"I'm from Texas." *ITALIAN MUSIC STARTS PLAYING*

@wisdomleader85

5 жыл бұрын

Jokes on you, there are Italian American communities in Houston and Dallas. 😂

@FabiJenneke

5 жыл бұрын

@@wisdomleader85 Italian Americans are not Italians. They may have ancestors there or think they are Italian but act nothing like real Italian people lol.

@epicwoad8999

5 жыл бұрын

@@FabiJenneke So if an Italian couple moves to the US and they have a child there is the child is not Italian?

@FabiJenneke

5 жыл бұрын

@@epicwoad8999 I mean the Americans who are descendents of Italian people, I'm talking about second + generation. Italian culture is different than American culture so growing up (entirely) in the US makes you different than Italians born and raised in Italy. American Italians are just American posers who think they act like they are purebred Italians while they are not (especially when they are far from first generation). They probably never even lived in Italy for a longer extended time or speak the language fluently.. It's cringeworthy...

@kollinkeller381

5 жыл бұрын

@Jenneke I found Jordan Schlansky

Jordan Schlansky died inside after he read "Olive Garden"

@notkingali1798

3 жыл бұрын

Lol he is always dead inside

@therealsatan3334

3 жыл бұрын

Hey man! How's feel to have the American pride in your underwear?

@yousefabdelmonem3788

3 жыл бұрын

THE REAL SATAN what

@saltstation1150

3 жыл бұрын

He wanted to get back in the limo and go back to the studio to his wine office.

@jin416

3 жыл бұрын

hahaha

can't believe how well Jordan hid his excitement for being in the best Italian restaurant in America.

@mangafq8

2 жыл бұрын

@Michael Weston 🤣🤣🤣

@StudMacher96

Жыл бұрын

Yeah it’s a crazy the guys a barely got any amotion. I woulda be excited if o was at Olive Garden

@rectaldestructionisnotlove6596

Жыл бұрын

It is wet bread and tomatoes. What is the problem? Can't believe people top dollar for wet bread and tomatoes. It is not even a meal. It is a snack.

@mindriot91_96

Жыл бұрын

@@rectaldestructionisnotlove6596 The Olive Garden near me makes a mean martini. That helps to get the food down :)

@GD20254

3 ай бұрын

😂😂

Conan putting breadsticks in his tuxedo followed by the table being more and more overwhelmed by breadsticks is a possibly underrated part of this video

@jooliagoolialee

4 ай бұрын

Thanks for pointing this out! I rewatched it and also noticed THREE cheese graters on the table 😂

@bobkerr2755

4 ай бұрын

I lost it at the suitcase overflowing with breadsticks

@emu_warrior

Ай бұрын

Reminds me of him putting chicken wings he ate on Hot Wings last week into his jacket pockets lol

"That guy is overwhelmed with emotion because he is having the best Italian food he's had since his Mama made him the linguini since he was a bambino!" Hahaha!

@cuauhtemocmorisco3493

4 жыл бұрын

LMAO😂😂💀💀

@Turnheadcough

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah we heard that

@gianlucamorelli

4 жыл бұрын

that was actually beautiful to hear hahahahaha

@marischkakarina

4 жыл бұрын

best line

@tonycap49

4 жыл бұрын

Do you think he may be an actor?

Jordan is the definition of the "WELL, ACTUALLY" meme

@flowerofash4439

4 жыл бұрын

Well actually that's make sense

@jet6477

4 жыл бұрын

Well actually that’s because you never met my Mexican friend, Oscar

@sharpendesign6604

4 жыл бұрын

Well, actually he's just a copycat of the true well actually figure, oscar

@mmacaine

4 жыл бұрын

Well, actually the correct term is "Well Ackchyually"

@tejsiddharthbhogaraju5065

4 жыл бұрын

@@jet6477 😂😂😂😂

Whenever I vacation in Italy, I never leave Italy without visiting the beautiful city of Benicio Del Toro.

@flisko123

2 жыл бұрын

what region is that in

@movingonandup322

2 жыл бұрын

@@flisko123 Sexyville Region

@elevenfortythree4769

2 жыл бұрын

@@movingonandup322 the people there are terrific

@movingonandup322

2 жыл бұрын

​@@elevenfortythree4769 Unless you are Amanda Knox. The Italians weren't too terrific for that evil witch-hunt, diabolical debacle against that woman. Take that completely out of the equation and I love Italy.

