I'm going to need to take a minute to appreciate how seamlessly Mark edited himself into the scene where the girls eating ice cream leave the shop. I love his self inserts into the films he reviews, but that one was flawlessly executed!

@Not_Always

Ай бұрын

Yes, a very pleasant surprise

@missmoanypants

Ай бұрын

He definitely looked like he belonged in the scene.

@smakfu1375

Ай бұрын

Yep, that was amazing.

@trash-heap3989

Ай бұрын

It's as good as Eli_handle_b.wav videos.

@basilbaby7678

Ай бұрын

Yeah, but it was his coordinated shirt that set me off… 😂

I never knew that the best musical pairing to go with an intense armed robbery scene was a MIDI sea shanty.

@STho205

Ай бұрын

Yes, I think I recognized it from The Contemplator website of folk music and deck hand lyrics

@nenoman3855

Ай бұрын

Probably made with one of those virtual sound canvas software for Windows 3.1.

@puppiesarepower3682

13 күн бұрын

SEGA

@karnerblue7658

8 күн бұрын

“MIDI sea shanty”. 🤣

Fun fact: Mark is a continuous vanity project. He has a closet for wigs and a separate closet for 1960's suits. Lol

@simplesimonspeaks1115

Ай бұрын

Hey...you know it's going to be a good skit when Mark breaks out the 70's roller boogie wig

@rebel4466

Ай бұрын

Honestly, YT is a general vanity project. Who's writing, directing and starring in Mark's videos?

@Grexxn

Ай бұрын

Not to forget his separate closet for his one dollar mustaches...

@metanulski

Ай бұрын

What is the meaning of vanity project?

@toupac3195

Ай бұрын

@metanulski you write, cast, produce, direct and star in a movie about how much of a stud you are.

You know a movie is bad when you think Mark added the music for comedic effect just to find out that it's part of the movie

@favoritemustard3542

Ай бұрын

There's a wee bit of nostalgia for that farty wav/Casio music, but not enough to forgive its overuse in this Weird Movie.

@derkeheath5172

8 сағат бұрын

Some of the more competent crappy music makes me think of the music from really bad 90s Canadian TV - stuff like "Night Man" and "Tarzan"

When the major plot point of your movie is, "she's too young for you, bro", it's getting a little weeeeiiiirrddd ...

@favoritemustard3542

Ай бұрын

...& yet, considering it's a passion project, the "ulterior motive" behind the message precludes said message. Where the motive was actually ewww.

Unlike the guys in this movie, Mark is definitely an Honorable Man.

@char1737

Ай бұрын

HUZZAH!

@spankynater4242

Ай бұрын

He's Canadian.

I've never seen 2004 look so much like 1989

@BGNOLA

Ай бұрын

yeah it feels like an 80s parody

-Rehearsal for a Middle School play.- Audition for a Middle School play.

@KarlBunker

Ай бұрын

-Audition for a Middle School play.- Failed audition for a Middle School play.

@FanboyFlicks

Ай бұрын

Hahahahaahah

@oliversomething4821

Ай бұрын

@@FanboyFlicks Google offered to translate this comment to English. Now I know it says "Hahahahaha".

@southanime

Ай бұрын

​@@oliversomething4821in spanish it says Jajajajaja

@favoritemustard3542

Ай бұрын

Kek lol

They need to bring together all these guys like: Neil Breen, Garret Sayre, Tommy Wiseau, John De Hart, Steven Segal, and others, for one film. Call it: "The Unwatchables" and have it directed by Uwe Boll.

@streetmagik3105

Ай бұрын

😂 I'd actually watch that.

@shanester1832

26 күн бұрын

This is truly a golden idea. People with insane money never do anything cool with it. They could be financing this! There is a dollar amount for all these people to swallow their pride, acknowledge their failure & fates, and star in the Unwatchables.

I wanna see a buddy cop movie starring this guy and Neil Breen.

@oliversomething4821

Ай бұрын

I can't believe it. How could you get shot in a drug raid? I just can't believe it.

@MattHawes

Ай бұрын

I want a buddy cop film with Neil Breen and Tommy Wiseau.

@razorfin699

Ай бұрын

Make Steven Seagal the bad guy and you got yourself some real Oscars worthy shit.

@aadams1006

Ай бұрын

They'd never agree on who was going to be the protagonist.

@williamdixon-gk2sk

Ай бұрын

​@MattHawes that would be real Hollywood movie, where they only eat tuna from a can! So anyway, how's your sex life?

