Last meal started out because they did not want their ghost coming back to haunt them, basically last meals are bribes for ghosts.

@catd5307

2 жыл бұрын

Then the guy who got spaghetti instead of spaghetti-o is definitely haunting the prison and the prison guard who got his order wrong

@ifatomic

2 жыл бұрын

@@catd5307 I know some guards and I've even talked to some guys that have gotten out of prison or even just sometimes the old county jails, and they will all tell you they're haunted.

@daedalus_00

2 жыл бұрын

That must be why they didn't honor that one guy's request for dirt.

@lazyyoutubename3468

2 жыл бұрын

I don't believe in ghosts, but if any places are haunted it would be prisons, and asylums.

@sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149

2 жыл бұрын

That's sick. 100% on board with that.

KFC as a last meal makes sense. Eating enough of the famous poultry-like substance can quickly generate so much arterial plaque that the execution drugs can't circulate, thus making the prisoner immune to lethal injection. However, this would ultimately result in a painful death of liquefying into a puddle of grease and secret spices.

@quartzuniverse3763

2 жыл бұрын

KFC is made of death row inmates :0

@HaganConnell

2 жыл бұрын

Mfers ordering Soylent Green

@KrazyKyle-ij9vb

2 жыл бұрын

I mean, that just sounds like a normal experience at KFC, especially when you get the mashed potatoes with gravy. The lethal stuff is the gravy.

@pandamonium9255

2 жыл бұрын

Id be all for it if i turned into brown gravy instead.

@espressocookie8965

2 жыл бұрын

this is like a huggbees video. It seems pretty ok at first, but as it goes on, you realize that it's full of shit. you just don't know what exactly isn't full of shit

Fun fact: The story behind that one guy who wanted a vegetarian pizza to be given to a homeless man is actually kinda tragic. He was essentially framed by the police that apprehended him for the shooting of a police officer with a gun that he did not and _could not_ have owned or used. It's almost certain that the police themselves accidentally shot that officer and had someone else suffer the consequences for their actions.

@zeal9442

Жыл бұрын

It's America. What do you expect?

@tulipfera710

Жыл бұрын

I imagine a lot of these stories are similar. You can neverbe too quick to judge even if they are on death row

@celuler22

Жыл бұрын

​@@zeal9442thats far from a America only problem

@Schnipps

11 ай бұрын

@@celuler22 No, but it happens there a lot. So it isn't surprising they did it

@Flipdagoose

11 ай бұрын

so his last wish was to help someone else when nobody could help him... ...damn

Giving the guy who asked for magic dirt so his soul would haunt the earth a yogurt was the biggest middle finger to a super villain origin story that I’ve ever heard.

@skygard49

Жыл бұрын

Him: So where's my 'food'? ʘ⁠‿⁠ʘ The prison: 🖕•_•🍦

@standard-carrier-wo-chan

Жыл бұрын

This should be the plot of a fantasy RPG story. Just like: Hero: "Why did you do this? The billions of death, why?" Undead Lord: "All I wanted for my death row last meal was some dirt, and the fools can't even do that!"

@HappyBeezerStudios

Жыл бұрын

Except that he won't be an undead supervillain ghost without the dirt :D

@amandabarrow8094

8 ай бұрын

​@@standard-carrier-wo-chan Might I suggest "ELONA"? It's not word for word what you suggested, but I don't think you'll be disappoonted. If anything, you'll be appointed.😊

@ireallycantthinkofaname4726

8 ай бұрын

Yes

I find eating "tombstone" pizza before death quite humorous.

@user-fe7bo5mm1o

2 жыл бұрын

ok

@fight.the.rhythm

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-fe7bo5mm1o ok

@jwalster9412

2 жыл бұрын

IKR, but still I would be pissed if I got frozen pizza instead of dominoes.

@blueballs8

2 жыл бұрын

Haha! That it is!

@tiltingwindmill

2 жыл бұрын

Yup. I think he missed a perfect opening to a joke there. Or maybe it was too obvious. Dunno. But I thought the same as you.

Could you imagine working at one of those restaurants knowing you're making someone's last meal? I mean I'm sure the prison orders it anonymously but could you imagine. "Fuck Greg I'm gonna kill whoever ordered this much chicken" "Well Tom do I have good news for you"

@spaniel5657

Жыл бұрын

I’d spit in it

@sunbirth4795

Жыл бұрын

@Patrick Bateman thanks pat

@BigPuddin

Жыл бұрын

Well, bittersweet. You didn't get to pull the trigger here, but at least the job's done.

@ryleighmiller900

10 ай бұрын

😂😂

@orangeduckduck2996

10 ай бұрын

I wouldn’t be as happy, I would want my hands to be bloody, and then go to prison so I can have free healthcare in america

Moral of the story: only insane murderers so bad that they are put to death for their crimes order a steak well-done.

@TheEmeraldSword04

Жыл бұрын

Wait, I prefer mine... Oh no.

@rodimusmaximus3912

Жыл бұрын

Well done steak isn't bad, you just don't know how to cook it without drying it out. I'll be back with more harsh realities to pop your ego bubble next week! and btw I order mine med-rare so don't even try it.

@axehead45

Жыл бұрын

Haha well done steak bad Grow up.

@elbananitolokito

Жыл бұрын

You know by insulting them they will kill you right?

@BigPuddin

Жыл бұрын

​​@@axehead45 Literally the opposite is true but okay. Sure. You know better than professional chefs, I guess.

