Puberty hit her like a speedwagon.

@tcleocoa6740

5 жыл бұрын

*R O L L A R O D A D A*

@mgflo45

5 жыл бұрын

MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDAAAAA!!!

@hihelo5131

5 жыл бұрын

I love that there has to be a KONO DIO DA in every jojo related coment section

@superredboi1440

5 жыл бұрын

*T O B E C O N T I N U E D*

@kylereece5439

5 жыл бұрын

Like Dio in a steamroller

Jolyne: jolyne wants to marry Josuke when she grows up! Jotaro gets hit by 3,000 tons of Alabama memes

@AirahsELL

5 жыл бұрын

In a different comic she calls him "grunkle Josuke."

@AirahsELL

5 жыл бұрын

@12 Monkehs no, she calls him "grunkle" because he tells her that he's her great uncle.

@kaptur5529

5 жыл бұрын

It was very evective!!!

@hat4438

5 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a match Made In Heaven

@Tavivl

5 жыл бұрын

Uncle Josuke and....

Jolyne: when Jolyne grows up she wants to Marry Josuke! Jotaro: *gets hit by invisible Road Roller* 7:22

@alinastanescu4430

3 жыл бұрын

Dio's ghost:"An oil tanker for you"

@BoudyDSi

3 жыл бұрын

Well I was shocked

@jetaboysplayz1332

3 жыл бұрын

@@BoudyDSi Hey, you and me both Kujo.

@NocopyGamerDevv2000

3 жыл бұрын

@@alinastanescu4430 jotaro:sigh

@jinx8693

3 жыл бұрын

Dios revenge!!

Jotaro: **leaves Jolyne and his wife** The Fandom: I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see that

@jonathanjoestar3068

3 жыл бұрын

No one wants to see a happy family separated

@andreasballe7470

3 жыл бұрын

@@jonathanjoestar3068 The worst part is that they probably would've been happy if not for Jotaro's job and the death of the Crusaders

@shotaaizawa1206

3 жыл бұрын

It was to protect them. That's actually sweet since we never we the mother

@reeses2pieces528

3 жыл бұрын

we just like those alternate universes where no one dies and stuff

@blackbunshin154

3 жыл бұрын

When it comes to canonical happenings, I like to use the Marie Kondo method: if it doesn't spark joy, throw it away

The reason Jotaro rarely ever shows much expression is because he stops time to cry, laugh, etc., then unfreezes it once he’s done

@JotaroKujo-nj4bx

3 жыл бұрын

Can confirm. Makes me look cooler

@mist3325

3 жыл бұрын

@@JotaroKujo-nj4bx You're so edgy

@vampante

3 жыл бұрын

He was emotionless even before learning to stop time

@swampymender4400

3 жыл бұрын

@@vampante Plot twist : he could always stop time he acted like he couldnt sp he could mess with DIO

@redonedanc

3 жыл бұрын

What about before he could realise he could to dat

Josuke: Your dad loves you Jotaro: *leaves jolyne for 10 years*

@aromorguythefirst1600

4 жыл бұрын

h e h

@dzban02

4 жыл бұрын

H e h INTENSIVE

@JesusHBasie

4 жыл бұрын

jotaro: *comes back* nah bitch u killed him fuk u *DIPS*

@zain3603

4 жыл бұрын

I’m pretty he did that so no stand users attacked her

@claireuwu

4 жыл бұрын

He did loved her, that's the sad thing about it all.

“Jolyne wants to marry Josuke when she grows up!!” 12 year old Anasui: *quaking with rage*

@LordTyph

2 жыл бұрын

Anasui: I'M SO ****ING ANGRY BUT I DON'T KNOW WHYYYYYYYYYYY

@mamabear1394

Жыл бұрын

Jotaro: For some reason I have a feeling that someone is thinking about my daughter

@acrazyweeb7225

11 ай бұрын

@@LordTyph canon timeline: Jolyne saying she wanted to marry Josuke was what gave Anasui anger issues when he grew up. he had dreams of the girlfriend of his dreams and hooked up with a girl who looked like Jolyne. When she cheated, he snapped and murdered her when she cheated on him.

@idrinkdiesel8451

10 ай бұрын

​@@acrazyweeb7225and then Diavolo dies of a tickled big toe nail

Jolyne: Jolyne wants to marry Josuke when she grows up” Jotaro: *Gets donutted by the ghost of dio*

@datsimplenope

3 жыл бұрын

One last muda from the grave

@dragonmaster6686

3 жыл бұрын

Road ROLLERRRR

@Complete_Stranger7050

2 жыл бұрын

THE LAST ROAD ROLLER

@arcturus6196

2 жыл бұрын

@@Complete_Stranger7050 ZA WARUDO

@arcturus6196

2 жыл бұрын

WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Jotaro: starts crying *s t a r p l a t i n u m t h e w o r l d* -Crys for an hour- Jotaro weakly: t-time resumes

@dres4r977

4 жыл бұрын

Theres actually a comic about that

@johnnyjoestar5193

4 жыл бұрын

@@dres4r977 link it pls

@__jasmine__9288

4 жыл бұрын

PLEASE I WANT TO CRY TOO

@dres4r977

4 жыл бұрын

Guys i have been searching it since i commented it and i cant found it i will comment when i found it ;)

@NoNormalPeopleAllowed

4 жыл бұрын

@@dres4r977 epic

Josuke: she’s jotaro-san daughter Koichi: So she’s my sister

@bryanjacla1068

4 жыл бұрын

Actually... *One day after the defeat of Kira* *Phone rings* Koochee: Hello. Jotaro-san? Jotaro: Koichi-kun, years from now, my daughter will turn 18 and you'll become my son-in-law. You can't refuse. *Phone down* Kooche:...

