"You have 1 day to come back alive" DIO : 0:51

@spidertron575

5 жыл бұрын

YOU MADE ME SEE THINGS I WILL NEVER UNSEE

@minhthunong6206

5 жыл бұрын

Mom,dad can i sleep with you tonight?

@nutterbuttersupreme6369

5 жыл бұрын

Aand... That's why Giorno is fucked up...

@jackhughes8585

5 жыл бұрын

That is the best thing you could have done

@excaliburwielder6719

5 жыл бұрын

Pucci: Noice

And Jotaro wonders why his daughter ended up going to prison

@yoursonisold8743

5 жыл бұрын

And hates him.

@luketerry3635

5 жыл бұрын

Yourson Isold with a passion

@mrslasher1064

5 жыл бұрын

Bruh im gonna tell my kid santa isnt real,because its the fucking truth,im not gonna have my kids believing a lie it will hurt more if i let them believe in santa and tell them later he doesnt exist than for me to just tell them upfront...

@queenofrainbowzebras9775

5 жыл бұрын

@@mrslasher1064 I mean, better to let them have some happiness for a few more years..

@mrslasher1064

5 жыл бұрын

My kids are gonna know the reality of life from an early age,the strong rule the weak,the world isnt all sunshine and rainbows,there will always be someone who wants hurt you and self preservation falls squarely on your shoulders,because i cant protect you forever and no one else is going to help you but yourself,i will tell them this from the day their able to understand what im saying onward into oblivion,my kids will be self sufficient and strong,physically and emotionally...

and that is when Giorno begged to be a joestar

@vittorio1727

5 жыл бұрын

He tecnically is

@TheMentisGroup

5 жыл бұрын

That is when Giorno began to look for a way to put back Jonathan's head on his body so that he could be taken in in the Joestar House.

@jellybeangirls2033

5 жыл бұрын

He is a joejoestar

@doqify6189

4 жыл бұрын

Not a professional jojo fan or anything but isn't his father dio? And his other father is.. well.. Jonathan? Maybe hes a half half lol

@UncleAsmos2005

4 жыл бұрын

@@doqify6189 i mean, dio had him while using Jonathan's body

Josuke is there any thing you want for christmas My memories

@jauronbanks9018

6 жыл бұрын

Josuke: i also want 2 balls

@carnez5604

6 жыл бұрын

Its alrught my home stuck

@D00dman

5 жыл бұрын

Skecht loft *gets 4*

@sceptile_bro3602

5 жыл бұрын

I actually thought of that

@SnowBaller985

4 жыл бұрын

Large fries

0:59 Because sweetie he didn't get me a Dolphin when I was 5

@ziyangli717

5 жыл бұрын

True

@SandBagEater

5 жыл бұрын

Santa got ORA

@Silksper

4 жыл бұрын

Oh no lmao

@catstheidiot3517

4 жыл бұрын

777 likes that means... this comment is godly

*SANTA ISN'T REAL*

@brandonatwood2401

6 жыл бұрын

Jotaro Kujo what's wrong with you...?

@sydneyklemm5674

6 жыл бұрын

You believed in Santa till you were tw-

@goldexp1882

6 жыл бұрын

Sydney Klemm ORA

@brandonatwood2401

6 жыл бұрын

Jotaro Kujo MUDA.

@randromix8135

6 жыл бұрын

Brandon Atwood ORA

Jokes on you, Santa is canon in the Jojo universe

@andrewembuido7341

6 жыл бұрын

garlick man oh i get it.

@Funstun-yk7oo

5 жыл бұрын

wait wut

@gellerthorvath4721

5 жыл бұрын

pls explain.

@hujeon2149

5 жыл бұрын

Gellért Horváth probably santana

@w-raz.9277

5 жыл бұрын

@@Funstun-yk7oo Part 3, final fight with DIO. The random people in the bar called Joseph Santa.