"I did not get my spaghetti-o's. I got spaghetti. I want the press to know this." sounds like a line straight out of Empress Teresa and I cannot stop laughing now I've had that thought.

@manwhatdoiputhere

11 ай бұрын

HOLY SHIT

@Sakkeru96

11 ай бұрын

@@manwhatdoiputhere right?!

@Naixatloz

10 ай бұрын

oh my god??

@Sakkeru96

8 ай бұрын

In case this becomes a thread I want to say: my knowledge of that book comes entirely from KrimsonRogue's incredible review/critique. Haven't read it and am not inclined to ever try - I'm quite sure I will not benefit from the experience. But I thought I might as well provide context just for the sake of it, so here ya go.

the lack of fiberglass insulation as a last meal genuinely worries me

@atomicreactor6033

2 жыл бұрын

What? Who the fuck asks for fiberglass insulation?

@Mahsterch

2 жыл бұрын

@@atomicreactor6033 who doesn't you monster????

@atomicreactor6033

2 жыл бұрын

@@Mahsterch I'm sadly in a small group of people whose bodies can't handle it

@welcomefire

2 жыл бұрын

Um. I'm surprised by the lack of exexuting meals, but...

@bcikablam3578

2 жыл бұрын

Forbidden cotton candy as my last meal is now on my bucket list if I become an insane criminal mastermind

I like to imagine that every Texas death row convict that goes to hell immediately asks for the location of Lawrence Russell Brewer, all in order to get revenge for the last meal thing

@tdc3477

2 жыл бұрын

I had a special last meal in mind if I ever was falsely convicted, glad to know this prick ruined dying

@nuclearbomb9483

2 жыл бұрын

@@tdc3477 Just commit your 168 counts of murder outside of Texas

@tdc3477

2 жыл бұрын

@@nuclearbomb9483 where else am I going to get a giant whataburger last meal???

@0v_x0

2 жыл бұрын

@@tdc3477 Florida?

@trashpanda2447

2 жыл бұрын

@@0v_x0 sadly I don't think we have whataburgers here

Fun Fact, in Japan if you're on death row they don't tell you when your day is... you just have to sit knowing everyday could be your last

@dumbomni2859

Жыл бұрын

This fact is as fun as being the prisoner on death row 💀

@tiyaku

Жыл бұрын

That's so Japan for some reason

@rjuniperr

Жыл бұрын

That’s also what cartels do, though obviously less horrible. They do mock executions frequently, so the person has no idea if the next one is going to be the real deal or not

@sureindubitably3771

Жыл бұрын

​​@@tiyaku yeah, sounds like Japan in like 19th or 20th century

@youthoughtaboutit6946

Жыл бұрын

That…actually sounds like a pretty good policy. I mean, if somebody did something heinous enough to deserve the death penalty in the first place, chances are it’s enough to warrant them living in fear every day of the inevitable too.

I had a teacher who said he would ask for a McRib and a Shamrock Shake for a last meal since they’re never on the menu at the same time so the prison couldn’t kill him until they figured something out.

@HungerGamesFan88

7 ай бұрын

theyd just give him a mcrib and a vanilla shake, maybe with some mint and green food coloring if theyre feeling generous

@-desertpackrat

5 ай бұрын

You can get McRibs year round, just not from a McDonald's. The company that processes and packages McRib patties still makes them, they just get sold to other places too, anyone who has boneless pork ribs is buying the McRib origin source patties. I know this because my neighbor got a few huge boxes full of these patties for free because she gets a lot of bulk donated items from surplus from food brands and she gives 8t to her parents, and if they don't like something they give it to us, so we got a couple boxes and filled our freezer with McRibs. And this wasn't any time when they'd been available in the restaurant recently, so apparently the factories just make them and find other ways to get them sold when McDonald's isn't using them. And no it's not a generic brand like McRib, the factory packaged boxes said McRib: packaged for McDonald's corporation by (can't remember the name of the meat processing and packaging plant but you get it). I had McRibs whenever I wanted for like a year.

@raneemrashid6439

4 ай бұрын

That's a great idea but I'm like 90% sure they keep the Shamrock syrup in the back year round, pretty much every fast food place I worked at kept that stuff until the next year because they didn't want to run out in the first few weeks it was available

I would probably ask for a filling machine for my last meal

@sniper_4d786

2 жыл бұрын

@rakine just go away u money hungry person.

@axorandom

2 жыл бұрын

@rakine okay but do you like filling machines

@xItzRevenge

2 жыл бұрын

Does nobody realize how hilarious the thing this bot just said is?

@nuclearbomb9483

2 жыл бұрын

A syringe with the lethal injection is technically a filling machine

@Mazaroth

2 жыл бұрын

I'd have a filling machine with chocolate mint sides, and a rinsing machine to wash it all down.

I think the rule was if you named a specific restaurant they'd get it for you, otherwise it's coming from the kitchen. So anyone who wanted chicken but didn't want prison food had to name a restaurant that serves chicken and is nearby to their prison. The prisoners don't know what the local restaurant scene is like outside their specific prison, but they do know that there's always going to be a KFC nearby. I wonder if KFC has a special partnership with death row prisons. Like what make-a-wish has with Disney World, except the opposite.

