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@lakimbo

7 ай бұрын

no

@WiktorKazmierczak-bg5rm

6 ай бұрын

But yes Dio can stop times only for 5 second But... When times is stopped times stop So 5 second actually can be 10 minutes

@user-yu7zt6nk1j

3 ай бұрын

気になったんだけどkakyoinじゃなくてkekyoinなのには何か意味があるの？

@YRO.

7 күн бұрын

@@user-yu7zt6nk1j no

*Earth's Balance Changes:* -Nerfed hamon -Nerfed vampires resistance -Nerfed time stopping abilities

@paperbackwriter1111

3 жыл бұрын

- GoldenExperience Requiem patched out - GER patched back in - Programmer in purgatory

@xjeremygh1552

3 жыл бұрын

@@paperbackwriter1111 more like data reset

@gatorpog9752

3 жыл бұрын

@@Matthew-gj6jf update : deleted game and working on a second version with no vampires no hamon and no time stoping

@minhpn5711

3 жыл бұрын

Nerf muscle growth. Buff lip size

@VoibbleLunchbox

3 жыл бұрын

-Removed Diavolo -Removed Diavolo -Removed Diavolo -Removed Diavolo

Jotaro: *literally just walks away* DIO who spent ages looking for a road roller just to miss

@ichigokaze7823

3 жыл бұрын

HFTF vibes right there

@bestpriest2224

3 жыл бұрын

What about the construction workers the next day?

@scarecrow5848

3 жыл бұрын

@@bestpriest2224 they're fine.

@MAR19980

3 жыл бұрын

well roadrollers would crush human for sure

@errorcode1249

3 жыл бұрын

A road roller huh? I've only heard of a roada rolaaaa da

That one where Dio was laughing so long he wasted his time felt a little _too_ in character.

@rahadianaryo5979

Жыл бұрын

LOL ya, dude...😅😆😆😆

@lolcode9443

Ай бұрын

​@@rahadianaryo5979 That he did

@rahadianaryo5979

Ай бұрын

@@lolcode9443 01:17

@rahadianaryo5979

Ай бұрын

@@lolcode9443 01:21 - 01:23 Well then, and now *it's ON* ...👊💥🍩!

I love the modern adaptation of Jojo, but this makes me think of how well the old OVA handled Dio's timestops. Dude would literally just disappear mid-frame, and pop up somewhere else. The way it was portrayed was legit scary at times.

@kirby89000

Жыл бұрын

I often think about how that the ova was the best adaptation of the fight because of how scary dio is portrayed like you say. He moves mid dialogue appearing somewhere else shows he is good with the ability.

@SakuraAvalon

Жыл бұрын

Is Dio supposed to be scary, though? He's an over the top, fabulous~, body builder in spandex, with an orange coat and baggy pants, covered in green hearts.

@kirby89000

Жыл бұрын

@@SakuraAvalon is a creature that feeds on blood whose only weakness is sunlight or the destruction of his physical fighting spirit not inherently scary

@SakuraAvalon

Жыл бұрын

@@kirby89000 In a world where people can catch bullets at point blank range, punch trucks into submission, strike down a guy moving at the speed of light, turn anything into a bomb and heal a person blown up into pieces by punching them rapidly? No, not really.

@shawnscientifica6689

Жыл бұрын

@@SakuraAvalon Everyone can't do that in Jojo, Jotaro is indeed terrifying to normal people and even to other stand users. He had the strongest and fastest stand up to that point. And it's not like any of this was easy, Jotaro had to go all out to get this fight in his favor and then by sheer luck it was he could also control time or he'd be dead.

Dio might be a vampire, but he’s no Count.

@themostracistofthemall

3 жыл бұрын

Have my like and get the hell out

@probablynotviolet

3 жыл бұрын

wow

@konodioda7755

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@patrykdabrowski1788

3 жыл бұрын

Ba dum tss

@garrelriper3764

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

Not only he wastes time talking, his enemies don't even hear his gloating.

@sasdagreat8052

3 жыл бұрын

"This is a test." *skip* "Wouldn't you agree, Jean Pierre Polnarref?"

@gabrielkrone237

3 жыл бұрын

Well.. Jotaro does

@WTFproductions0523

3 жыл бұрын

“Did... Did you just skip your own monologue?” - one confused French man.

@inkdd1463

3 жыл бұрын

Dio is just monologuing to himself as a self esteem boost

@AbdefFable1

3 жыл бұрын

His therapist told him it would be good for him after he told him his traumatic past experiences with 'his body'

Dio flying in a T-pose while being mangled to pieces screaming about how he's won will never not be fucking hilarious.

@megalucario4909

Жыл бұрын

Lol

@alexanderinoa7850

Жыл бұрын

*”I’M BLEEDING! THAT MEANS I’VE WON!”*

@CODA96

Жыл бұрын

Why is the T-pose so funny? Never really thought about how funny this scene looked.

