Mark: there’s 9 minutes till the robots attack! Bob and Wade: ok buddy. *Robots actually attack*

@knotshimi

4 жыл бұрын

I'll be honest I thought it was before the food was able to be harvested, when I saw the robots I was like, Mark you crazy sonnofabitch you were right!.

@ourochroma

4 жыл бұрын

*Surprised Pikachu*

@Sp1ncycl3

4 жыл бұрын

@@knotshimi The timer was RED, that's always a sign of danger lmao. I knew Mark was right idk why no one believed him.

@Rondobondohondo

4 жыл бұрын

@@knotshimi that would've been a timer on each individual crop, not everything he planted

@foreverknight66

4 жыл бұрын

@@knotshimi I play the game and I was surprised that he geussed right on the first time.

Markiplier when the robots come: They called me a mad man.

@calimorales9880

4 жыл бұрын

XD

@bipstymcbipste5641

4 жыл бұрын

Reality is often disappointing

@brownsuga3515

4 жыл бұрын

Too bad it ended before the robo attack.

@redcheckers

4 жыл бұрын

LMAOO

@nickthegamer8103

4 жыл бұрын

When the robots cum

I love how when Mark saw red numbers, his first assumption was that he was going to be vibe checked by a bunch of robots for illegal farming. Edit: Oh, he was right

@PossumLover72303

3 жыл бұрын

This comment killed me

@bipstymcbipste5641

2 жыл бұрын

Why wouldn't you assume that

@chasetoyama8184

2 жыл бұрын

Scrap mechanic veterans be like: Why wouldn’t you assume that? It’s so obvious.

@bipstymcbipste5641

2 жыл бұрын

​@@chasetoyama8184 I've never played scrap mechanic ever. The only thing I've seen is the making cars bit that was in 2016. It said "Illegal farming" then a timer appeared in blood RED. That can't be a good thing

@chasetoyama8184

2 жыл бұрын

@@bipstymcbipste5641 Yeah, that’s never good.

"I COULD HAVE BEEN AN ENGINEER" Also Mark: *entrusting building cars to Bob and does farming instead*

@FonVegen

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, he *could have* been an engineer. He chose to become a farmer instead.

@kadeschuman8253

4 жыл бұрын

Well he is from Ohio

@diamondtechfire5690

4 жыл бұрын

Of course he is from Ohio, Ohio conquered the world

@Chaoslnsurgency

4 жыл бұрын

@@LukeDobsonToshiro102 yknow biomedical engineering is making artificial internal organs, prosthetics, machines for diagnosis, ect. Right?

@analuizafelixdesouza6336

4 жыл бұрын

@@LukeDobsonToshiro102 Hm, I don't think farming is closer to biomedical engineering..

Mark: "robots are gonna kill us" Wade: "no the crops will be harvestable" *Time runs out* Mark: "Oh NOOOO!" *Getting attacked by robots*

@SplendidBeans

4 жыл бұрын

But they were BOTH right

@Ammie2144

4 жыл бұрын

thank you for telling us what happened

@sirbubbles3190

4 жыл бұрын

1650 subs before Tomorrow omg ur on almost every post in a lot of videos saying to subscribe and it’s annoying

@queensenpai6722

4 жыл бұрын

very original comment. It's not like everyone here watched the video as well or anything

@27lasers

4 жыл бұрын

Airi mage thanks

7:01 Bob: “I bet potatoes are food” Seán: I have been summoned

@lordofthepizzapie9319

4 жыл бұрын

*Juh-sean

@BeastRedAsh

4 жыл бұрын

Among slovenian people there are also a stereotype and inside jokes, that belarusian people are all into potatoes. Being from Belarus... I totally agree with that XD I would kill for the potato, I can eat them in any type of dish, even raw (raw are actually really good, but not that healty).

@topcat1016

4 жыл бұрын

Jacksepticeyes stand has been triggered *JoJo Music Intensifies*

@enzop6861

4 жыл бұрын

lmao potatoes are actually ammo in this game

@felinegood2635

4 жыл бұрын

I read this as they said it, it was beautiful. 😂

bob and wade: calmly build a vehicle Mark: slowly looses his mind over the fact that you can take entire walls off of buildings

@skeletonman7987

4 жыл бұрын

I love your profile pic! Fellow enby here :)

@maskeddivisions

4 жыл бұрын

enby squad rise up

@camt2830

4 жыл бұрын

Logan Levine brooooo I’m literally over here dying from his reaction of being able to take anything!

