Could This Be Steven Seagal's WORST Movie Ever?!

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By popular demand! On this episode of Weird Movies With Mark, I talk about Sniper: Special Ops (2016) Is this the worst Steven Seagal movie? Enjoy Sittin' & Shootin' with Steven Seagal!
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Credits Music by: OVERWERK - Phase CODEUNIT Remix
00:00 Introduction
01:09 Sellin' Seagal
01:36 Van Dam not Van Damme
01:56 Death by Day Drinking
03:06 Delta Farce
03:58 Shootin' Seagal
04:52 No Pics for You
05:33 Trapped in the Scene
06:02 The ACTUAL Story
06:51 Sittin' Seagal
07:41 FPS on Easy
08:04 Super Smart Strategy
08:38 Convenient Radio
09:09 The Perfect Plan
10:18 Hang Out
10:41 IMDb Trivia Trolls
11:55 Seagal's Worst?
13:11 End Skit
13:41 Credits
#stevenseagal #comedy #movie

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  • @goodlookingcorpse
    @goodlookingcorpseАй бұрын

    If Steven Seagal won an award for laziest performance, he'd make his stunt double collect it.

  • @nobbynobbs8182

    @nobbynobbs8182

    Ай бұрын

    Nice burn 😂

  • @goodlookingcorpse

    @goodlookingcorpse

    Ай бұрын

    @@nobbynobbs8182 Thanks!

  • @efe_aydal

    @efe_aydal

    Ай бұрын

    Funny cause it's true.

  • @heather6668

    @heather6668

    Ай бұрын

    Love it

  • @goodlookingcorpse

    @goodlookingcorpse

    Ай бұрын

    @@heather6668 Thanks!

  • @glorygloryholeallelujah
    @glorygloryholeallelujahАй бұрын

    Using a stunt double to walk up/down stairs-is quite possibly, one of the most Steven Seagal things to have ever Steven Seagalled .😂🤦‍♀️

  • @KasumiKenshirou

    @KasumiKenshirou

    Ай бұрын

    He also has a body double on the poster.

  • @Dan-di9jd

    @Dan-di9jd

    Ай бұрын

    When they made Urban Justice, the director agreed he'd do it only if Seagal stayed on set until he was told to leave. This caused a lot of friction on set and even shut down production one day as they waited. Oddly, it's one of his highest rated DTV where he showed up for most of his scenes. Other movies, he refuses to show up on set so they use a stunt double to do simple things like him walking around and reserved the scenes where he's doing things since it's so hard to keep him on set. So it may be a combination of being lazy or just not showing up for work and they're having to improvise.

  • @Dead_Kerbal

    @Dead_Kerbal

    Ай бұрын

    Stairs are hard!

  • @omegalol541

    @omegalol541

    21 күн бұрын

    best comment I've seen so far 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @williamtoad8040
    @williamtoad8040Ай бұрын

    Injured soldier: Can’t move my legs Seagal: you lucky bastard

  • @TheeGrumpy

    @TheeGrumpy

    Ай бұрын

    "Here I am, using my legs like a sucker."

  • @williamtoad8040

    @williamtoad8040

    Ай бұрын

    @@TheeGrumpy crouching tiger, sitting dragon 🪑 🐉

  • @MrJab-hq8yk

    @MrJab-hq8yk

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@williamtoad8040 more like sitting Panda

  • @novemberalpha6023

    @novemberalpha6023

    11 күн бұрын

    😂😂😂😂 gold

  • @ShaktiChaturvedi
    @ShaktiChaturvediАй бұрын

    Sniper Special Ops is the Steven Seagull mega blockbuster hit movie where he showed the world.. oh wait wrong channel 😅

  • @SayianMike34

    @SayianMike34

    Ай бұрын

    Why did I say that in my head with the voice of the channel 💀

  • @entertainmentpowerfuchs5744

    @entertainmentpowerfuchs5744

    Ай бұрын

    Space Ice. Right?

  • @SayianMike34

    @SayianMike34

    Ай бұрын

    @@entertainmentpowerfuchs5744 yes

  • @Donathon-qx8kq

    @Donathon-qx8kq

    Ай бұрын

    😂😂😂

  • @entertainmentpowerfuchs5744

    @entertainmentpowerfuchs5744

    Ай бұрын

    ​Space Ice has good Taste. Says allways Steven Seagal is the worst and Jean Claude Van Damme is still Awesome.

  • @Mr_Porter
    @Mr_PorterАй бұрын

    Here's my theory: Steven Seagal isn't just an actor; he's a mastermind of the 'Cinematic Money Laundering Universe.' Those bargain bin movies? They're not just low-budget, they're negative-budget! It's like they paid people to watch them. There is no way that these movies are profitable. Who's out there willingly buying or streaming Seagal movies? Who would willingly subject themselves to that much Seagal in one sitting? Maybe it's all just a cover-up for the real action happening behind the scenes! I think It's all part of his grand scheme to keep the cash flowing while we're all distracted by his questionable acting skills!

  • @samholdsworth420

    @samholdsworth420

    Ай бұрын

    It's 100% money laundering.

