The human embodiment of scat jazz.

@bats3649

5 жыл бұрын

this is my favourite comment

@africanrain18

5 жыл бұрын

Glad someone else noticed!

@The_Fat_Turtle

4 жыл бұрын

This is so fucking perfect, I now know how to describe Jeff Goldblum in one sentence.

@superduperjoi6800

4 жыл бұрын

Yess

@sloop3720

4 жыл бұрын

Bitchtheman oh MY GOD you put it into words

Conan met someone weirder than him

@Jeremy-jm3fe

5 жыл бұрын

Halle Stanley Who?

@mscheese000

5 жыл бұрын

@@Jeremy-jm3fe "Someone weirder than him[self]"

@shannoncurry2037

5 жыл бұрын

Jordan Schlansky

@nati2000nb

4 жыл бұрын

Well he already met Aubrey Plaza

@habibtsoungui1073

4 жыл бұрын

@@mscheese000 oh i got the misunderstanding

Jeff Goldblum is what Mariijuana smokes

@mohamedelyaouti2051

3 жыл бұрын

Straight up!

@HoldingHopesHand

3 жыл бұрын

lololol -- great one

@vitaleonis1196

3 жыл бұрын

🤣

@writerintherye

3 жыл бұрын

thats the best discription I read yet

@duket.8598

3 жыл бұрын

and it's marvelous. Thank you Jesus.

He seems like a Liberal Arts professor who teaches about the behaviors of cats.

@tipdub

4 жыл бұрын

Lol!!!

@batenkhtehe

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@ayushchawdhary537

4 жыл бұрын

@@jabalzy6982 how is that an insult ?

@LeJobastre1215

4 жыл бұрын

@@ayushchawdhary537 do you seriously need to ask this ?

@sarabeth6077

4 жыл бұрын

This has me crying, so accurate! 😂😂😂

Jeff is gayest straight man to walk the earth

@thedorksguide24

5 жыл бұрын

Finessed I thought that would go to norm Macdonald a closeted homosexual

@patriciabento276

5 жыл бұрын

That's simply called transversal /universal sex appeal :) he's got it!

@dasbeartv527

5 жыл бұрын

I firmly believe both Norm and Goldblum are at least bi-sexual.

@notkyleschultz

5 жыл бұрын

Wat

@MaryJJones-ge7iz

5 жыл бұрын

Finessed Bi ?

He's so touchy but he's so charismatic that it's not even creepy.

@robynalice879

4 жыл бұрын

Nope-- massive overhanging dread fills my gut while i watch him speak. Its extra weird cause i dont know shit about the guy in the first place.

@AozoraUltra2006

4 жыл бұрын

yeah no it's weird for me

@robynalice879

4 жыл бұрын

@@AozoraUltra2006 I knew i couldnt be the only one

@KokeBeast23

4 жыл бұрын

Robyn Alice incorrect

@allroundlad

4 жыл бұрын

@@robynalice879 yikes you're super uptight

Jeff goldblum is so sensual it makes it seem like he's a cat

@gummibear696

4 жыл бұрын

He definitely seems like a cat person. Wearing a turtleneck stroking his pussy ;)

@quatrical

4 жыл бұрын

Cats are sensual?!

@ilovemycat292

4 жыл бұрын

Gummi Bear Ew

@chrismac1507

4 жыл бұрын

@@gummibear696 N I G G A W H A T

@waspapi3

4 жыл бұрын

Yes I have seen cats get aroused by the slightest touch

Jeff “So you go with the black sock... you go with the dressy black sock” Conan “WHO ARE YOU”

@chloefenner5192

4 жыл бұрын

2:24

@_Conzo_

3 жыл бұрын

@@chloefenner5192 Doing God's work.

@dfredankey

2 жыл бұрын

Lmaoo

@michaeldebalso6719

Жыл бұрын

We know. We watched it.

@jenniferbooth2624

9 ай бұрын

😂

He is so odd. We have never seen anything like him before and we probably never will again.