@t.s.7166

4 жыл бұрын

@@bryanjacla1068 YESSS

@A_Andromeda_a

4 жыл бұрын

Jotaro: 12more years... Koichi: um....What? Jotaro: 12 more years until you can legally marry my Jolyne... then you will finally be my son

@kakyoinnoriaki2041

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh moment.

@ohyeahyeahyeahyeah1427

4 жыл бұрын

Kakyoin Noriaki SHINEI KAKYOIN

This is the most wholesome thing I have seen in the fan base, Jolyne really does deserve better. Seeing this is just too precious

@mikpxxi

Жыл бұрын

She really did 😭 they all deserved to be happy

@galaxyrider1704

Жыл бұрын

@@mikpxxi you got that right pal, that little butterfly deserves to be free 🥺🥺

Jollyne: cAn i mArry jOsuKe wHeN i gRow uP Jotaro: *Literally Does The Most Ferocious "No" In The World*

@nguyenquyetthang1326

4 ай бұрын

You mean in *ZA WARUDO*

Josuke: "I've never taken care of a child before." Achtung Baby: *am I a joke to you*

@SrRemberTheOne.

4 жыл бұрын

@Divine Wine Tu que haces aquí? Xd

@pantequillo

4 жыл бұрын

@@SrRemberTheOne. ¿y tu que haces aqui?

@SrRemberTheOne.

4 жыл бұрын

@@pantequillo Buscando jojokes

@enamelbucket2081

4 жыл бұрын

That baby is the jojo that never was

@jayjay86443

4 жыл бұрын

@@enamelbucket2081 And at this rate never will be. Even in part 9.

Josuke : "I wanna see Jolyne~ Yare yare daze~" Also Josuke : "Why do I hear boss music from the window?"

@killa8092

4 жыл бұрын

**Jotaro's theme plays**

@buglab2285

4 жыл бұрын

F**k

@YataTheFifteenth

4 жыл бұрын

How to summon Jotaro: say yare yare daze wrong Alternative ways: hurt Koichi, hurt a Dolphin, WRYYYYYY

@alexanderite_does_art

4 жыл бұрын

Lmaooo that part was hilarious I am actually crying right now 😂

@zamag8145

4 жыл бұрын

In the distance: " S...tah.. Pla....num.. Z.. Ardo " Jotaro out of nowhere: " I HEARD YOU TALKIN' MAD SH*T FOR SOMEBODY WITHIN MY TIME STOP DISTANCE "

4:44 Josuke’s mother: “Is that your love child?” Josuke: “No, I’m not you!” PLEASE, I’M IN ORBIT LAUGHING AT THIS-

@CydeIsMine

3 жыл бұрын

Oh no 444

@raghav6969

2 жыл бұрын

How's Kars doing

@darentgun7277

2 жыл бұрын

*_MISTA WILL REMEMBER THAT_*

- Jolyne want to marry Josuke when she grows up! * leave her for 10 years *

@deimos3994

3 жыл бұрын

I.. would do the same.

@wesprescott7277

3 жыл бұрын

Kinda like how your dad left you and then died when you reunited, eh Ceaser.

"Pain Pain, go away" The Pain: *Understandable, have a great day.*

@claucarsl6886

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@jellybeans7072

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@commandercat8960

3 жыл бұрын

This could be a song Pain pain go away pain understandable have a great day

@vcheru3733

3 жыл бұрын

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@JAVASTRONIVLA

3 жыл бұрын

Pain: Understand have great days: also jotaro when he hears joylene wants to marry josuke: *BREAKDOWN* *BREAKDOWN*

Part 4 Jolyne:Daddy i love you Part 6 Jolyne:Get the hell out!!! old man Jotaro:Yare yare daze

@aqueous5099

5 жыл бұрын

Kiritogami Katsuki I think this takes place in the Eyes of Heaven universe, so this would technically be the universe where Part 4 Jotaro met Part 6 Jolyne. After meeting Jolyne from the future, he treats her with more affection during her upbringing.

@jotaro-Cafe

5 жыл бұрын

Part 7 I comment in random video

@senchousalt

5 жыл бұрын

Hes 40 and dont look different

@Subwaytoast

5 жыл бұрын

I want to see jolyne YARE YARE DAZE

@senchousalt

5 жыл бұрын

subfighter 6528 wa

"Pain pain, go away." pain: "Bye."

@lucaspatrick5519

3 жыл бұрын

No

@Cat-hd7nr

3 жыл бұрын

@@lucaspatrick5519 yes yes yes Yes yes Yes

@user-lq4ct6dr5m

2 жыл бұрын

Pain : Shining ! Justice ! ( Whatever the song sings )

@Kartuuse806

Ай бұрын

Im imagining the "bye" in caddicarus' voice.

I love how casually okuyasu asked josuke if he kidnapped jolyne.

I thought joylene would ask josuke:"hey mister, why is your hair so funny?" And josuke trying his hardest not to get triggered

@DirtyCrimeBoy

4 жыл бұрын

Retro 6O24 to be fair her dads hat merged into his hair

@aromorguythefirst1600

4 жыл бұрын

DirtyCrimeBoy uh, yeah lol

@esperplayz6812

4 жыл бұрын

Only time he wouldn't wreck someone

@theomegagamer1237

4 жыл бұрын

@@DirtyCrimeBoy nah its that the hat is actually cut to reveal the hair,it appears merged but it isn't.

