Dan Aykroid is me bullshitting my way through an essay while trying to hit the word count.

@madcourier6217

4 жыл бұрын

But does Dan use a 2.5 letter spacing?

@theblackbaron4119

4 жыл бұрын

Aaaaakroid!

@moemuxhagi

4 жыл бұрын

@@theblackbaron4119 That's a weird name. Just thought I'd point that out.

@purplediamond5867

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@proxymurphy7357

4 жыл бұрын

“That’s a weird name.” Says ARTHUR MOE-MUX-HAGI

I honestly thought Dan was about to say “Ever since I was a child, I loved vodka,”

@billytherock2658

3 жыл бұрын

Ombre Nightcores since childhood I’ve been fascinated by vodka

@NukaKappa

3 жыл бұрын

Since childhood I’ve been an alcoholic

@Ecreely_Real

3 жыл бұрын

IKR

@randomcommenter7900

3 жыл бұрын

Dan, age 3 Alcoholic

@barbacuedclorox3709

3 жыл бұрын

Tbh wouldn't surprise me

Visualising Dan Akroyd wandering around the ghostbusters set thinking it’s all real and constantly offering everyone vodka brings me joy

@TheDragonfanger

Жыл бұрын

"Listen my friend there is a ghost trying to kill us bro. Take this vodka its alone to go dangerous"

@marcuswalters8093

11 ай бұрын

He DOES think Ghostbusters was real in a way. A lot of the jargon was based on contemporary supernatural writing, which Aykroyd was an expert on.

@cyborgninja5489

8 ай бұрын

Are you ready to get reamed up the butthole by your precious aliens?

@TMF979Resurge

7 ай бұрын

​@@marcuswalters8093I mean, he helped write it and everything

@guyferrari8124

3 ай бұрын

@@TMF979Resurge Hell dan’s father is a ghost author and his father is a medium

"it's not double distilled, not triple distilled, it's quadruple distilled" *looks down at my $5 fifth of McCormick Vodka that is also quadruple distilled*

@KUNAIfever

2 жыл бұрын

but is it filtered with diamonds tho

@gogokowai

2 жыл бұрын

@@KUNAIfever Double terminated quartz*

@stuff4826

2 жыл бұрын

@@KUNAIfever Double terminated quartz*

@Real_Mick3y6

2 жыл бұрын

@@KUNAIfever which is completely useless

@kasvos9292

Жыл бұрын

Guys, guys. The cool skull bottle.

All he had to say was: "This is vodka and it comes in a cool bottle. Drink the vodka and keep the bottle for LARPing or Halloween. I'm Dan Aykroyd."

@woah3592

4 жыл бұрын

Forreal, he probably would have sold way more.

@AsdfAsdf-mi6ks

4 жыл бұрын

Paco LeTaco lolol

@blinkmuch

4 жыл бұрын

If he said that i would have buyed it.

@dreadpiraterobertsii4420

4 жыл бұрын

“Drink the vodka” slowly though guys

@dushk0

4 жыл бұрын

bongs

"This is an accurate glass rendering of a human skull." Immediately after Dan says this my video buffers, which left me utterly defenseless against his glare.

@minusdin

4 жыл бұрын

Run

@Kuroganekisaki

4 жыл бұрын

You'll be the next bottle model. *RUN*

@wamlythecrabgod2199

4 жыл бұрын

Now might be a good time to invest in a shotgun.

@cloveyfawn6812

4 жыл бұрын

Just changed it to 666 likes.... perfect

@artictzombie7738

4 жыл бұрын

@@wamlythecrabgod2199 with holy ammo

My favorite bit is that the skull talked to the lady, presumably psychically, but couldn’t do that through a closet door.

@aidengeneralaide

Жыл бұрын

Didn't you know? A closet door is a natural ghost repellent

@mrcritical6751

Жыл бұрын

@@aidengeneralaide it’s like the aliens from Signs, doors bamboozle ghosts

@deuceydee3506

Жыл бұрын

Maybe it has to see her, or be seen by her, to be able to talk to her Or, maybe it can still talk to her from the closet, and she's just trying to ignore it Either one sounds like a great premise for a joke or comedic bit

@therealjibrano

Жыл бұрын

catra best girl

@southparkfirefly

Жыл бұрын

@@deuceydee3506 Or maybe...hear me out...she's out of her damn mind!

"Don't you bring the Navaho into this!!" is one of my favorite lines of all time.

@matthewbartlett3442

10 ай бұрын

*Navajo

@Bluejay-ft3ki

9 ай бұрын

Do you still spell Navajo as "Navaho", I gotta know

@Imaslutforpuns

6 ай бұрын

Please answer the question I need to know

@wareforcoin5780

6 ай бұрын

Please. We need to know whether or not you know about the j. Come back to us lucky.

@Dovah_Slayer

5 ай бұрын

​@@Bluejay-ft3ki because that's how it's pronounced

“Somewhere between antiseptic and poison” Technically, it’s both.

@sandakureva

4 жыл бұрын

In a pinch, you CAN use vodka to sanitize a cut. The catch is that it MUST be at least 100 proof, which most vodkas are not.

@skeltonslay8er781

4 жыл бұрын

sandakureva so don’t buy shit vodka bro

@WingMaster562

4 жыл бұрын

@@sandakureva 50 percent alcohol? Can that really sanitize cuts? I mean, most of my rubbing alcohols are 70% at least.

@humanitysucks4025

4 жыл бұрын

@@WingMaster562 there is such a thing as "good enough for emergencies" when it comes to antiseptic.

@WingMaster562

4 жыл бұрын

@@humanitysucks4025 Of course if that's the case. Anything > nothing

dan aykroyd wasn’t acting in ghostbusters. that was just him being him, everyone had to work round him

@scottishboy112

3 жыл бұрын

“Oh dang it, Dan thinks he’s busting ghosts again. Right fellas go along with it while we get these cameras rolling.”

