The "Ship of Theseus" article on Wikipedia 😂... Brilliant!

@ChrisHallbeck

24 күн бұрын

Thank you!

@vickichapel3253

24 күн бұрын

Genius. That is a great one. After I read the article, that joke was the funniest thing I've seen today.

@ChrisHallbeck

24 күн бұрын

@@vickichapel3253 Thank you 😊

@vickichapel3253

24 күн бұрын

Had a hard two days and that video helped alot. Thank you. 🙂

@ChrisHallbeck

24 күн бұрын

@@vickichapel3253

For those who do not get the Ship of Theseus joke, here is the quote from the Wiki page. The Ship of Theseus is a thought experiment about whether an object is the same object after having had all of its original components replaced.

@Blasted2Oblivion

24 күн бұрын

I prefer the way the Doctor puts it with the mop but that is only because it's also funny rather than only thought provoking.

@bluehairedboy2010-iw4es

12 күн бұрын

Ooooh I get it now

I wish the office I had worked in had these interesting coworkers instead of just busybodies and drama manufacturers.

@Anotherhumanexisting

17 күн бұрын

Need more frogs…

2:29 I like how nice the frog is. Instead of being insulted by the phrase. They just corrected the logic.

I love the “non-human creature goes to work with people and everyone is relatively normal about it” skits

I stay up wondering stuff like, “Why does he have a to go cup inside of a mug?” What does charging a sandwich actually do?” And “What kind of job does a business frog do?”

@ChrisHallbeck

24 күн бұрын

@YxG713

24 күн бұрын

ribbIT dept. 🐸

@itsgonnabeanaurfromme

24 күн бұрын

The business frog just minds his own.

@boingyboop4960

21 күн бұрын

@@ChrisHallbeckI thought the couch potato would turn into a potato

I love the ship of theseus joke.

@ChrisHallbeck

24 күн бұрын

Thank you 👍

@KainceeYT

24 күн бұрын

I don’t get it. Explain please?

@Blasted2Oblivion

24 күн бұрын

@@KainceeYT The ship of theseus is a thought experiment. You have a ship. As time goes on, the wood rots so you change out the rotted boards. Eventually, you will replace every piece of wood on the ship. When you do so, is it still the same ship or is it actually a new ship? The joke was that he was slowly over time replacing the parts of the wiki like the ship in the thought experiment.

@KainceeYT

24 күн бұрын

@@Blasted2Oblivion ohhh lol

@ursamajo.r

23 күн бұрын

​@@Blasted2Oblivion Thank you for explaining! 😊

The frog that didn’t get out of the boiling water had the two halves of its brain surgically separated. It was an experiment to find out how the “emotional” and “logical” parts of the brain cooperate to make optimal decisions.

@greensteve9307

23 күн бұрын

Oooohhh!

@weareallbornmad410

23 күн бұрын

That sounds extremely cruel.

@Sarah_Bragg

8 күн бұрын

@@weareallbornmad410It was, and the worst part is that now that information is excluded and countless people think if you boil a frog is won’t hop out on its own

The dog licking the chip.dust off the shirt is *soooo* satisfying.

"I wonder if they hate me now" As if they didn't enthusiastically answer your question about the eyebrow, proving they do not hate you 😭

@MosukaDreamer

10 күн бұрын

Social anxiety is a liar and will make you forget that part. Also, there's a good chance that people forget that cringy thing you did last week.

@StevMitchell

10 күн бұрын

​@MosukaDreamer ❤

@Dreamheart101

10 күн бұрын

@@MosukaDreamer - Haha, that's true!

That one where the person is complaining about the thickness of mattress compared to the depth of fitted sheets is totally ME 😂

@AenesidemusOZ

6 күн бұрын

Every time I make the bed 😂🤨

Oooh! I can answer that one. Early pants from the British Isles didn't have a gusset (crotch), they were just the two legs joined by a piece of skin. You would wear a tunic and other layers that hung down over the front.

I had to look up the Ship of Theseus on Wikipedia. Now I get the joke. ☺️

@ChrisHallbeck

24 күн бұрын

Did anyone else notice that 0:22 his laptop is plugged into a sandwich.

