I JUST DIED WHEN HE SAID "Transparent. Like my father"

@yungmerefrmthel2612

4 жыл бұрын

Like my dad whwn he saw mw

@charmatic_yt2195

4 жыл бұрын

_THATS NOT A FUCKING COLOR._

@sexmodtf2freepunjabinoviru162

4 жыл бұрын

Damn bro you ok? Dying sucks man.

@axellea1592

4 жыл бұрын

@@yungmerefrmthel2612 that's very sad,very sado (kujo)

@Juandayeet

4 жыл бұрын

Relax it's my father not the father of jotaro

*People thinking Jotaro just interupted the woman because he was trying to be cute* Woman:*Literally doesn't have an official name*

@Lemuel928

4 жыл бұрын

Kayon!

@kingdomheartsispeak4724

4 жыл бұрын

I know damn well that woman is an OC or a self-insert 😁

@SGSensei

4 жыл бұрын

Yes she exists but has no name even Joseph's dad had a name but got jobbed easily (should have taught him Hamon too)

@Lemuel928

4 жыл бұрын

Despite her hamon training from Joseph’s Momma,Lisa Lisa?

@ericthemadscientist8357

4 жыл бұрын

A Prison guard’s DOLL in Part 6 have a name But Jotaro’s ex-wife doesn’t...what a bizarre series

"whats your favorite color?" Jotaro: "Platinum." Star Platinum: "ORRAAAA!!"

@TheScarletKing13

4 жыл бұрын

Ok dude in my mind i thought that star platinum was ora ora ms kujo

@LovesHorror2002

4 жыл бұрын

ORAAAA!! ora

@badimaaa4a548

4 жыл бұрын

@@koisj8310 *B R U H*

@koisj8310

4 жыл бұрын

@@badimaaa4a548 No regrets

@wormystring

4 жыл бұрын

@@koisj8310 that's why i love this comment section

"She always knows what I want without me saying anything" Yeah a divorce

@jiojiovana3741

4 жыл бұрын

what want Yeah 4 letter word mista

@lyr7371

4 жыл бұрын

Jio Jiovana he better up his vocabulary.

@burningfish156

4 жыл бұрын

Let's get it to 4 replies for this comment

@ingenuity23

4 жыл бұрын

@@burningfish156 four line, four word

@PenHitam07

4 жыл бұрын

Combo breaker! Don't worry mista i save your luck

The reason she can understand him because she is secretly a STANDO user

@stevekujo8716

4 жыл бұрын

She's actually secretly a dolphin with mind reading and shape-shifting abilities

@stieverhandittyaindra4798

4 жыл бұрын

@@stevekujo8716 thats hot

@VAIL-4224

4 жыл бұрын

Hell yeah

@dedd2981

4 жыл бұрын

@@stieverhandittyaindra4798 Jotaro? Is that u in disguise

@stieverhandittyaindra4798

4 жыл бұрын

@@dedd2981 Yes,and i definetly do not have a little brother named oingo boingo

Me: what's your fav color? Araki: muscular

@SteveSmith-ty8ko

4 жыл бұрын

Vasyok Na Traktore Araki: “I’ve been really into twinks lately, though.”

@wormystring

4 жыл бұрын

“..like (almost) every Jojo character”

@starplatinumgamergaming1163

4 жыл бұрын

How Muscular can you make Jojo Characters? Araki: Y E S

@jiojiovana3741

4 жыл бұрын

E

@user-bh1mi3qc4p

4 жыл бұрын

Araki: "gay"

Reason why Jotaro is divorced: he probably dosent want his wife and daughter getting mixed up into Stand businesses cause Stand users attract Stand users.

@starplatinumgamergaming1163

4 жыл бұрын

filthyTrash so he threw his Dolphin Wife back to the sea and Failed to save Joylne from stands due to The Fact of her in prison, and getting her own stand

@Awesomemt2018

4 жыл бұрын

filthyTrash That’s kinda sad to think about tbh. He suffered in silence for years because again he wasn’t there for any of his friends when they died, they just sorta left and never came back. He wouldn’t have been able to take that if his family was the ones that left him this time.

