“Another weird day in America.” Sums it up.

@user-os1fq8zk9c

3 жыл бұрын

Digi

@nicholasl7836

3 жыл бұрын

Long live Boris Johnson our national hero !!! Best PM in British History and everyone loves Boris !! BACK BORIS now

@nicholasl7836

3 жыл бұрын

Long live Boris Johnson our national hero !!! Best PM in British History and everyone loves Boris !! BACK BORIS now.

@nicholasl7836

3 жыл бұрын

BACK BORIS NOW

@pureicedteafanatic541

3 жыл бұрын

“Donald Trump is just Trash with Money" Farron

Just make a duplicate of the Oval Office in a old folks home, he won’t know the difference.

@kittyprincess_mini9032

3 жыл бұрын

Theres a replica tyler perry built on his production lot in atlanta Ga

@pannachawangkul585

3 жыл бұрын

@B B President elect Biden is only 4 years older than the obese orange loser, and he can walk or jog up or down the slope just fine, as in unassisted. That should be an indication of his health. As for how long he will live, only God knows! A mere mortal has no right to predict.

@kennethreynolds1532

3 жыл бұрын

@@pannachawangkul585 Biden has dementia have you not heard the man he is just a shell

@controversialhunter8032

3 жыл бұрын

@@kennethreynolds1532 I don't believe its just Dementia I think he also has Parkinson's disease. No worries Remember when Al Gore became President? Oh ya nvm that didn't happen either!

@fleshpuppet2679

3 жыл бұрын

Build it on a Golf field next to Macdonald's ,done deal....

Jimmy Kimmel has gotten so much more savage. I love it.

It was never about the country. It’s always about the title this guy wants to keep to evade NYC.

@willritter4076

3 жыл бұрын

I'd be honored if some fellow concerned citizens would take a quick listen to my acoustic piano & vocal YT performance of DANCING IN THE DARK by Bruce Springsteen in tribute to the United States of America and its next President, Joseph R. Biden. Peace and everybody stay safe in the '020s.

@AngelsOfAresED

3 жыл бұрын

Which is ironic since it's the only place worth going to in the USA. 😂

@IceMetalPunk

3 жыл бұрын

It's not even about that. It's just about this guy being an insecure narcissist. Anything that would suggest he's not the best, most perfect person is an idea that physically hurts him, so his defense mechanism is to lie to himself (and everyone around him) by rejecting reality and substituting a narrative in which he IS the best at all times. It's not some shrewd legal trick, it's just the ramblings of a sad man-child who can't accept that he's a flawed human.

@useyourbrain3765

3 жыл бұрын

May be he left NY cause off the confiscatory taxes, dingbat.

@useyourbrain3765

3 жыл бұрын

So, you don't think the vaccine should be distributed nationally, by the Fed govt? Or, like your presumed VP, you want nothing to do with a "Trump" vaccine? Geez, you Lefty's, every damn thing is about politics. Must suck

I’d pay to watch trump being dragged out of the white house

@G1Transformed

3 жыл бұрын

You won’t need to pay. It’s going to happen. Get your popcorn ready.

@willritter4076

3 жыл бұрын

I'd be honored if some fellow concerned citizens would take a quick listen to my acoustic piano & vocal YT performance of DANCING IN THE DARK by Bruce Springsteen in tribute to the United States of America and its next President, Joe Biden. Peace and everybody stay safe.

@sarahbiber77

3 жыл бұрын

What if they have to taser him!?!?

@Ghost-iv5ur

3 жыл бұрын

@@G1Transformed trump has said he will concede as long as the election is fair

@StormsandSaugeye

3 жыл бұрын

I will record the video clip and fall asleep to it every night.

The only way he's going out is when they physically drag him out! Although that would be an embarrassment but would be hella funny😂

@entertainmeimboredplease4250

3 жыл бұрын

To funny.

@shreeshashreekumar1773

3 жыл бұрын

I wish 😂😂😂

@adammedeiros6265

3 жыл бұрын

I honestly want it to come down to that. Not only our country but the world deserves to see it happen lol.

@vincetheboxingdude08

3 жыл бұрын

Not going to happen the secret service works for him and him alone. Each president has there own detail, until they die.

@crazyivan7910

3 жыл бұрын

Biden will be dragged out in a coffin. He wont make the full 4 years

I tune out immediately when the topic goes to The Bacherolette.

@Paineinyourblank

3 жыл бұрын

80% of "reality" shows are just awful crap. I wince when someone tells me they watch that or real housewives of whatever

@amylee3531

3 жыл бұрын

Me too. I really thought I was the only person that refuses to watch that show. Its so damn stupid!

Omg hilarious monologue, thanks Jimmy and all the brilliant writers on the show!!

How embarrassing for Americans Once undisputed greatest country on this planet. Now a basket case and an example of what not to do

@itzbigchicano001

3 жыл бұрын

Oh how sadly true this is...

@l.g.lolkema2591

3 жыл бұрын

When was it undisputed?

@BM-wf9uf

3 жыл бұрын

@@l.g.lolkema2591 That's what I want to know... Only people I've met who thought it was undisputed, shockingly, were Americans.