@joshtatko4806

3 жыл бұрын

Ghostbusters was originally about underappreciated custodians, but Dan kept pretending that his vacuum was a proton pack, so they went with that instead.

@coolnuggit1998

3 жыл бұрын

@@joshtatko4806 and the original name was room dusters

@tommykarrick9130

3 жыл бұрын

It was actually supposed to be a serious investigation docudrama but Dan just wandered onto the set and started yelling about ghosts so they had to restructure the whole movie around him

@valo2229

3 жыл бұрын

@@tommykarrick9130 something about a serial killer that worked as a janitor with severe delusions about ghosts and poltergeists, but Dan was so compelling in his ghost slaying delusions they just had to change the script.

Those are Herkimer diamonds… they’re quartz crystals. They are chemically identical to the glass bottle you buy the vodka in.

@tehpurplepills

Жыл бұрын

Wow, so the crystal head isnt merely crystal, it's (Herkimer) diamond head vodka

@raydenmorris5220

Жыл бұрын

@@tehpurplepills *with no added glycol

@SkigBiggler

Жыл бұрын

Are you sure the bottles are made of quartz? Most commercial glass is not quartz, and quartz glassware for lab use (due to its transparency to UV) is quite expensive. Most glass contains silica (quartz) mixed with other ingredients to make it feasible to produce at scale.

@techi9818

Жыл бұрын

@@SkigBiggler Ah, I guess you’re right. I forgot that it’s only the kind of glass Pyrex used that’s chemically identical to quartz. Glass and quartz are both silica-based, but I forgot about the additives in other types of glass

@SkigBiggler

Жыл бұрын

@@techi9818 Pyrex is Borosilicate Glass, typically used in lab glassware and cooking stuff because it has a high tolerance for thermal cycling. Has boron trioxide as an additive.

I just realized Jon completely forgot he could have called Rick Moranis. This could all have been avoided. Silly Jon

@GUNUFofficial

9 ай бұрын

​@@Callahan-zg6jnI'm sure the rookie from the video game and his Chicago ghostbusters could take a plane and get to New york.

@mikef.795

Ай бұрын

Jon tried shouting at his phone "Siri I need Moranis. Siri give me Moranis now." but it gave him entirely different sorts of results

@daftzilla

16 күн бұрын

He also could have tried Sigourney Weaver

I just love how Dan goes from ''Hi, my name is Dan Aykroyd'' to ''My vodka has connections to ghosts and aliens'' within the first 20 seconds.

@Joseph_Drew_III

3 жыл бұрын

Ghosts AND aliens. Two very different things.

@wingsandash

3 жыл бұрын

That's Dan Aykroyd in a nutshell.

@dubuyajay9964

3 жыл бұрын

And crazy people like you... 😅😂🤣🙃

@connoroverall580

2 жыл бұрын

The Aliens clearly lost control of their "Vehicle" at Roswell in 1947 , because of this intergalactic intoxicating substance.

@jessl.914

2 жыл бұрын

I mean if any celebrity is going to go from introduction to ghosts and aliens it would be Dan Aykroyd

“No one can explain it, but they can taste a difference.” It’s called the Placebo Effect

@soupnoodlesam

4 жыл бұрын

Verde the Star Warrior it’s called dan Akroyd had a gun pointed at them

@carl6780

4 жыл бұрын

@T.P.A The Peoples Army "high energy crystals" >not snake oil

@carl6780

4 жыл бұрын

@T.P.A The Peoples Army What I said has nothing to do with Jon. What I said is that the idea of "high energy" rocks is BS.

@fukkthisnewupdate8882

4 жыл бұрын

@T.P.A The Peoples Army and you are?

@carl6780

4 жыл бұрын

T.P.A The Peoples Army “the supernatural and how to party” We did it boys. We found the target audience for this drink.

I kinda wish we'd seen Jon actually try the vodka.

@tinobemellow

Жыл бұрын

He did. The reason why we didn't see it is because, like the rest of us, Jon enjoys getting drunk in peaceful privacy. That being said, I would kill to see Jon drunk.

@TRSRM

Жыл бұрын

19:05 well he did say it was „actually pretty good“

@topazlynx2228

Жыл бұрын

Actually, I kinda wished he tried it too...

@wareforcoin5780

6 ай бұрын

​@@TRSRMWell, we know it can make you drunk, because that's all a "good" vodka does. You drink it, it tastes as close to water as possible, and you are drunk.

Everytime dan mentions the glycol I cant help but think about the "asbestos free cereal" joke

@wesleygreenhow8843

3 ай бұрын

boneless pizza

Fun fact: Diamond filtering is just a fancy way of saying they used a carbon filter. You can buy bottom shelf vodka that is "filtered by diamonds"

@Vsor

5 жыл бұрын

I don't think it is the same. I mean herkimer diamonds are just quarts. I think it is more like new age-y hippy crap. "Infused with the power of healing crystals" and what not.

@CircaSriYak

5 жыл бұрын

Quite honestly Dan targeted the core consumers of hard alcohol quite brilliantly. Which is to say, batshit insane childless heathens who are into tarot cards

@greatpower6063

5 жыл бұрын

Another fine-tuned judgment from the sane religious community: drinking wine is something only childless heathens do. Tarot cards are read by a person who claims they know the meanings in the constellations...the ten commandments were read by a person who said they came from a god that no one else saw.

@justiciar1964

5 жыл бұрын

If it were in a plastic half-gallon jug like Kasser's or Bankers club...then for the love of god, remind me you at least bothered to filter it. He shoulda just stfu and skipped straight to the parts where he's Dan Aykroyd and this is a motherfuckin glass skull full of degreaser you can safely mix in orange juice.

@SpellboundWolf

5 жыл бұрын

That's hilarious!

“Vodka is the path to enlightenment” Well damn my mom should be enlightened by now

@mehlessmidori602

4 жыл бұрын

So enlightened, she's probably in the most comfortable state of relaxation on the couch and speaking a language us unenlightened plebs call "slurred speech".

@alexandraluster284

4 жыл бұрын

And all of Russia are living Buddhas.