@harleyquinn6692

6 жыл бұрын

Metal Matt totally agreed and love your username and profile background. Metallica rules🤘🏻

@metalmatt915

6 жыл бұрын

Harley Quinn Thanks and I like your username and profile pic as well. I also see that you are a fellow maggot.

@harleyquinn6692

6 жыл бұрын

Metal Matt you're welcome and thank you. Yes I am as well☺️

@metalmatt915

6 жыл бұрын

Harley Quinn If you don't mind me asking what is your favorite Slipknot song?

@harleyquinn6692

6 жыл бұрын

Metal Matt that's always so hard for me to answer cause there's so many. If I haaad to pick I'd probably say Duality but I also really love Wait And Bleed, Dead Memories, I am Hated, People=Shit, Snuff, Before I Forget, The Heretic Anthem, Surfacing, etc lol

it just them flirting ..

@no_peace

4 жыл бұрын

You know that i like to examine you

@shapes9495

4 жыл бұрын

dumb thicc wizard (puts hand on face) id like her to examine me

I’ll have whatever he’s having

@barrylird

5 жыл бұрын

Hayley Sullivan he’s high on life yo

@MyYoyoyoyoyo12345

4 жыл бұрын

A Halls

@verycutetaco

4 жыл бұрын

Zed Isdead Depression is at all time high for upper-class people. But nice try.

@ageorge5362

4 жыл бұрын

@@MyYoyoyoyoyo12345 lmao!

@IamTechNerd

4 жыл бұрын

He's having Jeff goldblum

I feel like the only reason he's so loopy on Conan's show is because he's probably just really comfortable with Conan and his show. So much so that he relaxes, throws around his glasses like he's at home with a friend and just has a good conversation and a good time.

@bdgdog

4 жыл бұрын

Or maybe he is just straight up moron.

@joutakujo9773

4 жыл бұрын

Jakub Ltk okay i like that you're commenting on 1 year old comments just to call Jeff a moron or an idiot for some reason.

@templategaming275

4 жыл бұрын

@@joutakujo9773 lol ikr

@boatwithwheels

4 жыл бұрын

Jeff on Conan is the version of Jeff that everyone thinks of, weird and super relaxed

@thelearner873

4 жыл бұрын

He's like this everywhere.

He can’t articulate himself but he can at the same time

@hobissprite928

3 жыл бұрын

So true😂

@rahul.srinivas

3 жыл бұрын

How is this so accurate

@mistervanderveer

2 жыл бұрын

It's more of a mellifluous cloud of confusing words.

@JonahNelson7

2 жыл бұрын

He can pragmatically communicate well but not semantically

@grilledcheesus

2 жыл бұрын

@@JonahNelson7 :)

"That huge globe, look at that!" "THAT'S THE MOON."

@gustaf3811

3 жыл бұрын

No actually it's very enlarged if you haven't noticed which is something most people doesn't seem to have noticed. It's a small detail that not everyone seems to have noticed with the Conan show.

@jackrosado746

3 жыл бұрын

@@gustaf3811 bruh that ain't a small detail literally everyone knows that.

@kiiitanart8291

2 жыл бұрын

I didn’t expect to see you here pd-nim!! 😂

@MattG_OfficialTV

2 жыл бұрын

He’s an alien that sucks at pretending he’s human But we play along and love him anyway

@Mr.Xarxes

2 жыл бұрын

I read this in their voices😆

“I almost choked on my *HALLS* coughdrop.”

@user-lz5nd8lh8b

3 жыл бұрын

LOL best part

"I'm like Sherlock Holmes, in many ways". I think he explained enough.

@lopamurble4056

4 жыл бұрын

The cocaine habit?

@crazysingingchick

4 жыл бұрын

Logan Blackwell what I was gonna say lol

@tsfbaf303

4 жыл бұрын

crazysingingchick No being gay

@striker8961

3 жыл бұрын

Cuz he's FABULOUS

5:15 "look at him he's stroking the furniture!" Jeff: "I ammm I ammmmm ;)"

@pablotokes4965

4 жыл бұрын

Ive only ever had that same urge to touch everything including furniture when Im rolling balls on E.