@elevenfortythree4769

2 жыл бұрын

@@movingonandup322 I didn't know Amanda was from the Sexyville region. The more you know 😁

As an Italian I'm astonished by the actual knowledge and details about Italy Jordan has.

@craigcode7103

2 жыл бұрын

Don't blow his head up any more than it already is. Lol

@dmg8530

2 жыл бұрын

There's something called the Internet, which is great for finding out information! :) His Italian does seem pretty good (I don't speak Italian btw).

@superpos

2 жыл бұрын

@@dmg8530 sarcasm accepted. But I'm italian and I can tell that he doesn't speak because he learned something by internet. He truly knows what he says, the places, the details also about the taste (speaking about food and drink) and that's something you cannot learn on the internet. Not even most of the Italians know some of the details he exposes. Of course because as native people, everyone just live the place they live in. As a tourist in love with Italy Jordan goes deep on things that we normally wouldnt dig too much, but they are quite interesting.

@craigcode7103

2 жыл бұрын

@@superpos Again,you are only helping to create a monster!

@superpos

2 жыл бұрын

@@craigcode7103 ahaha... Sorry!

I'm sure Olive Garden was a letdown after Jordan spent hours preparing his body in various ways,

@whoamibro5609

4 жыл бұрын

Haha

@rogertrujillo7423

3 жыл бұрын

Vary, varies, various

@ranarahi4389

3 жыл бұрын

I laughed too hard at this🤣

@Challenger-pi2vm

3 жыл бұрын

My question is, did they have the right type of water there for drinking purposes?

@ecj17cel

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

As an italian myself, watching Conan making up italian words is the funniest thing in the world. I absolutely love these two freaks together, hope they could do more trips

@sythirius42

5 жыл бұрын

Bless you for having a sense of humor. :)

@myman8336

5 жыл бұрын

Are you a sheep or the odd one out..?

@samuele2806

5 жыл бұрын

No way, I though I was the only Italian to watch Conan

@guesswhaaat8006

5 жыл бұрын

@@samuele2806 No, non sei il solo :) E' il miglior host di tutti i late show americani secondo me

@Elliott1314

5 жыл бұрын

BENICIO DE TORO

Jordan is one obsession away from the entire Axis Powers Collection

@justarandomlad3756

3 жыл бұрын

Which country is missing?

@QuadinarosLS

3 жыл бұрын

@@justarandomlad3756 🇩🇪

@justarandomlad3756

3 жыл бұрын

@@QuadinarosLS Thanks mate

@larsandersson5974

3 жыл бұрын

@@QuadinarosLS Belgium?

@QuadinarosLS

3 жыл бұрын

@@larsandersson5974 It was flying sideways ;)

Conan: “How do you like your steak?” Jordan: “Medium-Rare” Conan: “Okay, we’ll have it well-done”

@yuhyuh7603

2 жыл бұрын

Well done is just wrong but hilarious

In Italy, Jordan took Conan to his favorite restaurant and told him to shut up and babbled how it's done. Conan returned the favor.

@harrybjr

5 жыл бұрын

Yes the skit's funnier when you consider this subtext

@painkillerjones6232

4 жыл бұрын

Boy, did he ever!!

Seeing Jordan get old is making me sad but also weirded out because his the tissue covering his exoskeleton is showing age, it’s very lifelike and frightening

@dightonazpeitia4350

4 жыл бұрын

It’s an organic flesh placed over a metal endoskeleton.

@hughhughes4488

4 жыл бұрын

​@@dightonazpeitia4350 Cyberdine Systems model 102 - The Boringator

@curbozer5006

4 жыл бұрын

@Michael Chad Lynch Well...at least he made it well in to his 40s before the bald spot showed up....I had a bald spot going on when I was 28!...I countered it, by growing the rest of my hair way long, and wearing a headband...amazing how that choice worked for me....In my 30s, people assumed I was in my mid-20s!....But at 28, people thought I was well in to my 30s!...crazy, the effect of hair loss is on appearance.

@stephencombs3971

4 жыл бұрын

When I don’t look directly at him and he’s in my peripheral vision he almost seems human.

@adanmartinez6447

3 жыл бұрын

Didn't know thats were u were going but I'm glad u did

I almost died of laughter when Conan randomly started singing Happy Birthday 😂

@westie430

2 жыл бұрын

You can see Jordan almost cracks & laughs (almost) when Conan starts singing😂😂

@namrakhan4269

Жыл бұрын

​@@westie430 yes i noticed XD

Imagine going to Olive Garden for your birthday and Conan sings you happy birthday.