@PhileasLiebmann

4 жыл бұрын

I guess that explains what happened to my dad. With that much vodka it wouldn't be unreasonable if he ascended to a higher plane of existence.

@thembeaux2133

4 жыл бұрын

next they'll tell me my dad was raptured while buying cigarettes

@thatsalotofsodiumcoins1615

4 жыл бұрын

erased herkimer diamonds aren’t real diamonds they are clear quartz

The fact that Jon did the math to prove Dan's literally worth more than diamonds speaks volumes

@InaudibleSlinky

10 ай бұрын

*Jon's interns.

@howdoyoudo5949

2 ай бұрын

Speaks grams

I was worried at first when Jon got the insanely increased production quality because lots of creators can lean on that and the actual writing and comedy takes a hit but he's just consistently hysterical and uses the set so well

A year after learning that Danny DeVito has a liquor product and I still have no clue why it wasn’t called Danny DeVodka

@bmo14lax

3 жыл бұрын

Because its a limoncello.

@focalpoint._

3 жыл бұрын

@@bmo14lax Danny Delimon

@menphris

3 жыл бұрын

Because it has no vodka in it

@brainyskeletonofdoom7824

3 жыл бұрын

Should have made wine and called it Danny DeVino

@guilhermesfk

3 жыл бұрын

@@brainyskeletonofdoom7824 Absolute fucking legend

Aparently Dan made a sequel to Crystal Head Vodka called “Crystal Head Aurora” and this time it’s FIVE times distilled, filtered 7 times. Truly this man cannot be stopped

@tomemeornottomeme1864

4 жыл бұрын

The year is 2033. The world's first constantly self-distilling vodka hits the market, sending society in a tailspin. Riots break out in the streets and people are killed. Dan Aykroyd cannot be stopped.

@davidrowland902

4 жыл бұрын

@@tomemeornottomeme1864 The year is 2034. Dan Akroyd's Ancient Skull Vodka is so pure, it has melted both the glasses and the distillery itself. The vodka has gained life, reproducing itself. Anyone who touches the vodka is blasted into oblivion. The vodka is God's true form, and They are Cruel.

@tomemeornottomeme1864

4 жыл бұрын

@@davidrowland902 May the Vodka Gods have mercy on our souls in these darkening times.

@TheBrotherGrim

4 жыл бұрын

The year is 2136, the mighty God Emperor Aykroyd-Zuul has conquered nation after nation. His mighty army of death cultists march in his wake, wielding only the sacrament of the self distilling miracle vodka. Those who refuse to partake of its majesty are sacrificed to appease the God Emperor Aykroyd-Zuul, their skulls fashioned in to new vessels for the blessed spirit.

@chrisphil510

4 жыл бұрын

100% BUTTFUCK INSANE

i saw this at Total Wine the last time i was there, and decided to pick it up purely because of this video. i must admit it’s some of the smoothest vodka i’ve ever tasted, and the bottle makes an awesome planter. just fill it with water and put a few pothos trimmings in it. tl;dr: bought it for the meme and was pleasantly surprised

@phoebeaurum7113

Жыл бұрын

Good Ending

@vorpalweapon4814

6 ай бұрын

Lol the bottle has more worth than the Vodka it seems.

I watched the newest ghostbusters movie and I saw Dan aykroyd and I couldn’t help but think about how crazy he is, had me off my ass

@MacIntoshMann

2 жыл бұрын

i liked that stantz owned some sort of wacky antiques emporium and subscribed to the kid’s conspiracy podcast. that was all a very deliberate in-joke by the writers.

@azuretangeson7128

2 жыл бұрын

@@MacIntoshMann Well he did have the occult store in the old movies too if i recall correctly Ray's Occult or something

@Timeward76

Жыл бұрын

@@azuretangeson7128 Ray's Occult Bookstore. He owns it in the comics too.

@moroseloki1912

Жыл бұрын

How does one Ass Off?

@antoniomerette8393

Жыл бұрын

I found it odd that Egon was the one deemed crazy about Gozar returning. I get it was to work with Harold Remis passing away

I’m a senior in high school and my English teacher was lecturing about satire and ethos pathos and logos in Swift’s “A Modest Proposal.” He was showing examples of satire and the methods of persuasion by showing us commercials, and I asked if he knew about Dan Aykroyd’s commercial, and I got him to play it. It started with Dan’s supernatural ramblings, and my teacher asked, “and this is a vodka commercial?” Yep.

@viddykhaos2896

4 жыл бұрын

Is that the writing by Swift where he mentions eating children? As satirical as it was, it certainly freaked me out 🤣 but anyways I think any sensible man would question whether this is even a commercial for alcohol...

@SeruraRenge11

4 жыл бұрын

@@viddykhaos2896 Sorta, he advocated the impoverished irish selling their unwanted children to the english as food. It was satirizing the heartless attitude the english had towards the plight of the poor, starving irish population.

@viddykhaos2896

4 жыл бұрын

@@SeruraRenge11 Okay, yeah I remember now. God, that was a disturbing piece of literature.

@SeruraRenge11

4 жыл бұрын

@@viddykhaos2896 He was an Irish patriot, and was trying to bring to attention the suffering of his people in as blunt a way as possible.

@aboz8649

4 жыл бұрын

Imagine having to be a senior in the year 2020, hope u have a nice graduation I’m AC or CP or whatever the fuck shit elsesjan

As a guy who knows a single Navajo story, I can in fact confirm that Navajo stories make more sense than whatever Dan Ackroyd is saying.

@aboz8649

4 жыл бұрын

As a guy who indeed grew up w Navajo culture, Dan ackeroids is a looney butt fuck of a man, but he’s cool I guess.

@hellothere5843

4 жыл бұрын

I think Dan Ackeryroid's ramblings are 100% buttfuck insane, and I didn't grow up with the Navajo. If that means anything. Probably not.