@Iron8127

4 жыл бұрын

If he got triggered and his stand went punching........ Jotaro and star Platinum would only be the worst of his problems............ he would also have to deal with.............the... FBI.

No, Joylne, you can't marry your Greato Uncle.

@irok1

5 жыл бұрын

Great great uncle, technically.

@youraveragemachine1013

5 жыл бұрын

@@irok1 josuke is jotsro uncle,so yeah just gureto uncle.

@irok1

5 жыл бұрын

@@youraveragemachine1013 wait a second, yeah the grandparent trend ends with Jotaro, I'm dumb

@scruffles3838

5 жыл бұрын

Gruncle josuke, such a weirdly fitting title

@gaygrape9407

5 жыл бұрын

*Sweet home Alabama plays in the background*

"Can Jolyne marry Jos-" *"NO."* "...But Jos-" *"ABSOLUTELY NOT."*

@vitoraugusto9596

3 жыл бұрын

Jolyne: Why not? Jotaro: He is my uncle. Jolyne: WHAT? But he looks a lot younger thant you da... Jotaro: don't question it. Just... forget about this, ok? Jolyne: ok...

@goldexperiencerequiem8134

3 жыл бұрын

@@vitoraugusto9596 nice

@flaviomonteiro1414

2 жыл бұрын

Jotaro: No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. Jolyne: Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

@SubhamChowdhury97

2 жыл бұрын

@@flaviomonteiro1414 **U N D E R R A T E D**

@reaperproductions7058

2 жыл бұрын

Hey, even with everything wrong with it, atleast Josuke isn't a degenerate like Anasui

Josuke: "They're a great family." Jotaro: *I'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move and dip*

Okuyasu is literally on the FBI watchlist after that statement...

@raiderssenpai402

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 its funny but you hit the hammer on the nail. I wouldnt say FBI more like Speedwagon watch list

@charmatic_yt2195

4 жыл бұрын

Dawn Scarver oh yes, of course!

@conradlecroy5821

4 жыл бұрын

Dawn Scarver 1. Josuke probably already has him on Speedwagon watch list because of him making comments about his mother and 2. I think you meant nail on the head, just a grammar check, sorry

@llccaaa

4 жыл бұрын

OI JOSUKE I GOT PUT ON A FBI WATCHLIST ISNT THAT WACKY

@brickman4777

4 жыл бұрын

Okuyasu is going to jail

In Jotaro's time stop Jotaro: FUUUUUUCCCK I LOVE YOU TOO MY SWEET BABY GIIRRRLLL! *coughs* uh...yare yare daze...yep...time moves again...

@scrubboi7151

5 жыл бұрын

yar yar days*

@jotaro-Cafe

5 жыл бұрын

Yare yare you make my Dayze...

@carloss3499

5 жыл бұрын

Yep pretty much

@thomasduong5120

4 жыл бұрын

Wait, why did Jotaro say the F world Yes that was a pun

@anonymus5637

4 жыл бұрын

Something tells me that Jotaro actually tried his best to take care of Jolyne and showed her attention but, thanks to him being so reserved, he needed to use Star Platinum's Za Warudo in order to do it without making him feel “Less Cool”

Jesus Christ😂 Jotaro coming to pick Jolyne from the window scared the crap out of me😂

@Baised-_-Rin

2 жыл бұрын

I swear Jotaro is literally The Batman from the JoJo Universe

4:50 LMAO THE LOOK ON TOMOKO’S FACE WHEN SHE REALIZED JOTARO HAS A DAUGHTER

@ogolow570

2 жыл бұрын

She realized he's taken 😩

@1lham_edits

10 ай бұрын

​@@ogolow570did she think Jotaro would get with his grandfather's lover? If she married Joseph, she'd be Jotaro's grandmother or step-grandmother. Jotaro would be getting with his uncle's mum. Nahhhh.

@bencatzilla

7 ай бұрын

the family tree would become a thicket of brambles

-Is this your love-child ? -No, I'm not you Bruh, that's cold

@user-te1fn8cj5r

5 жыл бұрын

Bruh sound effect #2

@daleketchup7434

5 жыл бұрын

Абдуллоعبدالله tomoko: Wait what’s that supposed to mean?! Josuke: if you punish me for saying that, then you know I am right. Tomoko opens her mouth to speak but walks away

@venomshock6612

5 жыл бұрын

That is more like jotaro

@khadrahussein1071

5 жыл бұрын

ThAtS cOlD

@thefoxwolfdraconis

5 жыл бұрын

*remebers jotaro calling his mother b-tch and yelling at her...in front of his grandfather* Ehhhhhh

Josuke: pain pain go away. Crazy Diamond: I believe in true gender equality

@Higsby100

4 жыл бұрын

Star platinum: visibly jealous

@doorjesus

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@bunnizamy2201

4 жыл бұрын

So everybody, just follow me, cuz we need a little heal here, cuz it feels so painful without me

@ismaelvalle4372

4 жыл бұрын

Mr.Mortal kazuma: kazuma here

@theiromia2389

4 жыл бұрын

what does that have to do with anything

2:30 Here lies Jolyne Kujo, the daughter of one of the most badass joestars ever: Jotaro. She had a happy life and happy family, unfortunately she was killed to due to being crushed on the ceiling of a restaurant by one of the chefs. May she rest in piece. Amen.

