Criminals Who Stormed the Capitol are Incriminating Themselves All Over Social Media

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We celebrate the 18th anniversary of our show, and Jimmy talks about the first Biden and Trump jokes he ever told on the show, federal investigators tracking down the criminals who stormed the capitol three weeks ago, an alarming new warning from Apple, the MyPillow guy Mike Lindell getting kicked off Twitter for spreading misinformation, former Ambassador to the UN Nikki Haley commenting on the impeachment of Donald Trump, a new ad for Sarah Huckabee Sanders’ run for Governor of Arkansas, our Unintentional Joke of the Day starring VP Kamala Harris, the fate of Donald Trump’s Diet Coke button from the White House, and we revisit an old bit we did about Joe Biden that someone on Reddit claimed we took down as part of a conspiracy.
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  • @carmenm9068
    @carmenm90683 жыл бұрын

    Love the girl who's been tracking down insurgents via a dating app. Thanking her for her service!

  • @tatiana4446

    @tatiana4446

    3 жыл бұрын

    Now THAT'S patriotism!

  • @adeleweiss8130

    @adeleweiss8130

    3 жыл бұрын

    That made me laugh too.

  • @candicemonique5927

    @candicemonique5927

    3 жыл бұрын

    I thought that was hilarious. 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @abelis644

    @abelis644

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@candicemonique5927 We women are so funny and smart, those losers never knew what hit them... PRICELESS!!!😅😅😅

  • @muhchung

    @muhchung

    3 жыл бұрын

    Pure genius.

  • @yorkbizz
    @yorkbizz3 жыл бұрын

    Why should we give him a break? He didn't give us a break for almost 5 years. And we didn't break the law.

  • @robinjackson7882

    @robinjackson7882

    3 жыл бұрын

    Nor did we start an insurrection

  • @DavZeugme
    @DavZeugme3 жыл бұрын

    "When they pil-low, we pill-high" was underappreciated. I'm using that dad-joke until my last day.

  • @davidstill754
    @davidstill7543 жыл бұрын

    Congratulations on 18 years!! You've been honest and steadfast and the type of comic release the country needs and enjoys. Johnny Carson and Jay Leno set a pretty high bar for late night comedy acts to follow and I think you belong in that club as well. Thanks for doing what you do

  • @stephluvsdave
    @stephluvsdave3 жыл бұрын

    To the person who changed her dating profile to catch the criminals that stormed the capital...not all heroes wear capes. ❤️

  • @Aya_Brea1998

    @Aya_Brea1998

    3 жыл бұрын

    Actually no heroes wear capes unless you're 5 years old or ride the short bus. Most heroes like SEAL team six that put a bullet in Bin Laden's head or D-day WW2 wear submachine guns and grenade launchers.

  • @faithfulgrl

    @faithfulgrl

    3 жыл бұрын

    Now THAT Is 🦅 Patriotism! 🇺🇸📜

  • @thewarriors3048

    @thewarriors3048

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Aya_Brea1998 I bet you're fun at parties

  • @tundrawomansays5067

    @tundrawomansays5067

    3 жыл бұрын

    No, some of them just charge them: Helll-oooooo Insurrection Indiscretion.

  • @fhvxdhbx1775

    @fhvxdhbx1775

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Aya_Brea1998 were they heroes or war criminals it’s all subjective some believe both sides where wrong and America can get away with what they want

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage3 жыл бұрын

    Ah yes.. the 'Law and Order' party is screaming that we shouldn't uphold the law when it's one of their guys. Sounds about right.

  • @tuyenle8107

    @tuyenle8107

    3 жыл бұрын

    Trump 4ever 😍😝

  • @THINJIMI

    @THINJIMI

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@tuyenle8107 - Forever a loser.

  • @northernpunx1978

    @northernpunx1978

    3 жыл бұрын

    Their so vile I feel like puking whenever they lie which is constant. The world needs these criminals deported to Mars.

  • @18Hongo

    @18Hongo

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@northernpunx1978 That seems unfair to Mars. Martians are gonna be sitting there like "these earthlings are NOT sending us their best people!".

  • @hockey1freak

    @hockey1freak

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@18Hongo Not fair to Jimmy's arch enemy either.

  • @shakejones
    @shakejones3 жыл бұрын

    Congratulations Jimmy and the crew!!! you guys rock! thank you for 18 years of good fun and laughs! much love from the Isle of Manhattan!

  • @MarciaAguiarmutts
    @MarciaAguiarmutts3 жыл бұрын

    It's amazing how Jimmy Kimmel looks much younger now than in 2004. That haircut and those sideburns truly added some years on him.

  • @Benz5469
    @Benz54693 жыл бұрын

    It still baffles me how much better Jimmy looks now compared to when the show first started. Age definitely did him well.

  • @MarcosElMalo2

    @MarcosElMalo2

    3 жыл бұрын

    It took over two decades to remove the faint scent of Adam Carolla.

  • @mandywathen7847

    @mandywathen7847

    3 жыл бұрын

    I was thinking the exact same thing... He definitely looks better now.