@viperswhip

2 жыл бұрын

Well, imagine going there for your birthday. You can make that food at home, just put too much oil on what you normally make.

@_andresss07

2 жыл бұрын

@Peter Evans oh shut up.

@alahooshagbar4935

2 жыл бұрын

It’s true, Olive Garden is disgusting, might as well eat a cold tin of Ravioli 🤮

@westie430

2 жыл бұрын

@@_andresss07 so apparently Karl is the male version of Karen?🤔😂

@jennifergersch9126

2 жыл бұрын

I thought of that too. Did you notice they cut right after? I wonder what that conversation was like.

Jordan doesn’t understand, because he’s never visited, the Benicio Del Toro region of Italy yet.

@veroarguello3545

4 жыл бұрын

loooll

@Seantendo

4 жыл бұрын

That must be where the Italian margaritas were invented!

@richardchargingcloud6590

3 жыл бұрын

It's nice this time of year. The wine muah

@yolee66

3 жыл бұрын

You are hilarious! Puerto Rico is nowhere near Italy.

@Underpantsniper

3 жыл бұрын

Just wait till he sees the Ralph Machio mountain range. Magnifico!!

"Congratulations nice to see you" "Its not their table" "Oh, wrong table"

@jrivera018

5 жыл бұрын

How are you everywhere?

@TheXeffx

5 жыл бұрын

@@jrivera018 you looking at the profile picture or the name when you ask this?

@gebaseer99

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheXeffx probably the profile picture otherwise I do comment on a few conan videos

@traurigesland4622

4 жыл бұрын

*Rome? Cortona? Chiabbano? Cistini? Lobbotoni? Il Moreno? Rappiatelle? Rusticanambo? Greghegreghebetembo? Unto? Sciambiente? Bufoluli Mozzarella? Benicio del Toro? *

@TheXeffx

4 жыл бұрын

@@traurigesland4622 ?

Conan is the only talkshow host that actually loves his staff. Sona & Jordan bits always funny.

@Muzikrazy213

2 жыл бұрын

The honorable Craig Ferguson would like a word ☝️

@solomonshv

Жыл бұрын

why would you say that? jimmy kimmel has been like best friends with Guillermo for almost 2 decades. they hand out together. their families spend the holidays together. etc.

@jackcondron2641

Жыл бұрын

@@solomonshvimpossible to dislike guillmero

@blackvirgo09

10 ай бұрын

What about Ellen 😂😊

Oh my gosh when Conan started naming the Italian cities I was literally crying!!! 😂😂😂😂

@rishav3793

Жыл бұрын

BENICIO DEL TORO!!

@rowanmelton7643

Жыл бұрын

UUUN-TOK

@EricV89

Жыл бұрын

IL MORENO!

@hyraemous

10 ай бұрын

CHANBIRDE!

A wise man once said, "CHEESE IT UUUP."

@sebastiansebastian5270

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂 he's such a chad in that moment

@benpohovey7903

3 жыл бұрын

*ranch it up

@nicolassalazar457

3 жыл бұрын

And I'm here studying 3 years of philosophy. All the answers I needed about humanity and the truth are in that phrase.

@Theking49817

3 жыл бұрын

Yes that man was Charles green. The angry grandpa!! Long before Conan even thought about it!

@nerdock4747

3 жыл бұрын

@@benpohovey7903 Beat me to it. I'll drink to that, bro!

Jordan and Conan can make a full show about anything and people would watch it, just do it allready

@mrblaoblao6981

5 жыл бұрын

"A show about nothing" -Larry David

@JoeShopper

5 жыл бұрын

I would watch it and buy everything advertised during the show.

@CleverlyAwesome

5 жыл бұрын

RUSMIX Alive they have something on Netflix

@JoeShopper

5 жыл бұрын

@@mrblaoblao6981 Oh thank god it's on Netflix. I won't have to buy all that garbage I said I would buy.

@alphabetsoup342

5 жыл бұрын

They already did. It's called Oz & James' Big Wine Adventure.

3:35 shows how much of a comedic genius Conan still is 😅

@sergioventura2595

Жыл бұрын

Beauty in the likes

Love it how Conan treats Jordan like he's a total weirdo, even though he's less of a weirdo than Conan is. They're a brilliant comic duo.

