You have raised the bar for all of KZread gaming with all of the insane mo-cap work you put in. Amazing work 👌

@bamboozledzoinkers5694

3 жыл бұрын

spoon

@tomhamilton3791

3 жыл бұрын

spoon

@Haxelos

3 жыл бұрын

Yea, its crazy. Like, completely unnecessary sometimes. But it becomes so much better.

@DOGGOThEGOat

3 жыл бұрын

Spoon

@archildaristyl7923

3 жыл бұрын

Spoon

"Hey badger, how much payday can we have?' "Only a spoonful!" (comically large spoon is released) yes my greed has been satisfied

@grimm254

3 жыл бұрын

“Released”

@lesig1297

3 жыл бұрын

Large spoon patch 2.83

@frostwolf3254

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@Corsair2092gaming

3 жыл бұрын

@@grimm254 spoon.

@lynnmcneely7549

3 жыл бұрын

Spoon Goon

"People were born after 2000? That shit aint real" Me: *disintegrates*

@karelpgbr

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@TheEmeraldSword04

3 жыл бұрын

You where actually born several years prior, but your legal and physical age hasn't changed a bit.

@stocking_simp4825

3 жыл бұрын

Ah shit *also disintegrates*

@droidmaker7932

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh, I’m from 2004. He doesn’t think we existed.

@TheEmeraldSword04

3 жыл бұрын

@@droidmaker7932 I'm 2004 too, and I don't exist.

12:52 I can just imagine Dallas having an insane supply of his own masks in different colors and textures on his wardrobe.

@SirFooplesTheThird

9 ай бұрын

Sydney making the umpteenth Dallas mask. "Fucking Dallas"

@charliedulol

7 ай бұрын

"no, no, no, no, eeeh no, no, no- wait go back, actually yes!" hours later: "i should have picked the second one..."

@ThePuff18

2 ай бұрын

Nah he just keeps them in his pocket

5:19 it's hilarious that they are basically pointing and laughing at a bulldozer like a group 19th century English men in a fight surrounding a lone guy

@__Insanity_

10 ай бұрын

England throughout most of Human history... Until the victims fight back

@user-it4lq3zx5d

8 ай бұрын

@@__Insanity_ OMG THE PRECURE ARE HERE 6:29

@cellijel_crpsmtm

4 ай бұрын

THE BUFFON IF FLUMMOXED

@ToastersToastToast

2 ай бұрын

the buffoon is flummoxed

Badger: “Vietnam Veteran Venom” Venom: *Eddie, THEY’RE IN THE TREES!!*

@thedoomplayer5377

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh, i automaticaly read that in Venoms voice XD

@cudo.gameaguardian9311

3 жыл бұрын

Forten sun intensefeies

@ShadowBorn-hr8dl

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@TheHauptmann

3 жыл бұрын

*painted black intensifies*

@ragemasteryt3220

3 жыл бұрын

Excuse me, i think the word you're looking for is Ve'nam

"My spoon's too big..." -Old Klingon Proverb

@MustangVirtualAerobatics

3 жыл бұрын

Hello there

@diegoizaguirre3452

3 жыл бұрын

Yay new video

@elflordyt6830

3 жыл бұрын

No

@mustafasattar8452

3 жыл бұрын

yay new vid soon btw love the vids from iraq

@Nimbus_The_Slut

3 жыл бұрын

Eyy

Remember, you can buy a comically large spoon irl, which means if you really wanted to pull of a irl payday you can buy a custom comically large spoon and use it

@insanitygaming1526

Жыл бұрын

I can't find it online

@Djammin14

Жыл бұрын

@@insanitygaming1526 why you looking for it lol

@MethGoose

Жыл бұрын

you can also buy a glock and do real life payday that way

@insanitygaming1526

Жыл бұрын

@@Djammin14 my goals are beyond your understanding

@Djammin14

Жыл бұрын

@@insanitygaming1526 understandable, have a nice day!