  • @ptonpc

    @ptonpc

    Ай бұрын

    A lot of them are money laundering, others are for the tax credits.

  • @patrickmurphy216

    @patrickmurphy216

    Ай бұрын

    I'm convinced Adam Sandler movies are similar. He can still putt butts in seats and turn a profit, so whenever his ex-SNL buddies who never made it or had lackluster careers need money, he makes another crappy movie and includes them in the cast. The movie gets made, Sandler stays "relevant," thus setting up his next movie, and his buddies get a payday. If that's true, he's a good dude.

  • @nataschavisser573

    @nataschavisser573

    Ай бұрын

    This is also my theory for his "career" - tax evasion or money laundering or both.

  • @morbidiqua

    @morbidiqua

    Ай бұрын

    I came here to say the same thing. L

  • @RydarkVoyager
    @RydarkVoyagerАй бұрын

    Steven Seagal vomits his lunch, collapses, then gets reanimated, like a zombie. Sounds like the premise of his next movie.

  • @Bazzeboy

    @Bazzeboy

    Ай бұрын

    And craps his pants as well. Just ask Gene…

  • @favoritemustard3542

    @favoritemustard3542

    25 күн бұрын

    Considering his naming traditions, the trilogy could be: _Low Impact_ _No Impact_ _Negative Impact_ lol

  • @cristigiambasu2306
    @cristigiambasu2306Ай бұрын

    You put more effort reviewing this film then Steven Seagal acting in it

  • @bradencampbell464

    @bradencampbell464

    Ай бұрын

    Mind you, that bar is so low, the devil is tending it.

  • @iamthebatmanxiii3574
    @iamthebatmanxiii3574Ай бұрын

    I don't care how many people have covered a movie, I will always watch Mark's review.

  • @lord_insany

    @lord_insany

    Ай бұрын

    listen to Cum Town then

  • @PimpLenin
    @PimpLeninАй бұрын

    The last thing a special ops team would do is let a photographer follow them around taking pictures.

  • @docwho2828

    @docwho2828

    Ай бұрын

    Not if Steven Seagull is on this Team!

  • @flaccidego4291
    @flaccidego4291Ай бұрын

    Upcoming Seagull remakes: Above the Wasteband - Hard To Walk - Marked For Heart Disease - Out For Jelly Donuts -

  • @KasumiKenshirou

    @KasumiKenshirou

    Ай бұрын

    Hard Arteries.

  • @muhammadaliffbinmuhammadla7846

    @muhammadaliffbinmuhammadla7846

    Ай бұрын

    Under Belly

  • @viscountrainbows2857

    @viscountrainbows2857

    Ай бұрын

    The Grundle 2: Rumbling Tummy

  • @kuribayashi84

    @kuribayashi84

    Ай бұрын

    And a sequel: Belly of the Beast 2

  • @flaccidego4291

    @flaccidego4291

    Ай бұрын

    @@muhammadaliffbinmuhammadla7846 - I tried to come up with a modern Seagull remake for that one & found it impossible. Thank u for nailing it.

  • @Torgo-and-the-Lucifer-Cat
    @Torgo-and-the-Lucifer-CatАй бұрын

    You know the bad guys suck when storm troopers watch them shooting and scream, "oh come ON!!" Thanks, mark

  • @Hykje
    @HykjeАй бұрын

    The whole thing looks like they suddenly, in the middle of editing said "Do you know what? -Steven Seagal should be in this movie." because none of his scenes is done with the other actors present and his character has almost no interaction with the other characters.

  • @h.a.9880

    @h.a.9880

    Ай бұрын

    It's kind of like those old Ninja movies made by Godfrey Ho featuring Richard Harrison, where the Godfrey shot a couple scenes with Richard dressed up as a Ninja doing awkward things and then spliced those shots into half a dozen asian b-movies.

  • @flaccidego4291

    @flaccidego4291

    14 күн бұрын

    A couple directors from previous films said that what happens is that the producers tell them to put Seagal in the movie or else they won't finance it (maybe Seagal has some serious blackmail threat shit going on with these producers is just 1 theory as to why he's in so many of these) So they contact Seagal. He demands his paycut. They reluctantly agree on the pay, then days before shooting starts Seagal tells the directors to make major changes to the script to where most of Seagals parts in the movie are left out (IOW, a director said Seagal told him just 3 days before shooting that he only wants to be in 6 scenes instead of the agreed upon 25 or so & that he won't be showing up until after all the shooting is done & he'll shoot his reduced 6 scenes all by himself to be edited into the movie & of course Seagal won't tolerate any reduced pay for reducing his role by 75-80%. He's still to be paid in full & up front. lol) The directors of course object to this dick move by Seagal but then Seagal threatens them to accept his demands or he's not doing the movie & if he's not in the movie than the producers won't finance it. LMAO) He's done this time & time again. This particular film has Seagal using & abusing this particular director on an entirely whole other level of dick move douchbaggery.

