the picnic table diagram is looking like a bomb ass IC graphic

@thebayharborbutcher9115

Жыл бұрын

Yeah someone call up Mikey Alfred and tell him to make some of those graphics on the used midler boards

@hawaiiankingdomacademia2696

Жыл бұрын

😂

@SuperDrummerful

Жыл бұрын

13:45 if that was on a graphic I'd probs buy it haha

@raphaelgerard5262

Жыл бұрын

this one

@kevinfortsch

Жыл бұрын

700k nft

In the skate justice system, NBD based offenses are considered especially heinous. The dedicated detectives who investigate these incidents are members of an elite squad known as the Special Haters Unit.

@ruhroh3615

Жыл бұрын

Bum bumm

@oopsydaizi3s824

Жыл бұрын

These are their stories *DUN DUN*

@Theeosees

Жыл бұрын

@@ruhroh3615 aal

@thebayharborbutcher9115

Жыл бұрын

😂🤣 bro I just fell in my ass reading this

@handsugly

Жыл бұрын

ah yes, the SHUs

This is the petty-ass bullshit I subscribe to this channel for 9/10

@mikey_fixed

Жыл бұрын

Hahahaha

@Hoodinator17

Жыл бұрын

The shadow was pretty damning

@twuandixon8675

Жыл бұрын

Lol the petty came from people butthurt by people saying he didn't clear it, this is a petty response lol

@goantonio

Жыл бұрын

😂😂

@doodlebrighton124

Жыл бұрын

Same😅😅😅

Once joa started talking about how the shadows were being cast I knew this was a certified banger

@versaii1469

Жыл бұрын

I ran to the comments as soon as he said sun bout a shadow 💀 we don’t deserve this man.

@giverrr420

5 ай бұрын

“Let’s talk about shadows”

"journalism is when you tell people what they don't want to hear. everything else is PR"

@MothAV

Жыл бұрын

Yep, can't be mad at someone just because their honesty is hard to hear!

@mynameistechno

Жыл бұрын

So the comment section is full of journalists?

@Bolsty7

Жыл бұрын

This is a based ass comment but it does make all the GH fanboys kinda look like journos. Try saying something even slightly negative against him in the comments and you'll be hounded for weeks.

@protestthisyouloser1093

Жыл бұрын

PR? Let me finish that word for you: PROPAGANDA

Front truck doesn't cast a shadow, back truck does, so he would've clipped his back wheels had he gone straight-on. If I were him I would go back and get it clean to put the controversy to rest

@fjordan2345

Жыл бұрын

The problem is I dunno if he's actually that close...

@incessantmurkysmuggler

Жыл бұрын

I am him

@zacho7012

Жыл бұрын

@@fjordan2345 wdym by that

@infinidominion

Жыл бұрын

He'll probably switch flip it eventually

@bunchacrooks

Жыл бұрын

Fr

holy shit feels like i just watched a Khan Academy video

You know it’s serious when ms paint diagrams come out

@williamstewart3774

Жыл бұрын

is it that serious if theres all those straight lines drawn and he can't spare one for the picnic table representation?

This is a certified joa classic

Joa, you should be a county judge. Always fair and unbiased

@Seangalusha

Жыл бұрын

*district

@JESchomb

Жыл бұрын

@@Seangalusha hey bro, there’s an edit comment button if u didn’t know

@Bandit-Productions

Жыл бұрын

everyone on youtube says joa is mean but i think he’s just being real and fair

@_jase

Жыл бұрын

Cap

@joedent3323

Жыл бұрын

Gay.

Bobby De Keyzer's tasteful manual game so strong that we got gamers out here conducting science experiments trying to find the secret ingredient.

@recession81

Жыл бұрын

I think John Dilo unlocked the cheat code for manual tricks

@Stayvigilant999

Жыл бұрын

Bobby is highly underrated, top tier skater

@brocksamson9737

Жыл бұрын

Nah daewon unlocked those cheats 20+ years ago

@brocksamson9737

Жыл бұрын

@@recession81 he 360 flip over your mom, which is practically the size of a picnic table 😂🤭so fair enough.

