Mr. Sausage really out here grinding away his life savings... On an unrelated note, do an edible gold sausage

@safwanmuhaimin8263

3 жыл бұрын

With caviar

@insanity4955

3 жыл бұрын

And 3 heaping tablespoons of mayonnaise

@jeromeshalom9250

3 жыл бұрын

McGolden Mcchicken sausage

@jeromeshalom9250

3 жыл бұрын

Putting the golden back into golden arches

@0ihatetrolls01

3 жыл бұрын

Made this much in 10 mins on his stream

They've done surgery on a grape, they've turned a grape into meat, now it is time to make grapes into a sausage

@masterfarr8265

3 жыл бұрын

grape into meat? You're making that up

@jakewest7787

3 жыл бұрын

@@masterfarr8265 kzread.info/dash/bejne/eJWKqradabHLj9Y.html

@jakewest7787

3 жыл бұрын

Checkmate

@adamjordan1463

2 жыл бұрын

What?! Man made horrors beyond my comprehension?!?!

@lotus7781

2 жыл бұрын

@@masterfarr8265 suprisingly, no! i don't remember the details but its pretty cool, look it up

After this mess we definitely need a flour sausage.

@MudakTheMultiplier

3 жыл бұрын

That was basically the earth sausage.

@patrickjanke63

3 жыл бұрын

FLOUR SAUSAGE

@angelhood101

3 жыл бұрын

flour sausage

@ananonymoushuman8258

3 жыл бұрын

Flour sausage

@whocares4932

3 жыл бұрын

Flour sausage

this mans house is now a sausage art museum

@bakedtoast278

3 жыл бұрын

imagine what the most prized object there would be

@GuemyYT

3 жыл бұрын

Eyy I like ur vids

@elderelijah4394

3 жыл бұрын

Oh, funny seeing you here

@catboynestormakhno2694

3 жыл бұрын

@@bakedtoast278 the man himself

@mcdougallittell7100

3 жыл бұрын

As long as some people keep sending shitty art to him

Sees title: oh neat, frozen crab cake sausage. Starts video: oh Lord he's making his own crab cakes.

@ddooby2178

3 жыл бұрын

*crab CAKE

@itsnotme3882

3 жыл бұрын

Better than bingo making bread for sandwiches

@juniorrivera8557

3 жыл бұрын

He's the sausage kang

You must do an every meat sausage. You’re the only man capable of that power.

@rockstickcomics

3 жыл бұрын

Amen brother

@williamhussey2529

3 жыл бұрын

Lol it’s gonna be like the every meat burrito from Regular Show

@boredomisinfinity5642

3 жыл бұрын

Babish tried and failed. He did not cook the meat, he tried to turn it all into the stew but our man can cook it right, cook it correctly...

@jacobc8036

3 жыл бұрын

He'll succeed where Babbish failed!

@M3TR01DFANBOY

3 жыл бұрын

H-Human meat?

Every single person from Maryland: "That's not how you make a crabcake!"

@ShogunMongol

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I knew I'd see at least one Marylander here. There's not even any Old Bay! This is entirely wrong!

@JessPoetics178

3 жыл бұрын

I literally cringed as he was making this. My Maryland soul is inflamed.

@elderrusty541

3 жыл бұрын

@@JessPoetics178 stfu you’re from Maryland

@hikoplays

3 жыл бұрын

@@ShogunMongol NJ here and im asking the same thing

@hulubulu9034

3 жыл бұрын

South carolina here and i can confirm this is not how we do it.

2:18 I love how that piece of the crabcake just *vanishes*

@viper9152

3 жыл бұрын

As usual. A person with a tick by there name and they are searching for likes and subscribes. Pathetic

@The_Horizon

3 жыл бұрын

@@viper9152 am I not allowed to comment?