@adityaanggaisback937

4 жыл бұрын

Lol i think he found a cute dolphin

@matt2489

4 жыл бұрын

So, do you believe in gravity?

@nino7514

4 жыл бұрын

@@matt2489 i was just about to comment that :( DAMN THAT GAY PRIEST >:/

Damn what a pick-up line. "Hey what's your name/ last name" "Oh it-" "Wrong, *insert your own last name*

@anidiot192

4 жыл бұрын

It's also a good way to get around the lack of a name

i bet the first thing that went through jotaro’s mind when he met her is *ok i need to make sure she isn’t a enemy stand user*

@hannahsypniewski7356

4 жыл бұрын

I need a comic of Jotaro being unnecessarily suspicious of some poor woman with a crush on him

@lemuel5902

4 жыл бұрын

Hannah Sypniewski Happened to Koichi so 🤷‍♂️😂

@greatkingofworldz

4 жыл бұрын

Joseph Joestar: "Probably not"

@themanbehindthehuntersslau3288

4 жыл бұрын

Almost like the nurse....

@mc_zittrer8793

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, there needs to be like 5 extra pages of him shit-testing her with cigarettes or some crap.

I don’t know what y’all are talking about this is canon.

@ChainikB

4 жыл бұрын

She's even not a dolphin

@emperior5710

4 жыл бұрын

@@ChainikB where is your evidence, Foo fighters is a bunch of plankton, maybe his wife has a stand that makes her look human despite her being a dolphin. Have you *dose pose* EVER THOUGHT OF THAT?!?!?

@protocetus499

4 жыл бұрын

Seriously?

@darkhoodedguy1485

4 жыл бұрын

TOM!

@darkhoodedguy1485

4 жыл бұрын

oh god someone help tom his pineapple dad is about to get shot by a bear with a shotgun

Jolyne: and that’s how my mom and dad met.Confusing, right? Giorno: you call that confusing? I have two biological dads and they are both straight

@fifiaXD

3 жыл бұрын

WELLLLLLL DIOOOOO (¬_¬) he’s prolly closer to Bi.

@Iwanttoblowmybrainsoutrn

3 жыл бұрын

@@fifiaXD He is bisexual

@jolynecujoh8576

2 жыл бұрын

pucci

@Iwanttoblowmybrainsoutrn

2 жыл бұрын

@Ish Moore It's confirmed that he's bisexual

"She knows everything I want..." " *This must be the work of an enemy stand!* "

@pedroluisdesouzaresende777

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh

@nerichavez1269

3 жыл бұрын

And that is the story of part 3

Just imagine at a high school reunion with Jotaro. The girls that were close to him glaring at the assistant.

@thewanderingwriter4448

4 жыл бұрын

And those girls should already been married by now! XD. Guess you can never forget your first one-sided love

@icecreamenthusiasts2487

4 жыл бұрын

Implying that Jotaro would actually go to school reunion

@Brainwave101

4 жыл бұрын

Bold of you to assume Jotaro would arrive in the first place.

@someboiwhogivesadamn

4 жыл бұрын

Jotaro: *shows up to highschool reunion, see's the girls who followed him, and said quietly to himself* Star Platinum, The World!

@SomeWeeboLoser

4 жыл бұрын

@@someboiwhogivesadamn makes sense he's trying to avoid them.

"Did - Did you just proposed to me?!" *Yes Yes Yes Yes* "We've never even dated!!" *Yes Yes Yes Yes* "We never even spoke to one another" *Yes Yes Yes Yes.... YES*

@lamedrawings

4 жыл бұрын

_In the bedroom_ *Yes Yes Yes Yes* _Jolyne born_ *No No No No!*

@FranseD

4 жыл бұрын

_Jolyne born_ *NIGERUNDAYO*

@SteveSmith-ty8ko

4 жыл бұрын

RandomsPlayz Ax SMOKEY!

@marktzy2983

4 жыл бұрын

Joseph be like:yes yes yes ow maw gad

@syahrulfauzi6344

4 жыл бұрын

oh no... oh MY GOD!!

Fun fact: According to the Jojo wiki, Jotaro's favorite color is "any transparent color" (whatever that means).

@velvetsparrow

Жыл бұрын

I’m guessing he likes stained glass

"Hey. Where do you want to go for our honeymoon?" "Actually, if I get to pick I've always wanted to go to Egypt... where are you going?"