@recession81

Жыл бұрын

@@brocksamson9737 Lol Mom jokes what are you 12 🤣

I love that he’s providing irrefutable proof and staying calm so people can’t pass it off as bullshit

@kevinfortsch

Жыл бұрын

Imagine bei g old enough and not too jaded by the skateboard world to think "wow a sw ollie over a bench length ways" and think nothing more of it, maby enjoy the part? Skateboarding if full of fake shit end of the day, unless there's footy to go with a picture I'd say a good 60% of pictures aren't makes.. Sure we have video proof he did it but now we have a scientific break down about how he didn't do it straight on? 😂

@shmooveyea

Жыл бұрын

Irrefutable - no, clam - yes, unhinged, definitley

@oopsydaizi3s824

Жыл бұрын

We got a redo so alls well

Proof that skaters are smarter than our teachers

@tobermaier8900

Жыл бұрын

*proof that joa is smarter than our teachers

@i-never-look-at-replies-lol

Жыл бұрын

what if ur teacher skates tho?

@tbonegotskilz9165

Жыл бұрын

@@i-never-look-at-replies-lol then he’s the goat

@tbonegotskilz9165

Жыл бұрын

@@i-never-look-at-replies-lol then he’s the goat

I am a ballistics expert and I back this theory 100%.

@photosynthesis69

Жыл бұрын

I went to MIT and I also back this theory

@deththekidd5062

Жыл бұрын

Ima dumb nigga and it don’t take a genius to understand 🤣

Frog could put these drawings on a shirt and yall would buy them

@dirtybasturd3456

Жыл бұрын

hahahhahahahaha well played

@valorskate

Жыл бұрын

absolutely 🗣

@skankwave5245

Жыл бұрын

Fax lmaooo

this video is completely psychotic and it's hands down my favorite that you've done

@Michael-yo7db

Жыл бұрын

Hey 👋 I’m you from the future can you tell me are credit card numbers cuz I forgot 😂

@rickyjames1659

Жыл бұрын

We do need more tricks called out! This shit is funny, but so true. I love tyshawns skating, but he for sure didn't clear the table top. He absolutely went off to the side and they seemingly tried to hide that fact with a shitty camera angle. Maybe he'll go back and try it again and land it for real for real. its one thing to do that to some regular filler trick, but not on an NBD ender...

@tomskimcdouglegaming806

Жыл бұрын

@@rickyjames1659 What's even more fucking stupid is that he's wearing different clothes on the cover. Also clearly not a photo of a make.

@shmooveyea

Жыл бұрын

@@rickyjames1659 But does it really matter

@didrik901

Жыл бұрын

Its not psychotic, its logical🤗

He prolly celebrated and the filmer and homeys were to.scared to check him or say anything. Lol, love this video

W E M A K E I T L O O K E A S Y Y Y Y Y Y

@fernandoreyes680

Жыл бұрын

Yessiryessiryessiryessir

People also have to realize that those school tables are small af to begin with. If your from the east coast or Midwest you gotta know those are about 1/3rd the size of a park picnic table. They’re for toddlers basically.

@everfr3shh

Жыл бұрын

moved from midwest to cali, once i saw the tables here it all made sense hahaha

@elijah6342

Жыл бұрын

Yeah even just watching this video the picnic table looks tiny

@davidlizom7556

Жыл бұрын

Ppl soon be doing NBD's on techdeck tables

@DFunct905

Жыл бұрын

That’s what I would be massively impressed with. Someone setting up an adult sized picnic table next to one of those preschool sized ones (to make it a badass vid) and simply ollieing over it the “easy” way.

@ziggybender9125

Жыл бұрын

Super random but in high school one day this homeless (living by himself) hippy kid with dreads shows up and enrolls. He'd kick it with the skaters and wear high ankle work boots and a canvas like green jacket, anyways one day kids were jumping the traditional size picnic bench not long ways but sideways and this hippy kid with his heavy boots fully clears the bench and then some and does like a pure out of the movies ninja kick in the air. Everyone was pretty hyped up after that and we ended up stacking 2 skate decks on the table as a challenge and watched as he perfectly cleared it, kid made a group of friends that day and was quite a bit less homeless. Some people just have the jump and even heavy ass work boots aren't gonna stop them.