@airbornemelody6156

2 жыл бұрын

LMFAO- please it’s four am i never laugh at comments but this is the peak of my humour. disney world partnership with KFC yknow i can see it 😭 they’ve just got fuckin jailcell bar designs on the kfc buckets-

@gamingmoyai3950

2 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, MAKE-A-DEATH, partners with prisons and KFC.

@jahredharrison4069

2 жыл бұрын

If you spend more than $30 on your order the colonel himself will perform the execution absolutely free

@nerdstop5025

2 жыл бұрын

@@jahredharrison4069 he'll even lick your fingers and say "they're finger lickin delicious" before devouring the corpse, to make sure they're dead.

@larsonfars7477

2 жыл бұрын

Make-a-deathwish

The idea that the guy who wanted to eat dirt instead just got a singular yogurt is something else. I can imagine whatever collective 'them' was in charge of the ordeal just being like "What?? He wants what??? No?? Steal part of Jerry's lunch and give him that."

@simonwu7250

Жыл бұрын

At least Jerry get to eat magic voodoo dirt win win

I will never forget about this teenage boy who asked for a stick of gum as his last meal and was denied. After his execution, it turned out he was innocent.

@gl4ssmunch3r36

Жыл бұрын

People really are dumb

@treheartbreak9277

4 ай бұрын

Really goes to show that life is a game show with shitty prizes sometimes and you can do is sit back and let God spin the wheel for you

The fact that you can see the computer screen clear as day in his sunglasses tied this all together.

@Overqualification

2 жыл бұрын

I was staring at it the entire video

@tyranno-solei-rex

2 жыл бұрын

i didn’t realize until you mentioned it, and now i can’t stop looking at his shades 😭✋

@JR-zp3nw

2 жыл бұрын

It looks like his shades have eyeballs.

@grecco_buckliano

2 жыл бұрын

I want them to blink, like real eyeballs would.

@PaulDozierZZoMBiE13

2 жыл бұрын

* Undertaker has entered the chat *

Fritz Harman: " An expensive cigar and some Brazillian coffee " Prison Guard: " Alright. " *FRITZ STARTS EATING THE FUCKING CIGAR*

@cursedbeans5560

Жыл бұрын

*smokes the coffee*

@BigPuddin

Жыл бұрын

​@@cursedbeans5560 *shoves the cup in his ass*

@swordfishxd-

11 ай бұрын

@@cursedbeans5560 *DRINKS THE CUP*

@m4rauder

10 ай бұрын

​@@Loganhumandude*COOKS THE TABLE*

@williamafton8077

9 ай бұрын

Eats the prison including the ppl

"We couldnt get any o' your magic bullshit voodoo sand" killed me

@afellowpotato

20 күн бұрын

I'm just replying so you can see how much likes you got

The fact that he wanted it sugar free is great. Still looking out for his health before he dies

The unpitted olive is the most commonly requested last meal. It's thought that if an olive tree grows from your grave, it proves your innocence.

@professordoungut

2 жыл бұрын

Oh damn that’s strange and sad and interesting

@Fanimati0n

2 жыл бұрын

I googled it & the most commonly requested last meals are actually comfort food like steak, burgers, pie, etc.

@timb6558

2 жыл бұрын

@@Fanimati0n Huh. You're right. I thought I'd read that the olive was #1, but yeah sounds like comfort food.

@angrytwxgaming8423

2 жыл бұрын

@@themichael3410 stomach acid can't break down plants. It's the same reason why a swallowed cherry pit isn't harmful unless cracked/crushed. A single cherry pit can land you in the hospital unless you swallow it whole. Same with an olive pit. Stomach acid is surprisingly weak against the natural membrane of plants.

@denialty2660

2 жыл бұрын

@@themichael3410 Well, cows do have four stomachs.

Giving the person that they're about to kill tombstone pizza really is a giant middle finger

@glossyplane542

Жыл бұрын

Yeah I honestly don’t care what he did that was just a dick move. No matter what he did you’re about to kill him let him have the pizza he wants.

@jenniferbeth3018

Жыл бұрын

Heh, tombstone.

@UBvtuber

Жыл бұрын

For me, i'd go "JOKES ON YOU: I'M INTO THAT SHIT" because I don't have high standards for pizza. Frozen or fresh: pizza is way better than no pizza. lol

@MimikyuCookie

7 ай бұрын

@@UBvtuberit’s a pun

@UBvtuber

7 ай бұрын

@@MimikyuCookie don't care, they aint gettin free pizza lol

13:40 "Woncrastashire Sauce? Womcristali Sauce? Worbekester Sauce? Weastcheaster sauce?" - Huggbees, 2022

I did 6 years in Arkansas state prison. On scheduled execution dates, the whole prison system served fried chicken, cake, and mashed potatoes to all inmates. Most of the few scheduled executions were stayed or reprieved, so it all worked out for us. I was already paroled when those 4 men were executed in 2017, but I bet it was somber mood throughout the units

@hosytaa6018

Жыл бұрын

Hold up what

@NightStalker_MJ

Жыл бұрын

I need context on why you did 6 if you are ok sharing it

@victore8342

Жыл бұрын

@@NightStalker_MJ armed robbery, knocked down to simple robbery in a guilty plea. 20 year sentence with parole eligibility after 25% time served

@DarkShard5728

7 ай бұрын

​@@NightStalker_MJthey did or maybe didn't do a crime

This man has everything-- a great and hilarious personality, a beard, and COOL SHADES?! There's no way he's single

@Cactus_fucker

2 жыл бұрын

Thats the thing, he isnt

@nuclearbomb9483

2 жыл бұрын

He's married to every woman on earth

@AchievedZeus574

2 жыл бұрын

He's got all the bitches

@AdamantLifts

2 жыл бұрын

There’s a peer reviewed study here that says this man gets all the bitches

@double_doubler

2 жыл бұрын

Postal dude?