I'm gonna write myself into a movie where all the hot girls are totally into me and fight each other over me, then Sonic comes over and we go on an adventure, but it gets interrupted when Amy and Rouge the bat also then start hitting on me. It's gonna win an oscar.

@robsutton3092

Ай бұрын

Do it!!! Except make you me.

@dianaberlin4767

Ай бұрын

Not hot. Underaged 🔥

@chriscarter8593

Ай бұрын

hot, suspiciously-aged girls

@Trollificusv2

Ай бұрын

And then the Oscar statue will start hitting on you...

@uriel5708

Ай бұрын

Chris chan gonna get mad at you

The whole "I'm an adult, but i knew you when you were just a kid, but now that you are 18, i can finally date you" thing really creeped me out, and it happens TWICE.

@russbennett5470

Ай бұрын

Well now we know who inspired all the hub videos that have been made in the last 5 years

@Tornado1994

Ай бұрын

@@russbennett5470 RLM discussed it 2 years ago. When they did they called it a "Subtlety Racist Vanity Project".

@irwinisidro

Ай бұрын

In a different review of this film, one commenter claimed to be an extra and said the actor/director was kinda creepy towards the young girls.

@donnylurch4207

Ай бұрын

A true story about cops, by a cop, where the hero is an egomaniac with a creepy approach to women? Say it ain't so!

@Elle-xf8mw

Ай бұрын

🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯

I stopped a robbery at a convenience store years ago. Someone caught the whole thing on their flip phone so you know, it looked way better.

@AnikMonette

Ай бұрын

I bet it looked like a horror tape...😂

"I remember you in braids and braces" .... You fucking WHAT?! BARFFFFF

@favoritemustard3542

Ай бұрын

Worst. Pick-up line. EVAR!

@Mockthenerd

Ай бұрын

Honestly, I'm pretty nonchalant about the whole adults dating age thing and even I cringed.

@alanmontoya7162

Ай бұрын

Sounds like a porn title lol

@mattjohnson8585

Ай бұрын

This right here

Props on that shot at the ice cream shop where you walk in, that was really well done. I BELIEVED!

What kind of awful person would tell you to watch this travesty? (Me, it was me)

@charlesloomis2224

Ай бұрын

Well done.

@lindinle

Ай бұрын

The red ketter media guys

@37view37

Ай бұрын

Where did you even find out about this film?

@Jaxxxz1356

Ай бұрын

@@37view37 sbig and imdb

@mckinleyostvig7135

Ай бұрын

​@@37view37it's already been on RLM and SBIG so maybe one of those? Or maybe they're just in a bad movie club or forum.

I don't know about anyone else, but I can't wait for the soundtrack for this movie to be released.

@FanboyFlicks

Ай бұрын

It's probably on cassette

@ianitor

Ай бұрын

Honorable Men OST

@BGNOLA

Ай бұрын

@@FanboyFlicks It really does sound like the demos a friend of mine was doing in 1985; Is the Samurai Cop soundtrack on the flipside of the tape?

@EarlFaulk

Ай бұрын

Just play some random SNES rpg from the 90s. Basically the same synth sounds

@huepix

5 күн бұрын

🤣

If I had a quarter for every time a protagonist stops a robbery unrelated to the plot, I would have enough to go to the laundromat and do my laundry. Just hope it doesn't get robbed while I'm there.

@DeetotheDubs

Ай бұрын

Enough to wash, dry, and splurge on the good soap and dryer sheets. Probably enough left after that to get a soda.

@mauricedavis2160

Ай бұрын

🙏✨👌👍🤣🐲❣️

There's a vanity project that apparently vanished off the face of the internet, called The Empiricist (2003). It has an IMDB page but I couldn't find a way to stream it. If you manage to find it, I would love a review. That movie has a particular wtf decision for the main character that would make for a great Mark-insertion.

@variaphora

Ай бұрын

Oh that is painful. You sadist.

@nn-dj2nu

Ай бұрын

i just looked, it appears to have been scrubbed off the Internets.

@natelax1367

Ай бұрын

I found it on internet archive. It seems they are trigger happy with copyright claims so copies don't last long online. It looks terrible but I'm downloading it anyway

Another day saved by a Mark upload.

@AnikMonette

Ай бұрын

Wasn't a bad day but the evening was a tad uneventful so that's a nice surprise!

@robsutton3092

Ай бұрын

@@AnikMonetteYou’re wrong. It was a bad day.