@_Nakime_

11 ай бұрын

I’m back from the dead 🤭

@devvyvr

11 ай бұрын

@@_Nakime_ its been 2 years man

Honestly, considering Josuke's personality, this feels like what would naturally happen

Everyone is so surprised jotaro has a daughter They might think he just laid an egg

@vixxiiestixx

4 жыл бұрын

@He Who’s Seen Strange Things. dont remind me how he got donut punched

@vixxiiestixx

4 жыл бұрын

@He Who’s Seen Strange Things.should of said to the cashier "is that a jojo reference"

@vixxiiestixx

4 жыл бұрын

@He Who’s Seen Strange Things. lmfao

@funkymonks8333

4 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@Rytonic69

4 жыл бұрын

Stop. Stop that right now

The fact that Jotaro had to time stop to contain his feels is so adorable. No homo Edit: wait 2.7k likes, it said that I had like 4

@flooplesmooples

5 жыл бұрын

Wait your a guy

@n0va710

5 жыл бұрын

you're watching jojo remember sexy muscular man that kill sexy muscular vampires while doing poses 100% homo

@viz_rd3686

5 жыл бұрын

Nah Very homo

@diobrando9842

5 жыл бұрын

Maybe he stopped time to hug her more time, far beyond the acceptable time to hug

@Jack_Froth

5 жыл бұрын

Dio Brando KONO DIO DA

Okuyasu: "Im not crying, Im just watching a puddle of water"

Jolyne:why does your hair look weird? (koichi uses three freeze to stop josuke, yukako restrains him with her hair, okuyasu uses the hand to keep him away from Jolyne and rohan tries to make josuke forget Jolyne said anything with heaven's door)

@IamMiyuki

2 жыл бұрын

Lmaooooooooo

"Why can't I marry him?" "Well for starters..." (Pulls out Joestar family tree) "..." "Also he's like 10 years older than you." "Who is D-" "No questions."

@aromorguythefirst1600

4 жыл бұрын

I'm confused with the joestar family tree at this point. Joseph: -Grandson Jotaro -Son Josuke -Daughter Holly So Josuke is technically siblings with Holly, which means Josuke is Jotaro's uncle. Jolyne has grunkle Josuke

@LuckySketches

4 жыл бұрын

@@aromorguythefirst1600Yep. Jonathan -> George II -> Joseph -> Holly -> Jotaro -> Jolyne Joseph -> Josuke Dio with Johnathan's body -> Giorno It's a mess.

@ericthemadscientist8357

4 жыл бұрын

Alexander Carter think about it Joseph have an Uncle who’s a teenager when he’s over 80 years old

@ricocruz1118

4 жыл бұрын

@@LuckySketches but dio also has more children then Giorno but that's a much larger mess

@VIOLENT6

4 жыл бұрын

I bet dio's pissed because he was the only joestar descendant who wasnt called JoJo.

Meanwhile in Italy, 13 year old Giorno Giovanna is still looking for his real father.

@MaskOfLimbo

5 жыл бұрын

And so far no results...

@zekeiwa5837

5 жыл бұрын

"13 year old Giorno" Hey, Narancia.

@A8EL

5 жыл бұрын

Oof

@mariojordan9543

5 жыл бұрын

That hurts dude

@burritowyrm6530

5 жыл бұрын

Igor Alencar bruh imagine if babyface told giorno that at least he has a dad

Jolyne bonding with her Gruncle Josuke is really wholesome and wished we got to see in the show.

Horrible ending: *_Killa queen has alright touched your backpack, Jolyne_*

@dysphoria_1.040

3 жыл бұрын

Josuke: CRAZY DIAMOND! Jolyne, you wouldn't understand what's going on. I need you to hide, and I need to find a way to contact Jotaro-Sa- Jotaro: STAR PLATINUM. ZA WARUDO! You dare attack my goddamn daughter when I'm not around? You piece of shit! ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA! Jotaro: Yare yare daze... Josuke: What just happened? Whatever. It doesn't matter. All that matters is that Jolyne is safe. And, it seems, we've caught the serial killer.

@absolutemadlad5662

3 жыл бұрын

(metal version of stardust crusaders theme starts playing) Kira:I feel like I have made a terrible mistake... (jotaro appears behind him) Jotaro:your goddamn right...

@nemesispax0383

3 жыл бұрын

@@absolutemadlad5662 or better yet. Wait, thats Jotaro's daughter? .... errors have been made

@mangogaming188

3 жыл бұрын

THE ENTIRE JOESTAR BLOODLINE: ITS TIME TO DIE

@hayato8452

3 жыл бұрын

Josuke and kira get spanked to death, *PART 4 END*

"Jolyne will marry Josuke when she grows up" *SWEET HOME ALABAMA*

@yanderebeef5450

5 жыл бұрын

I full on died when i read this lol

@carlbloke8797

5 жыл бұрын

Zephyr Prime delete the goddamn post please

@hoseaquiambao3649

5 жыл бұрын

Jolyne wants to marry is grandpa lol!

