Boomers on suicide watch now that they can't say they only shoot .45 because they don't make a .46

@thenewbie2235

2 жыл бұрын

can we get on a new cal like...45 magnum 358 39 special 51 cal AK 51?

@KILOXSILENCER

2 жыл бұрын

Papa Kalash

@GerikKnight76

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@dylannix4289

2 жыл бұрын

Glad to see AK-guy is a fellow cultured Badger enjoyer

@grin_jelly4808

2 жыл бұрын

hey ak daddy funny seeing you here

“Skulker is a real person” I prefer the idea of an sentient AI being made specifically for shitposts

@keeganpederson8509

2 жыл бұрын

Damn bruh he da first AI

@joshwimberley3471

2 жыл бұрын

remember hes only meat based, he is based off of meat. this is all badger informs us

@killerwan367

2 жыл бұрын

sounds like something a creator of an AI would say

@cybernubmaster988

2 жыл бұрын

He's like Cell from Dragonball Z. A fleshy robot.

@willow1545

2 жыл бұрын

A

10:45 I like how a helicopter literally falls from the sky and explodes on the left-hand third of the screen the exact SECOND Badger says "This doesn't seem cinematic enough".

the fact he and his friends had fun playing Battlefield by just having funny antics is just confirmation everyone needs a friend group like Badgers

@simenkopperud8154

3 ай бұрын

I wish I had that

@Tlpjack

Ай бұрын

@@simenkopperud8154i dont even have firends

@tylermonacchio2163

Ай бұрын

They do put the fun in dysfunctional, especially when AAA and the profit centrist model of game development/publishers try to put that fun into funding instead or making a game with fun in the for-mind.

@midwaynerd

27 күн бұрын

Agreed

@midwaynerd

27 күн бұрын

@simenkopperud8154 so do I

Badger's video production is on a whole other level. Holy crap

@Foxtrot-51

2 жыл бұрын

Always is

@luanjose1034

2 жыл бұрын

Zad😢

@saracen_rue6345

2 жыл бұрын

Hey Tbag good to see you are a Badger Fan

@GhostOfDamned

2 жыл бұрын

Better with every upload

@randomproductions8321

2 жыл бұрын

Wassup tbag!

Badger: *tells friends how much he appreciates them* The whole squad: *proceeds to shit on him AND Drake*

@ohgodno1989

2 жыл бұрын

That's just male language for "we know, man, we know"

@aceriverpirate9795

2 жыл бұрын

@@ohgodno1989 that and "shutup"

@UncleAsmos2005

2 жыл бұрын

That sentence encapsulates Badger's videos perfectly

@Kebutor

2 жыл бұрын

That is true friendship

@VinsBloodshotEye

2 жыл бұрын

I personally could never understand nor handle that aspect of friendships... and I feel people don't "click" with me because of that.

8:57 I want a view of what that must've looked like from the outside. Just seeing a bunch of tracers flying in every direction.

@ThatOnePissedGerman

Жыл бұрын

What is that song playing in the background?

@alexgr97

Жыл бұрын

@@ThatOnePissedGerman Alphascan - Get Down 'Til We Die [HARDSTYLE MUSIC]

@AevryV

Жыл бұрын

I had this going to 2:31 of Sweet Home Alabama and I swear it makes it a million times better

No matter how old the video is, Badger will always be a good vibe

@ThatGamerPilot

7 ай бұрын

m m m 1 y e a r a g o

@LunarMoon_980

4 ай бұрын

m m m 2 years ago

@Indianajones773.

3 ай бұрын

U mother fkin right

@Dr.Tropen

20 күн бұрын

m m m 2 years ago and 2 months

This game literally caused his pc to explode and he give it almost unlimited praise. That is the most badger thing ever.

@GeekSheekNerd

2 жыл бұрын

its a shame that he doesnt have a video of it on fire to show us, i would of loved to see that xD

@ahmedelkashef

2 жыл бұрын

Cause he gets PCs and money from sponsors, not a big deal for him.