@gracekim25

4 жыл бұрын

I’m confused

@Aevilbeast

4 жыл бұрын

As someone who isn't Navajo but am Native American and know quite a few Navajo stories...I can say even though they can be quite weird, they definitely do not touch any where near the levels of insanity that Ackyroid is at. I think we can all agree that, that man has went on "spirit walk" in his early years, and has never ever returned.

@NarakunoHana100

4 жыл бұрын

@Spastik no u

I was in the theatre and during the previews dan came on for a psa about covid safety, and beside him he had a bottle of his vodka. Barely in frame, no mention of it, it was just kinda there and it was hilarious

@El_Omar2203

2 жыл бұрын

I need to watch that

@Timeward76

Жыл бұрын

Dan knows what hes doing lmao

I love how his pitch boils down to: "It's not flavoured vodka, it's vodka," as though that makes it worth buying.

2:20 "The crystal head bottle was designed with a pure spirit in mind." a pure spirit in mind.. a pure spirit(vodka) in mind(the skull)

@ethanguest3438

3 жыл бұрын

Clever

@theauiditor9720

3 жыл бұрын

Dan you sneaky bastards

@argnator

3 жыл бұрын

And they say he's retired from comedy

@DTheCritical

3 жыл бұрын

@@theauiditor9720 Its nothing special although I got 3/5 of the skulls (Aurora, black and clear) I filled them with this polish 76% vodka after I finished them

@theauiditor9720

3 жыл бұрын

D I'm just saying it's clever

"Why is it a skull, why is it accurate, why does it matter?" It looks fucking sick bro

@kyrax9462

3 жыл бұрын

And it also ups the price from $23 for a normal bottle to $45 just because of the bottle.

@shadowseek27

3 жыл бұрын

@@kyrax9462 worth

@vernstein3877

3 жыл бұрын

@@kyrax9462 Skull.

@genesis4322

2 жыл бұрын

I would pour out the vodka and use it just to drink water like a badass.

@brendancorey7831

2 жыл бұрын

@@genesis4322 I love skulls and wanna gift it to someone who'd get a laugh

"I wish you put glycol in this, cause I can feel my bones melting." Shit had me rolling!!! Pure gold! 😂😂😂😂

Dan may be crazy but he's the type of crazy you want to have a beer with.

I love the fact that jontron is basically a high production show

@blackheartzerotheundergrou3225

5 жыл бұрын

I like the new direction it's taking. It's going from just talking about Videogames and game-related stuff to "hey, check this crazy shit I found out!"

@theramendutchman

5 жыл бұрын

@@blackheartzerotheundergrou3225 Well that was his attitude with his games to begin with so yeah

@ApolloSniperman

5 жыл бұрын

Better than most Hollywood movies in my opinion

@mysticbrohan4410

4 жыл бұрын

Lol I read it and thought you said he made it and intended it to be for high people to watch. And I'm just like "yeah I do enjoy watching it while I'm high." *Reads again Oh.

@RockyPixel

4 жыл бұрын

Grimm Livingston In your defense, you were probably high.

“Crystal Head vodka would like to geolocate you.” Dan Akroyd: *My goals are beyond your understanding*

@DromolZ

3 жыл бұрын

The Bit Gamer 2 I know this is old but only flash fans get that joke lol

@theMyouknow

3 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of the 7 days abs, with the next step being the 6 days abs whoaooo...amazing. Why not filter that vodka a thousand times, through shit diamonds gold platinum Bill Gates.

@elenessdark2810

3 жыл бұрын

When iread this the scene comes

@nerfnewb7155

3 жыл бұрын

How are the Ghostbusters supposed to show up at your house?

@charliehancock2280

3 жыл бұрын

*aykroyd

I actually went and bought one of the single shot bottles of this! I was completely shocked at how good it tasted. I usually don't like vodka because it's just like isopropyl water, but I took this one straight and it was completely not-terrible. He may be one crazy SOB but he picked a good vodka to out his name on

@chagorith

2 жыл бұрын

weird, I usually drink vodka because it tastes like antiseptic

@wareforcoin5780

2 жыл бұрын

I mean, it _is_ good, which is why it's still around, but that doesn't make this less insane.

@stuff4826

2 жыл бұрын

im just wonder what part of split personality disorder, amnesia, and dependency are good

@gokuxsephiroth4505

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly? you gotta respect the man. Made his name with Ghostbusters, then made a creepy themed vodka and it's a damn good product in a cool looking bottle. Respect

@stuff4826

2 жыл бұрын

@@gokuxsephiroth4505 a. was the last member they cast b. the story of the skulls was debunked and the people charged with fraud. c. vodka, but alcohol in general is the easy way to control masses, destroy your brain, prolong a families multi generational pathology, spend a life compensating for something that only exists in your head, get stabbed in your sleep, or eat out of a garbage can. oh and give up trying to live. d. if you give me half of what you got to say the last part ill take ths down. e. respect is what you lost for yourself the day you bought that bottle. dont go writing about how great that bs just to be able look at yourself. bet you do this all the time wwith a bunch of thing by now. your respect means nothing if you dont respect yourself.

That skit where he went outside into the city always have me in stitches.

Dan Aykroyd: *watches kingdom of the crystal skull* Also Dan Aykroyd: "I'lL tAkE yOuR eNtIrE sToCk"

@Locke3OOO

5 жыл бұрын

Jon Tron: **watches plinkett review**

@theangryaustralian7624

5 жыл бұрын

same comment slightly differed from last Jontron video...oh ur so fucking funny and original

@TheBfutgreg

11 ай бұрын

@@Locke3OOO or RLM in general, this Crystal Skull stuff was in the Ghostbusters 2016 Half in the Bag and you have the later Surviving Edged Weapons featured on BOTW which Jon did a video on....not a bad thing though, creators can "double dip" if the content is different enough, which in Jon's case it is

i like how he went from glycol is a cousin to antifreeze to straight up “other people put antifreeze in their vodka”

@Abawhani

2 жыл бұрын

It’s funny as well because he’s basically just saying that they’re both organic compounds so he might as well say that people put TNT and Meth in Vodka

@Dan-sb2fb

2 жыл бұрын

you can also use alcohol itself as antifreeze lol

@stuff4826

2 жыл бұрын

@@Dan-sb2fb meths good too

@user-rv6ij4ls5t

Жыл бұрын

Man, you won't believe me if I told ya what you can drink instead of alcohol if there isn't any. And antifreeze is just one thing.