@megalucario4909

Жыл бұрын

@@CODA96 Dio flying away across the street, with beaten up so bad, and yet gloating about how all of this is his plan.....this is what is supposed to be funny

@Marioguy92

Жыл бұрын

Lol same! I always imagined a what-if situation where he flew passed Joseph, which makes it even funnier. XD

I love how Jotaro's 1 second lasts longer than Dio's 5 seconds lol

@scottwade1954

4 ай бұрын

Nah. It just felt like an eternity to Dio.

@x3woots

2 ай бұрын

13 seconds in total

@BloxxyMemes

Ай бұрын

5 seconds was around the time he could stop time for (in part 3) he could stop time for 1-2 seconds in part 4 because of lacks of training

@tyranttensai

Ай бұрын

@@BloxxyMemesno, it was because he hadn’t stopped time in ten years

@BloxxyMemes

Ай бұрын

@@tyranttensai same thing tbh, he didnt train his TS in 10 years

Logic: *exists* DIO: we don’t do that here.

@alisas2262

3 жыл бұрын

Logic: exists Araki:

@gustavosanches3454

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, Dio did say more than once that counting how much time passes when he stops time using normal time is a tricky thing and very hard to describe. And that kinda makes sense

@slookipos8907

3 жыл бұрын

@@gustavosanches3454 another person misspelled DIO's name? bruh moment

@bobbyxu7704

3 жыл бұрын

@@slookipos8907 Literally no cares cares about a spelling error on the internet. Unless you pick on those for a living then what can i say

@Dehydratedoctopus

3 жыл бұрын

It was once stated that JoJo's has different logic From our world So I guess that explains it

The world: DIO QUICKLY YOU ONLY HAVE 5 SECO- DIO: I need talk

@hogan_property

3 жыл бұрын

And muahahahaha and wryyyy

@alargeredlizard3003

3 жыл бұрын

The World: wow you iDIOt *let's sta platjina win*

@alargeredlizard3003

3 жыл бұрын

@@discharm210 oh? Your approaching me?

@discharm210

3 жыл бұрын

The World: Okay, now you can stop time for 8 second, use it wisely and kill Jotaro quickly DIO: Well, let me search for a roadroller first

@justinytheninja9628

3 жыл бұрын

At least he got to kill a cat

For those who don’t know, the reason why dio’s time stop seems to last longer than it’s supposed to is because araki had so much detail in the original manga that couldn’t be captured in the actual timeframe.

@unvato1625

Жыл бұрын

Ye, it's hard to represent stopped Time in static drawings

@confused4069

Жыл бұрын

Also we are seeing this from their perspective

@Marcelelias11

Жыл бұрын

Nah, it's because talking is a free action

@crisscross2844

Жыл бұрын

In universe reason I think is that it’s just for shits and giggles and it’s actually MINUTES not seconds but Im pretty sure that’s wrong

@ctts9946

Жыл бұрын

@@crisscross2844 if it was minutes pucci… and jotaro would destroy the entire part 4

I love how 2:27 implies that his failure caused him to just permanently have an aura of sadness around him

@bluesyrupgc4224

3 ай бұрын

“Dio is now drowning in an indescribable emptiness”

@T1DAL-RUSH

2 ай бұрын

@@bluesyrupgc4224STOP NOT KURAPIKA

@user-om2kq9wr9d

2 ай бұрын

Poor, poor Dio

@daisy12pinkanime85

Ай бұрын

​@@T1DAL-RUSH Some parts of Hunter x Hunter really reminded me of Jojo lol

@Ostr0

14 күн бұрын

Jotaro: **ORa!** *I WAS TRYING TO REACH YOU ABOUT YOUR Kars EXTENDED WARRANTY EXPIRING!*

One year also known as a “DIO second”

@MomiVel2xBilyonaryangMini

3 жыл бұрын

You mean DIOcade

@sutart488

3 жыл бұрын

@@MomiVel2xBilyonaryangMini haha

@Lucere.

3 жыл бұрын

@@sutart488 OMG ITS YOU

@ltloxa1159

3 жыл бұрын

Still nothing compared to a namekian minute

@sutart488

3 жыл бұрын

@@Lucere. H

Giorno: *Are you winning dad?* DIO: **Literally gets Oblirated**

@clowshonen1229

3 жыл бұрын

628 likes with no comment damn

@am-cz2tf

3 жыл бұрын

homie needs more likes

@tanavdesai4010

3 жыл бұрын

@@am-cz2tf and replies

@TechnoTekk

3 жыл бұрын

*Obliterated

@yan.370

3 жыл бұрын

The dad is losing,bu the son kept winning infinite time

I love the idea of Dio constantly wasting his time stop seconds and getting stomped throughout the fight, but never learning and repeating the same mistake again and again.

@Ostr0

14 күн бұрын

He only ever wins one fight and it's in Eyes of Heaven in the Jojo Multiverse 💀

I like how talking doesn’t pause time for DIO, but when Jotaro does it it works, and then he actually does beat DIO in less than a second.