  • @KittySnicker
    @KittySnicker3 жыл бұрын

    “Just wanted to incriminate myself a little.” Mission accomplished!

  • @Andrew-ih2gz

    @Andrew-ih2gz

    3 жыл бұрын

    Read that in George Bush's voice.

  • @9thwardslim2105

    @9thwardslim2105

    3 жыл бұрын

    The election is four years from now😂

  • @wvrjl

    @wvrjl

    3 жыл бұрын

    But it's not the first self incrimination. A lot of thieves, and other criminals have done this.

  • @Alwaysroses1

    @Alwaysroses1

    3 жыл бұрын

    Seriously, what a group of STUPID, dangerous, people, just like their supreme leader.

  • @todd3205
    @todd32053 жыл бұрын

    We would like to thank you for what you have done for America these last 5 years, Mr. Kimmel.

  • @choosumfat
    @choosumfat3 жыл бұрын

    Dang, i can't believe how much better Jimmy looks now vs then

  • @mamababycats
    @mamababycats3 жыл бұрын

    The woman using dating app to find these criminals is a genius and should be considered a great activist 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @skeletorlongbottom

    @skeletorlongbottom

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, it won't be long before she'll be sewing little stars on the clothes of Trump supporters and telling them "work makes you free".

  • @krisfrederick5001

    @krisfrederick5001

    3 жыл бұрын

    That is brilliant and hilarious.

  • @whynottalklikeapirat

    @whynottalklikeapirat

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@skeletorlongbottom Your love of the halflings longbottom leaf has clearly slowed your mind

  • @mattjohnston2

    @mattjohnston2

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, I thought this was great too! lol

  • @everwhat013

    @everwhat013

    3 жыл бұрын

    fbi gonna recruit her

  • @nidhinarendra3728
    @nidhinarendra37283 жыл бұрын

    Jimmy is aging like fine wine. Just like Steve Carrell

  • @a.j.9115

    @a.j.9115

    3 жыл бұрын

    Better than IMO 😂

  • @TheMeloettaful

    @TheMeloettaful

    3 жыл бұрын

    I was just thinking the same thing lol 😂! He looks so much better than he did in 2004! Aging like fine wine indeed 😘💕!

  • @fishrgirl5980

    @fishrgirl5980

    3 жыл бұрын

    I agree!👍i like facial hair on men, as long as it's clean! & not scraggly.😂or spotty.

  • @Dan__W
    @Dan__W3 жыл бұрын

    Bigfoot scribbling on some documents was gold. 🤣🤣

  • @SaadTheLegend
    @SaadTheLegend3 жыл бұрын

    "Stupidity isn't a virus, but it sure is spreading like one." - Sandy Cheeks

  • @lw3269
    @lw32693 жыл бұрын

    Props to the Airbnb host. Can't stop laughing at that one.

  • @waryaawariiri1812

    @waryaawariiri1812

    3 жыл бұрын

    Someone should post the direct link.

  • @JDMimeTHEFIRST

    @JDMimeTHEFIRST

    3 жыл бұрын

    People need to check Facebook before renting out. If they’re on Facebook, don’t rent to them. 😄. Unless you like people who repost white supremacist blogs from their mom’s basement or who are trying to convince the world they AREN’T getting a divorce.

  • @kerensabirch5214
    @kerensabirch52143 жыл бұрын

    To be fair, when the country is running along relatively smoothly, not everyone is that interested in politics or who's currently in government. I'm Australian and could not tell you who our Deputy Prime Minister is right now. I actually know way more about American politics than our own, thanks to Trump and his corrupt family and administration.

  • @joesix-pack4022

    @joesix-pack4022

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ignorance is nothing to boast about, Kerensa. You SHOULD know who's running the country. BTW, the deputy PM is a complete moron named Michael McCormack.

  • @blackjack4681

    @blackjack4681

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@joesix-pack4022 Sounding a bit arrogant there, mate.

  • @anderjpoo

    @anderjpoo

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@joesix-pack4022Well said

  • @gmun2248

    @gmun2248

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@blackjack4681 You're siding with 'assistant president/ movie star/ terrorist' over 'we should all know who is running our country' with that comment. Arrogance is not the opposite of ignorance.

  • @joesix-pack4022

    @joesix-pack4022

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@blackjack4681 Not at all. She said everything's going just great in Australia, with our right-wing government, when it is NOT! Then she says she pays so little attention she doesn't even know who the Deputy PM is. And his name was all over the papers a week or two ago for some stupid comments he made.

  • @torryjobe6244
    @torryjobe62443 жыл бұрын

    Jimmy definitely had a "glow up" stage later in life. Love it.

  • @SundanceWolf
    @SundanceWolf3 жыл бұрын

    A politician only has to say "'god bless" and suddenly everyone loses their critical thinking. Omg they said God! Must blindly follow them!

  • @derekmetcalf7657U.S.A

    @derekmetcalf7657U.S.A

    3 жыл бұрын

    Who's the "Politician"?

