Killer Queen has already touched this marriage

@jonathanjoestarwithpluck4930

4 жыл бұрын

MemeBurger 609 even Crazy Diamond can’t fix this marriage.

@Silver-hi1oc

4 жыл бұрын

Switch

@vett29

4 жыл бұрын

Shut up dusty :v

@MintyMinster

4 жыл бұрын

Shut up dusty :v

@nappathesaiyan907

4 жыл бұрын

@@jonathanjoestarwithpluck4930 neither can golden experience

I once read on a KZread comment that Jotaro divorces his wife because she catches him singing with Jolyne. I did not expect there to be a whole comic on it.

@gilserrano4819

4 жыл бұрын

Ok then why not just fix it?

@Hoodie.Saiyan

4 жыл бұрын

Hippo Pilot lmao 😂

@gutsmasterson2488

4 жыл бұрын

The reason I didn’t change it was because of the old saying “if ain’t broke, don’t fix it.” I legitimately expected my comment to just be ignored but with all these likes I don’t want to change something other people like just because I made a mistake.

@no-ee4fu

4 жыл бұрын

@@gutsmasterson2488 literally all you gotta do is change 2 words into one. im pretty sure the likes didnt come from that one typo

@gutsmasterson2488

4 жыл бұрын

Timmy I will change it then, thank for reassuring me.

Jotaro: sorry Karen, there are plenty of fish in the sea.

@ElizabethMidfordHatesCops

4 жыл бұрын

Jotaro: But don't take any of my dolphins!

@chrismaystar3014

4 жыл бұрын

Wait, is her name Karen?

@ElizabethMidfordHatesCops

4 жыл бұрын

@@chrismaystar3014 We don't even know her actual name. But she took the kid.

@bigbiggie3642

4 жыл бұрын

Karen : but dolphins are mammal !!

@juancruzsantana8539

4 жыл бұрын

CABOOSE WHAT U DOING HERE

The Kira Theme was the icing on the cake.

@MrDaol23

4 жыл бұрын

Kira: I-I did it ! I made them divorce ! Hahahah !

@god2667

4 жыл бұрын

@@MrDaol23 h-he did it

@regionfuego6

4 жыл бұрын

"oh Dear, it seems you've seen it"

@TRG92

4 жыл бұрын

Killer Queen has already touched that relationship

@justanenglishcommentpassin644

4 жыл бұрын

My name is Jotaro Kujo. I'm 28 years old. My hotel is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the beaches are, and I am married. I work as an marine biologist, and I get home every day by 10 PM at the latest. I sometimes smoke, and I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 1 AM, and make sure I get seven hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and watching about twenty minutes of dolphin documentary before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like Ora Ora and Yare Yare Daze, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

I thought he was gonna sing ocean man, but this is nice.

@CrudyHorse4

4 жыл бұрын

Me too!

@lordzamasuvegetablackfusio9773

4 жыл бұрын

I was expecting it as well.

@MisfortunaExo

4 жыл бұрын

Me too

@orange_enthusiast7083

4 жыл бұрын

OCEAN MAN TA K E ME B Y ZA HA N DO

@konchu4u608

4 жыл бұрын

I was expecting in the arms of an angel

Later in a few years when Jotaro visits Jolyne in prison Jolyne: you divorced my mother over a *LITTLE MERMAID SONG?!* Jotaro: I regret nothing. Jolyne: *WHY THOUGH?!*

@inigmianstudios2771

4 жыл бұрын

Jotaro: When you develop the need to fuck dolphins inheret to all my decendents then you'll understand Jolyne: IM YOUR ONLY CHILD

@ari_dexel4288

4 жыл бұрын

Inigmian Studios Jolyne: And no Koichi doesn’t count!

@xx.izu.dekuxx3382

4 жыл бұрын

Inigmian Studios 💀😩 oh that’s fucked up 💀😂😂

@TheBigE9999

4 жыл бұрын

@@inigmianstudios2771 jotaro: you forgot your older brother jouta...he smells like soap

@inigmianstudios2771

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheBigE9999 Jolyne:.... How the fuck even dad. Fuck it im going to go find pucci

Better solutions: - Stop time and throw her out the window and tell her that she just hit her head really hard - Nigerundayo to the nearest phone give rohan a call, make the speedwagon foundation transport him from morioh and make him overwrite their memories

@jotarokujo156

4 жыл бұрын

My goodness? Why didn't I think of that?