@thexatronantch

4 ай бұрын

tbf the video was if THE WORLD was in real time not if TIME STOPS were in real time

@stargazer1998

4 ай бұрын

⁠@@thexatronantchwhenever jotaro uses time stop in part 4 he says “Star platinum: The world!” Implying that it is, fact, covered by “the world”

@DikshitSukhdeep

4 ай бұрын

@@stargazer1998 what if Jotaro casted Star Platinum: Bites the Dust 🤔

@rquantum7754

3 ай бұрын

@@thexatronantch basically if dio doesnt attack with hes stand time doesnt count thats why he was counting while throwing knifes he was attackıng but if he wasnt attackıng only walkıng talking it doesnt count its not for flex or anything being cool its just facts dio was throwing knifes and counting time everytime the world opens and closses and stops counting and starts again ı thınk only if hes stand out hes time starts counting thats my theory

@SupermewX300

Ай бұрын

@@stargazer1998 This fight is from Part 3 tho.

"it wont even take a second to finish you off" -accelerates time

@Johsther

3 жыл бұрын

Star Platinum: Made in Heaven!!

@deadlykiss8697

3 жыл бұрын

@@Johsther .Apparently then Jotaro said "So it's the same type of Stand as Star Platinum..." for Pucci... Yeah it makes sense.

@tinapi2026

3 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, Star in Platinum

@jarofbread1175

3 жыл бұрын

Made in Platinum sounds pretty cool

@25.aohoangminh70

3 жыл бұрын

@@Johsther no, star platinum: made in the world

"- Removed a glitch where DIO's Time Stop could last as long as a dialogue is played."

@moment-zj5qt

3 жыл бұрын

-Increased 20 meter radius of the emerald splash to 25 -Buffed Killer Queen by adding Bites The Dust skill -Greatly decreased base intelligence stat for The Hand

@ValiTheSaltMan

3 жыл бұрын

@@moment-zj5qt -increased Jotaro damage from 50% death to 200% death

@qra7024

3 жыл бұрын

-Patched a glitch where Jotaro could stop time for 5 seconds.

@lusian4758

3 жыл бұрын

- Buffed Rohan by letting him draw in the air

@ValiTheSaltMan

3 жыл бұрын

-Kakion can now be reused

Dio dramatically taking off his cape only to get fucking annihilated by Emerald Splash in the first thirty seconds is the funniest shit I have ever seen

@ThysaniaAg

5 ай бұрын

My favorite part too 😂 he definitely didn’t deflect that Emerald Splash

DIO is like that one kid in school who believes he can stop time and everyone freezes for 4 seconds to make fun of him, and jotaro is that one kid who has no patience for him

@genericedgyinternetuser4930

Жыл бұрын

Oddly specific. I take it such a thing happened to you?

@sumansaxena2277

10 ай бұрын

​@@genericedgyinternetuser4930Fr, no way this never happened

@waffler-yz3gw

8 ай бұрын

i like when people do unbelievably specific "oh guys remember when X happened" and it has never happened to *anyone*

@DerUberStern

5 ай бұрын

Dude if I were that kid and everyone played along like that, I wouldn't feel made fun of, I'd feel like the coolest kid in the class

This is like watching one of those “Every Failed Quick time event” compilations

@andrewlance3898

3 жыл бұрын

@CHRISTOPHER TRAN There is only fail

@SamLoki

3 жыл бұрын

Every failed stop time event compilation

@legosans926

3 жыл бұрын

@CHRISTOPHER TRAN lmao

@meruzhansargsyan1476

3 жыл бұрын

Bro this is such a good analogy

@CTBOYSTB4L

3 жыл бұрын

You mean speedrun?

Dio like: What? Actual logic??? My worst enemy!

@Jason10101

3 жыл бұрын

ah yes yes

@shadowisbizarre

3 жыл бұрын

@@Jason10101 a yes bomb reverse go brr

@kirwai8691

3 жыл бұрын

If the where able to have a full 5 second conversation about killing eachother in real time they be talking damm fast

@xyuraatzy6361

3 жыл бұрын

Hm

@zaholykrusedar1459

3 жыл бұрын

Nah nah, must be: Actual logic? My only weakness!!!

This makes dio’s screaming much more pathetic and crazy-looking, instead of cool and threatening. Very interesting!

1:45 by far my favorite moment 😂

@hakaishinkim7409

Жыл бұрын

I was hoping I wasn’t the only one it had me dying😭😂

@nogamingz2785

Жыл бұрын

What's the music name tho

@GarkKahn

Жыл бұрын

We all lost at least one taxi in our lifetime so it's relatable

@boyfriend8953

Жыл бұрын

😂😂

@Lovemrdaeng

8 ай бұрын

Hahahaha 😂😂

Alternative Title: Dio failing every QTE since he ain't using cheated controllers.