@cathemeraltheenby6840

3 жыл бұрын

Rise of the Planet of the Enbys

@elliott_asteroid7722

3 жыл бұрын

Pyro Nightmare ace enby here too hehe

Mark: This bed doesn't do anything the bed: restores his health

@vibaj16

4 жыл бұрын

sets spawnpoint

@daisa1506

4 жыл бұрын

@@vibaj16 really? I think mostly beds in survival games are spawn setters.

@vibaj16

4 жыл бұрын

@@daisa1506 that's what I said...

@Joshisbored1

3 жыл бұрын

Spawnpoint

@giangsang7545

3 жыл бұрын

Spawnpoint

“I built a cross.” “It’s unbreakable.” That’s the power of Christ, Mark.

@MrElephantninja

4 жыл бұрын

Under-fucking-rated comment. I actually laughed. I'm still laughing. This was so dry and perfect. God damnit.

@felinegood2635

4 жыл бұрын

“THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU”

@JohnDoe-hr4cf

4 жыл бұрын

I’m just wondering who’s gonna die first and claim that as their grave...

@viviers2511

4 жыл бұрын

Amen

@Piripiao_YT

4 жыл бұрын

Amen!

First thing you hear: “They don’t have a half-Asian setting!”

@cutipetuti6460

4 жыл бұрын

They spawn: "WADE!"

@douglaspalace7227

4 жыл бұрын

hey bro

@bundleoffuck2986

4 жыл бұрын

Neck Thebet Almost as dead as the game your pfp came from.

@lourdesmckay375

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the warning... Glad I didn't have to watch that part.

@douglaspalace7227

4 жыл бұрын

@Neck Thebet dosn't matter if i change it because i got the tatto on the leg and i like it even if is 100 years old because of the period it remembers me

Bob: *explains complex storyline* Mark: BEES!!!

@thatonespnfan6640

3 жыл бұрын

nice ofp

@thatonespnfan6640

3 жыл бұрын

*pfp

Me, an actual player of the game when I see Mark guess right about the raids: Ohhhhhh damn!

@thirtythreeninetyseven

3 жыл бұрын

69th like xD

@neologicalgamer3437

3 жыл бұрын

@@thirtythreeninetyseven Cheers, my guy. I didn’t know that this comment got so many like!

@solsticesailor

3 жыл бұрын

@@neologicalgamer3437 ya see, we need more people like you in the world. You're just so sweet

@makemecry6604

3 жыл бұрын

I thought he was crazy i couldnt believe he was right

@neologicalgamer3437

3 жыл бұрын

@@makemecry6604 Nobody did. All fools

Even the audience was shocked that Mark was right about the robot army coming for his crops

@vitissubrailfan2540

4 жыл бұрын

Oof.

@vitissubrailfan2540

4 жыл бұрын

and you have earned a sub!

@pixy6239

4 жыл бұрын

I wasn't as I have already played this

@_zealos_8213

4 жыл бұрын

I wasn't as I have been following this game since its humble early-access days. I love this game so much! Seeing it finally come out with Survival is great!

@thenacho6354

4 жыл бұрын

And there goes the spoiler

i love how they doubt him but he's actually right

@parkeryardley9637

4 жыл бұрын

Mark was training to be an actual engineer irl before KZread, so idk why they doubt him

@anushkapandey8588

4 жыл бұрын

Especially when wade mocked him 😂

@amokriinprolgiid3409

4 жыл бұрын

@@parkeryardley9637, because in game mechanics like when robots attack don't really have anything to do with engineering.

@parkeryardley9637

4 жыл бұрын

@@amokriinprolgiid3409 I wasn't talking about the bots attacking...

@coffeecat4506

4 жыл бұрын

You mean like when he said to stop clinging to the ship and venture out, but then they found literally everything essential at the ship

Wade: "Oh theres a cow!" Mark immediately after: " *KILL IT* "

"What kind of calendar is this with 10 day weeks?" Valid question. And yet, in an act of boredom one night at work, I decided I don't like the way our weeks or months are setup, so I made a new system with 5 day weeks, 30 days in a month, and the last month of the year had an extra week. It'd take some getting use to, but it's a bit more streamlined, none of this "28 days one month and 31 days another month" BS. Just good old multiples of 5.

@themightycongueror8383

4 жыл бұрын

Are you saying their would be no Saturday, or Sunday with this kind of calendar?