I will live and die for the line: "THE BUFFOON IS FLUMMOXED!"

I love how they’re such good buddies with the voice actor of Mozzie where they can just casually call him Martin

@kuyagab4444

3 жыл бұрын

Fucking chad moments

@yourfunniboi423

3 жыл бұрын

Fucking chad moments

@enderiox5480

3 жыл бұрын

Fucking chad moments

@connorhough4660

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, it's pretty great.

@bobbyhicks6988

3 жыл бұрын

Do you agree with a comically large Dallas mask

Everyone else’s heist: *incoherent shrieks* Badgers heists: *C L O A M K E R*

@timmyg8888

3 жыл бұрын

*Bulldomzer* Oh! I think... *Captain Wimters*

@birdyboy3483

3 жыл бұрын

Spemcer

@saulgoodmanbutnotreally1527

3 жыл бұрын

Clom

@foxflyer3035

3 жыл бұрын

Geumce

@SomeD00D01

3 жыл бұрын

Beautiful

if you look closely. that medic does not dissapear at 3:35, he very comically ragdolls his ass to the moon.

@jaxonmckay3504

Жыл бұрын

Man just said “I must go my planet need me!”

@spectravian

9 ай бұрын

"I must go, some special units need me."

@BreakMyAnkles346

2 ай бұрын

Bro took the ✌️🧔🏿‍♂️ meme seriously

If anyone wants to know what the error message says when the Buldozer despawns at 5:51 , it’s “Bulldozer has crashed. Bulldozer is pretty much done with this day so he is heading out. Please restart the thermal drill” As soon as I realized that, I laughed out loud! XD

"how y'all feel about green beans ?" Twitch : "wait, that's illegal" *Literal pornography* Twitch : "this is fine"

@TFSPY962

3 жыл бұрын

Dr pepper, that would be a good name for a scientist in a scp breach

@alexisbagacina6401

3 жыл бұрын

Hella true twitch is just a simp fck

@itsahalmar1853

3 жыл бұрын

Green Beans coffee?

@Realdinger88

3 жыл бұрын

under cough "anility"

@fluke7506

3 жыл бұрын

@@Realdinger88 armouranth is worse

*Guy walks toward you with a spoon* “Please don’t, I’m scared” “You should be.”

@famishedningen3509

3 жыл бұрын

For I am the end.

@LordDeathwing17

3 жыл бұрын

“Please! PLEASE I HAVE A FAMILY!!!” “I know. THEY’RE NEXT.”

@famishedningen3509

3 жыл бұрын

@@LordDeathwing17 Y E S

"One of those psychos just toke out one of ours with a SPOON!" You could tell this to someone and that would summarize payday 2 for them.

@KamenRiderRaiden

Жыл бұрын

Followed by "Does that maniac have a FUCKIN *_SAW?!_* "

@aweirdgamer-rm5jt

10 ай бұрын

Why is this so true, Payday 2 is so incredibly dumb, but immensely fun

“Bulldozer is pretty much done with this whole f-ing day so he is heading out” made me laugh so hard I gave myself a cramp

when I saw the comically large spoon I just knew this video was coming

@justadudewithathumb1802

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@Crashman-1005

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@themango9145

3 жыл бұрын

Well all did

@theepicjs5541

3 жыл бұрын

Is dat that one guy who plays with that Irish guy

@MrMan-vs8zf

3 жыл бұрын

YOO

"911 what's your emergency?" "The bank is being robbed and assaulted by guys with large spoons!" "Okay sir the police is on the way." "I AM THE POLICE."

@darrenart2263

3 жыл бұрын

@MaximillianMus r/swoosh

@loretus3512

3 жыл бұрын

@@darrenart2263 thats...not how that works

@darrenart2263

3 жыл бұрын

@@loretus3512 Oh I'm sorry. R/woosh.

@YataTheFifteenth

3 жыл бұрын

@@darrenart2263 that's still not how that works.