@shinchanthebest

3 жыл бұрын

yes you have 105 likes :D

@ade.3673

3 жыл бұрын

holy shi-

@itsmeal19382

3 жыл бұрын

Alternate alternate title: dio dies because his ts is bad

@randomvideosandstuff9625

3 жыл бұрын

tdetect not aveileble

@Nah-NoNeed_

3 жыл бұрын

@@shinchanthebest 3.2K

This whole video is an immortal vampire forgetting he can't count

@AsuraBoss

3 жыл бұрын

So you’re saying if The Count from Sesame Street was the villain, Jotaro would’ve lost?

@blyat8832

3 жыл бұрын

Duh

@diobrando666

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@infoniwceniocwdhvredidhave8126

3 жыл бұрын

@@AsuraBoss probably

@MP-vc4nu

3 жыл бұрын

@@diobrando666 You should had never skipped Kindergarden

The most powerful thing about about Dio isnt his stand, or his fighting prowess.... its his ginormous ego.

@iantaakalla8180

Жыл бұрын

I mean, his ego is partially how he amassed a bevy of Stand users, so it worked up until he kept shoving them into the Stardust Crusaders’s faces and made it possible for them to kill him.

@Ostr0

14 күн бұрын

Eyes of Heaven increased his ego so much it shot Over Heaven and into Existence Erasure. 🤣

教訓:皆さん、時間を大切にしましょう♥️無駄使いは駄目♥️

@user-gn4tz1td9h

Жыл бұрын

キミの敗因は 時間の無駄遣い❤

@normageannepereira9286

Жыл бұрын

Facts

@HaGy.

Жыл бұрын

muda muda

@SatoNarrator

Жыл бұрын

DIOの「無駄無駄！」は時間の無駄遣いを楽しんでるセリフだったのか

@user-pu2ch5lx8y

Жыл бұрын

ヒソカですか？

Alternate title: The world but if talking wasn't a free action

@liamassassingaming922

3 жыл бұрын

A d&d player or pathfinder?

@cactus6604

3 жыл бұрын

@@liamassassingaming922 why not both?

@mistalemontrout8659

3 жыл бұрын

Dio would be dead right there and then

@bynightfall_4516

3 жыл бұрын

Both here. Technically both are free

@chaonimation9586

3 жыл бұрын

LOL this is gold!!

"Dio fucks up the quicktime events in cutscenes."

@endergenesis2618

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@sharavy6851

3 жыл бұрын

Take my like u bastard

@Steadfast123

3 жыл бұрын

@@sharavy6851 Wait I messed up because I was looking at thi-

@Gr8wizardofAus

3 жыл бұрын

i was the 690 like praise me fuckers

@Kagur_a

3 жыл бұрын

Fake dio..

3:15 is hilarious to me, it's as if Dio had a voice crack out of sheer shock XD

Dio using his entire time stop just to laugh is so in character

When you unlock a boss as a playble character:

@hel1140

3 жыл бұрын

When the boss that has 20 semi health bars get to be an unlockable character and is weaker than the starting character:

@Nero_PR

3 жыл бұрын

When the Playable Boss has a totally different move set.

@OGPepsiman

3 жыл бұрын

Lego games in a nutshell

@Sanjikun01

3 жыл бұрын

@Player i was looking for this and im not disappointed lmao

@mosaadytboi7707

3 жыл бұрын

@Charlie Juan yes I umlocked it

DIO's logic 1 second has past... 1 min later *2 S E C O N D S*

@justin289

2 жыл бұрын

@jacknom 21 lol

@phantomkg4869

2 жыл бұрын

Not trying to ruin the joke but I think dio moves faster when time is stopped. He can do 5 minutes worth of things in 10 seconds. That or he can’t count

@Snavels

2 жыл бұрын

I believe that in anime logic, them talking to themselves actually realistically only lasts for less than a second as they're actually just thinking to themselves aloud, and the talking is so the audience can also hear it.

@justin289

2 жыл бұрын

@@Snavels hmm that actually makes sense

@justin289

2 жыл бұрын

@@phantomkg4869 this makes a lot of sense too

I love how it looks like one of those old video games when you aren’t fast enough in timed situations

0:31 I appreciate that you even help Dio out by removing wasteful shots here.

Imagine this: Polnereff is at the stairs, Dio only has five seconds, *time begins to move again and Dio is just holding Polnereff like -_-*

@caustic5131

3 жыл бұрын

Someone pls make this!

@nen5356

3 жыл бұрын

@@caustic5131 pow kzread.info/dash/bejne/eGZmj9V7Zpi1aKw.html i made it

@cursedbutter

3 жыл бұрын

I’m the 69th like of this comment

@caustic5131

3 жыл бұрын

@@cursedbutter *nice*

@caustic5131

3 жыл бұрын

@@nen5356 well done!

DIO: Stops time and laughs for 5 seconds Jotaro: attacks after 5 seconds DIO. N A N I ?!?!?!

@eduman2106

3 жыл бұрын

He thought he could stop the clock. Now look at what has become of him. Memento mori.

@roserazor4807

3 жыл бұрын

Unus Annus

@Mechagodzilla128

3 жыл бұрын

@@roserazor4807 Anus?

