Bob: I don't understand this digging bit. Mark: *You see I was too POOR to afford real toys so I just dug holes*

@hoozzahgames9209

4 жыл бұрын

More like: "You see I was too POOR to afford a shovel or anything that I could use as one so my life long dream of digging a hole could never be fulfilled"

@beiyabluejay1774

4 жыл бұрын

*Whips out tactical shovel*

@luciferr6392

4 жыл бұрын

Bleach it’s not that rude

@shanechannel7066

4 жыл бұрын

My dad yells at me when I leave mustard stains in the ceiling

@friendlyneighborhoodspider8947

4 жыл бұрын

I was literally waiting for mark to say "I were too poor to go to school" or "I were too poor to be able to dig"

See, people think that Mark’s pool came with the house when he bought it, but the truth is Mark just dug the pool himself. He didn’t get paid to do it, the sheer satisfaction he got from digging was plenty enough

@iletumi

4 жыл бұрын

Tactical Shovel being put to good use.

@simonghoul3602

4 жыл бұрын

Then Amy got mad and made him install a pool to cover it up

@rebelgaming1.5.14

4 жыл бұрын

He won second place in Nationals for Digging holes, that's how he broke out remember?

@death3678

4 жыл бұрын

So is anyone going to tell him he can make a cave base by digging

@lightningcore4187

4 жыл бұрын

@@rebelgaming1.5.14 DIG! DIG! DIG! DIG! DIG!

"The snake was a terrifying monstrosity and I'm not gonna let that go." Bob's gonna have an aneurysm when he sees what they call a "deer".

@king201023

4 жыл бұрын

Amaya Meda wait the deer got worst 😂 it didn’t use to look so bad back when mark used to play it

@thomascasey3540

3 жыл бұрын

They fixed the snakes

@antismo9998

3 жыл бұрын

@@thomascasey3540 What about the deers?

@thomascasey3540

3 жыл бұрын

@@antismo9998 I think they are fixed to I haven't seen to many though

@Grabnok

3 жыл бұрын

there a clip somewhere where i can see what snakes used to look like? i'm SUPER curious now

23:18 "It was like a *sausage* that was left in the rain and became *bloated.* And then came to life and forgot how to bend. Because sausages know how to bend. Even inanimate objects know how to be a snake better than that snake knows how to be a snake." - muyskerm, 2020

@aliteralfawkinghorse4149

4 жыл бұрын

Muyskerms longest and biggest burn ever

@stressfulgummibear2054

4 жыл бұрын

I love this. Nobody say anything. Just leave this as the last thing I’ve ever heard and I would live my life in my be of the best ways.😁😄😁😄

@samblackwood2348

3 жыл бұрын

I was laughing too hard to hear all of it but that's the best thing I've heard in a while,

@VenomQuill

3 жыл бұрын

I wish I could've seen it. lol

@actuallya-proud-weirdo5946

3 жыл бұрын

1. I wish I could've seen that floppity sausage snake. 2. 420th like.

Bob: I found a dungeon! Wade: I found a horde! Mark: *digging*

@blackmistwolf5978

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@Thatguy5606

4 жыл бұрын

"I found a rock."

@LousGrandsonWaffle

4 жыл бұрын

Mark: lead them to my hole!!! proud child smile

@gundamwarrior8377

4 жыл бұрын

Tynan Portillo You should of put “dig a hole”

@K.D.05

4 жыл бұрын

300IQ gameplay

"Miner 69'er" is one changed vowel away from being a felony.

@CircusCuties

4 жыл бұрын

YOU DID NOT 😳

@lilmouse0709

4 жыл бұрын

Minor 69er lmao!🤣🤣

@Aplesedjr

4 жыл бұрын

Or it could mean you aren’t very good at it.

@lonelypizzaslice4845

4 жыл бұрын

O h n o

@noahhascall3004

4 жыл бұрын

“My two favorite things” - Mark 2020 😳

BOB: "And that thing was floppity! ... You think it's a bit but it's NOT!"

@LockwoodTheScientist

3 жыл бұрын

“IT WAS LIKE A SAUSAGE!”

