤣

Hob-Nob joke always makes me howl 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

been looking for this sketch for ages man

This is Simply the funniest man on the planet

@yomama91927e

3 жыл бұрын

very true except only english people will get most of his jokes

@juliehoneybone7019

3 жыл бұрын

👏👏👏👏👏👍😂😂

@nevermindthe

3 жыл бұрын

Its not surprising he got into comedy (after loads of other jobs) because people kept telling him he was funny!

@juliehoneybone7019

3 жыл бұрын

Sally a oh wow I didn’t know that 😀

@jamescrowley8637

3 жыл бұрын

If you can't laugh with Peter Kay there's no hope for you.

*"MUUUUUUUUM!!!! GET A SPOON, QUICK!! ME BISCUITS FALLEN IN ME BREW!! HURRY UP, IT'S SINKING!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH (BLEEP!!!!!) BURNT ME FINGER!!! HURRY UP!! YOU'RE TOO LATE, IT SUNK!! FORGET ABOUT IT!!!"*

I had a brew last night and my Rich Tea biscuit sunk! It's so true what he says. My mind immediately jumped to this routine.

@TheWPhilosopher

Жыл бұрын

Never ever dunk with Rich Tea. It's the law!

Rich Tea aka F’kin one dips

Any Americans watching must be searching real hard online to find some Obnobs.

@ajbartwork360

3 жыл бұрын

The valeyard is a peter Kay fan?

@jackford762

3 жыл бұрын

Are you American? You can't spell the them correctly to start with 👀😂

@plummet3860

3 жыл бұрын

Hobnobs ya bellend

@DokkaChapman

3 жыл бұрын

@@plummet3860 r/woosh

@DokkaChapman

3 жыл бұрын

@@jackford762 r/woosh

My daughter's rich tea just fell in her cuppa. I showed her this 🤣

You're a biscuit. It's yer job!

0:55 clearly she's never dunked a biscuit. She looks confused 😕 🤣

This has got to be my favourite sketch of his of all time!!!

Love Peter Kay Hugs from India 🇮🇳

@steviekiwis

3 жыл бұрын

@Tucker No they do lamb chicken or fish

This man, never fails to make me laugh 😂😂😂😂😂

my biscuit just fell in my brew and it reminded me of this so watching this. it’s so relatable 😂

I only ever dip rich tea and I never have them sink Peter you're the best! X

@TheWPhilosopher

Жыл бұрын

Is it possible to learn this power?!😊

Rich tea: it's too hot, I cant *falls to floor* Brits when the weather hits 20°C: it's too hot, I can't *falls to floor* Scientists can't tell the difference

Best Biscuit for brews? Ginger Nuts & Foxes Crunch Creams 10/10

@SuperGingernutz

3 жыл бұрын

Now you're talking! #gingernuts

@danwic

3 жыл бұрын

Crunch creams :D though they're bloody 1-dips as well 🤣

My ex used to think dunking biscuits was only done by council house people, I used to deliberately dunk half a packet, one at a time just to annoy her, I grew up in a council house and it's nothing to be ashamed of ☕🍪

@CeruleanStallion

3 жыл бұрын

I'm glad she's your ex

@johndobb4723

3 жыл бұрын

@@CeruleanStallion so am I 👍

@user-fo2ul3qc5f

3 жыл бұрын

Gonna say no surprise she's an ex, dunking biscuits has nothing to do with living in a council house?!? The Royals have definitely dunked at one time or another!

@pseudonayme7717

Жыл бұрын

@@user-fo2ul3qc5f People talk alot about immigrants, but I think we should get rid of all the people who never dunk a biccy. It would improve the country overnight!😄

@timothygraham4304

Жыл бұрын

You didn't say anything to say they were wrong.

Peter Kay has done a lot of good bits, the final Parkinson show, the Tour that didn’t, little Britain in Belgium and so on (check them all out here on YT) but this is pure genius gold this!!!!

My headtecher, whom got fired after a year, showed us this clip in a "motovational" assembly. He told us "Be resilient like a hobnob, not a rich tea" Funny clip, but bloody awkward with 250 kids your own age with this on big board in assembly.

@SuperGingernutz

3 жыл бұрын

Was that why he got fired?

