This poor man subjected himself to the internet and now we won’t let him leave

@smartestmoronx19

3 жыл бұрын

He knew the risks. Not our fault he's suffering from success

@shunlau7051

3 жыл бұрын

Last thing I remember I was running for the door I had to find the passage back to the place I was before "Relax," said the night man "We are programmed to receive You can check-out any time you like But you can never leave!"

@CruiserweightChamp

3 жыл бұрын

@@shunlau7051 did not expect to find Eagles lyrics in this comment section - 5/5!

@AsymptoteInverse

3 жыл бұрын

@@shunlau7051 Classy!

@LuchadorMasque

3 жыл бұрын

Hes no longer a poor man

At least he didn’t have to spend $97 on lobster like last time

@OwOstrich

3 жыл бұрын

ikr, $132 on lobster tail and people were like "water sausage tho"

@Lemon-fd1hj

3 жыл бұрын

I couldn't imagine $163 on lobster tail.

@TheVideoProjects4

3 жыл бұрын

"$114 on lobster and these guys want me to eat poison"

@ThatGuyLegend

3 жыл бұрын

It really sucks that he spent 300 dollars on lobster

@nacrid2314

3 жыл бұрын

$500 ON LOBSTER TAIL

I DEEPLY appreciate Mrs. Sausage adding more "uhh"'s to her review to channel the spirit of Mr. Sausage

@Barry_Macaque

3 жыл бұрын

Lol same

@probablynotviolet

3 жыл бұрын

Lol same

@ToyoJToH

3 жыл бұрын

@Mouad Laariki but Mrs. Sausage is a girl

@ToyoJToH

3 жыл бұрын

@Mouad Laariki at the end, there was Mrs. Sausage. That's a boy?

@thagrammarnazi

3 жыл бұрын

Ryan Heiss Ever since iDubbbz more and more KZreadrs do the "I'm stuttering and stumbling over my words, comedy." schtick.

As a sausage maker myself, I can understand the pain of having to unpack sausage casing

@WVkittenrescue

2 ай бұрын

And the cleaning of those meat grinder can get nasty AF

His voice sounds more and more disappointed each episode

@NuclearTopSpot

3 жыл бұрын

if he continues like this, it will lead to post traumatic sausage disorder eventually

@LaurentIpsum

3 жыл бұрын

It is very guarded

@sxllnt

3 жыл бұрын

Losing a year of his life, every time he eats one

@thegargoylecumeth7932

3 жыл бұрын

With the viewer suggestions he's been getting for his show, I'd be getting depressed as time went on, as well

@user-ir6rd2zl2z

3 жыл бұрын

Depression sausage 😔

Historically: You don't want to know how sausages are made. Now:

@lewistranmer2399

3 жыл бұрын

SAUSAGE SKIN SAUSAGE

@chaleb6817

3 жыл бұрын

i wanna know how poop sausage is made

@aspin-the-askal

3 жыл бұрын

Sausage Machine go brrr

@applebottomjeans7571

3 жыл бұрын

Happiness is only real when shared

@thevaultx-n7w

3 жыл бұрын

@@chaleb6817 lol

I just realized that's the turkey he took to charlies house to make the Thanksgiving sausage

@mrman6035

3 жыл бұрын

Ohhhh

@rordongamsey3057

3 жыл бұрын

Wow

@sharkfinthesharkiroo7856

3 жыл бұрын

Damn what a major cameo

I think Ms. Sausage should be doing the ratings her sausage palate isn't nearly as picky as Mr. Sausage

@shayuraswrath690

3 жыл бұрын

mmmmmmmm the food critic better than ego is expressly what we need.

@xXRubella666Xx

3 жыл бұрын

It has made me wonder how reliable of a narrator Mr. Sausage is.

@johns1187

3 жыл бұрын

You and your agreeable sausage lovers can maybe request your food stamp sausage next maybe? Or perhaps the mental health pill sausage.

@doubtful_seer

3 жыл бұрын

@@johns1187 wtf?

@maritzasanchez6520

3 жыл бұрын

Right lol but I can relate to him

Well at least we know those filets were cheaper than the lobster sausage, probably.