@Jjangbunbun

19 күн бұрын

I don’t think conan is weirder than schlansky

I'm Italian and I have to say that the way Jordan speaks Italian is very good, also joke aside, you can see that his very passionate about the culture and he knows what he's saying. I'm very happy about it, complimenti!

@DarthRushy

3 жыл бұрын

well actually, Jordan prefers words in the singular - so for example, when you would say complimenti in the traditional and grammatically correct sense, that would be fine, but in a colloquial society, Jordan doesn't think it's necessarily wrong to say "complimento" given its aesthetic superiority and cultural acceptance.

@javierescuella9984

3 жыл бұрын

Actually it looks like your a friend of John

@aibartalgatuly3011

3 жыл бұрын

@@javierescuella9984 hey, my favorite greaser.

@slickrick2420

3 жыл бұрын

@@mariogonzalez5107 Why is his ethnicity relevant? You seem bitter.

@starwind3651

3 жыл бұрын

meanwhile, *"CHEESE IT UP"*

the schlansky bits are the funniest

@Rhyzomect

5 жыл бұрын

And the fakest

@TheVoidofNothing11

5 жыл бұрын

Fake or not they are the best.

@AplusNerd777

5 жыл бұрын

Not just the Sclansky bits, but all of Conan in general.

@dikinebaks

5 жыл бұрын

that's what she said

@johnp556

5 жыл бұрын

they should never split up, the classic straight man to Conan's funny guy, never gets old.

4:30 Conan’s expert Italian pronunciation of Benico Del Toro is absolutely hilarious

The subtlety of Conan saying this is “his Italy” and he’s the master, yet is so shocked by all of the Olive Garden basics offerings.

I love how the waiter ignores what Jordan says and just listens to conan

@bbbsmith2644

3 жыл бұрын

He sneezed in his entree in the back

@AdmiralWinfrey

2 жыл бұрын

To be honest, I would do the same. One, you know that Conan is running the show that night, and two) revenge for that menu rant.

@ivanadriazola1991

2 жыл бұрын

@@AdmiralWinfrey three he was probably instructed and even paid to.

@AdmiralWinfrey

2 жыл бұрын

@@ivanadriazola1991 You're no fun

@ivanadriazola1991

2 жыл бұрын

@@AdmiralWinfrey I am I swear, you just need to know me.

He's like a weeb, but for italians instead or japanese

@crazyspace6792

4 жыл бұрын

No, hes a real weeb too.

@ledheadification

4 жыл бұрын

What's a weeb?

@wowzatubular6423

4 жыл бұрын

ledheadification someone who thinks they are Japanese when they are most likely white or another race

@crazyspace6792

4 жыл бұрын

@@wowzatubular6423 Not at all. It's "A weeb is a derisive term for a non-Japanese person who is so obsessed with Japanese culture that they wish they were actually Japanese."

@Stardust_Lily

4 жыл бұрын

@@crazyspace6792 So what they said, but extremely literal instead of recognizing that they were being hyperbolic for the sake of derision.

I love how there’s no possibility the guy from the commercial was an actor.

4:10 It killed me when Conan started naming the Italian cities and then just went off the rails lmao

“Medium-rare” -So we’ll have that well done, please.

@larissanitunga8604

4 жыл бұрын

N

@AbrahamSalazar210

4 жыл бұрын

Ah, an aristocrat.

@avzarathustra6164

4 жыл бұрын

Ah, an aristocrat.

These two need their own spinoff travel show

@UnicornsPoopRainbows

5 жыл бұрын

Netflix has Conan Beyond Borders as a collection. We need more!

@NefariousPorpoise

5 жыл бұрын

This is the spin-off travel show..

@shortaybrown

5 жыл бұрын

Exactly! Those two should do a one hour Netflix show in London. I’d watch

@telectronix1368

5 жыл бұрын

"Jordan and Conan Go Travelling. Will it end in marriage or murder.....watch and find out."

@stuwest3653

5 жыл бұрын

Conan makes 12 million a year doing his show. He's not going to waste his precious time off to do a show that would make far less.

There actually is a “Margarita Italiana” drink in Italy (although not what they showed here). Usually includes Limoncello and has a citrus focus. Had one myself in Monterosso Al Mare. Era squisito!

@Muzikrazy213

2 жыл бұрын

Long Beach Washington, Long Beach California, or Long Beach New York?