Thank you, Mark, for yet again helping me question the meaning of entertainment. Honestly, I can't watch your commentary of any "vanity project film", with food or drink nearby . . . cuz everything's gonna hit the floor the moment I start laughing! And all this time I thought the only Mannequin Movie starred Andrew McCarthy and Kim Cattrall. Looks to me like Garrett Stewart Sayre could learn technique from a ventriloquist dummy acting coach. Mark, your videos make the online universe shine - Thank You again!

@FanboyFlicks

Ай бұрын

Glad you enjoy them, thanks!

@dbblues.9168

Ай бұрын

How is this from a day ago? You a Mark paypig, was this pre-released?

@godobito5711

Ай бұрын

Hey eddstarr2185 shut up

@kai_plays_khomus

Ай бұрын

Nothing meaningful to add here.. 😅

Wow, none of the other two videos I've seen on this movie mentioned the music, it's so, so bad. Both mentioned the creepy child predator undertones the movie has though. It wouldn't be a big deal if they had just met, but the fact he knew her since she was a little girl is just creepy. Plus the fact they portray the two women as childlike, with little girl bedrooms with teddy bears and the like.

@gregoryl.levitre9759

Ай бұрын

And dating behind her dad's back.

@davidj8308

Ай бұрын

6:25 M b😅😅

@favoritemustard3542

Ай бұрын

A room full of plushies & teddy bears... Let me introduce you to my gf & aunt, respectively lol But yeah, tip toeing around dad like it's past curfew was pretty rank.

Why does it look more like it was filmed in 1984 or 1994!? NOTHING about this movies says 2004 to me. How did they manage to capture such nostalgia? The one good thing they did…right?

“I don’t like cops, I don’t like short hair, I don’t like HAIRY CHEST?!” 😆😆

Don't we all love terrible vanity projects in this channel? It cheers me up whenever I see one of those.

HONORABLE MEN was covered by Best of the Worst, So Bad It's Good, and now by Weird Movies With Mark: the Holy Triumvirate of KZread!

@erichansen2860

Ай бұрын

And RM Brown. For ONE day.

@irwinisidro

Ай бұрын

Now it needs to be covered by Good Bad or Bad Bad, and GoodBadFlicks.

@BarryHart-xo1oy

Ай бұрын

Good to know.

@aleksyssubmaker2745

Ай бұрын

Waiiiit... we still don't have Brandon Tenold's review.

@zachbos5108

Ай бұрын

RLM didn't discover that the director of Satan Killer and this one are brothers! Such hacks, ashamed to be a fan (again).

I’m gonna say the best moment in champagne and bullets is when the love interest monologues about joining the cult

@shanester1832

Ай бұрын

Does the name Tamera mean nothing to you? That's my pick

@AquamentusLives

Ай бұрын

And just casually mentions she saw a baby sacrificed and didn’t tell the police 😬

@showbizismylife

Ай бұрын

In fairness, we've all been there.​

@TastySlowCooker

Ай бұрын

@@shanester1832 indeed I am ashamed

@TastySlowCooker

Ай бұрын

@@shanester1832 also you just gave me flashbacks to a lit exam when I had to write an essay on a novel but I couldn’t remember any of the characters names. Also also, how much better would the movie be if her name was Champagne and his name was Bullets

this one had some serious "help me before I do something I shouldn't do" cries for help wrapped in a "movie"...

I'm picturing him sitting in the editing room, nodding his head to the sick beats. " this is perfect!" It sounds like an Irish marching song during the SWAT raid. Where would one find music this bad 20 years ago?

@thecolourfulpill

Ай бұрын

As Mark suggested - this sounds exactly like preset music on keyboards. I have one from 2006 and that's a spot on reference.

Jason Brant and his crew covered this about 9 months ago, said it was the creepiest vanity project they've ever watched. When I was browsing the comments, someone mentioned how the only real change they made to the main character was that he interacted with the girls instead of spying on them like in real life.

I audibly yelled "WHAT" when he died and the white text popped up.

@peachteatina

Ай бұрын

I started clapping 👏🏼 👏🏼 👏🏼 😂

Oh dear. "Honorable Men" a.ka "Why Garret Sayre aren't allowed within 200 feet of public schools". If this WAS a true story it better be the story of a cop who now has to go door to door introducing himself with "My name is such and such, and I'm a registered sex offender". Jaysus.