@doorlord1521

4 жыл бұрын

Jeff Goldblum is just constantly high on molly. And you know what? That's okay. 😂

@the_original_Bilb_Ono

4 жыл бұрын

I think it's funny at the end how ecstatic the audience was at even the possibility of Conan exposing his Irish red pubic hat to Jeff Goldblum. Then Goldblum throws on his designer prescription glasses and was straight faced and highly interested in what he was about to reveal... Even Andy couldn't hold back and laughed first.

@ianthomas1201

2 жыл бұрын

lmfao

They're both getting closer and closer to risking it all in with each interview

@mytravls

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I just noticed that too. 1:43 and 4:00 mark

Jeff "I only did acid one time" goldblum

@JolanDrovandi

4 жыл бұрын

Boogie Meister lmao.

@jaimefish173

3 жыл бұрын

and the trip is still a on going thing.

I love Jeff He's like the acid jazz version of Eric Andre

@lopamurble4056

4 жыл бұрын

D'angelo JacobHymenShits An interaction between those two would be a truly wonderful thing. Too bad the universe would implode if they were to stand within 500 feet of each other

@colby791

4 жыл бұрын

TRULY

@domingadoflaminga3961

4 жыл бұрын

He should get invited in the Eric Andre show. Maybe Andre will be able to unleash a previously unseen side of the Goldblum.

@lopamurble4056

4 жыл бұрын

@@domingadoflaminga3961 No side of Goldblum is unseen ;)

@batenkhtehe

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

The greatest testament to Jeff Goldblum's greatness is that no one has misinterpreted any of this as sexual harassment

@anaussie213

5 жыл бұрын

No Hollywood beauty has ever been charged for sexual harassment either. It’s because people don’t classify attention from people they are like as harassment.

@Jeremy-jm3fe

5 жыл бұрын

No one sees it as sexual harassment because Conan isn't a woman. Imagine if Goldblum stuck his finger down a female host's butt crack, like he did with Conan - it'd be a completely different story.

@chocloditelensman

5 жыл бұрын

Yes. Let’s just bring up something that goes with current affairs. Take me back to the 70’s when people weren’t so sensitive.

@Brabbel93

5 жыл бұрын

@@Jeremy-jm3fe yes, but he doesn't Jeff has an understanding of people so he knows which would be okay with his tics etc Conan and him are basically in a relationship by now so they have a mutual understanding He wouldnt poke an interviewer's buttcrack on the first meeting. Male or female. He is flirty with everyone, yes, but the degree varies from situation to situation. At least as far as we know for now.

@blondesouls7525

4 жыл бұрын

@@chocloditelensman the fuck are you talking about?

2:10 hes 65 why the hell do his legs look so youthful JEFF GOLDBLUM EXPLAIN

@jamestierney939

4 жыл бұрын

T Hol probably lots of bike riding

@no_peace

4 жыл бұрын

Shaving and golden skin lol

@alroslee6931

4 жыл бұрын

EXBALAYN

@mary8374

4 жыл бұрын

Sunscreen

@thebitingaquatot4693

4 жыл бұрын

He’s dr. kelso’s son

If any other human being did these things it’d be creepy as fuck But somehow it comes across as fascinating

@aussiemenace6897

4 жыл бұрын

And creepy as fuck.

@the_original_Bilb_Ono

4 жыл бұрын

It's like they say.. The difference between a creep and a smooth talking man is a fine line... Fine line right down to his wallet.

@bafflezbiz

4 жыл бұрын

if any other human being criticized and insulted a guest like this it'd be rude as fuck. But somehow it comes across as, well, rude as fuck...

@Clair-Bear

4 жыл бұрын

It’s because he’s so charismatic 🥰 He’s suuuper weird, but never in a way that makes me cringe or feel creeped out.

@bafflezbiz

4 жыл бұрын

It also takes a bit of class and intelligence to recognize a creep from an artist. Idiots need simple terms and broad lines to understand the world. Subtlety often requires a keen sensitivity that isn't so garish and obvious.