@kodered59

3 жыл бұрын

You think you're right because you are. Rick.

@AniW2x4

2 жыл бұрын

@@LockwoodTheScientist "that got left in the rain, and became BLOATED"

@JC_Mercer_25

Жыл бұрын

@@AniW2x4 "and then came to life and forgot how to BEND"

@Jellybeanthecat743

9 ай бұрын

Because sausages know how to BEND.

Game: so this is a survival game where zombies att- Mark: dig a tunnel dig, dig a tunnel

@NEETKitten

3 жыл бұрын

Quick before the zombies come

@cherishme1951

3 жыл бұрын

Mark: you know that kid in kindergarten that always digs the holes and he brings his shovel to school instead of his backpack bob: yep his name was Mr digerson

@matthewyeldig4608

3 жыл бұрын

Oh LAWD... Lion king 1 & 1/2... havent thought of that in a while...

@caidenchankaire2679

2 жыл бұрын

@@cherishme1951 I'm

@tokenofdreams

2 жыл бұрын

appreciate that reference, that movie was a trip but so so good lmao

Mark: "I just love digging holes" Me: "A Heist With Markiplier" Flashbacks

@MeribelNova

4 жыл бұрын

Heccin YES Also ADWM

@Himi0

4 жыл бұрын

t r u eee ee-

@Steve-nt3pp

4 жыл бұрын

what about a date with markiplier. Digging for like 8 minuets with a SPOON

@spoonsarecool

4 жыл бұрын

The 8 minute digging in a date with Markiplier. The worst

@stefanpatrickiuhasz9444

4 жыл бұрын

That makes so much sense!

"I be that kid in kindergarten that digs a hole in the ground" Nugget ? is that you ?

@immoronicisdead

4 жыл бұрын

Your cool, you remember that long and forgotten game.

@kindlaember467

4 жыл бұрын

Yay I wasn’t the only one who thought that

@nut6442

4 жыл бұрын

*flashbacks

@meat-ball-1273

4 жыл бұрын

Nugget haunts my dreams....

@jaronzavier1953

4 жыл бұрын

Tomato gaming had the most fitting voice for nugget when he streamed it

Bob’s snake rant had me literally in tears, I love him so much

@craftergamer9058

2 жыл бұрын

Timestamp?

@8.E.T.8

2 жыл бұрын

@@craftergamer9058 near the end of the video

@elizabethshaw7472

Жыл бұрын

@@craftergamer9058 20:27 ish and 22:04 ish

@chriseddings7118

Жыл бұрын

I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole

"I'm apparently hungry, didn't know it was a thing that could happen."' Meanwhile cut to Wade last episode "So if you go to this tab you can see your hunger and water nee-" "I don't need to, not important!" Exclaims Mark.

In this episode of 7 Days to Die, Markiplier’s objective is to dig a hole and that’s literally it.

@skoomaaddict1010

4 жыл бұрын

*Diggy diggy hole plays in distance*

@julianspence6880

4 жыл бұрын

6:10 that dirt clod look dummy thicc though

@To_goddamn_tired

4 жыл бұрын

9

@stevekelly5044

4 жыл бұрын

ThatCreeperGuy great content

@DestinyMyersk

4 жыл бұрын

The making of the holes is the best part of me day lol

"Guys I'm 20% umbrella and I'm comin in hot." I'm crying.

@raystrife234

4 жыл бұрын

Don't you just hate it when that happens? Go outside in a rainy day and all of a sudden you start turning 20% umbrella xD

@LousGrandsonWaffle

4 жыл бұрын

@@raystrife234 yeah, even after playing 7 days for years I still call it umbrella

"I was that kid in kindergarten just digging holes" I felt that.

@MissileVidsYoutube

4 жыл бұрын

Nugget does not appreciate you making fun of the holes he digs, one way or another you'll enter the nugget cave

@benjimack7681

3 жыл бұрын

There was always one of us diggin day in day out

@meeplol802

3 жыл бұрын

@@benjimack7681 yup trying to dig a hole

@meeplol802

3 жыл бұрын

@@MissileVidsKZread I’ll never enter the nugget cave!!!

