Rioters calling the capitol to retrieve lost items- I ask you, has there ever been a more quintessential example of the conservative sense of entitlement, ever?

We need that news anchor. Give him a raise, the key to the city, Nobel prize, everything. Finally a no bs person saying what needed to be said

@pietekoo5559

2 жыл бұрын

About the first segment - people should get accustomed to Tesla.

@MrWeeman8888

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂❤️

@cr2065

2 жыл бұрын

I love him

@papabear3488

2 жыл бұрын

This is how u have to explain sht to all anti vaxers and Trumpanzees 😆

@RestInValhalla

2 жыл бұрын

@@papabear3488 "Trumpanzees"😂🤣👏

I think Mr. Schwebel speaks for most of us. I also think he was being a bit too kind.

@ceciliarauth6113

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@reggie8370

2 жыл бұрын

Oh in Spanish he was pretty clear lol 😂

Leonardo Schwebel, you are a hero to all journalists and lovers of the truth!

Leonardo Schwebel has the same energy as the "I'm mad as hell and I can't take it anymore!" guy, and I'm here for it. What a legend!

@goodwood-rc4nx

2 жыл бұрын

The Late Great Peter Finch in the film Network

@katl6426

2 жыл бұрын

Brilliant - this should be played on every station worldwise

@nerfherder4284

2 жыл бұрын

Except that was a movie and this guy actually didi that irl.

@rebeccacamacho-sobczak4282

2 жыл бұрын

Please! This HAS to go viral.

@nikolaipersad4098

2 жыл бұрын

THIS!!

That news anchor should get an award for being awesome as hell.

“Stop putting the brakes on the entire world” is my favorite sentence in the last 2 years.

@sunnyboknow

2 жыл бұрын

Ikr. That stuck out to me too.

@kirstbielle

2 жыл бұрын

The actual translation of what he said is a lot more epic

@sarawilliams3190

2 жыл бұрын

@@kirstbielle what did he say, really? This man is my hero of the day!

@ninaschust3694

2 жыл бұрын

💯%

@77derra

2 жыл бұрын

@@sarawilliams3190 yeah, thats not what he said. He basicly was saying: “ stop f..ing up the entire world”

It's so insane that you are only just get free postal tests. We have had them for a year here in the UK, and we can order up to 7 a day and they arrive in a couple of days. America really is backwards as hell.

@marie-ruiz

2 жыл бұрын

We can't even buy them in the store in America. Everywhere is sold out. I went to the local pharmacy and they literally had a sign that read "out of home tests..don't even ask...maybe next Thursday." Usually you would be able to purchase 2 at home tests for $25USD...not anymore.

@Vertigotheatre1

2 жыл бұрын

@@marie-ruiz madness.

@brandonlehmann8899

2 жыл бұрын

@@marie-ruiz i seriously hope that you did not go to a pharmacy, possibly covid infected just to get a test. you could've infected so many others

@marie-ruiz

2 жыл бұрын

@@brandonlehmann8899 No I was not possibly infected. I just wanted to get my hands on some to have in case they were needed. I have 4 children that are school aged and their schools do not mandate masks at this time. (I live in a very heavily red state.) I like to have them just in case. However, can't get them anywhere. The point of buying them in the store is to have them when you need them so people aren't going to the store or pharmacy sick in the first place.

@trishverdadan3756

2 жыл бұрын

So you don' t have to prioritze your kids?

I love that newscaster who flipped out. If I was able to be on TV I would’ve done that many of times a long time ago.

@ricktd6891

2 жыл бұрын

Then you would be a moron because the vaccine doesn't stop transmission of the disease.

@sillygoose635

2 жыл бұрын

@@ricktd6891 no, you would, because it does.

@ricktd6891

2 жыл бұрын

@@sillygoose635 Go do some research. The vaccine doesn't stop transmission. Everything Kimmel tells you is all lies. Russian collusion, the pee tape, CO2 caused catastrophic global warming. All lies.

Leave it the Mexican media to tell it like it is.

@playfulpanthress

2 жыл бұрын

Right?!? Our media could learn so much!!

@AlexDogwalker1234

2 жыл бұрын

Since when? You have no idea how the Mexican media is. I don't even know what this channel is. The Mexican mainstream mass media works for whoever owns it, just like yours.

@jerrywoods4066

2 жыл бұрын

@@AlexDogwalker1234 nope

@AlexDogwalker1234

2 жыл бұрын

@@jerrywoods4066 yup. i win.