@5mac866

5 жыл бұрын

delet this

@zephyrprime8

5 жыл бұрын

@@5mac866 No u

Jotaro in part 6: "I always cherished you" Also Jotaro for 10 years: *NIGERUNDAYO*

@vladimirlestrad3120

4 жыл бұрын

Etherix Like grandfather, like grandson

@WandererHermit

4 жыл бұрын

Vladimir Lestrad sane with dad and son

@Lazuley_

4 жыл бұрын

@LaggyMe that's why i use dark mode

@ItsChevnotJeff

4 жыл бұрын

The secret Joestar technique Cannot be used on another Joestar Lest they desire a dire fate

@miguenlanguen2459

4 жыл бұрын

He has dominated the family secret technique

Young Jolyne: the cutest thing to cross this earth. Part 6 Jolyne: *FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP*

@dmolegend1699

3 жыл бұрын

Ayo chill

@lanceg6197

2 жыл бұрын

69 likes Nice

@ariadne888

2 жыл бұрын

ayo

@D.V.McAwesome

2 жыл бұрын

Poyo

@midnight_horizen8184

2 жыл бұрын

Nighas Down Bad 😳📸

I love the idea that he uses the world to freeze time so he can process his emotions and then unfreeze so that it looks like he never feels any emotions

Jotaro: “Jolyne, I love you more than the world” Star Platinum: *stops time* Jotaro: “Not you!”

@ThenamesFaceless

4 жыл бұрын

itsJustpickle Star Platinum: *Apologises in Ora and time resumes*

@normanho5631

4 жыл бұрын

Took ne awhile to understand this

@infinitypgg9902

4 жыл бұрын

ITS_A_ME_mark star platinum: Ora Ora Ora Ora. Ora?

@raidthegoose7241

4 жыл бұрын

*SAD ORA NOISE*

@maorshapira1578

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

Young jolyne : a cute girl Jolyne when She grows up : *STOOOONE FREEEEE*

@zzz43344

4 жыл бұрын

Yup

@delantebradyjr.8834

4 жыл бұрын

Young Jolyne:Pure and Innocent Stone Ocean Jolyne : T H A T P R I S I O N G U A R D C A U G H T M E M A S T E R B A T I N G

@kona6957

4 жыл бұрын

Young Jolyne: oooo, Starfish! Jolyne when she grows up: IMA DO THAT WORD THAT STARTS WITH M HAHA ME IN PRISON

@dariusfilip4695

3 жыл бұрын

Have you heard her ORA ORA? Dude it's so a n g e r y

@KittyMeister

3 жыл бұрын

Jolyne: haha masterbating go brrr brrrr

josuke: “I’ve never taken care of a kid before” meanwhile josuke in part 4: *holds up the invisible baby*

@abnormal_Stuffz

4 ай бұрын

It was joseph

1:39 “Huh she’s pretty cute! She might be my type when she gets older.” “Stay away from me Japanese Yakuza!” LOL

Jolyne: I want to marry Josuke when I grow up Jotaro: *dies* Josuke: NIGERUNDAYO!!!

@jakememegod6488

4 жыл бұрын

*KOICHI* the closest thing to Smokey I could find.

@bryanbarcelo5440

4 жыл бұрын

OI JOSUKE, NIGERUNDAYO

@Iron8127

4 жыл бұрын

Josuke,you have learned the secret Joestar Family Technique

@nanaseii

4 жыл бұрын

Old joseph:You just learn the secret joestar technique son!

@nimbus297

4 жыл бұрын

*Sweet Home Alabama plays in background*

"Jolyne wants to marry Josuke when she grows up!" Anasui: *quiet sobbing*

@mitth_raw_nuruodo

4 жыл бұрын

DIO

@jotarokujo7991

4 жыл бұрын

@@mitth_raw_nuruodo hmmmm sooooo... what do we do i mean he started so

@mitth_raw_nuruodo

4 жыл бұрын

@@jotarokujo7991 we approach him to beat the sh*t out of him

@CepticTech

4 жыл бұрын

Who shall face him, jotaro or josuke? Hm?

@mitth_raw_nuruodo

4 жыл бұрын

@@CepticTech who faces who

i was expecting Jolyne to say "why does your hair look so wierd?"

@chese9064

2 жыл бұрын

The bad ending

Koichi: "This is your illegitimate kid right?" Josuke: "No wtf I'm not my old man" _Hours later_ Jolyne: "Daddy what does 'illegitimate child' mean?" Jotaro: ಠ_ಠ

@JustRandoDev

9 ай бұрын

Jotaro: "That's Josuke"

@codered_dev

6 ай бұрын

It means giorno

Josuke: Pain, pain go away! Pain: *visible frustration*

@j.ojo2004

4 жыл бұрын

lol

@Rick_Pancakes

4 жыл бұрын

Any wound: *exists* Josuke: I'm about to end this man's career...

@IFuckingLoveFrenchToast

4 жыл бұрын

**groans of increasing discomfort*

@ShoeOVA

4 жыл бұрын

Pain: *slams desk and walks out door*

@dylanbussell3745

4 жыл бұрын

Pain: Confused Screaming

Jolyne: Jolyne wants to marry Josuke when she grows up! Anasui: *Sadness noise*

@DekuStickGamer

5 жыл бұрын

Okayasu: Okayasu wants to marry Jolyne when she grows up! Jolyne: *screams yakuza*

@itsrockerleehere6934

5 жыл бұрын

poor Anasui

@suckerman7gm

5 жыл бұрын

@@DekuStickGamer Can we please get a F for our boi Okuyasu?

@Patrick-bn6nk

5 жыл бұрын

Lol 666 likes

@italosilva6187

5 жыл бұрын

@@Patrick-bn6nk Devil ?

Me sipping water Jolyne: you know what...I wanna marry Josuke! Jotaro and me: PFT

"I'm not like my old man" Love that line.