Jotaro out there just claiming people as his personal property

@DrMDHyde

4 жыл бұрын

Kelbrxn I mean, who’s gonna stop him?

@Ranboso

4 жыл бұрын

@@DrMDHyde me, THE THOT SLAYER DIO!

@unitedstatesofamericareal

4 жыл бұрын

@@Ranboso I mean you already tried once

@milesedgeworth3667

4 жыл бұрын

@@unitedstatesofamericareal his only friend,(and possibly lover) However

@Mustachemenece

4 жыл бұрын

Jotaro just being a straight up Chad

No. The TRUE story of how Jotaro met his wife. One day Jotaro was out walking. He saw a female in a dolphin costume. The End.

@weez1585

4 жыл бұрын

Interesting

@arieldre3018

4 жыл бұрын

Very interesting

@roelvanderheijden4154

4 жыл бұрын

YES YES YES YES YES

@saggitaireauger9154

4 жыл бұрын

According to my heart, this is canon

@LauriferNex

4 жыл бұрын

seems legit so i'll allow it

Ermes: what’s your favorite color? Jolyne: transparent, like my father.

Jotaro: She always knows what I want without me saying anything Also Jotaro: THIS MUST BE THE WORK OF AN ENEMY STAND

Mrs: Kujo: *uwu* Jotaro: *yare yare daze let's get married*

@indiranarayan9576

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah I'd call this a cursed comment *_UWU_*

@starplatinumgamergaming1163

4 жыл бұрын

This Right here OwO

@ohcool8314

4 жыл бұрын

@@indiranarayan9576 uwu

@conntoons_4848

4 жыл бұрын

Wtf

@LePoetKing

4 жыл бұрын

@@conntoons_4848 let's get the fuck out of here

“She always knows what I want without me saying anything” Must be you expressive face

@marcrosales3287

4 жыл бұрын

* Y O U R

@juanfera7996

4 жыл бұрын

ITS AN ENEMY STAND!!!

@amjadsameer6131

4 жыл бұрын

I had 10 strikes reading those last lines

@funnygiggle229

4 жыл бұрын

*Espresso?*

@josephporcheron195

4 жыл бұрын

@@amjadsameer6131 i had a stroke reading that

Did you just perpose to me!!?? Jotaro:YES YES YES

@bigidiot7864

4 жыл бұрын

Propose-

@samubluu_

4 жыл бұрын

*_YES!!!_*

Baby Jolyne: Oooo... Mom: Oh, she's saying her first words Baby Jolyne: ooo... Mom: Okaa-San? Baby Jolyne: ORA!

I LOVE how Jolyne just appears at the end of the video with a fart sound effect

@mc_zittrer8793

4 жыл бұрын

Jotaro: Crap that baby out, Mrs. Kujo! Wifey: DAMMIT JOTARO, I HAVE A FIRST NAME!

@Croat420

4 жыл бұрын

Sounded more like a cum sound to me

@cyncynshop

4 жыл бұрын

She's adorable

@x.ash_22.x

3 жыл бұрын

Me too, oh my god that SENT me, I freaking died!! 😂😂 Also the fact that it had the church organ wedding music before it-

@NamelessKnightt

3 жыл бұрын

@@Croat420 what

I'm surprised she isn't a dolphin Didnt finish watching it Edit: yeah sadly she wasnt

@nugget3327

4 жыл бұрын

What if her stand is a dolphin?

@Akodakun

4 жыл бұрын

@@nugget3327 :Thonk:

@Lemuel928

4 жыл бұрын

Rising Dolphin!

@A_Andromeda_a

4 жыл бұрын

Crystal Dolphin (look up its lyrics just trust me)

@brickman4777

4 жыл бұрын

What this is clickbait jotaro wife was a dolphin I know this is a joke

Jotaro on the honeymoon: *“STAR FINGER!”*

Jotaro mind: *She always knows what i want without me saying anything* Also jotaro: hey.. Are you a dolphin?

Jotaro is somewhat lucky kakyoin isn't alive. He'd have to worry about his mom and wife.