I met a fellow who was upset that Ivermectin had gone up to $90. I wanted to tell him the vaccine was free, but I was in his house, and I was scared.

@brandonlehmann8899

2 жыл бұрын

so, you met a fellow. in his house? you met a stranger in his house? how did that come about? also, how is the vaccine free?

@trnharris

2 жыл бұрын

@@brandonlehmann8899 'How is the vaccine free'??🤔

@harbourheightsja2383

2 жыл бұрын

@@brandonlehmann8899 because it's free

@ninetyrraven9529

2 жыл бұрын

The vaccine is not free…….it’s being bought with our tax dollars

@ninetyrraven9529

2 жыл бұрын

@@harbourheightsja2383 you are a sheep

"Freedom doesn't give you the right to screw others." i'm gonna use that

@caidenshafer6951

2 жыл бұрын

Except most people get screwed over one way or another every day lol

@stylis666

2 жыл бұрын

@@caidenshafer6951 _"Except most people get screwed over one way or another every day lol"_ If you keep saying stupid things like that you're kind of asking for it, don't you think. Anyway, if you see a blue truck with a licence plate that says:"Jesus guides me", don't worry, people die every day lol

@bozbozman1575

2 жыл бұрын

But being a billionaire gives one the right to lie and f us over? you are a sheep I am the wolf. Stay afraid. It's all you know

Give that Mr. Schwebel a medal ! Finally someone said what most of us are thinking ! Bravo 🤗👏👏👏👍

@ivo4357

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly! Like probably most of us, my emotions towards these antivaxxers went from frustration to anger to pure hate at the moment. It was clear Schwebel boiled over, and this will happen more and more, I'm definitely not far from that boiling point. If these gutless governments all over the world won't start mandating the vaccine, and enforce the mandate with long prison sentences and enormous fines, these idiots will keep hitting the break and waste more years of the lives of sensible people. Stay safe!

@justtester_9962

2 жыл бұрын

@@ivo4357 I would love to see hospitals vet people before admiring them for vax status. If you chose not be vaxed for wacky reasons then go home and good luck. 😶✌

@ivo4357

2 жыл бұрын

@@justtester_9962 Of course, deny them treatment. But on the other hand, the sick antivaxxers keep mingling amongst us, making us sick, and giving Covid the chance to keep evolving (eventually into a variant that will be resistant to the vaccines, so we will start dying in large numbers because of them). I don't think giving them the freedom to refuse the vaccine is the answer, I really don't care if they all drop dead right now, but it will cost many decent people to die too.

@justtester_9962

2 жыл бұрын

@@ivo4357 I'm going to make an anti-vaxer spray bottle solution so we can all spray anybody in the face without a mask on. lol

@ivo4357

2 жыл бұрын

@@justtester_9962 😁🙈🙈👍make it a permanent marker that smells terrible. Stay safe!

I love the guy from Mexico! Man he gave me a much needed laugh! Thank you for that❣

@tarielkaroldan4106

2 жыл бұрын

Leonardo Schwebel's his name

@maximilianoalexander9924

2 жыл бұрын

De nada wey, un saludo desde mexico

@briangraham5156

2 жыл бұрын

@@tarielkaroldan4106: Leonardo also sounds like the guy who does colour commentary for Mexico football (soccer, for U.S. readers) matches.

LOVE the Mexican newscaster. We need him on the Senate floor IMMEDIATELY.

@jimmybobthorn5345

2 жыл бұрын

Imagine him getting into McConnell's face. Mitch would still likely stand there like a statue, but at least there would be entertainment.

@axeltank06

2 жыл бұрын

@@jimmybobthorn5345 I dunno...the turtle might either hide his head in his shell and/ or scurry away back to his burrow. Still, that would be entertaining I totally agree with you.

@janandnaomi2000

2 жыл бұрын

@@axeltank06 Only his chin would remain, kind of like a foreskin.....

@rzwitdauncut

2 жыл бұрын

yes. i agree. we need anarchy. freedom is officially gone. lets have it

@3rdandlong

2 жыл бұрын

No! Better yet. Have him replace or primary Joey.

Leonardo Schwebel is a legend! 😂😂😂

It is always nice when the garbage takes itself out.

the reason they wear okleys is because we wear them in the military so they want to feel cool. We only wear them in the military because we get a huge discount with them. I personally found them uncomfortable and actually preferred the ones they issued me.