@Dratchet

4 жыл бұрын

@@themightycongueror8383 No, we would skip Monday and Wednesday. 3 day work weeks

@captaine-niscookie3406

4 жыл бұрын

@@Dratchet wouldn't that be a nightmare for the economy?

@captaine-niscookie3406

4 жыл бұрын

@Casual Gaming 3 days of work and 2 days of rest? that's 2 whole days of work rid of just for the sake of slightly more understandable weeks

@CRUSH40RULES

4 жыл бұрын

Thirty days has September, April, June and November. All the rest have thirty-one. Except February alone, which has twenty-eight, rain or shine. Then leap-year comes and slays, and twenty-eight is twenty-nine. ~Julian Day, a.k.a Calendar Man, Arkham City.

"WE CAN TAKE A N Y T H I N G!!!!!" -Mark explaining "A Heist with Markiplier" for the first time

It's terrifying because Mark was right and they're all gonna die.

@nathanielgrey4091

4 жыл бұрын

Mark being right IS terrifying

@squilliamfancyson1486

4 жыл бұрын

you right

@shoshitaketakeyani3275

4 жыл бұрын

I wasn't sure if it was true because I thought it was crop growth time

@oberon9092

4 жыл бұрын

@@shoshitaketakeyani3275 I have not played but I think it could be both? Like you fend off an attack and then you get rewarded with crops right after.

@prebenkul

4 жыл бұрын

The attack is based on how many crops you've planted. More than 6 and it will initiate a attack or a "raid". More crops equals a much more difficult time. The seeds also matter a lot. 15 Potatoes are worse in an attack than 15 tomatoes. Basically the rarer the seed is, the less you can have before a raid begins or gets worse. And worse is, if you plant again after an attack, the next night gets about 50% harder until eventually the farm is destroyed. You can stop farming for a night, to reset the curse.

I love how Mark keeps saying little words/phrases in Korean because I can understand him and I feel really happy because I don’t understand that often. (I have been learning Korean for the past 2 months and so its fun being able to understand for once) 18:32 19:16

@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072

2 жыл бұрын

He said what?

@minchoochoo

7 ай бұрын

​@@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072at 18:32 he said "sorry" and 19:16 was like "got it"

@aniyilator

2 ай бұрын

You still learnin'?

mark: “WHY DO YOU HAVE FOUR BUCKETS” ,, good sir, you had 16 in minecraft

I love how everyone thinks mark is insane when he's actually getting everything completely right

@kayquinn9439

4 жыл бұрын

yep

@marcovanhoutenprawongso5842

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah XD

@dylantrisciuzzi9479

4 жыл бұрын

Right? That's when the game clicked for him XD

@princecheach2477

4 жыл бұрын

25:46 Is that the bite of 87 part 2

@fshy_weirdo

4 жыл бұрын

I love how the first 20 ish minutes are just them running around not knowing what the fuck their doing 😂

“It says all of this complicated shit but all I want is food in my life” school in a nutshell

@esyavila2860

4 жыл бұрын

Lol facts

@michaelanelson5651

4 жыл бұрын

So true.

@danaepeters6019

4 жыл бұрын

Taking the ACT/SAT before lunch be like

@callmedotguyandthisismyalt6362

4 жыл бұрын

400th like

@jettfisher5313

4 жыл бұрын

I read this right when he said it it literally blew my mind right when he started talking I red this. I’m just so amazed

"I'm losing one health per second because of how thirsty I am" is a sentence I did not expect to hear today.

Mark falls to see if there's fall damage loses half his health: MY SPINE! There's no fall damage guys

@fukkthisnewupdate8882

3 жыл бұрын

I do believe that was the joke

@Brainmelt427

2 жыл бұрын

Ok

I love how when Mark realizes he can disassemble anything, he promptly goes mad with the power

@beiyabluejay1774

3 жыл бұрын

You can take anything You can take anything you want!

@sumz117

3 жыл бұрын

U been subed t Mark for 14 yrs??

@dr.neptune3649

3 жыл бұрын

@@sumz117 No I think he joined KZread 14 years ago

@mihneababanu4224

3 жыл бұрын

@@beiyabluejay1774 YOU CAN TAKE EVEN THE HANDLES IN THE SPACESHIP

Mark: **makes a cross on accident** Cross: I am *indestructible*

@dylanbrewer8605

4 жыл бұрын

It was a grave marker for his engineer career.

