Mrs. Sausage is relaxing in the bedroom, reading a book. Suddenly, she hears yelling from the kitchen. Oh, no. Mr. Sausage is making another sausage video. She hears the cursed words "Will it blow?" and holds her breath. She waits a few seconds and hears "Zero Mark Ruffalo's!" and her breath releases. Safe for today.

@stealmask34

3 жыл бұрын

One evening she hears something she never knew she feared. "6 Mark Ruffalos!"

@twistedgamer238

3 жыл бұрын

I think the brain sausage was the only single occurrence of the dreaded six Mark Ruffalo's, Mrs Sausage went berserk.

@MrWarthog

3 жыл бұрын

@@twistedgamer238 the sweet baby rays sausage got a 6

@anwarabdullah6723

Жыл бұрын

Who taught you to scramble an egg?

Reasons why you should do the squid sausage: 1. Nobody’s done one before. 2. You’ve done plenty of turf based sausages so it would add to the surf team 3. There are too few squid based foods

@Hatsworthful

3 жыл бұрын

plus you can get some extra mileage out of the squid by leaving part to do a takoyaki sausage later

@timetobuildbattlenolastnam5800

3 жыл бұрын

Barely anything related to seafood so yes agreed

@mrcassette

3 жыл бұрын

I will join in the push for the Squid Sausage. Also, Fish, Chips & Mushy Peas!!!

@calebn6489

3 жыл бұрын

Oh god but imagine the gummy texture it'll be a whole nightmare

@samueljonathan6101

3 жыл бұрын

Do a spider sausage

By the time Mr. Sausage is done with this series he's going to have the most insane yard sale you've ever seen.

@DR3_34D

3 жыл бұрын

Yep

@jackmaloney2335

3 жыл бұрын

He is done :(

@Nonagonorganic

3 жыл бұрын

@@jackmaloney2335 it so sad that Alexa is not playing despacito

@macdoodlechamp

3 жыл бұрын

well hes done

@Sauce787

3 жыл бұрын

It ended as you were typing this

That egg pillar, rising from the orifice of the Rollie, scrambled and twitching like some kind of skinless newborn abomination... I understand how alone Man is in the universe, now. Not because it is empty, but because it does not care.

@elegantdisarray

3 жыл бұрын

You okay, bro?

@hassanzainsync

3 жыл бұрын

R/im14andthisisdeep 🤚😔

@sissix1987

3 жыл бұрын

nah looks like a sausage

@rotisseriepossum

3 жыл бұрын

ur pfp makes this hit different. like u look at the egg pillar and that happens

Can’t wait for when all the bad gadgets accumulate... GADGET SAUSAGE

@georgesears934

3 жыл бұрын

Go-go Gadget house fire!

@SpaceyMan

3 жыл бұрын

@@georgesears934 lol

@apersononyoutube4971

3 жыл бұрын

1 out of 5!!!!

@xrpmxwix7932

3 жыл бұрын

@@apersononyoutube4971 0 OUTA 5

@andrewgodly5739

3 жыл бұрын

Accumulate in the trash you mean

I miss the tasting table and the glorious face of the sausage man. Whoever said they didn’t want to see his magnificence must be tried for treason.

@unknownshadow675

3 жыл бұрын

I miss it too

@verdict1163

3 жыл бұрын

It broke the immersion. The vids aren't long enough to have two POVs

@agermangoose4797

3 жыл бұрын

@@verdict1163 I beg your pardon?

@thomasrovnak312

3 жыл бұрын

I think it should only be done for opening the fan mail parts. IT worked really well for that (when comparing to this episode). But I don't think it should happen every video, I really like this format with no face cam for the sausages.

@timj6121

3 жыл бұрын

The vids should be short and sweet imo. The quick editing makes it funnier

Not sure why he's cancelling this series I watched it just as much as the sausage content.

@brennanmoores299

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe cuz Mrs. Sausage didn't want any more shitty products in the house lol

@re_i_gn

2 жыл бұрын

I second Brennan Moores's theory

@hoosierflatty6435

Жыл бұрын

Ya I third the Brennan theory but also, some personality types have epiphanies and they're really fun when you first get going but then it kinda whimpers and you're already onto several other potentialities in your mind. Sausage genius can not be trifled with.