@KasumiKenshirou

Ай бұрын

The cop died at the end of the movie.

@Tornado1994

Ай бұрын

@@KasumiKenshirou Yup. Watch RedLetterMedia's 2022 discussion of it.

@Dustemikkel_Rev

Ай бұрын

@@KasumiKenshirou And a lot of girls could go to Kindergarten again.

Just imagine this is actually Data playing out a holodeck pulp novel that Picard recommended to him. Then it all makes so much more sense.

3:37 Agreed. I always heard "It's better to have poor video quality with good audio than poor audio quality with good video."

@daxmiller35

Ай бұрын

This movie has both bad video and horrible audio

KZread, Mark not having at least 1M subs is a clear sign something's wrong. Fix your damn algorithm.

"If you film it, they will watch" …wait, I'm getting this confused with a ball park

Hey man, I just want to thank you for the portion about bad audio. I do audio for film and tv ( if you ever watch lifetime christmas movies you've probably seen one of mine haha ) and on a lot of sets audio is treated as an afterthought. Of course when they get to the edit room they freak out when they realize how important it actually is and end up spending quite a bit on ADR. Anyway, thanks for pointing out how important it is to a film. Love your channel man!!

@robsutton3092

Ай бұрын

You need to put more ADR burps and farts into those Lifetime movies. I mean you could do some absolutely legendary things. Please!!!

@robsutton3092

Ай бұрын

My comment was deleted, more ADR b u r p s and f a r t s in those Lifetime movies!!!

@williammitchell5201

Ай бұрын

@@robsutton3092 haha I wish! I'm just the on set recordist though, I'm not involved in post. I mic the talent with lavalier mics and have a boom operator working for me. No fart sounds unfortunately haha

@robsutton3092

Ай бұрын

@@williammitchell5201 Well, I guess I’ll just have to continue to watch those movies (and pretty much all movies and tv shows) and imagine those sounds. I must be some kind of Utopian. Imagine all the people… But if you ever have the opportunity to turn my dream into reality, please do it!

Aw, I was genuinely hoping for this movie to actually have mannequins in it.

Rudy Boecsh is apparently in this movie according to the IMBD website. For those who don't know, he appeared on the first season of survivor and was the second to last person left at the end. He lost on a technicality. Rudy served in World War Two, and was one of the very first US Navy SEALs. He earned several medals for gallant in Vietnam, having survived 45 harrowing missions. Sadly, this American hero passed away in 2019. Grounded and down to earth, he was a fixture and local celebrity here in Virginia Beach, home of the east coast Navy SEALS

Wait, the girl on the poster is not even in the movie! I should have known She look familiar though but I can't recall where I've seen her

@NoahNobody

Ай бұрын

Porn perhaps?

@algomaone121

Ай бұрын

She looks like “Rose” from Dr. Who.

@rudeboyjohn3483

Ай бұрын

She looked like an actual adult. That should have been the first surprise lol

The purpose of these scenes, Mark, is so Garrett Sayre could cop a feal on a 16 year old.

If I ever win the lottery, I want to make one of these vanity movies

@robsutton3092

Ай бұрын

I hope you win the pottery!

@irwinisidro

Ай бұрын

Lol literally the best vanity projects come from people with money not relating to the film industry.

@toadynamite8141

Ай бұрын

You stay away from teenageres! 😂

@fmac6441

Ай бұрын

@@toadynamite8141No teenagers, only weapons and dinosaurs. If I can appear here and on the rickraptor105 channel, all my artistic pretensions have been reached.

@fmac6441

Ай бұрын

@@toadynamite8141My wife wouldn’t let me, only dinosaurs. If you show up here and on RickRaptor105 my artistic pretensions are hit.

That ice cream insert was great.

@josephicenogle9443

Ай бұрын

THATS IT!

"I don't even care that the microphone is in the shot... " laughing my ass off!

I've been trying to find a movie to suggest but you've done my top 10. This film tells me I'm a lightweight and I have to pay more attention to the DVD bin at my local Dollarama. Stay tuned.

@geraldmartin7703

Ай бұрын

On KZread, where bad movies attain immortality.

08:41 that drum machine sounds like a Matell Synthonics, which a then-friend cut his demo tapes in the mid-80s with (talk about vanity projects); this movie came out in the 2000s though? It's almost like he's doing an 80s parody.

It took a second for my brain to process that was you at the ice cream shop; it was so greatly integrated! Also, Ryan's Coke collection needs some love. That Coke Bear cookie jar at 13:30 needs me in its life.