@Legomicroman

4 жыл бұрын

(rerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorero)

@themanbehindthehuntersslau3288

4 жыл бұрын

(Background) *cherries being raped*

@creeptivity1405

4 жыл бұрын

*please don’t*

@vegitoson4218

4 жыл бұрын

Don't worry Kakyoin knows what gets to him from the ora man

@javiercastanotoconas4819

4 жыл бұрын

Kars what are you doing here? Aren't you suppose to be in like *SPACE?!*

Jotaro : Yes. Also Jotaro : Yes.

@Badeth1478

4 жыл бұрын

Kabukii Senpai Jotaro's soul : YES

@lull9006

4 жыл бұрын

Star Platinun:ORA(Yes)

@VixxterityVT

4 жыл бұрын

YEA YES YES YES YES....... YES!

@abhijay_

4 жыл бұрын

Jolyne's mom after the wedding YES YES YES YES

@pedroluisdesouzaresende777

4 жыл бұрын

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES.

Jotaro: What's your name Karen: uhhh- Jotaro: *WRONG* And thus, we never knew her name up to this day

@jiojiovana3741

4 жыл бұрын

Yare Yare Umu

@jotarokujo6119

3 жыл бұрын

Hey part 5 jotaro have you seen jolyne anywhere she wasn’t at school when I went to go pick her up

“your name is-Mrs. Kujo” DAMN. THAT WAS SMOOTH

nah, pretty sure he lost a bet that if he lose he have to give away his virginity and if he win he gets to go to the aquarium for Free the whole year

@youknowexactlywhatmypfpisf559

4 жыл бұрын

No wonder he didn't take care of Jolyne

@peanutbutterandcheese9711

4 жыл бұрын

Probably against d'arby. Nahhh he'd pass out seeing him.

@classiest

4 жыл бұрын

he did both at the.same time

@santiagogomez1879

3 жыл бұрын

what was the bet? maybe not say for a whole day "yare yare daze", or not being so serious for a whole day too? If is that so, I'm not surprised that he lost

@JustSomeGuyExisting

3 жыл бұрын

@@youknowexactlywhatmypfpisf559 r/cursedcommemts

1:02 was jotaro trying do a joseph impression?

@tingpekang1087

4 жыл бұрын

Trying to honour the old fart

@Ihavenonamestopitplease

4 жыл бұрын

@@tingpekang1087 That was a good way of saying "Learning from his father."

@themanbehindthehuntersslau3288

4 жыл бұрын

yes yes yes yes YES!

@agssilv5919

4 жыл бұрын

Green Scythe grandfather

@matess3655

4 жыл бұрын

Your next line- *name* is.. Mrs. Kujo!

Mrs.Kujo: but- Jotaro: *YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES*

How to impress your crush: Call her Mrs. (Your surname) despite not having a crush

“We haven’t even been to 3rd base!” “Shut up and take this ring”

jotaor: then i ora ora ora your mom to sumbmission joyln: DAD STOP I DONT WANT TO HEAR THIS jotaro: but that just the best part and that how you where born jolyn: DAD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

@shiroe6130

4 жыл бұрын

at the begining its JOTARO* AND J O L Y N E *

@topdog2007

4 жыл бұрын

@@shiroe6130 ok

@supasilly

4 жыл бұрын

Its *j o y l n*

@topdog2007

4 жыл бұрын

@@supasilly ok?

@camilocastillo2149

4 жыл бұрын

@@supasilly don't you mean Jolyn? XD

0:46 He didn't actually say "Of course not" He said: Yare, yare daze

@kek-senpai243

4 жыл бұрын

He probably said "Yare Yare Daze" in the japanese version.

"Hey, want to get married and neglect our future daughter?" "N, no?... " "Yes" "Yes?... " "YES!"

This is canon now. IDC if effing Araki comes to my house and tell me it’s not because it is canon now!

@ChReNiC

4 жыл бұрын

He ain't gon care. If Araki in your house he there to steal your youth

@clemi2601

4 жыл бұрын

ChReNiC Considering the fate of some JJBA characters I’ll be lucky.

@chimp1561

4 жыл бұрын

You fool don't invite araki into your home he'll steal any ideas you have and drink your blood he's a vampire

@deathbringer9893

4 жыл бұрын

it ur head canon

@un1xify

4 жыл бұрын

Well you're wrong, cause his wife is a dolphin!