We need to freeze Jeff Goldblum and place him in a time capsule so future generations can appreciate this specimen

@bdgdog

4 жыл бұрын

I think there are more entertaining idiots.

@templategaming275

4 жыл бұрын

@@bdgdog go away these comments are old your just a repetitive crap talker

@M3Lucky

4 жыл бұрын

Dafaq I don't even remember writing this comment or watching this vid lol

@Kimera92

4 жыл бұрын

@@M3Lucky Thats something Jeff would say

@lindildeev5721

Жыл бұрын

He's the Grandmaster, he's been alive for millions of years so don't worry.

"You know that I like to examine you, *H M M M M M M ."*

jeff is the weirdest most craziest amazing person ever

@bdgdog

4 жыл бұрын

If you think idiots are amazing thats pretty correct.

@bdgdog

4 жыл бұрын

@@joutakujo9773 better than your spelling

@joutakujo9773

4 жыл бұрын

Jakub Ltk i am wood

@samanthalong4801

4 жыл бұрын

The internet sucks

@Lol_Lmao

4 жыл бұрын

@@samanthalong4801 I agree but here we are using it so...

This is just Goldblum flirting with Conan

@Daniela3969

4 жыл бұрын

And Conan being enchanted by it.

@aussiemenace6897

4 жыл бұрын

*disgusted

@your_left_nipple

4 жыл бұрын

*enchanted

@the_original_Bilb_Ono

4 жыл бұрын

@@aussiemenace6897 looks like someone has a horrible case of The Notgays, you should get that looked at by a professional before it escalates into full blown denial..

@KendrixD

4 жыл бұрын

@@aussiemenace6897 if you really think that, you clearly haven't watched enough Conan O'Brien.

Did a conversation ever actually take place between these two gentlemen?

@moisesarmando3156

4 жыл бұрын

Check Conan's podcast.

@janeeyre1990

Жыл бұрын

When an unstoppable ADHD force meets an unmovable ADHD object. (I make this joke as an ADHDer.)

Jeff, one of the most amazing human beings ever to roam the earth. Someone build him a statue

@Woozlewuzzleable

6 жыл бұрын

Build him a statue of what? Your sentence got cut off and the suspense is killing me, maybe a statue of a Unicorn.

@MK-wc7sy

6 жыл бұрын

I'm on it

@Gtizz

5 жыл бұрын

Your wish came true today!

@TheElectrizantee

5 жыл бұрын

It's true!

@sushi2693

5 жыл бұрын

They have done it last year in london 😂

I love how Conan never tries to save Jeff, rather immediately draws attention to Jeffs eccentricity

Jeff Goldblum and Timothy Olyphant on Conan are the most chaotic unscripted interviews.

@HikoSeijuroXIII

3 жыл бұрын

Norm tops it all.

@fofili5120

3 жыл бұрын

Norm is the best

@Tabish29

3 жыл бұрын

Norm takes the top spot

@TheEricksen

3 жыл бұрын

Bill Burr too.

@nicolassalazar457

3 жыл бұрын

You forgot two: Flula Borg and Bill Burr

2:30 You know that I like to examine you hmmm

Doctor: you have 7:58 minutes to live Me:

@Jmagee2113

5 жыл бұрын

Damn I just came here to say that

@the_original_Bilb_Ono

4 жыл бұрын

If i had to sex with a man it be Jeff goldblume or Ayn Rand. Lol

@kasperknutsen8283

4 жыл бұрын

@@Jmagee2113 same

Very weird but very Goldbloom. Love him and love that there are people like conan o brien who feed off of his weirdness LOL

@davea.k.atheaubergineman7134

5 жыл бұрын

August Lynch it's Goldblum

Hear me out: We need a Sex And The City reboot where all four women are played by Jeff Goldblum. I would watch the shit out of that.

@aidanjanemcintosh6919

Жыл бұрын

Goldblum, Crews, Danny DeVito, and ffs throw in Saoirse Ronan or Dakota Fanning as the 4th girl

He's not weird. He's Jeff Goldblum. And we love him

@AleksandarIvanov69

2 жыл бұрын

And he is incredibly weird

Jeff Goldblum is like the one friend your dad has that you don’t grow to appreciate until you get older.