@monke6776

3 жыл бұрын

And people still wanted to see water sausage

@coladecker3792

3 жыл бұрын

I know imagine how bad it felt that an 400 dollar lobster lost to tap water

@jrflush2157

3 жыл бұрын

@@coladecker3792 That’s a yikes moment

@puurplegiraffe

3 жыл бұрын

he really spent $2,000 on lobster and people were more interested in water and oil.

@5tarr.Ant1

3 жыл бұрын

Your not wrong

Gotta say, I think the slo-mo playback proved that "Will it Blow" was deserving of at least three Mark Ruffalo's.

@BlitzerXYZ

3 жыл бұрын

I don't understand him that was a great will it blow. When it goes everywhere that is bad.

@MrGrimlocksmash

3 жыл бұрын

5 for the clean flips

@blokvader8283

3 жыл бұрын

@@BlitzerXYZ Nah the rating scale isnt how good the WillItBlow was, it's how pissed off Mrs. Sausage is gonna be.

@BlitzerXYZ

3 жыл бұрын

@@blokvader8283 that's how he judges it but that isn't how it should be jidged

@KB-er8bm

3 жыл бұрын

The Will It Blow score seems to hinge on the ease of the blow itself, and while that one was difficult; I agree that not only the spin but more importantly the little chunk of meat that got some incredible air due to said spin and likely landed somewhere high like a cabinet door or oven hood, is what should make for a higher Ruffalo ranking

Twelve Days of Christmas Sausage Ideas: 1) Fruitcake Sausage 2) Ginger Bread Sausage 3) Candy Cane Sausage 4) Ham Sausage 5) Potato Sausage 6) Carrot Sausage 7) Whitefish Sausage 8) Rice pudding Sausage 9) Chocolate fudge Sausage 10) Eggnog Sausage 11) Hot chocolate Sausage 12) Apple pie Sausage

@SlicedBread1219

3 жыл бұрын

Apple pie sausage might be pretty good

@nightfighter7452

3 жыл бұрын

Eggnog sausage

"If you want to call me sausage, just go ahead now." That was a bop.

"Everything that could go wrong has gone wrong during this filming" I mean it can still burst, right?

@maritzasanchez6520

3 жыл бұрын

* bursts *

@lewistranmer2399

3 жыл бұрын

SAUSAGE SKIN SAUSAGE

@fishinghippie958

3 жыл бұрын

MRS SAUSAGE EVEN ENJOYED IT. WHAT MORE COULD HAVE GONE WRONG?

@SometimesSomethingProductions

3 жыл бұрын

SAUSAGE SKIN SAUSAGE

@bulianjorkman1912

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you league of legends bard

"It's regrind time" KZread cancelled this year's rewind solely to deny Ordinary Sausage an opportunity to participate and make dad jokes.

@raidenkeify

3 жыл бұрын

Yaaaaa it's regrind time

@patchiepls9915

3 жыл бұрын

Mi sono alzato O bella ciao, bella ciao, bella ciao, ciao, ciao Questa mattina mi sono alzato E ho trovato l'invasor O partigiano, portami via O bella ciao, bella ciao, bella ciao, ciao, ciao O partigiano, portami via Ché mi sento di morir O partigiano Morir Ciao, ciao Morir Bella ciao, ciao, ciao O partigiano O partigiano Bella ciao, ciao, ciao E se io muoio da partigiano O bella ciao, bella ciao, bella ciao, ciao, ciao E se muoio da partigiano Tu mi devi seppellir E seppellire lassù in montagna O bella ciao, bella ciao, bella ciao, ciao, ciao E seppellire lassù in montagna Sotto l'ombra di un bel fior O partigiano Morir Ciao, ciao Morir Bella ciao, ciao, ciao O partigiano O partigiano

This guy needs to hit a milli already. His content is spectacular.

@johnmiddle1305

3 жыл бұрын

100%

@itsthecomcom1519

3 жыл бұрын

Soon

@BruceAlarie

Жыл бұрын

is A MILLION so hard to say?

Since youtube rewind is cancelled can we do a rewind sausage? A sausage containing a little bit of every ingredient that's been used in the past year for sausages?