@longbeach7623

2 жыл бұрын

@@Muzikrazy213 Just an ode to the former great airplane manufacturer, Douglas Aircraft.

@fiarandompenaltygeneratorm5044

Жыл бұрын

Oh, I had one of those in Benicio del Toro. Deliziosa!

@bugivintage

Жыл бұрын

Never heard of this lol and I am Italian

@neuvocastezero1838

11 ай бұрын

It sucks that Mexico stole all the credit.

Conan is a true treasure , he just is so natural, it’s like your crazy uncle, it’s not acting it’s just him....thanks mr Conan

My will to live has been strengthened , thank you Conan

@KyleLThayer

5 жыл бұрын

We got Crowned Clown for another year!

@sethfinberg348

5 жыл бұрын

We all just learned that the Mexicans actually stole the Margarita from Italy.

@SuperJimJam

5 жыл бұрын

Raz3 MK i prepare my body in various ways

@beersvault

5 жыл бұрын

stay alive my friend, theres much stupidity in the world you need to experience

@Daniel-Munoz

5 жыл бұрын

Stop it Conan!!! He's becoming too powerful 😲

‘Since his MAMA made him a LINGUINI when he was a BAMBINO’ 🇮🇹-👩🏻-🇮🇹-🍝🇮🇹-👶🏻

@user-ux2mh9gq7v

4 жыл бұрын

😆😆

@Seantendo

4 жыл бұрын

A boopa de boppi!

@DavidHernandez-pi1ox

3 жыл бұрын

Your profile picture is awesome

@deathsticksaddict7756

3 жыл бұрын

👁👄👁🤌🤌

@MOCCHA101

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Jordan was the kind of student to remind the teacher the class had homework

I had a guest say this to me while taking care of their table(I'm a server at olive garden) and I swear they made my day after showing me this 😂😂😂

@marksusan

2 жыл бұрын

Cheese it up!!!

*Thank you, Team Coco, for this.* I miss them so much.

@greenrobot5

5 жыл бұрын

I guess The Olive Garden is for italians what Taco Bell is to mexicans

@jarrodshipard

5 жыл бұрын

@@greenrobot5 or Outback Steakhouse is to Aussies

@nikiindzhiev5369

5 жыл бұрын

DO MOOOORE OR WE RIOT

@shaileshrana7165

5 жыл бұрын

Yesss!

@notacyborg

5 жыл бұрын

@Japan Living You got some good chefs, though.

The suitcase full of breadsticks ended me

@FinalFr0ntier

5 жыл бұрын

Well yeah, would give anyone a heart attack

@ellyhernandez927

5 жыл бұрын

Haha

@Chas-OTE

5 жыл бұрын

@@FinalFr0ntier 👏👏👏

@manictiger

5 жыл бұрын

@@FinalFr0ntier Conan is Irish, so he can subsist entirely on carbs, if he needs to. How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

@ankita7342

5 жыл бұрын

@@kuro13wolf except they are. In my country, primary school kids are taught to do the iodine test on potatoes to detect the presence of starch.

Conan interrupting Jordan to sing along with happy birthday is so good

"Is it possible that he is an actor??" "NOOO!!!!!!"

I really appreciate that Jordan knows how to conjugate singular and plural in Italian... this shows he really is into Italian! Well done :)

@bern9642

4 жыл бұрын

Isn't he American Italian?

@matthewemrys1798

4 жыл бұрын

@@bern9642 he's actually Polish

@Hjaelteomslag

4 жыл бұрын

@@bern9642 Yes, with the classic Italian last name; Schlansky! 🇵🇱

@bern9642

4 жыл бұрын

@@Hjaelteomslag lol maybe his mom could be the Italian or something. The way he behaves, you'd think he has some Italia in his blood.

@APAL880

4 жыл бұрын

@@matthewemrys1798 is he Polish or Jewish?

i hope the waiter got paid extra that day

@fathergabrielstokes4706

3 жыл бұрын

I'd pay him some extra, if you know what I mean

@anjasfajaryan6201

3 жыл бұрын

@@fathergabrielstokes4706 damn father chill lol

@riezama6857

3 жыл бұрын

@@fathergabrielstokes4706 FATHER!

@carlettamalabre9974

3 жыл бұрын

Anyone know the waiters @. Asking for a friend

@Argantonis

3 жыл бұрын

I’m sure Conan gave a few of his breadsticks to him.

I think the “stickler for details” quality that makes Jordan such a PITA dinner companion would make him a terrific producer.