Customer: Can I get sausage and eggs? Ordinary Sausage: S A U S A G E D E G G S

@thisstatementisfalsenothin5312

3 жыл бұрын

“Can I get some eggs and sausage?” “Eggs in sausage, you say.”

“You came to the wrong side of egg town, buddy.” That did not need to sound so threatening.

@WanderTheNomad

3 жыл бұрын

You came to the wrong side of sausage town buddy.

@AxxLAfriku

3 жыл бұрын

I don't have any friends because they are ashamed of the videos I upload. Are they really that bad, dear qngry

@No-kc6lu

3 жыл бұрын

@@AxxLAfriku yes

@MellowMellowDude

3 жыл бұрын

Because it's not tomato town

@evfddw8237

3 жыл бұрын

@@AxxLAfriku probably because they have a life and you dont

If it takes the guy who makes sausage for a living six months to go through one pack of casing, that's a pretty good value.

@Vaporvision

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, who else is buying sausage casing, right?

@treesaa

3 жыл бұрын

this channel is precious

@0ver_flow_

3 жыл бұрын

@@Vaporvision Dads whose wives finally got a stand mixer

@jonathonkirkham4814

3 жыл бұрын

That includes the sausage casing sausage!

@cjhunt9532

3 жыл бұрын

I imagine you can pack a lot together in a relatively small package, given how small and flexible they are. Which will be conducive to low prices.

Petition to bring back the tasting table we all miss it.

@eddvcr598

3 жыл бұрын

Hear hear!!

@masepridge7174

3 жыл бұрын

I will be fighting for it every episode

@bigbeefscorcho

3 жыл бұрын

YES

@elegantdisarray

3 жыл бұрын

Agreeeeeeee 👍

@bobbrossify

3 жыл бұрын

Nah. Much happier with this.

Whoever complained and cancelled the tasting table scene should be ashamed of themselves. We should find them and gift them to Mr. Sausage so that they can be turned into sausages. I miss seeing Mr. Sausage's beautiful form. 😔

@hikoplays

3 жыл бұрын

Same all my friends loved his tache

@kringekitty

3 жыл бұрын

We need to start a intenet petition to see his wonderful face again.

@Deathtizity

3 жыл бұрын

What happened to that? I been out for a while why the Cancel it :c

@jjsameer89

3 жыл бұрын

@@Deathtizity Some idiots complained about seeing Mr. Sausage's 5/5 perfect form. "Hurr durr durr, the show has changed too much. Hurr durr durr I'm jealous I can't grow a mustache so I'm gonna make Mr. Sausage feel bad by writing mean comments." I think that sums it up pretty well

@caesar6484

3 жыл бұрын

We payed a high price for avoiding the Civil War between the residents of the comment section. But we know History does repeat itself, sooner or later we’ll gotta fight again.

Sausage Man: "you've never sen an egg so cooked in your life" School cafeteria: "hold my grey yolk boiled eggs"

@josiahlutchman4913

3 жыл бұрын

Dry ass yolk lol

@TheZohan907

3 жыл бұрын

Ew what the hell

@zackking2001

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheZohan907 you haven't seen this before? When you really overcook an egg the yolk starts going grey. It's really not that gross.

@andrewgodly5739

3 жыл бұрын

Sure beats undercooked eggs. Like what's even the point to cooking it then? Why not just crack a raw egg into your mouth? Fully cooking an egg sterilizes it from salmonella. It's actually dangerous to eat them raw

@k1k1b34r

3 жыл бұрын

@@andrewgodly5739 well you do you, I'd rather take my chances and get salmonella than eat gross ass grey eggs, the point is to make them taste good, cooked whites with a nice runny yolk is great imo salmonella isn't even that bad if you're healthy and stay hydrated and I've never gotten it, eating runny yolks most days ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ just my opinion

Imagine visiting someone and just seeing 5 Ruffalo's hanging on the wall

@sheepkillindog

3 жыл бұрын

How to Basic earns 5 Mark Ruffalos

@leegamabolz

3 жыл бұрын

@@sheepkillindog 5 is an underestimate

@fangabxyfangabxy8563

3 жыл бұрын

must have screwed up really hard

@Fishyman25

3 жыл бұрын

Does anyone else think it's weird for an artist to sign their art top, front and centre? I mean you could say that's just the style he's going for but it's a bit much.