@Mr371312

3 жыл бұрын

it's more than none and twice as much as half

@doubtful_seer

3 жыл бұрын

Oh my god yes

@nickchagnon

3 жыл бұрын

Does that no include the wood from the corndogs?

@fishussugon3215

3 жыл бұрын

THE KZread SAUSAGE

@maxweltersworld2270

3 жыл бұрын

*gasps* KZread Regrind!

If he doesn't do a milk and cookie sausage on Christmas, Ima throw a tantrum.

@sweetbabyrodney

3 жыл бұрын

Fruitcake sausage.

@CJMcMoleman

3 жыл бұрын

or reindeer sausage

@blackirish781

3 жыл бұрын

Too normal

@bozo2096

3 жыл бұрын

@@blackirish781 yeah a Santa Cluase Sasauge is better

@griskew4457

3 жыл бұрын

@@bozo2096 holy, that’ll take me off the naughty list

I love the slick hand-wipe transition only to then immediately jump cut to a different shot of the oil.

@lineartips1260

3 жыл бұрын

I immediately burst out laughing it was so unexpected

So nobody's going to talk about the fact he stuffed the sausage on the WRONG side of the stove?

@GoldenYaldabaoth

3 жыл бұрын

That'd be why it burst.

@YargleBlargle

3 жыл бұрын

It didn't burst though 🤔

Obviously, Ms. Sausage has more refined palate than Mr. Sausage.

Mr. Sausages wife must be the luckiest woman ever

@jawa9376

3 жыл бұрын

he has the biggest *sausage* in bed

@SalvageET

3 жыл бұрын

Mr. Sausage's sausage sausage for episode 69

@TheSteam02

3 жыл бұрын

And unluckiest.

@scottyhaines4226

3 жыл бұрын

Senora sausage

@Potacintvervs

3 жыл бұрын

She gets sausage every day

The day after Thanksgiving he should make "leftover Thanksgiving sausage"

@CsStoker

3 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure that he already did that one

@latinking_kk5908

3 жыл бұрын

@@CsStoker didn't he start his channel this year? If he did he should make it again

@calamaribowl8683

2 жыл бұрын

@@CsStoker I think you're thinking of the Passover sausage

I think we need more of Mrs. Sausages hot takes

Every sausage this man makes he descends further into insanity

*Imagine if you heard a surfer bro say out of his mouth:* “Want to get a surf and turf sausage dude?”

@Kerithanos

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine if you heard him say it from anywhere else.

@nitemare3904

3 жыл бұрын

'Sup melatto. Wan' sum nuggs?

@hightunnel2723

3 жыл бұрын

I love this comment

@re_i_gn

3 жыл бұрын

@@nitemare3904 I know you dude. You're Mellow Mike!

@nitemare3904

3 жыл бұрын

@@re_i_gn wanna hit the trail of the sleepin bear and get vertical bro?

“In the quest for sausage, we do what we must” -Ordinary Sausage, Nov. 17, 2020

@thespywhocould5825

3 жыл бұрын

Still no one has replied so I will be the first

@rajeeshstreetshitter4056

3 жыл бұрын

~We do what we must, because we can~

@theofficiallobst6592

3 жыл бұрын

The hardest decisions require the strongest of wills

You should make a normal delicious sausage recipe on april fools!

I am 100% here for Mrs. Sausage weighing in on the judging. 10/10

SAUSAGE IDEA: "BUSH'S BAKED BEANS SAUSAGE!!" YOUR CHOICE OF BEAN FLAVOR!!

@blokvader8283

3 жыл бұрын

That sounds genuinely terrible. I love it.

@bozo2096

3 жыл бұрын

No a *SANTA CLAUSE SASAUGE IS BETTER* Bones are optional

@gulieve

3 жыл бұрын

Great Idea, and make it a double feature with refried beans too

@shane9245

3 жыл бұрын

@@gulieve prepare for trouble _and make it double_

@gulieve

3 жыл бұрын

@@shane9245 to protect the word from devastation

“One Mark Ruffalo!” Is that a lot? Is that a little? How much is a Mark Ruffalo?

