In game cast consists of Walmart Keanu Reeves, off brand Bob Ross, and Mrs Frizzel.

@domiliwin7767

4 жыл бұрын

That is soo great said

@thatrandomuser6554

4 жыл бұрын

The perfect trio

@edgegaming3381

4 жыл бұрын

Best character roster I've ever witnessed ♡ lol

@justalittleturtle5600

4 жыл бұрын

I'm not the only one who thought Mark just made Mrs. Frizzle XD

@samuelbutton7185

4 жыл бұрын

After she was sent to jail for child endangerment

1. throws shoe 2. complete and utter chaos 3. screaming 4. giggling 5. repeat

@synthfur05

4 жыл бұрын

6.profit

@PaperManlet

4 жыл бұрын

Your giving me high expectations

@anotheravatarlover5207

4 жыл бұрын

Evolutionaryartist let's all take a minute to remind ourselves that these are grown men doing all that lmao...

@anotheravatarlover5207

4 жыл бұрын

Supreme'nt *you're

@phaolo6

4 жыл бұрын

8. death

"Is that death?" Mark: "I mean it doesn't look like health" - that took me out

@mitchellyoung4918

4 жыл бұрын

Hilariously, as soon as I read your comment, that exact part happened literally a second later

@SallySue9725

4 жыл бұрын

lol ya that cracked me up! When Mark said that all I could think of is "well, fair point" XD

@neonzplayz5060

2 жыл бұрын

@@mitchellyoung4918 Same!

@minatoson5788

2 жыл бұрын

3:46.

I think we can all appreciate the irony of a man named _Wade_ dying in the water.

@glitchxmars7415

2 жыл бұрын

i just choked on my food

@Misty_Oceans

2 жыл бұрын

Almost like a drowned man

@yugoslavball1945

2 жыл бұрын

Hilarious

@haiderkarkamaz6466

2 жыл бұрын

WADE IN THE WATER

@double_dave33

2 жыл бұрын

Now this is advanced humor.

"There's a shoe in here Keanu, if you can dodge the lasers" that sentence taken out of context is the funniest thing

@ThatBagelWeirdo

3 жыл бұрын

I read this as it was being said that’s never happened to me before

@joshapologist

3 жыл бұрын

@@ThatBagelWeirdo GUNDHAM PFP

@Killbayne

7 ай бұрын

i read "canoe" instead of Keanu

@waffleguy5724

Ай бұрын

Hello fellow no profiler

Wade when they reached floor 4: *is revived* I can breathe!! I CAN FIGHT!!!!!!!!!! *Immediately jumps into a room filled with aligators*

@deathangel658

4 жыл бұрын

Is that a reference to King Arthur in the fairly odd parents?

@uafgames9061

4 жыл бұрын

@@deathangel658 ... Perhaps

@antwonkauffeld9565

4 жыл бұрын

Yes angel....yes it is

@crimson_ichor

4 жыл бұрын

Mood

@lqu

4 жыл бұрын

* _immediately disintegrates upon touching an alligator's head_ *

I love wades willingness to die repeatedly for the memes. Take him far, this will.

@Lickmo

3 жыл бұрын

Okay, Yoda

@BoomBoomSoup

3 жыл бұрын

@@Lickmo hell yeah

@fatpickler999

2 жыл бұрын

@@Lickmo Peridot??

@loki4807

2 жыл бұрын

@@BoomBoomSoup MAXIMUM EFFORT? HELL YEAH!

Respect markiplier for the beautiful woman he is WADE

@whoami4219

4 жыл бұрын

YEA WADE!😂

@ameliaraymond

4 жыл бұрын

Respect Him her idk

@TIREPROD

4 жыл бұрын

SIMP

@ianmitchell9348

4 жыл бұрын

I love how this comment looks like Gaston is saying this

@animationsmaker6828

3 жыл бұрын

@@TIREPROD how is that simping?

Keanu Reeves final last words... "My movie's in theaters"

@RequiemPoete

4 жыл бұрын

I just lost it there.