@user-os1fq8zk9c

3 жыл бұрын

Church

@iwantsexseemyvideo4988

3 жыл бұрын

Thug

Pompeo is probably scared of what will happen to him after the transition.

@lindaselander9602

3 жыл бұрын

What bout corrupt joe in 4 yrs!

@someoneelseright4671

3 жыл бұрын

@@lindaselander9602 Karen shut the door on your way out! Byeee!🖐

@lindaselander9602

3 жыл бұрын

@@someoneelseright4671 the door is shut on you already, lib!

@sharmore23

3 жыл бұрын

Jail.

@freefacts7590

3 жыл бұрын

@@lindaselander9602 More like you shut the door to reality

Is anyone else seeing how happy Jimmy Kimmel is recently 😂

@marshamariner7897

2 жыл бұрын

Esp when he did the WMCA dance after the election

Potus won't Gotus, even with his eviction notice.

"You can call her Karen if you like" I immediately liked the video 🙃

@preppymilie5215

3 жыл бұрын

He meant like not like the video but that’s good too haha

@mightymine3703

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@tonweave1

3 жыл бұрын

Big Karen

@cannedmusic

3 жыл бұрын

The only thing missing was the hussy red/Chinese red lipstick.

@muajin

3 жыл бұрын

Trump is the king of male Karens everywhere!! Even female Karens too i'm sure.

I was talking to a co worker yesterday. All he said was, "what a country. I can't believe it". He has always been a super nice, older guy and I said, "Yeah it's crazy how Trump won't concede the election". He looked at me and said, "What do you mean, Trump is going to win". I looked at him and was like, O.....K....... I do not argue with anyone about politics and walked away from that one as quickly as possible. I really can not believe this right now

@LuzJulianna

3 жыл бұрын

In solidarity to you, I also really can't understand how trump can put people, who likely exist in the same vibration as he, in this kind of trance. It's really hard to understand. It's hard to understand it here in Brazil also, our own situation. Yesterday Bolsonaro threatened the US president elect with gunpowder.... Lol

@liqme3110

3 жыл бұрын

in 2000 the media said for a whole month that al gore won... soo theres that

@jimothygoldfish

3 жыл бұрын

@@liqme3110 that's when the race was close and it came down to Florida. This race isn't even close. Biden won, it's been declared as a definite projection. Sorry for your loss 😂

@lalaj5831

3 жыл бұрын

@Mustard straps Tenkay So you really do want to live in a dictatorship under a fascist. The majority of Americans have voted against that. Why do you want to nullify a legal election?

@cowboycurtis2229

3 жыл бұрын

@@jimothygoldfish The race isn't close? He's only ahead by 50K in PA, 20K in WI, and13K in AZ. And yet those states have been called by the media already. But he's up by 80K in NC and the media refuses to call that state yet. Seems to me that they are premature in calling PA, WI, and AZ. And if all of those go to Trump, that gives him 270.

I cannot wait for this particular swamp to be drained

@KHWADI

3 жыл бұрын

@Nub B 4 more years of what? corruption, longer pandemic, more lies, more acting like a dictator wannabe, more acting like a big cry baby, more hatred, more braindead people, more support for racist people, more rude and horrible people 🤣

So let me get this straight. the "I'm really rich" guy need donations? Wow his supporters suffers from the "Dunning Kruger Effect".

@Sigh679

3 жыл бұрын

Baffling right and the people sending him money just don't see it. He's such a con.

70 days left in office is for Trump to handover all President responsibilities to Biden, however Trump refused to do so. Hence the US govt should bring forward the inauguration day to next week.

@mailamakua602

3 жыл бұрын

We should rush inauguration events as quickly as he put that mess of a judge in office.

@robertlust6234

3 жыл бұрын

Citizen black science guy from the news

@robertlust6234

3 жыл бұрын

Samsung was that an eco drive, citizen watches have eco drive and so boss

@evolutionaryadvantage

3 жыл бұрын

@@robertlust6234 Are you drunk? 😉

@tessietesoro7407

3 жыл бұрын

😂 😂 😂, American politic is full of drama?

Seriously, though, America: pull your sh!it together, this is not funny anymore. Edit: pull.

@sophienben-achour5450

3 жыл бұрын

It’s kinda funny tho 🙃

@user-ec5xh8gd2z

3 жыл бұрын

@@sophienben-achour5450 fax

@saint991

3 жыл бұрын

Our sh!it is together tho, Biden is about to take office

@bestoftheinternet2311

3 жыл бұрын

@@saint991 No man. 70 million people voted for Trump. Biden won, but it was way too close

@crazyivan7910

3 жыл бұрын

@@saint991 and to replaced after 1 or 2 years by a leftwing extremist

Has anyone tried “loser.com “ after seeing this😜

@beexkat

3 жыл бұрын

and the best thing is it works

@maralalidoosti24

3 жыл бұрын

I love how every late-night show host is destroying Trump, even Fallon's doing it

@mrnonsense1031

3 жыл бұрын

I did and i don't regret it. 🤣

@chrism9294

3 жыл бұрын

It works. Made me crack up laughing, even though Jimmy showed us what I looked like.

@clarazegarelli5861

3 жыл бұрын

I tried and it works. so funny.

