The orphan grinder honestly does look like the type of thing you would imagine would be called the "orphan grinder"

@Lewisiaisoutofcontext

2 жыл бұрын

I haven't even seen it yet, but I agree. Edit: I have now seen the orphan grinder and that is indeed what it is.

@Laneth

2 жыл бұрын

When I chose exile and willingly became an orphan, rather than suffer the insanity and abuse of my three bloodlines, I got my very own Orphan Grinder™ and I shit you not, I thought it was Christmas! But it wasn't, it was around April sometime and also I'm pagan, so Christmas is just another date in a list of stolen holidays that remind me of how utterly ridiculous all our made up traditions really are.

@voltrixgames4375

2 жыл бұрын

Hello herrscher of void

@ling2553

2 жыл бұрын

Hello tuna

@hudaalfaa

2 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, coming from the God itself

"Sucrose crystals suspended in alcohol, _not_ cum. You're not as clever as you think you are." Well joke's on you, Huggbees. I thought it was school glue.

@uriel134xdd2

2 жыл бұрын

My primary school classmates used to eat it, I remember they said it tasted like condensed milk. Don't know if they actually use sugar to do glue tho...

@InsomniaDaydreamer

2 жыл бұрын

Following the cheese episode I thought it was horse semen

@erwinhoover9154

2 жыл бұрын

I thought it was luiquid plastic!

@christmasjones2

2 жыл бұрын

@@uriel134xdd2 wait what-

@nixthefox2008

2 жыл бұрын

I thought it might've been captured clouds

Fun fact, the Japanese word for platinum translates into English as "White Gold". This sits in contrast to the word Platinum itself, which is Spanish for "Unripe Silver".

@sade_es8809

6 ай бұрын

in spanish, "Platino" would be at best like "silver-not", where is the unripe coming from? silver is "plata"

@pablopereyra7126

6 ай бұрын

Are you pulling a Huggbees?

@andistansbury4366

6 ай бұрын

Gotta wait for the silver to ripen.

@3chovine

2 ай бұрын

I've heard from OSP that apparently the conquistadors kept finding platinum when they were looking for silver and threw it away, which seems to fit the name.

@andistansbury4366

2 ай бұрын

​@@3chovineA fellow person of culture I see

8:05 The machine drops a small stop shitting arm, and pisses itself in embarrassment. The best thing ever

@grassytramtracks

10 күн бұрын

8:00

I’m so glad that my sugar is made of sugar, and not anything else. Thank you so much for helping me overcome this dilemma.

@lowdescence1033

2 жыл бұрын

I’m so glad that my sugar is made of sugar, and not anything else. Thank you so much for helping me overcome this dilemma.

@doodle-ly4662

2 жыл бұрын

I’m so glad that my sugar is made of sugar, and not anything else. Thank you so much for helping me overcome this dilemma.

@KubickQ

2 жыл бұрын

Doodle-ly Doodle-ly 7 seconds ago I’m so glad that my sugar is made of sugar, and not anything else. Thank you so much for helping me over come this dilemma

@FloodlightGamingReal

2 жыл бұрын

Plot twist its sucrose

@nicolegleason5727

2 жыл бұрын

@John minecraft John minecraft John minecraft Doodle-ly Doodle-ly 7 seconds ago I’m so glad my sugar is made out of sugar, and not anything else. Thank you so much for helping me overcome this dilemma.

I’m less than a minute in and the long pause followed by another “sugar” has me legitimately in tears, this is gonna be a good one.

@phs125

2 жыл бұрын

Since it was right before the sponsor segment, I thought my device is buffering for sponsorblock. (Sorry)

@crzjt

2 жыл бұрын

I laughed right before the final sugar

@FunniEmi

2 жыл бұрын

@@lizbet4994 and reported

@mustang4636

2 жыл бұрын

@@FunniEmi pretty sure issa bot

@FunniEmi

2 жыл бұрын

@@mustang4636 ik

I love how he has to specify that yes, a soda actually has THAT MUCH sugar.

As a Spanish speaker who has broken an arm before, “Maantey Dullkey” was one of the most painful things I’ve experienced.

@anthonybacoccini6490

4 ай бұрын

I was looking for this comment lmfao

@A3i.555

2 ай бұрын

i was looking for this dulce is my name brooooo

@toshiba_g

Ай бұрын

What about "La Leega Agricóla de la CANA de Ázucar"?