@Serth55

4 жыл бұрын

Final or last, not both

@chinhthehugger9284

4 жыл бұрын

bold of you to assume Keanu Reeves can die

@mayonnaisedog7986

4 жыл бұрын

Segue Maserati Is he gonna die

@kattman4605

4 жыл бұрын

It's the CUBE

“John Wick 6 hitting theaters next fall” *jumps into an alligator pit and is immediately eaten alive*

@adamc2957

4 жыл бұрын

*disintegrated

@crimson_ichor

4 жыл бұрын

Mood

@Astarust

4 жыл бұрын

And this is why we love Wade

@sirankleknocker3122

4 жыл бұрын

adamc295 Alligators. Not Incinerators.

@cooldude3843

4 жыл бұрын

Guess there will be no 7

I like how wherever Bob gets scared that Mark if going to die, he just spam says Mark! Mark! Mark! That and the video-long bit that Wade was Keanu reeves promoting his multitude of John wick movies

@loki4807

10 ай бұрын

WICK CAN NEVER DIE PERMANANTLY!

*Decades later* Wade: John Wick 7,438 coming out in theaters soon

@geradosolusyon511

4 жыл бұрын

That's too much movie hours even for me. I'll buy a bunch tickets I guess. Plot twist: each movie is only a few seconds long.

@Emma-Queenofhell

3 жыл бұрын

I guess we will see in a decade

@BoomBoomSoup

3 жыл бұрын

@@geradosolusyon511 their all short videos on KZread and they contribute to a story. It’s marble Hornets all over again

@sharethevoid121

2 жыл бұрын

777 likes. Wade will be pleased.

@alexiboo7309

2 жыл бұрын

I think john wick is going to die in either the next film or the one after. It makes sense from a storytelling standpoint. Even from a future movie possibility. They could have prequals set in his assassin days about his impossible task, or immediately coming up to his impossible task and then bringinf it to a close after a second or third prequal where he does the impossible task. It would be hit or miss, but it could work if done right.

**clicks video** **abs all up on my face** mark: _look at this man_

@Devilcat_Smile

4 жыл бұрын

Olivia Perez u said that twice

@psylymhidk7430

4 жыл бұрын

Then he turns into FE-man

@tartarbrad8687

4 жыл бұрын

Olivia Perez: commenting twice

@cyanidesquadyt

4 жыл бұрын

@@Devilcat_Smile how does she have the same amount of likes on both?

@Devilcat_Smile

4 жыл бұрын

iraticman because I liked them both

"Warm, warm safety," Mark says as the fire slowly drains him of health.

I love how Bob is always “muyskerm” and Wade is always “LordMinion777” and Mark makes himself like “poopoopeepee” or “balls” or something stupid and random

@toxicloafy7914

Жыл бұрын

bum bum :)

@pengu981

8 ай бұрын

because its their steam users

12:19 Wade: *crunched by Croc* Mark and Bob: *respects sacrifice by laughing*

@stanisawkrzyzaniaktheoviraptor

2 жыл бұрын

Crunched by gator

Keanu: *gets eaten by an alligator* Keanu: *respawn* Keanu is immortal confirmed

@OlaftheGreat

4 жыл бұрын

He also fell into lava. Doubly immortal!

@George_Bulkin

4 жыл бұрын

Well, duh! He's The Chosen One, afterall!

@zadonkeyentertainment7858

4 жыл бұрын

@Mr. Al NO! KEANU = ZERO DEATH SIMPLE MATH EQUATION and i am kinda of a scientist myself

Being that Wade chose to be an effigy of Keanu, he has gained extra lives.

@MelonHere20

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

Wade: *Is revived* Also Wade: *Jumps in an alligator pit with no hesitation*

@VenomQuill

2 жыл бұрын

It was for science!

“Look at this man. You guys getting the same man?” - Markiplier 2019

@subtopewdiepie6723

4 жыл бұрын

Galaxy Doge ho

@subtopewdiepie6723

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@potatoe_32

4 жыл бұрын

*LoL*

@Astarust

4 жыл бұрын

*_lOoOoOoOl_*

”John wick 6 coming to theaters next fall” *jumps into a room full of alligators*

@deathsmith6714

4 жыл бұрын

"Hi, I'm Keanu Reeves and welcome to Jackass!"