@dangamerboss401

3 жыл бұрын

And he goes to hunt the special name person like a wolf with its pray

@EOTR1972

3 жыл бұрын

mmmm yumy crabcake

@goldswaggamer4007

3 жыл бұрын

@@viper9152 Looks like you gave up trying to get yours a year ago and now you're taking it out on people for no reason. Go outside

"Lets go over to the tasting table and taste this sausage!" *Goes over to the tasting wall*

@WasatchWind

3 жыл бұрын

taste the snozberries

@AxxLAfriku

3 жыл бұрын

IT is weird indeed. Everywhere I comment, people tell me how much they love me and my content. Sometimes IT is annoying. But right now, IT would be okay. So say something nice about my content, dear ma

@wez_schow

3 жыл бұрын

I actually prefer the tasting wall, watching him squeeze himself behind the tasting table was the cringiest moment of the show.

@Official_Mammoth421

3 жыл бұрын

Why is this funny

@Budder1252

3 жыл бұрын

@@AxxLAfriku *PLEASE! YOU SPEND MORE TIME ADVERTISING THAN MAKING QUALITY CONTENT! STOP ALREADY*

Can you believe he spent $239 dollars for this episode?!?!?! That's almost as much as the $500 ribs, or god forbid the $1 billion dollar lobster!!

@dingdawng

3 жыл бұрын

I can't wait for him to surpass the cost of the 200 Billion dollar lobster sausage

@NuclearTopSpot

3 жыл бұрын

@@dingdawng A whole jeff bezos and elon musks testicles sausage

@smokeytripod

3 жыл бұрын

I'm sure that lobster sausage cost him at least 678 billion dollars if we account for tax.

@Newt2799

3 жыл бұрын

@@smokeytripod 3.7 trillion is crazy for lobster

@charlespoole8525

3 жыл бұрын

He should do the Acqua di Cristallo Tributo a Modigliani water sausage.

Fun fact: it's physically impossible to touch a bag of flour without getting it absolutely everywhere, so you might as well just go for it.

@troop22airsoft7

2 жыл бұрын

That is very true

Shout out to anyone who's been here since he got the sausage holder

@trolling9493

3 жыл бұрын

or the first cutting board

ordinary sausage is a sleeper agent of rage and his activation words are 'the price of crab'

@poopypoop5180

3 жыл бұрын

And lobster

@cavalierliberty6838

3 жыл бұрын

@@poopypoop5180 500 trillion dollars for a sausage was ridiculous

Please bring back "Should You Buy It?" I miss watching you tell me not to buy products I was never gonna buy in the first place :(

@ZombieRonSwanson

3 жыл бұрын

I loved the jingle so much

For any tourists coming to Maryland, this is why crab cakes are expensive

@justinb864

3 жыл бұрын

Maryland has tourist?

@eumorpha876

2 жыл бұрын

@@justinb864 yes

@SoulcatcherLucario

Жыл бұрын

@@justinb864 all three of them

No one: Marylanders: where’s the old bay?

@SomeOne-vf1rs

3 жыл бұрын

I’m from Massachusetts and same

@greekfire995

2 ай бұрын

YES

The almost flip was still very impressive, years of sausage flipping finally paying off

@mr.e-machine9422

3 жыл бұрын

That don't sound right.

on a long enough timeline, he's going to run out of edible ingredients.

@sheepkillindog

3 жыл бұрын

He has barely touched the international food scene.

@ZZZZZ550

3 жыл бұрын

Heat death of the universe sausage

@WBT_1995

3 жыл бұрын

Everything’s edible if you’re brave enough

@dingdawng

3 жыл бұрын

@@WBT_1995 That is both the most true and false statement I have ever heard.

@Silmerano

3 жыл бұрын

He doesn't only use ingredients though he uses dishes.

The utilization of a Lazy Susan is exactly the kind of high-level innovation in KZread content that I subscribed for. Keep the hits coming, you beautiful bastard genius!

Episode 3 of demanding death grips "I've seen sausage" sung by Mr sausage.

Oh hey, a new Ordinary Sausage video. I sure hope he didn’t spend a lot of money on this one! Wait..