7:51 "For an example on how to overuse a sponge until it's ruined, turn your TV on to Nickelodeon." Fucking BRILLIANT.

@adriang1921

2 жыл бұрын

I had to take a second to process that one, it hit hard

@ExplosivesLaboratory

2 жыл бұрын

It’s *funny* because it’s *true…*

@vedanlkektokekto6872

2 жыл бұрын

Me no understand

@atenacolada

2 жыл бұрын

@@vedanlkektokekto6872 they are referencing spongebob, a sponge on nickelodeon who has had a show since 1999 and has lately gone down in quality since it's been really modernized

@nyancatpoptart5441

2 жыл бұрын

@@atenacolada Wouldn't the show have been technically "Modernized" back in 1999 in order to appeal to the 90s kids?

My favorite joke was the "stop shitting" arm.

@johnfrian

2 жыл бұрын

That one got me too

@ajplaysytreal

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@thailandball8074

2 жыл бұрын

Timestamp?

@hereticpariah6_66

2 жыл бұрын

@@thailandball8074 10:30 ...but watch from a bit earlier for context.

@aceranimates

2 жыл бұрын

Both that, the cum joke, and the prostitute joke got me laughing like a phyco. Especially the “pisses itself out of embarrassment” part got me

I love the "passage way that has to be opened by something else in the dungeon" joke bro.

the fact that he stays professional and is able to put in jokes as well, thats just too impressive.

"If you want an example on how to overuse a sponge until it's ruined, turn on your TV to the Nickelodeon channel." savage

@OffGridInvestor

2 жыл бұрын

Especially coming from a guy whose going to wreck his channel shilling raid shadow legends.

@firstlast-oo1he

2 жыл бұрын

@@OffGridInvestor Bruh he was dissing Nick for ruining the show and disrespecting its creator. And wrecking his channel? Dude, I don't think he expects anyone to play Raid. At this point I could care less. Money is money. We all need it. BuT yOuRe SeLlInG OuT! MoRaLz! No. Just no. Morals are just a sociological construct, first of all. Second of all, if you were in his (or others') position, I'm pretty sure you would take that money, too. We all would. Especially since (last I checked) Raid pays a pretty decent chunk of money, generally speaking. BuT MoNeY Can'T BuY HapPiNGess Maybe not, but it sure as heck can buy comfort and security. Look, I don't like Raid any much either. I even skip most Raid ads. At first I was thinking the same way you were, but now, it doesn't phase me. Let them make their money. Huggbees is great, and I'm happy to see him getting opportunities like this. And if you're a fan, you should be too.

@sofiejade1579

2 жыл бұрын

@@firstlast-oo1he technically, he never sold out Steven hillenburgh (I can’t spell), as he never wanted all the spin offs and shit Nickelodeons doing. He’s just selling out Nickelodeon. Edit two minutes later: I’m stupid sorry, I read that entirely wrong, ignore my comment!

@arunthebuffoon4554

2 жыл бұрын

@@OffGridInvestor bruh, do people not see the obvious ironic tone he uses for Raid Shadow Legends sponsored segments? If you actually watched them, you'll see him talking about how his "entire Audience now plays Raid" and other over the top statements. It's just a way for Hugbees to keep the channel running, regardless. Just skip the segments, if you want to.

@TheOnyxSpy

2 жыл бұрын

I mean, I don't see people jumping down JonTron's throat about him shilling Raid 🤷🏻

The fact that you made me wait for the 'and sugar' and then hit me with the 'raid shadow legends' feels like a 1-2 combo straight to my pride and self worth

@digitalscript9973

Жыл бұрын

That ad was literally 2 minutes long ngl

@theraider1268

Жыл бұрын

@@digitalscript9973 more like 3 years

@MylesMarrero

Жыл бұрын

@@theraider1268 and I watched all of it

@ego6228

Жыл бұрын

i watched this video like 2 months ago and remember the raid shadow legends ad but now its literally just gone dude what happened

@Heisenberger_69

Жыл бұрын

@@ego6228 idk, i personally dont remember

Him politely offering the viewer a spoonful of chocolate icing sticks in my head so good. Literally binged this whole series again because I couldn't remember what specific video it was from. Thanks Andrew I think I will partake

Usually these voice overs make sense and I can still follow along with a good laugh. This is just confusing, I’m genuinely lost and I can’t stop chuckling, I must really not be as cleaver as I think I am

@666_cthulhu

Жыл бұрын

you’re right. you’re actually a hatchet, not a cleaver. i’m glad you’ve decided to live your truth

@MaewCatt

2 ай бұрын

I love the side story of the gang war between the “white hard hat gang” and the “blue hard hat association”

I'm so glad that rum and sugar come from sugar. I wouldn't be where I am today without them.