@thekeeperofsecrets1615

4 жыл бұрын

The alligators don’t stand a chance

I just wanna say I love the flash warnings. I’m not a full seizure type of epileptic, but flashes like that can give me migraines and I can get sick. It’s nice to finally see a creator warning people instead of just going on with the video without caring

@jos.arba13

Жыл бұрын

that’s what I have too!! it took me so long to realize what my migraine triggers were!

11:04 *Wade screams while burning alive in lava* "Oh, that's not good." *Wade continues to scream* *Mark points uselessly* "MY MOVIE'S IN THEATERS!" *Wade dies* GG you guys, lol XD

@sharethevoid121

3 жыл бұрын

Yes Idk I just felt like an over 500-like comment should have more replies and I’m unoriginal

@SCP--wc3wb

2 жыл бұрын

“Alright uhh, John wick 6 Coming to theaters next fall!” *Fucking dies by alligator*

"I hope there's 5 John Wick movies". Me too, Bob. Me too.

@drakenoble4930

4 жыл бұрын

7*

@makenzieleigh1365

4 жыл бұрын

I would like to like this, but it has 69 likes, FEEL LIKED ANYWAY

@sherbet3310

4 жыл бұрын

Random Momentz you can like it now

@ColinAverill

4 жыл бұрын

There's already a release date for a fourth, so, it doesn't seem that unlikely to me.

10:49 Mark & Bob: *tries to get Wade killed* door: I'm about to end this mans whole career

I love how Mark is really into it roleplaying a woman, the way he handles it so mature and unironically is funny af.

@Stxam

Жыл бұрын

He's has turned into a woman and I'm living for it

I love how Bob calmly says "Oh that's not good." as Wade is drowning in lava before their eyes at 11:07 😂

11:05 Wade: *Falls into lava and screams/wails in agony* Bob: *Stands an watch* "Oh no. Oh thats not good"

@SaviHow

4 жыл бұрын

That is what happened, yes

@12:00 John Wick 6 confirmed in theaters in the next Fall. We see in trailers that Keanu Reeves will jump on a pit of alligators and will revive in the a couple of minutes

@sociopathicbitch8132

4 жыл бұрын

I was been in this moment when i read your comment

@badcornflakes6374

4 жыл бұрын

That pun though

@eco8988

4 жыл бұрын

No, Keanu wouldn’t respawn. He wouldn’t even die.

“John Wick 6 coming to theatres this fall” Famous last words

20:27 This is my favorite sequence of events, particularly concerning the noises Mark makes.

I don't even care what they're playing anymore. I just see Mark, Bob, and Wade in a video, I click.

@upfrontgamer3917

4 жыл бұрын

Victor Conway who doesn’t. They’re literally a comedy trio.

Alternate Title: Mark and Bob making fun of Wade's Keanu Reeves outfit for 23 minutes

"Wade finds a pure death room' Mark: *Throw a boot!*

“ Oh I’m a man” *Background* “ i wanna be a snail”

Oh dude I am a man Oh yeah I’m a man Well I am gonna be a f e m a l e

@almond-tofuu

4 жыл бұрын

it's "fe-man"

0:25 dang, miss Frizzle really let herself go after she lost that bus.

@edwardbo4666

3 жыл бұрын

Really? Looks like she got buffer

I legit watched “Keanu” say John Wick 6 coming next fall then jump to his death 5 times still can’t stop laughing

Why is Mark Mrs.Frizzle..... I love it.

@supereststinger

4 жыл бұрын

now i know who mark is!

@IcespherePlaysGames

4 жыл бұрын

Mrs. Frizzle, discount Keanu and Bob Ross' cousin twice removed.

@briarrr__

4 жыл бұрын

@@IcespherePlaysGames stolen comment

So, we have Keanu Reeves, Afro Samurai, and a Karen. Sounds like fun

@wakkjobbwizard

4 жыл бұрын

You buffoon you do realize people can have orange hair right? It’s a natural hair color. What’s Karen about that? Also only people on Reddit (braindead people) use the term Karen, so why don’t you delete your comment.

@productivediscord5624

4 жыл бұрын

@@wakkjobbwizard Maybe you should speak with Bryce McKenzie's manager...