@CrowderHatingConservative

3 жыл бұрын

@@YataTheFifteenth r/swhooshish

5:37 Idk, there's just something so amusing about seeing a cloaker with a massive sombrero. Maybe its that for an enemy that's supposed to be stealthy and dexterous, a sombrero is the worst thing to have.

@rinkothelad

6 ай бұрын

It’s like Raiden’s disguise in Mexico just being him in a sombrero and a poncho.

Fun (apparently false, see replys) fact about the spoon of gold: It has such high concealment, the only thing more concealed than it is fists, thats right, fists give you one higher concealment than the hulking spoon of gold, so along with it being an instant kill on unarmored guards, and being silent, it's PERFECT for a stealth build

@Nosyyy

Жыл бұрын

That’s absolutely not true, over half the melees have 30 base concealment, the absolute max you can acquire without the use of skills. Although the spoon is fun in stealth, it’s not the second best melee for concealment, not by a long shot.

@squishmellow3

Жыл бұрын

@@Nosyyy I mean, my stealth build which normally has 4 concealment, only goes down to 3 when i equip the fists instead of the spoon

@Nosyyy

Жыл бұрын

@@squishmellow3 That's due to the high concealment of your other weapons counteracting the concealment loss on your melee slot, most melees would keep you at 3 concealment.

@squishmellow3

Жыл бұрын

@@Nosyyy good to know, i shall now edit my misinformed comment

@Nosyyy

Жыл бұрын

@@MadWatcher oh I’d take loud over stealth any day, but stealth is nice for infamy grinding or when you’re alone

"Hey bank how much money can i get" "Only a spoonful" (comically large spoon is released) MONEY

@IcchiNutz

3 жыл бұрын

I heard that reverb

@dreamwalker4884

3 жыл бұрын

M U N E E

@riceironi3961

3 жыл бұрын

International bank of MONEE

@cliffmace

3 жыл бұрын

@@riceironi3961 *m o n a y*

@Tom_K

3 жыл бұрын

The United Bank of MONEY.

Robs bank with spoon: You take a sip from your trusty vault 13 canteen

@asolomon7402

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@destroyer_fletcher7415

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@JustSomeViper

3 жыл бұрын

Si

@nashtebelak466

3 жыл бұрын

Indeed

@itslucatime

3 жыл бұрын

Absolutely

6:01 that Cloaker is getting the taste of his own medicine.

It’s always what da dallas doin, not how dallas doin… 13:09

"these videos take a month to make" Oh no, he's turning into Womble

@Guardian-of-Light137

3 жыл бұрын

Hey at least the content is high quality.

@VictorDude98

3 жыл бұрын

@@Guardian-of-Light137 Yeah but Womble fell off after a while, let's hope god emperor Aldi Gump doesn't do the same

@armas2k193

3 жыл бұрын

@@VictorDude98 nah womble still the goat

@justcallmedj9264

3 жыл бұрын

The calloooooout

@VictorDude98

3 жыл бұрын

@@armas2k193 agree to disagree then, his newer videos just don’t hit like the older ones.

Badger just described his own content when talking about the spoon: So good, so satisfying, and so stupid, all at the same time. 🤣

@kaltsalat7495

2 жыл бұрын

all in one sentence

@capybara9521

2 жыл бұрын

@@kaltsalat7495 bruh

3:36) what the hell badger hit him so hard that he spaghetti manned into another dimension😂 like literally once you see the spaghetti man you can’t unsee it. Also I can’t believe badger didn’t catch that, he just thought the dude despawned

Love how you can hear Heavenly practically pissing himself in the background at 11:47

Conspiracy theorist: "The Moon landings were fake" Big brain counter theory: "You believe in the Moon?"

@vaulthunterfromterra4053

3 жыл бұрын

You see a moon, I see a giant space station

@ryanchong9965

3 жыл бұрын

@@vaulthunterfromterra4053 You say space station. I say dinner plate.

@sumrandomseal694

3 жыл бұрын

@@ryanchong9965 you say plate, I say comically large spoon.