@JJoony_

3 жыл бұрын

TWENTY THREE NINETY NINE

@shravan1005

3 жыл бұрын

I read this comment as he said "Dont forget mr sausage spent 23.99 "

@Caledon91

3 жыл бұрын

Can't wait for the the next joke sausage he makes to have twice the views.

@furiousdestroyer2.050

3 жыл бұрын

WAIT WHAT RIPE QHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE

Mr. Sausage is still clearly upset about the $283 he spent on that Lobster.

@jensl5956

3 жыл бұрын

I believe you mean $358

@uni9700

3 жыл бұрын

pretty sure it was $472

@calamaribowl8683

3 жыл бұрын

*$582

@SamuraiGamer538

3 жыл бұрын

Think It was actually 693.99 after taxes

For someone who suffers with real bad depression I hope you know you’re one of the things in life I look forward to what sausage will be next

@DUKE_of_RAMBLE

10 ай бұрын

Having just discovered his channel, but having Real Bad Depression™, I can say that having multiple episodes to binge back-to-back has definitely helped the days go by! 🥴😔

There’s this burger I had called “PRESTIGE WORLDWIDE” which consisted of brioche bun, shredded lettuce, fancy sauce ,2 burger patties one topped with yellow American the other patty white American , topped with a grilled split hotdog , and a macaroni and cheese croquette finished with a Dino nugget spiked on top with a skewer . Also can’t forget the side of fries 🤷🏼‍♂️

@ServingOthers99

3 жыл бұрын

I had a heart attack just reading this lmao

@themememixers8965

3 жыл бұрын

You suggesting he make that he make it a sausage or are you just talking about what Americans eat on a daily basis?

@datgaydangernoodle1315

3 жыл бұрын

I got diabetes just reading that wtf 😂

@spooktspeek

2 жыл бұрын

reading this clogged my arteries

@DarkToleSon

2 жыл бұрын

I know I'm late, but this sounds dope. I'd eat the crap out of this.

I feel like Mr.Sausage has been very generous with his Will It Blow ratings recently. I would have given that one 2 Ruffalos personally.

@calelsun

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe we need mrs.sausage and maybe a 3rd judge so as to make it fair and they can average the scores

@machocheese0317

3 жыл бұрын

Its just because we haven't had any will it blows recently

@mcgregorli2166

3 жыл бұрын

It may have gotten extra points because of the perfect stick on the landing of the big chunk. Also it had a nice spread with the smaller pieces. I do agree tho he has been a bit liberal with his Mark Ruffalos recently. If he continues the worth of a Mark Ruffalo will go down.

@machocheese0317

3 жыл бұрын

@@mcgregorli2166 i agree, that would explain it better.

@zenketski

3 жыл бұрын

I feel like we're seeing the evolution of a man. We asked will it Blow? But do we ever ask why it blow or how it blow?

Everyone wants to see the 0 sausage, but I'm looking for a 5/5 Mark Ruffalo Sausage.

@MeltyNote

3 жыл бұрын

is that a sausage made out of 2.5 mark ruffalo's meat?

@saltymarshmellow8044

3 жыл бұрын

@@MeltyNote oh you know it 😉

@misanthropicservitorofmars2116

3 жыл бұрын

*Ms. Sausage will remember that.*

@lonk2902

3 жыл бұрын

Who the hell wants a 0 sausage I want him to eat good sausage that he enjoys.

As a Marylander, it's a sin having crab and not smothering it in Old Bay

@Wickie1982

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao was about to mention old bay till I saw this

@SycipsGD

2 жыл бұрын

Dnc

“It’s not anything revolutionary,” he says, spinning the sausage,

The 0 Sausage: A sausage made from every single sausage that received a 0/5.

@drag0nart555

3 жыл бұрын

And to follow up, The 5 Sausage: A sausage made from every single sausage that received a 5/5.