  • @evad520
    @evad5203 жыл бұрын

    "They didn't have a trial in the House". Someone might want to explain to her what impeachment is.

  • @jkap34

    @jkap34

    3 жыл бұрын

    You missed a "y" in your original post. I understood what you meant, but there will be someone who doesn't.

  • @tarrynlea

    @tarrynlea

    3 жыл бұрын

    Think she meant committee hearings. But those aren't a requirement. Bet she didn't complain when the GOP blocked the previous impeachment from having any witness testimony though...

  • @lovemoviesful2

    @lovemoviesful2

    3 жыл бұрын

    She one of those Trump cult, so don't expect her to know much about anything outside of Trump.

  • @olefella7561
    @olefella75613 жыл бұрын

    "When stupidity is considered patriotism, it is unsafe to be intelligent." - Isaac Asimov

  • @supremelyeducated3273

    @supremelyeducated3273

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ha ha ha.

  • @thykingdomcome7238

    @thykingdomcome7238

    3 жыл бұрын

    He he he!

  • @ms.gregoria2249

    @ms.gregoria2249

    3 жыл бұрын

    Agree

  • @mikedbigame3398

    @mikedbigame3398

    3 жыл бұрын

    Being intelligent has been demonized.

  • @danielwhyatt3278

    @danielwhyatt3278

    3 жыл бұрын

    Agreed. He sure was right.

  • @jmibarbia14
    @jmibarbia143 жыл бұрын

    Happy anniversary to Jimmy and his crew!!! 💖

  • @tylerjakes6674

    @tylerjakes6674

    3 жыл бұрын

    How are you doing??? Hope you and your family are safe??

  • @untermench3502
    @untermench35023 жыл бұрын

    The last line of Maximilien Robespierre's diary read: Note to self: Do not incite a mob of Idiots.

  • @tinaloye2014

    @tinaloye2014

    3 жыл бұрын

    After executing hundreds of ppl, and inciting others to report opposition, he’s annoyed ppl got fed up and mad?

  • @susanjohnson8396
    @susanjohnson83963 жыл бұрын

    That stupidity of people's lack if knowledge about Politics isn't funny anymore.

  • @WaningGibbous

    @WaningGibbous

    3 жыл бұрын

    It's the sad truth.

  • @franklerch1012

    @franklerch1012

    3 жыл бұрын

    never was...

  • @Levi-rc8kh

    @Levi-rc8kh

    3 жыл бұрын

    Seriously. People think that Joe Biden's actions while in office are terrible and that just because he has a speech impediment means he has dementia. The ignorance of people these days. 🙄

  • @faithfulgrl

    @faithfulgrl

    3 жыл бұрын

    When lack of one's own thoughts and camaraderie hold hands it becomes dangerous, for everyone.

  • @tylerjakes6674

    @tylerjakes6674

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@WaningGibbous How are you?? Hope you and your family are safe???

  • @khamilton7537
    @khamilton75373 жыл бұрын

    Jimmy is like a fine wine, he gets better as he gets older.

  • @samanrabati701

    @samanrabati701

    3 жыл бұрын

    Who cares 😂😂😂😂

  • @angeljesus9674

    @angeljesus9674

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@samanrabati701 I do

  • @zobbukit

    @zobbukit

    3 жыл бұрын

    ...and thinner.

  • @mintgumornot

    @mintgumornot

    3 жыл бұрын

    ...in upside down world...

  • @comehomeaustralia2374

    @comehomeaustralia2374

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yes, it's called vinegar. Good for cleaning away things like independent thinking, self determination, friendships, stuff like that.

  • @aarondixon8783
    @aarondixon87833 жыл бұрын

    Thought the phone joke would be 'Cricket, it won't make you croak ' XD

  • @grant4735
    @grant47353 жыл бұрын

    that bit with your family and workplace harassment was solid gold. Youve got a good family, Jimbo.

  • @bunkey653
    @bunkey6533 жыл бұрын

    Okay but Jimmy has aged like fine wine holy moly 😍😍😍

  • @tylerjakes6674

    @tylerjakes6674

    3 жыл бұрын

    How are you doing?? Hope you and your family are safe??

  • @marshamariner7897

    @marshamariner7897

    2 жыл бұрын

    He looks so cute tho I. The earlier shows 🌹🌹💖💖 and ya he has gotten better 🌹💖

  • @melgallardo2012
    @melgallardo20123 жыл бұрын

    Everyone seems extra happy today. I just realized how tense the last 4 years have been for y'all.

  • @littlemrpinkness295
    @littlemrpinkness2953 жыл бұрын

    It's so unfair to try to convict someone AFTER he's committed the crime!

  • @ahsansiddiqui4263

    @ahsansiddiqui4263

    3 жыл бұрын

    Very Unfair. What a world we are living in that ignorance of a premediated perpetrated doesn't acquit the accused.