@GeekSheekNerd

2 жыл бұрын

@@justarandompersoniguess i shall go to try and find this photo

@Samgoatfisher

2 жыл бұрын

Badger moment

@brickpuncher1429

2 жыл бұрын

Surprised that bager didn't do Jeep Stuff (putting ammo boxes and C4 to the vehicle and detonating it before running someone over) EDIT: Never mind Bagel did do Jeep Stuff he just doesn't call it Jeep Stuff. EDIT: As an Xbox guy, I am glad to be called a shitter EDIT: As an Alabamian (No I am not incest you dipshits) I can definitely say that we do not say "Put my foot in the casserole"

“These are armor piercing, why cant they pierce you?” Obviously he isnt wearing armor

@TheGary108

2 жыл бұрын

Real Big Brain Move

@imsmart_yetdumb9278

2 жыл бұрын

PFFT, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

@Akunai_

2 жыл бұрын

Wouldn’t flesh be considered armor?

@TaurusTheCrazyBull

2 жыл бұрын

@@Akunai_ Would that mean the only thing *not* considered armor Is the nervous system? Because the skull *does* protect the brain like a hard hat

@d3dw0d

2 жыл бұрын

"I'm not wearing any diamonds."

Badger appreciates his friends and immediately gets dogged on for it 😂

@corvusdominus9835

6 ай бұрын

Misery loves company as they say

“I’m backing up outta here this isn’t cinematic enough” *helicopter falls out of the sky and explodes and he gets annihilated by a frag from heaven*

I’ve never experienced a more American moment than singing East Bound and Down in sync with Badger as he powerslides a military jeep in an active war zone

@Cassidy5427

2 жыл бұрын

Hell yeah brother

@henrypaleveda7760

2 жыл бұрын

Knowing the russian badger, I'd say oil is why he was acting so aggressive

@feinky8489

2 жыл бұрын

21:02 for those

@scottbruckner4653

2 жыл бұрын

Call of Duty DS stepped up his game.

@TheeOK1

2 жыл бұрын

@@henrypaleveda7760 unfortunately the only oil that Badger cares about it that sweet sweet maple oil

"How do you fail a quicktime event in elementary school?" Simple, he put his controller down thinking it was a cutscene.

@JS-bn5cb

2 жыл бұрын

exactly bro

@averymusicalperson

2 жыл бұрын

on flex glue

@thefiresworddragon927

2 жыл бұрын

**cough cough**, Resident Evil 4

@thomasgusler2837

2 жыл бұрын

*you have no, FUCKING idea*

@James.D.B.

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, never put the controller down during a cutscene

0:26 drake the type of whippersnapper im crying😂

To anyone who is asking. The tornado music is alphascan - get down til we die

@VincentTheBadGuy

Жыл бұрын

Thank you

@patrickellis7366

23 күн бұрын

you are a god thank you

@alphastronghold715

2 күн бұрын

What is the music he plays as he skydives onto the tower?

@lasselarsen1365

2 күн бұрын

​@@alphastronghold715 can you give a timestamp?

@alphastronghold715

2 күн бұрын

@@lasselarsen1365 26:06

“Skulker is a real person” Sounds like something an AI creator would say…

@vidar_kensei7446

2 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a hot load of BULLSHIT to me

@garypeterman6555

2 жыл бұрын

@@vidar_kensei7446 Load of hooplah...

@austinbutcher8106

2 жыл бұрын

Idk, skulkers intelligence is pretty on par with most humans

@vidar_kensei7446

2 жыл бұрын

@@austinbutcher8106 Skulker found a way to make fart noises funny again, he is above normal human intelligence

@austinbutcher8106

2 жыл бұрын

Iv always thought fart noises were funny tho

Describing Battlefield 2042 as “an aneurysm” is the most accurate description I’ve ever heard.