@catherinevaldez8810

4 жыл бұрын

Jotaro Kujo good grief.

@wertyuser798

4 жыл бұрын

Or just divorce and enjoy a life full of dolphins

@ingenuity23

4 жыл бұрын

@@wertyuser798 Jotaro: *YES! YES! YES! YES!*

@moonriverbaby4108

4 жыл бұрын

OR frame someone else.

Somewhere in Italy: Mama Bruno: *wakes up* Papa Tsundere: What's wrong Bruno? Mama Bruno: A child is crying somewhere. I must go and found them. Fugo; Bruno it's three in the morning. Mama Bruno: BUT THE CHIlD?

@karbonatedkoffee

4 жыл бұрын

Mama Bear *instant transmission*

@mamabear1394

4 жыл бұрын

@@karbonatedkoffee Jotaro: WHO ARE YOU?

@eslirastar666

4 жыл бұрын

Lol that scene would fit Toriel and Asgore from Undertale too

@matthewbibby8921

4 жыл бұрын

@@eslirastar666 ... No it wouldn't because they aren't from JoJo's?

@kingced741

4 жыл бұрын

@@matthewbibby8921 who cares no big deal

Meanwhile in heaven: Avdol: *FACEPALM!* Kakyoin: *FACEPALM!* Iggy: *FACE PAW!*

@mamabear1394

4 жыл бұрын

Joseph: *facepalm and doesn't know why*

@paulchan171

4 жыл бұрын

@@mamabear1394 Facepalm* He only had 1 hand hahahaha

@svp5thechad408

4 жыл бұрын

@@paulchan171 And Avdol can't face palm

@daleketchup7434

4 жыл бұрын

Mama Bear polnareff: *FACE TURTLE PAW!*

@apmas150

4 жыл бұрын

@@daleketchup7434 Giorno:Polneraff what's wrong? Polneraff: I sensed something stupid happen

I love this. Jotaro is best dad. Edit: NEVER MIND

@awhahoo

4 жыл бұрын

That opinion changed fast.

@iusedtousethisaccount6484

4 жыл бұрын

Literally me as I watched this video

@justabackgroundcharacter7736

4 жыл бұрын

The wholesomeness level went from 100% to 0% real quick

@angstyteen1154

4 жыл бұрын

This is so clever and I love it

@gojosatoru8184

4 жыл бұрын

*NANIIIIIII!!!*

Jotaro: Y-You saw me? Didn't you? *KING CRIMSON SFX*

@GravityHurts8D

4 жыл бұрын

"Oh dear, it seems you've seen it"

@Shadow-gy5vq

4 жыл бұрын

Star platinum's third ability * D I V O R C E*

@icecreamenthusiasts2487

4 жыл бұрын

@@Shadow-gy5vq i read that as Dii vor shi

@watertower1989

4 жыл бұрын

@@icecreamenthusiasts2487 D4C

@geo1147

4 жыл бұрын

Actually bites the dust

Ah yes the trilogy Marriage, Divorce, AND EXTREME DOLPHIN

@souptheirl1482

4 жыл бұрын

I SPIT OUT MY DRINK ON MY BOOK... It's a library book BUT SCREW IT THAT WAS FUNNY

@desireenevola7659

4 жыл бұрын

EXTREME *D O L P H I N A T I O N*

Jotaro: I want a Divorce His wife: Not happening *Jotaros Theme Kicks in* *20 Minutes Later* Jotaro: Let's Go Somewhere Jolyne Jolyne:Wheres Mommy?? Jotaro:...Resting...

@nerdvana8086

4 жыл бұрын

DJ Chara omg I’m scared

@aresskay639

4 жыл бұрын

I think jotaro turned his wife into a dolphin

@izgit

4 жыл бұрын

Retired

@saitori7379

4 жыл бұрын

xxx xxx is that a eyes of heaven reference.

@weez1585

4 жыл бұрын

*Kira's theme start playing* *Kira:* can I have his hand? *Jotaro:* if you make explote his body...is all yours

And then he married his true love: *_the Dolphin_*

@Asmanedeah

4 жыл бұрын

ZA DORUFIN!

@tallerstond8105

4 жыл бұрын

Even more after Stone Ocean.