@darryldouglas6004

2 жыл бұрын

I remember when they had “Thermonuclear Protection” stamped on the arm. 🤣

@staghornthedruid957

2 жыл бұрын

@@darryldouglas6004 omfg, yes. and the Trashcans

Talk about returning to the scene of a crime. These people are Brilliant!

@ThePunk01

2 жыл бұрын

@@scottharrison699 You left your Confederate jesus flag and Truck nuts, didn't you?

@darkmankind

2 жыл бұрын

@@scottharrison699, wait, what? How do they have me?

@kellycook3914

2 жыл бұрын

@@scottharrison699 the orange thing lied about a pandemic to the American people when he clearly was informed that it was contagious and a serious disease. Bob Woodward interview is very revealing that the only thing orange cares about is his interests!

@darkmankind

2 жыл бұрын

@@scottharrison699, you are asking me to point to evidence. I say provide some to change my mind. And please, no youtube links. Give me something I can read for myself. You know the names and dates. And stop with your false consensus bias. There is no way you know what most are fed up with in the country, maybe your house, but not the country.

@darkmankind

2 жыл бұрын

@@kellycook3914, that was a good book!

Sending those tests by mail will sure give DeJoy a hell of a job delaying all the packages.

@barbarahecht4617

2 жыл бұрын

I was just thinking the same thing. Can't they find some way of getting rid of that guy? I do believe he's ruining the postal system from the inside out.

I speak Spanish, the subtitles are true! That man *SPAZZED OUT!*

@kirstbielle

2 жыл бұрын

Well as a Latina, Well... Let's just say they are a... Much more US media acceptable translation 🤭

@77derra

2 жыл бұрын

That was not the right tranlation subtitles 😬

@happyngrateful

2 жыл бұрын

I just loved his message.

That Mexico news guy needs to be knighted lol

@aliengranpa

2 жыл бұрын

I'd vote for him!

@DonnaLang42rockglobally

2 жыл бұрын

Mexican news guy Leonardo Schwebel is my new hero. ^_^

@rhinoman1984

2 жыл бұрын

He needs to be Bidens Anger translator :-D

@maddii34u

2 жыл бұрын

@@rhinoman1984 LMAO! Good idea!

@njdevilku1340

2 жыл бұрын

I want a stand alone video of that guy. I tried looking but the few copies don't have subtitles.

The actor who plays Lindell is great.

@MothGirl007

2 жыл бұрын

Totally.

@runningdpm

2 жыл бұрын

I don't think that was an actor

@AUTOPSY666

2 жыл бұрын

I think he does Geoffrey the TOYS 'R' US giraffe, too.

@UkeCan1

2 жыл бұрын

I thought at first it was actually him.

That man who does the Mike Lindell impression should get an Oscar. He does that so good.

@thisistheaccountname

2 жыл бұрын

And it's said that the sketches aren't even an exaggeration.

@ReidGameX

2 жыл бұрын

We need a sit down with the actor haha

@brianbeauchamp9175

2 жыл бұрын

It's James Adomian

@someguy4911

2 жыл бұрын

SNL should pick him up

@ChineduOpara

2 жыл бұрын

I actually thought it was the real guy!

That guy screaming in another language gets a A fuckin plus from me.

@philwright2480

2 жыл бұрын

It's called spanish, jimmy said he was mexican...derp

@GladysAlicea

2 жыл бұрын

I live here most of the year, and everyone and, I do mean, everyone wears a mask. Stores won't let you in, regardless of size. I'm guessing that guy was on from a Mexico City news channel.

@sophiophile

2 жыл бұрын

@@philwright2480 I'm sorry I'm way to intoxicated to tell.

@blackeyedsusan727

2 жыл бұрын

@@GladysAlicea Guadalajara.

@blackeyedsusan727

2 жыл бұрын

@@GladysAlicea Eons ahead of the U.S.

I don't care what it cost that guy screaming at the no mask anti-vaxxers. We have to get him in the US we need someone that cool!🙏😷

@user-yh7fc7wt6v

2 жыл бұрын

Someone in a mask invades the 6ft law can be taken as a legal death threat and treated as such Fun fun days Yeah even a masked lady entering a 6ft mark can be treated as though she pulled a weapon,, because she did Fun fun days Fun days

Growing up in Minnesota I had that exact same thing happen to my car in a friend's steep driveway. I shut the door and that just shook the car enough to loosen its grip on the ice. Away it went, wheels locked, just slip-sliding away. Luckily, I did not follow suit like that unfortunate gentleman.