Joa talking about corners, shadows and drawing picnic benches made me feel schizophrenic

@crabPEOPLE2000

Жыл бұрын

Normal pills aren’t half as tasty as joa pills

@alecothegecko

Жыл бұрын

Not the dynamic shadows moving again 😩

The hero we need

what’s worst than this is, the new logo for his new board company king

@geeo117

Жыл бұрын

😹😹 facts, be looking like hop king

@nervousbreakdown1108

Жыл бұрын

kang

@penuts17

Жыл бұрын

They sell it at ross

@goingupandupandup

Жыл бұрын

shit looks like a walmart brand lmao

@oopsydaizi3s824

Жыл бұрын

That shit is sooo bad! Makes disorder look well thought out lol

Was trying to tell my friends this but no one wanted to hear it

@joelglanton6531

Жыл бұрын

Your friends are gay lmao

@i-never-look-at-replies-lol

Жыл бұрын

get new friends. or just get rid of friends entirely.

How could tyshawn anticipate there would be a forensic analysis of his shadow to prove he didn’t do the trick properly 😂 was not expecting that

Just look at his shadow, It's clearly over the top of the table when in still frame, even given the angle of the sun, that is definite proof he didn't clear the back of the top, but over the seat. Basic high school science, Angle of Incidence(The Sun) equals angle of reflection(Tyshawn) equals no NBD.

Tyshawn definitely didn't clear that table

This truly is top tier journalism

love this so much. really appreciate you stepping to one of the "unassailable" cool guys. TJ is undeniably an amazing skater; that said, to me many of his can tricks are dubious as only one set of trucks goes over the can, yet i still enjoy seeing them :P

I spit out my mountain dew when you presented the shadow line argument

would be the most hilarious thing if backlash/drama transpires from this video and indirectly causes tyshawn to lose at getting SOTY hahaha

@jerrydiamond7219

Жыл бұрын

I think nyjahs back tail did that hehe

@BrendanCalliesComposer

Жыл бұрын

@@jerrydiamond7219 no

@bakersfieldwhat3068

Жыл бұрын

tfunk deserves it more either way

@prettygago

Жыл бұрын

@@bakersfieldwhat3068 t funk deserves it

@nervousbreakdown1108

Жыл бұрын

@@bakersfieldwhat3068 not after the little incident with lennie kirk

The video that no one but 50 twitch viewers wanted that we didn't know we needed

Can you do the JFK assassination next?

Don’t do an apology video, the apology should be towards you.

Really enjoyed the casting a shadow grade 2 lesson refresher within your case file

bed time stories :)

Nice I’m sitting on the toilet rn so your video isn’t the only thing that just dropped.

@joelglanton6531

Жыл бұрын

your balls finally dropped?

the tyshawners aren't going to like this

@twuandixon8675

Жыл бұрын

Its definitely gonna be a racism to some of the simpler people in our society.

@oopsydaizi3s824

Жыл бұрын

Im a fan of his skating but nobody gets a pass with soty on the line

This angle is key for beginner skaters filming their first Ollie over a traffic cone, looks like they went over it, in reality was next to it.

I think you should do the moon landing, next.

The conspiracy theory arc of GH, the one arc we as the fans deserve.

This a master class in shit talking

Damn Tyshon tried to pass off that low ollie haha

i appreciate the convo we had on twitter about this! much love to u and ur channel ❤️

I just judge his clothing choices. Those jeans like what are those!?

please no apology video. hater to the core

The Tater dropping BIG FACTS.

Gifted Teacher

I feel like you explained that so much more than needed

You are absolutely right. Its still cool, but yeah, he absolutely did not go over the table longways. He went off the the side.