@jack_who_is_he

3 жыл бұрын

Fellow UA fan memento mori

@jack_who_is_he

3 жыл бұрын

@@Mechagodzilla128 you won’t get it

i like how you cut certain parts to be forgiving but DIO still took too much time

I honestly like how dio isn't really worried about killing the jojos....but was more focused on flexing Jonathan's body with his vampire blood

Dio: *stops time and laughs for 5 seconds Jotaro: *attacks right after 5 seconds Dio: *N A N I??!!!!*

@droplet_real

3 жыл бұрын

Jotaro: can't handle the laughing of dio

@beryreby6517

3 жыл бұрын

Thats the Most Funny Part of it XD

@judasrx7980

3 жыл бұрын

Za bruh moment

@iamdying9339

3 жыл бұрын

I’d think he’d attack after 4 seconds cause he can move in time stop 😳

@cameronballz6154

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah

In Dio's defense: Time was stopped, so no seconds did pass

@Rassyoo

3 жыл бұрын

Big Brain???? HOW DID THIS MAN SOLVE

@theanimegamerboi8589

3 жыл бұрын

Is a woman look at the profile

@narwani3168

3 жыл бұрын

@@---dj5mc r/wooosh

@Vyzante

3 жыл бұрын

@@narwani3168 that wasnt a joke he was talking about

@narwani3168

3 жыл бұрын

@@Vyzante wdym

2:15 this is hilarious 😂

2:48 Dio looking like Giorno's hairstyle.

@megalucario4909

Жыл бұрын

Imao this where he got inspiration from

@Vinc3PT

Жыл бұрын

💀

@jerome464

Жыл бұрын

He looks like nothing

@pany6631

Жыл бұрын

@@jerome464 his body is full of holes

Dio would waste The World just laughing to himself in stopped time

@Dilapidated_Dilo

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like me

@darthvader3969

3 жыл бұрын

Its ZA WARUDO you uncultured swine

@augustas2592

3 жыл бұрын

@@darthvader3969 "WARDU" 😂😂

@jackiematanza2791

3 жыл бұрын

@@darthvader3969 WARUDO*

@penny7161

3 жыл бұрын

Dio probably thought of a really funny joke and doesn't want the crusaders to question him

DIO wasting The World by laughing the entire time is such a DIO thing to do.

@persikbasin7049

2 жыл бұрын

He could kill jotaro because he had no time movement left, but he seduced jotaro mentaly

@owu9227

2 жыл бұрын

agreed

@No_maidens29

2 жыл бұрын

The other idiot thing Why kill the others WHEN YOUR TARGET IS THE JOESTARS AND WHY DIDNT YOU RUN TO THEM TO SAVE REAL TIME

@bricky7

2 жыл бұрын

are u going to ignore the fact that while trying to kill kakyoin, he stopped time just to take off his fucking cape

@twil1ghtt

2 жыл бұрын

@@No_maidens29 U call I, DIO, an idiot?

0:45 is the most underrated part imo. Home boi just rolls up and floors him!

*Dio lost every fight without his talkshit ability*

@gabeastard8572

3 жыл бұрын

That's the anime logic my dude

@hel1140

3 жыл бұрын

He wasted 5 seconds to laugh Hell

@kingjoker8399

3 жыл бұрын

Not really he killed everyone without it he even killed Jonathan without it

@ChillPlays

3 жыл бұрын

@@kingjoker8399 He meant in the video

@gabeastard8572

3 жыл бұрын

@@kingjoker8399 dude Dio's ego like a an wild animal that's why he lost every time.

Dio wasted his five seconds versus Kakyoin just to take off his cape and honestly? Mood.

@gamerlife5246

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@pqbdwmnu

3 жыл бұрын

If you're gonna die you might as well do it fabulously

@breadman8100

2 жыл бұрын

and another 5 just to laugh lmao

@kubotheinconsideratefool4208

2 жыл бұрын

mood, but he was blocking the emeralds

@Sn8kDr

2 жыл бұрын

Dio laughs for 5 fucking seconds like geez do a attack

DIO: "I can stop time for even longer!" The creator: "5 Seconds"

Can we appreciate the amount of work put into this, this would actually fit it in the real anime, some parts maybe not but still

DIO must stop wasting his time.

@Eren-ki1dc

3 жыл бұрын

Actually he is not wasting any time because he stops time

@lens_the_martyr

3 жыл бұрын

DIO must stop wasting his stopped time.

@M_ZS19

3 жыл бұрын

@@lens_the_martyr ZA WARUDO

@dapurple3394

3 жыл бұрын

@@Eren-ki1dc you're Genius👍

@Eren-ki1dc

3 жыл бұрын

@@lens_the_martyr he cant waste any time in stopped time because there no time in stopped time

Alternate title: Dio getting bullied for being an idiot

@Sebastian....