  • @The_Kentuckian
    @The_KentuckianАй бұрын

    Oh no. Mark's getting into goatee era Seagal flicks. And I'm surprised he didn't mention the photoshop job on that poster.

  • @FanboyFlicks

    @FanboyFlicks

    Ай бұрын

    When I was going through and grabbing the posters from a bunch of his movies I coulnd't believe how bad the photoshop was on a bunch of them lol check out the ones for "Attack Force" or "Against the Dark"

  • @Dr.Thirteen-bb1ub

    @Dr.Thirteen-bb1ub

    Ай бұрын

    @FanboyFlicks It's scary for me to realize that I own those movies, have watched them at least once, and have no memory of doing so. Call it the Seagal Memory Hole.

  • @KasumiKenshirou

    @KasumiKenshirou

    Ай бұрын

    @@FanboyFlicks You'd thing he'd be pro dark rather than against it. It would be easier to hide his gut in the dark.

  • @CollinMcLean

    @CollinMcLean

    24 күн бұрын

    @@Dr.Thirteen-bb1ub His movies are so bad they literally cause brain damage...

  • @beantown_billy2405
    @beantown_billy2405Ай бұрын

    One of the best moments is when Seagal pivots slightly and needs to switch shoulders on his rifle to re-aim because he is so inflexible

  • @esteemedyams

    @esteemedyams

    Ай бұрын

    My fav moment in the entire film was when he was on the roof top, shooting down, and then he slowly starts to walk away because the enemy returns fire, but he casually squeezes out a couple more rounds without even looking in the direction he's shooting.

  • @EarthboundX

    @EarthboundX

    Ай бұрын

    He's done that stupid shoulder gun switch in a quite a few movies.

  • @planescaped

    @planescaped

    Ай бұрын

    @@EarthboundX He's done the keeps shooting while not looking/turning away a few times too.

  • @user-ol6zy2pb9b

    @user-ol6zy2pb9b

    Ай бұрын

    He makes it look so casual, but it's really just second nature.

  • @joshdavies9055

    @joshdavies9055

    10 күн бұрын

    Swapping shoulders with a rifle is an actual cqb tactic when rounding corners. Without giving seagal credit someone obviously making the film had some ideas. It has nothing to do with lack of flexibility.

  • @MarkusJKluge
    @MarkusJKlugeАй бұрын

    Seagal is wearing a cheap AliExpress "tactical" watch with a faked compass an a huge flashlight built in. I had to laugh so hard.

  • @viscountrainbows2857

    @viscountrainbows2857

    Ай бұрын

    To make it even better, it looks like he's wearing the same gear in every single one of his military movies. This opens up a theory that this is his own cinematic universe where he's some kind of Solid Snake/Sam Fisher type supersoldier that can randomly appear on any battlefield at any time and lazily secure you victory with his mere presence.

  • @ilitmychumsablaze3537

    @ilitmychumsablaze3537

    Ай бұрын

    @@viscountrainbows2857he's his own universe's Mysterious Stranger.

  • @markusk1015

    @markusk1015

    18 күн бұрын

    @@viscountrainbows2857His Name in the Steven seagal cinematic universe is ‘Liquid Shit’

  • @PaulOtis3
    @PaulOtis3Ай бұрын

    His beer belly protruding under the vest and shirt just kills me. It’s not just a little bit either

  • @favoritemustard3542

    @favoritemustard3542

    25 күн бұрын

    I was quite surprised he allowed any side shots of himself. ¾ at most, so we don't quite see what's "hiding" behind his rig.

  • @OldPirate1718
    @OldPirate1718Ай бұрын

    Seagal always claimed to be an expert w weapons, yet all of his movies show an incompetence with tactics and firearm handling...then throw in his jet black facial hair and his spray on head hair

  • @CollinMcLean

    @CollinMcLean

    24 күн бұрын

    I only received basic firearms training in the Navy... but even I can see how terrible he is at handling his gun...

  • @Not_Always
    @Not_AlwaysАй бұрын

    I love how in other Seagal movies, Steven barely moves, chops with his hands a few times and people are terrified of him.

  • @ericseitzler81

    @ericseitzler81

    Ай бұрын

    Well underage girls are right to fear him just ask Katherine heigl.

  • @Not_Always

    @Not_Always

    Ай бұрын

    @@ericseitzler81 😬

  • @ericseitzler81

    @ericseitzler81

    Ай бұрын

    @@Not_Always he asked her out on her 16 birthday and when she told him she was to young to date him he said he has had girlfriends younger than her,creep!

  • @megatronjenkins2473

    @megatronjenkins2473

    Ай бұрын

    ​@Not_Always on the set of Under Siege 2, Ms. Heigel's mom had to be onset whenever she was. Then there's the time he asked costar Jenny McCarthy if she wanted to rehearse the sex scene. Even without there BEING a sex scene in the movie, she was disgusted and quit. Sadly, one of the smartest things she's ever done.

  • @Dan-di9jd

    @Dan-di9jd

    Ай бұрын

    I guess if somehow all that is real it would indeed be pretty terrifying that some large, lethargic obese man is able to defy the law of common sense and physics and patty cake people to death.