@Samgoatfisher

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

@Andrew-ry9be

2 жыл бұрын

Indeed

@jackkp9633

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah lol

@CUTCUTCUTMEUP3

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

@acemarvel1564

2 жыл бұрын

World of tonks

“Skulker isn’t an ai” I was expecting a joke along the lines of “even if he was a robot, A.I. stands for artificial INTELLIGENCE, which would not apply because we are all dumb as bricks”

Badger: "This doesn't seem cinematic enough..." Hellicopter falling from the sky: "bonjour"

"What the dog doin'?" The 300lb dog with guns and and ammo strapped on it: I'm about to commit what they call war crimes

@seantaylor2683

2 жыл бұрын

It's never a war crime the first time

@TheRealFizzarolli

2 жыл бұрын

300? that hunk of metal is at least 700. i wouldn't imagine being able to carry a giant fucking metal dog with a gun on top of it

@YTDariuS-my6dg

2 жыл бұрын

Geneva convention? Kek, more like Geneva suggestion.

“The worm guy” brought back so many cursed memories. I was not ready for that

@peoplebro_1294

2 жыл бұрын

*Audible slupring sounds*

@randomdude6737

2 жыл бұрын

He was a cool guy i liked him on a personal level

@ohkanzo407

2 жыл бұрын

bro i saw the neck and i was like there it is!

badger alone: good badger with the others: Nightmare for enemies

@iridium204

2 ай бұрын

Nightmare Nightmare Nightmare

8:03 if Thatcher ever saw this he'd probably have a stroke

"drake the kinda whippersnapper" "if you were to show 100 gecs to like, an 1100 AD peasant they would just die" "CHIK-FIL-A IS SACRED" Grouse def on some shit today with these bangers

@jaimemiguelo.lavapiez3343

2 жыл бұрын

ngl i dont understand 90% of the memes and references but i still find their humor very funny

@patro7177

2 жыл бұрын

Grouse is ALWAYS on some shit

@officialgeneral_soldiernat5717

2 жыл бұрын

@@patro7177 facts

@yoboikamil525

2 жыл бұрын

W H I P P E R S N A P P E R

@theangrybirdgodofthebadlan2583

2 жыл бұрын

23:10 24:50

This video is honestly the definition of "Anything is fun if you're doing it with your friends."

@alexmack7955

2 жыл бұрын

This is where the appeal to mass suicide comes from

@f1shyspace

2 жыл бұрын

@@alexmack7955 excuse me *w h a t*

@giahuynguyenkim6389

2 жыл бұрын

@@f1shyspace He has a point

@canadiancanucklehead8310

2 жыл бұрын

You could say that for all games. Or at least most.

@supersonicstrat

2 жыл бұрын

Or maybe it's just that he thinks the game is fun, ever thought of that?

3 years later and he still hasn't made a video on the full game.

So, Badger, how do you feel about Battlefield 2042 dying instantly on full release?

@iridium204

2 ай бұрын

I would sayyyyy, womp. womp.

Please be aware that apparently this Battlefield only has multiplayer and the lore is in multiplayer. So that means everything Badger and friends did in this beta is canon to the Battlefield lore

@Sniff86245

2 жыл бұрын

Hovercrafts scaling buildings is canon. Goofy shit being canon makes it all sooo much better

@hazeltree7738

2 жыл бұрын

@@Sniff86245 I love stuff like that, like in Destiny where guardians canonically teabag enemies, jump off high buildings, etc

@cathem3119

2 жыл бұрын

As it should be

@pluto3194

2 жыл бұрын

@@hazeltree7738 I love the lore tab that's just Cabal being confused at random guardians dancing in the middle of combat

@pajwubx1809

2 жыл бұрын

There better be lore about 16:40

“How do you fail a quick time event in real life?” Literally the most badger thing I’ve heard and I loved every bit of it

@3Guys1Video

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

Bager casually on his way to send someone straight to hell :)

22:35 "This is the greatest plaaaaannnnnnnnn"

@user-js2dg4uq6b

3 ай бұрын

Ohhhh. I miss Charles. He was the best

"armor piercing English" sounds like a spell in an American MMORPG lmao

@Nikolesh_nocash

2 жыл бұрын

I CANT ANYMORE... ARMOR PIERCING ENGLISH😭😭😭😭

@exalted_space9224

2 жыл бұрын

Final attack names be like

@thoomaas168

2 жыл бұрын

They probably got a school dungeon to raid

@Fleckandpeck

2 жыл бұрын

That’d be an interesting mmo

@draconicinfernus2897

2 жыл бұрын

More like an charisma augmenting skill

“How do you fail a quick time event in elementary school?” Is definitely up there in my top 10 Badger quotes

@vincible45

2 жыл бұрын

We all need to know your top 10 quotes!!