How embarrassing for America 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Bottom line: He's leaving that White House in January..... one way or the other.

@Kamarca

3 жыл бұрын

I'm trusting the Secret Service to be patriots.

@crescentmoonchild4031

3 жыл бұрын

That’s true...he can say or do anything he wants but it’s inevitable

@Pusfilth

3 жыл бұрын

Not necessarily

@loua2134

3 жыл бұрын

I wouldn't be so sure of that!

@Glenbard4

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed! They should make his removal a PPV event to pay off the national debt! Who wouldn’t pay to watch that?

Is there anyone else who is totally disinterested in the “Bachelorette”?

@VileVamp

3 жыл бұрын

Only everybody.

@teresaamanfu7408

3 жыл бұрын

I’m very interested. It’s my perfect diversion to clear my mind from all the Trump craziness.

@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460

3 жыл бұрын

I'm disgusted by it. I stopped watching 6 or 7 years ago. Then watch the Bachelorette season when the first Black Bachelorette was chosen. Lost interest after that again. It's just pitiful in every way and not a good "escape" at all. The only so-called "reality" show I am able to watch without puking is *Yummy Mummies* on Netflix. Strangely, that one is interesting escapism.

@julianmagana69

3 жыл бұрын

I think he’s forced to incorporate them into his jokes as part of some promo, since both Kimmel and Bachelor are on ABC.

@richardnavratil9661

3 жыл бұрын

I do like Kimmel and the show, but when it goes to the Bachelorette and those segments with his cousin or the game correspondents I turn the video off, they just don't seem that funny and feel forced

Holy crap, Jimmy. That suit is literally the reason HDR12 exists. I've never seen such strong banding on a digital recording of clothes! It would look amazing with the right color depth.

Trump lives in his own reality and insists we all join him. That half of us already have is what's truly frightening.

@heirofthenazareen3812

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly. Half the country is living in their own alternate reality Trump Lala land where lies are truth and truths are lies. Thank God 78 million of us spoke up and said, "No more."

@patoren3gou653

Жыл бұрын

It's not half

@gordon3186

Жыл бұрын

@@patoren3gou653 --- Too damn near.

If someone films his final tantrum when, at long hellish last, someone just goes in and drags him out of the White House once and for all, it'll make up for literally of 2020 imo

@canaisyoung3601

3 жыл бұрын

That's probably what's going to happen.

Let see whether America has any backbone to stand up against the bullies.

@Mral236d

3 жыл бұрын

If Biden stays our president we are gonna turn into one of the weakest of countries. He’s gonna let Russia and China walk all over us

@darshilshah2728

3 жыл бұрын

Wait what side are you on ?

@mbtaningco

3 жыл бұрын

@@Mral236d 👈 says a brainwashed sheep. Next please.

@backwoods1732

3 жыл бұрын

What happened to their standpoint on not negotiating with terrorists?

@shelterlovely

3 жыл бұрын

@@Mral236d lol trump made American a laughing stock, wtf you ranting about, nobody has respect for that country again, he was so weak that its laughable

"Her name is Emily Murphy, that's Emily, you can call her Karen if you like" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

A special message from the UK to the US Jimmy. Cheers Bud

On January 20, just evict Trump and fire the Attorney General Bar.

@Akathuty

3 жыл бұрын

No! Evict, prosecute and jail Trump and his whole administration.

@stormyweather8798

3 жыл бұрын

I wish they were alll going. Everylast hanger on.

the republican party have now conceded all their self respect. as individuals and collectively🤦🏽‍♀️

@stopfakenews8368

3 жыл бұрын

Everyone knows the Dems rigged this election........ EVERYONE

@uktea9610

3 жыл бұрын

@@stopfakenews8368 is that you Trump?

@steveholmes5438

3 жыл бұрын

Self respect??? Wow did you forget about the past four years of fake, made up stories of Russian collusion. We are one week in and your talking respect? All the while your party created a fake conspiracy, burnt down cities, etc. Seriously?

@1366Erik

3 жыл бұрын

@@stopfakenews8368 Ya everyone knows. You're correct! Tell everyone you know! Jesus...

@dans4298

3 жыл бұрын

@@stopfakenews8368 everyone knows do they? Be interesting to see where your info is from. Hey maybe it’s just their revenge for all the Russian interference in the last election?

What a way for you to be in history Emily!

I hope we can make light of this now! I really feel depressed about all this darkness. I do see hope, but this ride is getting dangerous!!!

When he goes to Maralago for christmas, change the whitehouse locks. Problem solved!

@tundevirag755

3 жыл бұрын

@Mustard straps Tenkay 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣

@sipfromthehourglass

3 жыл бұрын

Worked for my ex boyfriend :p

@myphonediaz6973

3 жыл бұрын

@Mustard straps Tenkay Eyy man, what drugs are you using?

He also has not yet paid host cities for the costs he incurred on them with his campaign s there.

@lindaselander9602

3 жыл бұрын

What about looting and destruction of your party!

@BobP68

3 жыл бұрын

and i bet little Donny never does. Cheat and fraud that he is !!

@blkcatzette

3 жыл бұрын

@@lindaselander9602 he owed money to states since his inception.