@chukwudiilozue9171

2 жыл бұрын

If you need to run, run in some solid snow. Can't slip in that.

@lifevest1

2 жыл бұрын

And thus is why we as upper Midwesterners always must say "Gee, that driveway must be scary in the winter!"

@DarkSoul58

2 жыл бұрын

Spreading salt on the driveway, would minimize that problem by a lot...

@lookronjon

2 жыл бұрын

I would just watch that ship wreck then call my insurance co.

@Shandalt1

2 жыл бұрын

@@DarkSoul58 Just shovel after it snows, my driveway is free of ice all winter. Source: 30+ years in MN

When Dominion is finished with Mike Pillow the only bank he'll be dealing with is a food bank.

This is a dedicated section in his newscast called "Estoy hasta aquí" that could be sort of translated like "I'm sick of it". He rants about something in the current affairs and flips out until he ends up cursing and yelling (Usually saying what we all think but just few are willing to say). Love it. He has been a worldwide trending topic before.

@UkeCan1

2 жыл бұрын

So basically the Mexican Andy Rooney.

Absolute straight truth from the man on TV.

@raymondhendrikse6571

2 жыл бұрын

No it’s not, the vaccine doesn’t prevent anything. Even with six boosters. All it does is making the vaccine companies rich.

@robsemail

2 жыл бұрын

@@raymondhendrikse6571 Vaccines offer a very high level of protection against disease, hospitalization and death. You should educate yourself. Learn about germ theory of disease. All you need is a little basic knowledge of how communicable diseases transmit from one living creature to another, and how antibodies work, to have a much better understanding of what vaccines do and why they are a good thing. Then you won’t be as likely to expose yourself as a dumbass in youtube comments. It’s a win win!

@raymondhendrikse6571

2 жыл бұрын

@@robsemail Thank you for that insult, what you said about vaccines is totally true, I do not disagree with vaccines, but calling the current covid “vaccines” a vaccine is a bit arrogant as the current shot does not offer any protections that natural immunity (after contracting the virus) is already covering. This is why there are no real benefits with the available boosters. You are good with insults, but you need to read something other than CNN sir.

I am laughing so hard! Mike pillow is hysterical.

I wish I could say I’m surprised at how absolutely stupid they are, but then again, they posted photos of themselves after committing a crime. Lock em up!

@pelosiseyebrows5673

2 жыл бұрын

And….Ray Epps’s And…. Pelosi refusing to contact National Guard…. And BLM and ANTIFA riots (I mean “peaceful protests.”) Only person killed on Jan 6th was a white female veteran shot by a black cop without provocation.

@robertcowan7610

2 жыл бұрын

Their "Proof of Felony Selfies"

@b2kzangelalwayz

2 жыл бұрын

@@pelosiseyebrows5673 I would have paid to see that lowlife take her last breath. 😊😊 enjoy your day!

@Cliff2024

2 жыл бұрын

@@b2kzangelalwayz "LET'S GO BABBITT"!! HAHAHA!!

@b2kzangelalwayz

2 жыл бұрын

@@Cliff2024 😂😭😭😭

The Mike Lindell impersonator is spot on.

@devonlockwood1477

2 жыл бұрын

It's really crazy how good he is!

@timdaugherty4014

2 жыл бұрын

Too bad nobody watches Kimmel anymore. Just like CNN. LMAO!

@AUTOPSY666

2 жыл бұрын

Tim is here watching Jimmy saying that nobody watches.

@sweett2185

2 жыл бұрын

@@timdaugherty4014 You are apparently watching him. 🤡

@timdaugherty4014

2 жыл бұрын

@@sweett2185 Somebody has to.

Can’t blame the anti-maskers totally, because this is the most difficult thing they’ve ever had to face in their lives...covering their mouth.😂

@robk.6591

2 жыл бұрын

Snap! 😆

@fitz_94

2 жыл бұрын

i bet you wear a mask alone in your car lmaoo!

@vocallocal7824

2 жыл бұрын

🎉🎊CONGRATULATIONS!!!🎊🎉 You win the Internet! Please accept your prize. 🥇🏆

@catslivesmatter1268

2 жыл бұрын

😂😆😂

@catslivesmatter1268

2 жыл бұрын

@@fitz_94 as you should be doing unless you have a great cabin filter

That Telediario guy’s rant is fantastic!