@OctagonCookies

3 жыл бұрын

@@Fishyman25 That's exactly what I thought. I understand the artist-creator relations of one sends the other free stuff, the other gives exposure, but come on. He even put reference stuff in the box. All of this despite Mr Sausage always showing the instagram handle of the artist on screen.

I desperately want someone to let Mark Ruffalo know that he has become a unit of measurement on a sausage making show.

@mehmzay3022

2 жыл бұрын

I wonder if he'd realize it's based on his opinion of his acting lmfao it's not the most subtle thing.

Mom: Why don’t you hang out with the neighbor’s kid? The neighbor’s kid: 4:50

@sovielenamen1708

3 жыл бұрын

Aaah I knew that it is that scene but I clicked it anyways... Any want my eyes? And ears? Maybe my brain as well? Don't think that I can forget that

@Judhoney

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@JuPac420

3 жыл бұрын

So accurate lmao

@at1laztheaveragefurry

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/X2Wt3NGihaytd9Y.html

@memcpy7

3 жыл бұрын

@@at1laztheaveragefurry I love you

I worked at an ad agency that had that first kind of egg cooker. It was crazy to walk into the kitchen every morning and everyones sat there cooking freaking eggs for free. We'd all sit down with like 3 soft boiled eggs on toast with coffee every morning and wait for the afternoon when a haze of eggy farts clogged up the office.

@ringsystemmusic

Жыл бұрын

solid fucking comment

The song was really well composed

@SomeoneCY

3 жыл бұрын

I agree! It's somehow very nostalgic!

@BadAtWarThunder2006

3 жыл бұрын

A true masterpiece

@TheZacharoni

3 жыл бұрын

Pizza on the discord server made the remix

@kriticalitylives

3 жыл бұрын

I've said it once, and I'll say it again, He is truly on a roll with these little tunes

@lepain0278

3 жыл бұрын

@@SomeoneCY the last part of the song reminds me of mr.tambourine man by bob dylan

I'm still sad that we no longer get mr.sasuage face. I miss the art wall and his gorgeous mustache

“I hope I don’t get a copy right strike for this” One minute later: singing rocky theme

New series idea: go back to previous sausages that had some potential and try to improve on them until you get a 5/5

@LoganCreates

3 жыл бұрын

What about going back to old sausages and combining them?

@meh_cromancer

3 жыл бұрын

This is not Binging with Badger

@EagleGames95

3 жыл бұрын

Like he said; this isn't bingo with bedbugs

@krimsonkarma8412

3 жыл бұрын

Like he said, this isn't Blamming with Boom Boom

@EagleGames95

3 жыл бұрын

This isn't bagging with bigmac

"We are going to need some eggs for this test" I would have never thought 😂

@comradedude5824

3 жыл бұрын

HTB approves

@HowBoogiDoesIt

3 жыл бұрын

:(

@bulldozernolan

3 жыл бұрын

Nugget

@chiknnug4282

3 жыл бұрын

@@bulldozernolan Nolan

@chiknnug4282

3 жыл бұрын

@@HowBoogiDoesIt im sorry eggy this isnt the video for you :(

“I’m sorry Ms.Sausage, oooouuuu, I am for reeeeal” this has to be one of the best improvised sausage songs that this man has written

@greekfire995

2 ай бұрын

"She wanted me to quit will it blow forever. Forever? Forever ever? Forever ever??"

"I bet I can gross out all the viewers" I literally screamed "no." that was AWFUL.

4:40 the fucking noise had me in tears

"I betchya I can gross out all the viewers" Whatever you bet, I lost.

@peepothefrog4331

3 жыл бұрын

wanted to write something like that Ordinary Sausage : I bet i can gross you out Everyone: What? Ordinary Sausage: SHLOORP

@Verethill18

3 жыл бұрын

I'm not Love me some egg sausage ❤️

4:03 it makes it into a sausage for you

I really don't understand why this series got cut. These got decent views Ordinary Sausage standards, and Mr. Sausage's personality and humor is still present in them. Is it just because he ran out of products?

@rubikthegeek2138

Жыл бұрын

My theory is that the gadgets started cluttering up his house after a while; That or he just didn't like making them enough to justify the effort.

Imagine Mark Ruffalo somehow tuning in to a future episode with the Ruffalo scoring system art is in the background, imagine his confusion

Mr sausage coming round offering us an egg in these trying times

@udonsei5216

3 жыл бұрын

It's only natural for him to offer one after all the blood capsules.