@Sora-mu7ch

3 жыл бұрын

I'd say it's about 7

@Pancakewagon26

3 жыл бұрын

Well it's definitely less than 4 mark ruffalos

@misakinakahara_enthusiast6880

3 жыл бұрын

It's one mark ruffalo

@aidanwalsh2522

3 жыл бұрын

@@Pancakewagon26 theoretically yes, but it could mean that the more Ruffalos (I’ve decided to call this the “MR” Scale) you have or higher on the scale you are, the lower quality the blow. Just a thought.

@billybobjoe102_5

3 жыл бұрын

@MrRandomCan which, I’ll add, is about 5 will poulters

For Thanksgiving I can just imagine him sitting down with his family and bringing out a massive turkey sausage.

that turkey was a hint. Here comes *THANKSGIVING SAUSAGE*

We've been missing out on Mrs. Sausage's angelic voice this whole time!!

@kentongodfrey7641

3 жыл бұрын

She’s usually on the live streams

@adrock_sokolov6570

3 жыл бұрын

Islam

@SPFLDAngler

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah the streams not to mention she's been in a few vids already yelling at him.

@SPFLDAngler

3 жыл бұрын

@@adrock_sokolov6570 aww.. someone is desperate for attention. Try harder.

@adrock_sokolov6570

3 жыл бұрын

@@lanestratarots he asked me to!

Something about that turkey noise you made just absolutely made my day

@rapterranger771

3 жыл бұрын

Time stamp?

@Seokjinshamster

3 жыл бұрын

@@rapterranger771 0:42

“In the quest for sausage we do what we must.” I freaking love this channel

Oim reedy fa tha torkey sawsage Edit: Mrs. Sausage's impression was super cute. Hang on tight to that one, Mr. Sausage.

Mrs. Sausage, coming in clutch, to save that sausages' score. To the utter surprise, of her sausage guy, it left her wanting more. A flip of the script. A take of the spit. A change from one to four!

@ButtonMasherReal

3 жыл бұрын

Unfortunately, due to the way that average scores are generated, this still means that the Surf 'n' Turf sausage only has a score of 2.5 out of 5. It is now the most average sausage yet seen on the show, and I think that's a fate worse than 0.

@psifinch8434

3 жыл бұрын

Severely underrated comment

@konodioda6738

3 жыл бұрын

This man went dr Seuss on us and we just let him

@Chadronius

2 жыл бұрын

@@ButtonMasherReal sentenced to an eternity of mediocrity

@Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger

2 жыл бұрын

@@konodioda6738 I mean the last kid to try and stop one of Seuss's creations nearly became a human piñata. You really want to tempt a Cat with a Bat?

Well, Ms. Sausage is pregnant, who would have thought.

@hightunnel2723

3 жыл бұрын

Ah I get it 😏

@tedsheckler6648

3 жыл бұрын

What if she was standing right beside him while he was judging it

Today I was in a sad mood because I am going to experience my birthday and the holidays alone for the first time this year. And then I saw there was an OS video posted, and my day was instantly better. Thanks for always making me laugh with your crazy sausages, Mr. Sausage. 😊

@publicfart

3 жыл бұрын

I think he might be the most wholesome content creator on here. he hearted a comment with 42 likes and 0 comments which means he actually reads the comments.

@lukazgarza4075

Жыл бұрын

@@shitking007 No, replies are this, the replies to the comments.

That "nooooooo" during the filling process was absolutely great, and the highlight of my day.

I love how all the first commenters rush in with low quality comments, like this one.

@dougthedonkey1805

3 жыл бұрын

Not funny

@yaboihenry1946

3 жыл бұрын

Thinking takes time, and a brain

@Jojo-jp4ro

3 жыл бұрын

That was like some family guy type joke. Not saying it’s not funny or anything

@Gator_nit

3 жыл бұрын

I’m an hour late and I’m the funniest guy in the room

@Holdeb0

3 жыл бұрын

@@Gator_nit bruh

Kids: Dad, can we have something other than sausage for dinner? Ordinary Sausage: No.

@SmKnJays

3 жыл бұрын

Mr sausage to his kids after them asking that “im giving your suggestion a 0/5”

@JediMasterBaiter

3 жыл бұрын

"Well whaddaya want? A bratwurst? A corndog? How about a kielbasa? I could do a chorizo. Or howabout a salami?"