@tjzambonischwartz

2 жыл бұрын

This reminds me I should have some rum. Because rum.

@JakHart

2 жыл бұрын

@@tjzambonischwartz Yes. Time for rum.

@JakHart

2 жыл бұрын

@@alejandroguevara8455 I hope he finds me, I've got a bottle of rum just for him.

@KangyuanNiu

2 жыл бұрын

fat and suffering from liver cirrhosis?

@ungreebledbouba

2 жыл бұрын

you need to change your life styles or you might pass away .

“For an example of how to overuse a sponge until it’s ruined, turn your TV on to Nickelodeon.” *This is so accurate it physically hurts.*

@charliefike8

Жыл бұрын

Modern Spongebob is still good Change my mind

@_gorillazfreakinc._2

Жыл бұрын

@@charliefike8 Actually watch it That's all the convincing you should need.

@charliefike8

Жыл бұрын

@@_gorillazfreakinc._2 I have

@jedihunter176

Жыл бұрын

@@charliefike8 You're easily pleased, then.

@Misto_deVito6009

Жыл бұрын

Depends on the season really

Sugarcane provides sugar, but also syrup, molasses, rum, sugar, ethanol, sugar, brown sugar, powdered sugar *and sugar*

You forgot to mention how sugarcane is used to make paper SMH. You need three of them and a crafting table.

This is 1000 times better than regular how it’s made.

@MegaDoom101

2 жыл бұрын

That’s because this is How it’s Actually Made. Andrew speaks only truth here.

@darkeum9741

2 жыл бұрын

@Zuwap True. I saw a How it's made on hotdogs and on the list of ingredients they but this powder and just said it was a compound of different ingredients.

@eddiefu9598

2 жыл бұрын

What are you talking about

@darkeum9741

2 жыл бұрын

@@eddiefu9598 Idk if you know or not but these are parodies of regular how it's made and I really like them.

@SparkyCat314

2 жыл бұрын

IT’S LIKE THAT’S THE JOKE

That 140% sugar image was real, i wasn’t expecting that

@mati4252

2 жыл бұрын

Companies usually only show per serving, but most are kind of the same. I don't know about the US though, that's what happens in my country

@EnigmaticLucas

2 жыл бұрын

@@mati4252The FDA started requiring serving sizes to be realistic last year, so percentages higher than 100% on labels are a lot more common in the US than they used to be

@F4TA1_3RR0R

2 жыл бұрын

I mean, he was drinking Mountain Dew so Im not too surprised.

@mati4252

2 жыл бұрын

@@EnigmaticLucas oh I see

@NotSteveCook

2 жыл бұрын

Nobody expects 146% sugar content! Or the Spanish Inquisition.

The timing of the orphan grinder line is so goddamn perfect. It gives you just enough time to process what you just heard and then reveals the uttery horrifying front end of the machine. Masterful.

10:18 - 10:43 had me rolling 😂😂😂

@Kidiot

Жыл бұрын

Same, that was ridiculous

@ThunderAndCypher

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣😂

@TornBloodPeeper

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@calico_memes

8 ай бұрын

Gary definitely needs a raise, he's so generous for adding an extra thing in our pack of sugar

I know a lot about how sugar is made with sugar canes, which are also responsible for sugar; but I never knew that bees grew. Thanks for the fun fact!

@eksboks148

2 жыл бұрын

hey its you(i) again

@mombanger2835

2 жыл бұрын

@VALYA what

@orangeismyfavoritecolor

2 жыл бұрын

@@mombanger2835 it’s a bot

@mombanger2835

2 жыл бұрын

@@orangeismyfavoritecolor oh

@_b_o_ring

2 жыл бұрын

I'm only liking your comment cause ur pfp is wander

I’m relieved to find out that sugarcane produces sugar, as for my entire life I thought sugarcane produced salt.

@splegoon4289

2 жыл бұрын

And I thought there were sugar rocks naturally in the world

@BrennanMorris

2 жыл бұрын

And I thought it was Sugarbane. Smh my head.