  • @tanitaindelicato5649

    @tanitaindelicato5649

    3 жыл бұрын

    🤣😂🤣the courts have cases on their dockets for nothing and I guess all criminals will be released with free passes...smh

  • @chipschannel9494

    @chipschannel9494

    3 жыл бұрын

    When you try to overthrow the Constitution, the punishment is harsh and ruthless. Don’t “fas” yourself, N.Y. State is going to convict him on tax fraud and evasion, like they did Al Capone , that will be 10 years in Sing Sing , because Deutschbank is going to give him up, they are already in trouble with the German government. You understand if you do something criminal, you have to pay , or else you must release all incarcerated persons, that would be “fair” right?!

  • @tjfreno69

    @tjfreno69

    Жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣....um...that's the only time.

  • @parrisprice5892
    @parrisprice58923 жыл бұрын

    Happy Anniversary, big thanks for helping us ALL get thru the past 4 years of hell under dump. Stay safe everyone💙🇺🇲

  • @pcr5539
    @pcr55393 жыл бұрын

    Your jokes have gotten better and you've gotten skinnier… What more could you ask for

  • @peggyreely8339

    @peggyreely8339

    3 жыл бұрын

    He gave me his weight....seriously what I was thinking when I saw his 2008 clip...lol. I love the guy. He's the best on latenight.

  • @eduardog8782

    @eduardog8782

    3 жыл бұрын

    My dude aged like a fine wine lol

  • @sharonbarton1888
    @sharonbarton18883 жыл бұрын

    Congradulations! On this great show's anniversary!!

  • @ninij9692
    @ninij96923 жыл бұрын

    Melissa is about to take a "stay-cation" in a gated community.

  • @marshamariner7897

    @marshamariner7897

    2 жыл бұрын

    Ill go. I'd 💕 to c Jimmy at 🏠🏡💕🌹💖

  • @bonnielass82
    @bonnielass823 жыл бұрын

    Jimmy is getting more handsome as time goes by!!

  • @misskitty6586

    @misskitty6586

    3 жыл бұрын

    He's aging VERRRRRY well!

  • @TheHergeea

    @TheHergeea

    3 жыл бұрын

    Agree-it is amazing.

  • @tatiana4446

    @tatiana4446

    3 жыл бұрын

    I actually didn't recognize him in the clips until Guillermo said something about his hair. Looks way better now!

  • @stormyweather8798

    @stormyweather8798

    3 жыл бұрын

    He is sexy now.

  • @davidsucesso2419

    @davidsucesso2419

    3 жыл бұрын

    It's older only

  • @dersimmassukach1998
    @dersimmassukach19983 жыл бұрын

    Happy anniversary to all the staff members we never see thank you for making this Show possible:)

  • @mysunnybird
    @mysunnybird3 жыл бұрын

    THE IGNORANCE OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE IS SOMETHING THAT I COULD NOT BELIEVE IT !!!!! Ignorance is the worst thing that people can have. They can take away your car, your money, your home, etc., but NOBODY can take away what you know and what you have learned. The more that you know the more valuable you are.

  • @tylerjakes6674

    @tylerjakes6674

    3 жыл бұрын

    How are you doing??? Hope you and your family are safe??

  • @butchmcqueen5625
    @butchmcqueen56253 жыл бұрын

    This is hands-down the best late night on TV right now

  • @ArtfullyGifted
    @ArtfullyGifted3 жыл бұрын

    I didn't realize Jimmy had lost weight. He looks healthier now.

  • @comehomeaustralia2374

    @comehomeaustralia2374

    3 жыл бұрын

    You've given me a lot to think about... Like how many times did you vote for Hidin Biden? Seriously?

  • @abelis644

    @abelis644

    3 жыл бұрын

    Oh yeah he was quite chubby back in the day, he really looks terrific now!

  • @mickeskogen3184

    @mickeskogen3184

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hes been on a drug binge...

  • @darkhorse7460

    @darkhorse7460

    3 жыл бұрын

    I'm pretty sure he did a two-day a week low-calorie method

  • @seer1623
    @seer16233 жыл бұрын

    Man has Jimmy ever slimmed down. Good for him.

  • @ClownP1SS

    @ClownP1SS

    3 жыл бұрын

    /\

  • @James-lz6eh
    @James-lz6eh3 жыл бұрын

    I think we need to sick the DOJ and FBI on all these corrupt politicians!

  • @perolannes
    @perolannes3 жыл бұрын

    The assistant president guy was really close enough! Haha

  • @garla5851
    @garla58513 жыл бұрын

    Patriotism means to stand with the Country, Not to stand With The President! ✅ Theodore Roosevelt

  • @mikaelleonbriones6356

    @mikaelleonbriones6356

    3 жыл бұрын

    Trumpies: I'm gonna pretend i didn't read that

  • @alexrowdyrodrigues9716

    @alexrowdyrodrigues9716

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@mikaelleonbriones6356 they can't read anyway so don't bother the only thing they can read a McDonald's drive thru menu

  • @fezzik7619

    @fezzik7619

    3 жыл бұрын

    How many videos am I going to see this same quote cited?