@nobodynoone2500

Жыл бұрын

They do tho. Most cheap liquors have all kinds of crap added.

“Perfect time to put up Frosty” - Dan, Christmas with the Kranks.

Jon called the death of late night TV, years ago. Very impressive.

" as a mom I want whats best for my children, so I choose Dan aykroyds crystal vodka with no sweeteners and no added preservatives, just clean healthy vodka"

@billtenth5805

5 жыл бұрын

Dicking ton I would say this quote is clearly from a Russian mother, but, as Jon pointed out, there are no liquor stores that sell the stuff in Russia. (Although... she could probably have the stuff imported)

@MilkCrate801

5 жыл бұрын

@@billtenth5805 no no no its a joke, u know, generic american commercial about a child's snack. :{D

@thegaspoweredjohnnyjohn3972

5 жыл бұрын

Better serve them flex tape too while you're at it

@MilkCrate801

5 жыл бұрын

@@thegaspoweredjohnnyjohn3972 I'll have to make sure that its not GMO, sugar free and has a positive to health, Because being a soccer mom really is hard work, especially when it comes to healthy bodies and strong minds. ;)

Are we just gonna ignore the fact that Newfoundland has a town called “Dildo” and another one near it called “Spread Eagle”

@masterzoroark6664

3 жыл бұрын

The eagle spreads for the didlo

@MAYBEMAYNOTBE2

3 жыл бұрын

What

@marioplumber3378

3 жыл бұрын

@@masterzoroark6664 this is some furry stuff right here.

@abbie_joan

3 жыл бұрын

honestly someone there has a sense of humor

@lzombiechaserl812

3 жыл бұрын

This is why Canada is the best where’s America’s dildo town?

19:02 I love how after all of this, at the very end Jon is just like "It actually is pretty good Vodka tho"

I actually bought this vodka as a joke gift for my friend, we drank it and it is actually amazing 🤣, no fragrance, really smooth and a subtle vanilla aftertaste

@fearanarchy

Жыл бұрын

I drank a different batch then. I hated it. If you are pro-fancy bottle Vodka, find Ocean

You know, no matter how odd Dan is, you gotta give him credit: At least he ain't scamming people with snake-oil like a certain someone we know.

@mguy9676

4 жыл бұрын

@Guiep it's like most other things: Air Jordans for example are just cheaply made sneakers. The price comes from the name. Those bottles are also pretty collectible.

@differentbutsimilar7893

4 жыл бұрын

I would totally buy one just for the bottle. I don't care if it's shit vodka inside. Grab some friends and some coke and spend the night ribbing on Dan Aykroyd. Would make a good conversation piece later, too. Some asks what's up with the skull bottle, and you can tell them all about the weird shit Dan's on. So yeah... kinda worth the $50 imo.

@trequor

4 жыл бұрын

@Guiep It's not a scam, because you get exactly what it says on the box: One 750ml glass skull with 750ml of vodka inside. He doesn't even pretend like it's magical, despite the fact that Dan believes in the real crystal skulls. It's literally just a flashy bottle inspired by the legend. The vodka is pretty decent honestly

@trequor

4 жыл бұрын

@@differentbutsimilar7893 The vodka is high quality in my opinion. It's also literally award winning. Not that i would buy it all the time ($50 is steep), but it's you are getting some value for your money

@space_racc

4 жыл бұрын

@@differentbutsimilar7893 its good vodka, and when done the bottle is fun to carry around my drinks for fun lol

The “Ghost of Late-Night Television” gag is so underrated.

@lvbboi9

3 жыл бұрын

And it ages perfectly

@chadtronic9654

2 жыл бұрын

yeah talk show hosts are annoying.

@mattdekker5693

2 жыл бұрын

what was kimmel saying lol some stupid shit about streamers?

@dubuyajay9964

2 жыл бұрын

@@mattdekker5693 Yup.

@Godzillafan1980

2 жыл бұрын

Conan is gone I'm out

I love how everybody is talking about the glycol but nobody is think about how alcohol in general is anti-freeze? In fact glycole is just another form of ethanol, which is the conventional alcohol everybody knows. Glycole and ethanol have the same effects of making you drunk and the same health risks.

3:48 the way Jon looks at the camera like "are you watching this?" Makes me laugh every time 😂

Jon Tron 10 year challenge- 2009- Makes fun of bad ads, games, and tv shows 2019- has a TV show entrance and a crew of 50,000 people

@MrJoshcc600

5 жыл бұрын

Yup it's not the same channel at all

@philswift1252

5 жыл бұрын

Hydra Jamm I want you to ask that question again, this time with the knowledge that Best Buy has 125,000 employees.

@eobardthawne1430

5 жыл бұрын

Phil Swift so the answer is yes

@Empty-Mask

5 жыл бұрын

@Hydra Jamm no

@elijahclark6040

5 жыл бұрын

@Hydra Jamm lol no, just sarcasm

"Mainly because Dan Aykroyd is 1 0 0 P E R C E N T B UT T- F U C K I N S A N E."

@johndaley6392

5 жыл бұрын

Austin Jones this was definitely my favorite bit

@UnorthodoxIndividual

5 жыл бұрын

Epic

@playerstation3544

5 жыл бұрын

3:18

@WizardHowl81

5 жыл бұрын

literally my favorite part

@lavatacoburrito9410

5 жыл бұрын

It sounds like he's saying "Sane" instead of "Insane" tho.