@pseudonayme7717

Жыл бұрын

@@SuperGingernutz Too good at his job probably 😄

@pseudonayme7717

Жыл бұрын

Top advice. No harping on about 'woke' culture just sensible, useful advice. Be resolute and strong, not weak and soft.

unsung baptism of living in the UK

So glad this is uploaded couldn’t find it for ages

Aaaawh! We've all done it! Ha ha

Gosh, I needed that.

"ya forgot about a digestive"...😁😁😁Makes my day..✌✌😁😁

@T-Bag13

3 жыл бұрын

Boring moo.

Love you Peter and best wishes to you and your family ❤️❤️💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎❤️❤️❤️

0:51 🤣 putting the crafty V's up

Been waiting since the channel started for this one

The trick is to dip half biscuit at time half wet half dry ratio

@samcastle8103

3 жыл бұрын

Sorry who dips a full biscuit

@johntaylor1359

3 жыл бұрын

U haven't the experience of dipping yer biscuit in yer brew......dipping only half IS the brob it becomes soaked and falls off

Dippin 4 at a time won't save you Son.

I've missed you Peter! 🤣🤣🤣

AHM GOOIN NOWHERE SON!

0:18 I could hear that all day XD

Love him x

DIP ME! DIP ME! DIP ME!

Ginger nuts hold up pretty well too

One dips! 🤣

The Greatest Joke of all Time!

“Ahhhhh bastard” 🤣

My girls didn't know this when they were little so I told them to hold the biscuit in & count to 25. I thought it was funny !!

Ha ha...our dad with his digestives😂

What about ginger nuts, Peter? When I go down the biscuit aisle in the supermarket with my sister, I tell her ''Here, look! A packet of one-dips!''

A classic sketch

This is what you call 'safe comedy'

My grandad says this all the time and I laugh every time xd

Onedips 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Been waiting for this one.

gEt a SPOON mY biScUits fallEN iN mY bReW

"Dripping"

I measure mugs when I buy to make sure the richtea fit in 😂😂

One dips hhahahhaha

Dad used to call them 'dunkers'...😂

Bourbons are the way to go solid as fuck

Btw, digestives are usually 3 second's 👍

Everyone in the WORLD will find this funny, eventually when they find it.

Its the little things...I adore my tea & biscuits😍

Respect the hobknob

Rich Tea was the biscuit of choice when I was a kid and fishing it out with a spoon when you mistimed it and it broke off.

A genuine raw talent of a comedian, he is joke for you, someone said John Bishop is a comedian? WTF!

Chocolate biscuits with milk. Yum.

Rich tea..u nearly make it to your gob n it breaks off falls back in tea with a mighty splash all over your clean jeans;then sinks like titanic to the bottom...so annoying.lol

@dnakatomiuk

3 жыл бұрын

Omg couldn't describe it any better lol

wow, hilarious

HELLO PETER

Oh hey I’m early, yesssss

Could someone PLEASE get this man a towel?

who's here because of the Neville reference from Stick to Football?

I got here because of Jolly

@youngthaiarfssoldier8732

2 жыл бұрын

Nice to be JOLLY here

Fucking one dip...

Anybody here?!?! Love Peter Kay!

I CANT LAUGH AT THIS FELLA THOSE ONES IN THE AUDIENCE ARE THEY PAID TO LAUGH

Love these comments about how ppl take dunking so seriously,,,, true brits!

All about the Kit Kat bite either end and suck ya brew through it… thank me later.

Morning Coffee were weaker than the Rich Tea. Pitiful excuse for a biscuit.

@kittyhawk9707

3 жыл бұрын

N.I.C.E biscuits fall to bits just with the steam ... No chance of getting it dunked

Early

Who’s here after Gnev comment.

Awesome! Steven Seagull unfortunately means nothing nowadays.....

Anyone actually done the slow motion bit in slow motion?! Do it a 0.25 playback speed! Then do the hobnob bit at 2x speed! Hilarious!

Here first

BEST OF ALL, BUT IT WOULD LIKE TO MARRY HER. I AM A SOCIALIST. JESUS WAS TOO

Am I the only one that didn't find this funny at all?

1st of all, speak English! 2nd...what the Hell is he talking about!!!