1:10 someone else thought that jotaro was going for *YES YES YES* ?

I'm pretty sure this is what happened except for the fact that Jotaro was still in college when he met her. See, Jolyne was born in 1993, when Jotaro was only 22, around the time he most probably finished college. He couldn't possibly be fully a biologist at that age.

@mc_zittrer8793

4 жыл бұрын

Depends. If he was at the top of the class, he might have been headlining some field research as part of an internship or something. I mean it's no more implausible than Light Yagami helping with police investigations while still in high school, but I actually know a network specialist that's helped the police with cracking secure computers and whatnot.

@daltonfilho835

4 жыл бұрын

@@mc_zittrer8793 yes yes it could be that

“What’s your favorite color?” “Transparent” “Like my Father” Ooh self burn, those are rare.

I thought his wife was a dolphin

@hadi7943

4 жыл бұрын

Redeye 55 No No she is but this is an au

@creeptivity1405

4 жыл бұрын

Stop reminding me of that one documentary where this guy tells us about his sexual relationship with his dolphi-

@kubli365

4 жыл бұрын

The female human entity is just the dolphin's stand.

@Law01YT

4 жыл бұрын

She probably wore dolphin costume

@vurhn2009

4 жыл бұрын

Jotaro took a drug that had him imagining and seeing Dolphins

**then that night he ora ora the bed**

@gracemorales4619

4 жыл бұрын

I am surprised that someone can ora a *bed*

@confusedjay717

4 жыл бұрын

*Polpo wants to know your location.*

@negibroski

4 жыл бұрын

Just the *bed* ?

@fathinnabil84

4 жыл бұрын

STAR FINGA

@insanatik4554

4 жыл бұрын

@@fathinnabil84 you mean STAR DEICK

"She always knows what I want without me saying anything.. *THIS MUST BE THE WORK OF AN ENEMY STAND."*

Jotaro:that’s how I met ur mom Koichi: Jotaro-San, that isn’t even my mom Jotaro: *h o w y o u d a r e t a l k t o y o u r m o t h e r l I k e t h a t*

Jotaro then ascended godhood smoking ocean cocaine

@bobhydro913

4 жыл бұрын

S E A S A L T

@DioBrando-112

4 жыл бұрын

*S E A W E E D*

@haharmageddontv6581

3 жыл бұрын

Oceaine

Yea I told my son Koichi how I met his mother he's totally confused Edit: I have a daughter?

@gracemorales4619

4 жыл бұрын

I can't say if you are a bad father or a good one.

@junichinekrosama4789

4 жыл бұрын

Koichi's Your Son??

@10xTNT

4 жыл бұрын

@@junichinekrosama4789 joke

@junichinekrosama4789

4 жыл бұрын

@@10xTNT ohhh

@javiercastanotoconas4819

4 жыл бұрын

Yo you forgot about your daughter I mean koichi's sister

All she needed to say was "I like dolphins". Then boom, He loves you

1:25 This is actually canon and I can't stop wheezing

0:31 and then Jotaro think that this can be a stand user so he Ora Her

The woman is actually only an adoptive mother, the real mother of Jolyne is a dolphin.

@user-ou9no3sx4e

4 жыл бұрын

So why doesn't Jolyne hate fins or blue skin?

@pedroluisdesouzaresende777

4 жыл бұрын

@@user-ou9no3sx4e because jotaro genes are dominant

@user-ou9no3sx4e

4 жыл бұрын

@@pedroluisdesouzaresende777 Why do people make these stupid jokes about Jotaro fucking dolphins? It's getting old

"She knows what i want without me saying anything" Uhh Jotaro, you sure Joseph difnt had any other daughters do you?

Jotaro:Honey, I want a divorce... Jotaro's wife:*random laugh*

0:58 If that isn't the most badass way to propose to someone.

@THExRISER

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe you're demisexual but you don't know it yet.

@THExRISER

4 жыл бұрын

People who only feels sexual attraction to people they've formed a deep emotional bond with.

@THExRISER

4 жыл бұрын

Well,then you haven't that one who doesn't hate you,not saying you're necessarily a demi but you get what I mean.