  • @HiMyNameIsLeo
    @HiMyNameIsLeoАй бұрын

    A director from one of these direct to dvd films said he always wears some sort of sunglasses because it makes it harder to see he is just reading his lines from off camera

  • @namelessandsouless1
    @namelessandsouless1Ай бұрын

    When I say the title of this video, I seriously thought it was a Space Ice video and expected to hear "Sniper, is the Steven Seagal mega block buster hit, where he showed the world that he couldn't be bothered to act in the movie he starred in!" or something to that effect. But this was just as good! Almost fifteen minutes of Mark just Dogging on Seagal!

  • @Mike-ks6qu
    @Mike-ks6quАй бұрын

    "You don't even wanna use your legs!!!" Bahahahhaa amazing. 😂😂😂😂😂 Mark's humor is just perfect for me.

  • @Dr.Thirteen-bb1ub
    @Dr.Thirteen-bb1ubАй бұрын

    The movie where Seagal invented an entirely new martial art, chair-fu.

  • @potetobloke4731

    @potetobloke4731

    Ай бұрын

    truly a pioneer in jiu-sitsu

  • @docwho2828

    @docwho2828

    Ай бұрын

    Guys!😂

  • @Dan-di9jd

    @Dan-di9jd

    Ай бұрын

    I actually heard that on set he couldn’t even holster his own firearm and the crew had to help. He brought in his own set of gear apparently but I think it’s because he’s so large that he was worried he wouldn’t fit and didn’t want to appear like that.

  • @favoritemustard3542

    @favoritemustard3542

    25 күн бұрын

    Put him on a roller chair: _he's a demon on wheels!_

  • @7ElevenTruther

    @7ElevenTruther

    21 күн бұрын

    It's called chair-kido! 😂

  • @silvernova354
    @silvernova354Ай бұрын

    I have made two observations with this film. 1 - The majority of the budget must have been spent on the huge amount of KFC that Steven ate on set. 2 - It's amazing that his character wasn't the first to be shot given the fact that he makes the largest and easiest target compared to the other soldiers.

  • @mattscott2664

    @mattscott2664

    Ай бұрын

    He’s not fat he’s just carrying a lot of equipment….in an attempt to hide his gut.

  • @silvernova354

    @silvernova354

    Ай бұрын

    @@mattscott2664 😂👍

  • @KasumiKenshirou

    @KasumiKenshirou

    Ай бұрын

    @@mattscott2664 "MORE POUCHES! WE NEED MORE POUCHES!" "BUT SIR, THAT WILL USE UP OUR ENTIRE BUDGET!"

  • @anon9469

    @anon9469

    Ай бұрын

    I'm surprised they managed to get him to put on camo, he usually just wears a black jacket regardless of his "job".

  • @davidhouston6475
    @davidhouston6475Ай бұрын

    Isn't this the movie where he spends the whole movie sitting down😂😂😂 it's horror moving that flabby frame around.

  • @maxbrandt6

    @maxbrandt6

    Ай бұрын

    He doesn't walk so much as he just waddles through the scenes but there is indeed a stunt double for longer walking scenes or where he has to go up or down stairs. Watch him really move when he's at an All-You-Can-Eat buffet! Sometime the crew has to tempt him back on set with a cheeseburger.

  • @jhcoverdrive9287

    @jhcoverdrive9287

    Ай бұрын

    Helping to earn him the rank of ‘Gravy SEAL’

  • @mikehunt4986

    @mikehunt4986

    Ай бұрын

    That's every movie of his nowadays.

  • @drewgoin8849

    @drewgoin8849

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@mikehunt4986 Unfortunately for Seagal, in THIS one he can't smoke cigars, unlike all his other recent films.

  • @arthuryong8562

    @arthuryong8562

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@jhcoverdrive9287 the Graviest Seal of them all

  • @PoffinFresh
    @PoffinFreshАй бұрын

    You think he’s doing nothing, but he’s actually in a zen meditative state, displaying inner peace while war rages around him. This subtle performance really shows his range and talent.

  • @Whiteboykun

    @Whiteboykun

    6 күн бұрын

    Yeah, the range of his waist line

  • @Kyle-805
    @Kyle-805Ай бұрын

    Lol, I don't know if it's just me but your commentary was absolutely hilarious this whole video. This is my I'm a member. No other channel does it like you do.

  • @pretorious700
    @pretorious700Ай бұрын

    Watching Seagal lumber about like my 90 year old grandad is hilarious.

  • @philiphunn194
    @philiphunn194Ай бұрын

    Seagal didn't just eat all the pies, he ate the guy selling him the pies in the first place.

  • @trevorbelmond908
    @trevorbelmond908Ай бұрын

    These moments with Mark blending in the movie just keep getting better and better and more hilarious too 😂

  • @mattscott2664
    @mattscott2664Ай бұрын

    I love how the dvd covers are just Seagal’s chopped head on a not morbidly obese body. I imagine most of the other actors in this didn’t even know it was a Seagal movie.