@CoalBee01

3 жыл бұрын

Don't forget 2, 3, 4 and 5

@RedVelvetUnderground333

3 жыл бұрын

Pin this comment

@franklinchadsworth6651

3 жыл бұрын

1mil subscriber 3 part special 0 sausage, 5 sausage, and every sausage sausage

@MelonSeedOfficial

3 жыл бұрын

Sosig null

I love the amateur feel this channel has. It harkens back to the good old days of classic KZread where any weirdo with just a camera, a dream and hardly any production value could get big on the site.

I really appreciate seeing Mr. Sausage take the time for the fan-mail all the time. It's really cool seeing the fun stuff you all make!

"I know you're not supposed to make a giant crab cake but it had to be done." Mr. Sausage understands that your number one priority should always be committing to the bit.

He is actually a good chef ngl

@mikeyaustin7526

3 жыл бұрын

Lol what

@DAINSLEF

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe in other ways, but he sucks at crab cakes. Why pay the 25$ for the jumbo lump crab, then smash it into bits while mixing? Just buy the cheap special or fin meat if you're gonna smash it up like that. And all that flour, WTF?

@Blyndir

3 жыл бұрын

He is the ultimate example of the Everyman chef.

@____11

3 жыл бұрын

@@DAINSLEF *Imagine complaining....*

@davedoesthingsdreaded

3 жыл бұрын

Man is not a good chef. He's an ok at best cook but no way the man can be called a good chef.

As someone from a coastal area, I have to say this is a train wreck. That being said, never stop what you do, you beautiful sausaged fool. Never stop.

2:39 the grinder money shot is why I'm here. Thank you.

these videos are always a treat

You have probably sausages hundred of dollars worth of food and yet water and air sausage still reigns supreme.

@nicksrandomreviews

3 жыл бұрын

Money sausage needs to happen.

@coladecker3792

3 жыл бұрын

@@nicksrandomreviews pennies sausage

@thoughtsabout2631

3 жыл бұрын

Dont forgot dirt sausage

@skucc

3 жыл бұрын

@@nicksrandomreviews Beyond money sausage.

@zeboomer7297

3 жыл бұрын

I truly thought you were lying until i looked. That hurts my soul a little bit

As a marylander watching this from the eastern shore. Crab.

@bigboy6959

3 жыл бұрын

This video made me upset I have never seen someone put tartar sauce on a crab cake

@xandermauer7580

3 жыл бұрын

If he had used old bay I bet it would've scored higher

@blackout295

3 жыл бұрын

@@bigboy6959 maybe it's just a regional thing

@RossLH

3 жыл бұрын

As someone born and raised in Maryland, I'm disappointed to see more filler than crab. And tartar sauce...that's a crime. Use hollandaise like a civilized human being.

@JaceComix

3 жыл бұрын

How has no one mentioned the complete lack of Old Bay?????

$23.99 for jumbo lump crab has the same energy as $30 for lobster tail

0:30 He never saw 2022 coming

Hey, fun linguistic fact about sausages from my homeland, Latvia: "To sausage" directly translates to an existing word "desot". And while "Desa" means "a sausage", "desot" means to run ridiculously fast and it still retains its relation to sausages, it isn't a different word. Example in a sentence? Why, sure! It was getting late and little Bobby Junior was sausaging through the neighbourhood to get home before his parents got angry. "Where is that boy sausaging?" huffed Old Cat Martha, as Bobby zoomed past her, scaring her cats. No joke, albeit a little old-people-speak, it's used in our language. Therefore, "Let's sausage!" becomes "Desojam!" And I get the vibe of having done some kind of mischief or petty hooliganism with my pals and having to skidaddle out of there before anyone catches us.

3 mark Ruffalos, 3/5 it almost definitely seems like it has a correlation

@MercuryBlackN

3 жыл бұрын

Spoilers

@saharshmahawar8086

3 жыл бұрын

I think you're up to something...