@trialsvol2989

3 жыл бұрын

@@sumrandomseal694 You say spoon, I say fork

@FrostedFlakes

3 жыл бұрын

@@trialsvol2989 You say fork, I say spork

This reminds me of an old D&D campaign my dad told me about. He said that his party was fighting a god, and the god requested a parlay when one of the party members ran at him with a carpet. When they asked the reason the god said "If something defies logic, there must be a much higher chance of it killing me than traditional arms and armor." The god was right in the fact that the carpet was a carpet of smothering that got buffed by another god giving blessings to the players. If the carpet hit, there is no save, no spells, no powers, and no strength that can break free from it until the word is spoken to release it.

@kingninja4977

3 жыл бұрын

comically large rug

@mcdowneywhite279

3 жыл бұрын

Actually mortified because of a carpet

@unstable875

3 жыл бұрын

I'm going to rush you with a carpet God: *sharp inhale* welp guess I'm fucked

@et1033

3 жыл бұрын

"If it looks stupid, be afraid of it."

@xanderschwartz9864

3 жыл бұрын

@@unstable875 To be fair, the character also had the invulnerable coat of arnd, which has the side effect of making the player character think they are unable to be killed.

7:47 I don't know why but I laughed way too hard seeing the roach literally being vaporized by fire

5:38 Everyone gangsta till cloaker starts speaking Spanish

@knavethejellhog3303

9 ай бұрын

What does he say I don't understand Spanish

PD2 developers : *"You think you guys can just bully us to add spoons and just walk away?"* Badger & friends : *_"Yeah"_*

@DarkTiger83

3 жыл бұрын

PD2 developers: Understandable, have a nice day, also please buy payday 2? XD

@loganhermann8313

3 жыл бұрын

Nonono, understandable, here’s a gold-plated comically large spoon for murdering a bunch of police and swat officers

Badger : "Bullying Gets Results" Highschool Jocks : "words to live by"

@m00nyin82

3 жыл бұрын

Yup, results like suicide/mass shooting.

@birdyboy3483

3 жыл бұрын

@@m00nyin82 Exactly

@RyanCooperEN

3 жыл бұрын

@@m00nyin82 This is called clearing

@Tinygreysamurai

3 жыл бұрын

It's just sanitising society from the unfit.

@onelastdawn9991

3 жыл бұрын

Yea not really

Payday gang: how much blood shed can we do Cops:only a spoon full Payday gang: pull out 4 comicly large spoons Cops: well s**t

It’s only a matter of time until he makes a Payday 3 video now.

"Can i cook some meth?" *"Only a spoonful."*

@michalsniadala1667

3 жыл бұрын

meth more like haroin

@DxBlack

3 жыл бұрын

What the dog doin'?

@timmyg8888

3 жыл бұрын

@@therussianbadger350 hello, AI

@martinosborne4703

3 жыл бұрын

*Breaking Bad theme intensifies*

@andyfriederichsen

3 жыл бұрын

@MaximillianMus Stop.

"Dig to China like you were told you could as a kid. Hopefully you don't experience any human rights violations on the way down." Oh my god I love this channel.

@catlover-db1rj

3 жыл бұрын

Well it's treu

@markusallen6818

3 жыл бұрын

//Police assault in progress//

@rasbparri81

3 жыл бұрын

@@markusallen6818 under appreciated lul I just put 2 in 2 together

@Mygg_Jeager

3 жыл бұрын

Welcome to the cult B R Ø T H E R

@starman825

3 жыл бұрын

Hmm true

1:43 At least Badger was honest about it.

I have officially changed my profile picture to clomker and I don't regret it

@Choujifangirl

Жыл бұрын

You absolutely did, that is amazing 🤣

Having Dallas dancing like a clown with the text "I'm rasing money for kids with cancer" next to it is the kind of content I'm here for

@Basil_liy

3 жыл бұрын

👁👄👁

@braindeadgaming808

3 жыл бұрын

I feel so bad for laughing for 5 minutes at that

@noahdetloff3997

3 жыл бұрын

Timestamp pliz

@harrogeorge7878

3 жыл бұрын

@@noahdetloff3997 end of the video, but I expect you have already seen it considering I said this 3 hours after you.