@sYnSilentStorm

3 жыл бұрын

Don't worry he's collecting money for his debts through emails calling for help with legal fees to argue votes

@ericv5337

3 жыл бұрын

@@lindaselander9602 what about trump's bills?

Thanks for the laughs!! Heaven knows we need them.

Jimmy you make my days of quarantine go faster with your videos.

It takes courage and humility to stand like a man in front of the world to concede ..Never going to happen with DJT ..He's a coward.

@robbyolinski1450

3 жыл бұрын

"Yellow" of you will.. maybe "orange" is the new yellow

@akaimizu1

3 жыл бұрын

Once the Republicans let him exhaust the legal pursuits, then he’ll be on his way out. They know the institution will have to hold and not break against the votes. Otherwise, it would break America and completely take away all of our foreign relations in trying to support democracy across the world. Because if our “democracy” becomes a despot, then we might as well say that our message is that a dictatorship is the best policy. You know, that policy we declared Independence from. So if he stays, with no evidence of voter fraud enough to turn the election, (and that would be a serious amount of votes as we never had enough vote issues to turn more than a tiny tiny fraction of the difference) we might as well stop any and all celebrations on July the 4th. Needless to say, this will be the highest test of our system’s protections, yet. In a weird twist of fate, I hope Mitch is right that the system is robust enough to hold democracy intact. To a degree, it would be better for Trump to concede, after this, because his chances to run again are way higher when the American people are convinced he would peacefully transfer at the end of his term. A great amount of Americans (including ones that have yet to vote) would come out of the woodwork if their convinced somebody is a dictator, after proving tendencies to do so.

@JesusRamirez03

3 жыл бұрын

45 and his supporters were never men. Only cowards

@FakingANerve

3 жыл бұрын

@Mustard straps Tenkay ...what?

@leroyrodgers6089

3 жыл бұрын

@Mustard straps Tenkay it’s a bit more nuanced than that but that scenario could play out.

This is just insane but in a way I'm grateful. My Republican friends and family are finally done with Trump. Thanksgiving will be pleasant this year.

@toleary4398

3 жыл бұрын

I feel like the last 4 years are nothing compared to what's ahead with this jackass in the next 70 days.

@haye702

3 жыл бұрын

I wish I could say the same. .

@aubrey1633

3 жыл бұрын

@@toleary4398 he will do everything he can to destroy this country. No doubt about that. Its just nice to have loved ones finally jumping off his sinking ship. After 70 days we will have adults back in charge to fix everything he's ruined. Gotta have faith.

@TahtahmesDiary

3 жыл бұрын

Did they flip before or after election day? 🤔

@gtella31

3 жыл бұрын

You americans are so used to democracy and freedom that are a shame for foreigners that actually have real problems with political parties that are "friends" with democrats...

Hahaha! Love you Jimmy Kimmel! You sure hit the nail on the head with such cleve humor!

He is an annoying child who needs someone to tell him no

@Danny-sd3pg

3 жыл бұрын

You calling a child annoying just speak volumes.

@Serrano46571

3 жыл бұрын

Grow up and let the adults talk here loser

“I love it when we meet a new character in the last season of a show.” - excellent!

@davelawson2564

3 жыл бұрын

LOL ! .....Trump should take advice from corrupt scumbag jokers like Kimmel etc ...yes and he should handover to crooked , corrupt , rotten as scumbag Beijing Biden based on Biggest election fraud committed on constitutional voting rights of Americans by corrupt democrat scumbags.

@birdieerdie2349

3 жыл бұрын

@@davelawson2564 hey cut and paste, where is the evidence??? Please post a link if you have so much evidence.

@batfreakjoker5611

3 жыл бұрын

@@davelawson2564Your brain is clearly cripple

@davelawson2564

3 жыл бұрын

@Nuff916Said wait till it goes to court. courts have already allowed recounting in PA. Others will follow

@davelawson2564

3 жыл бұрын

@Nuff916Said whom are you fooling ? Margin of fraud is like 20% of more that is why republicans are challenging the large scale fraud in most democrat controlled states. ​ you are a moron to think Hillary , biden all corrupt crooks are Heroes. you are Typical zombie democrat voter.

I’m from China and I followed this election more than I did to my own graduation results😂

@stormyweather8798

3 жыл бұрын

I sonhope the.truth comes out so China isn't blamed for Covid 19.

@maellalemon4927

3 жыл бұрын

@Nick Flores don’t cry nick, we know you’re sad.

@LouisLiuMusic

3 жыл бұрын

BETHANY R Jimenez hang in there! Stay indoor and you’ll be fine!

Guillermo is brilliant. He didn't understand Jim's wager 😂

The moment Biden takes his office, Jimmy should invite Matt Damon as a guest. It would be a powerful message. I never ask for likes, but like it if you wanna see that happen so maybe someone from his staff will see it.

@davelawson2564

3 жыл бұрын

LOL ! Trump should take advice from corrupt scumbag jokers like Kimmel etc ...yes and he should handover to crooked , corrupt , rotten as scumbag Beijing Biden based on Biggest election fraud committed on constitutional voting rights of Americans by corrupt democrat scumbags. .........../////

@mara2935

3 жыл бұрын

@@davelawson2564 i didn’t know it was “FRAUD” to count ballots...