Ah yes, arresting people to elicit romantic feelings in your paramour -- aka, "the Mitchell Method". Ryan is so smooth... he deserves the Joe Don Baker Award

@mcv2178

Ай бұрын

Big buttery moon up there.... sidewalk kinda looks like ice cream if you squint....

@ptittannique5621

Ай бұрын

...stairs look like cake...

Hey, most bowls of oatmeal are pretty good actors.

@meghanphillips3495

Ай бұрын

Yeah, I thought that line was very mean to oatmeal.

YES!! FINALLY! I love when you get around to some of my favorites. I’ve found I really lean towards liking the vanity projects because the arrogance and confidence of the leads always add a pinch more hilarity and cringe to the proceedings! 😂

i am 39 years old and i wait for my girlfriend outside because her uncle does not like me

@someguy42093

Ай бұрын

Bend her over the pinball machine in your basement

@castortroy5399

Ай бұрын

If she young you in for a ride playa

Movie budget: $100k Making the film: $1k Ambien budget for cast and crew: $99k The only explanation.

I don’t know, the cut to a juice break during sexy time is pretty iconic

Please tell me that this guy has a bunch more of these vanity type movies because this is so entertaining to watch with Marks commentary 😂

Another movie constructed entirely out of scene rehearsals. The problem with vanity projects is that vanity blinds the creator from seeing how bad what they're making is.

@BGNOLA

Ай бұрын

at least the other vanity projects have some passion behind them; this is really bloodless.

Where’s Chris Hanson when you need him?

definitely midi music, id wager the masters for the original soundtrack were on floppy disks

*Half the scenes I was expecting CHRIS HANSEN to jump out*

7:21 The way you appeared was slick af you deserved an ice cream too! 🍦😂❤

For horrific vanity projects, check out 2022's 'Blackbird'. A James Bond style thriller written, Directed and starring 'Feet of Flames' Irish dancer Michael Flatley. 63. He's 63 and decides he wants to be Bond.

Im starting to get the impression that Champaign and Bullets set the vanity project bar pretty high. 😂

My oatmeal is offended.

Any interaction that has to do with the lead actor hurts me to Bear witness to. Watching him deal with other humans is so painful.

Thanks, Mark, for bringing this to our attention. Unfortunately, as you stated, there's really nothing Breen-ish about it, like wrasslin' a CGI tiger or sump'n.

I saw the thumbnail and thought 'Oh, it's DANGEROUS MEN'. I forgot that that was a different batsh!t crazy movie

The soundtrack sounds like every late 80s-early 90s shareware game.

I love when the movie pisses Mark off. You can hear the rage building up in his voice but then he remembers he's making a video so he controls it. I would love to see the outtakes!

Homeboy doesn’t seem to “honorable,” what with all the dating highschoolers. Who the fuck does he think he is, Jerry Seinfeld??

@mattpierre891

Ай бұрын

I knew the high schooler who "dated" Seinfeld. She was actually very cool.

This movie looks like an instructional video for dealing with a midlife crisis.

Friend: Hey, Garrett! My nephew got a new Casio player and wants to show off his skills! Garrett: That was amazing. I’ll pay him $1 to compose the soundtrack to my movie.

His friend was the hero of the convenience store robbery. He just stood there. 😆

@irwinisidro

Ай бұрын

Someone had to hug the young girl 🤣

@karnerblue7658

Күн бұрын

😂

3:43 "If I can't hear the dialogue, I instantly become disinterested." Sums up my main issue with "Tenet"

@rprince418

Ай бұрын

No joke, I had to take out my phone and look at Wikipedia for the movie, starting with the main character meeting with Michael Caine's character, because I couldn't hear a word they were saying and had no idea who Michael Caine's character was or why he just handed a stranger his credit card.

@kwcy92

Ай бұрын

I thought it’s my English ability hindering me, then I heard native speakers also struggled with it 😂

@Claypidgeon162

Ай бұрын

@@kwcy92 No, it's not you, it's the movie. Terrible sound mixing.

@DavidLLambertmobile

Ай бұрын

Tenet has that bizarre ⛵️ scene. Why was that even edited? Wouldn't a studio exec or crew guy say; 🤷🏼‍♂️

@wesleydesot4904

Ай бұрын

Chris Nolan is such am overrated POS director.

The music must be where Netflix got their inspiration for music not matching the scenes.

"Who killed captain Alex?" had a thousand times more actor involvement and explosions.