Omg Leonardo...🤣 I've never seen anybody so mad and make so much sense at the same time 🤣😆 keep up the great reporting👍

I once asked a prosecutor, why they'd do that?... He said, they are not here because they're smart... LOL. 9:20

@devonlockwood1477

2 жыл бұрын

Best comment 👌

@e22ddie46

2 жыл бұрын

Apparently a good chunk of people confess to crimes while on the phone at the prison.

@S1L3NTG4M3R

2 жыл бұрын

@@e22ddie46 yes they do... I have heard them...

I'm 29 and today is day 3 of being infected with the Omicron varient. Fever, headache, fatigue, runny nose, joint pain and throat starting to get sore. I can't wait for it to F off already!

@aliengranpa

2 жыл бұрын

What sucks is I have joint pain, fatigue and headaches almost daily!

@tjvanderwalt92

2 жыл бұрын

@@aliengranpa Oh no!! I'm sorry to hear that!

@tjvanderwalt92

2 жыл бұрын

@NANI Yeah some people are just blind

@iamwell5654

2 жыл бұрын

I wish you a speedy recovery. Sorry you’re dealing with all that.

@FM-kl3iu

2 жыл бұрын

Immunized and boosted HOPEFULLY that will keep you out of hospital.

I remember hearing about the guy who was so angry people said Jan 6th was a false flag he went on a livestream and announced that he knew it was Trump supporters because he was there. Then he was confused about why the FBI turned up at his house...

@mxr248

2 жыл бұрын

Funny there were about 6 FBI agent’s involved in setting the capital BS and were there dressed up as something else.. funny that’s come to light but not all over the news.

@WilliamRing45

2 жыл бұрын

@@mxr248 Come to "light" how? Your source? Even if true, do you think they had the leadership ability to drive that whole lynch-mob of insurrectionists?

@kevrkey

2 жыл бұрын

@@mxr248 You're funny.

@sweett2185

2 жыл бұрын

@@mxr248 it was trump's FBI. You are going to expect people to believe that the dems set up a coup d'etat to overturn an election they won. Good rationale.

@fredworthmn

2 жыл бұрын

My first clue that January 6th was NOT a false flag operation was that the RepubliQans are NOT supporting the January 6th committee. If it was a false flag, or RepubliQans had nothing to do with it, then supporting the January 6th committee would have been on the TOP of their agenda!

The sense of entitlement of these insurrectionist traitors.

@theredsofine8375

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, all those BLM peaceful protesters. 🙄

@ricktd6891

2 жыл бұрын

The traitors are in office and on all the late night shows and most news stations.

The my pillow guy that Jimmy has is so hilarious and on point. "NO JUNO, NOOOO"

@kingjay1628

2 жыл бұрын

Mikey be singing in his sleep 💤 that tears is on his pillow and pain is in his heart cause by his stupidity.

@oldrrocr

2 жыл бұрын

crazier, If Lindell had the endorsement of the biggest loser, he would probably get money sent to him from the wacko magats... SMH

@user-yh7fc7wt6v

2 жыл бұрын

There is no proof that any democrat is a human None There are people "just"people in that cult but definitely no humans Fun fun fun days Yeah Fun days

@jamesanthony5257

2 жыл бұрын

Sadly, the "Q" people are bagging up their cash now to send it to that MyBank address.

@kellycook3914

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-yh7fc7wt6v it was Republicans who cut food stamps and meals on wheels for the elderly and tried to eliminate healthcare for MILLIONS of Americans during a global pandemic with no replacement! Democrats fought to keep the ACA and ensured stimulus checks went out when needed!

what part of "if we close your account you're put on a bad boy list" did mike lindel NOT understand? They're offering him the choice to close it himself and not risk that.

@sunshine3914

2 жыл бұрын

He doesn’t shut up long enough to understand anything.

@Shuizid

2 жыл бұрын

Kinda weird telling a grown man he would be going on a "bad boy list"... like, how stupid do they think he is? And given his reaction, are they aware that he is even worse?

@oldrrocr

2 жыл бұрын

but to his audience he's a frigging genius messiah of merchandising, and dedicated servant to their clown king.