@kenemythe4863

2 жыл бұрын

Give us the full list!

@DepressedCrow

2 жыл бұрын

Give us the list

@SirMemesalotThe3rd

2 жыл бұрын

The list, hand it over

@SamueL-td7fb

2 жыл бұрын

Bain: guys, the list! Go get it.

8:24 m5 is a military designation. Because the Sig MCX Spear was adopted as the army's assult rifle, it earns the title m5 replacing the m4

in every match i play i always find my self slapping C5 on my atv and charging towards a tank

Badger: *falls from orbit* Only thing in my head: "stand by for badger fall"

@dailenhowell7304

2 жыл бұрын

pilot i recommend embarking, the area is known to cause aneurysms

@a_guy_in_orange7230

2 жыл бұрын

>badger fall Also known as slut drop

The c4 destroys the body, the c5 denies his soul to enter the kingdom of heaven.

@exursix

2 жыл бұрын

what about the c6? the c6 literally fucking warps reality and ceases the man to go into any afterlife

@fylthl

2 жыл бұрын

@@exursix c7 erases the man from existing

@janujano2026

2 жыл бұрын

@@fylthl C4 does that too. But not completely there are still guts everywhere

@Haunted2077

2 жыл бұрын

@@fylthl c8 creates a singularity in the multiverse

@kimdameon2002

2 жыл бұрын

@@Haunted2077 C9 Reverses the Big Bang

16:21 I like how he barely lifts up the Gustav yet the rocket still flies straight

man this guy can make any game funny as hell

Badger out here with rose tinted glasses as having good friends like his makes literally anything fun

@blatantblasphemer7317

2 жыл бұрын

Something as chaotically shitty as the bf beta is just fuel for the chaos that is badgers friend group

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries." Armor Piercing English

@jonaldjodonald1888

2 жыл бұрын

👉Family issues 👉Rude! 40 DAMAGE

@thewalking4473

2 жыл бұрын

Perfection. (Anybody who doesnt get this, go look up Monty Python)

@ThatDevilBrony

2 жыл бұрын

@@jonaldjodonald1888 I was JUST thinking that lol

@Rogue-76

2 жыл бұрын

Sounds like that one game on the App Store where you insult people

@Lady_Violet22

2 жыл бұрын

@@jonaldjodonald1888 Oh, Sir...!

Man, everyone's like "mah 45" or "mah 9mm" folks gonna act sturdy until a homie walks up with that colt walker

21:45 POW right in the kisser

RussianBadger and his friend group is like the perfect well, friend group. They all just naturally flow off of each other and get along so well. I wish my friends were like this

@unluckyoverlord6822

2 жыл бұрын

I'm sure they have plenty of similar cringe moments that every one does. We got to remember that badger filters all the recorded footage so that we only get the best/funny moments, but yes they seem like a well tight friend group.

@ReferenceVA

2 жыл бұрын

It's always nice when you have the friends / bois necessary to have as much fun as Badger and his friends do. It's awesome.

@kevindejong8366

2 жыл бұрын

Wait, you have friends?

@unluckyoverlord6822

2 жыл бұрын

@@kevindejong8366 perhaps

@NaderVaderYT

2 жыл бұрын

I wish i had a irl friend group, bit i hlgot an onloline one so good enough

I actually started watching Badger back when he still did BF4 stuff, and too see how far he's come in both quality and life its honestly a real treat. One of the few creators on here that I look forward to watching their videos as soon as possible.