"There's gotta some other Ghostbusters I can call right?" *Remembers the remake* "On second thought, Dan will do."

i don't think any youtube videos have the same kind of rewatchability that jontron videos have. i frequently rewatch the last 6+ years of jontron videos

Can we just appreciate the beyond fucked, bass boosted nightmare version of the ghost busters theme as jon waterboards a cut out of Dan Aykroyd

@ootfan7882

2 жыл бұрын

*VODKABOARDS*

@patrickhenry8637

2 жыл бұрын

Indeed.

@stuff4826

2 жыл бұрын

@@ootfan7882 VADKA, throw yuh in the riva

@MforMovesets

2 жыл бұрын

In that scene that's straight ripped off from Plinkett Reviews?

@MHurley21

2 жыл бұрын

@@MforMovesets Seems closer to an homage than a ripoff, unless Harry Plinket also filtered vodka through a cardboard standee of Dan Aykroyd

In 60 seconds, Dan casually discussed manifestation of will, apparitions, alien sightings and astral projection like he was just discussing the weather.

@milo_south3670

Жыл бұрын

Well on Tuesday we are going to experience some alien rainfall, with some ghost ectoplasm. However tonight we will be having some glass vodka snow.

@ShrexyGuy

Жыл бұрын

And that's why he's awesome on Rogan lol

@ahanson3208

6 ай бұрын

I really thought the twilight theme was gonna play at the end 😂

I tried it. Very good if not the best for the price. And the bottle is remarkably detailed, by the way. It's like anatomically correct.

@brandoncox2828

2 жыл бұрын

From a Russian user confirmed. Ayyyy hell yeah I was looking to see if anyone had tried it I'll have to pick up a bottle sometime

@user-rd3rf3ft8e

2 жыл бұрын

@@brandoncox2828 I'm Latvian tho. I doubt they have it in Russia nowadays :[

Why is every line that Jon says, an instant meme 😆

@thebadbatchgaming918

Жыл бұрын

Because he is the memes

@souler__

2 ай бұрын

It's a snowball. His writers know what kind of things would probably be used as gif reactions etc, which is easy to make widespread when you start with a popular show that's gonna make the line recognizable and therefore relatable, and Jon knows how to emphasize/exaggerate lines so they plant the seed in your brain to want to start using it as a meme. It's a product.

Can't wait for soulja vodka

@jamzilla960

5 жыл бұрын

its gonna be water with fluoride in it.

@factahhh

5 жыл бұрын

Skullja vodka

@monadoboy9670

5 жыл бұрын

It's just the crystal skull again but with DNL in it

@Shoeless598

5 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@melnewdemon4873

5 жыл бұрын

It'll be tap water stolen from nintendo

I was honestly not prepared for the amount of lore behind this vodka

@FlootBighill

5 жыл бұрын

Same. I was completely speechless.

@joshuacr

4 жыл бұрын

I was shocked at all of that said and he wasn't drunk at all. I was stunned that he could improve his level of batshit crazy.

So today I went and bought a bottle of this stuff and while the taste is definitely a quality vodka I would like to point out to Dan that the bottle that was made with such "quality and complexity" has a clearly visible line marking where the mold it was made in connected. My qualifications for knowing that it is made in a mold is that I am a third generation antique dealer and spent the majority of my childhood with my father and grandfather at flea markets and garage sales picking over and evaluating items, particularly glassware.

Colbert saying ‘I’m pumped to see Solo’ is still funny after all these years

I'm no scientist or geologist, but pretty sure diamonds don't filter anything, they're just shiny rocks. You poured vodka over shiny rocks and then sold it to people, Dan you be crazy.

@madmehr

3 жыл бұрын

I only drink stuff that touch diamonds

@Nantosuelta

3 жыл бұрын

its not even real diamonds. Its quartz crystal. So they basically just poured it over some rocks

@kdawg0023

3 жыл бұрын

@@Nantosuelta *googles it* I mean, you're right. But, they are exceptionally rare rocks. No joke. They're only found in three or four places in the world.

@megajeremy5616

3 жыл бұрын

I mean.... coal filtering is a thing... and so is sand filtering. . Wouldn't be surprised if filtering through diamonds (albeit fake diamonds) had some filtering effect

@aidanmatthewgalea7761

3 жыл бұрын

ah yes let me filter potato alcohol through dental drill heads

Dan Aykroyd: "It has no glycol." Larry King: *"Why in the hell did I invite this man on my show?"*

@kylehodges3251

4 жыл бұрын

CYGNIUS here is a reply just for you after 1.3k likes

@n3v3rg01ngback

4 жыл бұрын

CYGNIUS Start of the ruination...

@Johnny-tq9no

4 жыл бұрын

CYGNIUS why tf does Larry even have a show

This man’s jokes are so fucking good.

"A symbol of life" _definitely fits a skull_

@roboturtle214

5 жыл бұрын

Well, circle of life. Circle of death. Because....you know...

@Caledon91

5 жыл бұрын

I know skulls are often associated with death, but a skull also protects your brain and thus keeps you alive.

@lordtachanka903

5 жыл бұрын

kremit the frog technically since we *are* our brains, our life is inside our skull brooooo

@marlon.8051

5 жыл бұрын

Are you the new justin y.

@GAMINGFREAK34

5 жыл бұрын

Are u the new Justin Y

the production value is higher than youtube red shows

@benjaminbustamante7924

5 жыл бұрын

Y e s

@howdoibeatthis304

5 жыл бұрын

Thats because they arent looking to make high quality content

@sirswagabadha4896

5 жыл бұрын

I saw the intro and realized "hey, this is better than half the cartoons I watched as a kid". Glad to see youtubers are a genuine form of entertainment at this point and not just a side gig

Jon is the only youtuber I come back to YEARS after making these and watch them over and over. The comedy really just is timeless. My favorite youtuber.

Johns cough at 10:10 sounds exactly like one of those old timey car horns.

"Dan came up with the idea to filter the vodka through diamonds" *Uses Herkimer, a known fake diamond* ...I... what joke do I make about that that it doesn't make itself?