3 жыл бұрын

well you cant spell i_DIO_t without DIO

@jingles21

3 жыл бұрын

@@Sebastian.... 😳

@legodude7219

3 жыл бұрын

@@Sebastian.... lmaoo

@giornogiovanna3245

3 жыл бұрын

@@Sebastian.... damn apply some water on the burns

@layalsaleh4103

2 жыл бұрын

@@Sebastian.... damn

i like the fact that they essentially just start magically flying at the end

I couldn’t stop laughing when he used his 5 seconds to just laugh

When talking isn't a free action.

@bagel4943

3 жыл бұрын

...

@tobyg5803

3 жыл бұрын

Just use message cantrip or trust your teammates to do the right thing

@runningfast206

3 жыл бұрын

@@tobyg5803 message takes a full action too though lol

@Cftransport1

3 жыл бұрын

666 likes

@ElliFong

3 жыл бұрын

Yoooo D&D gangs spotted

Ngl, stopping time for the sole purpose of laughing at your opponent for the entire duration is one hell of a power move

@tabien888

2 жыл бұрын

Outstanding move

@solankiminal210

2 жыл бұрын

@@tabien888 power move

@retrogorilla6523

2 жыл бұрын

Same energy as the kids playing Fortnite

@washada

2 жыл бұрын

The best part is that they'll never know about it.

@Voidi-Void

2 жыл бұрын

im the fifth comment. you're welcome mista.

1:16 ここ笑ってるだけで5秒終わるのホント草 ナニィィ！！？？じゃないんだよ

This is top tier editing and drawing Whoever made this video is a legend

I would actually love a version of Dio where he just dicks around in stopped time and gets absolutely nothing done or starts monologues and gets cut off in the middle of them.

@itsclawfee6094

3 жыл бұрын

@@rymaix Lol k

@nevzky5850

3 жыл бұрын

@@rymaix I'm subscribing just for that

@Tururu134

3 жыл бұрын

@@rymaix you got a sub

@dragonmaster2453

3 жыл бұрын

@@rymaix Ah. A fellow small time animator. I’ll sub to you so I can see that video of yours.

@LucarioDoT

3 жыл бұрын

@@rymaix sold

1:18 Dio literally just spent all his 5 second on laughing

@unbelievablegaming497

3 жыл бұрын

LOL

@apocalypse5228

3 жыл бұрын

Of course its very important

@Yeheah

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahaha . . . . . *NANIIII?!?!?!?!*

@nijanomokizimaru5653

3 жыл бұрын

Juan Antonio Mora Arroyo u

@RemiliaScarlet0

3 жыл бұрын

5 seconds later the same man gets impaled with glass and gets hit through his stomach

in the anime, it was said that some people see moments as seconds, which is why DIO was in time stopped for so long

Don't worry, Dio is using Friezas scale on time, aka 5 minutes = multiple hours. So 5 seconds would be a few actual minutes.

In Dio's defense, he was in a box for like a century.

@Denzel9911

3 жыл бұрын

OBJECTION he was in a coffin and in my papers he knew what time it was

@alargeredlizard3003

3 жыл бұрын

@@Denzel9911 OBJECTION! Technically no time moves at all since TIME is stopped.

@Denzel9911

3 жыл бұрын

@@alargeredlizard3003 Hngggggg well uhhh

@Denzel9911

3 жыл бұрын

@@alargeredlizard3003 OBJECTION dio didn't get his ability till later on out of his coffin B)

@alargeredlizard3003

3 жыл бұрын

@@Denzel9911 OBJECTION! I'm talking about time not a coffin

Plot twist: DIO was still disoriented from being in a coffin for 100 years, and so he lost all sense of time and nobody's corrected him about the length of seconds.

@lordofchromium1534

3 жыл бұрын

That should be cannon

@maxarch06

3 жыл бұрын

Jack Haunt it IS brother

@Charles-zl1ue

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe.

@daimo5410

3 жыл бұрын

True

@bestpriest2224

3 жыл бұрын

@@Charles-zl1ue Interesting

Ok but why is no one taking about how funny 1:50 is😭😂

So is no one gonna talk about how fire the thumbnail is?!

@gauche5800

8 ай бұрын

lmao if only it really happened that way

Plot twist: it only stops time for how long dio thinks is 5 seconds

@hondaaccord1399

3 жыл бұрын

DIO: *gets engrossed in a book* Time: *p-please, sir, it's been 3 hours...*

@HumanoidCrearure

3 жыл бұрын

@@hondaaccord1399 That's a long time just reading the words: -Spiral staircase -Rhinoceros beetle -Desolation Row -Fig tart -Rhinoceros beetle -Via Dolorosa -Rhinoceros beetle -Singularity point -Giotto -Angel -Hydrangea -Rhinoceros beetle -Singularity point -Secret emperor

@ma-cg1il

2 жыл бұрын

What about jotaro?