@MissileVidsYoutube

3 жыл бұрын

@@meeplol802 You will. Oh You will

Bob is absolutely hilarious in this part, everything he says is putting me in tears “Devs you need to see what a snake really looks like it’s not even a bit it just absolutely terrified me” “I’m about 18% umbrella right now”

@StServal

3 жыл бұрын

"Fellers... I'm 21 % Umbrella and I'm coming in hot, I need some food in me!" Everything Bob says in that entire part is so fun!

@ICCUWANSIUT

3 жыл бұрын

Inaudios bob is the funniest of them all, since they started playing together. It’s a shame that it only really comes out when he’s with a group of people’s. At least from what I’ve seen, been a bit since I’ve watched him.

@actuallya-proud-weirdo5946

3 жыл бұрын

"If that's what someone thinks a snake is, the world is not worth saving!!! If I know anything about snakes, it's that the first adjective I would choose is that they're slithery. And that thing was not slithery, that thing was FLOPPITY." "Imagine - if I tell you something is floppity, imagine what you think it means? That's what it was." Mark: I'm imagining a snake stretched out completely straight, going heel over tail, like, flopping while going ten feet in the air. "That's not far off!!! That's not far off!!!!!!!! You think it's a bit, but it's NOT." "IT WAS LIKE A SAUSAGE!!!!!" Mark and Wade: *wheezing* "THAT WAS LEFT IN THE RAIN AND BECAME BLOATED, AND THEN CAME TO LIFE AND FORGOT HOW TO BEND. Because sausages know how to bend. Even- Even inanimate objects know how to be a snake better than that snake knows how to be a snake."

@tamplushboy8452

2 жыл бұрын

@@actuallya-proud-weirdo5946 Pfft oh my lord XD, I snickered reading that last one.

@cats1970

2 жыл бұрын

@@ICCUWANSIUT your name sounds like a fall out boy song

"It's not a joke, it's not even a bit. It just actually terrifies me! If thats what someone thinks a snake is, then the world is not worth saving" -Bob 2020

@kingofducks3156

4 жыл бұрын

bob... bob calm down

@Simple_Grey_line

4 жыл бұрын

Concern 101 what happned

@samportillo7635

4 жыл бұрын

@@Simple_Grey_line ask the developers who have "been in alpha for 13,000 years" 😂

@djeragon3615

4 жыл бұрын

IT WAS LIKE A SAUSAGE!

@LeBronJames-sn4bn

4 жыл бұрын

That’s what I say about my mom

Mark: “I love when Wade becomes a pirate” Bob: “The monkey is the real winner” Mark: “I love all stages of Wade.” Wholesome.

@ruikamishiro9792

4 жыл бұрын

timestamp?

@gen6778

4 жыл бұрын

@@ruikamishiro9792 8:53

@ruikamishiro9792

4 жыл бұрын

@@gen6778 thanks

“This is why I can’t do a Minecraft series, because ill just be 30 episodes with me digging a hole”, Mark... please

@repwashere

4 жыл бұрын

Mark is doing a new Minecraft series

@TheTrashMann1

4 жыл бұрын

Mark: well now I’m doing it.

@Somespideronline

4 жыл бұрын

This comment aged well

@jancevaughn8539

3 жыл бұрын

all he did was make houses in holes

@abbygillard1331

3 жыл бұрын

@@repwashere I come from the future and I say that he does

Nobody: Mark: LeAd tHeM iNtO mY hOlE

@heytjg1

2 жыл бұрын

My brother has the exact same profile picture in discord

@chicknorris9602

2 жыл бұрын

@@heytjg1 nobody cares

@heytjg1

2 жыл бұрын

@@chicknorris9602 did I ask for your opinion

@chicknorris9602

2 жыл бұрын

@@heytjg1 yes and yes

I'm really *Diggin* this series. Can't wait for more.

@aniyilator

4 жыл бұрын

aha gorsh, i like diggin

@bullphr0g489

4 жыл бұрын

Oh hell yeah you'll LOVE it! I recommend watching their multiplayer series before this.