  • @WayneTwitch

    @WayneTwitch

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yea you know how they rigged are election for Biden because China knew what Trump was going to do to them ? If thats not standing up for are country idk what is down let me guess thugs burning citys down is ?

  • @garla5851

    @garla5851

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@fezzik7619 Keep us posted, and let us know what the finally tally is !

  • @thechumpsbeendumped.7797
    @thechumpsbeendumped.77973 жыл бұрын

    It’s scary how uninformed some Americans are. Not knowing who the VP is after he’s been in office for 6 years is almost unbelievable.

  • @zylka172

    @zylka172

    3 жыл бұрын

    unbelievable and even more so, embarrassing!

  • @thechumpsbeendumped.7797

    @thechumpsbeendumped.7797

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Third Party Don’t encourage them. 🤣

  • @AutotuneSucksBalls

    @AutotuneSucksBalls

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Third Party in Mexico the presidential term is 6 years. The OP is probably Mexican 🤣

  • @StudeSteve62

    @StudeSteve62

    3 жыл бұрын

    Unbelievable? Hardly...

  • @AutotuneSucksBalls

    @AutotuneSucksBalls

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Third Party yup. And only one term is permitted under the constitution so six years tops for any one candidate is the most the law allows in Mexico. So what do you think is better? A term and a half (by US standards) straight up with no re-election in Mexico or one 4 year term with the possibility of reelection in the US? I’d be interesting to know what you think 🤔

  • @Pinkfan112173
    @Pinkfan1121733 жыл бұрын

    HAPPY 50TH BIRTHDAY GUILLERMO!!!!!!!!! 🥳🎂🎈💃🥳🍺🎉 AND HAPPY ANNIVERSARY JIMMY KIMMEL!!!!!!! You are both awesome and I love both of you. Fan since day 1. ❤❤❤😘😘😘

  • @michele2161
    @michele21613 жыл бұрын

    Jimmy is one of those rare people who get better looking with age.

  • @reddog6256

    @reddog6256

    3 жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣🤣this is exactly what i thought and wrote then i saw your comment

  • @paultrevorbale2440
    @paultrevorbale24403 жыл бұрын

    He’s better looking now than he was 18 years ago!

  • @TheMeloettaful

    @TheMeloettaful

    3 жыл бұрын

    I was just thinking the same thing lol 😂! The grey hairs makes him look even better!

  • @gberi317

    @gberi317

    3 жыл бұрын

    True

  • @lindaj171
    @lindaj1713 жыл бұрын

    Jimmy gets better as he ages . . . like a fine wine! 🍷

  • @tylerjakes6674

    @tylerjakes6674

    3 жыл бұрын

    How are you doing?? Hope you and your family are safe???

  • @nanyonikatola5689
    @nanyonikatola56893 жыл бұрын

    I like him older, he looks way better older especially with the beard

  • @louloubell6586

    @louloubell6586

    3 жыл бұрын

    Few men get better with age like Robert Downey Jr, Jimmy is one of them.

  • @miciboo9993

    @miciboo9993

    3 жыл бұрын

    He’s aging too fast. Lost lot of weight.

  • @DV-ou1yu

    @DV-ou1yu

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@miciboo9993 He looks healthier than ever slimmed down. He looked like a heavy beer drinker younger. No matter what people say, weight lost always leads to people saying "you look great". That doesn't happen when you put on weight.

  • @willmdmv8848

    @willmdmv8848

    3 жыл бұрын

    I’m 31 now and luckily I’m also one of those ppl that looks better with time

  • @nefariousmex2352

    @nefariousmex2352

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@willmdmv8848 You're still young lol

  • @googleuser2874
    @googleuser28743 жыл бұрын

    Jimmy has only improved with time, in every way really.

  • @shirleycochrane8788
    @shirleycochrane87883 жыл бұрын

    Shows what a good influence his wife has had on him over their time together. He looks much fitter and healthier now than he did years ago! Molly must really love him!

  • @FakingANerve

    @FakingANerve

    3 жыл бұрын

    Orrrr, and hear me out, Jimmy knows he's punching above his weight class and is trying to make sure she sticks around. Munch on it for a while - see how it tastes. Just a thought.

  • @shirleycochrane8788

    @shirleycochrane8788

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@FakingANerve Funny. but she is much prettier than he is so ...your not wrong.......

  • @tylerjakes6674

    @tylerjakes6674

    3 жыл бұрын

    How are you doing?? Hope you and your family are safe??

  • @shirleycochrane8788

    @shirleycochrane8788

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@tylerjakes6674 I'm fine and family has had a few covid battles(son and his wife) but everyone pulled through and we are quarantining like the rest of the world! Hope you and yours are fine and thank you for asking! rare these days.

  • @kelgreen99
    @kelgreen993 жыл бұрын

    When they pillow, we pill-high.

  • @MarcosElMalo2

    @MarcosElMalo2

    3 жыл бұрын

    I didn’t realize we were living in a simulation until I was Red Pillowed.