Last meals actually exist to fill the stomach which can often help with electrocution and dull the pain, and it also can be good to give someone something so they feel more complied to go with you to be executed, and food can actually make you feel better which is why some people comfort eat, because saliva contains painkillers and serotonin, it’s actually really interesting

@Plane_Person

Жыл бұрын

Okay so either you or top comment is lying

@rycushiest7190

Жыл бұрын

Ratio

@kingaspendude

Жыл бұрын

@@Plane_Person neither are lying, I’m talking about last meals in general and they went into detail on the specific meal. You know multiple things can happen in the body at once right?

@irunstreety4307

Жыл бұрын

Ratio failed

@jindo5

Жыл бұрын

@@Plane_Person What does this have to do with someone finding eating a "Tombstone" pizza as a last meal funny?

My worst nightmare is getting criticized by huggbees

Tombstone pizza is to die for.

He wanted Spagettio-O's so his last words could be "Uh oh, Spaghetti-O's"

@gavinschmidt8993

Жыл бұрын

Underrated comment 😂

@JJAB91

Жыл бұрын

Nice pfp

The guy the said I am saving that pie for later was falsely convicted of murder. He was just a homeless person they decided to pin it on and most of the evidence said it was not him but they still charged him. It's said that he did not understand what was happening, all he knew was he had a place to stay and eat.

@reddeath5791

2 жыл бұрын

I know you meant to say convicted but the thought of *falsely convincing* a man that they’ve killed people is absolutely hilarious to me

@TereziPyrope413

2 жыл бұрын

after all those centuries of its existence the best argument against the death penalty remains to be "people get it wrong sometimes"

@KairuHakubi

2 жыл бұрын

@@TereziPyrope413 Can't deny that, and I'm super in favor of it. That really is the #1 flaw.. though if you think about it hard, it's not a flaw in the death penalty, it's a flaw in the justice system. We need to get biblical on that shit. If you can get witnesses together, the guy did it, kill him (or like, if it was theft, charge him money / enslave his ass for 7 years max). if the witnesses are found to be lying, fucking execute them immediately. If there were no witnesses? guess what, you get away with the crime today. kinda sucks but it's better than tying the justice system up in it for years or putting people in prison for decades. No lawyers, no dumb arguments. if a law is bad, fix it.

@BrokensoulRider

2 жыл бұрын

@@KairuHakubi ... See I agree with executing lawyers who made up evidence/lied to convict someone, same with witnesses. I know several that could get that. :)

@KairuHakubi

2 жыл бұрын

​@@BrokensoulRider the way I look at it, lying in court is literally using the power of the government as a weapon. It's treason.

I like the idea of last meals. No matter how fucked up you are, no matter how severe your trail of spread misery and trauma, we'll allow you one last, small, simple indulgence. Because being good means seeing value in all things. Even in horrible things.

@40nakedniggasonahugespacecraft

11 ай бұрын

That's 𝗀ay

@azurabbit12

10 ай бұрын

No "good" society lets a prone-to-mistakes system murder people legally

@amandabarrow8094

8 ай бұрын

Yes! This absolutely!!

Ben & Jerry's new flavor: Tim Roof Sundae. Vanilla ice cream with white chocolate chunks,vanilla wafer crumbles, pickle juice ribbons, and jalapeno bits. A flavor explosion that's as salty as its inspiration, and sounds so wrong but tastes so white! (Yes. As a kid, Tim's favorite drink was straight-up pickle juice. He would buy jars and give the pickles to his friends so he could drink the juice.)

My last meal would be an entire bag of Haribo's Sugar Free Gummy Bears. I wanna go out making as much a mess as i can

@quandaledingle1223

Жыл бұрын

My last MEAL would be loaded with food i never tried:Cheetos,takis,seaweed,sushi,hershey's chocolate,Rice,P R I N G L E S,kfc,mushroom,etc...

@notbob555

Жыл бұрын

@@quandaledingle1223 I wonder where you live that you haven't tried any of those. It's a weird list.

@quandaledingle1223

Жыл бұрын

@@notbob555 Italy

@notbob555

Жыл бұрын

@@quandaledingle1223 Never had the chance to eat mushrooms in Italy?

@relinquiem

Жыл бұрын

@@quandaledingle1223 i have eaten sea cabagge in the past, pretty delicious if you ask my low food standards hah

Not even 2 sentences in, and I've been called a piece of shit. Love you Huggbees.

@isuckatediting6898

2 жыл бұрын

@@nichole4684 🤨

@kasb9767

2 жыл бұрын

@@nichole4684 Please come home. Your mother and I miss you very much, and even though we are disappointed, you're still our little girl.

"Next up is John Wayne Gacey. I don't think I need to tell you who that is." Historians 3000 years in the future: GOD DAMN IT!

Fun Fact: Before an execution is carried out, the prisoner's butt hole is stuffed/plugged so when they die and release their bowels... there's no clean up!

@Bawgle

Жыл бұрын

Huh. That makes sense, I never even thought about the spillage.

