Imagine getting £17 change out of £20 for a chippy tea.

@eclectica1

Жыл бұрын

You could back in the 80s.

@shandywarhol4444

10 ай бұрын

That's just what I was gonna comment!! Kx

@hello50881

9 ай бұрын

Very common in north of UK in 2000s

@JoelJoel321

9 ай бұрын

@@hello50881 I was there. But maybe not with the fish.

@justasplanned8023

9 ай бұрын

@@hello50881 Don’t think so

This is why the uk is comedy central

“Friday night; chippy tea. That’s the law.” Well, there’s my new excuse for having a takeaway on Friday nights

@DeanMoxley87

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@Ardass486

Жыл бұрын

I couldn't afford a pot noodle,never mind fish n chips. Friday night,or any other basted night

Always the man to turn to when life's being a bit shit. Never fails to make me laugh. 🤣👍

@joewas

3 жыл бұрын

I'd like to give a shoutout to the guy in the audience blowing his nose at 1:11

@valentinamixeeva8171

3 жыл бұрын

правда смешно?

@gillwilkinsongw

3 жыл бұрын

You're SO right.!

@ronoccc

2 жыл бұрын

yep, whenever i feel like crap turn a bit of peter kay on

@kimc555

2 жыл бұрын

Yup always

"'as tha nowt moist?!" 😆😂

“I said EY MOUTH” - I’ve used this exact line in my local chippy !!! 😭😭😂😂

@beccicrowe7478

3 жыл бұрын

My parents use to say it to me and ive probably said it to mine 😂

@mezalong

3 жыл бұрын

Why would you say "I said"?

@MattL3457

3 жыл бұрын

@@mezalong wrong place aha ... should be “Ey mouth”

@mezalong

3 жыл бұрын

@@MattL3457 who am I to bust ya balls, I'm just some loser on the internet.

@ronoccc

2 жыл бұрын

Is mouth a Bolton expression? I’m from North Yorkshire and I’ve never heard it.

Doesn’t matter how many times I watch this clip, Peter ALWAYS gets me laughing 😝

@kieranpugh5342

3 жыл бұрын

😂 watched it about ten times today

@Tretop79

3 жыл бұрын

Completely agree 🤣

@Ardass486

Жыл бұрын

There's nowt rightly to laugh about.

"She looked at me like I'd come into her house on Christmas Day and pissed on her kids" is something I've been endeavouring to work into more conversations recently.

@toriglenn3506

3 жыл бұрын

Nice one! 😂

@chrisr6710

3 жыл бұрын

“Shaking like a shitting dog” is another one I’m trying to slip in the everyday conversation as well.

@martinoreilly3346

2 жыл бұрын

Brilliant!

I saw this tour in Hull, and laughed so much, I genuinely thought I was going to have an aneurysm. I had migraine for three days. Awesome.

@mccarthy5825

Жыл бұрын

And I bet it was worth it! 😂

@itsacarolbthing5221

Жыл бұрын

@@mccarthy5825 absolutely! The sound system failed halfway through, and he just incorporated it into the routine. Flawless!

Peter Kay can explain us in the UK and our way of life like nobody else.... Brilliant every time. Come back sir the country needs you 👌👏👏👏❤️

@johnking5174

Жыл бұрын

I love it. A very different culture to what I was raised in

I’ve worked in a chippy and I can say the twenty pound going in the till is so true 😂

@herbert9241

3 жыл бұрын

I've worked in a chippy and I can say many of those notes (rarely saw a 20 in those days) didn't make it to the till.

It’s like he has studied my Nanna. Northern humour is the best!!! My Nan always loved a good funeral.....lol

It's not just the quality of the jokes, it's the speed of delivery........... Genius!

"Do you deliver?" "No, we do lamb, chicken and fish!" 😆😆😆😆

@Inmyopinion10101

3 жыл бұрын

Hi I’m a plumber and go in my supplier daily His standing joke is when a customer order a bathroom suite and asks do u deliver. His reply is yes with onions Some laugh but most don’t get it. I’m rolling around laughing. Enjoy the comedy 👍

@garygritter5701

3 жыл бұрын

Ohh I like your les Paul.

@paigeleigh2554

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

Honestly peter kay is the funniest comedian of all time , makes me laugh every time. 😂😂😂

@dom9707

3 жыл бұрын

Michael Whittaker Yes

@TallSilentGuy

3 жыл бұрын

He is a comedian of excellent quality but his material is only relatable to a select few. Take Jim Gaffigan, for instance. His material is universally relatable and totally clean too.