@Nah-NoNeed_

3 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of Kevin riding a banana in a hot tub saying “it’s for the children”

"Tell me about the rabbits, George" just hit me like that spoon did to all the dozers

@camerongooch9606

3 жыл бұрын

Worst bit of jail bait I ever seen.

@deaconthefox132

3 жыл бұрын

Bro my aunt told me about that story

@xxlymedisease793

3 жыл бұрын

Of Clowns and Cops… 🤧

@dudewholikescheese7892

3 жыл бұрын

That was a good book

@crazymonkey9332

3 жыл бұрын

ikr i got nostalgic

If you can bully overkill into adding a spoon then you can bully them to add mozzie as a character DLC

@AtomicAlchemist

Жыл бұрын

No amount of bullying is gonna bypass copyright laws sadly

@OJWizzard

Жыл бұрын

@@AtomicAlchemist damn you copyright laws!!

@Choujifangirl

Жыл бұрын

@@AtomicAlchemist yeah that’s what I was going to say that would be actually really funny but sadly that’s just not going to happen🤷🏼‍♀️😔

I LOVE the editing yall do absolutely makes me cry laughing every time.

6:30 The idea that the Payday gang get so good at heists that they flat out ORDER PIZZA during the act of ROBBING A BANK kills me.

@ilimuninati4929

2 жыл бұрын

The question is, would they let the pizza be a heister?

@lazyer0511

2 жыл бұрын

@@ilimuninati4929 it's just mozzie with his pizza helmet as his mask

@ilimuninati4929

2 жыл бұрын

@@lazyer0511 Perfect.

@consoleguy647

2 жыл бұрын

@@lazyer0511 we need to see that in payday 3 mozzie character pack, pizzaboy perk deck themed around pizza and incendiaries because, you know, cooking the pizza like federal agents

@mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798

2 жыл бұрын

@@lazyer0511 "Ayo, the pizza here!" Dozer gets run over by mozzie on a dirt bike

Bajur: Wants a spoon that has been deemed to brutal for warfare Almir Listo: You had me at spoon

'tell me about the rabbits, george' i didn't think THIS of all videos would make me almost cry but we can't all have what we want.

“You call this resisting arrest!!” Badger: No, WE CALL THIS SPOOOOOONNNNN *half of the police force died that day, God bless comically large spoon*

“This thing hits like the second shot of the vaccine” -russianbadger circa 2021

@IamaPERSON

3 жыл бұрын

Wait, is the second vaccine shot actually like that? Because I haven't even had the first one.

@theranger7924

3 жыл бұрын

@@IamaPERSON yep. Its makes you feel like shit for a while

@ivanfromtheeast4709

3 жыл бұрын

@@IamaPERSON the second hit of the vaccine hits harder than the disease itself

@lordofcups78

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah just got the second dose like 5 minutes ago I’ll tell y’all if I’m dead for a couple days

@anishrastogi4228

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah I got the first one and my arm hurt like a bitch (different side effects for every person such as fatigue or fever or no side effects) for the next two days. The nurse who administered it said the second one will cause more side effects. Don’t let that discourage you from getting vaccinated tho. :)

I am so for Martin joining badger’s group permanently. He bounces off them so well.

@Nightmareprinny

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, he is a blessing~

@codwarhero9883

2 жыл бұрын

When Martin said that he didn’t see any Milky Ways, I don’t know if it was a joke or not, but I think he was referring to the chocolate bar, and Badger was thinking of the galaxy.

@jacksonbrackeen720

2 жыл бұрын

@@codwarhero9883 is that like the mcu where that shit in the sky

@lukefurno1151

2 жыл бұрын

Martin for Payday 3

@Jsay18

2 жыл бұрын

Every group needs an old man to round it out.