  • @NoamChompsky-ob5te
    @NoamChompsky-ob5teАй бұрын

    Dude in a Hezbollha scarf has a hipflask?

  • @wildman2012

    @wildman2012

    Ай бұрын

    Yeah, I was wondering about that also. Hey, it was probably just lemonade...

  • @Hykje
    @HykjeАй бұрын

    The explosions at the end are the only thing that has a really high budget behind it because it's stock footage lifted from "Iron Man".

  • @solidwire6359
    @solidwire6359Ай бұрын

    I've heard rumors of a certain "movie star" that has an uncle with ties to a particular criminal organization. Making crappy movies could potentially be used to launder money. Only way this makes sense.

  • @BGNOLA

    @BGNOLA

    Ай бұрын

    Hey, leave Michael Cera out of this!

  • @mrdynamic8678

    @mrdynamic8678

    7 сағат бұрын

    Russkies are involved

  • @dessertstorm7476
    @dessertstorm7476Ай бұрын

    its not a stunt double, its an effort double

  • @SebastianMikulec
    @SebastianMikulecАй бұрын

    The man walks with an air of confidence rarely seen in this day and age.

  • @retrocatalog

    @retrocatalog

    Ай бұрын

    I wish I had his confidence... He seems to get it from out of thin air...

  • @KasumiKenshirou

    @KasumiKenshirou

    Ай бұрын

    Walk?

  • @9jester9
    @9jester9Ай бұрын

    Seagull definitely has food in all of those pouches.

  • @favoritemustard3542

    @favoritemustard3542

    25 күн бұрын

    They're full of MREs: McDonald's, Ribs, & Enchiladas

  • @richardbossman9875

    @richardbossman9875

    13 күн бұрын

    He rat-fucked an entire case of MRE’s, no jalapeño cheese or peanut butter spread left for anyone else.

  • @jennifer_mertens
    @jennifer_mertensАй бұрын

    The sad thing is, that if he prepped for a role and "got off the couch" so he could actually move in a convincing way(do some decent action scenes). He could have gone the way of Sylvester Stallone and done some decent movies. Instead he shows up tired, bloated, and unable to walk down a set of stairs without lumbering. What a waste.

  • @danielvandersall6756
    @danielvandersall6756Ай бұрын

    Hilarious how hard they worked to make it look like his equipment and body armor actually fits and isn't comically undersized compared to his incredible bulk.

  • @bensneb360
    @bensneb360Ай бұрын

    Steven Seagull keeps breaking the glass floor, he keeps getting lower and lower, it’s like reserve inspirational lol

  • @ericrubin1719

    @ericrubin1719

    Ай бұрын

    Reverse inspirational😂

  • @michaelfarineau6
    @michaelfarineau6Ай бұрын

    “He hates cans!! Stay away from the cans!!”

  • @nicholaspaularnold
    @nicholaspaularnoldАй бұрын

    “Above The Law” and “Hard To Kill” “Out For Justice” “Under Siege 1&2” were all so amazing. It’s such a shame to see what’s become of Seagal

  • @zmbdog
    @zmbdogАй бұрын

    The fact that Seagal was ever a bankable actor is a total enigma to me. And I grew up in the 80s!

  • @princesstamika

    @princesstamika

    Ай бұрын

    it was orientalism: the mystique of his bullshido.

  • @theangryholmesian4556

    @theangryholmesian4556

    Ай бұрын

    "The ancient art ​of disappointing your parents." @@princesstamika

  • @izidororaziel4918

    @izidororaziel4918

    Ай бұрын

    One of the greatest martial arts actor of all times, for real. You believing or not

  • @patrickbateman312

    @patrickbateman312

    21 күн бұрын

    ​@@izidororaziel4918not even in the top 20

  • @rogierb5945
    @rogierb5945Ай бұрын

    Its well known Seagal has a 'no stairs' clause in all of his contracts.

  • @katsrebro4684
    @katsrebro4684Ай бұрын

    Another successful baby oil Mark skit in the books 🎉

  • @FanboyFlicks

    @FanboyFlicks

    Ай бұрын

    It's honestly the last thing I do before shooting a skit because it gets everywhere. As soon as I'm done filming I'm dying to wash it off because it feels so gross lol

  • @katsrebro4684

    @katsrebro4684

    Ай бұрын

    @@FanboyFlicks the closest known feeling to being a hot dog on that rotating warmer! 🤣 I appreciate your sacrifice to the lube gods 🙏🏻

  • @BlazeRhodon
    @BlazeRhodonАй бұрын

    1:40 It is obvious that it is not Jean-Claude Van Damme. He would never play in Seagal's movie, because he had beef with Seagal. Also Seagal would never hire Van Damme to his movie, because he simply dislikes him (he rejected role in The Expendables because of him).

  • @Pooby1000
    @Pooby1000Ай бұрын

    Noob Mark doesn't know special forces have special hats specifically for stair walking.

  • @mattyt1961

    @mattyt1961

    Ай бұрын

    now I know why they are called special ops... always wondered :)

  • @dcmastermindfirst9418

    @dcmastermindfirst9418

    Ай бұрын

    Tactical hats I believe.