@hectorrojas431

2 жыл бұрын

And I thought sugar cane and bamboo where the same

@GameIsMyOxygen

2 жыл бұрын

nah thats from bamboo, sugarcane produces sugar and bamboo produces salt. Thats why they look alike. One is sweet other is salty

@oanaalexia

2 жыл бұрын

@@splegoon4289 I can see why, just like the natural state of salt found in the ground. Cool thought process. Sweet, wholesome comment.

1:32 , bro the orphan grinder is so cool…

Where was this guy when I needed him the most years ago😂 I love his enthusiastic humor no matter the "how it's actually made" videos.

"For an example on how to overuse a sponge until it's ruined, turn your TV on to nickelodeon" Man did Spongebob so dirty😭

@Nero_Jero

2 жыл бұрын

I think the joke was that Nickelodeon did Spongebob dirty lol

@JakHart

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, Huggbees ripping on SpongeBob killed me.

@afluffylittlefriend4597

2 жыл бұрын

not as dirty as Peter's unwashed hands when he handles the product

@mattdraper8978

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, sponges get dirty when they're overused.

@TheBlackAntagonist

2 жыл бұрын

Not as dirty as Nickelodeon did Stephen Hillenburg. Didn't even wait till the casket hit the 6 foot mark before disrespecting his wishes. If Nick parading the corpse of his show like a trophy ain't disrespect, I don't know what is. #LetSpongebobRetire

"Christopher Columbus never made it to Asia, but clumsily slammed into the Caribbean. He later brought Sugercane plantings there along with slavery." Huggbees never misses.

@9volt65

2 жыл бұрын

it's been 10 minutes and I'm still reeling from that.

@AdamLaMore

2 жыл бұрын

He did forget the smallpox, though

@KairuHakubi

2 жыл бұрын

technically all columbus did was write back saying "okay, I found some dudes, they seem healthy and junk. you wanna make these guys citizens or slaves or what?" and the queen just wrote saying "come home" and sent another guy down there to get to the oppression. Ol columbo could not be trusted with that task.

@dr.blockcraft6633

2 жыл бұрын

@@KairuHakubi Hold up, Could you Cite where You got That? because Everywhere i Look, it Says colombus And his Crew enslaved The natives. I mean, Later on, Colombus did Get removed As governor Of the Indies, but He wanted 10% of The profit, And on His 3rd Trip to Spain he Did go To prison, And then Was aquitted. But that Was later On? There is His journal Entry, according To wikipedia Said "if It pleases Our lord, I will Take 6 Of them To your Highness when I depart" but Thats him Talking to Himself (journal), (Our lord Refrences the Christian god, Not someone He sent A letter Too).

@bobhope3225

2 жыл бұрын

he did one thing right

I wanna hear this guy read out "A Modest Proposal".

7:15 WHY DID HE SAY IT SO CASUALLY HELP

@SolensHormoc

6 ай бұрын

No

I love how he does the Raid plug in the exact same style as his other videos. I actually watched the whole thing instead of skipping that section like normal. 10/10 would watch again.

@saltyspongebob

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

@Ilikeeminleggings

2 жыл бұрын

Doubt, everybody is hyping raid to the point that i believe raid is desperate to sell their product

@Dimas_Lopes

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe

@bernardkoh7346

2 жыл бұрын

You need to get Axe man.

@jacktheflying

2 жыл бұрын

honestly it was unbearable

I love how the only joke in this video relating to cocaine was when he called out all the people who were going to make a joke that this was cocaine

@oanaalexia

2 жыл бұрын

He's trying to break us.

@RustyNips

2 жыл бұрын

Well it was to obvious a joke anyway he had to find a way to twist our expectations

@Yougotcaged102

2 жыл бұрын

@@RustyNips I'd say you're right, if you weren't talking about the same guy who called milk, and other various white liquids "cum" on multiple occasions

@Blahhada123

11 ай бұрын

420 heeh

@arkaza2877

9 ай бұрын

@@Blahhada123hehe 69 hehe

1:26 the orphan grinder said so Kindly is absolutley horendous❤

I love the pause in the intro cause you can tell that it was a check to see if they were at the right part of the teleprompter that was feeding them this bs lol i love your work man

Fun fact. Those sugar percentages you showed is only representing the added sugars. That bottle is actually 292%. I know this because they intentionally don't label the total sugar content to lie to you about how much sugar you actually intake. I know this because products exist that don't tell you the sugar contents exactly. a product that had 53g total sugar but 0g of added for a total of 0%, which means that it only counts added sugars not total meaning the total doesn't represent that added sugar, they are separate entities and noone talks about it.