@boxinthejack2166

3 жыл бұрын

@@davelawson2564 quit spamming

@mara2935

3 жыл бұрын

@Jew Boy i like how he mentioned all of the qualities trump has: crooked, corrupt, and a rotten scumbag

@katbowen4800

3 жыл бұрын

@@davelawson2564 counting votes aren't fraud

“Reality show host who does not accept the reality” 😂

@coolcat3452

3 жыл бұрын

That's epic lol!

@larrygorsky6104

3 жыл бұрын

i like it when he had his shows, all you people licked his balls clean' when he made president you all were so scared of the Democrats you went along on their 'Hate' mission.....

@joliecide

3 жыл бұрын

He’s a reality TV host? The one thing Trump isn’t qualified to host at all is reality.

@larrygorsky6104

3 жыл бұрын

@@joliecide but he hosted yo mama? lol

@ryanm7263

3 жыл бұрын

You people are the ones who reject reality.

Melania Trump to her divorce attorney: "Stand back and stand by."

@entrepreneursmindset792

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao 😂 well said

@hhiippiittyy

3 жыл бұрын

She wont. Ever. She needs to be sure to lock in Barron's inheritance.

@Ghost-iv5ur

3 жыл бұрын

@@entrepreneursmindset792 he can just get a younger wife now, so it’s a win win

@ChicagoMadisonWesternRR

3 жыл бұрын

She wants her golden cage back!

@juniy7388

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ghost-iv5ur Then he can't get gold digger no more,he has no gold left.

Tell him he can retire to Epstein’s island he should leave right away

@noahharrison1941

3 жыл бұрын

Biden will love it

@brigittetitte4415

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah biden has to go asap

3 жыл бұрын

i think Chump already has an apartment rented in Moscow

@perryg799

3 жыл бұрын

Really 🙄 I think sniffum is already booked to go there because he will not be in the whitehouse 😆 Pennsylvania’s votes after 8 pm on election night are no longer going to be counted my friend and this is just the tip of the iceberg !

I love his description of Bachelorette lol never seen it but he reminds me of my mom in the early 2000s getting all into these stupid shows

Mike Pompeo was shaking his head while speaking, a clear indicator that he didn't believe his own words.

@giannispsillias7964

3 жыл бұрын

Trump has taken his favorite tank hostage...

"Indictment. Trial. Jumpsuit. Guard. Cell." Is the new, "Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV."

@twilightgardenspresentatio6384

3 жыл бұрын

Lock him up

@willritter4076

3 жыл бұрын

I'd be honored if some fellow concerned citizens would take a quick listen to my acoustic piano & vocal YT performance of DANCING IN THE DARK by Bruce Springsteen in tribute to the United States of America and its next President, Joe Biden. Peace and everybody stay safe.

@wanderer0617

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@alialahmad9929

3 жыл бұрын

It seems like you’re ... cognitively there!

@oldrrocr

3 жыл бұрын

and trump STILL thinks "passing" this test shows what a stable "jeanous" he is.

10:55 If that was the advertisement at Super Bowl, US Americans would NEVER skip the commercial. LITERALLY, I watch this video over and over again just to watch that ad parody.

The loser . Com got me deddddddd 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

*"If germs were real! We would be able to SEE THEM!"* using that someday

@JoAMills-px8up

3 жыл бұрын

You are not looking hard enuff for germs. We can all see that bigass germ in white house. Germs are HIM

@annoyedaussie3942

3 жыл бұрын

There is a flaw in that argument, what about the micro chips and micro bots Bill Gates is apparently going to inject you with?

@annoyedaussie3942

3 жыл бұрын

@dan mac I understand in theory nanobots might be useful in the future and actually achieve amazing things even by today's standards but think the conspiracy theorists ideas that a government already has such proven technology that they will inject into you without your knowledge ridiculous.

@LindaRae.

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-px7xp6rw7c That’s just ugly of you.

@annoyedaussie3942

3 жыл бұрын

@Francisco sosa One thing that's interesting is how adaptable conspiracy theories are and how they can be combined etc. So I can pick the Bill Gates microchip one and combine it with the 5G one, 2 completely different strains of conspiracy theories which anecdotally originated in different lands UK for the 5G one and the Bill Gates microchip from the US. So now we can say that 5G will control the microchip and make you sick with Covid 19 whenever you do anything against the Globalist Dark state and they will be able to adjust the Covid19 symptoms up and down to the point of death if they want to. The flexibility and speed these theories can spread is amazing with the Google platform we are using.

This is a good time to send a postcard to the White house; "Dear occupant, YOU'RE FIRED!!!! GTF OUT!"

@oldrrocr

3 жыл бұрын

Sign it: Jared K

@larrymosher5045

3 жыл бұрын

Just say,the draft board is coming tomorrow.He will be gone in a heartbeat.

Along with the yoga pants I think he should also have to wear his hair naturally with no gel and spray. Oh wait- he’ll have to do that in prison.

@liisavarhalla6348

3 жыл бұрын

It's a toupee...

@liisavarhalla6348

3 жыл бұрын

Z

'If germs were real, we would be able to see them' . 👀. Hell yea !!!🤣🤣🤣

Greetings from Western Australia. My friends in America already voted Biden/Harris.