@zgredczwartyniesamowity363

Жыл бұрын

And at the end of life, all you get is a buttplug

You should have a fullscreen picture of an eyeball on your monitor so it's reflected on your sunglasses. Sounds like quality content. Edit: now that I've said this I can't unsee his screen as his eyes no matter what is on it.

@Vhargon

2 жыл бұрын

Like look at him at 5:10 those eyes are haunting

@user-ellievator

2 жыл бұрын

@@nichole4684 So to other people commenting in this thread, WTF is this?! It's pretty obviously some sort of a bot, but I've seen these a lot lately with the list of names and several languages, and I just don't get what the hell is going on.

@gameyseals9450

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-ellievator you get used to it after a few dozen times

@baimhakani

2 жыл бұрын

Great, fantastic, now he looks like a Vtuber

@0v_x0

2 жыл бұрын

I was already seeing his screen as his eyes, lol, that's a great idea. Edit: tho come to think of it I think he's reading things off the screen, so needs it for the video?

I would get Stuart Ashens' "Chicken in a Can" as my last meal, because it would probably kill me before my execution

@loquendo918

2 жыл бұрын

Or make you into a zombie with how cursed that stuff was

@shadowsofwinter_

2 жыл бұрын

Uncooked SPAM. Need i say more?

@MysteriumArcanum

Жыл бұрын

"An excellent last meal" *Chef Excellence jingle*

@ItsTheSpecialistLIVE

Жыл бұрын

@@shadowsofwinter_ pfft THE POWER OF THE NATIVE, IN THE PALM OF MY HAND!!!

Huggbees: I don't want an upset stomach before my death. Also Huggbees: he also asked for antacids, because he was apparently concerned about acid reflux before his death.

Huggbees last meal would most likely contain some dessert of the chocolate mint variety

@Jadriam

2 жыл бұрын

That implies Huggbees is a mere mortal, and I'm still convinced he may not be limited to only space and time.

@AWriterWandering

2 жыл бұрын

served from a filling machine

@JayStack5

2 жыл бұрын

Nah, it would be KFC and well done steaks

@sjsmith8739

2 жыл бұрын

Mr. Huggbees if you're reading this, just be advised that you DON'T have to get yourself convicted of 168 counts of murder in order to make this sort of request.

@AWriterWandering

2 жыл бұрын

@@sjsmith8739 yeah, you could just hire hitman with culinary skills.

Huggbees: *Convicted for illegal handling of M&Ms factory equipment* I want my last meal to consist of every piece of evidence that proves I'm guilty. Officer: Sir, that wouldn't change anything. We have witnesses. Huggbees: *Charming smile*

@HexagonThatReallyLikesVinegar

Жыл бұрын

oh no

@scottpeltier3977

Жыл бұрын

@@HexagonThatReallyLikesVinegaroh yes!

@milesedgeworth3667

Жыл бұрын

Eating the evidence of your crime as your last meal wont work because it was already used to sentence you to death

@VesaKo

Жыл бұрын

@@milesedgeworth3667 Igi ari! Certainly, any criminal would be nearly out of time if they're eating their last meal. But by appealing to the courts right after, siting a lack of evidence as reason, the date might be shifted to accommodate. A lack of evidence could convince the judges to reduce the sentence, meaning that it wouldn't be too late.

@thebag2609

8 ай бұрын

That made me laugh way more than it should've

I love the dozens of different explanations for a last meal that all have new invented reasons. The reason, I think, is probably because if the execution doesn't go ahead you still can say you fed the person lmao

2:52 Better Call Saul!

My last meal would be a cool refreshing glass of shrimp water, dispensed from the finest filling machine they can get

@excusemebutwhat3587

2 жыл бұрын

Why not a rinsing machinr

@_wanted_outlaw3007

2 жыл бұрын

@@excusemebutwhat3587 why would you rinse shrimp water? Only crab water can be rinsed.

@DreamPhreak

2 жыл бұрын

hot dog water

@anbthree786

2 жыл бұрын

I read that as a glass of pool water and vomited a little in my mouth

@Jjb-gk4ce

2 жыл бұрын

@@anbthree786 what’s the difference really

The recurring Worcestershire sauce meme is hilarious and will never get old, as long as he does it.

@theslamjamfrincisco2820

2 жыл бұрын

Live near Worcester and I will die before I stop getting mad at people saying wrong

@baconstrips6260

2 жыл бұрын

@@theslamjamfrincisco2820 Holy shit man, wait till you hear how Americans pronounce Leicester! I am not joking they say "LESS-TER", like it's someone's name!

@DoctorNemmo

Жыл бұрын

@@theslamjamfrincisco2820 Gurdsosstershyr?

@doctoralex_

Жыл бұрын

@@baconstrips6260 But... But that is how it is pronounced...

@nourdjaoui3214

Жыл бұрын

I remember there is a game where anyone who pronounces worchister sauce correctly is automaticly an elderich horror

10:02 hey that's how they make school lunch too

@R0DBS2

Жыл бұрын

School lunch (which my country definitely doesn't have, we bring our own food) is worse than prison food, it's confirmed by scientists

4:55 lobotomy speedrun

If it was my last meal, I would get everything I've wanted to try with peanuts on it. I'm deathly allergic, so I don't even need to take the lethal injection afterwards.

@kakyointhedonut7369

Жыл бұрын

There was a guy who did something similar

@GolfClash2718

Жыл бұрын

thats me- I can't eat tomatoes though so I'd get two pounds of lasagna,spaghetti, pizza, etc.