0:51 YOU CAN'T GET MANLIER THAN THIS

@Sweetheart-gz5mw

4 жыл бұрын

*yes.*

@210vodkas_soup9

4 жыл бұрын

*True Facts.*

@CRISISEYERNA

4 жыл бұрын

I want die

@redfox4220

4 жыл бұрын

Or gayer Or both

@hmmmmmm8769

4 жыл бұрын

Kill me

Johnny: Looks like Brando here got rocks from Santa. *gets his head crushed by a boulder*

@lucasvandecasteele9904

5 жыл бұрын

johnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

@windhoek6024

5 жыл бұрын

Pit Zagufull it might be seven months late but shouldn't you put the SPOILER WARNING before the last line.

@Paige098

5 жыл бұрын

Hmm.. That's quite a coincidence..

@spidertron575

5 жыл бұрын

What was that Joestar?

@testament4785

5 жыл бұрын

Why and *O O F*

0:32 *ORA!!!!!!!* best fanmade ora ever

@dfreeman368

6 жыл бұрын

dragonslayermaster ornstein ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA

@randromix8135

6 жыл бұрын

D Freeman Now just loop 0:32 61 times really fast to make a great coherent “ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA”

@dragonslayermasterornstein83

6 жыл бұрын

Randromix to me it always have kakyoin saying joestar san so instead of ora its like this "JOESTAR-SAN ORA- JOESTAR-SAN ORA- JOESTAR-SAN ORA-"

@luximdrago941

6 жыл бұрын

*WUAARRRGH*

@staccz9058

6 жыл бұрын

0:33

What are you talking about Johnny? You also got a rock as a present, and a big one. Just like Caesar

@sydneyklemm5674

6 жыл бұрын

Denis Henrique dos Santos oh wow

@satriosukarji1777

6 жыл бұрын

*delet this*

@m.jofarhan7484

6 жыл бұрын

Uhhh.....please dont mention it Johnny didnt die for it.

@sabbo2170

6 жыл бұрын

Denis Henrique dos Santos This vomment fucking hurts me

@booman469

6 жыл бұрын

That's tuff dude

1:20 IT'S LIKE NIAGARA FALLS OUT THERE!!!

@yan_n00dles19

5 жыл бұрын

Ohhhhh you watched that vine compilation 😂

@Unknown_crusader

5 жыл бұрын

@@yan_n00dles19 hehehe I did too

@xx_77

5 жыл бұрын

Mango Ciel lol i did too

@earthishot3642

4 жыл бұрын

Milán Tompa xD

wait *JOHNNY IS STANDING?!*

@the_tube2

5 жыл бұрын

*OH SHEEEEEET*

@shroudedstorm6387

5 жыл бұрын

He got his gift

@SocraticMayhem

5 жыл бұрын

【DIOssauro】 He’s perfected the infinite spin.

@JohnSmith-tp5kf

5 жыл бұрын

I mean, he (looks like) he is a child

@kodyrowe-manns6360

5 жыл бұрын

STANDing?

0:50 *T H O T*

@brandonatwood2401

6 жыл бұрын

Strawberry Draws ikr

@meloman-rrr

5 жыл бұрын

*B E G O N E T H O T S !*

@Dino-er8tp

5 жыл бұрын

@@jakememegod6488 you fell for the ultimate trap! *WHY WERE YOU LOOKING AT THE BULGE?*

@R3TR0923

4 жыл бұрын

And thus giorno became jewish

@calista_taylo_gr.9ezra832

4 жыл бұрын

@@Dino-er8tp sHI-

"Did you know Jotaro believed in Santa until he was-" "Shhhhhhhhh..."

0:50 Giorno's entire childhood

@AsickJoke

4 жыл бұрын

Wrong but sometimes... *KILLER QUEEN HAS ALREADY TOUCHED THE READ MORE BUTTON "CLICK"*

@Iwanttoblowmybrainsoutrn

2 жыл бұрын

Giorno wishes to be a Joestar

1:17 Gappy how the heck are you so dang smooth?