@maellalemon4927

3 жыл бұрын

you and your friends are gems! much love from the blue colorado 🥰💙

Now the billionaire is asking for spare change.

@lynw1623

3 жыл бұрын

He’s broke and in debt to Russia.

@SHENDOH

3 жыл бұрын

@ I ain't nobdys boy. Boy

That news reporter cussing made my day 😁

An "I'M NOT FIRED" Festival 😭🤣🙌

@joedingo6735

3 жыл бұрын

President Trump will never concede, it is better demented Joe Biden works from his basement 😂🤣

Jeepers guys, the US seems bananas 🍌🍌 😬 Hello from New Zealand 🇳🇿 👋

@ajabryant6999

3 жыл бұрын

Trust me, we are ashamed of ourselves. Even those of us who never voted for him. It’s like having to constantly apologize for your drunk friend at the bar who pukes everywhere.

@ralphyization

3 жыл бұрын

Canada agrees with New Zealand! Lol.... just sayin, eh?

@victoriavinson8401

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks. It is bananas - we can't wait until Jan 21st. It will be interesting to see what happens until then.

@wazza7575

3 жыл бұрын

Same from Australia.....

@princessriley3335

3 жыл бұрын

@@ajabryant6999 this is a pretty accurate description. All we want to do is travel and meet the rest of the world and now I just want to hide at home. I don’t want to be seen. It’s terrible how we are looking these days. What a shame.

The GOP is falling on their sword for this guy. Its the Charge of the Dim Brigade

@LindaC616

3 жыл бұрын

I would have agreed with that....and yet Graham and McConnell got reelected...🤦‍♀️

@carolinebarrett4736

3 жыл бұрын

@@LindaC616 I’m probably going to come off as really mean here (not my intention) - is Mitch Mc Connell sick or was he in a bad accident, or something? He looks and sounds like he’s melting.. I’m not from the states, so my bad if he is sick

@VileVamp

3 жыл бұрын

Makes you wonder what kind of dirt he has. You know at least half of them hate his guts, but if they get voted out due to some bomshell he drops, Biden can just undo everything Trump did with a senate majority.

@LindaC616

3 жыл бұрын

@@carolinebarrett4736 Agree, but no clue. After seeing those hands, I don't think it's mean, I think it's completely logical to wonder what's up with that

@ryandavid4570

3 жыл бұрын

So glad you stated something you haven’t thought through. McConnell they call the king maker for a reason. He helps both sides of the aisle succeed. These career politicians wouldn’t back a losing horse without proof.

When u did the pie chart you forgot about Rump's hair fund!

Trump: I'm not leaving Biden: hold my beer

@davelawson2564

3 жыл бұрын

LOL ! Trump should take advice from corrupt scumbag jokers like Kimmel etc ...yes and he should handover to crooked , corrupt , rotten as scumbag Beijing Biden based on Biggest election fraud committed on constitutional voting rights of Americans by corrupt democrat scumbags. ......

@paraman27

3 жыл бұрын

last thing Biden needs is a beer he can't talk normally even sober

@sbrecke1507

3 жыл бұрын

@@paraman27 he has a stutter problem, no big deal

@Floydrush-zx9wz

3 жыл бұрын

@@sbrecke1507 He has a "sniffer" problem, no big deal

My theory is that he refuses to leave because the odds of him being arrested for prePresidency crimes is pretty high.

@theninjacat7200

3 жыл бұрын

me too. filing these lawsuits and attempting to stay in the White house is due to fear. Here's the thing - Joe Biden was a true gentleman. He offered the olive branch in his acceptance speech.

@orsboer6122

3 жыл бұрын

Not only that, but during his presidency also. Plus his mental pathology is taking him to Fantasyland all the time. It's grotesque and surreal.

@Tannytkn

3 жыл бұрын

My theory is the only crime being committed is the election fraud from the democrats

@fivenotewonder

3 жыл бұрын

@@Tannytkn How come fox news also broadcasted the election results at the same time as all other networks (not just cnn) The moment that Biden tipped 270 electoral votes. Which is what you need to win. Yet you don't want to accept it from the news now.. but in 2016 the moment it was called on the networks (because they follow facts and real data and always have done) Trump accepted his victory and Hillary conceded the following morning. I feel sorry for you bro. Deluded to Trumps cult. Last thought. And it takes big brains to figure this out; if the senate, house and president canditates are all on the same ballots, how is it that Mitch McConnell and other republicans kept their seats if so much fraud went on. If they don't accept Trumps loss due to 'fraud' then Mitch's seat isn't valid either as his seat would have been won by 'fraud' Just digest this and you'll be a better person for coming to the realisation that Trump doesn't care about you. He has narsassistic personailty disorder so be assured he only cares for himself and using people to get what he wants. Did you notice anyone who stood up to him or displeased him got thrown under the bus? He conditioned his base to not trust mail in ballots because he wanted to do exactly this - try to overthrow a legit election because he knew he would likely lose. He urged his republican voters to vote in person on election day. Due to the pandemic most dems voted safely by mail. Thing with Trump is, he's an abuser and an abuser will condition his victim (his supporters) to believe whatever he says. Hopefully you can look at this with some common sense and not just instantly reject facts and logic. But I don't hold my breath.