@ohno2687

4 жыл бұрын

It was a grave mistake lol

@cookiethecomodo5230

4 жыл бұрын

damn right the cross is indestructible

@keatonroether8883

4 жыл бұрын

Wait until he figures out to click and drag

@GReznov

4 жыл бұрын

@@keatonroether8883 he already does 25:30

"He's really putting that wood to work" honestly i died laughing

Robot: Warning unauthorized farming detected Mark: Oh-no Unauthorized farming detected Bob: Mark what did you do Wade: You shouldn`t farming Mark: Mark: UH-OH we got 9 hours remaining there coming Bob: Uh what? who`s coming Mark: ROBOTS

I love how in the beginning of the game, they all run past the thing that allows them to craft stuff and continue to be baffled by the fact they don't have a crafting menu

@snowy.lizard

4 жыл бұрын

I know right he went right pass every thing you need

@Zantjez

4 жыл бұрын

@Sonic Mobian i wouldn't think of ark... most survival games have a crafting menu and getting resources is the first thing you do.

@PangolinMontanari

4 жыл бұрын

It's hidden behind environmental decorations, fire, and a subquest. It's hard to blame them.

@sirminty8495

4 жыл бұрын

To be fair, I'd have done the same shit. A majority of the time in crafting survival games you at least have a basic crafting crafting by hand system. Bob had the proper crafting survival instinct. Tree? Punch. Get wood. Wood good. Honestly, the game did a poor job of pointing out they needed that battery. Should've been up front and in their faces with it. The basics need to be established leagues better than what the game gave them. They were 100% right with how the notebook when from how to sprint to build car and there was absolutely nothing between those two about how to craft. Tutorial needs to give the proper basics. Then let them blunder about like idiots.

@variadicism1047

4 жыл бұрын

I've been playing this game. I did the same thing. They practically hide that starter crafting bot.

Mark: I COULD HAVE BEEN AN ENGINEER Also Mark: *Hits valuable components with sledgehammer*

@minnie21434

4 жыл бұрын

Oh come on, that's exactly what engineer's do🤣🤣🤣

@aarepelaa1142

4 жыл бұрын

Gotta make sure its durable.

@ThreeGoddesses

4 жыл бұрын

Percussive maintenance

@bgasper7

4 жыл бұрын

Oh oh I got a joke... You: doesn't understand that it's a damn game and in Marks own words, wouldn't be satisfying to play if it was exactly like reality

@table2.0

4 жыл бұрын

I respect your use of the new guy. Very cool

'You're laughing. We have ten hours till angry robots attack due to unauthorised farming and you're laughing, Wade.' is the energy Mark had😂😂😂😭

I love how mark realizes that farming causes the robots and then still proceeds to make a bigger farm.

@aniyilator

2 ай бұрын

If you've already eaten the poison, you might as well lick the plate

Mark: "I could have been an engineer!" Also Mark: Does nothing except garden while Bob builds an unholy wreck

@pearmint308

4 жыл бұрын

@Urazz mark-angry peasant

@No-mm5nf

4 жыл бұрын

I think the joke was that he was supposed to be a bio-medical engineer but stuck with youtube... I don’t know if people understand the joke...

@pearmint308

4 жыл бұрын

leunammE uihC no shit sherlock

Every youtuber ever: "HUDUR DOES THIS FIRE HURT?" gets hurt "UGHIHOIGDSIOGH THE FIRE HURTS"

@WhalesInTheClouds

4 жыл бұрын

I never thought I'd have the opportunity to start a sentence this way, so thanks for that: Listen here, sonny. Back in my day, we weren't guaranteed interactive elements. You were lucky if your fire was in 3D. Sometimes it was just a sad 2D animation. We don't take our responsive environments for granted. *Waggles my granny cane.*

@callmecas2879

4 жыл бұрын

@@WhalesInTheClouds You tell 'em, Granny

@anafu-sankanashi8933

4 жыл бұрын

What the what?

@majorphysics3669

4 жыл бұрын

@@WhalesInTheClouds alrighty then... I dont know how old you are, and you don't know how old I am, but most younger people really don't appreciate the "listen here young person" schtick. I grew up on those old video games btw... XD

@WhalesInTheClouds

4 жыл бұрын

@@majorphysics3669 That's fair. I did, as well, if only because when you're poor you don't tend to get the new stuff.

Mark: discovers how to feed cow and get milk Mark 3 seconds later: covers the ground in corn

Bob: "I bet potatoes are food" Jack: *internal screaming*

@phoenixflambe3319

4 жыл бұрын

Meanwhile the thumbnail for the month is literally "waaaaaaaaah!!!!"