@The73MPL4R

4 жыл бұрын

@@wakkjobbwizard Found the Karen

Isn’t this based off the movie “Cube”

@simplyjunkie1689

4 жыл бұрын

pretty sure

@ruarstergaming1695

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah. Mark literally asked that when they played the first game lol

@adrianramsey6932

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, recently watched that and I was SHOOK when I started watching this

@dariusdaniel2177

4 жыл бұрын

Yep

@kayhaven4710

4 жыл бұрын

Szandor Kemi eww you came in the comments? Bro, wtf??

You can hear how pissed he got when Bob said that. 1:16

"Theres a present in here mark !" * Distant boom *

me: *clicks video* also me, not expecting a weird face: *sees a weird face* Mark: look at this *man* already a strange video...

@skandarmaliki744

4 жыл бұрын

What's really new

@mrjghostbell3807

4 жыл бұрын

Its AJ Styles

@Lukedabeast14

4 жыл бұрын

Markiplier

@Giraffe143

4 жыл бұрын

Why does it look like Damien. The animation?

@Lilac_Leader

4 жыл бұрын

Theres 777 likes..

12:19 Bob's laugh is just golden when he lost it 😂🤣

Wade:*burns to death in lava* bob:oh well that’s not good

I'm a simple man, When I see Mark, Bob and Wade I click

@tgegalacticempire6716

4 жыл бұрын

Yep you and me both

@inapprehensible

4 жыл бұрын

especially this game

@eliteanbu2392

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@Mingo-Akuma

4 жыл бұрын

You're a cultured human being

@quickkvids3620

4 жыл бұрын

What ever happened to yamimash?

Streamed Yesterday Uploaded Today Am i gonna watch it twice? You're damn right i am!

@judestarbabypup

4 жыл бұрын

Word

19:17 gotta love how keanu dies to ALLIGATORS AGAIN

12:15 A spoiler for John Wick 6! Avoid at all costs.

I like that Mark’s avatar unintentionally looks like Chell from Portal

@whowouldveth0ught

4 жыл бұрын

DataStream also if Mrs. Frizzle went to jail

@petermarsella6537

4 жыл бұрын

@@whowouldveth0ught chell frizzle from the magic portal

@whowouldveth0ught

4 жыл бұрын

Peter Marsella exactly!

@leastlikelysuspect5122

4 жыл бұрын

I’m pretty sure without Permission Slips for all of those “trips” would be illegal on her part

@OlaftheGreat

4 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same thing

12:15 "John Wick 6 coming to theatres next Fall" Oh next fall alright.

@lolololoeko-gkspiorgko-wk

4 жыл бұрын

This comments underrated

@crookedbuns

4 жыл бұрын

@@lolololoeko-gkspiorgko-wk you're underrated

@lolololoeko-gkspiorgko-wk

4 жыл бұрын

@@crookedbuns thx i wish you the best if you still are reading this reply

@crookedbuns

4 жыл бұрын

@@lolololoeko-gkspiorgko-wk I wish you all the best too bud

@pikbot7744

4 жыл бұрын

Bob's laugh is the best

19:35 Dude *Big swinging balls*

9:41 Wade: Watch me throw a DUUUUUUUUUUU! got me

11:33 made me laugh way too hard nice touch Lixian

Creators of this game must be big fans of Cube (1997 I think?)

@ShokaLion

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah. Couldn't get that film out of my head watching this.

@benjaminhutchins1727

4 жыл бұрын

I feel like they should give more credit

@jacobballenger3703

4 жыл бұрын

There are even numbers at the bottom of every door, I'm sure it employs a similar system to know whether a room is instant death or not before opening it

@jacobballenger3703

4 жыл бұрын

11:55

@repstyle8518

4 жыл бұрын

i love that movie and its predecessor cube 2 hypercube

Mark: throws shoe Shoe: slides and falls into the lava Me:😂😂😂

20:29 That sounds like my grandma laughing at a dad joke... ._.

@jyn_xs4342

4 жыл бұрын

That's one weird laugh...

@mortenpaulsen6958

4 жыл бұрын

Why are we all using dots...

i can see this is a truly intellectual video from the quantity of falling knowledge and giant caterpillars.