@humanchannel7825

3 жыл бұрын

brownwings00 yeah. It’s doesn’t have the same edge like British humour

@benniefactor1366

3 жыл бұрын

@brownwings00 there are some amazing American stand up comedians tbf, Chris Rock, George Carlin for example but I do prefer British stand up comedians, maybe because I am English / British but also they're just VERY funny, like Lee Evans or Chubby Brown

I love how he switches from a northern accent to a southern one, then back again, then to a "window voice" 😆😆 Comedy genius 😊

@laid187law9

3 жыл бұрын

U got 2 talk like that through glass!

@George-id5ie

3 жыл бұрын

tH3y DoNt dU pEaz

@jacksonirving4594

3 жыл бұрын

They should bring bullseye back with him presenting it.. On a Sunday tea time.. Back too good old days.

@c.t.7652

3 жыл бұрын

@@George-id5ie nah. Bbq or tomato sauce last time I checked. Oh yeah, & vinegar ✌👀😁

@krysiajureczko6641

3 жыл бұрын

Just the Irish 🤣🤣

Comedy genius, just pure consistent gold coming out of him, no one else can do it like Peter Kay.

He’s got £17 change that lad 😂😂

@fay-amieaspen6046

2 жыл бұрын

Oh how the times have changed. I used to be able to feed the family on a £20 note at the Chippy, a hundred years ago ha ha ha

@DeanMoxley87

2 жыл бұрын

@@fay-amieaspen6046 it’s £10 a fish at my local

@dylanshannon3515

Жыл бұрын

@@DeanMoxley87 is it freshly caught aha

@DeanMoxley87

Жыл бұрын

@@dylanshannon3515 it's cooked fresh as in not sat in the warmer waiting to be bought

I could listen to him all day 😂🏆💜🇨🇮

Genius One In A Million Never fails to Turn My Tears To Laughtetr Nothing Fake About This Young Man Just a Humble Genuine Gentleman Speaking From The Heart ❤ And Deserves To Be The Star He Is THE VERY BEST OF COMEDY WHEN HE CAN MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH AT THEMSELVES BECAUCE WHAT HE SAYS ABOUT EVERYDAY LIFE (WEHAVE ALL BEEN THERE ) ONE WAY OR ANOTHER GENUINE GENIUS 💙 ❤ GOD BLESS YOU PETER 🙏

The genius of comedy and observation..... a national treasure

@samd1571

3 жыл бұрын

For the moment the pc brigade will start picking apart all comedians soon

“Don’t eat anything that’s luminous” 😂😂😂

Peter Kay - Simply The Best.

Please do another tour, we need you back Peter....there isn't anyone as funny as you in the UK

‘As tha nowt moist’ 😂😂😂 I love the way us boltoners talk

@thezillah4644

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@calicocatz7890

3 жыл бұрын

Ok, he's from Bolton?

@Matt-di6nb

3 жыл бұрын

@@calicocatz7890 Yes?

@olixz

3 жыл бұрын

🤣 I thought nowt was a Yorkshire thing.

@susanallen5751

3 жыл бұрын

Oliver McLeod We say it in Wales too.

0:15 "She looked at me like I come into her house on Christmas Day & pissed on her kids" 😂😂

This is one of the most British videos I've ever seen and I'm living for it

This may be the funniest thing I have ever seen. God bless you, Peter Kay, you bring joy to so many lives 🤩🤩🤩

I wish he would do KZread from home. He could be w/his family, & share comedy with us. Peter is dearly missed.

Loads of old dears used to do that thing with the change back in the day 😂 "there's your 1s your 2s your 5s your 10s" 😂 that made me crack up

This guy would raise you from your coffin with laughter.👏👏👏👏

I'm writing this on Christmas day and dinner is fastly approaching with all the trimmings but all I can think of is I wish I had a chippy tea 🤣

'Don't eat anything luminous ' is good advice.

@jameshindle784

2 ай бұрын

If its nuclear ye but piccalilli is lovely

Start my mornings with laughter…..awesome

Comedy genius, and for the simple reason that he talks about everyday situations that we can all relate to. We’ve all done the ‘window’ voice!

This dude is totally hilarious.

Peter we need you back this year more than ever

@elliotbullman4765

3 жыл бұрын

more than ever? bit dramatic isn´t it?

@steveeyre6975

3 жыл бұрын

@@mattrsbarker1826 that's how rumours start -DOH

@MrDavey2010

3 жыл бұрын

Matt RS barker Yes he is very ill.

@TedCornish

3 жыл бұрын

@@MrDavey2010 really i never knew that, what's wrong with him please, thats sad to see

@TedCornish

3 жыл бұрын

@@elliotbullman4765 well yes don't you think this year's been total shit so far?

Thank you Peter. You are a real jewel in the Crown. Love from a Londener. ❤

Peter, I love you as the voice of Tin Top and Big Christine in Roary the Racing Car!