  • @maryelizabeth6797

    @maryelizabeth6797

    3 жыл бұрын

    A pun my word! LOL

  • @pinkLeopard580

    @pinkLeopard580

    3 жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  • @anderjpoo

    @anderjpoo

    3 жыл бұрын

    that did not get the laugh it deserved!

  • @alexalexalex797
    @alexalexalex7973 жыл бұрын

    They even stomped over eachother and had heart attacks and strokes during it, sad as it seems. Self incrimination is the least ridiculous thing about them

  • @hussarguitar
    @hussarguitar3 жыл бұрын

    In the "who's Joe Biden" bit, I like how the woman asking the questions jokes, "You think Condoleezza is the VP, a black woman VP"? Not so incredible any more.

  • @KryptoBright

    @KryptoBright

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lol definitely

  • @crystalwolcott4744

    @crystalwolcott4744

    3 жыл бұрын

    I mean she said first, like if she was the first they would have made a big deal about it, just like they are now lol

  • @jennifercamille16
    @jennifercamille163 жыл бұрын

    I can't believe it's been 18 years! Congratulations, man! 🎂🎉

  • @BecksBet
    @BecksBet3 жыл бұрын

    Happy Anniversary! Thank you for all the years of laughter.

  • @evavera1346
    @evavera13463 жыл бұрын

    Feliz cumpleaños Guillermo, mil Bendiciones!!!

  • @trishplusmama
    @trishplusmama3 жыл бұрын

    Happy birthday, Guillermo! ❤️✨

  • @edvardferand9934
    @edvardferand99343 жыл бұрын

    Kimmel looks better now than he did in the flashback. Good for him.

  • @amaliarincon736

    @amaliarincon736

    3 жыл бұрын

    Edvard Ferand I hope he doesn't cut his beard.

  • @DV-ou1yu

    @DV-ou1yu

    3 жыл бұрын

    Or put the weight back on

  • @meganesenpai
    @meganesenpai3 жыл бұрын

    Whoever edited that promotion clip should get a raise. The cut, the lightning, the effects, all were perfect.

  • @rickgarza7877

    @rickgarza7877

    3 жыл бұрын

    Looks like the FBI are going to have an easy time arresting the "domestic terrorists" who stormed the United States Capitol.

  • @helixfire1198
    @helixfire11983 жыл бұрын

    Happy 18th anniversary Jimmy! Funny as ever! I LOVE your show!

  • @BlackEpyon
    @BlackEpyon3 жыл бұрын

    People are letting their guard down? This is the US we're talking about. Their guard was never UP to begin with!

  • @Justusson
    @Justusson3 жыл бұрын

    Why the USA never evolve politically: No one is ever held accountable. Politically,..

  • @comehomeaustralia2374

    @comehomeaustralia2374

    3 жыл бұрын

    Until very soon. But like any good movie, the plot has a WILD twist

  • @encarnacionvillazana3270

    @encarnacionvillazana3270

    3 жыл бұрын

    I believe in technology for positive and negative advantages in our lives.. Mr Matt Horner AI I believe, as well as other people, is the REAL climax to destruction of humanity.. Just like the iPhone- pacemaker Warning! 👍👍👍

  • @comehomeaustralia2374

    @comehomeaustralia2374

    3 жыл бұрын

    Matt Horner AI not reporting for duty. Trump good, Biden bad, must troll people with different opinions. Cause chaos. No, in all seriousness, just sick of 50% of comments on bitchute coming from obvious AI and thought I'd check in on how the old youtube is going. Seriously, 50% of comments are AI on bitchute. We already left youtube. Tell your people to get a real job. I'm half kidding, I know they're not your people. Just bummed because a voice has been silenced from the public square and the square gets smaller and smaller. Who's really dividing everyone?

  • @zachcarter3186

    @zachcarter3186

    3 жыл бұрын

    Truman,McCarthy, bush Sr bush Jr, clinton, Obama, Reagan all got away free

  • @samdowner1792

    @samdowner1792

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@comehomeaustralia2374 WTF are YOU babbling about? You stoned ?

  • @nastybedazzler
    @nastybedazzler3 жыл бұрын

    "When are you going to put it in?" "I hear that a lot." That was hilarious.

  • @shantoreywilkins651

    @shantoreywilkins651

    3 жыл бұрын

    🥂

  • @dahawk8574

    @dahawk8574

    3 жыл бұрын

    "Unintentional"? More like Kamala's 4000th time using that line.

  • @thejiggy

    @thejiggy

    3 жыл бұрын

    She went with the less-risky option, I might have accidentally blurted "thatswhatshesaid" haha

  • @wendylott6920

    @wendylott6920

    3 жыл бұрын

    You sir, made my soda both explode from my nose and nearly drown on it at the same time. Should we ever meet I owe you a cookie.

  • @jillrb7638

    @jillrb7638

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@dahawk8574 Oh yeah i'm sure you're so right. ha.