I just love how badger is putting all the time and effort into the making of his videos with funny moments. I gotta say, this is highly epik

14:22 “Wait a minute- I WANT PEOPLE TO PLAY PAYCHECK 2-“

"Hey, can i get some ammo?" "Only a mag full" *pulls out comically large mag*

@daunteconnor9851

3 жыл бұрын

this needs to have more likes lol

@jetstreamattano4176

3 жыл бұрын

Who wants some ammo bro

@failuretv814

3 жыл бұрын

@@jetstreamattano4176 Since when did our drones become competent?

@slashedheart4256

3 жыл бұрын

@@failuretv814 Somebody ask for some ammo bro?

@der_saftmon

3 жыл бұрын

We need this in Payday 2 now

"Hey fanbase, how much DLCs can I sell you?" "Only one" (Comically overpriced DLC)

@spacedout4061

3 жыл бұрын

You can get all dlcs for 30 bucks lol

@rustyshiv6788

3 жыл бұрын

Comically overpriced dlc? Is this EA?

@DominikMaslyk

3 жыл бұрын

@@rustyshiv6788 No

@C_Papi

3 жыл бұрын

@@rustyshiv6788 what a shame

@IamaPERSON

3 жыл бұрын

@@C_Papi *lip smack* "what a horrible way to die"

I genuinely cannot imagine Grouse without immediately thinking of the red white blue mask on a pd2 model

6:43. I CANTTTTTTT-

Green beans is a slur against the kids who sat out during gym class in middle school, which makes up the entire twitch moderation team

@agentAR67

3 жыл бұрын

I hope this is fact coz that shits funny af

@lukedeakin7124

3 жыл бұрын

I thought those were String Beans

@ampleamountsofdeoffe

3 жыл бұрын

XD

@itol2201

3 жыл бұрын

@@lukedeakin7124 I like to think that Green Beans and String Beans are almost synonymous for most people.

@HumanMarine

3 жыл бұрын

Oi, don't insult me by calling me a twitch mod

3:03 I love how grouse just goes, "RATTLE EM BOYS GEGEGEGEGEGEGEGEGE" like a fuckin 1920's skeleton mobster

@slicerdicer3650

2 жыл бұрын

I see what you did there

@Badbhoys

2 жыл бұрын

Ye ino it was hilarious

@jackalofmidnight5325

2 жыл бұрын

I can't unthink this damn you random

@cumshitman0420

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/da2ay6eCnq7IhbA.html

@kalebreed6363

2 жыл бұрын

@@jackalofmidnight5325 Look up rattle em boys and see the arm animation. Then you'll never unsee it.

“What are you gonna do with these nukes” “Eh don’t worry about it” Bro explained vlad

16:55 "I will give you my all, pretty- *dies*"

16:03 i like how badger ALMOST FORGOT that he helps kids with cancer

@mrbigbobuxbusinessthe3rdes444

2 жыл бұрын

He forgor

@aggroash7717

2 жыл бұрын

@@mrbigbobuxbusinessthe3rdes444 *dies of unfunny*

@mrbigbobuxbusinessthe3rdes444

2 жыл бұрын

@@aggroash7717 ok anime pfp

@iamafuckingfailure

2 жыл бұрын

The power of the spoon

@laughytaps

2 жыл бұрын

@@aggroash7717 k

Badger: *sees a shotgun Badger: "Is this a Mossberg 500?"

@OperatorKevlar

3 жыл бұрын

I Dont ge the joke.

@a_plague_doctor2393

3 жыл бұрын

“American, powerful, reliable, American, and most importantly American”

@a_plague_doctor2393

3 жыл бұрын

@@OperatorKevlar it’s because that shotgun was not a Mossberg

@essaerae_g

3 жыл бұрын

@@OperatorKevlar every time Badger uses a shotgun, he calls it a Mossberg 500; even when it's clearly not

@blue-raptor4017

3 жыл бұрын

@@a_plague_doctor2393 “i’ve got 46 more shell’s in this five round magazine” Gus J.