@waffle-jy5yf

5 жыл бұрын

He's an amnesiac so he doesn't give a crap

@shinysammie7516

5 жыл бұрын

he's precious lol

@ForkBeast06

4 жыл бұрын

Hat Josuke*

@alifhazmi7341

4 жыл бұрын

The only straight jojo after Jonathan.

@hmmmmmm8769

4 жыл бұрын

"My theory on why Joshu become the main antagonist of part 8"

The most consistent thing is that Joseph loves Christmas, but has to deal with downers every time. lol

(Part 4 alternative) Joseph: you know, Jotaro believed in Santa until he was t- Jotaro: STAR PLATINUM THE WORLD!!! *oras the crap out of Joseph* Joseph: *gets knocked far away* Josuke: wh-what was that for- Jotaro: *grabs him and looks at him in the eye* NO ONE CAN EVER KNOW

@MaiBearVoices

6 жыл бұрын

That would have been a hell of a lot easier to edit

@fishmate413

6 жыл бұрын

Then holly pops out of the bushes like " I know!"

@ryanthephone8716

6 жыл бұрын

Pastel Jotaro: SHUT UP YOU BITCH!!!

@dashfire109gaming5

5 жыл бұрын

Ryan the phone Holly: Ok!

@D00DM00D

5 жыл бұрын

Jolyne: Yare Yare Dawa...

Jotaro: *believed in Santa until he was ten Jotaro: *brutally tells little Jolyne Santa isn't real. Guess jotaro does not want her to believe like him lol

Gappy: Ultimate Ladies Man

@Jd-ii3yb

5 жыл бұрын

That's junpei

@hmmmmmm8769

4 жыл бұрын

That's Dio job

Jolyne had a dark childhood

0:53 giorno face to dio is like..NIGGA WTF

@swirlcatanimations4583

6 жыл бұрын

It's more like, *Dad stop, you aren't a stripper*

@richie_23

6 жыл бұрын

Giorno : this is why i prefer daddy Jonathan

@ziyangli717

5 жыл бұрын

He got the n pass in he’s mind right?

@xx_77

5 жыл бұрын

Swirlcat Animations yeah dio you are not bruno

@maximodubs4189

5 жыл бұрын

Pucci Likes this

0:58 How to do your daughter hate you forever

Of course DIO believes in Santa. He died for our sins.

1:07 Johnny standing? STANDO POWAH

@mori7602

5 жыл бұрын

Invisible wheelchair)?

@sceptile_bro3602

5 жыл бұрын

He must have Gyro's steel balls that let him stand up

@xx_77

5 жыл бұрын

he stole gyro’s steel balls when he was sleeping

@cargot3670

5 жыл бұрын

This must be the work of an enemy stand

@nathanchao-lam8849

5 жыл бұрын

This must me the work of an enemy stand

I think jotaro believed that Santa was real until he was 15

@gurvanshsingh2271

5 жыл бұрын

*ORA!!*

@pulpyjambu3290

5 жыл бұрын

That's like the Jotaro in the picture, where he's not so buff and still wears ordinary school uniform

@D00DM00D

5 жыл бұрын

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

@arthurdias6860

4 жыл бұрын

I thinked its he was 10

@reformsora2068

4 жыл бұрын

Clearly its when he was twenty and thats why no one can know

My ears exploded when dio screamed “BUT IT WAS I, DIO WHO DID THAT NOW SUFFER”

Poor Giorno

@liquidthegamer

6 жыл бұрын

Sketchbook Online yeah i agree...

@mariojordan9543

5 жыл бұрын

Ajap i agree... o3o..