@benjaminbriggs8640

4 жыл бұрын

:(

@danaepeters6019

4 жыл бұрын

I watched this entire video before getting this joke

@isakurae1302

4 жыл бұрын

Oh wow 😂😂😂😂

Coming later this next year the sequel to "Space is so cool": " Dude, I love digging"

@Nakai865

4 жыл бұрын

His Doom enternal series make sense now.

@coolchris9843

4 жыл бұрын

Now they need to make it

@maecarelle

4 жыл бұрын

bruh that song is such a vibe

@jakobgermain6226

4 жыл бұрын

420 likes nice

@donnellscott7743

4 жыл бұрын

@@jakobgermain6226 yeah more than me.

Mark is literally just adult Nugget from Kindergarten

@LukeSkywalker01

4 жыл бұрын

Nugget is happy

@wohwel1384

4 жыл бұрын

Nugget is angry >:(

@Combine-ec7sz

4 жыл бұрын

Nugget is confused

@wvgirl5356

4 жыл бұрын

Nugget is sad

@bonecruncher2749

4 жыл бұрын

Nugget is hungry

Bob: I don't understand this digging bit. Mark: *slowly pulls out tactical shovel*

I mean, Mark once dug straight into a prison warden's office. We shouldn't doubt his digging skills.

@anthonyernst999

4 жыл бұрын

He practiced digging after the kidnapping

@_goldspade_

4 жыл бұрын

I DON'T WANA BE FREEEEEEEEEEE

Mark: The Genghis Khan of Scotland Bob: The Leonidas of San Fransisco Wade: The Constantine of Sincinatti

18:44 "Mark invented Scotland." - Bob 2020

@idklol9966

3 жыл бұрын

It was wade

@themythicalweebz2683

3 жыл бұрын

@@idklol9966 they meant the part directly after that🙄 like two seconds later bob says mark invented Scotland

Mark: "I'm gonna dig a hole". *Tactical Shovel Incoming*

@michaelarivett463

4 жыл бұрын

Enemy anti shovel Incoming

@JonTheGeek

4 жыл бұрын

Legit named my iron shovel in minecraft Tactical Shovel

@deusvult4084

4 жыл бұрын

*Heavy gas mask noises*

@cabbage8258

4 жыл бұрын

@@JonTheGeek if you get a netherite shovel, name it "Tactical Shovel Requiem" lol

@meat-ball-1273

4 жыл бұрын

Air raid sirens start sounding in the distance.

Mark: we really just united against you Me: get flashbacks to what Wade did in Human Fall Flat Also me: yeah no wonder you united against him

bob said “drill instructor” and the voice on my head screamed “OASIS”

@Glaycier

Жыл бұрын

God it really has been two years hasn’t it.

"I'm 20% umbrella right now, I need some help." WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY

Mark: "This is why I can't do a Minecraft series, because, if, if I did it would just be thirty episodes of me digging a hole, that's it. I just love digging holes." As if we wouldn't watch that and love it, Mark.

@WhenTheSunCorrupts

4 жыл бұрын

👌👌👌

@the_jingo

4 жыл бұрын

He could be doing absolutely nothing for 10 min and you all will still watch it

@kalebgruber7237

4 жыл бұрын

We watched him dig a hole in the ground with a spoon

@diiii_mond

4 жыл бұрын

Quality content.

@WLLAM-ns4uw

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

The torch is also a weapon. It's not very powerful, but it can light enemies on fire. Plus, it doesn't have a durability so you can infinitely swing it without fear of it breaking. Useful for when you need to fight and see.

@LousGrandsonWaffle

4 жыл бұрын

it would be better if mark actually makes blunderbuss ammo and wade to get a good bow and they shoot while bob bashes a zombie in the head with the torch

No one: Bob: excessively rambling on about how the devs didn't get a snake right

when bob says hes "20% umbrella" all i can imagine is bobs arm slowly turning into an umbrella

"I'm apparently hungry. I didn't know that was a thing that could happen" The story of my life

@JoseTheLine-NewHope

4 жыл бұрын

I was reading your comment right when he said that lol

Imagine in kindergarten, baby Mark sitting in the middle of the sand pit in a hole with his tactical shovel staring out into space.