@BebopBun

3 жыл бұрын

The sausage's rating is both opposite and equal to the Mark Ruffalo rating

@CoalBee01

3 жыл бұрын

@@MercuryBlackN than don't read the comments if you don't want any spoilers

@andresrincon752

3 жыл бұрын

It's almost inversely proportional. Highest Mark Ruffalos = Lowest Sausage rates

How could ya not have a good time eating crab cakes? I love em, they’re phenomenal

The crab cake lacked old bay and wasn't steamed maryland style so that docked it points

@yamcha9791

3 жыл бұрын

Old bay is overrated

@bob8065

3 жыл бұрын

@@yamcha9791 I can't hear you behind the mountain of old bay I put on my food

@ShogunMongol

3 жыл бұрын

@@yamcha9791 You are wrong sir!

@SycipsGD

2 жыл бұрын

Dn fucking c

The Inverse Ruffalo-to-Sausage Ratio holds up once again: 3 Ruffalos for a 3 sausage

If I had to clean up that much flour, I would've just quit and shut down the entire channel. Mr. Sausage is stronger than all of us. Pop rocks sausage, please.

@lpris

3 жыл бұрын

I don't think cleaning up flour is half as bad as cleaning behind his oven after ever 5 Ruffalo sausage.

its so cool how he plugs the peoples gifts at the end, I love this channel

This is the funniest food video I’ve ever watched. Keep up the great work, Mr.Sausage man

Does anyone else miss the "BUT FIRST!" portion where he smashes the sausage with his fist? Pls bring it back

@leonblum816

3 жыл бұрын

I also miss the oil spill gags

@re_i_gn

3 жыл бұрын

@@leonblum816 damn I didn't even notice that he didn't do it here. Since when did he stop?!

@leonblum816

3 жыл бұрын

@@re_i_gn too long ago :(

@machineheadslump

3 жыл бұрын

Hate when he smashes his creations

@smokeytripod

3 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure he wasn't going to smash his $369 crab sausage, that would be like asking him to smash his $4339 lobster sausage.

3/5 mark ruffalos and 3/5 sausage score not bad. Its been a while since we've seen a 3/5 and because of that we haven't been able to see if the inverse ruffalo theorem works on the middle of the ratings much, but from this demonstration the theorem still hold together.

@norz6549

3 жыл бұрын

why do i feel like i'm family in this channel with you all.

@hinglemcgringleberry1283

2 жыл бұрын

bro spoilers

I love this man's enthusiasm and comedy

People ignore this mans cooking skills outside of sausages

A crab cake without Old Bay is a mistake >:(

I like that he complains about picking it up without making a huge mess despite me waiting for Mark to make his dirty appearance.

I think this is my favorite sausage score art yet.

So soothing to learn that there’s other big countries where crab is too damn expensive.

I won't be suprised if he cleans his kitchen with a shopvac

Bruh when you watch so many of the sausage vids that you know exactly what rating a will it blow will have

I'm glad you brought back the tasting!

4:36 It was only a split second, but he finally broke character.......after all these sausages.

KZread comments suggestion: SAUCEage all the sauce you can find in a sausage casing

this show has slowly turned into a cooking show/sausage show

I absolutely love the little sausage cook plushie

My favorite pre-sausage cooking segments are the ones that feel like your dad trying to make something fancy for new years

What am I doing with my time when I'm putting points into the Mark Ruffalo Score Prediction skill tree and actually seeing results 😣

@Marikk2

3 жыл бұрын

Tierzoo collab? 💀

@briankupfer4929

3 жыл бұрын

How did you predict this? This was clearly a one Mark Ruffalo will it blow but he gave it a three. Has the whole world gone mad?

This is the sequel to lobster sausage that we didn't deserve

@ITCRYS475

3 жыл бұрын

At least this time he didn't spend $90 on lobster.

This channel never let me down

This makes me smile. I don’t know why.

I want a compilation of all the times Mrs. Sausage gets mad

Crab: is $23.99 Mr. Sausage: Righteous indignation

This is fantastic.. I love your passion.

Holly's little doll she made actually was pretty bad ass. Made me smile 😃!