@averagecarguy420

2 жыл бұрын

Well soda is mostly water so the added sugar is pretty close to the total sugar. Something like fruit juice though has a bunch of natural sugar so the added sugar is nowhere near the total sugar.

@LTPRD-id3ch

2 жыл бұрын

@@averagecarguy420 that still means that It has a misleading feel to it. And I find that unfortunate. Correct fruit juice has more natural sugar in it. But my point was focused around how they decided to only show added sugars instead of the the absolute total and used the added sugar as a way to demonstrate how they are considered separate.

@laviuwu

2 жыл бұрын

this isnt entirely true, as the carbs is not double the grams of sugar.

@LTPRD-id3ch

2 жыл бұрын

@@laviuwu I'm not following. I'm not specifically referring to carbs. Are you talking about how sugar is a type of simple carb so they count it towards carb total?

@blizzardkiehn2508

2 жыл бұрын

Labels rarely exclude total sugars. Like the one in the video, it shows total sugars, then added sugars. If you want sugar labeling to be better, they should replace the added sugars section with types of sugars (glucose, fructose, etc), as that is more important.

I'm either more, or less, clever than Huggbees thinks I think I am, because when we saw the guy adding the bag of lime, I thought that the next step in making sugar was "add the sugar from a bag of sugar", like the time I found a recipe for wafer cookies, and step one was "get a package of wafer cookies" Edit: I misheard, it is actually lime, not lye that is added.

@RDSk0

2 жыл бұрын

You and me both, pardner, you and me both. It seems Mr. Bees here gravely misunderstands the cleverity of his audience.

@NoName-de1fn

2 жыл бұрын

@@RDSk0 I actually spotted a factual mistake once in his videos. Seems he doesn't know everything after all.

@HoV326

2 жыл бұрын

I honestly was expecting him to make a cocaine joke when it came up.

@bobshoe3074

2 жыл бұрын

@VALYA What the actual fuck?

@TheBluestflamingos

2 жыл бұрын

@@bobshoe3074 its a bot, albeit one that knows how to shitpost.

I thought he's going to make some jokes about Raid Shadow Legends, but when I understood it's an actual advertisment I got angry and disapointed

What most people don’t know is that 100% sugar is only made of 68% sugar. The remaining 32% is actually sugar.

This episode was so crazy it made me watch the actual how it’s made. The amount of science and engineering that goes into creating something as simple sugar is mind blowing. Sugar is something we don’t think twice about now. But granulated sugar when it was first discovered was literally worth it’s weight in precious gems. A tea spoon of the stuff was available only to kings and lords. Later on we invaded entire islands, enslaving their population. We kidnapped slaves from Africa that would work themselves to death day in and day out, just so we can have our tea a little sweeter. Sugar was the pinnacle of luxury and now we buy a 2kg bag for £1.25. It’s mad.

@owene2530

2 жыл бұрын

I killed a homeless man with my fists in 2002

@xyzzy64

2 жыл бұрын

@@owene2530 you too?

@owene2530

2 жыл бұрын

@@xyzzy64 you do not know the feeling of using a man's own jaw to beat their head in like a pair of brass knuckles

@maxdownforcemedia

2 жыл бұрын

@@owene2530 you need to bring your energy levels ALL the way down buckaroo

@owene2530

2 жыл бұрын

@@maxdownforcemedia you're next

"You're not as clever as you think you are" That is a great quote when it comes to thinking that powder was cocaine

How does Huggbees come up with this stuff?? Its frickin hilarious!! This had me in tears!! 😂😂 8:00 8:09

@jamesadams2333

11 ай бұрын

That part had me rolling 🤣😂

@tonquint3

10 ай бұрын

“A small stop shitting arm”🤣💀

3:58 Bondrewd wants to know where he can buy one, it would really help with cartridge production speed.