@andyatkinson6749

4 жыл бұрын

The thing is... potatoes are one of 3 things that you should be able to eat but can’t. The others are corn and meat.

@shang2937

4 жыл бұрын

I think you meant *the whole Irish country* most jack but *still*

@koi-designs

4 жыл бұрын

Makes it even better that your name is “very sensitive potato”

@holyassasin0544

4 жыл бұрын

No they are ammo.

mark: *discovers he can take stuff apart* also mark: *proceeds to take apart everything*

@olfersisapotato8970

4 жыл бұрын

Well if you discovered it you would too.

@ThePinkRubber

4 жыл бұрын

I was surprised too! Especially when mark block some the walls and it completely gone! THE MECHANICS ARE INSANE

@headlessreaper6375

4 жыл бұрын

@@olfersisapotato8970 well you're not wrong

@matthewgood5499

4 жыл бұрын

Me in fallout 4 after discovering the Scrap mechanic

@unmenschlich9444

4 жыл бұрын

@Michael Li That's me in Minecraft once I get a few pickaxes and shovels.

25:12 that was the funniest descent into madness ive ever seen mustve replayed it 10 times and laughed hard every time

"You need to stop latching onto the ship and start grabbing onto the dreams that are waiting for you out in the woods!" -Mark 2020

Mark in Unus Annus: I'm not a masochist! Mark in Scrap Mechanic: Does fire hurt? He's not a masochist, he's just curious...

@unmenschlich9444

4 жыл бұрын

That's definitely the right word to describe mark. Curious. It's funny how he is always curious in the stupidest of ways. For example, your quote "does fire hurt?" . I wonder. Two seconds later R.I.P. Mark "Was curious if fire hurt"

@green11ndy

4 жыл бұрын

Masocurious

@davemaniac

4 жыл бұрын

@@unmenschlich9444 So true! That and basically everything from Unus Annus.

@annbenson6802

4 жыл бұрын

Definitely read that as Scrap Masochist at first

@michaelobriain1493

4 жыл бұрын

Testing the fall damage 👀

That's it. That's what Mark's tombstone should say. "I could've been an engineer."

@DOOT_II

4 жыл бұрын

@@tthung8668 Or tf2 engie?

@onism9050

4 жыл бұрын

I'm liking this bc of ur profile

@squeaky1963

4 жыл бұрын

Or "My last name could've been doom"

@appl69

4 жыл бұрын

I would Like but ur at 420 sooo

@onism9050

4 жыл бұрын

@@appl69 actually funny not ganna lie

I do the same thing when I see fire in a game. "Does this fire hurt? (jumps into fire) OWCH... yep fire hurts"

Bob: "That's 100% Wade!" Me: It's literally just mini-Cratos

@alexbowlin7044

Жыл бұрын

well, it depends, mostly on the weapon, and the man

Mark: "Why do you have four buckets?" Me: "Why do you have five ovens?"

@makhlukhidup2228

4 жыл бұрын

lol

@NoImDirty_D4n

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao you right tho

@makenzieleigh1365

4 жыл бұрын

I AM A MANNNN WITH *FIVE* OVENS

@makhlukhidup2228

4 жыл бұрын

@@makenzieleigh1365 *"I AM A MAN WHO OWNS 5 OVENS"*

@megan00b8

4 жыл бұрын

Now this MARKO dude, that's a real man of culture!

Now that... was an illegal cliffhanger.

@hayden.A0

4 жыл бұрын

@@Scybot these spoilers are definitely appreciated -_-

@JacobHollis96

4 жыл бұрын

@@Scybot Thanks for the spoilers bro. -_-

@Scybot

4 жыл бұрын

@@hayden.A0 I mean technically not spoilers since the footage is already out there but sorry anyways

@avelovesfrogs5402

4 жыл бұрын

@@hayden.A0 Not his/her/their fault that you looked at the comments. Also replying to @Lightningstone2u

@davemaniac

4 жыл бұрын

What spoilers? Am I missing something?

17:33 the believed sound of a caveman discovering fire for the first time

18:31 I love that Mark is incorporating the Korean that he's learned into his daily vernacular, it's good practice. If no one knew, he said "미하네요" which means "I'm sorry" He also says "알았어요" which means " I understand" at 19:15

Mark: "Wade come here and look at Bob at this angle" Me : laughs at how silly Bob's backpack looked while it's jiggling Also me: realizes that's not why they were laughing

@DrillbeeAutomaton

4 жыл бұрын

Asdfg me too, my first thought was his backpack xD

@KarmaIsLily

4 жыл бұрын

wait they weren't laughing at the backpack?