“If you’d like to stab him” 😂 😂 😂

“That looks like a hot dog bun” 😂😂😂

@Schandmowl

3 жыл бұрын

That's facts though

@clarkw4028

3 жыл бұрын

@@Schandmowl ummm actually it’s not, you must have never tried their breadsticks.

@boskee

3 жыл бұрын

@@clarkw4028 You don't have to try them to say they LOOK like hot dog buns.

@christopheryanez

3 жыл бұрын

@@clarkw4028 nobody said it tasted like a hot dog bun you koala

@clarkw4028

3 жыл бұрын

@@christopheryanez and who said it looks like one, nimrod? Ooh let me guess the Fake Italian producer on Conan? It’s a comedy skit, he’ll say it looks like a French bread....you’ll believe that too, kid? Smh

true friendship that is is base on annoying one another LMAO I really love them both

@sellingass3693

5 жыл бұрын

Jordan is so high leveled dude

@nIfTheyWalked54

5 жыл бұрын

He's actually just playing a character

@sellingass3693

5 жыл бұрын

Is he tho?

@sellingass3693

5 жыл бұрын

How you know?

Their chemistry is the real life relationship of Michael and Toby from the office

@Plymouth_Belvedere

3 жыл бұрын

was thinkin the same

@PhilosophyVajda

Жыл бұрын

How dare you elevate Toby to the upper echelons of Schlansky's contemplative, cultural elitism!

4:11 All the breadsticks and three damn parmesian graters just stacked up on the table is killing me 😂

"That looks like a hot dog bun" OK he's not wrong.

@clarkw4028

3 жыл бұрын

Actually he is...

@definitelynosebreather

Жыл бұрын

How's so? that thing does looks like a hot dog bun lol.

I **really** hope that the new Conan format includes more remotes, more travel shows, and more Jordan/Sona/Staff segments. If it does, yall are golden! Thanks for the laughs.

@brockalbert5111

5 жыл бұрын

His plan is to separate the two. All six "Conan Without Borders" are now on Netflix. It's smart. If his TBS show ends, he can continue to do his remote travel shows on Netflix.

@f0n0la

5 жыл бұрын

Jordan & Sona travel show, orchestrated by Conan on Netflix, how can I come an investor for that?

@SovietPenguins

5 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure that he made the new format so they could do more remotes. He wanted to shake up the traditional format.

@XplicitStory

5 жыл бұрын

Spoiler: they’re all gone. Because he wants to take risks with career ending soon. I think he loves tv hosting and that’s why he never went just remotes despite his fans all wanting it

@hughmcaloon6506

5 жыл бұрын

I read that TBS retooled the show for exactly that: more remotes, more staff shenanigans, and more travel - the stuff popular on the internet. That's why the show got cut and The Basic Cable Band got cut...

This is a classic. ive watched this many different times over the years its just good

These skits with you two are pretty awesome. Just found them a day ago. Love the interaction...this one nailed it. (not a regular show watcher)

Jordan was too sassy in the last few remotes so this is Conan's way of enforcing domination.

@jmiquelmb

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah it's pretty clear Conan is more of a switch

@f4iry431

4 жыл бұрын

Shame on me for my brain going the wrong direction

@kingkeltic4228

4 жыл бұрын

You mean assert his dominance.

@couragedy89

4 жыл бұрын

Say my name Jordan Conan YA GODDAMN RIGHT

Conan is the only reason I would ever consider going back to cable.

@mrblaoblao6981

5 жыл бұрын

Juan Valles Netflix has already his travel especials, and I hope there’s gonna be more in the future, as this is the only way to watch Conan here in 🇩🇪

@questionsus1220

5 жыл бұрын

@@mrblaoblao6981 all that stuff is on youtube aswell. you dont have to pay for shitty netflix. also torrent

@gnometime

5 жыл бұрын

I have KZread TV and his show is on there which is great

@reillyclaxton9737

5 жыл бұрын

I don’t have cable, I have sling which is WAY cheaper and I can watch Conan live on it!

@captaingree100

5 жыл бұрын

Amen

Been studying how to make authentic Italian food for a whole year now. And I can't believe I'm saying this, but..... Jordan made some very solid points about what we Americans perceive as Italian food.

@amyjackson8725

8 ай бұрын

I have seen some truly ridiculous "alfredo" recipes online, not to mention the elmer's glue style jarred ones!

0:42 you see Jordan break character holding back laughter.