@fairytells8503

Жыл бұрын

@@GolfClash2718 pizza is so good id die eating that shi too if i could

@user-zh4vo1kw1z

Жыл бұрын

Reminds me of when my sis's dog had to be put down. Her oldest was about 6 or 8, just old enough to fully conceptualise what was happening. So not to happy when it was explained to him. He then immediately sat up and went "that means she can finally try chocolate!" A quick furtive Google search later to be sure it wasnt going to put her in pain, that's exactly what happened. And she loved it! If I end up as a dog that has to be put down, that's how I want to spend my last night: surrounded by the Pack, getting pets and scritches and finally gettin to enjoy something I've been eyeing all my life.

@connor48880

Жыл бұрын

They wouldn’t allow it cuz they’ll know what you’re allergic to

"I can't do anything for 11 and a half hours" me currently sitting halfway through my 12 hour shift

@LudaChez

2 жыл бұрын

Dude same. I set up Art Basel in Miami and my work day was 8pm to 8:30pm with two 15min breaks and 3p for lunch. But still that's a 12.5 hour day. Come on. Or give Andrew some Xanax and beer and see how long he sleeps

@nolan1913

2 жыл бұрын

@@LudaChez Ima cook and I didn't get a break throughout that shift nor any shift. And I do 12 hours at least 2-3 times a week. Fucking blows

@LudaChez

2 жыл бұрын

@@nolan1913 yeah I know the restaurant thing. I've bartended and served and had doubles that were 8-12 hours no break. I feel your pain. Unionize!!!

@nolan1913

2 жыл бұрын

@@LudaChez oh man I'm in Florida and we got two cooks for three hotels (we all switch from time to time). And basically there's no such thing as a union here lmao

@plantain.1739

2 жыл бұрын

@@nolan1913 least you got good tier knife skills probably.

I love morbid, dark jokes, and the comment about the pecan pie made me smile.

I just ate The Boss sandwich from subway so when it finally hits rock bottom and I run screaming to the shitter later I'm gonna name that greasemonkey Lawrence Russell Brower

In the last days of my Grandma's life, she actually watched a marathon of the Lord of the Rings trilogy. That's burned into my memory because The Two Towers was on in the background when I saw her for the last time. It would not be my number one pick for my final movies, but it's still a damn good selection considering how much peace you feel by the end of it.

@hannahmary6023

Жыл бұрын

Legendary

@andyblanton6570

Жыл бұрын

I think the guy requested it to delay his execution

@alexmartinez5859

Жыл бұрын

The ending does go on, but it’s one of the most satisfying endings in movie history, especially if you watch the director’s cuts.

@charliefike8

10 ай бұрын

I'm sorry about you grandma

@cancertherubygoat298

9 ай бұрын

May she rest in peace

The Tombstone thing was meant as an "f you" all the way around, since he was being executed and would soon be placed under his own tombstone (probably more of a marker, but hey.... guard's got jokes apparently).

@kbrock9146

2 жыл бұрын

@@nemo-x I'm sure the torture and murder of his victim(s) qualified as such as well.

@DavidSartor0

2 жыл бұрын

@@kbrock9146 Cruel and unusual punishments are still disallowed for torturers.

@kbrock9146

2 жыл бұрын

@@DavidSartor0 where did I say differently?

@DavidSartor0

2 жыл бұрын

@@kbrock9146 I felt a brief moment of catharsis, as if I was happy this person was denied their final request. I replied because I felt guilty.

10:57 I thought that was a fictional food for big Nate god I'm stupid

@crimsonfolf

7 ай бұрын

Ngl i did too lmao

3:55 Oh, that is how he got 168 counts of murder. I forgot the guy's name. I recognized it, but could not relate it to that event. I imagined a serial killer, not a terrorist.

The only thing preventing me from doing a felony right now, is chocolate chip mint ice cream.

@scottmorrison3929

2 жыл бұрын

I have a list of atrocities and a pack of Mint Chocolate Klondike bars.

@InfinityEnterprises

2 жыл бұрын

Well good news for you, bad news for society: if you commit an extremely violent act resulting in the deaths of over 150 people, as long as it isn’t in Texas you can ask for mint chocolate chip ice cream as your last meal, so it’s like you’re getting both at the same time.

@Adriethyl

2 жыл бұрын

You don't suffer social anxiety, thus preventing you from commiting crimes?

@johnsullivan1526

2 жыл бұрын

@@Adriethyl I think dream man was just saying he likes mint chocolate chip ice cream,, not sure where you got the anxiety bit from

Last meal: Taco Bell. Crime: Putting spicy memes on public display.

@jwalster9412

2 жыл бұрын

Last meal: 24 kart gold Crime:

@Ampheon181

2 жыл бұрын

Eats spicy goodness like a boss

@raccoonofmotivation20

2 жыл бұрын

That turns the chair into a gas chamber

@jwalster9412

2 жыл бұрын

@@raccoonofmotivation20 John Doe: excited be electricity, and gas some time in the 2000s "Who knows how long this room had been locked, the smell is so bad no one could go in, and whoever tried is now stuck in that room!"

@gestaltblitz8296

2 жыл бұрын

Sure the last meal isnt some eldar in the warp

congrats Andrew, youv made it to the living room tv. The highest honour i can bestow.

18:10 love that rant

I feel so bad for these people, I hope they're ok!

@pixelpickle4006

2 жыл бұрын

Me too, it would be a shame if they died.