@indigoon9635

3 жыл бұрын

Some jokes just make themselves

@notinspectorgadget

3 жыл бұрын

he's a comedic genius, that don aykroyd. a disturbed, unstable, genius.

@ripurutheman4082

3 жыл бұрын

It may not be a diamond, but it is very rare. It's found in only 2 or 3 places, which technically makes it better than a diamond.

@sabbathb6548

3 жыл бұрын

I guess dust off a relic of a joke with the phony guy from Family Guy.

@donovanblackwelder4301

3 жыл бұрын

"There comes a time when something is such comedic gold that even a comedian can't make use of it. It's rare, but this is one of those times."

“What is this, two guys from Minecraft f*cking?” - Jontron, 2019

@quitreadingth1s4

4 жыл бұрын

I died

@markaleman4419

4 жыл бұрын

Looks more like North Korean Roblox Figure fucking

@AsdfAsdf-mi6ks

4 жыл бұрын

CommonToxicKilla 69 ??? When did he say thst

@nobodyreally9799

4 жыл бұрын

@@AsdfAsdf-mi6ks 21:59 I believe

@AsdfAsdf-mi6ks

4 жыл бұрын

@@nobodyreally9799 hah

Ok but it's actually a damn good tasting vodka! Very smooth and lovely to drink on its own

It took me 4 years to notice the distorted beat when he is pouring the vodka over dan is the ghostbusters theme

Can't wait till Jon releases his own Vodka, the Soulja Crystal Flex Skull.

@usvplaylist8758

5 жыл бұрын

Did he even receive the one he purchase online since the soulja boi game was pull out

@Whatnoticus

5 жыл бұрын

To show you the power of our vodka, i sawed this skull in half!

@troglodyte1378

5 жыл бұрын

.....in a can *he's just a kid with a dream*

@madengineerkyouma

5 жыл бұрын

Perfect for children with no necks!

@nightmare-nightmarenightma1147

5 жыл бұрын

@The Dude yes

The bottles are child skull sized: I guess sweatshop workers have more than one use.

@theponydalek7923

4 жыл бұрын

I don't even get a full sized skull, bloody rip off

@thomaslavitola7789

4 жыл бұрын

Haa! Nice

@lazyliongames5858

3 жыл бұрын

Wait, that's illegal

@ASteadyForce

3 жыл бұрын

*Reduce, Re-use, Recycle*

@skullkidcarnage9172

3 жыл бұрын

@@lazyliongames5858 not in japan

At 3:47 that smile that slowly stretches across his face is priceless. 😆

I wanna start a vodka company where to slogan is; Its just Vodka.

Oh, man. Coming back to this and hearing "That's why Larry King survived for this long" made me sad. RIP Mr.King

@alexiscarmel4082

3 жыл бұрын

WHY AM I ONLY FINDING THIS OUT FROM YOUR COMMENT WHAT THE FUCK

@D-Vinko

3 жыл бұрын

Jon jinxed it, just like the notre dame joke the same day hours before notre dame burned down

@klein2042

3 жыл бұрын

*That one didn’t age quite so well.*

@mortalsno4086

3 жыл бұрын

He shouldn't have gone for the second round of vodka

@dubuyajay9964

3 жыл бұрын

Pour one out for him, Skeletor. 😢💀☠🍸

7:42 You bought that $2,000 gnome after drinking the vodka didn’t you Jon.

@griffinschlosser1294

5 жыл бұрын

No, he was smoking a beer.

@simonscare2200

5 жыл бұрын

No he was smoking a beer

@Schweat

4 жыл бұрын

*he was actually beering a smoke*

@lemoncardboard4877

4 жыл бұрын

He was drinking a cigarette

@beamwomamam

4 жыл бұрын

BromanderInChief nah he was *smokin champagne*

4:36 “my source is rhat I made it the fuck up.”

17:49 I came back here now, 3 years later, just for Larry King's double take and Jon's reaction to it, and how he pointed out Larry waiting for Dan to drink the vodka first. GOLD

@stuff4826

2 жыл бұрын

never thought id see anyone pitching on larry king, let alone alchole. wonder what dan did for him back in the day to get in favor like that.

@BruceGordonGamer

Жыл бұрын

@@stuff4826 @ 14:27 lol

So I need to formally thank you for this video Mr Tron. When I first watched it a few months ago when it first was uploaded I watched it and laughed my ass off at least 20 times. But around the 21st view I decided to do a bit of. Research to The claim of glycol in vodka being added for certain reasons. And I found out it’s an additive and preservative that’s useful in preserving ethanol products (alcohol) Jump forward to this week, I’m working on a final project for my separations class which centers around ethanol distillation. My group has no idea how to get around this issue of concentrating the ethanol beyond 95%. And a crystal skull shaped lightbulb goes off in my head. Glycol actually turns out to be a perfect solvent for our situation. So thank you for indirectly helping me pass my final project. I have also indirectly thanked mr aykroyd by buying a bottle of his overpriced skull juice

@easye4329

5 жыл бұрын

jadresa94 We need Jon in our lives. And Glycol out of our vodka.

@malachiatkinson7245

5 жыл бұрын

This is truly beautiful. Also, thank you for providing me with what may be my new favorite phrase, "overpriced skull juice."

@easye4329

5 жыл бұрын

Cletus Motou I mean no one tells you this in school but vodka is fermented potato juice, kinda like wine is to grape juice. And it’s like 50$ plus tax where I live which in a college town is about $37.50 more than most people are willing to pay for a fifth of vodka 😅

@malachiatkinson7245

5 жыл бұрын

@@easye4329 Thank you for the insight. I don't ever plan on touching alcohol for personal reasons, but if I need a quick buck, I now know proper college vodka etiquette. (Add that to the ever-increasing list of sentences I'm probably the first person to ever say.)

@855SuperMario

5 жыл бұрын

Of all the things that didn't happen, this didn't happen the most.

I'm about 90% sure Dan DID mean filtered through actual diamonds, but his sane business partner homebrewed a way they could *technically* do what he wanted that was also like...actually doable.