Jolyne: "hehehe" Josuke: "Hm? What's so funny Jolyne?" Jolyne: "I just noticed how silly your hair is!" Josuke: *_Conflicted Internal Screaming_*

@kevinsaidhi875

4 жыл бұрын

Why

@robertburnside

4 жыл бұрын

@@kevinsaidhi875 no one insults Josuke's hair, dude

@Iron8127

4 жыл бұрын

Probably his Instinct are confused whether to work as normal and anger Jotaro or let it slide. Can't blame josuke, I wouldn't even dream of angering someone who could stop time and kill a vampire that could stop time and lift and throw a steamroller!

@shadesoul4247

4 жыл бұрын

@@Iron8127 Who was felled by a rat. I get how Stand matchups work, but I can't let it slide.

@friendlyneighborhoodyang315

4 жыл бұрын

Josuke: And that’s how I became a murderer Jotaro: ROAD ROLLER DA DAH

Jolyne: Can I marry Josuke Jotaro: Now this is an avengers level threat

@awhahoo

4 жыл бұрын

Josuke: Uhhhhhh I have video games to complet- *ORA!*

@metalupyourass9247

3 жыл бұрын

Anasui be like: Am I joke to you?

@alternative7586

3 жыл бұрын

You can't really marry your... uh I don't kno-- YOUR GREAT UNCLE

@carlwebber4094

3 жыл бұрын

@@alternative7586 sweet home Alabama

@adityafawwazafa778

3 жыл бұрын

Jotaro : No, but you can marry Koichi here. He's a really reliable guy.

Jotaro: *abandons Jolyne for nearly her entire life* Fandom: Good Dad, take it or leave it

@lain5858

3 жыл бұрын

I would be happy If this was true But this fandom loves to make "bad father" jokes, like this one. At least we have this happy comics where Dio's minions don't exist

I’m a year late but this is awesome. Their characters were perfectly captured within this dialogue this would be so fitting if it was canon.

Jolyne: I want to marry Josuke! Jotaro: *confused screaming*

@alinastanescu4430

4 жыл бұрын

Jotaro to josuke:"Your free trial of living has ended"

@jellybeans7072

3 жыл бұрын

Lol 😂

@jip0611

3 жыл бұрын

Time stamp?

@childjolynecujoh8659

3 жыл бұрын

It was just a phase

@slimmii2.056

3 жыл бұрын

He probably stopped time killed josuke then came back 😂

"When jolyne grows up,jolyne wants to marry josuke" Jotaro:"DIO WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU KILL ME WITH THIS SIGN"

Josuke: *tries to be friendly with jolyne* Okuyasu: *OI JOSUKE*

6:03 "I wanna see Jolyne, Yare yare daze" *A C C U R A T E*

@plague6566

5 жыл бұрын

SO A C C U R A T E

@jonathangarcia5279

5 жыл бұрын

Troy Scar Yare yare dawa bro! 😄

@WarWolfCZ

5 жыл бұрын

Yare Yare Dawa!

@StardustCrusader18

5 жыл бұрын

...

@SC4RRL3TT

5 жыл бұрын

@@StardustCrusader18 oh hey

"Is that your illegitimate kid?" "No way, I'm not my dad!" "Is that your love child?" "WHAT, no! I'm not you!" Ha! Now I feel sad...

@dafphtthedislikeupdater7836

4 жыл бұрын

Grandfather*

@internetcreepygirl

4 жыл бұрын

Dafpht The Mouthbreather No, dad is correct lol.

@dafphtthedislikeupdater7836

4 жыл бұрын

@@internetcreepygirl oh, yep, just double checked now, sorry

@ughltedja3189

4 жыл бұрын

He’s not all might

@kieran5099

4 жыл бұрын

D I D Y O U K I D N A P T H A T K I D

Jolyne when she’s older and realizes she’s related to Josuke so she can’t marry him:👁👄👁

Joylen: so can joylen marry josuke- Jotaro: NO NO NO NO NO Joylen: but joylen wanna Jotaro: NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!! Joylen: Than can I marry someone my age? Jotaro: NO NO NO NO NO Joylen: but what about when I grow up? Jotaro: YES YES YES YES.... YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Inhales * *Exhales * This is canon.

@cheshiresmile6412

5 жыл бұрын

YES YES YES

@diooverheaven4317

5 жыл бұрын

it is in Eyes of heaven

@valentinesuwanda7907

5 жыл бұрын

This IS CANON

@diooverheaven4317

5 жыл бұрын

@@valentinesuwanda7907 and eyes of heaven is cannon

@mellamojeff458

5 жыл бұрын

@@diooverheaven4317 wait a minute.... HEAVEN ASCENDED DIO IS CANNON?!?!?!?!?

bro im was so sure Rohan was gonna say *"Kujo Jotaro's daughter? **_HE FUCKS?_*

@xipin5334

4 жыл бұрын

Jotaro really fucks?NO DIGNITY!

@autisticduck3071

4 жыл бұрын

"Star finger"

@mcelroy5587

4 жыл бұрын

He don't fuck , he ORA's

@neverforgetme0209

4 жыл бұрын

666th like, im proud of myself

Josuke: jotaro-san loves you more than anything else in the world except for koichi

@moodybooty-kt6wv

3 жыл бұрын

And *dolphins*

“I want to marry josuke when i grow up!” If she repeats that multiple times, she can be unbeatable

Literally everyone’s reaction in this: JOTARO FUCKS?! Edit: who left all these likes here? This must be the work of an enemy’s stand!