"Its regrind time" Is hilarious and timeless

Oh man, imagine the thanksgiving episode. i cannot wait for that sould crushing experience.

next time if mrs sausage tastes it, we need a "bop bop bop bop bop" sound effect in her voice.

Didnt even use Old Bay. Mr Sausage Is Not Invited To The CookOut

@realdrPiss

3 жыл бұрын

Absolute travesty. zero out of five

@SirJonathonDanielGregorySrVthe

3 жыл бұрын

I dunno, the fact that Old Bay rejected BDG's genius is kind of off-putting.

Damn the Mrs. Sausage roast of Mr. Sausage was better than the roast of that actual sausage

I love your energy, keep it going sir! I'm gonna watch all your videos.

Me: is having bad day Sausage man: it’s regrind time Me: is no longer having bad day

This doesn’t look like buffalo chicken wing sausage

@NintenJoe

3 жыл бұрын

this is so passively aggressive

@blokvader8283

3 жыл бұрын

*He better use the bone*

@gulieve

3 жыл бұрын

@@blokvader8283 😭 but I want him to at least try to make it good

This is exactly what I want to watch while I'm kept awake at 3 in the morning by the sound of my parents arguing

lmao that knife swing tells so much about your dwindling sanity

Can I suggest a whole pancake and bacon and egg sausage?

@shane9245

3 жыл бұрын

He did a denny’s super slam sausage a while ago, which was the exact same thing. kzread.info/dash/bejne/h2h-xo-yicuocs4.html

Every time I watch 'Will it blow', I wonder how Mark Ruffalo feels about his face being on a sausage show

@doomyboi

3 жыл бұрын

Angry, but he's always angry.

@Spingerex

3 жыл бұрын

Rhymes

Dirt/Earth Sausage: Chocolate Pudding, Crushed Oreos, Gummy Worms

His content keeps getting better its crazy amazing

Wake me up when he does toothpaste and orange sausage

@androiddolphin4812

3 жыл бұрын

Yall just want this man to suffer

@graysalem

3 жыл бұрын

Oi that's my comment I'm suing

@gulieve

3 жыл бұрын

With coffee grounds

@er_mu8336

3 жыл бұрын

@@graysalem please don't. I am just spreading your scripture, so the sausage God can see it and make it happen.

@graysalem

3 жыл бұрын

@@er_mu8336 You are a good man. Thank you

hey there folks never gets old its like a chicken curry sausage in my heart

i love how excited he was to say it’s regrind time

Hear me out. Take an entire Hotdog meaning sausage with bread and the sauces etc. Turn all of that into a sausage.

@metalgearzwei

3 жыл бұрын

that will open a hole in space and time. you don’t want that.

Can’t wait to hear how expensive this was next episode

“This is a big boy, This is a long one.” Mr.Sausage 2020

I just wanted to let you know that I really appreciate the slightly longer videos in the 4-5 minute range. The close-ups of the grinder make me laugh every time. Plus, having Mrs. Sausage give her opinion is really wholesome, especially if she disagrees with you on score. Great content! Keep it up!

"what did you have for thanksgiving?" Mr.Sausage kid's: " *sigh* Turkey...sausages.... "really? why didnt you guys just get a turkey?" Kids: we did 0:42

Okay hear me out Mr. Sausage: ravioli sausage. Make sausage out of store bought raviolis, taste it, then put that sausage inside a homemade ravioli. Bone apple teeth.

"Lets season the hell out of it!' *Only uses salt and pepper*

Love the fact that’s he’s able to perfectly sear scallops, recreate a gourmet beef Wellington and cook any cut of steak perfectly and he’s exclusively using his culinary abilities for this dog and pony show ass KZread channel

5:47 I hope you realize that thanks to Mrs Sausage all of you scores look faulty 😂😂

Getting artsy with the close ups, your voice, hands, and the airplane noises, you sir, are a treasure

I thought this would be the revenge of the Lobster Sausage

the first documented case of Mrs. Sausage rating a sausage.

Imagine if he feeds his family his creations everytime he does a new sausage

Can't wait for the enviable "dumb sausage idea that blows up" and cause massive rage for the price of this episodes sausage filling at the store.