@judestarbabypup

4 жыл бұрын

So much knowledge

@MelonHere20

4 жыл бұрын

Indeed

@edgerslayer

4 жыл бұрын

*Mark starts copying Bob seconds before the 0:50 * Human intelligence at its finest.

@LesliePetersFilm

4 жыл бұрын

Hey Markimoo fans, how are you? I wrote huge comments about this, but youtube counts this as spam anyway i think. Can anyone tell me what you think about my latest video? I feel like my channel isn't doing well. That's all. I don't want extra subs or anything. I just wanna make people happy. This message will probably be in the spam box anyway tho lol. Which i understand. I hope i didn't irritate you tho. Thanks my fellow pink mustachers for taking the time to read this atleast

NOW THAT'S A MAN !!!

@jimskywaker4345

3 жыл бұрын

stop objectifying men wade

@raphaelmad3485

3 жыл бұрын

WHY DO I SEE YOUR COMMENTS ON EVERY VIDEO

@readyvillains7663

3 жыл бұрын

@@raphaelmad3485 he’s trying to revive his dead channel through comments

@kimfoster8832

3 жыл бұрын

yes link is a real MAN

@NostalgiaMan

3 жыл бұрын

@Katie Lane go away with your bad talking

Mark: *kills wade* Also Mark: "Keanu!"

Mark being happy about wade being revived was my daily dose of wholesome content. Thank you 11:41

“Ghost...ghost dead” *Mark gets locked outside* “OH HELPHELPHELP”

"STOP LOOKING AT MY NIPPLES!" .....and that's basically how all of 2019 been.

@yugal.prakash

4 жыл бұрын

ok

@skipper7316

4 жыл бұрын

Are you like 6?

@justanothernerdydude4391

4 жыл бұрын

I disagree.

10:59 local men making fun of friend nearly get pushed into lava pit due to antics

Bob's scream at 9:06 gives me life, as well as his laugh.

"SO MANY NEW TRAPS!!" *Fred Jones wants to know your location*

@doctordoctor3823

4 жыл бұрын

Timothy McKane Jigsaw wants to know your location

@scarffoxandfriends9401

4 жыл бұрын

Hello, trap here

Keanu Wade: John Wick 6 coming to theaters next fall **Falls in and Dies** Me: You mean that fall?

@supereststinger

4 жыл бұрын

Keanu Wade XD

(wow, guys! thanks for 70 likes! :D) 11:00 bob: "it's over, wade! we have the high ground!" wade: "you underestimate my power!" mark: "don't try it!"

@ethant.presland7438

4 жыл бұрын

👌

Mark and Bob: I bet you won’t jump in there. Wade: Hold my shoes.

@ameliaraymond

4 жыл бұрын

Dude I laughed so hard my neighbors woke up that is great!

Bob:obsessed with footwear Mark:doesn't want to be objectified Wade:is breathtaking Me:"QUALITY CONTENT"

@Wow-hw6cr

4 жыл бұрын

hotel:trivago

Keanu Lives!!!

@readyvillains7663

3 жыл бұрын

Ok dead channel

@Jaeeden

3 жыл бұрын

@@readyvillains7663 atleast it's a channel that tried.

@readyvillains7663

3 жыл бұрын

@@Jaeeden they’re trying to go for big channels and comment and get their bots to like it their comment and hoping people sub to them because of the comment

@jordanbeauchamp9734

3 жыл бұрын

sure keanu lives and then DIES BY ALLAGATORS

@azielplays5980

3 жыл бұрын

@@readyvillains7663 ok???? That matters why??

11:33 has me in tears laughing

@yasukazugoddessofbalance4659

2 жыл бұрын

Finally found the comment. Bob does sound like a chicken when he did that 🤣🤣😂😂😂

Got me laughing so hard I hurt myself lol. "Yes Bob, what is the urgency!" ooohhh, this was funny.

Rest in piece Jack who was killed off in Season 1 of Half Dead

Mark and Bob: **try to do it without Wade multiple times** Wade: …**wins**

12:12 "Oh we'll hold your shoes, don't you... are you really gonna do this? Are you... are you really actually-" Bob

The best videos ever have to have Mark, Bob and Wade!