@Timeward76

Жыл бұрын

With how into the paranormal Dan is, I'd also not be surprised if his idea for diamond filtering was to remove paranormal impurities. He HAS to know filtering it through diamonds doesnt do anything chemicaly.

@tylerk3616

Жыл бұрын

Removes 99.9% of unwanted, pesky ectoplasm

@SM-lg4tw

5 ай бұрын

@@Timeward76 the official website for the product on the FAQ page basically says "why filter through diamonds? we don't know, but people in blind taste tests said it tasted better when filtered through diamonds"

Phil's voice is quadruple distilled.

Well, this is funny. This christmas, my mom actually gave my dad one of those weird skull vodka glasses.

i would literally never buy a single other alcoholic beverage if i could buy a danny devito head vodka

@wolffire5421

5 жыл бұрын

Me too

@cinemacola6398

5 жыл бұрын

I want it to be a thing so badly.

@elbertspieker1836

5 жыл бұрын

Personally, I'd feel a bit uncomfortable seeing Danny DeVito's head on my shelf.

@SuperLbptutorials

5 жыл бұрын

I wanna get this please...

@abethepunk

5 жыл бұрын

We need to start a petition.

A third Jontron video in 1 month? Truly, we have been blessed.

@Starius2

5 жыл бұрын

You see the outline of his penis in this vid too!

@dingusmingus1736

5 жыл бұрын

lets just leave him to think about what he said

There is gamer girl bath water, but then there is Dan Aykroyd crystal head vodka

"On second thought, Dan'll do" i love this gag

It is a cool bottle though. Totally not biased.

@dorudanieldumitrescu3004

5 жыл бұрын

I see, I have prostate cancer!

@Lucidopherus

5 жыл бұрын

YOUVE BEEN BAMBOOZLED BY THE BAMBOOZLER

@---rm2gw

5 жыл бұрын

look into shiver vodka. you might learn some things about Dan Aykroyd. Quite the rabbit hole.

@MisterBones2910

5 жыл бұрын

same

@HeilRay

5 жыл бұрын

Spook Skellington You look ready for swim suit season. What’s your workout routine?

i love the effort you've been putting into your sets. solid quality man

@justsomeguy144

5 жыл бұрын

White diamond in a nutshell 13:17

@jordanluck9942

5 жыл бұрын

I know right XD

@SeductiveSushi

5 жыл бұрын

Keep the 666 likes because dan problably thinks you’re possessed by the vodka devil

@Warmaka

4 жыл бұрын

WHERE DID HE FIND AN ABANDONED HOUSE AND HOW DID HE TURN IT INTO A METHLAB. Or something, I didn't pay too much attention to the plot of the joke.

@darrelladams4232

4 жыл бұрын

I mean look at the set of New York it must have cost a lot.

_"It's a fucking supernatural slot machine, with Dan Aykroyd"_ -Jontron, 2019

bloody love jon, ive watched all his videos countless time but still laugh at all his jokes.

*Gets GhostBusters 2016 Flashbacks* *oN sEcOnD ThOuGhT... DAN WiLŁ Do*

@aliwahab1255

5 жыл бұрын

I love that they did that

@adamhenry6793

5 жыл бұрын

*T H E P O W E R O F P A I N C O M P E L S Y O U*

The lore behind that crystal skull vodka is greater than the entirety of Dark Souls.

@yoursexualizedgrandparents6929

5 жыл бұрын

Deepest of *LORE.*

@stapuft

5 жыл бұрын

Are you high?

@comradestarbucks2726

5 жыл бұрын

Crystal head is the dark souls of vodka.

@souler__

2 ай бұрын

It's greater than series that has no lore? What a feat!

Please don't ever stop making videos! I can rewatch your videos over and over again and still laugh!

10:59 "Dan... 😀 What the *actual fuck* did you just say to me right now?" Its these little clips and commentary that fucking kill me 😂 I love your videos, humor, the shit you say Jon! You always make me laugh so much, even with having rewatched episodes 5 to 10 times over 🤣🤣🤣 Like in the Dr. Ho back brace video when he's saying the patients tell him they're not getting back pain relief and Jon says *"Its really not my fucking problem"* with that hilarious grin and smooth voice 🤣 One of my top 3 youtubers ever is JonTron, thank you for all the laughs Jon! ❤️

Holy shit three uploads all within a year

@CordovanSplotchVT

5 жыл бұрын

Which year?

@tituskutzler8485

5 жыл бұрын

Error CE-34878-0 @

@Redblaze27

5 жыл бұрын

@@CordovanSplotchVT I think he means within the span of 12 months, not a literal year.

@lumps17

5 жыл бұрын

oof

@cakemiller6141

5 жыл бұрын

2091 😐

I would buy a bottle of Danny DeVodka in a glass replica of his head.

@bosniaforever

5 жыл бұрын

Danny DeLiverFailure

@Shapes_Quality_Control

5 жыл бұрын

Actually Limoncello is a really good after diner liquor. You should totally try it. It’s delicious.

@Aromanidae

5 жыл бұрын

It would look really nice next to my Danny DeVito cutout

@MrStupidfresh1

5 жыл бұрын

Hell yeah I’d buy that

@notsure1969

5 жыл бұрын

I can hook that up for you.

As a ghost, this was a fun watch. I'll never get tired of Jontron content, and don't worry, when he dies I'll see to it that he keeps getting content put up. I gotchu, homies. :)

I’ve watched this video four times and still laugh out loud. A true JonTron classic.

Calls dan insane, proceeds to pour entire bottle of vodka over a cardboard cutout of Dan that is handcuffed to a furnace while distorted ghostbusters theme plays in the background.

@stefanalber3463

5 жыл бұрын

Weeell it`s possible that that was just water and he poured the vodka into a bowl with tampons and proceeded to stuff them into his asshole, dying of alcohol poisoning mere minutes after he uploading the video. idk tho

@Trazgazm

5 жыл бұрын

Was probably water.