@arieldre3018

4 жыл бұрын

Happy ending ???

@Silksper

4 жыл бұрын

OhmyGod

@tonysimmons1279

3 жыл бұрын

Nah he actually married his hat

Me at the beigining :so heartwarming Me at the end; oh.... Oh

@crydunkey5982

4 жыл бұрын

You clicked on a video titled "How Jotaro divorced his wife" what did you expect?

@hybridepsilon2099

4 жыл бұрын

Cry Dunkey I mean, of all things he could have wanted a divorce for.....

@sansation3671

4 жыл бұрын

i tought how can that lead to a divorce and the we see jotaro being a bit**

@claymaker9794

3 жыл бұрын

Hey narancia

@constancaferreira7212

3 жыл бұрын

I felt like that too T-T

Jotaro: and thats how i divorced from your mother Jolyne: Jotaro: Jolyne: now i hate you more than before

1:16 at that moment the ghost of Johnathan Jostar came to personally slap Jotaro for saying he wants a divorce

@mikegivemecheese3001

4 жыл бұрын

Jotaro: yay heaven Jonathan: *brandishes belt* not quite yet

@YataTheFifteenth

4 жыл бұрын

@@mikegivemecheese3001 **STUDDED LEATHER OVAAADORAAIVUUUUU!!**

@linkholder

4 жыл бұрын

@@YataTheFifteenth holy shit XD

@aerascreamer4345

4 жыл бұрын

Or if we think about that theory that Star Platinum is Jonathan: Jotaro : i want a divorce SP: *ora him through the window SP: ORA ORA ORA !!! (I expected more from you young man !!) Jotaro : why Star WHY ?!

@bubble5510

4 жыл бұрын

TheUxeMan Jotaro:finally goes to heaven Jonathan Joestar: not quite yet young man, you will apologize to your wife and spend more time with you daughter.

Jotaro singing!? This must be the work of an enemy stand!

@firepuppies4086

4 жыл бұрын

Tis no enemy, but his child.

@eliasmg9144

4 жыл бұрын

I mean if Batman sings, Jotaro certainly can

@CadetFD

4 жыл бұрын

At 0:56 he smiles too

@CadetFD

4 жыл бұрын

Demolition Pandemoniac not like that... where he’s thinking of his sea friends

@fladimo9594

4 жыл бұрын

theres a video of jotaro's voice actor singing stand proud and sono chi no sadame with rohan's voice actor

*Jotaro Singing* Me: (Laughing) Jotaro: *Stops singing* I want a divorce Me: why am I still laughing? XD

@zhakhantik

3 жыл бұрын

When hm? I laughed quietly and punches my knee

I consider this canon so I can blame little Jolyne for the divorce. Edit: *All I'm saying is that it would be funny if she hated her dad all her life just because she wanted him to sing when she was little.*

@ShitpostingJoJo

4 жыл бұрын

HOW DARE YOU! She only wanted her papa to sing her a song,not her fault her moms a bitch e_e

@madamedeath3780

4 жыл бұрын

@@ShitpostingJoJo I'm pretty sure that was more Jotoro's fault than his wife's.

@ShitpostingJoJo

4 жыл бұрын

@@madamedeath3780 eh,fair enough,he does seem like he has some serious insecurity issues

@wigglyziggly

4 жыл бұрын

NO JOLYNE DID NOTHING WRONG SHE JUST WANTED HER DADDY TO SING

@jamdamn3485

4 жыл бұрын

I agree

Fair warning Housewives. Whenever your Husband starts singing a Disney song, DON'T INTERRUPT THEM

*Damn that escalated quickly* ... *_As quickly as 『 Made in Heaven 』_*

@somedumb4450

4 жыл бұрын

Admiral Spots NANI?!?!?

@sethtull9047

3 жыл бұрын

AYYE

“You want to a punch in the face? I’ll give ya 20.” “NANI?!” *”ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!”*

@onionbrotm570

4 жыл бұрын

Thats actually 20 ORA'S NOICE

@anthonysantiago3267

3 жыл бұрын

Want a like, I'll give you 84

Jotaro sings > His wife starts laugh > JOTARO:"SHUT UP!!! YOU DAMM ANNOYING"

“I didn’t know you could sing” Meanwhile in Morioh after defeating Kira, Jotaro starts doing karaoke singing STAND proud and Sono chi no sadame with Rohan

This is 100% canon now

@reiniest

4 жыл бұрын

As long as Diavolo dies, It's canon.