@kaycee25

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah but even if Trump did get another term he would have to face that all the same, just at a later date. So what was/is his plan? To escape the country in 2024? Is there even a country that would take him? 🤭

Jimmy genuinely seems very happy lool😂

That Achy Breaky Heart joke is an insult to John Mulaney's What's New Pussycat prank

He's living in his own private Idaho. Make An is Gape Again

I think Emily is actually Billy Barr's drag persona.

@agiraffe3673

3 жыл бұрын

Always watching wazowski, always watching

@domesticdiva1045

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@ampiersimoni

3 жыл бұрын

Oh, silly me - thought that was Sarah Huckabee Sanders.

@iwantsexseemyvideo7149

3 жыл бұрын

Fiji

@mipoorboy1478

3 жыл бұрын

COMMENT OF THE DAY! Either Barr or Chris Christi!

'Located in Florida because of course it is!' LOL! I'll be using this a lot.

@devanfortier800

3 жыл бұрын

Why Florida ? I LIVE THERE ! Send them to *B R A Z I L*

@jessier3865

3 жыл бұрын

🙄

@LindaC616

3 жыл бұрын

@@devanfortier800 Lol, he was there half of the term, anyway

@devanfortier800

3 жыл бұрын

@@LindaC616 yes and i hate that . i hate it Whenever he comes here . I am enraged by his voice, his actions and his mannerisms. Hell you may as well take "Manner" out of that word because he has none.

@LindaC616

3 жыл бұрын

@@devanfortier800 So sorry you have to live with the stigma!

Jimmy kimmel is funny as hell especially with donald trump man.

SNL could use John Goodman to play Emily Murphy when they do a skit of this new character.

I haven't seen Jimmy this happy in a long long 4 years.

@CraigMcfly1985

3 жыл бұрын

Good to see him in a good mood, but he ain't talking about Trump, he's mentioned Matt Damon not on the show.

@howard7073

3 жыл бұрын

Because he’s a c u n t

@johnbarrett5229

3 жыл бұрын

Just wait. Before long he'll be crying the bitter tears of an extreme libertard. Trust me . . . it's coming very, very soon.

@fishnchips727

3 жыл бұрын

@@johnbarrett5229 Trust me, Your head is full of poop.

@CraigMcfly1985

3 жыл бұрын

@@fishnchips727 facts

Trump said that he would leave the country if he loses, even a statement like that he lied. xD

@amandagardner565

3 жыл бұрын

the secret service WON'T ALLOW him to leave the country. . they will escort him from the white house straight to a jail cell in January.

@ThunderPants13

3 жыл бұрын

He'll probably just go to Hawaii. He thinks that's another country.

@Wynner69

3 жыл бұрын

@@ThunderPants13 I having a restless night and this didn't help. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂.

@princessbeexxxx

3 жыл бұрын

Out of all the things he said, that was the only thing that he said that made me happy. 😂😂😂😂 Gotta be optimistic.

@julielockett1812

3 жыл бұрын

Well hes got russia north Korea or China

Love you Jimmy!

Love the Taft reference.

The dream scenario: The Secret Service hands over his eviction from the Whitehouse to the Washington DC cops, they send a black woman officer, and she tazes him.

@markmh835

3 жыл бұрын

Oh I am going to think about this scenario ALL DAY!! Lovely thought, thanks for sharing! Happy Veterans Day.

@duganchapell9759

3 жыл бұрын

If someone films his final tantrum when, at long hellish last, someone just goes in and drags him out of the White House once and for all, it'll make up for literally of 2020 imo

@larapalma3744

3 жыл бұрын

@phillyslasher 7 times in the back

@jacobhafar538

3 жыл бұрын

Oh the joy of irony

@mrnonsense1031

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe then conservatives will start thinking about police reform.

It’s a dangerous situation. This could seriously lead to a civil war

@troll-fx2zc

3 жыл бұрын

On the left. And ready.

@sophienben-achour5450

3 жыл бұрын

Nahh it’s fiiiine

@tammymac6268

3 жыл бұрын

I agree this could be the tipping point.

@aartgz3

3 жыл бұрын

@Gringoling not that simple. It could get ugly fast for both sides. Civil wars are nasty

@user-jw1cx2lr6d

3 жыл бұрын

stand back，and stand by:）

Man, I can't wait for the mcrib to come back. Its the best time of the year!

Write your Republican congressman! I did and I gave him an earful - but with non profanity language.

Don, seriously; when everyone around you is telling you it’s time to concede, including your wife, it’s really time to call it quits. Stop throwing a tantrum and accept your fate like a true leader should.

@sunnydaze2359

3 жыл бұрын

Erin: But he is not a true leader, so he just can’t do that.

@stormyweather8798

3 жыл бұрын

Even Hillary, who was so cruely denied that win via his crooked,nefarious dealings, was gracious about him 'getting in'. (He did nOt win. She did).

So embarrassing.

@dallaspac4791

3 жыл бұрын

No shame!!! One big joke

Stacy Abrams finally stopped saying her election was rigged, oh wait! ROFL😂

I read somewhere, " Dictators don't have supporters, they have followers. And the best way to make people follow, at least in the eyes of the dictator, is to give them no choice in the matter."