@darkquaesar2460

2 жыл бұрын

@@Rose-jk8ur You only know what an idiocracy is from watching the movie with the same title. Get off your high horse Rose.

Rioters: "Of all the things I lost on Jan 6th, I miss my mind the most." 😀

@DeepSubmerge

2 жыл бұрын

And also their underwear!

@carrollsanders9376

2 жыл бұрын

A 🧠 is a Terrorists thing too lose!

@ch1il986

2 жыл бұрын

Fighting for freedom is wrong, but killing people and burning business for criminals is just fine, I'm definitely not for either side thank goodness because I can clearly see what's what and not a hypocrite.

@carrollsanders9376

2 жыл бұрын

@@ch1il986 One side is fighting for Liberty, the other for Authoritarian Kingship of an elite Dictator!

@ch1il986

2 жыл бұрын

@@carrollsanders9376 no not really because people don't like the orange man does not mean we should believe and let the other side control and manipulate every aspect of our lives, people are just to blind and ignorant to see any of this they have been programmed and dumbed down for a long long time now we are seeing the results, and I do not back either side but I will not lie either and I am not a trumper he's an actor and he played his part all to well.

The person playing Samantha did a lovely job, hope you use them in further sketches!

@auldthymer

2 жыл бұрын

I came here to say the same thing. Wonderful performance.

@chelseasmith9113

2 жыл бұрын

She’s a comedian who got really well known for her TikTok’s during 2020 and now she writes for Kimmel!

@PabloSanchez-qu6ib

2 жыл бұрын

I hope she sorts her problems with grandma.

@juliebrooks2793

2 жыл бұрын

I think her name is Blair Erskine. Her videos are hilarious.

@billhaulenbeek5156

2 жыл бұрын

@@chelseasmith9113 do you know her name?

The fake pillow guy has me laughing so hard my side hurt.

@stylis666

2 жыл бұрын

I thought it couldn't get any worse and then: "Ah, well, it's the thought that counts." I'll feel that for a couple of days XD

I hope their phones are tracked. They truly are so stupid but I’m not surprised!

The guy that does the pillow guy impersonation is top talent 👍🏼

Leonardo… you are on point!

4 test kits. 2 tests per kit. Total 8 tests free.

@jdmartin2984

2 жыл бұрын

Oh ya jab that swab for the cultists and tyranta

@user-jo3go8fe3g

2 жыл бұрын

From India here, we have unlimited free tests lol

@UkeCan1

2 жыл бұрын

Still not enough for a household.

Vaguely worried Mike Lindell will think this is a good idea and open a bank.

Oakley: The Official Brand of the January Insurrection.

@johnnyhunter

2 жыл бұрын

They've got to be white though. Matches their watch, belt and shoes.

Yea for Leonardo!!!

Leonardo, you are a living legend 👍........ and no truer statement ever said... "Freedom doesn't give you the right to screw others"......

@kittycatmeowmeow963

2 жыл бұрын

I need to put that on a T-shirt

Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air right now. You rock Jimmy. 😇 🤗❤💙❤💙

@Cryaboutmyhandle

2 жыл бұрын

Literally a bot that only posts this same comment here to drive traffic..

@MarcKloos

2 жыл бұрын

We all know Conan is (was) the best, then Seth and Stephen. Other Jimmy is worse, that's true.

Omg, my tummy hurts from laughing so hard for so long...I had to pause midway to catch my breath and post this. Thanks Jimmy, and writers, keep up the great job 👍. I've watched the whole thing now, great job everyone 👏

@devonlockwood1477

2 жыл бұрын

It actually takes me a few seconds to realize that it's not him! Pretty much every time!

@kingjay1628

2 жыл бұрын

Keep putting your foot on these MAGA Dummies neck Jimmy.

@jamesbrock4291

2 жыл бұрын

@King Jay1 how is the current president fairing so far? How about those democratic/liberal policies?

@user-ej2wr5bg2v

2 жыл бұрын

@@jamesbrock4291 considering that he took over during a pandemic were the previous administration was looking for someone to blame rather than actually doing something about it, we're doing ok. A lot of people lost everything and that led to more crime and now both covid and crime are even worse. But compare 2020 to 2021, things are actually looking up.

@someguy5438

2 жыл бұрын

@@jamesbrock4291 for only a year in, great. He does have to fix 4 years of blatant incompetence, so that takes a minute.