Jotaro’s wife: *hears him sing* Jotaro: *Visible Fustration*

Was honestly expecting Jotaro to say "Gimme a break, kid. Can't you just... LET IT GO!" This was way better than I could have hoped for!

Ok but jotaro singing a Disney song makes my life complete

Sounds like jotaro should sign up for disney

Jotoro: *spends time with Joylne* Jotoro’s wife: *walks in* Jotoro: I’m about to end this woman’s whole marriage.

@MiguelCommodore

3 жыл бұрын

"Jotoro" It's Jotaro!

@cespuglio2338

3 жыл бұрын

Jotoro is part 9 protagonist

@crossy5764

3 жыл бұрын

Ah yes my favorite character Jotoro

@protomanzero8647

3 жыл бұрын

@@crossy5764 my neighbor Jotoro

@EzenKhan

3 жыл бұрын

Star Platinum: Over Heaven! Overwrite that reality!

Jotaro met a wife Wanna see what happened? She didn't like dolphins Jotaro: *😡*

Jotaro has acquired the [ DIVORCE REQUIEM ]

*Meanwhile in heaven...* All of the Stardust Crusaders: *breathes deeply*

@tonysimmons1279

3 жыл бұрын

*paulneirff walks in and sweeps mrs joestar off her feet* Also paulneirff: *starts singing the willy wonka theme*

It all makes sense now

Singing is more important to Jotaro than you think. Insult him and he's divorcing you even if he doesn't know you.

Honest to god, I was fully and completely expecting him to start singing, "~Ocean man..."

"Star platinum: The world!" *_g o n e_*

@bubble5510

4 жыл бұрын

StAr platinum:Za warudo third and fourth ability: za divorce and NIGERUNDAYO

Torurururururu Jotaro: hey, this is Jotaro I know it’s been a long time since we’ve seen each other And you probably hate me But could you do this one thing for me? All I want you to do, is do that “thing” to a woman I know. Could you do it? Kira: yes, yes I can

@critshappen5460

4 жыл бұрын

*Kira’s theme kicks in*

@Moniker08

3 жыл бұрын

Ok,Hear me out...Kira is actually a 'La Squadra' member! Who abandoned them for peace!

Jotaro vocals on point

@GameControllerNetwork

4 жыл бұрын

why thank you

No one should ever know... that I can sing...

@downfallmandf9705

4 жыл бұрын

Now we actually know Jotaro 😕

@lull9006

4 жыл бұрын

Jotaro: Forget what you saw or you're gonna get Ora Ora'd harder than Dan

@downfallmandf9705

4 жыл бұрын

@@lull9006 I saw Dio singing so I forgot

@garfieldunderpants9914

3 жыл бұрын

@@downfallmandf9705 AAAAAAAAAAAA

I don't know if it's just me but this seems to me to make a lot of sense (as I watch the scene where Jotaro finds out that his wife was picking him up singing)

in 1 second, tears of laughter turned into tears of sadness

Jolyne: *Come on? Sing! It's your favourite movie!* Me: What movi- Video: **shows picture of a mermaid and a fish** Me: PFFFTTTT

THAT KIRA'S THEME IN THE END THOUGH

Araki: *Teleports behind ya* this is already canon. *really loud kazoo version of killer queens theme starts playing*

eventually, jotaro had stopped singing

NIGERUNDAYO JOJO!

Jolyne wasn’t mad he got divorced she was mad she would never hear him sign again

Jotaro: Oh dear. It seems you've seen it.

Jotaro should've been the voice actor for Ariel

Imagine them having to do a skit written by A Scrub for Hire

how I'd like it to have happened: Wife: Jotaro... you sing? Jotaro: huhhhh... ZA WARUDO... guess I'll have to use that... YARE YARE... ROAD ROLLER DA! **OR** Wife: you sing? Jotaro: guess I'll use old man's technique but remastered... ZA WARUDO... RUN AWAY

BRUH IMA CRY IT WAS WHOLESOME AND THEN IT JUST- I CANT

Me when artist doesn't try to remake Jotaro's face with Araki's art style: *[Inaudible confused pain screams]*

@goggles8691

4 жыл бұрын

What about when arararaki does it

@RaymanPotatoes

4 жыл бұрын

@@goggles8691 *happyness noises*

@DERyuga

4 жыл бұрын

But Araki cant even do that lmao

@lamedrawings

4 жыл бұрын

Yknow it's not easy to replicate lmao.