Make a hangover sausage that’s just a variety of fast food and you have to be in the middle of a hangover while recording

@beansoda2772

3 жыл бұрын

*yes*

This is the perfect channel, short videos and they are kinda addicting to watch.

this channel is possibly my favorite channel, its just sausage, but i consistently watch every video no matter the sausage, he knows his audience and how to keep them this man is a master of content creation.

Sausager's Quest would be a killer JRPG. Make it happen, Mr. Sausage.

@DaFro3713

3 жыл бұрын

I’d pay $60 for that Day One

@dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668

3 жыл бұрын

It'd be a helluva a grind, but to solve the casing, you gotta beat the bossages.

@Dan-sb2fb

3 жыл бұрын

@@dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668 booooo

@CheesecakeMilitia

3 жыл бұрын

There is Stephen's Sausage Roll - an unironically brilliant puzzle game centered around evenly cooking sausages without burning them.

@cristianr6520

3 жыл бұрын

ARPG

Eggs are just forms of children to eat, platypuses are portable source of omelette, so platypuses are basically reliable source of edible children

@bullphr0g489

3 жыл бұрын

Don't forget, it has mammary glands to so you get eggs AND milk, enoigh for a scramble!

@blokvader8283

3 жыл бұрын

"Ma'am. This is a Wendy's"

@ruk0r69

3 жыл бұрын

Idk what ur on but can i have it

I love your videos so much holy cow. At least Mrs. Sausage loved it

Mrs. Sausage needs to record her own bopping ending jingle for her bonus scores. Great bit and awesome video as always.

*M A R S H M E L L O W S A U S A G E*

Legit the sausage I really didn’t know I wanted

The sound of the grinder is music to my ears

Mrs Sausage rating was a great addition to the show! Please make it stay!

When Mrs. Sausage gives your 1/4 sausage a far higher rating of 4/5... :P She was smart enough to add mustard... LOL

More of Mrs. Sausage's ratings please!!

Make another butter sausage and make Mrs. Sausage rate it. We shall be your demise, Ordinary Sausage

I don't know why I always get so excited for re-grind time. I just know I want it.

Do the Lunchables Sausage for the next KZread Comments Suggestions. Let’s make it happen Folk!

@YoungBoredom

3 жыл бұрын

no, orange juice and toothpaste

Hearing Mrs. Sausage talk without yelling has made me realize something: Her voice is ADORABLE!

Your doing incredible as always...

Love the enthusiasm king 👑💕💖

It needs more seasoning and less grinding. Probably wouldn't be half bad.

@patchiepls9915

3 жыл бұрын

Mi sono alzato O bella ciao, bella ciao, bella ciao, ciao, ciao Questa mattina mi sono alzato E ho trovato l'invasor O partigiano, portami via O bella ciao, bella ciao, bella ciao, ciao, ciao O partigiano, portami via Ché mi sento di morir O partigiano Morir Ciao, ciao Morir Bella ciao, ciao, ciao O partigiano O partigiano Bella ciao, ciao, ciao E se io muoio da partigiano O bella ciao, bella ciao, bella ciao, ciao, ciao E se muoio da partigiano Tu mi devi seppellir E seppellire lassù in montagna O bella ciao, bella ciao, bella ciao, ciao, ciao E seppellire lassù in montagna Sotto l'ombra di un bel fior O partigiano Morir Ciao, ciao Morir Bella ciao, ciao, ciao O partigiano O partigiano

Lobster Sausage: *Is the most expensive sausage on this show* Surf n' Turf Sausage: "Allow us to introduce ourselves"

You could sooo easily pad your videos to ten minutes plus. You don't. Maximum respect! Thumbs up!

I can’t wait for the thanksgiving one. You should just do an entire thanksgiving dinner sausage. Turkey, mashed potatoes,gravy, cranberry sauce, dinner rolls. You absolutely cannot forget the dinner rolls

"in the quest of sausage we do what we must" -Sausage Prophet, foretold creator of the divine Earth Sausage

The most defeated “I guess” I’ve ever heard

this was a top notch video, the editing was hilarous. thank you mr sausage. ps. do a tide pod sausage

That voice crack was legendary 😂😂😂 5:31