😂😂😂😂😂we need to make the hilarious Mexican news anchor go Viral😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Thank You Mr.Spanish News Anchor guy.They oughta be taking that seriously

Your Lindell guy is a treasure. Goddamn.

My fave news anchor! He needs presidential Medal of Honor.😂😂😂

My paranoid schizophrenic uncle and I seen a Mike lindell interview on TV this weekend and my uncle was like "Damn! This guy got it worse than us." Us meaning, him and the voices in his head

@saltwatertaffy7020

2 жыл бұрын

Well, I have several voices in my head, but each one is wearing a mask!!😷😷😷

Guilllermo I could listen to his laugh all the time

With all the Brandon crap I'm surprised they're not claiming that they were chanting hang my pants.

@alexquyenvo5196

2 жыл бұрын

Haha... You're too much haha... Love your sense of humor haha...

@stevej.7926

2 жыл бұрын

Salty Sleigh indeed 😂

@lolodee3528

2 жыл бұрын

Hang my pants!!!🤣😂🤣😂😅

@johnbrowne3950

2 жыл бұрын

Let's Go Brandon chant in dozens of college football stadiums all summer. Loved it. Too bad Joe doesn't understand it.

@saltysleigh7838

2 жыл бұрын

@@johnbrowne3950 your upset he doesn't have thin orange skin huh. Its a good thing its winter and you snowflakes stopped melting at a rapid pace.

The fact that the insurrections called the office they ransacked speaks volumes to that they need to be prosucuted. It is clear they don't understand what they did nor are they regretful.

@jjames943

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah… it’s kinda like people looting and burning stores in their own communities then whining about no jobs or places to shop. Am I right?

@akaimizu1

2 жыл бұрын

@@jjames943 nice one, but you know the difference between the first example and yours? The first example actually happened and there’s a direct record of the same people calling the office.

@jjames943

2 жыл бұрын

@@akaimizu1 So you're saying that BLM supporters and ANTIFA didn't riot, loot, and destroy cities for the better part of a year? That they didn't assault innocent people eating dinner simply because they wouldn't support their cause? And they didn't take over several city blocks in Seattle? And they didn't set fire to police stations and courthouses? None of that happened?

What's scary is, if Lindell actually did this, so many people would fall for it.

I like it when the post the monologue before the actual air time.

That Mexican news-guy is my new hero!

Kimmel’s Lindell is too good. I can see the authentic concern of a man drowning in chaos on his face.. I’m laughing before he even speaks! “Oh, jimmy-boy!”

"Nancy Pelosi's office called. They found your mind; it was behind the couch the whole time."

The only thing they should be looking out for is their own minds.

@LindaC616

2 жыл бұрын

'Cause they lost 'em long ago....

We already have a MYBANK Branch in New Mexico! He is not welcome here though!😖🌷❤✌💛

Leonardo!! You, rock!

Omg the Mike pillow segment was perfect, except for 'stolen'... he should've said "stold" 😆 🤣

9:02 “We’re not clowning around!” 🤣

Mike is great…it’s so hilarious.

Mike Lindell's can-do spirit would have been inspiring if it wasn't for, you know, him being batshit insane and all.

@floopybooples

2 жыл бұрын

Why is he insane?

@Anthony-hu3rj

2 жыл бұрын

@@floopybooples Trick question? Okay. Why IS he insane?

@floopybooples

2 жыл бұрын

@@Anthony-hu3rj No really, what about him makes him insane?

@Shuizid

2 жыл бұрын

@@floopybooples The part where he puts all his effords into spreadling lies to appeal to a dictator?

@floopybooples

2 жыл бұрын

@@Shuizid What lies? What dictator?

Fun fact, the Leonardo Schwebel went all out even tho Mexico has a vaxxed rate of 84%, almost double that of the US!! Good job!! 👏👏👏

@nerfherder4284

2 жыл бұрын

It's actually not quite like reported but the vaccination rates for the total population is 75% in the US and 58% in mexico. The problem is the media mixes up total vaccination rates and the adult vaccination rate. Adult rate is 87% here and 84% in Mexico.That guy is my freaking hero tho. (US #'s from the CDC)

Love the Mike Pillow comedian. Thank you!

Hopefully she told them everything was fine and to please come get whatever they had lost....and as soon as she hung up her next call was to the FBI...

@egggamer1800

2 жыл бұрын

Literally 😂😂😂

@hunglikeahorse---fly

2 жыл бұрын

We knew they were morons considering they were so easily led by the orange 💩 stain... but to call the scene of the crime asking for their possessions... absolutely moronic!!!

