"I'm actually a *Russian* operative, from *Kiev* " Notice anything fishy with that sentence?

@kellynolen498

Жыл бұрын

must be an old soviet era spy

@mew2.025

Жыл бұрын

A little fishier now.

I am from Nebraska, and the corn joke was a fair shot, cause sweet corn is fucking delicious, but I think you have us confused with Wisconsin For the accent. We really don’t have much of an accent it’s why we have all the call centers

Skitten (being a nerd): "He had too much polyjuice potion." Chavezz: *underatanding the joke, stares at her judgingly* Me: "But if he understood the joke, then he is a nerd as well. So he should chill."

@alexandrapedersen829

Ай бұрын

A real "girl, what were _you_ doing at the devil's sacrament" moment.

I HAVE LLAMA CHRISTMAS TIGHTS. WE ARE VIBIN!!!!

"Well I got my daily dose of adrenaline" 🤣🤣🤣

Merry Christmas chavezz have a wonderful one

Bruh, the concrete slab falling, I thought the dude was as good as dead. Curse my browsing of reddit's fucked up subs. Edit: happy holidays, that one dude got one hell of a Christmas/Hannukah present.

that be impossible, cause you cant be any more beautiful people

Merry Christmas everybody❤️🎄

@tigervalley62

3 жыл бұрын

To you too😁👍🏼🎄🎀🎉🎅🤶

@Mike.325

3 жыл бұрын

@@tigervalley62 thx man❤️❤️❤️

he did a yearly dose of internet

Yall are so beautifully intelligent and so incredibly dumb😂😂😂I love people like yall. So down to earth man fr.

4:18 Is beautiful

Random fact: While Voyager 2 has left the planetary part of our solar system. It won't leave the outer most reaches of it, the 'Oort Cloud', for another 30,000 years; it won't even enter that region for another 300 years.

Voyager 2 is the probe we sent out with the golden plate with artwork and recordings and stuff, just in case some alien civilization finds it in like a billion years. It even has a star chart with directions to Earth.

Skitten, you've just exacerbated an international crisis; Kiev is the capital of Ukraine. And they don't much care for being called Russian.

Skitten really just said she’s a Russian Operative from Kiev, which is a city in UKRAINE!

@mew2.025

Жыл бұрын

That statement is a little more ominous now.

What a coincidence, my Racist Ex-Grandmother Pam used to vacuum us Brown Cousinz before she'd let us enter our Grandpa's house...

Happy holidays guys love you both

Happy holimas

Y'all can't forget how heavy snow is, it doesn't care about your feeling😂

MaryChristmas to my favorite KZread couple. 👍

🎄 Merry Christmas Chavez and Skitten 🎄

4:48 😂😂😂thank you skittin🙏🏾 Chavez is uncultured in the dark arts

Unfun fact: Benjamin, the last Tasmanian tiger, died from neglect and was reportedly thrown in the trash.

I'm pretty sure that cat is just being weird. And I love it

damn i’ve never been this early. merry christmas y’all

Merry Christmas Chavezz and Skitten!

XD laughing so hard at the end of the video Chavezz is so funny

Imagine being slapped by that man at full force

16:32 I don't always agree with you but with this, I 100% agree with you.

15:10... Wasn't it like 2 or 3 years ago when the White Rhinos went instinct? I think the last one died of old age or something?

Mixing Russian Operative with Kyiv didn't age well XD

Am I the only one that notices Smitten's head floating?

I literally got a vacuum commercial as Chavez and Skitten were talking about vacuuming hair lol

8:16 okay I know skitten have saids a lot of weird things in her KZread videos, but I just need to know. How the Hell, do you *Wake up Dead!*

Imagine a flock of thousands of pigeons and seagulls descending upon that bread.

Merry Christmas Eve everyone.

@Mike.325

3 жыл бұрын

Merry Christmas to you too bro❤️❤️❤️

Can confirm on base haircuts have vacuums attached to clippers

I’m the 360th like. Let’s get 4 more so 2021 can be better

7:05 it’s the real wreck it Ralph lol

8:14 When you realize the projection says $5

An easy way to tell alpaca and llamas apart is their ears and face. Alpacas have shorter features, a smaller muzzle and smaller ears. Llamas have larger muzzles and some banana ass ears.