@delusionalnoodles

5 жыл бұрын

No, Star Platinum just ORAs so hard she came out of no where.

@plague6566

5 жыл бұрын

I dIdNt kNoW hEs tHaT kInD of gUy

@joywisnun1674

5 жыл бұрын

Well he does have star fingers

@AwkwrdPrtMskrt

5 жыл бұрын

He doesn't just fuck. He ORAs.

@user-nr7yn8co1w

5 жыл бұрын

Star Platinum did the fucking.

Jolyne: Dad, what is this picture? Jotaro: It’s a photo me and my friends took in Egypt a long time ago. Jolyne: Who is the person in the school uniform? Jotaro: That one is me, and the other one is- *leaves Jolyne for 10 years*

@swiftiswack2808

4 жыл бұрын

teh kacccc

@aprilmatthews5450

4 жыл бұрын

Is a donut

@tjrember

4 жыл бұрын

w h a t

@ctxdarrel6394

4 жыл бұрын

*Yesterday* if y'all know, y'all know 😔

@ashleey9100

3 жыл бұрын

oop-

"Jolyne-chan.. I'm not going to eat you or anything!" Don't give her ideas

@opala7196

2 жыл бұрын

ZA

2:25 Tonio made Jolyne let take the voice of love take her higher.

"I've never take care of kid" Yes Invisible baby doesn't count.

@angelicoe9540

5 жыл бұрын

That was mostly Joseph

@ryanvillena7807

5 жыл бұрын

How well did that turn out? Joseph had to cut himself in a river.

@spenserfarman3045

5 жыл бұрын

They were able to rescue the baby and get her back to Josukes house and got her calm enough that she stopped making everything around her invisible.

@NullTheTormentor

5 жыл бұрын

What if this takes place before invisible baby?

@amitamaru

5 жыл бұрын

@@NullTheTormentor Doubt it, considering the Kira cameo.

4:08 Josuke doesn't notice Luck has sided with yoshikage kira

@suckerman7gm

5 жыл бұрын

Kira Yoshikage, you live for another day!

@themissingshadow6017

5 жыл бұрын

HOW DID I NOT NOTICE HIM??

@NoorquackerInd

5 жыл бұрын

Kira: "hmmm that little girl has nice hands"

@CYKAK

5 жыл бұрын

@@NoorquackerInd stop I don't want to think of that again

@veepea7895

5 жыл бұрын

@@CYKAK "Killer Queen has already touched the ground." *click*

5:58 "Jotaro san really loves you more than anything else in The World" Jolyne says "The World" to Jotaro** Jotaro: Were did you heard this?

This is an AMAZING dub! I love it. the VA's did a PERFECT job!

Jotaro be the type of dad to send his daughter to a town with a serial killer in it when he's busy doing fish shit.

@elbanano7785

4 жыл бұрын

bruh

@lain5858

4 жыл бұрын

That's the reason Jotaro didn't go to Morioh with Jolyne in canon. But most people don't think about it.

@jotarokujo6211

4 жыл бұрын

I dont fish

@trexzyY

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

Josuke: They're a great family. Meanwhile in part 6.. Jolyne: In prison. Jotaro: Divorced and never around. Jolyne’s mom: Divorced, lonely and sad.

@absolutemadlad5662

4 жыл бұрын

Giorno:runs the mafia Joseph:old senile and possibly tired all the time to raise shizuka

@maxteraform

4 жыл бұрын

After part 6... Also, isn't Jolynes Mom dead.

@heckingh8432

4 жыл бұрын

This is sad i know :(

@udonnauchegbu2018

4 жыл бұрын

@@maxteraform After the ending of part 6 she's probably alive.

@ReV0luzione

3 жыл бұрын

Joseph: On grave Jonathan: *no more existing*

these are actually really good, i come back to reread it all the time

The fact that jotaro us TS just to make it a long hug is just heartwarming

*D O N T T O U C H A D A C H I L D* Edit: What have i done

@ez9508

5 жыл бұрын

*Y O U A R E T O U C H I N G D A C H I L D*

@LamaLamoso

5 жыл бұрын

HE'S TOUCHING DA CHILD

@trashythetrashcan3226

5 жыл бұрын

*insert loud screaming*

@alexboyso3093

5 жыл бұрын

*s l a p s t h a B o i*

@gamingwithjass4973

5 жыл бұрын

Mmm l see you're a man of culture as well

Jolyne: Jolyne wants to marry Josuke when she grows up! Jotaro: _Jiji, this is your fault. Somehow._

@Sir.Ryuz0

4 жыл бұрын

OHH MY GOD! SON OF A BITCH!

@crydunkey5982

4 жыл бұрын

@@Sir.Ryuz0 Jotaro: *Son* *of* *a* *bitch?* My thoughts exactly!

@TheRealJohnux

4 жыл бұрын

Jotaro is Josukes Nephew. Which makes Jolyne Josukes Grandniece? And then comes the Giorno×Jolyne Ship.

@drgojira6044

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheRealJohnux Oh god don't mention that damn mess..

@anonymousmarv5048

4 жыл бұрын

*Sweet Home Morioh!*

Okuyasu really be hitting on Josuke's entire family tree 🗿

this is gold, thanks

Jotaro: "you'll get ORA ORA'ed harder than Dan" Josuke: ".........who?"