"At the mill, and also in your sister's bedroom, trucks empty their loads on the receiving table." I honestly think that this quote is one of the funniest in the video!! 😂

@sentientfrowner7428

Жыл бұрын

That definitely reminds me of the “how to turn a sphere inside out” video

@vincentkingsdale8334

6 ай бұрын

That, and the beginning with the guy chewing the cane and spitting it into a bag.....and thats how sugar is made

@user-ic5xz3nz7o

4 ай бұрын

"The Hershey's squirting is so violent, that the machine has to put a Stop Shitting arm to let the rotating cylinder that its getting out of control, and to knock it off." "Then the machine pisses itself in embarrassment."

You started an uncontrollable laughing panic attack with the Glass table joke, then carried on into the diarrhea tornado while I slipped out of consciousness. Thank you

@notfamedtvpersonalitydrphil

2 жыл бұрын

SAMEEEEE

@CrumblesXo

2 жыл бұрын

I giggled and nodded while saying “smart” at the glass table joke, and absolutely LOST it at the diarrhea waterfall, and left this mortal plane with the “stop shitting arm”

@Recker45-70

2 жыл бұрын

@@CrumblesXo I was looking for comments making sure I wasn't alone

@Chill_Human77

6 ай бұрын

I don’t know why I didn’t expect a fellow schlatt fan here

4:38 godamn everyone's sister got roasted

@gamering2354

2 ай бұрын

I don't have one

5:28 I laughed so hard on this. Bet.

My favorite part of these is the 1% that is actually factual, especially when the sentence starts out with something that seems like it could true, only to descend into absurdity in just a few words. Like in this video, this man has made at least a couple true and informative statements about sugar production. And somehow it makes it even funnier than if was only off the rails the whole time.

@maggiee639

Жыл бұрын

I like to watch the real one and the Huggbees one afterwards to see what’s real and what’s fake

@tastylemoncake

Жыл бұрын

what do you mean this is all true, obviously

@helloworld2409

Жыл бұрын

i also like when he breaks character with a real fact, like the 146% thing in this video

@monke7919

Жыл бұрын

I think it's funny cuz a teacher might accidentally play it for class

@HumanoidEyeball

8 ай бұрын

i don’t know what you’re talking about. this is all entirely true. i was part of the white hard hat gang

9:38 "And yes, you know exactly what it is. It's sucrose crystals suspended in alcohol, not cum". He had us in the first half, ngl XD

@dragons_hook

2 жыл бұрын

Well I mean, we're not as clever as we think we are. Lol

@CalmingKittenMultiverse

2 жыл бұрын

@@dragons_hook Lol yeah xD

@slendr_playr9183

2 жыл бұрын

Hey, I call it the way I see it

@CalmingKittenMultiverse

2 жыл бұрын

@@slendr_playr9183 Fair enough

@r.connor9280

2 жыл бұрын

Does paint primer count?

7:12 i tought it was milk-

7:07 I thought it was glue

@childwithalotoffluffyborbs7145

10 ай бұрын

I thought it was horse semen

@matthewboire6843

6 ай бұрын

It’s cu-

@TheInfectedGamerYT

7 күн бұрын

​@@childwithalotoffluffyborbs7145whytf

"And yes, you know exactly what it is." Me: It's glue.

@cinaireb8014

2 жыл бұрын

I thought it was milk

@r.connor9280

2 жыл бұрын

Paint and Primer?

@thailandball8074

2 жыл бұрын

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"We all know that fashion juice is just unsettled sugarcane juice, but don't tell a model that, it'll make them cry." - Huggbees, 2021

Man, that Raid ad was so good I only skipped a little bit of it. You're a funny guy, this is my kind of humor. Subbed.

I hope life is treating you well cause this video sure was a treat for us. We laughed so hard you are the best!

Current like to dislike ratio: 👍19K 👎325 Status: Positive like to dislike ratio

@spongebobsquarepants8403

2 жыл бұрын

How tf can you see the dislikes I can't anymore?

@elanrg

2 жыл бұрын

How often is this updated?

Yeah Gary deserves more than a raise for that he deserves a promotion for making sure my sugar is perfectly fine and giving the stuff to Italians to make the perfect weapon Italian bread they never expect it!

@r.connor9280

2 жыл бұрын

Gary has been promoted to the Rank of: Customer

We need more of these. This is top tier content

I like the way they had the ring and pinion out of a 1973 Ford Pinto mixing the sugar juice.