Absolutely brilliant ! If there’s a funnier comedian this century , then I’ve not heard him ! Anybody in the north can relate to / be familiar with his stories ! 🤣😃

@juliedempsey6011

3 жыл бұрын

Lee Mack?

@docwholunatic

3 жыл бұрын

That's right, mate. And anyone in New Zealand who were raised since birth on British telly!

@mrsmith7936

3 жыл бұрын

stole most of his stuff off lee evans

@anthonylees9029

3 жыл бұрын

Michelle It depends on your sense of humour . I think Peter Kay and Eddie Izzard appeal to different types or people . You cannot really compare the two ! Their backgrounds and life experiences are totally different !

@anthonylees9029

3 жыл бұрын

Anthony singh Perhaps I should listen to LeeEvans a bit more before I pass comment !

Don’t eat anything that’s luminous laughing so much.. come back Peter we need you southerners as well. 😂

i got to get a few peter kay dvds so i can lol out loud in reality at home. he is hilarious how he looks at how bizarre it is to be human and our unusual ways.

"As da nowt moist" haa still here it today laugh everytime

@kylemcgrady9756

3 жыл бұрын

What does that mean?I listened to that phase 4 times and I couldn’t work it out..

@halloeverybodypeeps

3 жыл бұрын

@@kylemcgrady9756 it means 'don't you have anything moist to go with the dry chips'. In the North of England (where he is from) they can still say 'thou' (a medieval word) to mean 'you' PLUS in the South its the norm not to have peas or gravy so much on chips

@kylemcgrady9756

3 жыл бұрын

halloeverybodypeeps I’m from the south. I love onion vinegar. Just never heard that phase.

@PieEyter

3 жыл бұрын

@@kylemcgrady9756 well if you spell it all out " 'as tha nowt moist " in Queens english would be "Hast thou nothing (that is) moist" - and the 'as tha bit is still used a fair bit up here in and round bolton and wigan - definitely dying out though

@slydoll7877

3 жыл бұрын

@@PieEyter "Have you nothing moist my good man?"

😂😂😂😂😂 cox I’m from north and the chippy one i can relate 😭😂northern chippies would never run out of gravy 😆

Pure class

Peter Kay is hands-down the best observational comic of his generation. Twenty coming through.... ha ha!

@theshamanarchist5441

3 жыл бұрын

@SLAPPER JOHNSON Fuck off KNOB.

@Lyons.05x

3 жыл бұрын

@SLAPPER JOHNSON racist??

@deslawson2662

3 жыл бұрын

@SLAPPER JOHNSON you what mate?

Funniest man alive! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Can’t wait to see Peter Kay tomorrow! The finest comedian ever!

Peter Kaye has no equal--saw him in Belfast a few years ago--it was the nearest I come to having a heart attack--laughing😂😂😂😂😂

Brilliant I've got the dvd I can watch it over and over brilliant

Absolutely brilliant.

Absolutely brilliant ❤️ 💛 💚 🧡 💜 💙 🖤

I was embarrassed as hell about my family as a kid and Peter Kay describes them to perfection! My family used to drive me crazy with the sh it they did and Peter Kay made a career out of telling jokes about it. Madness

Pure Class Comedy!!! Really is a high standard!! Tears running down my Cheeks!! Thank You from Germany...needed a great laugh!!!

no gravy in a chippy is criminal , I don't know how they do it down south

@shane6054

3 жыл бұрын

Mate I'm from birmingham and I was shocked I couldn't get kebab meat from chippies up north. Fuck gravy though lol

@buddycollins1000

3 жыл бұрын

@Hitchdude-What shyite are you talking mate.. of course you can get gravy and curry sauce down south... all served by some Chinese looking bloke with a scouse accent!!!

@zubairibrahim3795

3 жыл бұрын

Shane Healy sorry mate you didn’t come up north lol ... trust me brother I make the same complain when I come down south😂😂

@tacheovale

3 жыл бұрын

You can definitely get gravy in chippies down south, and curry sauce. I can 100% confirm that, because I get both every time from my local chippy in London!

@stephenguppy3466

3 жыл бұрын

Of course you can get curry sauce and gravy down south. I lived in Bristol for 30 years, virtually every chippy sells them. And battered burgers, which is a delicacy........a million times better than mushy peas....

I am from Wigan and that happened to me in a Southern chippy. For some reason they only do fish and chips lol. They have gravy and curry sauce. But I asked for gravy on my chips and the guy asked me like forty times just to be sure that I actually wanted the gravy over my chips lmao.

@georgemorley1029

2 жыл бұрын

Fucking incredible.

@daisycook2366

Жыл бұрын

I went up North and got offered a box of scraps-bit of a cultural exchange!

@kimgrattage6049

Жыл бұрын

Go on hunger strike like me. Eat NOTHING you can't pronounce, identify or even consider tasting.. Cop pf tea for me, that's all. NO FOOD ZONE.