@rowboatmih4369

4 жыл бұрын

Don’t forget the smiling

@sirmoshalot8665

4 жыл бұрын

Cuz space is soooooo cool

@Armund_Wolffe

4 жыл бұрын

_I must draw_

@earlofill2580

4 жыл бұрын

And judging everyone

@Mystic_Sky381

4 жыл бұрын

Sidharth H Nugget?

Here to hope Marks moat becomes massive till it just ends up filled with stuck zombies unable get back up sheer face of moat surrounding base. Let mark dig to his hearts content

@FuriosasWarRig

2 жыл бұрын

Moat

@anonymousnotzu1492

2 жыл бұрын

It is more of a minor inconvenience than a moat but its ok

Honestly, I'd watch 30 episodes of Mark digging a hole in Minecraft

Mark: "I love digging!" Mark, 10 years later: "yes, I have reached the CORE"

@madpanda8522

4 жыл бұрын

dude it would take him 5 minutes hes a god at digging

@shigeminotoge4514

4 жыл бұрын

@@madpanda8522 Someone _clearly_ hasn't seen A Heist With Markiplier

@weldonwin

4 жыл бұрын

*"GET OUT OF NUGGET'S NUGGET CAVE!!!"*

@madpanda8522

4 жыл бұрын

@@weldonwin markiplier: THIS IS MARKIMOO CAVE

@shigeminotoge4514

4 жыл бұрын

@@weldonwin This comment gave me a spook because I got a desktop notification while playing Pokemon HG, in a cave, Battling with my togepi named Nugget;;; Good timing.

"If that's what someone thinks a snake is, then the world is not worth saving!" 🤣 LMAO!

@forcesinbalance5685

4 жыл бұрын

Bob's snake rant was a thing of wonder and beauty.

@dutchiethefifth5745

4 жыл бұрын

Now all I wanna do is see what that snake looked like xD

Mark Then: “This is why I’ll never make a Minecraft series, because it’ll just be 30 episodes of me digging holes.” Mark Now: Hmmmm, I’mma start a Minecraft series.

Wade and Bob: Being productive Mark: I'M DIGGING A HOLE

Bob: "Fellers, I'm 21% umbrella and I'm coming in hot, I need some food in me"😂

@jackrack4389

4 жыл бұрын

Like for drunk Minecraft 2.0

@Shupey

4 жыл бұрын

This is my favourite comment

@asswiper4206

4 жыл бұрын

I read this LITERALLY right as he said it. Timing could not be better.

@Rick-sb1rg

4 жыл бұрын

pee pee man me too

"I am a mark and I'm digging a hole Diggy diggy hole Digging a hole"

I'm so glad they're doing this series again! I love it so much. These 3 playing survival games is super entertaining and gives me something to watch when I can't sleep

Bob: “It’s killing me!” Mark: “Kill it back...”

@oogabooga5510

4 жыл бұрын

Akiiro _chan - i love your profile picture :) giorno is good boy ☺️

@burgermessiah1989

4 жыл бұрын

Wish I could change my pfp

@oogabooga5510

4 жыл бұрын

Jotaro Kujo - oh you can’t change it? :0 huh well at least you have a name :)

@user-fn7cp3xw8v

4 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha

“big feud between the minerson’s and the diggerson’s” actually had me dying laughing, so this is what quarantine has done to my sense of humor

@gregoriotauro4469

4 жыл бұрын

Ahah, me too! It was such a quirky joke, it just got to me.

@rayshiotile9487

4 жыл бұрын

@@gregoriotauro4469 Romeo and Juliet pigeon edition

When I was watching this, literally right after Mark said "rain!" I heard thunder outside my window. I'm not joking, it actually happened.

Wade : "Oh Daddy, tell 'em about my story." Mark : "I'm not gonna tell them about your story." Wade : "Are you Daddy?" Mark : "Yes."

That casual Ed, Edd, n Eddy reference when he starts digging a hole, reminds me that Mark and I are about the same age.