Maybe the music was meant to serve as placeholders to be changed in the final edit, but they ran out of time and/or money to complete the process?

@olliefoxx7165

Ай бұрын

That makes a lot more sense. I can't imagine anyone picking that music on purpose.

IMDB - first time I've ever seen an entire cast with no profile pictures.

7:20 One of the best Mark inserts we've seen so far!!

I'm waiting for Chris Hansen to show up any minute now on screen. Yeah, excellent green screen of you Mark, into the film, as always. It does look painful, given the awful, PAINFULLY awful, lack lustre performances. Shame, because, like you say, Mark, it had some qualities. He looked SO awkward on screen, maybe the worst I've ever seen.

"...What's "it" Mandy...?"

I had to double dip and donate twice, you having to listen to what I guess I’ll call the soundtrack/score multiple times Is worth a lot more than I can give, but hopefully the two donations eases the pain. Every time I see a new video I feel relieved cause I’m always paranoid that one day you will just drop off the face of the Earth and stop releasing videos and that’s gonna be a DARK day, for me at least. But kudos to another awesome video. Would love to know how you came across this movie.

I rember something my old theatre director said to me that is similar to what you were told. He said, "The audience will forgive a lot of things, but will not forgive being unable to hear dialogue, and they will bever forgive you for that performance. Never try to act again!"

Watching you torture yourself with these movies will always be my favorite past time. I started watching as a freshman in high school and now I'm in college. Man it's been a wild ride

She puts the lotion on the skin or else it get the edit again

Now this is one of the most vain vanity projects I've ever seen. This is John De Hart levels of vain.

Your ability to find the weirdest shit available never ceases to amaze me. One of the main reasons I've been a long time fan (all the way since your first troll 2 video)

Isn't this Threat Level Midnight? I'm pretty sure that was Agent Michael Skarn stopping that convenience store robbery.

Your line about the microphone in the shot is mood 🤣

Hey Mark, check out "Planet of the Dinosaurs" - 1970's Sci-fi with claymation dinosaurs and zero other special effects. Cheesy, bad writing and some unforgettable performances... especially by the secretary's boss! I found it on roku channel awhile back

My boy I need to share with you a true GEM of a movie I found this weekend that is also apparently part of an entire sub-genre... we've seen knock off movies of Gremlins, Jaws, The Evil Dead, and even knock offs of ET... but did you know there are a whole bunch of movies that rip off The Fast & The Furious franchise? The true apex of this genre is a movie called "200mph". If you're even remotely a car guy or know anything about working on cars you will love tearing that movie apart lmao. Prime example... a huge concern that is brought up multiple times in the movie with the idea of making a street car hit 200mph is literally the fear that it will "Lift off the ground and fly away"

It’s a remarkable achievement to make a cross between Dirty Harry and Lolita and have it be characterized as “dull”.

This one has a bigger ick factor than other vanity projects I’ve seen. Unless the title was intended to be satirical. That would make the ending a satisfying, “cosmic justice served” kind of thing.

LOL Steve Sayre photo and movies 😂 He's like Neil Breen evil twin, Cade

“Juice?” Classic

This is the opposite of Breen, Neerb. This is a Neerb situation.

@karnerblue7658

Күн бұрын

Neerb. 😆

Your Fanboy inserts INTO this movie are really well matched in tone, blur, grain and shadow. Well done !

Thanks again for the much needed laughs and also education on movie making. Well done!!

There are certain people who read fiction, but can only parse the raw information conveyed: location, events, conditions, participants, like a news article. They're blind to theme and symbolism, incapable of experiencing story as metaphor, and are quite baffled when anyone points out even obvious narrative language ("this scene is happening in a ruined building as a shadow of the failed lives the characters are talking about"). I do wonder if movies like this are what happens when someone with that myopic perspective aspires to make a film. They understand event structure, and continuity, and that a movie has about so many talking scenes, about so many action scenes, and different kinds of music for each of those scenes, but they're utterly deaf to the aesthetic harmony those scenes should have (or maybe a better analogy is "thematically color-blind"). The don't see the wide gulf between a popular aesthetically rich film and the poor thing they're making because they're literally incapable of perceiving it.

"What's coitus, Mandy? I don't know what that is. Fellatio? Is that a magician or something?"

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It really is crazy how some of those action scenes look really good for such a low budget film...and then dopey music is overlaid. 😮

Bro got his old keyboard out and went to town.