Thanks for the warning with the screen flash. While I'm not photosensitive, you're bound to have fans who are and that's a really good thing to add.

@trenchfpe

4 жыл бұрын

Alexander Elderhorst add to the list of why Lixan’s a really good editor

@judestarbabypup

4 жыл бұрын

@@trenchfpe I knooow I'm so fond of him! It's so cool how he shows where things are, too. It really helps me understand what's going on.

@edgegaming3381

4 жыл бұрын

Markie-moo is a selfless being who cares deeply for his fans. We shall love him to the very end. All hail the mighty Markie-moo.

@olivermoth

4 жыл бұрын

thecouchtripper that’s not really fair. people with photosensitive epilepsy should be able to enjoy youtube videos too. warnings make stuff more accessible

John Wick 6 where Keanu Reeves gets eaten by an Alligator **Warning very explicit** 12:16

I found out that half dead is based on a movie called “Cube” with a terrible sequel called “Cube 2 Hypercube”

@nanibruh9992

4 жыл бұрын

Ahh I meet a fellow pyro fan who watched that vid

@lionpride2451

4 жыл бұрын

He said this

@lexalehnus

4 жыл бұрын

There is also a prequel called Cube Zero!

11:33 it caught me so off guard I choked on my drink

Every time he shouted “Keanuuuuuu!!!!!” Killed me 😂😂😂

Look at this man -markiplier 2019

21:19 Are you safe Mark? I think the fires still hitting you there. Mark: *This is fine.*

20:20 offbrand Snow Meiser

Hey mark! Can you guys play Dead By Daylight again please? Too many traps XD WE NEED MORE SHOES!!

@KimJongUnnie

4 жыл бұрын

I love it when they play that

@queenravenzholywater8162

4 жыл бұрын

They're the best trio for horror games!

@emilygaming749

4 жыл бұрын

They are tho. They make jokes of everything and they scream. “NO WADE PLEASE NOT LIKE THIS!!!” -Markiplier

OH HELLL YEEAAAHHHH A BRAND NEW COLLAB EPISODEEEEEEEEE Makes me so happy to see more videos of the bros

4:30 Bob's little scream of terror 😂

Bob the Distressed Chicken 😂

Bob: Are you a 1000 ft tall? Mark: *yes* *Tallest man and KZreadr ever lived on Earth*

@moonymoni1413

4 жыл бұрын

xRuby Xurax Peppa pig is shooketh

To be fair, Wade reminded me more of Tommy Wiseau than Keanu Reeves.

@aloofdefloof

4 жыл бұрын

oh hi mark

@2StarGamer

4 жыл бұрын

The Room!!

“First thing you say out of your words” - mark

12:38. John wick 6 is never coming to theaters at this rate

I love how the first 3 minutes it's just Bob and Wade: *looking at bewbs* Mark: *telling them to respect wamen*

@Magicalwolfgamer

4 жыл бұрын

Kagami Hamasaki 😆! Same 😆. That was so funny 😂

me: the whole floor is lava, it would be dumb to check for traps mark: *throws shoe in lava*

This game reminds me of "Cube" 1997.

@simplycinclair8979

3 жыл бұрын

That is what the game is based off, so the fact it reminds you of that is a good thing.

@marleyrose6632

2 жыл бұрын

Because it’s a complete rip off of it. The game doesn’t even reference the movie, which is really lame.

Jack was too busy playing minecraft to join

There few minutes of this video and I'm already laughing so hard by mark reaction to this 1:21

@aixanelllv7153

4 жыл бұрын

XD at least I'm not the only one that laugh at this

@gibbybtw280

10 ай бұрын

@@Connman18 lmaooo

This video sure made me feel good. I came to this right after watching his “Watch this if you feel down” video. I feel slightly better now. Thanks as always mark for making me not feel alone.

@tbirdiebranch3750

4 жыл бұрын

I hope everything is alright with you and hopefully you sont feel down for long. Feeling sad once in a while is good but not all the time. But I hope you feel happy soon especially with watching Mark's videos:)

@dxmon1226

4 жыл бұрын

The idea basically is that he never uploads it for one or two specifically. Even though he says he cares about each one of us. He uploads it for us to enjoy. We are like his family.