@isky6541

4 жыл бұрын

Lol yea, me too

@ons1m598

4 жыл бұрын

@@KarmaIsLily nope lol, it was.... something else that he looked like he was doing

@faceless1434

4 жыл бұрын

His backpack was jiggling?

Wade: They have a nude man calendar here. Mark and Bob: a what?! *Sprint back to the crashed ship* Bob: Ohh, it's a Wade Calendar... Mark: I need to see, it's my turn!

@ElliWoelfin

4 жыл бұрын

Lewd, not nude

@jaggerra7

4 жыл бұрын

​@@ElliWoelfin The first time he said it, I thought he said rude. Rude men calendar😂. I was fascinated to see what they chose to use in depicting rude men. 🤣

@alancollins6962

4 жыл бұрын

Do more raft please I love it

Mark: You´re laughing, NO ONE else is laughing Me: *laughing intensifies*

Weird that ShUt Up -Bob 8:21

Mark: “I’m going to take one for the team... I’m going to test if there is fall damage...” *jumps*... “AHHHH MY SPINE” *character takes fall damage and ragdolls* “THERES NO FALL DAMAGE”

@javierfotine5803

4 жыл бұрын

not funny, didn’t laugh

@basedphilosopher

4 жыл бұрын

WickedWeekend hah almost like we all watched the video

@PentaromaLMA0

4 жыл бұрын

@ILoveAss bruh

@enterhere2948

4 жыл бұрын

@@javierfotine5803 no one cares, no one asked.

@pendragonqueen0956

4 жыл бұрын

You guys are so bitter oh my gosh ?? Go eat some chocolate and be happy ??

Wade: Oh there's a cow! Mark and Bob, both at the same time: KILL IT! lmfao love the gang

@kevincampbell1018

4 жыл бұрын

@1650 subs before Tomorrow yea no

@goodmorning4498

4 жыл бұрын

And ironicly one of his names is "Marki *moo* "

@memecat2000

4 жыл бұрын

Damn you must be really young

7:42 foreshadowing to Wade drowning in the Forest.

Mark: Oh a male calendar! Me: Interesting, interesting, interesting.

Bob: "I hope potatoes are food" *Jacksepticeye wants to know your location*

@hunterjosey8009

4 жыл бұрын

Every Irish person wants to know his location

@johnrichard9022

4 жыл бұрын

Potatoes are ammo

Watching Mark's mind get blown when he realizes the absolute power of gathering he has access to was a glorious, beautiful thing.

@digstrememcdingus1463

4 жыл бұрын

It gives off the same energy as Naofumi discovering exploring his new abilities while unlocking different shields

@fukkthisnewupdate8882

3 жыл бұрын

@@digstrememcdingus1463 who's that?

@digstrememcdingus1463

3 жыл бұрын

@@fukkthisnewupdate8882 The protagonist of rising of the shield hero, best enjoyed blind. Its an isekai where four heroes are given special weapons to protect the world from a calamity

Lol All I ever needed in life was for Bob to say “fill me.”

Mark: He's really saucing something. Me: *Hiccups & giggles*

Mark: I’m about to do something for the sake for all of us, I’m about to discover if there is fall damage Bob: I’m 100%....... *cracks noice* Mark: ARGHH MY SPINE no there’s no fall damage guys Bob: Oh, well that reassuring. *a few seconds later* Bob: Oop there is fall damage Mark: NoOoO nooo Noo.

@waitwaitwaitno3182

4 жыл бұрын

Yes that happened

@ulyssesthedm

4 жыл бұрын

😂🤣

When wade said there was a “lewd man calendar” I was secretly hoping mark would photoshop his “tasteful nudes” calendar over it lmao

@foodworshiper2907

4 жыл бұрын

I think we all were😂

@Guile_The_Exile

4 жыл бұрын

Lewd and nudes are 2 different things fam..

@hoodoo1827

4 жыл бұрын

@@Guile_The_Exile no. they aren't.

@hoodoo1827

4 жыл бұрын

@@Guile_The_Exile lewd is an adjective

@maikdruffy96

4 жыл бұрын

You can't photoshop a video IDIOT

2:04 mom said its my turn with the calendar

I almost chocked on my poptart at the end "You can take any thing o.0"😂😂😂

@jessicablack

3 жыл бұрын

@ANDREW HAGUE strawberry🍓

“Could have been” Like you aren’t engineering my happiness

@emlynselene1096

4 жыл бұрын

See, this is how you do a wholesome comment. Also, very clever

@Oogleyboogley55

4 жыл бұрын

1650 subs before Tomorrow that’s not how you get subs

Mark: I'm about to discover if there's fall damage. KZread: Here's an add.