  • @esteemedyams
    @esteemedyamsАй бұрын

    I've seen this one. I think he's on screen for less than 5 minutes in total. Mostly sits comfortably in a chair and talks to other characters, but obviously whenever he's on screen it's established that he's the biggest badass around. I've also watched his vampire movie. Same deal. He's on screen for about 5-10 minutes, the rest of the movie is just the poor underpaid C list actors trying to make the most of what they can from an absolute sh*t script. I don't think we'll ever see another Seagal movie where he actually does stuff and plays the lead role. He's realized that he can still make money even if he doesn't get out of his chair, and he's sticking with that strategy until he croaks.

  • @jbBehemoth
    @jbBehemothАй бұрын

    "The covenant" has the actor that plays the winter soldier, the deep, and the guy who played gambit. 2000's frat boy meets "the craft" It's so bad, it's amazing

  • @Toddly812
    @Toddly812Ай бұрын

    Ok but Steven should totally start a podcast and call it Sittin n shootin with Steven.

  • @rojh9351
    @rojh9351Ай бұрын

    7:25 “Next To No Impact” has to be the next movie title!

  • @ptonpc
    @ptonpcАй бұрын

    The thing is, most of the films with Seagal (and Bruce Willis in his later years) could have been okay movies if the budget hadn't been spent on them. A lot of the actors do seem to try and often there is a plot screaming to get out.

  • @varanid9
    @varanid9Ай бұрын

    Holy cow, that last bit just before the closing credits had me cracking up. Because I find it disturbingly plausible.

  • @jesterdk
    @jesterdkАй бұрын

    ALWAYS wonder what's happening when Seagal stands up...

  • @henrygvidonas9573

    @henrygvidonas9573

    Ай бұрын

    A very, very wet chair seat becomes visible. That's what happens.

  • @ericseitzler81

    @ericseitzler81

    Ай бұрын

    Satan starts to get cold

  • @StevenRogers-hw9dj

    @StevenRogers-hw9dj

    Ай бұрын

    I always wonder it he's going to be able to stand up.

  • @milliman4
    @milliman4Ай бұрын

    I think me playing soldier with my nerf blasters looks more professional than Seagal with his decades of acting experience

  • @maleekbeats
    @maleekbeatsАй бұрын

    Would love to see Neil Breen and Seagal in a movie together 😂😂😂

  • @CerpinTaxt-xu8zk

    @CerpinTaxt-xu8zk

    Ай бұрын

    I remember asking chatGPT to create a story starring Breen, Seagal and Wiseau. The story involves the trio fighting against aliens invading earth, Seagal uses his fighting skills, Breen uses his mind powers and hacking skills, and Wiseau uses his charm and charisma to distract the security guards of the big alien spaceship.

  • @maleekbeats

    @maleekbeats

    Ай бұрын

    @@CerpinTaxt-xu8zkhaha sounds like a great plot i would watch that movie for sure 😂😅

  • @kwcy92

    @kwcy92

    Ай бұрын

    @@CerpinTaxt-xu8zkhaha, what a story

  • @bradencampbell464
    @bradencampbell464Ай бұрын

    The cinema snob characterized modern Steven Segal as "you'll have to pay me extra to stand up" Segal

  • @cyberprompt
    @cyberpromptАй бұрын

    Another flawless insertion into the scene. I believe some work was done on the audio to replicate the environment too. I little reverby.

  • @gadyariv2456
    @gadyariv2456Ай бұрын

    now I kind of want some one to make a remake of the rear window with Steven Segal

  • @MonstersFlyinginTheSky
    @MonstersFlyinginTheSkyАй бұрын

    my older brother is a steven seagal fan unironically, and i think we are all too just not for reasons that steven seagal would think.

  • @l.a.beltranmusic4554
    @l.a.beltranmusic4554Ай бұрын

    This movie didn't take the cake, Seagal ate that shit

  • @favoritemustard3542

    @favoritemustard3542

    25 күн бұрын

    ...I was wondering who Mark set up for this (likely true) joke 👋 lol

  • @hankw69
    @hankw69Ай бұрын

    "He didn't even use the same hat!" Mark, you always get me rollin'.

  • @markusjohansen2187
    @markusjohansen218729 күн бұрын

    What really bothers me about the movie is how Steven seagal holds the rifle at times like the stock of the rifle is over his shoulder so if he where to pull the trigger the recoil would not be held. And of course many other things.

  • @ericburns469
    @ericburns469Ай бұрын

    “Sittin’ and Shootin’ with Steven Seagull” Steven: Write that down! Write that down!

  • @russbennett5470
    @russbennett5470Ай бұрын

    It seems more like the movie was filmed with someone else as the sniper and then he quit half way through filming so they hired steven segal to just sit in a chair and occasionally react to something

  • @jonathanturek5846
    @jonathanturek5846Ай бұрын

    "Government Assassin Cop"' starring Steven seagull & Neal brean directed by Amir Shirvan .....