@beebob2877

2 жыл бұрын

It’s funny cuz they’re super dead!

@null2010

2 жыл бұрын

They.... They're dead.

@shitking007

Жыл бұрын

Haven’t seen em recently, I wonder what happened

@CheeseGraterToiletPaper

Жыл бұрын

Nah they ok just asleep for a really long time

If i ever go crazy and end up having a last meal, id tell them to give me as many different types of cheesecake as they can get me, and then make a tierlist about those cheesecakes.

@bedi3983

2 жыл бұрын

A hero

@valletas

2 жыл бұрын

They will get you a yogurt instead and pass a law to stop people from getting cheesecakes

@jarrethoglesbee4596

Жыл бұрын

I mean to be fair EVERYONE has a last meal. Most people just don't know what it's going to be.

@Pihsrosnec

Жыл бұрын

@@jarrethoglesbee4596 that's... A really dark way of putting that

@robbierootbeer8056

Жыл бұрын

@@jarrethoglesbee4596 just gonna eat cheesecake for the rest of my life and keep a constant tier list running

9:40 Aileen is actually fascinating. there's a really good movie about her!

I think I get the kfc thing. If you’re going to the electric chair you gotta make sure you got enough grease to fry properly. Gotta go out sizzln.

1:50 - Man the car that he used to commit vehicular manslaughter is going to be a bit hard to swallow.

@lefaplefaplefap

2 жыл бұрын

Just wait until they bring in the autopsy table...

@Tenderofyggdrasil

2 жыл бұрын

What is he made a building collapse, tiny little bits, mmmm concrete as dinner

@apchistuz

Жыл бұрын

and also a knife with a sharpened blade

@averynormalacount2887

7 ай бұрын

You are what you eat.

> Couldn't care less what he's given if he's going to be executed, might as well eat human shit > Completely unwilling to watch the lord of the rings trilogy before getting executed Huggbees truly is a man of mysterious tastes

@afellowpotato

20 күн бұрын

I'm just replying so you can see how much likes you got

@sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149

20 күн бұрын

@@afellowpotato Oh, huh. Well, thanks I guess! That was indeed more than I thought.

this is my favorite video on the internet

I feel like KFC is just that food no one wants to admit they actually like, so once the death row request comes up everyone's like "yeah, Imma get me my last guilty pleasure"

I actually DO want that coin for my collection… kinda sounds badass

@user-fe7bo5mm1o

2 жыл бұрын

ok

@SkratchersOtherWorseChannel

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-fe7bo5mm1o ok

@moppupaws

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-fe7bo5mm1o ok

@dboot8886

2 жыл бұрын

"Ah, a fine addition to my collection!"

@theratman6718

2 жыл бұрын

Ok

I would want my last meal to be a Clark bar. And since they don't exist anymore, that means that they would have to build the entire warehouse and machines, get the ingredients, make the bar and send it to the prison. THEN I would make that one singular bar last while I watch every How It's Actually Made. F I L L I N G M A C H I N E

@G0thBug

2 жыл бұрын

Sadly you can only ask for food from somewhere around the prison or from the canteen, meaning your request would be denied or you’d be given something similar.

@DONKFORTRESS6956

2 жыл бұрын

man I sure love a clark bar

@ChargeQM

2 жыл бұрын

... My wife's candy store sells Clark bars. If that was a joke, I accept my whoosh.

2:57 I was.... EATING MINT CHOCOLATE CHIP ICE CREAM at that very moment!

13:16 he got a jogurt instead

I think the last supper was meant to sow regret in prisoners before they go. To help them experience what they missed out on and will continue to miss out on in death. Thats probably why some of them ask for nothing, something simple or prison food, so that they dont miss life before they get put to death.

When you're doing your milkshake bit, the person in the background who's making the milkshake must really love doing dishes because they could just take the ice cream and directly put it into the blender and not put it into another thing beforehand

these videos are now my favorite thing. When my husband and I come home from work we watch these and they hit 👌 just right 👌 the humor lol

8:52 You know somone belongs in jail when they REQUEST fried okra.

"but his final meal was a cigar...." I DIED LMAOOOO

@Fanimati0n

2 жыл бұрын

I like to imagine that he actually ate the cigar instead of smoking it

@melvinmerkelhopper5752

2 жыл бұрын

@@Fanimati0n Real Sigma move.

@asher_delphi976

2 жыл бұрын

So did he 😏

"You've ruined lives, you are going to die, and you've been given a pretty outlandish request, and you still bitch about it. You were a man of conviction right to when it, really didn't matter." Yeah that's basically anyone who's in prison... sans the dying part.

The fact at 4:02 he put a clown emoji fading in made me laugh

@Mordecrox

Жыл бұрын

Took me a bit to realize it was the emoji, thought that was the clown bologna

2:33 I love how his sunglasses match up perfectly with the screen, giving him strangely scary eyes

Honestly I would be happy with many things for my final meal Except for soup Not because I hate soup, mind you. It’s just that you’d have to live a very depressing life to wish for soup to be your final meal.

@sleepyote

2 жыл бұрын

Well if you have no teeth I guess it'd be fine

@hilotakenaka

2 жыл бұрын

@@sleepyote I feel like if you didn’t have any teeth you’d be depressed anyway

@yourallygod8261

2 жыл бұрын

@@hilotakenaka milkshakes exist tho...

@retonman7492

2 жыл бұрын

No one ever thinks: hm today I want some soup.