@camerondon3712

4 жыл бұрын

I happily didn't get any ads for once. Normally when I do, there about Raid: shadow legends, which I don't play, or pokemon, which I hate, or fortnite, which again, I hate. I know full well that I'll probably get shit for saying I hate pokemon, but I don't care. I'm fully entitled to my own opinion.

@QuokkaWaka

4 жыл бұрын

_"I'm about to discover if there is fall damage"_ *Ali-A theme starts playing*

@anushkapandey8588

4 жыл бұрын

*Add*

@slplssgr

4 жыл бұрын

Whered u get ur pfp? It looks alot like other peoples pictures I've seen. Like, identical

@LuxofBones

4 жыл бұрын

Same thing happened to me

Watching Mark learn the game on the fly and amazement on his face as he learned was amazing.

Game: *Has fall damage* Mark: “I’m going to discover if this game has fall damage” *Proceeds to suffer fall damage* Also Mark: Naw there’s no fall damage, guys!

No one: Not one person: Mark: "Oh my god, you can take anything. Wait, you can take ANYTHING. You can take anything....you can pick up anything....you can pick up.... :o You can take anything...You can, you can take anything.. :O!!!!!!! You can take anything!!!!"

@joshhogue5860

4 жыл бұрын

haha 420 likes

@jrcspiderman2003

4 жыл бұрын

@@joshhogue5860 someone ruined it

@RassTheKing

4 жыл бұрын

@@jrcspiderman2003 Now we can only wait for 666.

8:18-8:22 I laughed so hard at Bob's "Weird that- shut up "

I love how they don't question it when Mark decides to put his Korean skills to work. My friends always are like "Sofie wtf was that"

6:38 Mark: *It's Tiny Box Tim everybody!* Everyone: *Nostalgia noises*

@HappyLarry.

4 жыл бұрын

He said that purely because he knew people would freak out if he didn't

@pearmint308

4 жыл бұрын

*Nostalgia boner*

@vincentcarey1241

4 жыл бұрын

nothing changed. he still couldn't pick him up.

@Darkspinesupersonic8

4 жыл бұрын

Is it just me or did that just sound.. lifeless? Like HappyLarry said, it sounds less like Mark was nostalgic himself and more just for the bit... that hurt. Guess it just.. isn't that important or meaningful to him anymore, which is an honest shame.

@sunnyday5360

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you Lixian for the nostalgia c:

Mark: what if I- *plants Corn* Robots: *I see you have chosen death!*

@limonlx7182

4 жыл бұрын

You can't plant corn though..

my new favorite thing is mark randomly throwing korean phrases in while he's talking

Mark in a survival game about mechanicing stuff: *I CAN TAKE ANYTHING!*

“The Cow With Udders On It’s Head Exploded Into Confetti”

@QH-173

4 жыл бұрын

Those cow things are called Wocs.

@joergenhj8492

4 жыл бұрын

Quote of the century

@adrienne5253

4 жыл бұрын

I was thinking, "oh boy too bad I'm watching mark harvest wood instead of the cow thing"

@urgae9125

4 жыл бұрын

Fuck kind of mad libs were they playing

@motordragon1975

4 жыл бұрын

i just figured it out cow woc FUCK it’s enemy naming gone mad

Mark: Well I sure hope someone picks up the phone Bob: why? Mark: Cause I Freaking called it!

@ethicalrobin4552

4 жыл бұрын

Indubitably

@yushakader4991

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks, I’m taking this for regular life

25:12 : 6 years old me realizing the restaurant I am in has an all-you-can-eat buffet.

Both my parents are engineers. And then there’s me.

23:58 -- Mark: "You're laughing. No one else is laughing." Me: **cackling at my favorite dweebs in the world**

@mathiasnavarron3322

4 жыл бұрын

lol

@TheAbsoluteMost4972

4 жыл бұрын

XD same

@flameofmage1099

2 жыл бұрын

Same

The beginning of this video got me. “They don’t got a half Asian face!” God I love you mark

@nicomoist5336

3 жыл бұрын

*Relates biracially/multiracially*

@meganlee4241

3 жыл бұрын

And the identical side by sides

@edenshire507

2 жыл бұрын

its like the intro to that one skate 3 video

@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072

2 жыл бұрын

Ugh you guys srsly

19:50 this is fucking hilarious, honestly character model glitches never get old

The robot at 9:49 is me at 3 AM on my way to the *Beans*

"You can take anything." Imagine this in any context outside of the video game. Just a guy crazily rambling you can take anything as he tears apart a small shed with a claw hammer.