@Sweetheart-gz5mw

4 жыл бұрын

...for me, Luck giorno HAHAHHA

Jonathan: Wait you think santa is real? Dio: ... Jonathan: I can't belive you think he is real ha h- Dio: You are single and your dog is dead Jonathan: (Sad noises)

@hmmmmmm8769

4 жыл бұрын

Jonathan would never say that

@saidi7975

4 жыл бұрын

@@hmmmmmm8769 He would. He's kind yeah, but quite mischievous when he's in good spirits.

0:51 *Pucci wants to know your location.*

And that's why Giorno doesn't believe in Christmas Edited: ha 69

Why am I okay with seeing DIO dressed up as a sexy Santa?

@Sweetheart-gz5mw

4 жыл бұрын

same bruh, we have problem

@ChaplainPhantasm

4 жыл бұрын

*I'd become gay for DIO of I ever see him dressed up like that*

@Iwanttoblowmybrainsoutrn

2 жыл бұрын

Idk, everyone was weirded out by him, even his own son

Smooth like butter, Gappy.

And just like that Jolyne's child like wonder was crushed faster than an Italian man fighting and Aztec vampire.

If dio came to my house for Christmas I would be the happiest man alive for a solid month.

@Sweetheart-gz5mw

4 жыл бұрын

yes. me too

So they think that you get coal if you're naughty...what a shame that in some parts, Santa's Stand Krampus snatches up the ones who've been quite horrible.

Jotaro: Santa's not real. *SAD JOLYNE NOISES*

0:54 I can feel her crying.

therapist: standing johnny isn't real, he can't hurt you standing johnny: 1:05

0:59 SMOOTH JOTARO........................ REEEEEL SMOOTH

I would have loved to see Yoshikage get his present... *cough cough* ambulance *cough cough*

@Iwanttoblowmybrainsoutrn

2 жыл бұрын

Hands*

The Phantom Coal Mistle-Tendency Snowdust Crusaders Joy is Unbreakable Golden Sleigh Holiday Ocean Ornament Ball Run Santalion

“Should I feel bad for Giornno?”

Guess you could call it, * STANDA *

@MaiBearVoices

6 жыл бұрын

This one, is by far, the worst pun I've seen in the comment section yet. Enjoy a heart.

@420basco

6 жыл бұрын

Elusive Mai thanks :o

@Unknown_crusader

5 жыл бұрын

It's so bad it's good

@logansnethen6658

5 жыл бұрын

Yess

lmao im dead 😂 the last one hurts my feels tho its so cute

@josukehigashikata842

6 жыл бұрын

Umm.. You?

That now Gio has meet Dio he regrets looking for him

*MERRY XMAS!*

A jojomas as you could say

@nachomori3756

5 жыл бұрын

BenEpic jojemas

"Josuke, is there anything you want for Christmas?" Josuke: *MORE BALLS*

0:44 しょんぼりジョセフがかわいい♡

Yasuho being flustered around Josuke is the cutest thing ever

Jotaro just ORAS Jolyne's dream in to piece..m

oh no he's hot

*MERRY XMAS*

Jotaro telling Jolyne that Santa isn’t real is about what I would expect from that relationship

Good thing Caesar didn’t get a big rock... is that why he hates Christmas?

@JesseDolling

4 жыл бұрын

Wdym? Also at the beginning, Spoiler I think why he is mad is because Caesar died under a cross shaped rock, and Jesus was born on Christmas and Jesus died on a cross

"Santa is Not Real" Wow Best Father Ever

Dio: YOU THOUGHT IT WAS THE DUBBERS WHO KILLED YOUR EARS BUT IT WAS I DIO WHO HAS DESTROYED YOUR EARS. Me: SHUT UP DIO

0:03 The distorted microphone makes it 10 times better.

You tought it would be a good VA! But it was me! MIC SATURATION!

0:52 Dio ready to show girono the ways of gay

Santa is real, and his stand is... [Put some idea in the coomments]

@MaiBearVoices

5 жыл бұрын

[J I N G L E B E L L S]

@cavemanbuddyolpal

5 жыл бұрын

[H O L Y G H O S T]

@funkermonker2171

3 жыл бұрын

breaking into your house and placing inanimate objects

0:51 Giorno: *Excuse me* Wut? 0:19 😂

DIO: merry x-mas Giorno: wtf dad?