  • @doublep1980

    @doublep1980

    Ай бұрын

    Sadly Amir Shirvan has passed away in 2006.

  • @dubuyajay9964
    @dubuyajay9964Ай бұрын

    Money Laundering Movie?

  • @gardetto265
    @gardetto265Ай бұрын

    I found your channel when I was on a pedal bike trip in 2018. I think another youtuber I was watching recommended you but my point is I think you are great dude and the fact that you haven't reached 500k subscribers is a crime to humanity. Just know someone like me from a small town in colorado watches you with religious consistency. Keep it up my man. It is heartwarming knowing you are obviously doing this because you love it and you love movies.. I'm here for it my man.. Hobgoblins or "BEWARE, children at play" next? The ladder is hilariously gnarly. You watch it, I will start marketing for you asap

  • @jooei2810
    @jooei2810Ай бұрын

    He made some great bangers during the 80s and 90s, Under Siege is actually awesome!

  • @Roxannahovannaa9779
    @Roxannahovannaa9779Ай бұрын

    Stepdads with karate complexes love this shit

  • @philbowers7572
    @philbowers7572Ай бұрын

    I have been waiting for AGES to see you do this one!!!

  • @mastercheif878
    @mastercheif87820 күн бұрын

    Those two look like literal gravy seals, this is absolutely hilarious

  • @blackbirdfilms1966
    @blackbirdfilms196626 күн бұрын

    I freaking lost it on the "Hey why you getting up?" part.

  • @favoritemustard3542

    @favoritemustard3542

    25 күн бұрын

    Seagull puts the "can" n _cannibalism_ lol

  • @ninjaturtlefan2003
    @ninjaturtlefan2003Ай бұрын

    12:27 A friend of mine once said to me "Soap Operas are the most successful TV shows of all time and their sole demographic are stay-at-home wine moms". SOMEONE watches these movies. You don't know them, but they exist. Lurking in the shadows.

  • @Tarquin47

    @Tarquin47

    Ай бұрын

    I used to have a friend in high school that was a genuine fan of Seagal, like would often go trawling through bargain bins to hoard them. I saw more Seagal with him than the rest of my life combined. He also liked all the DnD straight to DVD movies. The only Seagal scene that puts a smile on my face is one where he throws a katana with a horizontal spin through a tiny window on the second floor to decapitate a guy running away like 30m on the ground from him

  • @nataschavisser573

    @nataschavisser573

    Ай бұрын

    My mom religiously watches dubbed Turkish soap operas. They all have the same plot - a bunch of wealthy men fight for controll over a family enterprise, recruiting some underworld characters along the way. The one who wins, gets the best chick and the others either die, go to jail.

  • @SlapstickGenius23

    @SlapstickGenius23

    Ай бұрын

    @@nataschavisser573 I’ve seen a bunch of telenovelas (Latin American, but usually Mexican or Brazilian) and teleseryes (Pinoy tv soaps, but more overdramatic than even the Mexican ones!) online. They do not have a variety of plots, but tend to make up for it by being full of memes!

  • @BGNOLA

    @BGNOLA

    Ай бұрын

    Reminds me of the story about William Boudine directing a B movie and the studio was telling him to hurry it up; he said "you'd think somebody out there was waiting to see this."

  • @saruki0132
    @saruki0132Ай бұрын

    most of Pierce Brosnan's roles are like this now too.

  • @heavenpiercer5095

    @heavenpiercer5095

    Ай бұрын

    He was great as dr fate in black adam unlike ~cough steven seagal

  • @saruki0132

    @saruki0132

    Ай бұрын

    @@heavenpiercer5095 yeah, probably paid higher than that stunt in Army of the dead i think, he just stood most times, or was that from misfits.

  • @wesleydesot4904

    @wesleydesot4904

    Ай бұрын

    Who the hell even watch that boring old fart Brosnan anyway.

  • @tylergaye5457

    @tylergaye5457

    Ай бұрын

    Yeah Pierce Brosnan doesn't pretend to be an ultra-badass in real life though.

  • @edo9106
    @edo9106Ай бұрын

    Thanks for being so consistently hilarious with all your videos

  • @chris-terfer
    @chris-terferАй бұрын

    Hey Mark thanks for the great content. Your channel is so fun, I recommend it to everyone when in discussion of All-time favorite KZread channels.

  • @flomojo2u
    @flomojo2uАй бұрын

    I've seen coverage on this film before from GBorBB, but definitely not this much detail! Seagal's requirements to "perform" are unreal, and honestly, I have to wonder how much longer he'll be around. The report of him vomiting and passing out is terrifying, that’s a great way to aspirate food and choke. I knew a family who lost a daughter when she threw up in her sleep one night, and they found her the next morning... Really sad.

  • @011keepers

    @011keepers

    Ай бұрын

    SPACE ICE and JASON BRANDT also did this movie

  • @ericbuzzard2041

    @ericbuzzard2041

    Ай бұрын

    That "report" was an obvious troll post Mark even said so right before.