@princelestat224

4 жыл бұрын

I was waiting for "I'm a woodpecker! Except with dirt!"

@wolfden6135

4 жыл бұрын

I’m about 10 years younger then him but I caught it too, Ed, Edd, n Eddy such a good show

@latioslad1

4 жыл бұрын

I loooooved that show as a kid! So glad Mark's on board with the Eds

Mark: "constantly being a meanie to wade" Wade: "says one mean thing to mark" Mark: *heeeyyyyyyyyy*

@MrTtawesome

4 жыл бұрын

You literally copied and pasted that comment idiot

@rawfishre

4 жыл бұрын

@@MrTtawesome ouch

@zandermercury9308

4 жыл бұрын

im sad must’ve been from em xD

@BrainMeltGaming

4 жыл бұрын

@@MrTtawesome ok?

Mark: "This is why I can't do a Minecraft series. It would just be 30 episodes of me digging a hole." Me: Also you'll build an above ground hole to live in!

"Why I'm not doing a minecraft series, it would be 30 episodes of me dogging a hole." A surprising amount, including me, of people would watch that.

"This is why I can't make a minecraft series. Cause it would just be 30 episodes of me digging a hole." Well, I can only speak for myself, but I would legit still watch that. xD Lol.

@frasermartin345

4 жыл бұрын

Same.

@meat-ball-1273

4 жыл бұрын

he would still get millions of views just for digging a hole.

@totalcontrol8168

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@grimace3983

4 жыл бұрын

It would still be fun to watch. It'd also give him plenty of time to talk about the stuff he wants to talk about as he digs.

@taeddybear30

4 жыл бұрын

He did make a minecraft series tho it's called drunk Minecraft with Bob and wade

I was eating cereal and when Bob started talking about the snake I almost spit it all out I was laughing so hard

@LousGrandsonWaffle

4 жыл бұрын

I was drinking coffee and my laptop is right infant of me

@LousGrandsonWaffle

4 жыл бұрын

infant yeah totally not in front infant

@joelcrafter43

4 жыл бұрын

Seriously I NEED to see that snake!

Markiplier: "I am the Genghis Kahn of Scotland" The implications of this are troubling, yet fascinating

I love how Bob in survival games is always the cook, Mark is the builder, and Wade is Wade.

I'm almost disappointed mark didn't go around the moat a second or third time

@rbrd6288

4 жыл бұрын

Samee

@chrisk3097

4 жыл бұрын

Its a ditch

Me: "Mom, can we have a proper grave?" Mom: "We have graves at home. Graves at home:

When I heard the zoomer joke all I could think was “you either die a hero or live long enough to become a villain”.

8:48 was my favorite part🤣 "the stages of wade"

"I just love digging holes" Mark 30 years from now as a grave digger

@deadmanisaac

4 жыл бұрын

Why is your profile picture that resident evil hentai version of Claire?

@lukskywalkee5359

4 жыл бұрын

I was thinking that as well

@the.misanthropist

4 жыл бұрын

Is it bad that I know where that picture came from

@luxiusilluminus2844

4 жыл бұрын

well me i actually also like Claire Redfield, so i don't mind

@cartridgeace650

4 жыл бұрын

lil crispy I looked at there KZread background to see what you were talking about and holy shit you are right.

Mark: “this is why I can’t do a Minecraft series” Me: Drunk Minecraft Was aThing

@undercover6252

4 жыл бұрын

He meant at the present or future

@Eliezar18

4 жыл бұрын

@@undercover6252 I think he actually meant a dedicated series like what Jacksepticeye has done.

@lilacpen8678

4 жыл бұрын

It wouldn't have if you were behind closed doors.

@ThisUserIsAnError

4 жыл бұрын

Which was a great series

Wade starts singing music from the jungle book, and everyone is confused what wade is doing

@jossy1746

2 жыл бұрын

I WAS SO OFFENDED NO ONE GOT THE REFERENCE LMAOO

@Jellybeanthecat743

9 ай бұрын

Even i figured it out pretty quick, and I’ve never seen the Jungle book movie

_"I'm digging a hole, diggy diggy hole, diggy diggy hole._ _I'm digging a hole, diggy diggy hole, digging a hole"_

"The coyote is full of meat." Mmm yes, the floor is made of floor.

