“This is a silly sausage” probably is a descriptor that he could use for 95% of his sausages

@datgaydangernoodle1315

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao so true

@bigdaddyflavortown4606

3 жыл бұрын

I love guacamole and I’m surprised that this became a sausage. My reaction seeing it in my notification feed: Holy Guacamole

@420noscoper

3 жыл бұрын

what about the other 5%

@AmazinglyAwkward

3 жыл бұрын

His sausage HEH

@420noscoper

3 жыл бұрын

@@JimboJuice no what happened to the other 5% after the video

He should’ve used the grinder itself to make the guacamole

@HoolaBoi

3 жыл бұрын

you are so right

@wawatchdog89

3 жыл бұрын

And then PUT IT IN A BOWL.

@rainingcatsandjune

3 жыл бұрын

no no, only the bowl can be used to make the guacamole

@cannibalisticfox7398

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

We never realized how much more powerful Mr. Sausage is compared to Babish... He can eat Cilantro

@marthamartinez6887

3 жыл бұрын

And bananas

@Gearsturfs

Жыл бұрын

*bimbish

You should have a series called "Besting Bimbish" where you recreate some of his recipes and then sausage them.

@OATMEALMAN147

3 жыл бұрын

You posted this on the last video

@ethand.2497

3 жыл бұрын

@@OATMEALMAN147 so?

@Andrew..J

3 жыл бұрын

@@OATMEALMAN147 gotta get recognized somehow. Hope he posts it on the next video too

@theblackvalkyrie69

3 жыл бұрын

@@OATMEALMAN147 the fact that you noticed means that it’s getting recognised.

@PhillyCh3zSt3ak

3 жыл бұрын

This.

Today I learned: guacamole eats through sausage casing like xenomorph blood

@bluhbluh5243

3 жыл бұрын

it does contain lemon, which is very acidic

@apeaape

3 жыл бұрын

Lots of liquid and a fair amount of acid don't do good things to natural casings

@InspectahPatio

3 жыл бұрын

Garlic, lemon, tomato, more acid than a grateful dead concert!

@calebn6489

3 жыл бұрын

Reading this was incredibly unnerving for some reason. What other properties is guac hiding?

@apeaape

3 жыл бұрын

@@calebn6489 well, Avocados are about the only crop more environmentally damaging than Almonds. So there's that.

Aqua Teen Hunger Force sausage: Milkshake Ground beef French fries

@MrScreaminglarry

3 жыл бұрын

Oh ya

@cherylbomb1138

3 жыл бұрын

I GOT YA SAUSAGE RIGHT 'ERE!

@thespiritualfishlad4153

3 жыл бұрын

And a human named carl

@rashira9610

3 жыл бұрын

@ Ordinary Sausage Next KZread Comment Suggestions Episode right here.

@locke_d

3 жыл бұрын

very good idea

"This is a silly sausage," says a man who literally made a beef wellington from scratch just to turn it into finely-ground sausage.

People: the worst thing he can say is 0 Mr sausage: DISQUALIFIED!

@wawatchdog89

3 жыл бұрын

Wait... that's illegal.

@generic8618

3 жыл бұрын

Never in sausage history has a sausage been disqualified, this is a new era for man kind.

@atomicdragon4944

3 жыл бұрын

@@generic8618 i recommended the sweet baby ray's sausage and it was a 6 mark ruffalos and the first disqualified sausage, so it has been done before

@Verethill18

3 жыл бұрын

He should've said it in cromulons voice from Rick and Morty

@conlia

3 жыл бұрын

@@atomicdragon4944 actually, the clam chowder sausage was the first to be disqualified

Still not giving up on the breakfast burrito sausage

@vintyprod

3 жыл бұрын

This

@NoOneHere2020

3 жыл бұрын

Do it sir sausage

@austinblake55

3 жыл бұрын

Breakfast pizza sausage?