Geuce: how y’all think about green beans? Twitch: ima end this man whole career

I just got done watching the green mile, I open up KZread and the first thing I see “Clowns robbing banks with spoons”. Badger living the shitpost life to the fullest

"Yall like green beans?" Twitch: "He knows too much, get him!"

@HAWK_6155

3 жыл бұрын

*"Rattle 'em, boys!"*

@natecondy6209

3 жыл бұрын

That’s 100 rounds of pure democracy

@yoboipaxt0n_lit57

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh green beans are illegal on twitch

@jordigerards

2 жыл бұрын

Its probably not allowed because its a question instead of a prediction

@charliepinger3246

2 жыл бұрын

Bully dev for kingpin

YES FINALLY HE RETURNED WITH THE SPOON

@that_one_guy9142

3 жыл бұрын

Only a spoon fool

@judahhazan8521

3 жыл бұрын

The spoon

@thishandleisntavailable303

3 жыл бұрын

YESSSS

@kryptic9424

3 жыл бұрын

S P O O N

@Ice-Cream-9009

3 жыл бұрын

*grabs Spoon*

Can't wait for Badger to play upcoming Payday 3!

I still love using the Comically Large Golden Spoon in Payday 2 VR, it’s amazing! XD

"Yo dawg, can I get a cut?" "Only a spoonful!" ...

@edwardbaez3940

3 жыл бұрын

*Badge proceeds to take out 24K comically large spoon*

@damemepanda4277

3 жыл бұрын

“Hey Bain can I have a nuclear war head” “Only a spoonful” …

"I wonder what degenerates are doing with Lady Dimitresce?" Russianbadger:

@rhysraymond5976

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh

@OrificeHorus

3 жыл бұрын

"This is what dying feels like. Gonna catch me ridin' dirty-"

Grouse: i shot him with a Glock he couldn’t have died. Badger two seconds later: two glocks

The Finals: Write that down. WRITE THAT DOWN!!!

"The video is about a comically large spoon, not a comically large woman" - Badger 2021

@thunderbolt4494

3 жыл бұрын

*sad simping noises*

@MagnusTonitrum117

3 жыл бұрын

her jiggle when she first appears in the vid tho

@AM.FLASHY

3 жыл бұрын

Large woman:IMMA KILL U

@Jacob-zk1jy

3 жыл бұрын

*later shows a comically large Joe Biden and comically small Jimmy Carter*

@andyfriederichsen

3 жыл бұрын

@MaximillianMus Stop. Get a life.

The next dlc's gonna be breaking into badger's house n confiscating his motion tracking 😂

@charliepinger3246

2 жыл бұрын

Bully dev for kingpin

@toenail5674

2 жыл бұрын

Lord listo will definitely add that

@Sun_Disciple456

2 жыл бұрын

Nah it’s gonna be a heist for badger he’s gonna tell you to rob KZread headquarters

@jah24car

2 жыл бұрын

Cloaker shows up: you call that resisting arrest I call this a difficulty tweak.

@moyai7699

2 жыл бұрын

Ngl they probably would do this

I love how Badger’s idea of casual initially is just another suit but with inverted colors.

11:00 There are people that can legally drink in america that were born after 2000.

"Can I get some money?" "Only a spoonful." (pulls out comically large spoon, plated in gold and smacks the other guy so hard it sets him on fire)

@TFSPY962

3 жыл бұрын

Is that a drip npc from half life and garries mod as your profile picture? Because that's epic

@rebelliccanadianpilot6513

3 жыл бұрын

@@TFSPY962 You know it, Male_07 Drip

@drake.2639

3 жыл бұрын

i know male_07 drip when i see it baby

"Hey badger can we have some shit post?" "only a spoonful" *Comically large spoon appears from the depths*

@ConnonBallk7

3 жыл бұрын

Truth is, the spoon was here from the start

@SupernaturalDetective

3 жыл бұрын

@@ConnonBallk7 bonks you on the head

@YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

3 жыл бұрын

Halo theme plays

9:38 if anyones confused about the Milky Way bit. In Australia we have a pretty good chocolate bar called "Milky Way".