You content is really entertaining please never stop

@bobthetomato7005

2 жыл бұрын

Yes he content is great

@awhahoo

2 жыл бұрын

@VALYA didnt ask

@awhahoo

2 жыл бұрын

Its been 15 hours since I reported the spam bot wtf

@shreyashpatil1438

2 жыл бұрын

@@awhahoo I'll do it also🙏 it's not a good comment.

@awhahoo

2 жыл бұрын

@@shreyashpatil1438 ITS BEEN 3 DAYS ITS STILL HERE TF

Fun fact: if you ever need to visually tell the difference between sugar and salt, look really closely to see if it is only in square or rectangles or rough crystals, the former is sugar and the latter salt

@lGeMetz

2 жыл бұрын

That's strange, my salt only comes in shape of micro spheres

@dhruel

2 жыл бұрын

I figure that licking it is a good way to figure out what it is... until I start smelling colors.

@inspectortezuka3160

2 жыл бұрын

I'll snort both anyways

@sasdagreat8052

2 жыл бұрын

Or sprinkle some onto an open cut

@olliver1242

2 жыл бұрын

Yup, we have the eyes of microscopes(true tho, its because sugar is glucose and that is hexagon molecules)

"a reed that gives honey without bees growing there" had me pause the video to stop laughing 😂

Im sorry but the guy going to town on a stick of sugarcane at 3:50 is so god damn funny

I remember seeing an experiment where two water troughs are offered to a mouse, one containing cocaine, one containing sugar. It ended up being more addicted to the sugar. It was interesting stuff

@AliceInAWasteland

Жыл бұрын

Cocaine doesnt exactly taste good

@esprero

Жыл бұрын

bacon fry man pan

@MegaPuggz

Жыл бұрын

Well to be fair... Who would want to drink cocaine water.. now... Other roi... I understand..

@alexsiemers7898

10 ай бұрын

That demonstration always pissed me off, because no shit sugar is addicting considering it’s just a carbohydrate. You know, a source of energy from food.

@Proserpira

10 ай бұрын

@@alexsiemers7898 wh- huh? scientific experimentation exists to prove things like that and test whether or not they are true. The experiment was to test how addictive sugar is, not if it is at all. And what's important to note here is that _it is more addictive than cocaine_

i love how this episode has both some really obvious shilling (raid shadow legends) and also a really sobering truth (the 146% sugar intake thing). quality stuff

@caranguejo2269

2 жыл бұрын

another comment made the math, it's actually 292% sugar

@SomeOne-vf1rs

2 жыл бұрын

caranguejo. No. They said that added sugar isn’t counted but it is, so the 146% thing is probably correct.

@oriolejb9774

Жыл бұрын

the bottle also said "contains 0% juice"...

@ano_nym

Жыл бұрын

@@caranguejo2269 nah, he was completely wrong. The totally sugar is 73g, all of it is the added, which was counted. So it's still """only""" 146%

@ano_nym

Жыл бұрын

@@oriolejb9774 since it's a soda I'm not surprised. Still sounds funny though.

This machine is called the orphan grinder *Technoblade will never be forgotten*

Damn, the writing in this episode is off the charts

The way that they actually explain it while still remaining entirely hilarious 😂

@theunitdstatesarmy

Жыл бұрын

H e. The way *He* explains it.

@esprero

Жыл бұрын

@@theunitdstatesarmy They, the way that they explain it. You are correcting casual English for what?

@theunitdstatesarmy

Жыл бұрын

He is indeed a he. They is a useless use of keystrokes.

@SkyRied1

Жыл бұрын

@@esprero Because the guy who VO this video doesn't identify as anything other than a man. Also singular "they" is pointless since there's only 2 genders/sexes.

@SkyRied1

Жыл бұрын

He*

1. Plant Sugar Cane 2. Wait/use bonemeal 3. Get the sugar cane (don’t destroy the very bottom part) 4. Put it in a crafting table or your inventory crafting slot BOOOM! Sugar

@LordSparkleBum

2 жыл бұрын

That’s minecraft

@TheBusFoamer

2 жыл бұрын

@@LordSparkleBum r/woosh

@LordSparkleBum

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheBusFoamer i don’t feel any air here

@iminavegetativestatestudio1730

2 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: They actually used charred up bones in the filtering process of half of the sugar in the US. The bones apparently come from livestock that died of disease.

@numbers72927

2 жыл бұрын

@@iminavegetativestatestudio1730 wow

"But what does this have to do with sugar?" "Absolutely nothing." I am deadddd

Just found your channel, thankyou for these video's XD I really enjoy your content.