@stickmanguyidontknowhisnam6787

3 жыл бұрын

If this guy stops commenting this he either gave up or died

Idea: Lemon & Lime Sausage. Just stick lemons and limes in the grinder - skin and all. 😃

@mastertoe8917

3 жыл бұрын

thats sick….i love it

@greekfire995

3 жыл бұрын

"Sour, sour, and more sour. ZERO OUTTA FIVE!"

@willj6470

3 жыл бұрын

This guy is a genius

@ZtheGAMERguyZ

3 жыл бұрын

You’re insane

@Deluxe-wb8vy

3 жыл бұрын

Yup

Sausage idea: “Mark Ruffalo” sausage, you find out what Mark Ruffalo’s favorite foods are and make that into a sausage

@dandanthedandan7558

3 жыл бұрын

Let's just cut to the chase and grind up some genuine Mark Ruffalo flesh

@eggft.spicysmallguacamole2270

3 жыл бұрын

For a second I thought you were actually suggesting he kidnap and murder Mark Ruffalo to mutilate him and then grind his remains up into a sausage

@dandanthedandan7558

3 жыл бұрын

@@eggft.spicysmallguacamole2270 Great minds think alike 👍

@LordZanba

3 жыл бұрын

Not gonna lie, you had me in the first half.

@chrisperry132

3 жыл бұрын

This sausage looks like a mark "hulk" ruffulo sausage already

it feels like this episode was more about how many bowls he could get dirty

This guys back must be hurting from carrying 2021 on his back.

@slicisbored1482

3 жыл бұрын

ye he is

@allmight2795

3 жыл бұрын

or bc he has eaten to much sausages

@silverdouser

3 жыл бұрын

And 2020

@datgaydangernoodle1315

3 жыл бұрын

You didnt need to add 'on his back'

@sawbutt

3 жыл бұрын

@@datgaydangernoodle1315 bruh

when the moon hits you eye like a big pizza pie that’s guacamole

@BoyusGoyus

3 жыл бұрын

this comment makes me so absurdly happy

Of all the crazy sausages on this show, this is among the last ones I'd expected to completely burst.

“Way more Garlic than the recipe calls for” Sausage guy knows how to cook 100%

Directions unclear, now I have a bowl sausage....

Its always fun trying to guess how many ruffalos he gives for the, “will it blow?”

@Queefersutherland97

3 жыл бұрын

I’ve watched every video almost since he started and I can guess it correctly 4/5 times

@SonicEndouRed

3 жыл бұрын

that was a 2 imo

@imdabeast100

3 жыл бұрын

@@SonicEndouRed it’s a fact that was a 2. He’s really handing out the high ruffalos

@bargen0w

3 жыл бұрын

yeah i wouldve said 2 and a half. it had an ok radius but it didnt splatter enough for a 3

@dandanthedandan7558

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr it's a two. Not enough splatter for a three.

I don’t know how much work it takes to clean a grinder, but it has to be a lot. He put that guac in the grinder for us. Thank you Mr. Sausage.

@NyttAura

2 жыл бұрын

As someone who worked in a meat department for almost 5 years and having A LOT of experience using/cleaning a grinder, I can safely say all of this would be diasterous to clean. Hell, even ground pork was a bitch to clean because it's so fatty. Also, this wasn't a little table top grinder either, this was a 200 pound capacity grinder with a 3 foot long auger that weighed about 50 pounds.

Fun fact: the last sausage to burst this badly was the ikea meatball sausage!

Every time Mr Sausage celebrates the fact that sausages haven’t burst in a while, the very next episode becomes a sausage disaster

One day: Mark Ruffalo in the flesh and blood will appear on the show

If you ever start doing "remake" episodes, I wonder how this would turn out if you included tortilla chips in the sausage

You missed such an opportunity for “Enough with the talkin’, more with the Guaccin’” I’m actually mad

One thing ordinary sausage has over me bimbash is that he doesn’t complain every time he comes in contact with cilantro

@robertschnobert9090

3 жыл бұрын

If you don't like cilantro, you can't cook. It's more important than salt. 🌈

@KenjiAsakura09

3 жыл бұрын

@@robertschnobert9090 A bunch of people around the world will have something to say about that

“I have some real high hopes for this sausage” … Why?