I was once called "a female Jeff Goldblum with social anxiety" and I think that is the nicest thing anyone has ever said

Imagine Jeff and Aubrey Plaza in the same room with Conan lol

@KittyPieVibes

4 жыл бұрын

Aubrey is his daughter who's just complicating the interview for fun and Jeff is the grandpa who's completely out of it

@SunfishFan68

4 жыл бұрын

RedYoshi Doll Jeff Goldblum, Aubery Plaza, Eric Andre and Conan walk into a bar.

@oldhollywoodangels

4 жыл бұрын

I dont understand the hype for Aubrey

@gabehcuod7017

4 жыл бұрын

Throw in Christopher Walken for good measure.

@Chaz1871

4 жыл бұрын

I get the vibe that Aubrey Plaza's quirkiness is at least partially an act, while Jeff is genuinely as weird as he seems.

name a more iconic duo

@randombrokeperson

5 жыл бұрын

Monica DeFinney | Michael Jackson and Quincy Jones

@brandonslemoine

4 жыл бұрын

They’re definitely my new favorite

@tdmac117

4 жыл бұрын

Billie Kay and Payton Royce

@gametone9253

4 жыл бұрын

Dave Chappelle and Kevin Hart

@ArtFlunky

4 жыл бұрын

Conan and Timothy Olyphant

Now I know what bromance truly looks like. And the difference between sensuality and sexuality. (LOL)

"What are you looking for?" "I'm calling the police."

Menthol causing vocal warmth is in itself poetically counter-intuitive he's so accidentally fantastical

It feels so rewarding to see Conan being outweirded by someone.

I don’t mind when Jeff throws his glasses, but when Conan does it...man oh man does it give me anxiety

@KittyPieVibes

4 жыл бұрын

Jeff: *gentle toss Conan: YEEEET

No man has a greater sense of vertical and horizontal awareness than Jeff.

@domingadoflaminga3961

2 жыл бұрын

He'd be amazing at the use of ODM gear... except he'd chat with the titans rather than killing them

@EmanDeMoan

2 жыл бұрын

@@domingadoflaminga3961 "Ah oh you sure are biggg hmmm.."

“Now u go with the black sock u go with the dressy black sock” “WHO ARE YOU”

That-that big *globe* look at that!" THATS THE MOON!!!!??!! 🤣🤣🤣

Jeff is an amazing man. I never knew he was this nuts and I love it lol he makes Conan even funnier

5:02 O'Brien: "Rrrr ..." Goldblum: "Rrrr ..."

@batenkhtehe

4 жыл бұрын

conan: kiss me!? jeff: what? conan: NO anyway!!! LOL

"No,No,No you misunderstand." *Conan jumps back*

I never realized until now, watching these moments compiled, that Jeff is a SERIAL GLASSES TOSSER.

"Kiss me" "What?"

How is he weird? He’s Jeff Goldblum for God sakes! This IS him. He’s freakin awesome

PROTECT THIS MAN AT ALL COSTS

Jeff as Burns and Conan as Smithers in a live action adaption

He probably crushes on Conan because he has a thing for tall, leggy redheads..i.e. Geena Davis.

@shay1330

3 жыл бұрын

Omg just watched a drag race clip where he said he likes red heads

Jeff is the best Guest ever on Conan. He always needs to come back, forever.

0:54 i love how he is almost choking but still wants to finish his sentence

He makes a comment about being Sherlock Holmes, does anyone else think that Jeff Goldblum would be fantastic as Sherlock Holmes?

@StortHast27

4 жыл бұрын

I would never watch any movie with more intrigue and fascination than a Jeff Goldblum Sherlock Holmes movie

@averyplaysguitar

4 жыл бұрын

It needs to happen before we lose this beautiful specimen

@StortHast27

4 жыл бұрын

@@averyplaysguitar bold of you to assume jeff goldblum isnt immortal

@domingadoflaminga3961

4 жыл бұрын

If the Guy Ritchie adaptation had been made in the 90s, yes, for sure!