And the worst part is, at 146% of your daily recommended sugar intake is still using a recommended sugar intake that was heavily lobbied to be like three times what the experts actually wanted to put it at

@santiv4

6 ай бұрын

so more like 438%

I was going to comment “I wonder how many cocaine jokes he’s going to make” but then he called me out personally on twitter, Instagram, KZread, Facebook, and MySpace and now I’m not even sure if I’m safe in my own home.

@dawsonglawe3203

2 жыл бұрын

421 east 8th Street, Commenterville.

@RoMiner

2 жыл бұрын

@@dawsonglawe3203 😳

@SpikeShooter92

Ай бұрын

MySpace? I sure do admire your perseverance my friend

This is by FAR the funniest video I’ve watched by huggbees

3:58 The best name for a grinder possible

“White gold” i don’t think about sugar when I hear this

@KingThrillgore

2 жыл бұрын

You must be talking about semen, I've always heard cocaine called "booger sugar"

@1stCallipostle

2 жыл бұрын

@@KingThrillgore I prefer "Nose Candy"

@isimsoyisim460

2 жыл бұрын

Iron

@merrittanimation7721

2 жыл бұрын

I think cotton

The amount of shade in this video is great, it has officially replaced the Solid Rubber Tires episode as my favorite one

Everybody gangsta until you get a soda filled with 146% of the daily recommended dose of sugar plasma

I stumbled into this channel randomly .glad that i can learn something new

That thing of chewing the sugarcane is actually something that people do a lot, it’s really good, here in Brazil we also squeeze it in a sugarcane squeezing machine machine that squeezes the squeezable sugarcane, who gets squeezed so hard that it bleed green water with sugar, it’s really good, specially when you put cold ice and citric lemon on it

@fingernecklace4817

2 жыл бұрын

I've chewed on the sweet sticks myself, but now I really want a fresh glass of iced green sugar juice with lemon Damn, that sounds good

@AIA1990

2 жыл бұрын

We have sugar cane juice shops in Egypt too

@ypob2007

2 жыл бұрын

@@fingernecklace4817 it is

@meme__supreme3373

2 жыл бұрын

Citric lemon? Isn't Caipirinha normally with limes? Not sure what all the squeezing is about, but it really muddles up the sentance.

@ypob2007

2 жыл бұрын

@@meme__supreme3373 caipirinha is something else

0:45 SILENCE! the sugar has spoken

These videos are so deeply layered with satire i can't tell anymore it's like getting stoned as shit and trying to figure out which yard gnome is actually an elf in disguise

“for an example on how to overuse a sponge until it’s ruined, turn your tv onto nickelodeon” BRO THAT WAS FOUL

That sponge Bob burn was not only incredibly accurate but also savage as hell. Nice 😂👍

11:19 good job Peter

This is the first time I didn't skip a sponsor ad. Especially a Raid one.

That took a quick turn! I had to rewind to see if I heard that right.

huggbees as always is the funniest man alive

@oxide9679

2 жыл бұрын

I want to see Huggbees do a How It's Actually Made of one of Donut Operator's videos

The best part of these videos is trying to pick apart what its factual and what isnt.

1:00 skip 10 seconds 14 times

@dtr2548

Жыл бұрын

Thanks

That timing on the last sugar was perfect. I said and sugar after a lengthy pause there was still a further lengthy pause and then finally I hear eco back to me and sugar.

In my line of work ive heard a lot of "try not to think about it"s, but Huggbees is by far the most convincing and honest.

@sleepyote

2 жыл бұрын

What's your line of work? 🤨

@gumiguy

2 жыл бұрын

hotdog factory

@jjackandbrian5624

2 жыл бұрын

@@gumiguy lmao

0:24 LOL I love how he casually mentioned slavery and moved on like nothing happend

Now that's fantastic work

Love you thanks been having a bad week and found your videos can't stop laughing thanks again

"for an example on how to overuse a sponge until it's ruined, turn on your tv to nickelodeon" that really made me laugh out loud, genius 😂🤣 ok, the entire thing made me laugh, but that was savage

7:27 He read our minds.

"for an example on how to over use a sponge until its ruined, turn your TV on to nickelodeon" OMFG THAT MAKE ME CRACK TF UP XD

I know I’m a year+ late but that pause before he said …sugar was the best example of that awkward wait but not to awkward