@renato.9666

4 жыл бұрын

@@THExRISER Bruh, that's called standards

@mc_zittrer8793

4 жыл бұрын

He was based off Clint-Fucking-Eastwood-son. He can do whatever he wants. XD

Best fanmade comic ever

*at the wedding* jotaro: why there's a turtle here? polnareff: *speak the language of turtle*

"We don't even talk" "THAT'S WHY I WANT TO MARRY YOU" Jotaro is a boomer confirmed

How jotaro really met his wife He dived into the ocean and married a random dolphin that turned into a human

@bensell982

4 жыл бұрын

That's entirely possible given how a part 6 character is a plankton that turned into a woman

@matteussilvestre8583

4 жыл бұрын

The Little Mermaid's Bizarre Adventure.

@johnyakuza777

4 жыл бұрын

@@bensell982 yoinked a body of a woman to be exact

She must be a stand user and her stand can read minds.

"Transparent, like my father.." Damn.. it hurts right here in my meow meow..

Jotaro: "Woman, where are you from?" Jolyne's mom: "I am from Morioh, and I'm a close friend of Koichi" Jotaro: "Say no more"

Now this is what real love this

@themanbehindthehuntersslau3288

4 жыл бұрын

No it has to be a dolphin....but we have AU's if you know what I mean?

1:42 I FREAKIN DIED XD

Jotaro: You are mine. Assistant: No? Jotaro theme stars playing Wife: Yes, I am

She slams the papers onto the table “HONEY! YOU WANT A DIVORCE!”

Joseph: "will you marry me?, next you'll say oh Joseph of course I will! Toyu!" Suzi Q: "oh Joseph of course I- NANI?!"

You think im thinking of coffee but i was thinking of KONO DIO DAAA!!!!!

"She always know what I want without me saying anything" ENNEMY STANDO!!

When he said “Transparent, like my father” I felt that

Did You just propose to me?!?! YES YES YES YES! Y E S

This woman... She always knows what I want... Without me saying anything... *SHE MUST BE AN ENEMY STAND USER*

I like how they address that his favorite colour is transparent, I was so confused when I first read that in book 2

This is the most awkward thing I’ve ever seen And I kind of love it.

Then he left his wife and only daughter, to devote himself with marine biology.. and dolphins...

Jotaro: "I'll give you the best Ora Ora of your life if you dress up like a dolphin and sound like one instead of moaning"

Tfw when Jotaro’s theme plays even when he’s proposing and still wears his hat to his wedding

0:31 Literally thought Jotaro was gonna say “She must be an enemy stand user”

I enjoy the wholesome JOJO comics

Jatro literally transfer from anime to the internet in mostly in one piece.

Jotaro: were's the dolphins? Ms. Kujo: *there are not dolphins now get naked* Jotaro: *theme*

Jotaro: where the fuck is the dolphin plushie Jotaros wife: THERE IS NO DOLPHINS NOW GET NAKED

Please... Never stop uploading :')

Jotaro: Gimmie a p- Assistant: *DOWN LOAD*

"Transparent, like my Father" _oH wOW! ThAt iS rElAtAbLE!_

@starplatinumgamergaming1163

4 жыл бұрын

alexandnacho YT pElO

1:23 same

Joseph would be sobbing like mad at the wedding, his grandson getting married!

I laughed so hard at the end! Like, the whole celebration for getting married (somehow), and then it shows what I like to call a *Screaming Shit Machine (SSM)* (aka a Baby) with a fart noise lmao.

Jotaro: *walking through town* Woman: dolphin Jotaro: I have found true love

Her stand is called "heaven's glare" and can predict and know what EXACTLY what you want

They look cute together uwu

My headcannon: Jolyne's mom is the little girl from part 3, change my mind

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Wouldn't Jolyne have darker skin then?

I still remember my first words they were " Yare yare dawa"

“She always knows what I want without me saying anything” Joseph Joestar feelings

I thought his reaction is gonna be "is she a stand user?"

That is the most aggresive way to propose to someone...

“What’s your favorite color?” | “Transparent like my father”

If you search in the jojo wiki you can see that transparent is real jotaro’s favorite color