@anotheranimewatcher2226

4 жыл бұрын

"Exactly"

@rostundradau3442

4 жыл бұрын

Joe mamma

@guppiette4648

4 жыл бұрын

*Dan of steel, also known as ORA’ed to death*

@sodaPOPUsedToBDream

4 жыл бұрын

Me:who the frick is dan? My dad:Dan-tdm

@ricocruz1118

4 жыл бұрын

@@sodaPOPUsedToBDream i see you're a man of culture as well

*"daddy hates jolyne..."* Oh yes daddy hates you jolyne, he only cares about the bois...

@guitarjohn1758

4 жыл бұрын

No he cares about dolphins

@Rosa-hs3ry

4 жыл бұрын

@@guitarjohn1758 No he is fucking the dolphins

@skewp

4 жыл бұрын

*facts*

@c.i.a2752

4 жыл бұрын

No he only cares about Koichi

@guhh8792

4 жыл бұрын

@@c.i.a2752 koichi is not a boy?

It’s all fun and games until Jolyne turns 18 and goes to Josuke’s house

@Baised-_-Rin

2 жыл бұрын

NOOOOO! 😂😆🤣

It was great i had a lots of laughs with this video thanks man ❤️

Okay, jotaro using star platinum the world's ability to hug jolyne longer without no one knowing is adorable This is my favorite use of the ability now and i dont care that it is not canon

@toasthead

4 жыл бұрын

Nah it was because he almost showed emotion when she kissed him

@Kami-lb3up

4 жыл бұрын

It was to cry openly without anyone judging him

@DantatoWong

4 жыл бұрын

@@Kami-lb3up ...for 2 whole seconds

@Kami-lb3up

4 жыл бұрын

@@DantatoWong you forget this is Jotaro we're talking about here for all i know ugly crying for him would be a nanosecond

@StudioNama

4 жыл бұрын

Don't use me for stuff like this ORA.

I love this comic. Jotaro's still married, Jolyne is adorable, and Josuke is so...JOSUKE. And the dub made it even GUREATO-desu

@tekicz644

5 жыл бұрын

part 6 never

@user-ii3uj7hz3k

5 жыл бұрын

GREAT daze

@MegamanZXOmega

5 жыл бұрын

I think it's because this might be based on the ending to the JoJo Eyes of Heaven video game. In that game, there was a big Time Paradox and all the JoJo's met each other and Stardust Crusader's Jotaro met Jolyene. They bonded and Jotaro learned what she's been through and how he's been a bad father to her, and after the events of the game with the timelines being restored but changed where none of the JoJos or their allies died in their conflicts (besides Jonathan, of course, probably) and as Jotaro kept his memories of the entire ordeal, by the time Diamond is Unbreakable begins for him he brought young Jolyene with him to Japan and has made a big effort to be a much better father for her while still being himself. It was so great and adorable.

@superkc2557

5 жыл бұрын

yeah

@ZeldaEd123

5 жыл бұрын

@MZX Omega I'm pretty sure this predates Eyes of Heaven. I think it's based more on the theory that Jolyne has been to Morioh before (a theory I also believe.)

this is really wholesome, thank you

I’m still uncomfortable that someone recorded my entire day out with Jolyne… FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON’T SHOW JOTARO THE PART WITH TONIO.

@discmanthecdlord

2 жыл бұрын

Don't worry I won't Or will I?

@cansolourfavverse

2 жыл бұрын

@@discmanthecdlord Don't you dare

@Baised-_-Rin

2 жыл бұрын

@@discmanthecdlord Baby Blue! (Punch Spam) BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA, Wryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! BAKA!

@saidi7975

2 жыл бұрын

No worries, only the dear and departed know...

He acted like Kakyoin when he found out Jolyne wanted to marry Jouske.

@yeet6957

4 жыл бұрын

@He Who’s Seen Strange Things. True

@doomslayer5662

4 жыл бұрын

@He Who’s Seen Strange Things. He got Hit by the Afterlife Dio

@amonkey4707

4 жыл бұрын

Fucking donuted

@yeetusdeletus4144

4 жыл бұрын

Just for those who didn't watch the ova jotaro and dio fight, watch 3-5 mins of it then come back. You'll get there reference after.

@absolutemadlad5662

4 жыл бұрын

It hit him just as hard

5:59 Josuke: "Jotaro loves you more than anything in THE WORLD" Jotaro: *PTSD Intensifies*

@zenmanlovesgames9906

4 жыл бұрын

The World!?! Where?!?

@user-hr8us5ot8y

4 жыл бұрын

u mean ptsdio

@kylebusch2362

4 жыл бұрын

Июльマナハン no, he meant STD

@pabloalondro4502

4 жыл бұрын

@@user-hr8us5ot8y oh shit, I was high and I didn't write it ok

@greenpooljama

4 жыл бұрын

you mean ptsDIO

this was my introduction into jojo, i dont regret it

This was perfect and so damn wholesome, I love it!

@Baised-_-Rin

2 жыл бұрын

Man I have to get the Josuke Hair cut. It seems to work with all the girls

"Is that your love child?!" "NO, im not you"

@ssilkie4579

3 жыл бұрын

Why did she looked so shocked??

@rion7088

3 жыл бұрын

@@ssilkie4579 prolly sad about Jotaro getting married? Nah. maybe that she remembered that Jotaro is Joseph’s grandson?

@jaydengeorge7290

3 жыл бұрын

That took me some time to understand the joke

@EzenKhan

3 жыл бұрын

@@ssilkie4579 No idea?

@swrld.85

3 жыл бұрын

@@ssilkie4579 josuke’s mom is kinda of a thot even tho jotaro isn’t joseph she still wouldn’t mine having jotaro as a second option