This channel is amazing in every aspect! I myself am a washed up skater serving tables/bartend and enjoy what i do. I know who i am. I enjoy conversation with strangers weather they hate me or i disagree with everything they stand for. It keeps perspective of what we aren't use to and discomfort. Everyone should have there own opinion and how life is perceived (that is style in my opinion). If you're willing to share your thoughts with passion and also willing to listen DAT SHIT IS GLORIOUS! This is ramble but i stand by what you're saying and shit sometimes needs to be called out. Thank you for the channel. Keep it up and most importantly keep being you. Genuine shit form day one. Love it

This is the Zapruder Film of Skateboarding 😂😂😂

First thing I noticed when I saw the clip, lol. I do feel that an ollie over something huge but with a slight clip can add to the sickness - the street gap with the rail on the other end someone did recently comes to mind. But that's something else than ollieing a bit to the side of what you're trying to get over, especially if your whole thing is superhuman athlete's pop. I like Tyshawn's skating a lot and feel he brings something unique to skateboarding, but this is the kind of thing that can smudge an otherwise pristine career. Not in the order of Sheck's fantasy backside flip down El Torro, but 'all eyes on me' isn't an excuse for not using your own, either.

It seems even simpler to me. If you look at the front of the table before tyshawn ollies over or around it, you can see the destinct corner edges of where the front corners are established, and from there you can see where they start to run the length down the side of the table the long way. @4:19 you can clearly see where his back wheels are lower and on the side of the table top too because you can see where the front corner of the table starts, and to me looks like hes behind and to the side of it. However i do think his initial ollie was over the front highest point of the start of the table, but like you said, was not done in a straight on point A. To point B. He did drifft off a bit in his landing from the starting point.

@MrBenjiBoy01

Жыл бұрын

full didnt see that, great observation

@oliewray8357

Жыл бұрын

Its switch though not nollie

@PuNaNy

Жыл бұрын

@@oliewray8357 switch ollie**

@clockworkcrimson

Жыл бұрын

yeah 100%. I think his diagram based on shadows was misleading because the sun wasn't at a perfect 90º from the bench (probs more about 60º), based on lines and shadows alone it can still be argued that he cleared full length just did a diagonal path across the table. but that frame is proof he didn't clear, not by that much but still.

@PuNaNy

Жыл бұрын

@@clockworkcrimson i agree, im glad he did all that though cuz it was honestly hilarious. I thought he was gunna put the nail in the coffin at the end by pointing out what I stated in my comment, but he never did. People can say its petty and splitting hairs, but hes right in my opinion.

whos here after tyshawn did it again

@edwarddearinger8857

Жыл бұрын

You mean did it for the first time after getting busted?

In the UK our steps are 18" tall each - making El Toro an eight set over here... Our rubbish bins (trash cans) are also 18 times bigger... And the ground here is like a misformed cheese grater and it's always raining...

@MIKE2111ful

2 ай бұрын

No wonder penny was good he had to endure more than any pro will ever do nowadays

so so blessed to be alive for this 🤲

For you not being a physics teacher this is absolutely incredible. I hope you win Louie SOTY. Pairing skateboarding with brain gymnastics... Who would have thought. I must say I love it a lot. Very gutsy, very convincing.

Sorry for all the hate you got from this. But, what you are saying makes Sense. I watched the nine club podcast and they mentioned it as well. But then they brushed it off because of how high he ollied. But it was suspect 110%

Just saw his reply pop up on Instagram. Watching this back and forth is better than any World Cup

@oopsydaizi3s824

Жыл бұрын

Same lol

we all knew this was coming

love the unhinged geometry lesson s/o Pythagoras. so the first argument relies on the red line *actually* being completely straight and fully parallel to the table right, a slight angle or bend throws off the optical evidence of where youre saying tyshawn ollie's from

If you look at his shadow on takeoff, you can see that the shadow his board casts is perfectly in line with the shadow cast by the bench on the camera side. This means that the initial takeoff you diagramed was more than generous. In actuality he seems to have started his Ollie and landed his Ollie over the bench only. If you investigate further and see the height of the tabletop in comparison to the height of his knee upon landing, you will see that when he lands, on the skateboard, the tabletop is slightly below his knee height. If he were standing, this would be approximately knee height or slightly above. Furthermore, if you look at the height of the bench, relative to the height of the tabletop and adjust for angle, you can see the bench is approximately half the height of the tabletop. This means, Tyshawn effectively Ollie an object half of his knee height. In summation, Tyshawn switch Ollied an object shin high, for a distance of approximately 4 1/2 to 5 feet. I call whack ass shenanigans.