@jewelsvibration2115

3 жыл бұрын

We always have choice. We may not like the alternative, but there is one.

Trump in yoga pants hasn't the world suffer enough already Jimmy.

@sathwikbabuveligatla4170

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@madelaineseguin1490

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@lindaselander9602

3 жыл бұрын

Nw i wl suffr under corrupt joe!

@Downbubbles2

3 жыл бұрын

Goddamn it that image WON’T GET OUTTA MY HEAD. God I need some head right now. Mature jokes everyone I know, I’m great.

@hepty3179

3 жыл бұрын

Now imagine him playing tennis

Gas has gone up along with taxes, 10'000 per month flooding over boarder..how's that working?

Jimmy, Can you do another duet with Anthony Anderson ? LOL

He don’t want to concede, eventually he will be dragged out of the White House. Let’s wait and see that bright and glorious day!

@thepalatrpro

3 жыл бұрын

I hope he puts up a struggle. It’s gonna be live and the ultimate embarrassment. He’ll probably have a heart attack that day.

@oldrrocr

3 жыл бұрын

where do I buy tickets to this event?

@rosamar8132

3 жыл бұрын

I hope I'll be able to see that show . Trump is a joke. The whole world is making fun of the US because of him

@dekuthetechpriestoflondon6791

3 жыл бұрын

The secret service will drag him out by his legs

Can’t they invoke amendment 25...he’s obviously lost his mind...he’s burning down the house!

Guillermo wasn’t paying attention at all 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Fuddruckers idiocracy reference FTW

We couldn't shut him up for four years. Now when we want him to talk he vanishes.

@davelawson2564

3 жыл бұрын

yes and he should handover to crooked , corrupt , rotten as scumbag Beijing Biden based on Biggest election fraud committed on constitutional voting rights of Americans by corrupt democrat scumbags

@Greatergood3

3 жыл бұрын

@@davelawson2564 Did you always cry like this?

@davelawson2564

3 жыл бұрын

​@@Greatergood3 No. I only laugh how idiotic and easily fooled are zombie demonrat voters like you. I guess you voted for the crooked Hillary too. Inspite of vote fraud then the support for trump was bigger so he managed to make it This time fraud got bigger and Biden who could not get even 10% of people trump got in his rallies how can biden "win by highest margin in american history unless its biggest fraud on american citizens.

@Greatergood3

3 жыл бұрын

@@davelawson2564 you speak in such low quality. How can anyone have a good time around you, you are gone bro lol your crying fuels my love for this world, cause I know we’re one step closer to trump being out

@davelawson2564

3 жыл бұрын

​@@Greatergood3 you are a moron to think Hillary , biden all corrupt crooks are Heroes. you are Typical zombie democrat voter.

Imagine the secret security of the White House dragging Trump out and his wig fell off 😂😂😂😂 That would be hella funny 🤣

@pety6014

3 жыл бұрын

They need to.

@fardinhaque5167

3 жыл бұрын

I hope that happens

@Shebeast3

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@deno5566

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. What is it with guys and Trump's wig.

@fredfonebone5108

3 жыл бұрын

The horrible thing is, it’s NOT a wig! He’s got a combover in three axes. The z-axis is probably about three feet long.

lmaoo this was funny😂

I read an interview early with Michael Cohen, he predicts that trump won’t return to the White House after he goes to Maralago for Christmas! We can only hope it’s that easy...

I love how every late-night show host is destroying Trump, even Fallon's doing it

@cliffishot2def

3 жыл бұрын

Lol this has been going on since Dumbnold Trump took office. Hilarious.

@scarface7142

3 жыл бұрын

This been going on for years

@lunababy662

3 жыл бұрын

Its funny asf

@hedegaard8

3 жыл бұрын

Oh? How is Trump being "destroyed" exactly?

@scarface7142

3 жыл бұрын

hedegaard8 do you have eyes and ears

Jimmy best continue to make Trump jokes after he’s done, this is how I laugh every night.

@vidzeerox

3 жыл бұрын

@Nick Flores yeah, Trump is.

@freefacts7590

3 жыл бұрын

@Nick Flores "B-b-but Obama"

@dwarfings

3 жыл бұрын

@Nick Flores So is Trump better for using these same cages? He filled them for 4 years

@beebuffalo1582

3 жыл бұрын

Jimmy do follow up with the kids on trump post election it’s very funny and I need to laugh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Ghost-iv5ur

3 жыл бұрын

@@beebuffalo1582 look in the mirror then

LOL JImmy thank you!

you are amazing 🙏

I’m literally embarrassed for the Republican Party

@inkydoug

3 жыл бұрын

I will be embarrassed for the Republicans when they're no longer a threat to Democracy.

@jordanschlansky4093

3 жыл бұрын

@Larry Bobarry The only place Trump will be sworn into will have an orange overalls dress code.

@Sigh679

3 жыл бұрын

@Larry Bobarry Haha hey Karen Bobarry you can't beat up people on the internet.

@user-jy3tr1rv8v

3 жыл бұрын

@Larry Bobarry You must feel stupid now