4:25 Gotta respect a man who makes all his sound effects in house.

4:58 The whole style and feel of this scene feels exactly like a family guy cut away. Mr sausage is Peter griffin confirmed

Bring back the tasting table

Bonk Atomic Punch Sausage

@DastardlyRed

3 жыл бұрын

Chucklenuts

@spagsauce

3 жыл бұрын

*Mad milk sausage...*

@Sonherby

3 жыл бұрын

This is a real frickin' embarrassment

@cracklasco

3 жыл бұрын

YES

@cracklasco

3 жыл бұрын

Sanvich Sosij

We want to see your face again Mr. Sausage don't let that guy make you feel bad

WE MISS THE TASTING TABLE

New series idea "Making a 5 outta 5" where you take stuff like the egg sausage and turn them into the best sausage ever.

I can tell you’re a musician, Mr. Sausage. Not from this intro but because when you sing sausage versions of popular songs, you always sing it in the original key. You are obscuring your abilities in the Should You Buy It? intro. ♥️ Edit: your OutKast cover in this one was not in the original key but I think you were being extra humorous in the delivery. 🤙

Just wait till the egg machine starts singing American Woman.

That omelet maker is literally just a waffle iron without the little criss cross pattern... those bastards

Another day, another video, another request for the Arby's Meat Mountain sausage.

3:56 Not gonna lie, I thought the video was going to cut to *"Hey you, you're finally awake"* after he fell

@nightsong81

3 жыл бұрын

Missed opportunity.

@themememixers8965

2 жыл бұрын

He didn’t fall, he needed to clean the lens of the camera

When the rollie came out, it gave me such nostalgia to Ashens.

I hope we can still get the face cam every so often. I miss the table segments

Excuse me Mr. Sausage, but you are not at the table for fan mail and tasting.

Bring back the tasting table! I want to see the fan art!

Rip in peace "Should You Buy It?" never forget, never forgive

why did thicc freddie mercury stop showing his face he his god

0:49 I’ve seen many KZreadrs attempt and fail this maneuver, this is the first time I saw someone do it so effortlessly.

@mennograafmans1595

3 жыл бұрын

Really? Then you watch some pretty incapable youtubers. I've only seen 3 do it, and all succeeded. Because it's very simple. You can do it with a punnaise.

@eyeconwastaken

3 жыл бұрын

@@mennograafmans1595 ok

I honestly can't tell the difference between the normal intro and the remix Was there one??😂😂

@neizaru992

3 жыл бұрын

It appears there was a difference in episode 3 but he forgot to take away the message that said it was a remix for episode 4

Don’t end this series, it’s amazing

the way he squeezed the sausage before the fan mail was so satisfying when it exploded

I’d kind of love to eventually see a series where you go back and try to make better versions of some of the worst sausages you’ve made.

My girl looks at me confused when I yell TWO MARK RUFFALO'S!!!!

@DrydenDeKoning

3 жыл бұрын

oh my

Luckily, this series has been revived. Hope it doesn’t die again.

@shitking007

Жыл бұрын

oh no

Put the painting behind some plexiglass and use it as a "Will It Blow Board". Mrs. Sausage will be happy too.

The Rollie kinda looks like a sausage, so put normal meat inside of it.

@hardcase7753

3 жыл бұрын

he should definitely make a rollie sausage

Why was this episode the funniest out of all the silly sausages we’ve been through

I also have that exact egg boiler. And the song is indeed a banger.

That's why i miss the tasting table, you no longer get to look at the great fanworks.

I’m gonna miss this series :(

This was vile but it’d be neat to see a whole diner-style breakfast sausaged. Like pancakes and hash browns and an omelette and everything. EDIT: Just found out there was a Denny's Breakfast sausage, so thanks for that, replies! This is still vile though.

@sentjojo

3 жыл бұрын

ooh he did the full english breakfast sausage and it was awful

@mennograafmans1595

3 жыл бұрын

He did this already.

@groose_streams9115

3 жыл бұрын

It was one of the earlier episodes, 'Denny's Breakfast sausage' or something like that

@Z3RO5286

3 жыл бұрын

@@sentjojo beeeeeeeaaannsss beeeeeeeeaaannnnsssss

@E3kHatena

3 жыл бұрын

@@groose_streams9115 - Ah, wasn't sure! Thanks for the heads up!