I love how Conan speaks gibberish and still sounds authentic.

I love these two so much haha

@walkingwounded3824

5 жыл бұрын

I agree! So funny, I am reminded of some of the great comic duos of the past. Lewis and Martin most of all. Conan is Lewis, of course! lol

@greenrobot5

5 жыл бұрын

does anybody stop to think what does Andy feel about this?

@walkingwounded3824

5 жыл бұрын

Jealous? I guess?@@greenrobot5

I was really vibin' this episode and was feeling like a little Italian myself so I strolled on over to the freezer and whipped up some fresh pizza rolls straight from the heart of Tuscany.

I swear Conan's hair gets higher and higher with every bit.

If Jordan was this pissed at Olive Garden, I wonder how he would react at Fazolis.

@sweetboo1022

5 жыл бұрын

Stop.. I can't even.

@toujours4390

5 жыл бұрын

Fazoli's is awesome

@aaronclarke7907

5 жыл бұрын

Or for that matter, Amato's!

we need more conan without borders.

@girlsarestrange

5 жыл бұрын

yes and make it a Netflix show one hour shows lol

@ajinsato9389

5 жыл бұрын

@@girlsarestrange it is on Netflix lol

@YouTubsel

5 жыл бұрын

@@ajinsato9389 I *think* that was the joke.

Thankyou Conan for lifting my mood with your great comedy (during this pandemic)!

How cute he is, I love to see his smiles. James

Conan never misses a mark. I was expecting Buca di Beppo but that wouldn’t have been near as funny as Olive Garden was.

Why wasn’t this video 42 minutes long? 😭😭😭

@LordFartamor

5 жыл бұрын

Good question

@chriseppler7291

5 жыл бұрын

Because his shows are shorter ;)

@jeremyc9593

5 жыл бұрын

No doubt. I could watch a live stream of these 2 for hours upon hours.

@Fede0779

5 жыл бұрын

Cuz they put too much cheese on everything unfortunately :/

@brenobacci

5 жыл бұрын

Because they need to extract money from advertisers. As always, rich people don't invest nearly enough on art and entertainment for us, the poor masses.

conan quick reaction is just amazing and his lovable man because the way he deliver no cheesy jokes great natural comedy

why is conan’s hair extra high and fluffy in this video lol

@AdmiralWinfrey

2 жыл бұрын

It's his formal pompadour

lmao the suitcase of bread

@abashedsanctimony154

5 жыл бұрын

That's rich .. literally lol like heart failure waiting to happen which is why Jordan was only (slightly) amused. Bread Classico

@missccarr89

5 жыл бұрын

Just like my friends and i with our totes full of them upon leaving.

Finally, my depression can end! Thanks Coco and Schlansky! But like, can I get an invite?

@fredtello

5 жыл бұрын

Nancy pelosi just de-platformed President Trump from giving the State of the Union address... First time in history... Wow.. she has adopted the tactics of the college sjw progressive nuts... take away the right of free speech by de- platforming speakers they disagree with..

@Moreo734

5 жыл бұрын

This is a repost

@Moreo734

5 жыл бұрын

Wait nevermind someone else posted it

@bayabaya9560

5 жыл бұрын

If you'd like to stab him at any point please be my guest..

@sethfinberg348

5 жыл бұрын

Only if Jordan is not allowed to speak or interact.

Here I am laughing hysterically, and he is able to keep a straight face.

@fiarandompenaltygeneratorm5044

Жыл бұрын

He's a robot.

Watching the people/workers in the back lovin' this is awesome.

This is the best part of the new Conan show so far. Conan unscripted is the always hilarious.

@chunkylover5367

5 жыл бұрын

Conan Without Borders is always a good time.

@Rhyzomect

5 жыл бұрын

This is entirely scripted

@ivansivak93

5 жыл бұрын

Sorry, but this is very scripted 😂

@SFGW

5 жыл бұрын

@@ivansivak93 It's outlined, but almost every line from Conan is improvised. Schlansky's parts are mostly scripted on-the-fly, and Olive Garden knew way ahead of time that they would be filming there...but to say it's very scripted is inaccurate.

@ivansivak93

5 жыл бұрын

@@SFGW it's the opposite to what teh original comment said, yes, going too far with that statement. I didn't write it, but what I really mean is that they are playing roles and both are characters and if some of them think "hey, you know what would be funny? If Jordan started correcting grammar errors on the menu in Italian.", they do it. The problem is, that most people think everything is real on television and that Jordan on screen isn't a writer's wet dream of exaggerating of his real life persona.