@wartygourd

24 күн бұрын

lol i saw that too but i thought he was charging the sandwich lol

@user_S2_

24 күн бұрын

@@wartygourd I think he is charging the sandwich, in 4:02 it's also plugged but not to the laptop

@angelbabies7

24 күн бұрын

I have a portable battery pack shaped like a giant Reese's peanut butter cup and another is a Hershey bar. The sandwich is one I now want.

1:42 it is because originally they were called trousers; trousers arethe two leg tubes that you would tie together with a lace, they eventually became pre sewn as it is more comfortable

@angelbabies7

24 күн бұрын

This is what I was thinking. Only I have historical shows to bring it to mind. I'm going to brush up on some historical clothing history now.

Honey, come quick! Chris uploaded a new video!

@ChrisHallbeck

24 күн бұрын

I mean, $6 million for a spaceship isn't too bad, even if you do have do put it together yourself. Hopefully one of the pieces is the instructions.

I'd feel happy knowing that someone I thought forgot me was actually worried about me all these years later.

3:37 basically Our flag means death 😂

I crunch compilations

I can answer the pants question! We used to have 2 long tubes that would attach to our belt. Like chaps. You would have 2 of them, so we called them a pair of pants.

4:30 literally me and my dog right now as I'm watching this video lol

I love the sandwich datasaver 😅

You should make a comic, about someone who gets superpowers, and says all the things that they’re gonna use it for, but just use it to do stuff, while laying around

No.. I refuse. You do this too well. How dare you enthrall me every time! 😂

You got to bring me one of those cakes!

7:11 "it smells like farts in here." 😆

5:53 omg I just went through this the other day. And just today I had trouble with toast and butter 🤣

I simply love these bits, they always make my day! Thanks for putting a grin on my face! ❤️❤️

@ChrisHallbeck

24 күн бұрын

A lot of these were great!

Trousers com in pairs since the middle ages, where people wore two seperate trousers on each leg, held by strings on their breeches.

Loving all of these.

@ChrisHallbeck

24 күн бұрын

6:08 I could use a back-up SSN card, now that you mentioned it

I loved all of them. 🥰

Best bunch I’ve seen yet! So hilarious!!💜

@ChrisHallbeck

11 күн бұрын

Thank you 👍

The couch potato one 😅! I feel bad for little kids in elevators. Especially if they’re in the back. Think about that for a second…

If the rice is fried along with a shrimp mixed in, it can be called "shimp-fried rice".

The second one blew my mind!

@kingdonut6675

20 күн бұрын

If a shrimp is frying rice and the restaurant doesn’t want anybody to know that fact then why would they give it away with the hyphen on the menu?

JOY!❤

0:21 is nobody gonna notice the computer connected to the sandwich?

Oh. I wonder, yep. Gnight.

Eyebrow Evidence 😅

Why was the guy selling IDs in the cake video sitting on a giant pile of sliced bread?

I now understand the origin of the beginning of John Dies in the End by Author David Wong aka Jason Paragin. Is the ax the same after having the handle replaced? And when the head is damaged and replaced is it the same ax? And when it rekills the guy originally killed by the ax in its original form, is he correct when he says "that's the ax that killed me."? ❤

Happy420

0:23 Why is a sandwich connected by USB to his laptop?

@ChrisHallbeck

24 күн бұрын

Downloading a crustware update.

@brandonchan5387

24 күн бұрын

@@ChrisHallbeck 🤣 He must have a snackOS computer!

Is chef shrimp 🍤😂

@canadiannomad2330

24 күн бұрын

Hide! They're onto us! 🦐

I still think you should do a short about a person with an ability to see all the plot holes in a tv series/movie and ruining it for their friend

❤❤❤

Sandvitch

I whis i worked with hot demon

Why is a sandwich plugged into a charger at 3:26?

@ChrisHallbeck

7 күн бұрын

The tomatoes were low on charge.

😂😂😂

(between 6:39 and 6:40) Um… you just said my name. THAT WAS PRIVATE SOCIAL INFORMATION-

Why is there a sandwich with a USB plug in it?

@ChrisHallbeck

23 күн бұрын

It’s charging.

For the record, laptop touch pads are evil.

First :>

first!

@mjjoe76

24 күн бұрын

_polite clapping_

@YxG713

24 күн бұрын

monocle looking-over