  • @shellymccauley4623
    @shellymccauley4623 Жыл бұрын

    Jimmy…you keep it fresh, funny, and honest. Thank you! Don’t ever stop being you.❤️

  • @horseceelover
    @horseceelover3 жыл бұрын

    Bro right after he said its time for a new pillow i got an ad for “cube pillow”

  • @tradrudeboy
    @tradrudeboy3 жыл бұрын

    Jimmy's delivery on "just push the button" got me.

  • @KKISCRAZYFUL
    @KKISCRAZYFUL3 жыл бұрын

    That one girl on bumble is a genius

  • @matthewkoch6937

    @matthewkoch6937

    3 жыл бұрын

    She's the 21st century equivalent of Mata Hari. I applaud her efforts.

  • @greeneyedlady5580

    @greeneyedlady5580

    3 жыл бұрын

    Actually, a lot of women on dating services started doing that right after the insurrection.

  • @MegaShrinkage
    @MegaShrinkage3 жыл бұрын

    Imagine being so entitled that you think you can commit crimes and publish it for anyone to see!..

  • @denisek4392

    @denisek4392

    3 жыл бұрын

    That is what BLM and antifa did all last summer. Over 2 billion in property damage.

  • @shem269

    @shem269

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@denisek4392 Denise K unt

  • @DeeHughes

    @DeeHughes

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@denisek4392 whatabout whatabout whatabout

  • @rudimine4679

    @rudimine4679

    3 жыл бұрын

    Haha Yeah, BLM and Antifa doing it all year 2020. Burning, looting, stealing new iPhones. Wonder why noone was put in jail? It's called double standards and works as intended for brainwashed people

  • @realalbertan
    @realalbertan3 жыл бұрын

    The guy on bail for B&E who was busted by his ankle monitor

  • @charro028
    @charro0283 жыл бұрын

    Jimmy is definitely better with age! He looks great!

  • @julieannmaloney7187
    @julieannmaloney71873 жыл бұрын

    When ever im having a bad day I just remind myself that at least I have never live streamed myself committing a crime.

  • @tylerjakes6674

    @tylerjakes6674

    3 жыл бұрын

    How are you doing?? Hope you and your family are safe??

  • @lisazabriskie4773

    @lisazabriskie4773

    3 жыл бұрын

    Good one. 🥴

  • @lisazabriskie4773

    @lisazabriskie4773

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@tylerjakes6674 you threatening people everywhere is not very smart Tyler. Reverse I.P address. Heard of it? 💙💙🇺🇸🇺🇸

  • @tylerjakes6674

    @tylerjakes6674

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@lisazabriskie4773 I'm not threatening anyone okay

  • @ntandosekay

    @ntandosekay

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yep! The Trump supporters have turned us into geniuses . We can never reach even half of their level of stupidity no matter how hard we tried.

  • @peggygibbons479
    @peggygibbons4793 жыл бұрын

    The BEST part of the shows being from home was us getting to see Jane and Billy. For real. Those kids make me SMILE!!

  • @benjaminmurray455
    @benjaminmurray4553 жыл бұрын

    It is equally amusing and terrifying that some American didn't know who Joe Biden was!! 😂😂😂

  • @thepoet456

    @thepoet456

    3 жыл бұрын

    60 percent of Americans think angels are real

  • @benjaminmurray455

    @benjaminmurray455

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lol 😂😂 okay

  • @Twig2250

    @Twig2250

    3 жыл бұрын

    Spoken like a true non American

  • @ilovesuisse1

    @ilovesuisse1

    3 жыл бұрын

    That’s because he’s such a non-entity, total bore.

  • @joet5252
    @joet52523 жыл бұрын

    You're my Hero Kimmel, GOD bless you

  • @andychyld9275
    @andychyld92753 жыл бұрын

    Jimmy Kimmel: When they pil-low We pil- high Mrs Obama: 👍🏾

  • @brandonyoung-kemkes1128
    @brandonyoung-kemkes11283 жыл бұрын

    Happy birthday Guillermo.

  • @wesleyc.4937
    @wesleyc.49373 жыл бұрын

    THE SCENE of the CRIME ---- Your Honor, I know what I'm talking about, I'm an expert, I was there, you weren't!

  • @Itsthevoices29
    @Itsthevoices293 жыл бұрын

    11:10 Jimmy: “you’ve been eating at the kitchen counter ...” Me : * stops chewing midway eating at the kitchen counter * how did he know 😱

  • @tylerjakes6674

    @tylerjakes6674

    3 жыл бұрын

    How are you doing?? Hope you and your family are safe??

  • @md61211
    @md612113 жыл бұрын

    Looking better than ever Jimmy ... Slim, distinguished, well dressed, coiffed.

  • @agirlandherhusky7014
    @agirlandherhusky70143 жыл бұрын

    “He’s the assistant president.” Before I watched this I wondered, how did we get here? Now, I’m good. I understand. 🤦🏼‍♀️

  • @mikesoprano9518

    @mikesoprano9518

    3 жыл бұрын

    So apethetic this is why civilizations collapse.