@RaymanPotatoes

4 жыл бұрын

@@lamedrawings True,true.but only the face is possible.

Jotaro's wife:"I didn't know you could sing! Jotaro:"I want a divorce". The theme plays* This got me dying ;)

Huh,so *THATS* what happens if you make fun of jotaro... *Seems Legit*

@tonysimmons1279

3 жыл бұрын

Nah if u make him mad you get fuckin **YEETED** out of a window

Third! Also Jotoro, singing?! XD LMAO

1:03 I want *more!* ... Also I want a *divorce*

I could just imagine the Japanese voice actor for Jotaro actually singing "Part of Your World", he tries his best while singing in the Jotaro voice bless him haha

_That's_ why he divorced her? Then again, there are stupider reasons for divorce...

this is accurate

Jotaro divorce wife becase her see jotaro sing. Hahaha😂

When the Killer Queen theme played I imagine Kira walking to his house as a marriage counselor

Nobody: Kira: the bomb is planted

Jotaro as a singer: NO. Jotaro wants a divorce: YES!

Oh I see making fun of jotaro's singing is like making fun of josuke's hair

I honestly thought he's gonna sing ocean man, and I've never been so dissapointed in my entire life

Beginning: Awww how sweet of him 1 min later... Ending...Inhales* BOI YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!

A good stroy turn into a bad emding 😅

Me *being a shy guy* Girls:it’s over Jojo *being an absolute badass* Jojo: YARE YARE

The first time jotaro was acting like a father, he messed it up

“I want a Divorce”

The Marriage at least ended slower than Fugo's story arc.

I like how Jotaro just said "I want a divorce" and Kira's theme started playing with the wife shouting 'WHAT!?!' And jolyne crying lmao

They might’ve gotten a divorce- but it was worth it from hearing Dad sing-

imagine jotaro smiling

@mihajlor2004

4 жыл бұрын

Thats kinda creppy

*baby shark do do do do*

I love how he suddenly puts her down and says I want a divorce

Men: *emotionally opens up* Women: 1:06

Kakyoin didn't die for this

I haven't seen the part but it you haven't either please don't see the replies [if there is any] or the question. Doesn't he divorce his wife to protect her or something?

@HMNCLunar

4 жыл бұрын

Yes. Jotaro's life is involved with vampire curses and killer stand users, he didn't want to risk his family with that.

@JacobDistel

4 жыл бұрын

@@painvillegaming4119 both being Killer Stand Users O.o

@jakoblent4694

4 жыл бұрын

@@JacobDistel and a universe reset

Fanarts: being the best dad comics: i want a divorce...

“I want divorce” “Why?!” “I love dolphins more” THATS SO *F U C K I N G* SAD

Jotaro:I want a divorce *NAAAAAH,NANANANANANANAAAAAAAAH-*

Jotaro: "Jolyne I said I was sorry, why are still pissed at me?" Jolyne: "You divorced mom over a Disney song, why do *you* think I'm still pissed?" Jotaro: "...You know, if you didn't pester me about singing that song, your mother and I might still be married." Jolyne: "Fuck you old man!" Jotaro: "Good grief...." * Laugh track plays *

Kakyoin in heaven: you are not a clown, you are the entire circus

"I want a baby" "I want a divorce"

Anyone realize that when jotaro ask for a divorce he looked like Kira?

"More daddy more!"

@PeruvianPotato

3 жыл бұрын

Why did you just insert that image into my head....

"I didn't know you can sing" Well his father was a singer

0:38 I WİLL PROTECT THİS SMİLE!!!!

Now this is my new jam

Jotoaro love his baby girl but not his wife :T

Yo I love these jojo comic dubs keep it up there amazing

HIYEEAAAHH! the most epic thing I've ever heard

0:43 "more daddy more" 1:00 "i want more" Okay, so i'm gonna leave This here and wall backwards slowly

2nd

jotaro plays with jojo 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds later i want a divorce

Ah, he used the Joestar family secret technique. Just nigerundayo from all of your problems.