Man I miss the tasting table and Mr. Sausage's beautiful face.

@0ver_flow_

3 жыл бұрын

@@lyraoctavia7518 Okay, killer of joy

I miss the tasting table, bring it back!

Someone with a better attention-span needs to count how many times he said egg in this video

@ewanhcafc

3 жыл бұрын

at least 3

@ck7993

3 жыл бұрын

i may count it later brb

@patdotdoc5700

3 жыл бұрын

9 times

@ck7993

3 жыл бұрын

around 16 i dont have a good attention span either

@Pineappleerik

3 жыл бұрын

Around 18 from what I’ve counted

Stick(from the ground) sausage

Plz bring this back, each episode got better and better

I love the new content not just sausage. The sausage contact is great but it's good to see something new

The sausage at the end made me dry heave more than I liked

When I was young I scalded the hell out of my thumb with one of those steamer gadgets because I was an idiot.

This guy is becoming true chaotic neutral. I'm enjoying the progression.

6:33 I only just now realized all these rewatchings later that Mrs Sausage is yoinking The Beetles' Abbey Road art card. Brilliant. 😆

Attempt 92 of asking for a pot noodle or super noodle sausage. (Instant noodles) • You can use different flavours (pick your favourite) • Cooked and Uncooked (as suggested by someone in a previous comment) • Someone suggested doing a collab with "Will it Ramen" in one of the comments previously. • Maybe use alternative brands as one commenter says these are evil brands. -As suggested by a commenter "Don't grind the noodles after cooking them!"

Oeuf those cracked me up

Binging acknowledged you, now we need Mark Ruffalo on the show.

Oh man, I remember when ashens did the vertical egg cooker thing, so good lmao

Rollie: "simply perfect eggs" Someone who has actually used a Rollie: "(uncontrollable laughter) Anyway, where's my refund?"

EGG! - How to basic

I hope for a day when 'should you buy it?' comes back. I really liked this segment. Thanks for trying new things :)

Is it time for Sausage Casing Casing Sausage?? Seems like he has an extra empty sausage casing box

@L2Pno0b

3 жыл бұрын

He already did a sausage casing sausage

@L2Pno0b

3 жыл бұрын

Oh I just reread what you wrote. I'm a dingus

Can we bring back the tasting table perspective for the fan mail parts please? maybe turn it into the fan mail table huh? huh? ;p

@hapsthrowaway8048

3 жыл бұрын

great idea honestly

I'm trying to use my KZread algorithm powers to make it so people are recommended your videos when they watch You Suck At Cooking. I will push this collab into existence

Please don't get rid of this segment. It's fantastic.

@aex2320

3 жыл бұрын

I agree, it's really neat to see kitchen gadgets that fix a problem that doesn't exist

Just bought the rapid egg cooker. It indeed plays the jingle. I need no more satisfaction in my life.

BRING THIS SERIES BACK!!!

I want to see him back at the tasting table!

1:10 "I hope I don't get a copyright strike for this" I laughed, then the realisation hit me that that absolutely could happen in this miserable day and age, and I was depressed.

The sausage at the end is always a pleasant surprise

Last time i was this fast i got a raw sausage

Day >25: rate how the sausage does in the pan with Steve Buscemi (Steve burst-cemi)

Badging with bumble should've used the singing egg cooker for his scotch eggs

I love how genuinely excited he gets over his fanmail. Too wholesome.

Should you buy it comes in 3 forms. The prequel The first The sequel

And he said "I bet I can gross out all the viewers." and then processed to gross out all the viewers.

That "But FIRST" filled me with such awe, respect, but mostly fear

I'd really like a rollie series where he shoves everything in there and sees if it's gonna roll

Day 28 of asking for the Kit Kat sausage. Starting to realize the Kit Kat sausage may never be.

@MusicMeltdown567

3 жыл бұрын

I went 14 days asking for him to sing Weezer, I wish you luck

@HubrisHatten

3 жыл бұрын

Never give up hope

Caviar sausage

@spoiledmilk9154

3 жыл бұрын

Bro is going to be broke 🤣😂

That "BUT FIRST" killed me

I lost count on how many days this is but it's more than 4: DISCONTINUED SNACK SAUSAGE