  • @jbd96039

    @jbd96039

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yep. In this country you can't legally, drive, fish or get married without a license yet anyone over 18 can vote to elect arguably the most powerful person on planet...yep that's how we got here.

  • @kbanghart

    @kbanghart

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@mikesoprano9518 why?

  • @joca1378

    @joca1378

    3 жыл бұрын

    Listening to someone say "he's the assistant president" is not as scary as realizing that he still managed to have the closest answer...

  • @Shuizid

    @Shuizid

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Hudson Donald He was the second highest politician in the country for 6 years - over half a decade. Even if you can't name him on the spot, the moment his name is mentioned EVERY ADULT should at least identify him as a POLITICIAN. And that's already a pretty low bar in a country with only two parties and strong party alignment.

  • @davidanthony6408
    @davidanthony64083 жыл бұрын

    The selfie incriminated.

  • @TheRealBeep5050
    @TheRealBeep50503 жыл бұрын

    Guillermo: "I'm laughing about your hair." I'm laughing because he looked like Elvis before he died

  • @skidart9063

    @skidart9063

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lmao. Good one

  • @levertsanders3323

    @levertsanders3323

    3 жыл бұрын

    Most Definitely 😃

  • @nathanvinson7639

    @nathanvinson7639

    3 жыл бұрын

    Funny, seriously you should be on the show for pointing that out🤣🤣😂

  • @karenhartman9774
    @karenhartman97743 жыл бұрын

    I love you and your show. Blessings to everybody working to make it happen.

  • @brycepatrick5393

    @brycepatrick5393

    3 жыл бұрын

    ☺ Me too

  • @brycepatrick5393

    @brycepatrick5393

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hello Karen

  • @TheAussieLeo
    @TheAussieLeo3 жыл бұрын

    Happy Birthday Guillermo!!!

  • @lexplained
    @lexplained3 жыл бұрын

    Unbelievable! That was really you, Jimmy?!

  • @karenvalfon
    @karenvalfon3 жыл бұрын

    Congratulations on your anniversary!!

  • @sarimolta5250
    @sarimolta52503 жыл бұрын

    "Give the man a break?" I counter with, "you reap what you sow".

  • @tylerjakes6674

    @tylerjakes6674

    3 жыл бұрын

    How are you doing?? Hope you and your family are safe?

  • @rudimine4679

    @rudimine4679

    3 жыл бұрын

    Id say yeah, if leftists wouldn't start bashing over Trump even before he started sowing. Due that fact i know, it's all show for brainwashing the Left, party of hate and division in the name of racial justice.

  • @twistedwedge12

    @twistedwedge12

    3 жыл бұрын

    How about "grab that MyPillow and go ahead and sleep in that bed..... you made it!"

  • @troyaturner1979
    @troyaturner19793 жыл бұрын

    Appreciate you Jimmy. You late night guys have kept me from jumping off into the deep end over the past 4 years.🙏🏽👋🏽👊🏾🙌🏿

  • @gabidouglas3813
    @gabidouglas38133 жыл бұрын

    Happy Anniversary! Oh how time flies!!

  • @gelynch52phPH
    @gelynch52phPH3 жыл бұрын

    I call Lil' Sarry by her Cherokee name "Sarry Looks 2 Ways."

  • @lydiaanderson7752

    @lydiaanderson7752

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Hello Jerry how are you doing?

  • @christopherkraft1327
    @christopherkraft13273 жыл бұрын

    Happy anniversary Jimmy & crew!! 🎉🎈

  • @mohammedalsillak6709
    @mohammedalsillak67093 жыл бұрын

    I'm from Benghazi and it's the second largest city in libya 🇱🇾 It's very nice Mediterranean city !

  • @ClaytonDerby
    @ClaytonDerby3 жыл бұрын

    Jimmy aged like fine wine!!

  • @lordbaemon1467
    @lordbaemon14673 жыл бұрын

    Wait the diet coke button was actually a thing? I thought that was a meme XD

  • @anthonytrainer
    @anthonytrainer3 жыл бұрын

    I’m so happy he continued with the show and has made it worth watching. I never see his jokes coming and love them all

  • @geniemememe5936
    @geniemememe59363 жыл бұрын

    “Whose Joe Biden?” “Umm man I dunno, maybe like the assistant President or something like dat.” That man stole my heart with his words. God bless him whoever he is. Poet with a cute smile.

  • @budbuddybuddest

    @budbuddybuddest

    3 жыл бұрын

    "Half the people are below average." -George Carlin

  • @deli5194
    @deli51943 жыл бұрын

    You know whats funny? I got Blissy pillowcase ad RIGHT when he said people are moving on from my pillow

  • @tylerjakes6674

    @tylerjakes6674

    3 жыл бұрын

    How are you doing??? Hope you and your family are safe??

  • @PM-rm7nr
    @PM-rm7nr3 жыл бұрын

    Kamala: Is it in yet? Nurse: That's what she said.🤣

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