Bully: beats my little brother Me: *Refines his spine*

@Luna-ss9tm

4 жыл бұрын

This is the most funniest comment i ever read

@nopeno2120

4 жыл бұрын

Definitely

@HarbingerOfFear

4 жыл бұрын

No

@schwerganoik1633

4 жыл бұрын

Underrated lmao

Bet Mark's glad he never became an engineer now.

Nobody: Bob: woah the tree really explodes into Oa-K 2:26

“They only have full asian” -Markiplier 2020

@yeetfeet5180

4 жыл бұрын

XD

@kobe86

4 жыл бұрын

Be top comment

@strangeperson1391

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh I’m Vietnamese XD Cái phần khiến tôi cười mạnh xD

@justanother9764

4 жыл бұрын

AlexLikesGreenTea Pretty sure you just used google translate...

@strangeperson1391

4 жыл бұрын

Just Another No i was born in Vietnam my father was in the US working to help my mom rise me in Vietnam after a few years my mom wanted to go to the US to live for my dad so that’s how I’m here

Mark : "Yup that's tiny box tim he's back" Everyone : *we liked that*

@loki4807

Жыл бұрын

LOKI will remember that

5:05 bob in the wild

I love how bob and wade were like “we see cow murder cow eat cow” mark:”I’m gonna build a frickin house

Bob: I bet the potatoes are food Sean: Yes, I am a snack

@vibaj16

4 жыл бұрын

A M M O

@elijahmacfarland9000

4 жыл бұрын

You know Sean ain't a snack, he's the whole meal

@marythumarim9114

4 жыл бұрын

Accurate

@deathstarrjb9154

3 жыл бұрын

The one time he says I bet its food its not

@Joshisbored1

3 жыл бұрын

The thing is the potatoes are spud ammo

I love that they tought: Oh, there is only one timer for all crops, logically it’s counting down to them being ready for harvest

@sorrenzz3610

4 жыл бұрын

It's funny that what he thought was right. While a normal person would think the crops would be done growing at that time.

@xkfx0129

4 жыл бұрын

I mean, if it was about when they'd be ready, they'd have a timer individually

@determinationterminal5692

4 жыл бұрын

@@xkfx0129 make sense

@Avetho

4 жыл бұрын

When a more experienced player hears that, they snicker silently to themselves and enjoy the oncoming storm. Edit: Yep. Mark's engineer brain is in Megamind Mode.

@Victoria4000

4 жыл бұрын

@@tthung8668 why does the crop matter

“Mark, where’s your cow’s at?!” “I found a forest cow!!” Even if aliens existed they wouldn’t come here….

If it was Lixian's aim to give us all a guaranteed jumpscare around 12:45 ... He succeeded big time!

my favorite moment was when mark realized he could take more than a single block at a time, his expression was priceless starting at 25:00

@evanherriges4042

4 жыл бұрын

when he clicked and dragged to delete he made the most hilarious face

Just imagining them in real life surviving in the wild just cracks me up

@bipstymcbipste5641

4 жыл бұрын

I think the first course of action would be disposing Wade. That would increase the chances of survival by a lot

@FriskyD.

4 жыл бұрын

@@bipstymcbipste5641 I bet wade would just die on his own, from drinking chemicals or confusing a tiger and a frog

@mavendeo

4 жыл бұрын

I would watch that movie.

@shang2937

4 жыл бұрын

@@mavendeo oh hell yeah same

Title: *I COULD HAVE BEEN AN ENGINEER* Me: *flashback to Top 10 Markiplier does when he’s not doing lets plays a few years ago* *Markiplier: “I could have been an engineer.........(starts sobbing)”*

You probably won’t ever see this but your vids make my life better!! Thank you kind sir!

Disturbing a man when he retreats to the forest to "refine his wood" is a bad time for everyone!

"Tiny Box Tim" Now that's a name I haven't heard in a while.

@mysecret8316

4 жыл бұрын

Same RIP

@emilykrey5319

4 жыл бұрын

1650 subs before Tomorrow srsly stop it’s annoying

@talonalexander7161

4 жыл бұрын

@1650 subs before Tomorrow stfu :)