I’ve watched this 17min vid 10 times, it’s literally so enjoyable to watch

"how many hints did you give the devs?" "only a spoonful!" *pulls out comically large spoon *

* Hears sirens in the distance* Aye yo, the pizza is coming.

@timmyg8888

3 жыл бұрын

🤣

@unwantedperson1137

3 жыл бұрын

*hears banging on the door* The pizzas here!

@jahvonramirez7687

3 жыл бұрын

America 100

12:13 laugh as BFG Division get closer

Richard Watterson’s mortal terror at seeing a robber holding a spoon is now completely and entirely justified.

@deathfrog3359

4 ай бұрын

He's got a SPOON!!!!

Badger: "Hey how many nukes do you want?" Payday: "only a spoonful!"

@Crusade6539

3 жыл бұрын

Wha-?

@cobrastudios5935

3 жыл бұрын

@@Crusade6539 yes

@buckyboy3711

3 жыл бұрын

@@Crusade6539 yes

@YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

3 жыл бұрын

@@Crusade6539 y e s

@Crusade6539

3 жыл бұрын

Wait somebody deleted my comment or something

I'm finally playing Payday 2. I WAS A FOOL NOT TO SOONER!

"I swear to god...Almir Listo will definitely add that if we bully him enough" . Remember Therussianbadger's words, "Bullying gets results"

Badger: “We bullied Almir Listo into adding in a comically large spoon.” Also Badger: “C L O N K E R .”

@orinb8654

3 жыл бұрын

No its clomker!

@YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

3 жыл бұрын

Both of you are wrong its cloamker

@YourAverageSpelunker

3 жыл бұрын

C L O A M K E R *

@StealthTheFoxz

3 жыл бұрын

I've got your spoonful right fuckin' here!

I love how proud he looks with himself after he rips the garand ping

@charliepinger3246

2 жыл бұрын

Bully dev for kingpin

Badger is the kind of person that say things that you havr to experience it YOURSELF to understand the joke

Don't forget that twitch once thought "how y'all feel about green beans" offensive.

Twitch streamer: "blinks" Twitch HQ: you weren't supposed to do that

@ajminadhimi8985

3 жыл бұрын

*Male twitch streamer

@stylishniggachannel4763

3 жыл бұрын

@@ajminadhimi8985 we live in a society

@ajminadhimi8985

3 жыл бұрын

@@stylishniggachannel4763 Beef

I love how whenever he does a VR tracking shot, he is always killing brutaly surrounded by bodies

@stoinkydoinky4583

3 жыл бұрын

his presence kills them

Unrelated to Payday 2 but Arkham Knight Scarecrow is one of my favorite Batman villain iterations ever

5:51bro left the server cause theres 4 guys having a large frickin spoon

“How y’all feel about green-“ *This message was not compliable with twitch guidelines*

@papacheese6823

3 жыл бұрын

You have been band from Ubisoft forms

@TRAUMACRE

3 жыл бұрын

@@papacheese6823 we

@BCman03_

3 жыл бұрын

@@papacheese6823 Banned** (Wanna help you out a bit)

@Starman062

3 жыл бұрын

@@TRAUMACRE oui

@Edgelord-rn9he

3 жыл бұрын

How is asking about Green Beans offensive? Does it offend the Green Beans community?

" Hey bank employee, can I have some money ? " " yeah sure badger, only a spoonful " *comically large spoon*

This is my favorite era of badger its not to refined but not to rough hes got a genrwl idea of what hes doing i call this era the nostalgic era sinsw this is when me and brother wwtched him before we went on to other types of content

7:48 The cockroach getting reduced to atoms is something else.