@nithen8179

2 жыл бұрын

@@ma-cg1il for jotaro, time remains stopped until he says how reliable koichi is

@7UpMojitow

2 жыл бұрын

@@nithen8179 LMAO

Haha the part where he just laughs and runs out of time ⌛️ 🤣

@SolidArc91

Жыл бұрын

A very DIO thing to do.

@nvitor3033

Жыл бұрын

time ends in stopped time ☠️

@speedwagonisdagoat

9 ай бұрын

WRYYYYYYYYYY

@frankunbaphomet3206

9 ай бұрын

That's my favorite of all these lmfao

@naprit0802

8 ай бұрын

Ladno

I can imagine someone chilling on the bridge and then you a road roller pop out of nowhere and some guy goes flying off then explodes

It's funny how DIO wastes his time for 5 seconds laughing and then is surprised that someone hit him

I love how Dio wastes his 5-9 seconds every time with useless dialogue while Jotaro literally speed kicks his butt in literally less than a second.

@justbny9278

3 жыл бұрын

@Ult Divine Spinning Soft Tusk Over Heaven Requiem he did crack his skull once though, Dio couldn't even do that and it's impossible Jotaro would survive it

@everburnerfish

3 жыл бұрын

"I barely have enough time to get to kira" *timestops* "Koichi you really area reliable guy we should go on a date some time wait nevermind you're like 14 ok maybe i should kill kira now nah nevermind imma just eat dinner first what should i get to eat maybe thaf new italian place no i think I'll just cook oh yeah gotta kill kira" a summary of the end of the Bites the Dust arc

@friendliest_boi9261

3 жыл бұрын

Speedrun tactics

@Pokemaster-wg9gx

3 жыл бұрын

@@everburnerfish that feel when Jotaro’s time stop in part 4 is shorter because he’s barely used it in 10 years and something something difference between a 17 year old body and a 27 year old body but it took him like an hour to learn time stop and he didn’t even try to train it to get back up to where he was

@lernaze871

3 жыл бұрын

Fax no printer🖨

If this would be canon, DIO is even worse than Okuyasu in terms of intelligence

@UserName-gt2xx

3 жыл бұрын

So your saying i'm smarter than a vampire?

@Kasunex

3 жыл бұрын

@@UserName-gt2xx PeRhApS

@DanielRodriguez-so5vv

3 жыл бұрын

@@UserName-gt2xx maybe

@harg5544

3 жыл бұрын

@@UserName-gt2xx could be

@davidgancho2914

3 жыл бұрын

@@UserName-gt2xx well yes but no

Thank you for the subtitles and crediting them. This was the best part lmao 1:58

1:50から狂おしいほど好き

The beginning is what we all wanted Kakyoin to actually survive and live

@alisonsolano7814

3 жыл бұрын

I cried a whole life with Kakyoin

@NYWallCrawler

3 жыл бұрын

Even if he lives, he would still die on the plane on the way back to Japan, look it up.

@thatoneguy41269

3 жыл бұрын

@@NYWallCrawler wait what are you kidding me bro I fucking hate you so much rn-

@hypercommand8778

2 жыл бұрын

@@NYWallCrawler wait, why would he still die?

@crash8956

2 жыл бұрын

@@hypercommand8778 yea tell us

Makes sense that Jotaro would actually use the second he had. He’s a high school student, he knows how to count.

@cromestone1684

3 жыл бұрын

I'm salty that he didn't count jotsro talking and when he does start the counter he speeds up all of jotaros movements to be lightspeed

@Xarros1

3 жыл бұрын

Jotaro was in his prime and he stopped time at that moment for 5 seconds. In part 4 he can only stop it for a second.

@rayfoxgaming105

3 жыл бұрын

@@Xarros1 I thought he can time stop for up to 3 sec in part 4 and that's alot consider how intelligent he is in p4

@amanthatchangedhisnameover7153

3 жыл бұрын

@@cromestone1684 jotsro

@guy_wh0_d0es_n0th1ng

3 жыл бұрын

@@cromestone1684 Jotaro? Nah. Its jotsro says an idiot who just bites the dust me.

If The World had realistic time stops, then DIO would still be a pretty powerful opponent, having Jotaros strength along with vamp abilities, but he would get folded if everyone jumped him.

3:14 I love how dio was just monologuing then when he saw jotaro about to attack he immediately stopped talking

I mean to be fair, Dio’s a lawyer, not a mathematician

@emptyvending8964

3 жыл бұрын

Dio Brando: Ace Attorney

@sort6726

2 жыл бұрын

What? lol You don't need to be a mathematician to know how to count to five

@PyroBlank

2 жыл бұрын

Ahh, so you are objecting me? Than object me as much as you like!

@66ixty9ine

2 жыл бұрын

@@emptyvending8964 Dio Attorney

@siryakari34

2 жыл бұрын

That's...true

plot twist: DIO couldn't actually stop time and everyone just stopped moving to humor him

@knowitallogistperson9728

2 жыл бұрын

Nice

@taumsauk2178

2 жыл бұрын

Our group of normal people create a little bit of social teasing in this point of time

@_wiholxda_9307

2 жыл бұрын

Even bullets

@furiousstudios4438

2 жыл бұрын

Even bystanders

@Mattymart

2 жыл бұрын

Even kakyoin who let dio come close enough to punch a hole in his stomach!