@aidanlafountain3206

4 жыл бұрын

Ah yes the desert is made of sand

@bluff445

4 жыл бұрын

Yes, the tree is made of tree.

@beanboy0791

4 жыл бұрын

Ah yes the keyboard is made of keyboard

@xx_isabel_the_wolf_xx3869

4 жыл бұрын

@@aidanlafountain3206 i don't like sand, it's course, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere.

@quanage4296

4 жыл бұрын

Mmm yes, the clothes are made out of cloth

me: how much nostalgia? Markiplier: *YES*

Mark: "thats why i cant have a minecraft series" Me: "uhmmmm he has one now???"

Markiplier: talking about how if he did a Minecraft series he would just dig holes. Me: ........ I’d watch it ;-;

@kingoftheblobs6039

3 жыл бұрын

I already did

Mark: lead the target Me: hand simulator tank flashbacks

Mark: ‘This is why I can’t do a Minecraft series.. it would just be me digging holes...’ Me: *DOES IT LOOK LIKE I GIVE A FRICK’*

@kum6865

4 жыл бұрын

Enjoy.

@lPsychoMax

4 жыл бұрын

You dig down, I dig up; we'll find something if we keep going!

@jeffreysian-salas1689

4 жыл бұрын

@@lPsychoMax Lava: allow me to intorduce myself

I forgot how funny Bob is. Lol the snake bit and the umbrella had me rolling.

"is this game still in alpha" *stares at star citizen intensly*

@beanhighway9759

3 жыл бұрын

**yandere dev has entered the chat**

As a Scottish person I hereby claim Markiplier as our Gengis Khan.

Wade: oh daddy, tell them of my story Mark: Mm, I’m not gonna tell anybody about your story. Wade: are you daddy? Me and Mark, at once: *y e s*

Mark: Sexual Tyrannosaurus!?!?! My Brain: "SHUTTAP WADE! I'M HAVING A ROMANTIC SITUATION WITH A DINOSAUR!!!!!

They have such a chemistry. Where even if they're playing on computer and are 100s or 1000s of feet apart, it stills feels like they're in one room, together.

@cyber1ifeconnor

2 жыл бұрын

thats usally how online gaming works lmfao

As a long time player of 7 days... that “I am 20% umbrella” had me in tears from laughing 😂 Loved the video, funny stuff.

Mark’s schedule is beyond wonky at this point but I’m still loving the vids 😂

@yember

4 жыл бұрын

Well....these are stream highlights, if u want more steady content head over to twitch!

@RoseKingAurum

4 жыл бұрын

How is this comment 50 minutes ago when the video came out 35 minutes ago?

@aelinwhitethorn8675

4 жыл бұрын

Wiry Voldemort i posted my comment the minute the video showed up in my sub box

@dylan_Coat

4 жыл бұрын

@@yember That's the opposite of steady content, he typically only streams there once every week

@aelinwhitethorn8675

4 жыл бұрын

Jenithing I know :) I’ve already seen all of the twitch streams. I’m subbed there

Wade: "Are you Daddy?" Mark: "....yes." My thoughts: Mark is the Daddy, Bob is the Mommy, and Wade is the bastard child that they didn't want, but neglectfully love anyways.

@KingDerpy13

4 жыл бұрын

Markidaddy *I'm sorry*

6:18 bob out here laughing like he in a mcdonald's commercial

@willcoffey4099

2 жыл бұрын

you said that and now I can't unhear it

Bob: insults zoomers Zoomers: aight ima head out

@TheGamevan

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, that's what happened...

@EmilyKveldulv

4 жыл бұрын

Bob: wonders why zoomers arent amused and leave

@adrianj6795

4 жыл бұрын

Was he wrong tho?...

@jadefang2222

4 жыл бұрын

Adrian J. As a Zoomer myself, he isn’t wrong lmao.