I feel like my sauage has a bias agenst sea food. You never see gim complain about the high price of meat

@rawhide_kobayashi

3 жыл бұрын

you're gonna have a better time with meat that costs $50/lb than canned crab that costs $50/lb

3 Ruffalos is truly outrageous on this one. That was barely a 2. Please, Mr. Sausage.

The tasting table is the best part of my week

Crab and cake are 2 words i never thought would go together.

As a born and raised Marylander who loves blue crabs, this was painful to watch...

@themememixers8965

3 жыл бұрын

Be quiet furry, just enjoy the sausages

@ShogunMongol

3 жыл бұрын

@@themememixers8965 You don't understand! There's no Old Bay in that crab cake! It's wrong!

@themememixers8965

3 жыл бұрын

@@ShogunMongol this whole fuss is completely stupid, you didn’t see any New Orland people yelling at Mr. Sausage for making the jambalaya slightly different

@AceofSpadestheWildcard1224

3 жыл бұрын

@@themememixers8965 Though the British did complain about the Blood Sausage

Fun fact although crabs come from the ocean, it is in fact not a squid, therefore you cannot refer to this sausage as the squid sausage

@sabrynagagne9939

3 жыл бұрын

Squid sausage for life🤌 get cultured

The inverse sausage law still stands! Both the will it blow and the final score were right in the middle!

I'll never get tired of seeing his smile when opening fan mail

PLEASE King Sausage, please do a Surströmming Sausage for us.

Caviar sausage, and no one is gonna change my mind

@art-cs6us

3 жыл бұрын

caviar sausage would essentially just turn into fish oil sausage since grinding up the eggs would just make the insides just explode

I like to think Ordinary Sausage is a master chef and this is just what he does for fun

i completely lost it when he flipped the crab cake into the pan and the flour flew everywhere 😂😂 he sounded so defeated

Ordinary sausage is the chef equivalent of artists that are amazing but use their talent for evil.

Ok, it's confirmed. If Mark Ruffalo score is called "y" and final score is called "x", then this equation should approximate final score quite reliably: x=(5-y)+1

@matthird3961

3 жыл бұрын

That would mean that every sausage that couldn’t blow or got 0 Ruffalos would have a final score of 6

@samuelkomay8058

3 жыл бұрын

@@matthird3961 Yep, it’s definitely not perfect, but it’s surprisingly reliable. Usually gets the score, give or take 1.

@matthird3961

3 жыл бұрын

@@samuelkomay8058 “it’s pretty accurate, give or take 20%”

It's crazy that OS knows a good amount about cooking, like the right way to dice shallots, make rouxs, smoke brisket, but then he will just make a massive fumble on simply stuff like how.to coat a crab cake or.prevent bursting 😂. He'd be like an MIT math student that can't do arithmetic 😆

I love the bloopers of the Sausage Man with his Sausage Family. That is honestly really adorable to hear sometimes.

Marylanders ready to riot after watching this poor display of filler to crab ratio and the lack of old bay

@ShogunMongol

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly! We march on to Florida at dawn!

That gas price comment aged well…

I had to rewind cause its late at night and I didn't realize that those baby noises were coming from your video and I half near died xD

I saw the receipt on the table, and I already knew i was going to sit through a six and a half minute guilt trip disguised as a sausage making video

as a person who lives on earth, nobody cares if you’re from maryland.

@ShogunMongol

3 жыл бұрын

We ain't talking about Maryland, what we're saying is that there's no Old Bay! That's the problem here, bucko!

@Dan-sb2fb

3 жыл бұрын

@@ShogunMongol nobody cares

If you had some Old Bay, that would have been a 4 outta 5 sausage

Those sausages fried up with no bursting, I was impressed

I love this channel.

Can’t believe he spent 30 dollars on crab

@andresrincon752

3 жыл бұрын

He is buying everything at Publix, of course he's gonna pay premium prices for average quality food.

Respectfully sir, you are missing the Old Bay. -Chesapeake, Maryland

Under the Sea is my favorite song and now I want to hear a full-length sausage parody cover of it from Mr. Ordinary

My fav yotuber is mr sausage for how much he does for us