@tylergates4075

Жыл бұрын

Agreed

This is one of the funniest videos, "this could potentially affect the outcome of SOTY". I kind of love the way of the diagram breakdown.

Absolutely living up to the namesake. Very entertaining thank you Joa

Love your videos, keep exposing the weird bullshit that's a part of skateboarding culture.

@elinanilsson1327

Жыл бұрын

a part

@putonghuama

Жыл бұрын

@@elinanilsson1327 happy now?

@putonghuama

Жыл бұрын

@@DaytonJoey lol I definitely am

@kevinfortsch

Жыл бұрын

Here's something else to ruin you're view of the skateboard world. 60% of photos aren't makes.

@oopsydaizi3s824

Жыл бұрын

He touched a nerve because tyshwan just went on Instagram live saying people need to stop speaking on him lol

It was actually shot on a film set. The shadow on the side of table was caused by an abysmal overhead lighting job by one of the techs. Couldn't even clean it up in post. Definitely gonna need some reshoots for this one.

@kingdongwun1740

Жыл бұрын

it is not possible to cast a shadow on the outer side of the table if the objekt that casts the shadow is above that table. Not in this reality

@danieldotson9942

Жыл бұрын

That doesn't even make sense. For one he's not being shown from the top of the clip. Its being shot caddy cornered and not from the top were not looking down on him.

science never lie bruh, the shadow gave it away, missed the table top by at least 6 inches

Khan academy trick tutorial

I love the striking contrast betwixt this in depth analysis,- danke btw, -and the seemingly inobjective and blind acceptance by the 9club lads in their breakdown vid of this.

Make a video linking w Tyshawn so he can get a redemption sw Ollie over the whole thing

You reminded me of my 3rd grade math teacher while drawing that table.

My man out here basically doing the skate version of a soccer offside check

Where tf is the Nyjah Shine On review?!

@lmaoo8742

Жыл бұрын

patreon

Well done! Hilarious he got back to the spot to switch Ollie it again 😂 personally, I think his lame Supreme outfit is more of a violation then not clearing the entire table.

Joa is a genius for this reaction to Zach Dowdy. Cant wait for the skatepark review next vid 🤣

@Nick-tj9cr

Жыл бұрын

Dowdy is a really nice dude so I hope it doesn’t end up in a big beef

@joshcalvo

Жыл бұрын

What’s perfect is that Joa hadn’t really stopped making the videos that Zack was mentioning, he just posted them on Patreon

@claysoggyfries

Жыл бұрын

Who’s joa

When I saw the clip in his part for the first time I thought “damn he didn’t even really clear it” without any thought lol

shit like this has been going on for ever in skateboarding. if you have watched enough skating you knew he didn't clear it. sketchy editing is a part of skateboarding. I appreciate the in depth look, good work. (edit - it doesn't take away from how insane the ollie was. he has set the bar very high and is one of my favorites. but its a deceptive angle.

@Jeremyramone

Жыл бұрын

Absolute truth.

@AnneALias

11 ай бұрын

It definitely takes away from how insane the ollie was if you go from clearing the tabletop to clearing the bench. Those are completely different obstacles. What on Earth are you smoking in order to equate those and say nothing is taken away between the two? Dude... 😂 I'm embarrassed for you that you would equate those. Do you even skate?