Jordan is trying so hard to not bust up laughing.

@knucles1234

4 жыл бұрын

he always is hahahahaha

@westie430

2 жыл бұрын

@The Eurasianist lol by "laughs a bit" you mean a tiny smirk😂😂

you don't often in these skits get to see Jordan truly happy and at his best. this is an amazing one.

Conan is more entertaining taking his employee to a Olive Garden than most other host combined

That girl was so lucky to have her birthday song sung by conan

I’m definitely gonna ask them to “cheese it up” on my breadsticks next time I’m there 🥖

@MikaelH1

5 жыл бұрын

Leigh-Anne Marie why would you even go to such restaurant for Italian food? 🤣🤣🤣

@bloy1

5 жыл бұрын

@@MikaelH1 Det kanske e god mat oavsett om det inte är autentisk italienskt ditt rövhål? Säkert mer autentiskt än här där det e turkar som gör italiensk mat iaf.

@estebanb7166

5 жыл бұрын

@@countdankula6740 How? It's not real Italian, but it's still good. I don't go to a tex mex restaurant and get mad when it's not "authentic."

@estebanb7166

5 жыл бұрын

@@MikaelH1 Maybe that's all she has nearby. Maybe It tastes good, regardless of its "authenticity."

@yartv4054

5 жыл бұрын

you're out of line

2:22 The fact Conan didn’t say “Talk about a hot pocket!” will disappoint me for the rest of my life.

Alright!! The suitcase full of breadsticks was gnarly, especially in the upper pouch. Killa!

waiter is definitely waiting tables in between auditions

@jmiquelmb

5 жыл бұрын

He's absolutely studied acting. I think sometimes they bring actors for the sketches so it's possible he doesn't even really work at olive garden

This is the best ad I've ever watched.

@Adam-ds1ik

5 жыл бұрын

Not as good as the one with the old man who gets emotional because of the Italian cooking

@hayk3000

5 жыл бұрын

@@Adam-ds1ik I believe he was an actor

@Trazynn

5 жыл бұрын

Jimmy Falon with Post Malone in Olive Garden was fun as well.

Jordan blinks every time after conan saying random Italian words.

One of the best videos on the internet.

Waiter looks of Asian descent, is Texan, and works in an Italian restaurant in -Florida- Los Angeles; I love this country! He's also cute as hell

@SlenderGamer56

5 жыл бұрын

I think they're in LA

@ValenciaJoe

5 жыл бұрын

jules actually it’s the Olive Garden in the Empire Center in Burbank

@LukeRDavis

4 жыл бұрын

@@ValenciaJoe Burbank FTW!

@Theking49817

4 жыл бұрын

Not Asian. Get a brain dipshit.

@HBMHD

4 жыл бұрын

@@Theking49817 how would you describe his looks, dipshit?

The waiter looks at Conan like, "is this guy for real?"

As a Mexican: what???? We took margaritas from whom?! I love their sketches. They make me laugh so hard.

@shrishikesh2292

3 жыл бұрын

That is a lame ass joke

this is honestly one of my favorite videos here

2:20 how the guy behind laughed

@jillvarela3768

3 жыл бұрын

Therence Denis hahahahaha I caught that too.

3:54 *I would straight up choke on my freakin cannoli if I saw Conan on my birthday!*

@sirmi9868

5 жыл бұрын

Leave the gun take the cannoli

@androidlaki23

5 жыл бұрын

I think she did cause she got cut off pretty quickly.

@thefidgetstore4652

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah oh oh

@zenveg

5 жыл бұрын

Cannolo, singular.

Its insane how funny they are together, they have a great dynamic

The level of excitement when you find a video you haven’t binged yet

Classic Schlansky..

@dmech06

5 жыл бұрын

seriousjoke99 you mean Classico schlansky

@KyleLThayer

5 жыл бұрын

@@dmech06 "Classica", schlansky is metrosexual and we must respect his rights for feminine pronouns

@joeboxerrr

5 жыл бұрын

haha he seemed pretty tame in this one to me

*We've been blessed with more Conan and Jordan*

How tf does Conan manage to turn this 5 minute video into frighteningly comprehensive criticism on American Consumerism and Superficiality? This is art. Change my mind.

Love it, I hope when I finally get to go to Italy it is this fun.