A chip shop owner in London would never speak in a London accent 😆

After LAUGHING like a lunatic🤣🤪🥰 I suddenly just want to cry??😓🌈

love it the northern comedy 'love Peter so funny and real😂😂😂😂😂😂

Best comic ever

1:54 i'm crying😂😂😂😂😭

Fantastic Peter Fantasticccccc

This world of the "chippy" is fascinating to watch. A term totally unused in America here. Love hearing about British food.

Just the best Peter kay

'20 going in'. Genius

he,s right about staff having to hold up notes to light, tosee that they ain't forged. makes you feel like a criminal.

“Int tut till”!!!

It's A TASTE SENSATION.....GARLIC BREAD 🥪 YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE 🤣😀😝👌👌🔘

This guy is so funny🤣🤣

"She looked at me like I'd come into her house on Christmas Day and pissed on her kids." 😂😂😂😂😂

Legend

i dont know how or why i stumbled on this video but its bloody hilarious , first time i hear of this man hes brilliant!

@lorraineperrin6231

3 жыл бұрын

Wot !!!!were have you been Mars??????

"has there owt moist" hahahaha

P,, Kay is the only man to make me nearly kill myself with laughter 🧓😂😂😂

...Legend...

There's always a Barbara or a Marion who works in every chippy. 😂😂😂

@Chris22967

3 жыл бұрын

Or a sheila.😂

@nickyboy8002

3 жыл бұрын

@@Chris22967 Too true 🤣

@pauldavies8638

3 жыл бұрын

No Tracy and Sharon in ours, Tracy has the better portions if you know what I mean.

@nickyboy8002

3 жыл бұрын

@@pauldavies8638 No such luck in my chippy. The portion sizes are nowt to write home about 😉🤣

@sarahwalsh4722

3 жыл бұрын

Lol My mum worked with a Barbara when she worked in a chippy.

Ay watch me juices lol 😂

😂😂😂😂😂 Bang on

Has tha nowt moist 🤣

Don't do peas 😂😂😂

Random cutaway to a dude blowing his nose haa

@TallSilentGuy

3 жыл бұрын

What you are describing is neither "random" nor a "cutaway".

@TheOnlyOnesLaughingPodcast

3 жыл бұрын

Simon Seems like a silly thing to argue

@matthall7359

3 жыл бұрын

Simon that’s literally what a cutaway is. It’s an action that suddenly cut to something else, and seeing as the man blowing his nose had nothing to do with the act it was pretty random too. Yes it was a planned cut but the sequence of event is random as the cut, which is a cutaway, has no bearing on any of the events before or after it which is the definition of random. Sorry your sad attempt and being a know it all was embarrassingly incorrect.

@craigrfoley

3 жыл бұрын

Corona Cutaway

@djeuphoria2273

3 жыл бұрын

@@matthall7359 well said mate put him in his place 👍

Class

Looking to see if Queen’s got a tache’ 😂😂

@pauldavies8638

3 жыл бұрын

No but she has a tail

@user-nh6tg3fr1d

3 жыл бұрын

@@pauldavies8638 Queen of the lizard people

Love him

Comedy genius

Bless him

I love Peter Kay and lee Evans

Omg this is so cool😂😂😂

Best comedian of all time don’t at me

Reminds me of my shop I work for 😂😂😂😂😂😂

"He's got seventeen pound change that lad"....🤣🤣🤣 No bloody curry sauce or peas down south... No good to me from up north..🤨🤨🤨...".Piccalilli what's that"🤣🤣... Makes me day .. Keep them coming..😁😁😁

@TheDoosh79

3 жыл бұрын

Obviously not recent, you wouldn't get 17 quid change from a 20 in a chippy these days, unless you only buy the little wooden fork.

@bev9594

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheDoosh79 Course this is an old clip of Peter if you were a fan you would know this..😁😁😁

@TheDoosh79

3 жыл бұрын

@@bev9594 Obviously the joke is lost on you. But never mind.

@bev9594

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheDoosh79 Naaa knew what u meant Just being silly is all..

world class

“ like I’ve turned up Christmas & pissed on the kids “ 😂😂😂

I remember having chippy tea most Friday's when growing up. Thought that was just my family lol

@roamerofthenight

3 жыл бұрын

I used to have fish&chips Saturday afternoon.

Britain's best comedian 🤣

Legend ☕

1:11 why did they cut to a guy blowing his nose? 😂

@SamuelBlack84

3 жыл бұрын

I prefer it when it cuts to the cute dark-haired girl sitting next to Shelly

1:14 They do this in a chippy by me. 🤣

Has the out moist hahah most Northern thing I've heard

What a legend reuploading this🙌