@meat-ball-1273

4 жыл бұрын

I feel like there are zoomers that are angry about this post...

Bob was on FIRE this episode, definitely the best snake rant I’ve ever heard

I remember when I was at school, some kids started randomly digging a hole in the sandpit behind this tree, determined they could dig a tunnel out of the school grounds. Soon most of the school was invested into the project.

@drittzthedarktuber4327

Жыл бұрын

I think we went to the same school I remember that

@Jellybeanthecat743

9 ай бұрын

How’d that work out for you?

@iambornstellar117

9 ай бұрын

@@Jellybeanthecat743 I think they probably got a hole about three feet in that could fit one kid then gave up 😆

Im genuinely just so happy that Mark and the crew are playing 7 Days 😭 No witty comment, just pure joy *All the Dig Dong daayyyyy*

"I got 20% Umbrella on me" *Mr. X incoming*

Waiting for the moment they realise zombies can dig and a moat is a bad idea.

@user-eu2mg8lw2t

4 жыл бұрын

Wait zombies can WHAT

@Matthew-nd2iq

4 жыл бұрын

What

@stopsign1626

4 жыл бұрын

I always dig a massive moat filled to the brim with wooden spike traps

@Mr.ShootMe

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah.. at least they likely won't deal with the cops, or the spiders, or the bloody Demo men..

@breakingbenjamin555

4 жыл бұрын

Seriously? Damn

Mark has a gorgeous singing voice and that song he made should be played on the radio

Bob's "not-a-bit" about the snake is still one of the funniest things I've heard from him to this day.

The devs better make a tactical shovel for the game when it gets updated.

I laughed so damn hard when we got in the slithery and floppity bit 😂

Stone shovel poke ground: *Poke!" Dirt: IM GONNA DIE! SON OF A BIIIIIII!

A year later and Bob's solid ass burns still hit had. "The zombie virus is like the flu!"

Bob: "Is this game still in alpha? Hasn't it been like 5 years?" Yandere Simulator: *Allow me to introduce myself*

@mrman6035

4 жыл бұрын

I thought Yandere Sim turned out to be a scam?

@axentz8434

4 жыл бұрын

@@mrman6035 Really?

@simonghoul3602

4 жыл бұрын

@@mrman6035 not gonna say it isn't, but it isn't official. All hate regarding YanDev is same as always

@simonghoul3602

4 жыл бұрын

I read this with YanDev's voice and it's hilarious

@jaydenrose6652

4 жыл бұрын

My instant response to that statement lol

Bob: You have beers? Two beers? Mark: **chuckles** yeah Me: Mark.. no!

@TheHUEZOX

4 жыл бұрын

??

@captainrev4959

4 жыл бұрын

Kaylie Lewis I think he’d be fine.

@thecloudsgather4712

4 жыл бұрын

@@captainrev4959 it's a joke. He can't drink alcohol. He gets really sick...

@captainrev4959

4 жыл бұрын

Kaylie Lewis I no that

Mark is really kind... When Wade is talking quietly in the background Mark writes what he says, I can appreciate that

The next time my friend doesent understand a joke imma say hes (pause for dramatic effect) Mark slow

@ICCUWANSIUT

3 жыл бұрын

Alright, just bob down.

Wade: "Are you daddy?" Mark: "yes" 😂

@kal6118

4 жыл бұрын

Alabama

@angelscott2314

4 жыл бұрын

@@kal6118 Cheese

"why is leveling up so hard" Because the devs made the game harder instead of adding content. If you want to level up easier, I suggest u all fortify ur house. Upgrading blocks gives u alot of points.

@grimace3983

4 жыл бұрын

Well they DID add content, but they MAINLY made the game harder.

@rebelgaming1.5.14

4 жыл бұрын

@@grimace3983 And don't know how to bring it out of Alpha

@AbeBatJes

4 жыл бұрын

Well I mean...you can change the game's files and mine at mach 10 speeds with a stone axe.

@cool985

4 жыл бұрын

@@AbeBatJes isnt that cheating

@ArasAudioDump

4 жыл бұрын

@AbeBatJes yeah man that just sounds like cheating