@tohru-adachi-true-legit-real

2 жыл бұрын

Fr

I can't believe you didn't even mention the guy who ate an entire bible for his last meal.

@agnetalykins7564

2 жыл бұрын

Wasn't that just a hoax?

@Dontworryaboutit961

2 жыл бұрын

@@agnetalykins7564 no it’s true I was the bible

@enemyinc.6741

2 жыл бұрын

@@Dontworryaboutit961 You were the bible? Are you like, its ghost or something?

@Explodinghairypotatocat

2 жыл бұрын

@@agnetalykins7564 yes it was

@Konpekikaminari

2 жыл бұрын

@@enemyinc.6741 you can say they're 😎 A holy spirit

I'm in tears at 14:23

Huggbees: “has it been 30 seconds cause i can’t curse unless it’s been 30 seconds”. also Huggbees 0:07

@TheDoccMan

Жыл бұрын

I’m pretty sure u can say shit and bitch the first 30 seconds of the video

@love2part

Жыл бұрын

@@TheDoccMan ooooo okay lol cause i was confused

"Staring at a woman for more than 2 minutes... without a license" that one snuck up on me right off the bat haha

I feel like the choice to swap the dominos for tombstone was definitely a joke about the fact the prisoner was going to die, and I'm sad Huggbees missed it.

3:28 cheers to that.

"What do you want for your last meal?" "A loaded gun and a severed head."

I find it easy to believe that a lot of these criminals ordered KFC before they bit the big one. By consuming KFC's fatty, greasy chicken, they can sweat off the guilt of not only eating that meal, but also the guilt of their crimes, both through perspiration and defecation.

If I had been convicted of murder and was about to be exicuted, I would have a chocolate peanut butter pineapple smoothie, because I am deathly allergic to peanuts and pineapples, and I’d go out on my own terms.

@jahredharrison4069

2 жыл бұрын

You may not know this, being allergic and all, but those two flavours go pretty horribly with eachother. You'd get some real funny looks from the guards.

@siryak

2 жыл бұрын

@@jahredharrison4069 When I was a youngin and I had not yet developed an allergy of pineapple, I made a smoothie of pineapple, thin mints (Girl Scout chocolate mint cookies) and cashews (which taste the same as peanuts I think) and I thought it tasted great! Although I also have always thought that chard tastes good, so maybe I'm just weird

Few of 'em had a grain of salt amount of humanity left

The screen reflection in his sunglasses looks like eyes and they are so funny. I can't unsee it

There was one that I really hoped to hear you talk about where the guy's last meal request was a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. He did it because he knew he had a severe peanut allergy and died from it before his execution. It was a big "fuck you" to the prison system for not looking at his medical charts and he essentially went out on his own terms. Also, are we not gonna talk about the dark irony of Tombstone pizza? Sure, it could have been a coincidence that it was the brand they had in the freezer, but they were about to send him with his own tombstone. *EDIT* Wow, Huggbees read my comment or similar ones that had both of my points covered! It was almost like he was telling me I'm full of shit and for some reason that's kinda flattering!

@stupidvideos1449

2 жыл бұрын

That didn't happen

@nefariosgliscor

2 жыл бұрын

@@stupidvideos1449 yeah, I also just saw the new video as it was unfolding. I'm ashamed and honored for having my thoughts acknowledged by him even if he didn't read my specific comment lol

@evandaymon8303

9 ай бұрын

I know this is year ago and all but you got to have common sense. Why would they give a prisoner something they would be allergic to in first place. They would be highly aware of your symptoms of allergies and avoid giving you things that would kill you instead of the execution they would set up. They would be making sure of your allergies before preparing your last meal so they dont end up killing you unintentionally with food allergies

It still feels so weird to see a face talking with huggbees' voice

I love how you can look at this and laugh. You are hilarious.

Just wanted to say I've been a fan for a while now. Keep up the good work man. I really like your videos.

As someone who has low self esteem, that intro made me feel even better about myself.

@Igami_No_Io

2 жыл бұрын

Second me on that

@anarkxi

2 жыл бұрын

@@nichole4684 that black guy with the lightning makes a very good point

15:09 they gave him tombstone pizza instead of domino's pizza That gaurd just did the greatest fucking "haha" of all time

Really glad the video ended before any of these people died.

Hearing about people’s last meals, especially the ones who shared it feels so weird because it’s a reminder that these people are human. No matter what terrible thing they’ve done, they are still humans with most of the same humans emotions we all feel. I know some of them were just trying to make their image ever so slightly better, but still.

I understand the whole principle of "Hey I'm going to die, might as well make the most of it" but most of these are so implausible and enormous that I'm not sure if the prisoners were trying to kill themselves via heart attack before their executions or if spraying liquid diarrhea all the way to the gas chamber was actually the plan all along.

@karnickel-s33d16

2 жыл бұрын

I think a lot of these are intended as one last "fuck you"

@null2010

2 жыл бұрын

I don't think they finish their meals most of the time, it's kinda just a massive fuck you to everything

@maucazalv903

Жыл бұрын

maybe they couldn´t decide what they wanted for last and instead ask for a lot of things to have a "menu" to choose from :v7

@Ktotokroto

Жыл бұрын

I wouldn't be able to just choose one dish I want, so I would go with the stuff I enjoy the most and then just see how much I can stuff myself before the time comes.

@JJAB91

Жыл бұрын

Nice pfp