  • @cip7068
    @cip7068Ай бұрын

    If they're is one thing I know about Special Forces is that conditioning isn't important 😅

  • @TemperedMedia
    @TemperedMediaАй бұрын

    I'm glad you opened with the question I had on my mind... at what point can you consider Seagal a selling point? It's the bargain DVD bin, so I get it. But at the same time, how can anyone want to give this dude money to do nothing? Your skits are 100x more entertaining than this train wreck of a movie 🤣laugh out loud funny as always!

  • @tylerlacor8116
    @tylerlacor8116Ай бұрын

    Made me laugh really hard when you realized you compared Rear Window to this movie 😂

  • @greenkoopa
    @greenkoopaАй бұрын

    Marky baby its only the worst until you see his next one 😎🐢🐢

  • @jofall91
    @jofall91Ай бұрын

    That poster is so fucking funny 😂 love how they obviously superimposed his face on somebody else’s body

  • @TheyCallMeStabby
    @TheyCallMeStabby19 күн бұрын

    It always disappoints me how after 40+ years acting Steven still can’t figure out how to properly hold and shoulder a gun.

  • @80sportal24
    @80sportal24Сағат бұрын

    I remember seeing a dude from the army do a top 5 of the worst uniform inaccuracies in film, and number one is "literally everything ever worn by Steven Segal"

  • @metallimatt10
    @metallimatt10Ай бұрын

    12:20 why not? Lol it can be like Neil Breen 🤣

  • @12345.......

    @12345.......

    Ай бұрын

    Mr Breen is far superior

  • @metallimatt10

    @metallimatt10

    Ай бұрын

    @12345....... true BUT he's done them all

  • @ThreeFatCats
    @ThreeFatCatsАй бұрын

    Mark, can you review "The Raven" starring Vincent Price? It is weird.

  • @12345.......

    @12345.......

    Ай бұрын

    👀 interested

  • @FanboyFlicks

    @FanboyFlicks

    Ай бұрын

    I'll take a look thanks!

  • @TheCatBilbo
    @TheCatBilboАй бұрын

    The question is: who the hell is checking those trivia entries on IMDB?! I stupidly thought they would be checked...verified...something. They're hilarious. Anyway, onto Seagal's next film, starring his head in a box...😮

  • @SH-ny8oz
    @SH-ny8ozАй бұрын

    Thank you Mark for making each week more enjoyable. Your hard work is something I will never take for granted! I wish I had more money to give, but alas, I am unable to at this time. Whenever possible, I will show my support😁

  • @thenerdsentertainmentchann7922
    @thenerdsentertainmentchann7922Ай бұрын

    Oh, hi Mark!

  • @12345.......

    @12345.......

    Ай бұрын

  • @Tenebris_Sint
    @Tenebris_SintАй бұрын

    I was a Green Beret (18A, 18D), and I was Sniper qualified… if you want to see what Green Berets think of this movie, go watch the Beers and Breakdowns on FNG channel. Seagal clearly saw American Sniper and said I can do that.( even give him a Mk18 and .338 Bolt gun). The rifle he’s using is designed for 1000m-2000m… but he’s in a California town and everything seems to be

  • @bambinogo8609
    @bambinogo8609Ай бұрын

    He's just waiting it out. I'll just sit for the whole movie to end and go home to rest some more. 😂

  • @benlapoint7697
    @benlapoint7697Ай бұрын

    I love the effort you put into inserting yourself into shots! I can still tell most of the time, but it honestly looks better than some big budget films. Love your work. To your continued success I will make a better effort to like and comment on your videos. You definitely deserve it!

  • @DavidLLambertmobile
    @DavidLLambertmobileАй бұрын

    Note- Delta Force was disbanded in 2005 by SecDef Donald Rumsfeld. The current name is ACE. It was called CAG or combat applications group for many years. It was noted on C SPAN a few years ago said around 75% of ACE are Army rangers, 75th Ranger Regiment.

  • @seanpoulton2446

    @seanpoulton2446

    Ай бұрын

    I’m sure it will change again at some point. I find it funny because we know the unit is still unofficially 1st SFOD-D.

  • @reallyfurious
    @reallyfuriousАй бұрын

    I love that the colonel is like 90 frikkin years old cos he's obviously gotta appear older than the rest of the squad 😂😂😂

  • @ryanbarker5217
    @ryanbarker5217Ай бұрын

    fanboy flicks is the mega-blockbuster hit channel that loves steven seagull. is making videos on seagull difficult? actually, no, it's super easy, barely an inconvenience. do we want more? please and thank you.

  • @WJINTL
    @WJINTL24 күн бұрын

    Steven: I want a movie where I sit around as much as possible while still looking cool and badass. Steven's agent: Say no more!

  • @thegloriousryius
    @thegloriousryiusАй бұрын

    The way he handles his rifle is absolutely hilarious.

  • @666NEKRomantiK666
    @666NEKRomantiK666Ай бұрын

    EPIC!! I love your video man

  • @MamaMOB
    @MamaMOBАй бұрын

    Fantastic as always!

  • @mantovannni
    @mantovannniАй бұрын

    Mark you're an absolute star, thank you for all the great videos.

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