OLIVE GARDEN UNLIMITED SOUP AND SALAD WITH BREADSTICKS SAUSAGEEEE

@b.parker1740

3 жыл бұрын

Similar to this guac one and the Italian(ish) Olive Garden suggestion, he should try a pesto sausage...especially since Bimbish just posted a video on a dish made with pesto.

@dontknowwhattoputhere2793

3 жыл бұрын

Come one down to olive garden and get some free bread sticks

Anyone else loving the voice overs while he's preparing the soon-to-be ground meals?? Honestly a very nice addition to the show!!

Please do a bone marrow sausage! That animal's is your choice

@allmight2795

3 жыл бұрын

Humans?

@rexcaliborb0i226

3 жыл бұрын

dude bone marrow would be interesting

@Chico_Julio

3 жыл бұрын

It would be like the oil sausage.

@leanmeangreenbeanmachine3347

3 жыл бұрын

@@Chico_Julio or the wagyu one

@TheSonOfRyan

3 жыл бұрын

Wouldn't it just be the blood sausage but worse?

Imagine someone mentioning the water sausage

@JazzoBeat

3 жыл бұрын

The water sausage??? **36 dollars on lobster tail-**

@normanmerrick9493

3 жыл бұрын

@@JazzoBeat *$92 on beef Wellington!* *I GUESS?!*

@JazzoBeat

3 жыл бұрын

@@normanmerrick9493 **Over 200$ for Wagu beef ig??**

I have guessed the last several “Will It Blow?” scores correctly, I think I’m watching too much sausage

@nightsong81

3 жыл бұрын

He is becoming one of us. Soon he will be ready to join the circle.

The addition of music in some new vids has been a nice touch! Don’t think we don’t see how hard you work, Mr. Sausage!! Love ya!

Spirit Sign: Fantasy Seal Sausage

@comradedude5824

3 жыл бұрын

*In a bowl*

@TheTrueArkher

3 жыл бұрын

Wouldn't that just be a fumo sausage?

@AnUncreativeGuy

3 жыл бұрын

Musou fuusage

Should’ve called it “Guacsage”

ordinary sausage with music still feels so weird back in my day we went in raw with the audio and ran on pure sausage energy alone

I like the new cooking/recipe elements of the last few episodes. And I love when you just try new stuff and segments. Let's continue to sausage!

“Enough with the talking, lets get to the guac-ing” it was there for the taking!!

@StereoTyp0

3 жыл бұрын

At the tip of his... His.. -Uh His... Improvisation vocabulary.

after 11 months we finally got a second disqualified

I don’t realize how spoiled I am having this man on KZread. From the bottom of my heart, thank you Mr. Sausage.

I have just stumbled across the lovechild of Peter griffin and Jerry Seinfeld who is obsessed with sausage. I am not disappointed. Keep it up lol.

World market sausage: buy one ingredient from every country in the store world market and make a sausage

@OfficialCharles

3 жыл бұрын

That's a lot of ingredients.

Ordinary sausage can: Cook, make sausages and sing…. Hes a total package

@chillboiroblox4742

3 жыл бұрын

Very

I love this new segment about how to cook the stuff you put into the sausage

You can tell that you've watched too many Ordinary Sausage vids when you know that was definitely 3 Mark Ruffalos before he told us it was 3 Mark Ruffalos.

Takes me back to my childhood, a classic party snack

I bet the leftover, post-grinder guacamole is pretty good guacamole.

Not gonna lie, your channel helped alot with my mental state last year. So glad I found your channel

I think this might be the only youtube channel I've *never* missed an upload from, I watch every single sausage

It would've all come together into an amazing sausage if he instead used several sausage casings full of corn chips as the bun instead of a normal bun.