Jeff: "What are you looking for?" Conan: " I want to call the Police."

This interview is peak Jeff Goldblum.

I just had to comment. I Haven't laughed with tears running down my face for all of 2019. As depressing as that sounds, it's actually true. Thank you. Great editing and great Goldbluming, Jeff!

@sebiandthestars

2 жыл бұрын

Hope you're still laughing. I really do hope.

okay but the music cutting off right as Conan says "kiss me" (5:09) is IS SO FREAKIN FUNNY

I feel like hes somehow the closest and furthest thing to a human being at the same time.

Imagine him as a kid acting this weird

I want a show with just these two wandering around being weird together.

Searched human in cat form. Jeff goldblum pictures flooded my screen.

We need to have a conversation between Jeff Goldblum and Jordan Schlansky

Im straight but it has to amazing to make love to Jeff Goldblum

@lilyfontaine5810

5 жыл бұрын

I’m a lesbian but I agree

@aleksander2689

5 жыл бұрын

as a gay male i agree

@DEV3N87

4 жыл бұрын

Just creepy

@alexandernas867

4 жыл бұрын

E X not really up to you bud

@buffy8021

4 жыл бұрын

as a straight person I agree

He could easily be a psychopath or just unlocked the hightest level of comfortable in one's own body.

I love how he knows that he is special in his behavior and laughs along with Conan 😄

he is his character from earth girls are easy..

@domingadoflaminga3961

4 жыл бұрын

Aaah, that blue cousin of The Grinch!

He's great on Conan because he can just be himself because Conan gives amazing interviews and the interviewed are relaxed knowing that it's conan and no one is weider than him. And Jeff took that as a challenge.

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Their vibe is immaculate, and they truly bring out the best in one another, pure chaos in the loveliest way

Jeff Goldblum is by far one of my favorite people ever. His mannerism is just the best.

It makes him even more weird to know that his middle name is Lynn.

It's great how he turns his social awkwardness into an endearing personality.

Now we need Eric Andre to interview Jeff Goldblum

This is my favorite video on KZread. I have literally come back to this vid so many time

I didn’t know Jeff had such nice n smooth legs omfg💖😂

Correction: Jeff Goldblum is weird everywhere

Finally someone who's taller than Conan

He's like the happy, tanned, Mr. Burns that never lost his hair hahaha

Who else is here because of *sksksksksk* ?

Jeff is so funny

I’ve seen this clip more than a thousand times and still find myself searching for more clips of them together! Just amazing.

Me: I’m straight. Jeff: Me: I’m straight Jeff: Me: maybe I’ll consider it

@cg-dg8549

4 жыл бұрын

Schiller Memestar lol

I’ve recently discovered I absolutely love Jeff Goldblum’s interviews because he is of another world 😂

This video should be called “Jeff Goldblum is Jeff Goldblum on Conan.»

Goldblum's pause sigh is one of the smoothest things since hot butter.

I feel like I'm watching something from an alternate dimension where everyone's on ecstasy

Conan saying "kiss me" right when the music ended was so funny 😆😆

I think it’s hilarious that every time he throws his glasses Conan picks em up and wears em

Jeff Goldblum seems like he's channeling each of the past 7 decades simultaneously.

I want a show where Conan is wedged in between Jeff and Norm Macdonald and forced to deal with the chaos

you don't even know how to spell his name

@artonline01

5 жыл бұрын

dimitreze he fixed it but it may never repair the whole he put in our hearts.

@mitchowk

5 жыл бұрын

*hole ;;))

@gokulebron

5 жыл бұрын

@@mitchowk ur an asswhole

@mitchowk

5 жыл бұрын

@@gokulebron

@gokulebron

5 жыл бұрын

@@mitchowk weird

*Goldblum

He's like a real life Simpsons character

First time watching Jeff in interviews and am extremely pleased to see how chaotic and fun he is. I was worried he'd act like a phony as people tend to in situations like this but he's just awesome.