@turquoisecrown8393

11 ай бұрын

thank you for being embarrassed for me. now I can go smoke my meth in peace and not be embarrassed. bless ! @@AnneALias

Tyshawn just went live called you a racist lol

@oopsydaizi3s824

Жыл бұрын

Didnt hear him say that.

yo that rogers kit is insane wtf that thing is straight bussin frfr i wish i could flex that. beautiful

had to come back and watch this again. its amazing

Could we address how creepy Jason Dill was on the Osborne show? Season 1 episode 8

Thank you, you went several notches beyond what I'd have to justify this - and that's what I love about this channel. Zeroing in on the right and wrong of it, whatever it is. This trick irked me from the instant I saw it. Far more than enough reason to be impressed by his ability on a board, but if the footage (in your soty season part at that) is claiming that you switch ollied a picnic table (probably the most consistent and replicable obstacle across all of professional skateboarding video parts in the U.S. - therefore arguably the best measuring stick of ability and general greatness across professional skateboarders)... and the footage doesn't convey that you did it with certainty, if it doesn't hold up to scrutiny, I mean, you might have done the biggest switch ollie ever, but what are you claiming, did you do what the footage is claiming you did? I think your take is right, no disrespect to Tyshawn, but I too feel it's got to be more definite than this clip.

@lukesparkman8675

Жыл бұрын

Nice thesis bro

@le_tranq

Жыл бұрын

It's true. I mean in this case it's also hard because you will get all the people hyping it up because it still looks epic (and is epic) but at the end of the day it's not proper enough to be a made NBD, this trick is still NBD for sure and I think most people who watched the part first time probably felt the same way they just didn't say it. People are also tripping saying "it doesn't matter", because this type of thing is basically the only thing that matters and is part of the job if you are a Pro skater. You could compare it to something like being a Pro football/soccer player and saying you scored a goal because the ball ended up in the back of the net, yet it failed to enter through the confines of the front of the goal.

Me rewatching my own clips

@thrusteavis

Жыл бұрын

Lmfao

This is the best video I’ve ever seen on KZread

felt like i just watched a lecture for school

TJ did this on purpose. He is holding out on the switch dolphin over the table

@thatsjankey

Жыл бұрын

i agree. little ater give food for thought you saw with your own eyes from askew'd angle. when TJ switch flips it spot on in the to be continued he better give props to keenan in SOTY. i do hope he stays true to the game and don't go real estate tycoon. mark gonzales has forever been on brand never forget the greatest.

joa did you buy a wacom tablet just to make this video, those ms paint diagrams were mad impressive

I gasped when you pulled the shadow out of your briefcase

How much dill pay you to make this

It's beautiful to imagine your camera being totally dead and you still making this video by yourself

can’t wait for the cover debunking for the subway one 😂

He really went into the Shadow Realm looking for clues 🌚

Thank you. Nobody can say that Tyshawn isn't an amazing skater but he's still human, too.

@communitycodes300

Жыл бұрын

😂

@JaGGeR-

Жыл бұрын

@@communitycodes300 fanboy detected

Watching joa drawing examples of the table is shocking

@furleysbrain

Жыл бұрын

joa?

@mdm2186

Жыл бұрын

@@furleysbrain joa deez nuts

This breakdown is on point! This is very appreciated

When does the picnic table drawing shirts drop?

yeah he did the go off to the side thing...I realized that when I seen it but didn't go back and slow it down or anything like you've done here, I didn't really care...I'm not really big on doing straight flat ground tricks over things, I don't really understand the appeal, I think its cool to be able to pop a high and far flat ground trick over something, but its not my favorite kind of skating. Like a lot of people have done on trash cans etc in the past...idk why he took this one like this...but yeah, he didn't go completely over it...he went off to the side for the last couple feet and they used some angle trickery to make it look a little better. As I said, kindof like what numerous people were doing especially in the 90's and early 2k's going off to the side over things like trashcans and poles.

@calebcooper1426

Жыл бұрын

no one asked 💀

significantly better than manny-busters

@joelglanton6531

Жыл бұрын

Weck and mannybusters are both based as hell

@sle_epytight

Жыл бұрын

Consider the source. One guy is a tool and the other is Joa

At 2:03 there's a frame where his back truck is the same height as the table top and it looks like half the board is already further out than the table. The angle probably makes it look like he's further out, but it's clear he's at the corner of the table, not the middle. The shadow of the truck is also right next to the shadow of the corner.

my favorite journalist to never win a pulitzer