For next Christmas, I want DIO dressed in the Christmas suit.

@brandonatwood2401

6 жыл бұрын

Trash Can horny bastard

@MaiBearVoices

6 жыл бұрын

Same

@h_7855

6 жыл бұрын

Me too man. We can all dream

@whatevenareusernamesanymor7715

5 жыл бұрын

@@MaiBearVoices Better come through with Dio claus

@Sweetheart-gz5mw

4 жыл бұрын

Guys, I want him too, Giorno, PLEASE SWITCH BODY WITH ME

I'll have one DIO for Christmas, please

0:51 If i was to see that first thing in the morning from my dad I would have screamed

The age old question...was Jotaro 10 when he stopped believing or in his twenties

"awawawawawawawawawawawawawa" *_DISTANT KITTYDOG NOISES_*

0:51 WELL THE THING THAT CAN MAKE ME BELIEVE IN SANTA MIGHT BE IT

This is wholesome with the broken microphone when Dio was speaking, you are a ledgend

0:47 I actually imagine this with another character covering Joseph’s mouth so that Jotaro doesn’t find out that Santa doesn’t exist

I thought Caesar was the one who got a rock though?

@ProjectShiva

5 жыл бұрын

Daaaaaamn

@sirskimask3432

5 жыл бұрын

Johnny got a rock too.

1:17 mans just said “ummm... you?” What a fuckin baller

You could really see jotaro's disappointment at how santa wasn't real when he told jolyne, and that killed me. Also, giorno's reaction sums it up perfectly

I love how Dio's voice just progressively got more earraped as he made his line. Lol.

Yes gappo likes a girl that also likes him

Joylne: daddy why doesn’t Santa ever viscount house? Jotaro: *SANTAS NOT REAL*

Me:asks Santa for coal and is naughty Santa and dio: *listen here you little*

Dio: 0:51 Pucci: I'VE REACHED HEAVEN *OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH* !!!!!!

1:16 damn! Weirdest looking yet the one that’s the most lucky.

Forgot Vento Aureo's existence for a second and thought DIO was dressing as a sexy Santa for Pucci

@MaiBearVoices

5 жыл бұрын

Please report to your nearest church I think you need it.

@edgargaebolg9307

5 жыл бұрын

@@MaiBearVoices You know it's something DIO would do

@Sweetheart-gz5mw

4 жыл бұрын

@@edgargaebolg9307 Dio can do Anything in *the world*

0:51 yA oK

Now everytime someone mentions Christmas to Giorno, he has vietnam flashbacks.

HE BELIEVED IN SANTA UNTIL HE WAS 22

Jotaro doesn't believe in Santa anymore But he believes in Dolphin Claus

0:35 Melt my heart everytime and i don't know why

I LOVE UR COMIC DUBS THEY’RE SO GOOD KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK ^v^

Joseph:Hey did you know jotaro believed in Santa till he was t- Jotaro:Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Posted on my birthday, what a gureito present :)

Giorno: Of course I have issues 0:51 THAT'S MY FREAKING FATHER!

GIRONO'S FACE OMFG

I love how he screamed into his mic and said it was i d i o

0:05 HOLY SHIT STEP AWAY FROM THE MICROPHONE

That ending was so fucking adorable.

I get the caesar part

@Penguin_Guy

6 жыл бұрын

Rafael Lopez I think it’s cuz he got crushed by a rock

@atypicalinternetdweller4997

6 жыл бұрын

A cross-shaped rock

You may have thought it was Santa who put coal in your stocking for being naughty BUT IT WAS I, *DIO!!!!!!!!!*

0:53 I, Giorno Giovanna, have been scarred for life.

Johnny looks so cute