@MrMac6375

2 жыл бұрын

And she probably knows some at the FBI, like those who were infiltrating the rioters that day!

@trufflesrheaven

2 жыл бұрын

@@MrMac6375 You're delusional. Go collect your check from DT.

I love your lost and found in Nancy Pelosi's office segment. Your cast member who did that is bigly hilarious.

I went in to pay for my gasoline and turned to leave when a young woman tapping on her phone almost crashes in to me. I aggravatedly said, " what NO MASK!" She said ,"I have a big nose" to which I replied, "Yea I get it but I still wear underpants" She looked like she saw a ghost!!

@emmettgrogan4217

2 жыл бұрын

Brilliant. The manly Mr. Stanley.

"BABY GRAVY"??? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🙏 OH My Effing God Team Kimmel Writers??? 😆😅😅🙏🙏🙏🙏

Love you Jimmy Kimmel and Guillermo!! 💖💖💖

I lost it with my friend like the news anchor. So much stupidity drives me mad. We are no longer friends until they get the shot

Leave it to the highly stable geniuses in Trump's base to not only leave personal belongings behind while desecrating one of the symbols of our fragile democracy, but to then ask for them back.🤦‍♂

@jogman262

2 жыл бұрын

Trumpo loves the poorly educated.

How did that car not hit the other parked car? 🤨

@danielgregory3295

2 жыл бұрын

Nice even ice, I guess..(he might want to consider some salt for that!)🖖😂😂

Maybe Mike Lindell should open his own and call it Frank Bank.

@LLL-zt3fz

2 жыл бұрын

Lumpy!! :)

Absolutely hysterical!! Insurrectionist forget items and call to see about a lost and found!! This really shows their mentality!!😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

A “BAD BOY LIST” … Where do I get one of those lists

Rioter: “Hello. I think I left my phone in your office.” Pelosi: “Have you checked the lost and found? It looks like a garbage canister.”

@ccefc_families297

2 жыл бұрын

Even better if she said, "Tell me your address and I will have an officer deliver it to you."

Please get the test and share extra test with another.

Nobody ever said they were smart.

fantastic Mr. Schwebel

Someone’s gotta Give that newscaster another job. And put him all over the new stations in America.

The last bit reminds me of police catching criminals by claiming they've won a lottery and need to show up in a particular place to collect their winnings. The "prize room" has armed guards and bars on the windows.

Tell that guy to buy winter SAND abrasives (not salt, its bad for the environment) and just sprinkle some all over the ice. They come in 5 or 10-pound bags. I'm pretty sure you can order from Walmart.

@robertcowan7610

2 жыл бұрын

Every molecule, both living and not, has a tiny bit of salt in it. Salt IS the environment.

@Dakhoth

2 жыл бұрын

@@robertcowan7610 "Brawndo. It's got what plants crave. It's got electrolytes."

@marshwetland3808

2 жыл бұрын

@@robertcowan7610 That's the most ridiculous thing I've heard in years, and given the TFG era, that's saying something.

@TheJimprez

2 жыл бұрын

@@robertcowan7610 IGNORANCE at its finest... A MOLECULE is the smallest grouping of atoms you can have of a PURE substance or ELEMENT on the periodic table. SALTS are a COMPOUND of different molecules, with special properties. There are NO salt molecules and there are NO molecules with MIXED elements. Are you getting your education in a RED State, with decrepit public funding? Or do you watch too much Joe Rogan???

@TheJimprez

2 жыл бұрын

@@marshwetland3808 Social media education. America doesn't watch Sesame Street anymore, and their classrooms teach things like Flat-Earth and Creationism. They are going back to the Salem witch hunt times and religious zealotry. It's a long term DUMBING-DOWN effort that is finally bearing fruits...

I had to watch that in very very slow motion to make sure that poor guy did not hit his head when he fell as i'm hearing more and more instances of just how deadly that can be. Ya gotta love those doorbell cam videos. They're the gift that just keeps giving - entertainment!

Btw, PB&J SHOULD stay in seprate jars, ALWAYS

13:37 does that guys voice from the “bank” sound like Ted Cruz?

Leonardo said exactly what we're all thinking. Well said :)

Would love to shout Leonardo Schwebel a drink. He speaks for the so far silent majority. Give him a medal.