The first two minutes of the video, I'm shocked beyond compare. HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE!! Hope y'all are keeping safe. 🎅⛄💝🎄🤗

I hope Voyager 2 is chilling with the aliens and they better be treating it right.

Chavezz is the ultimate Wacky Wavy Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man!

I'm from Nebraska and I can say we don't talk like that at all.........but I wont deny the corn love

What Chavez's beard was CGI the whole time, what if he's still naked faced

@14:30 Opposite bias for me. I used to think that vacuum clippers were common. Grew up just outside of Fort Bragg. Had plenty of Korean-owned barbershops. Always got the number 1 skin-length cut. for like $7-$10. Until i moved out, I went all throughout childhood to mid 20's NOT knowing i had *DAT GUD HURR* for w a v e s.

Snow's heavy, you never know

Happy holidays everyone

Merry Christmas Chavezz but pleeeease can I have the name of the intrumental you've been using??

Nice vid

Floating Skitten head, neat

Fun fact about raccoons their was an experiment that taught them how to pick lock doors

7:00 It's the guy who stole Doofenschmirtz's girl!

Wow skitten is a floating head

6:50 you know what they say big hands big D

Y'all should react to some battle rap.

I just beat the darksiders trilogy yesterday, gotta play Genesis soon 👌🏻

Little disappointed they didn't show the Tasmanian tiger opening its jaw would have love to see your guys reaction to how wide they can open it

I watched the incredible Dr pol on the discovery channel and found out that alpacas do spit too unfortunately

@vaporean_boylove.0w083

3 жыл бұрын

It's not just spitting.... It regurgitated food being yeeted at you.

DeepFakeSkittenSlovakia coming soon

I also have a dog named Zeus

Skitten "I'm a Russian operative, from kyiv. Well, there's russian operatives in kyiv now

You cannot tell me that the guys arms, that are huge in comparison to the rest of his body, it’s due to some sort of condition. They just haven’t discovered it yet :P

A fifth of my country is below sea level next to the sea

@tigervalley62

3 жыл бұрын

Mine too

@TheMarkvanes

3 жыл бұрын

@@tigervalley62 Nederlander?

@tigervalley62

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheMarkvanes: Ja ;-)

@TheMarkvanes

3 жыл бұрын

Wat anders...haha

@blakecacini8016

Жыл бұрын

Effects of climate change: Zeeland becomes Bikini Bottom

I've seen men bounce their pecs before, but I've never seen them _roll_ them!

5:22 I'm from Nebraska

Read the title as "Daily Dose of Holy Sh*t " lmao 🤣

@WillShakes423

3 жыл бұрын

Well, there was a "Holy Sh*t" moment at the start, so you were *technically* correct.

@ZKRiot

3 жыл бұрын

@@WillShakes423 True, true🤣😂

Actually with dandruff it's the opposite of what you said. Dandruff is caused by a fungus that thrives on oily skin.

Some cats have opinions🧐😺✊🏼

Merry Christmas bitches! Chavezz and Skitten have a very merry Christmas 🎄🎁 Fuck 2020 I’m ready to head out this bitch

6:12 fuckin kryptonite

Do one but with the voice edited out.

They both will spit on you

Daily dose of Internet got tested for covid-19 pray for him

Jsut find a hour compilation of him and stop it whenever y’all feel💁🏿‍♀️

Wait are we overdosing on internet? We just watched like 3 daily doses.

Hey I don't mean to alarm you guys... but the program appears to be self aware!

You should react to scp 2846 and scp 3700 by dr bob with skitten they are really good

Yeet

Don’t hit dogs they are like people and if you abuse them they will abuse others.

Merry Christmas/honicca/whatever the fuck ur celebrating. Sorry if I spelt the Jewish holiday wrong, I don't often refer to it.

first comment, this is new

Abolish DST for Potatos sake

kiev is ukraine...

Why did u cheat on chavez

60th or 61st comment

OK, I love you guys, but Skitten's upper body blocking most of video kinda killed this for me.