0:44 i love how this fits so perfectly

You edited this really really well

"2 seconds have passed" * 10 seconds later * "3 seconds have passed" Dio's Logic xD

@silcon2469

3 жыл бұрын

XD

@beardieboy8458

3 жыл бұрын

He lose because he didnt attend to math class when Joseph did.

@sadkritx6200

3 жыл бұрын

Lol dio and frieza probably had a common ancestor

@pluggothesluggo5509

3 жыл бұрын

time could work however he wants when it is stopped

@Nah-NoNeed_

3 жыл бұрын

@@pluggothesluggo5509 that’s not the case. He didn’t have control over time. He could just stop it. He even said himself he doesn’t know how long for, he’s just guessing.

Dio is the type of person who would stop time just to check himself in the mirror and fix his makeup instead of actually destroying the joestar bloodline

@esper6119

3 жыл бұрын

honestly tho? king shit

@thousandyardstaree

3 жыл бұрын

that goes to diavolo too

@Definitely_not_ai

3 жыл бұрын

But he can’t see himself in a mirror.

@Xxiz268

3 жыл бұрын

@@Definitely_not_ai thats part of the joke

@2inchdefeater347

3 жыл бұрын

No im not

I love how it plays roundabout at the end

ジョジョ世界の5秒は長い

Alternate title: dio getting beat up compilation because his time stop doesn’t last half the episode Edit: oh cool thanks for likes lol

@bill-bath9621

3 жыл бұрын

Just reminding you that part 4 Star Platinum’s time stop was only 2 seconds

@notso_cody

3 жыл бұрын

@@bill-bath9621 Jotaro ages more, then his time stop limit decreases. Maybe (17,18,19,20) = 5 seconds (21,22,23,24) = 4 seconds (25,26,27,28) = 3 seconds (28) = 2 seconds before reaching (29)

@snos69420

3 жыл бұрын

@@notso_cody u forget part 6

@notso_cody

3 жыл бұрын

@@snos69420 Hmm

@jonasbelchior3668

3 жыл бұрын

@@notso_cody In part 6 when he was about fourty his ts is five seconds.

I was expecting sped up scenes, but this is even better!

@noxury

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated

@taumsauk2178

3 жыл бұрын

I know

@ThatLoserJay

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@sebastianauremoniach.

3 жыл бұрын

Why yes!!!

@pulltheplug09

3 жыл бұрын

Same

these edits are funny as hell

3:45 missed opportunity to have the clock running for jotaro and having him cut off mid sentence

Dio: Stops time for 9 seconds, actually takes 9 seconds. Jotaro: Stops time for 5 seconds, actually takes 10 seconds Dio: *Bruh* Edit: This comment became a warzone cause of my joke being inconsistent lmao.

@falconr4534

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh (Make chain)

@wtfamidoing4011

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh

@JotaroKujo-nj4bx

3 жыл бұрын

Lol get fucked, trash

@jacksonham5480

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh

@ThatSpaceMann

3 жыл бұрын

@@KungFuKendrick *Are you sure about that?*

1:16 bro literally spend 5 secs to laugh :skull:

てめえの敗因は…たった一つだぜ…DIO…たった一つのシンプルな答えだ…………てめえは時間を無駄にした…

@kingcrimson4133

10 ай бұрын

かっこよすぎww

Its like he's failing Quick Time Events

@clowshonen1229

3 жыл бұрын

Yo

@clowshonen1229

3 жыл бұрын

This is actually so scarily true

@DashBolt

3 жыл бұрын

Fail You have the reflexes of a statue

@IR-Fan

3 жыл бұрын

Bet Dio is playing God of War.

@morgankasper5227

3 жыл бұрын

oof quicktime events are sometimes too quik

Dio: spends 5 seconds of his precious time stop laughing Also Dio while being punched through the chest: NANI?

@speedwagon_69

3 жыл бұрын

Kakyoin : well well, look how tables turned

@islam.peachfull

3 жыл бұрын

@@speedwagon_69 bruh

@megaslayer

3 жыл бұрын

No.. The magnet trick, he spent 50 seconds in stopped time to explain it

*stops time* "This feels amazing" *dies*

タクシーにおいていかれたところで笑った

Dio: Im going to spend 5 seconds talking and walking slowly The world: DO SOMETHING OH MY GOD

@sayospecter6731

3 жыл бұрын

The World: [internal screaming]

@zawaurdo3898

3 жыл бұрын

That was how it was when we fought

@alias_crouton2316

3 жыл бұрын

Jotaro at least uses his time stop. Dio just stands there doing nothing except laughing for 9 second.

@CosmicIceBerry

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr, OH MY GOD!!!!!

@deadmeat356

3 жыл бұрын

Then The World slaps Dio in the face..