0:34 Babish better up his game, or this quality tutorial is gonna put him out of business

Love Mr. Sausage's narration in this one. He should do this more often!

I wont stop until the oyster Sausage is made

Doesn’t avocado taste bad when cooked or heated?

@ghostkai8713

3 жыл бұрын

Y e p

@Milkthrow

3 жыл бұрын

Never knew that before this episode. This show is educational.

@thatonehorriblebaker7618

3 жыл бұрын

@@ghostkai8713 exactly

@Sin_Alder

3 жыл бұрын

Or just taste bad in general?

@meatballman4329

3 жыл бұрын

Well a thing in Texas is a stuffed avocado so it might depend.

"this is a silly sausage" unsubscribed, i was promised oridinary sausages

Yes Ive been asking for this!!

Lovely content as always, Mr. Sausage!

Sausage man, how dare you commit the crime of defiling a sausage with that vile, disgusting, soapy herb known as cilantro? APOLOGIZE!

This would go really well with binging with babish guacamole sombrero.🤔🤣

2:16 that sound tho 😂

A disqualified isn't a zero. The Guacamole Sausage lives to fight another day.

Lowkey expected him to use the guacamoles you’d get in a restaurant/fast food joint

@starfire309

3 жыл бұрын

Mr sausage gives us quality content. I know he wouldn’t have used store bought because there’s goes half the episode right there

The production quality of this channel is increasing exponentially

this episode was amazing with that commentary

I can't get over all the Ruffalo pictures you use, they're too great

1:30 - Come on, man! There a method to the madness.

I love when mr sausage post because that’s my family eats for dinner that night

i watched the first burst and immediately scrolled down for i could not bear witness to the rest of this sausages fate.

The grinder is what defines a normal episode, versus a KZread comment suggestion

Is no one else disappointed that he didn’t use the 3 in 1 avocado slicer?

Like Icarus flying too close to the sun, our sausage master has faced another burst. My condolences, Mr. Sausage

Make a piping hot plate of fajitas tarascas sausage! ( love your content so much. You've been in our recc's for so long and we never gave you a shot. Now my boyfriend and I are binging your episodes daily. You're great and so is Mrs. Sausage! )

"I have some real high hopes for this sausage" That can't be good.

Spending my Wednesday night binging Mr sausage, no better way to spend it

I swear to you, I knew the sausage was going to burst from the sound of the oil.

I feel like I've been tricked into watching a normal recipe video, until the sausage-acation starts

''This is a silly sausage" says the man who made a water sausage lmao

The Shawn Mullins - Lullaby reference was much appreciated

4:02 minutes of pure emotion

Been awhile since we got a good disqualified sausage. That could be a good idea for a Sausage. The Disqualified Sausage: every sausage that doesn't make it to the end of the episode, combined to see if they'll make a real sausage.

i like the voice over, its almost like a cooking show

0:20 Enough with the talkin'... me: and let's start the Guacing? Mr. sausage: and more making things into sausage. me: oh...

sausage sausage sausage a sausage from the store, sausage that, and then sausage the new sausage.

"This is a silly sausage" - Mr. Sausage

Oh THIS one is silly. That is a really high bar you've set

this is what i needed

0:20 - specifically mad that Mr Sausage didn't say "enough with the talkin, its time for the guac'in"

feifel's cries for vengeance ring amongst the clouds

I've mastered the art of predicting the Mark Ruffelo score.

I'm going to continue to ask for helium sausage

He got the world record for the sausage burst

you know you're in deep when you start being able to predict how many mark ruffalos its gonna be

It probably needed some chips to add extra stability

I love that this is slowly turning into a real, if cursed, cooking channel, with instructions and all

Missed opportunity at the beginning to say “enough with the talkin and more of the guac’in”

That prison shanking the holes into the sausage though.

I like the slow transition to a cooking channel lol

"Are you burst?" *flips over * "OOOOH"

he was in great form on this one

I find it so funny the way you say sawsage

That’s at least a four mark ruffalos. The spatter and consistency of the blow deserved higher