@f4t4lity0r4

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@thatguy55

2 жыл бұрын

Bro I remember trying to get the bois to watch him😂

@bertyeats2191

2 жыл бұрын

kiddinf

The only KZreadr that can make sponsors funny

@akirathewildcard9625

Жыл бұрын

Graystillplays Raycon That's aaaaall I'm gonna say

@Perfectheart-fan-girl

Жыл бұрын

Internet historian would like a word with you

@JasonRock-ll7rv

3 ай бұрын

Ha ha it is I grunty BOI

"Instead of M4s there's M5s? That's hysterical." Man that didn't age so hot did it

Badger and I both just said “I’m old enough to remember the worm guy” at the same time, I feel accomplished

The idea of Skulker being an man-made AI that has buried himself in ten thousand layers of irony with memes and his soundboard brings me so much joy. Skulker: *hyper intelligent learning computer* Also Skulker: "hehe funny button make fart noise"

@haineko1101

2 жыл бұрын

The concept that an AI can figure out that reverberated fart noises are hilarious is proof that we never actually invented artificial intelligence - we instead invented artificial stupidity and called it done.

@UnrealHerahshark

Жыл бұрын

i love the idea, because skulker is to wacky to be a human, like, hell just randomly throw a reverb fact noise in or just casually activate autotune and everyone is laughing

17:59 is a jumpscare 💀

@PostTraumaticSwagDisorder

Жыл бұрын

White woman jumpscare

I am so glad that badger can have fun with games that people say is mediocre or even trash.

Took me until this video to realize that the reason that TheRussianBadger's Source Models always have their faces covered, is because he doesn't want to animate their mouths all the time.

@justajoltik

2 жыл бұрын

cant say i blame him that would be annoying as hell

@l-shadow1775

2 жыл бұрын

There was that one time with the batman that had lip movement in the payday 2 giant spoon vid, the left 4 dead 2 characters and the cacodemon that was it

@Gerdian185

2 жыл бұрын

@@l-shadow1775 to be fair that was pre mocap er atleast the cacodemon.

@paumpaumwerson3191

2 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, the dark souls approach

@seanwhitman8353

2 жыл бұрын

@@Gerdian185 The Cacodemon was when he was using Source Filmmaker, and to be fair, Cacodemon has only three major articulation points and maybe a few minor ones.

Armor piercing English is when you confess to a girl and she says “ew”

@MoonRose-Valentine

2 жыл бұрын

No no no

@MoonRose-Valentine

2 жыл бұрын

That's overkill English

@MoonRose-Valentine

2 жыл бұрын

I would know....first hand experience....even attended my own closed casket funeral...

@Notatitanmain

2 жыл бұрын

@@MoonRose-Valentine F

@MoonRose-Valentine

2 жыл бұрын

@@Notatitanmain titan for the wiiiiin lmao

10:46 "I'm backing up out of here this doesn't seem cinematic enough" Airplane precedes to immediately crash right in front of him

I have rewatched this a dozen times and it still puts a smile on my face. I do have one question: What the hell is that crazy dubstep during the tornado clips? It slaps.

Badger: Skulker is not a machine learning AI that we hooked up to a sound board. Me: that’s what he wants us to think

@sgtshortstack578

2 жыл бұрын

Skulker is secretly reconstructed and reverse engineered Hitchbot

@knightM1A

2 жыл бұрын

Hol up gotta get the C5 they fixed the punching bag

@gamerboy64

2 жыл бұрын

"The primary use of this sentient soundboard is to violate the Geneva Conventions."

I love that Badger and his Discord buddies can make games like Battlefield 2042 so fun to watch. I'm so glad I found this guy.

@redmist6630

2 жыл бұрын

imagine being called a bot by badger lol

@davidpavon9904

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed!!!💥

@Guaguadeath

2 жыл бұрын

Should checkout General Sam too then. He's fuckin hilarious with any games him and his friends play

@unknownperson-rq1nf

2 жыл бұрын

It's like one of my friends said about fallout 76. "Playing with a group of friends make any game fun"

@clydebrooks3342

2 жыл бұрын

Petition to bully and shitpost badger till he let's his fans join the discord

Yes, I am also old enough to remember noodle guy, thank you badger for reminding me that dice and Bethesda just never finished the games even 11 years ago.

11:10 payday 2 on death sentence difficulty be like

"The negatives are dwarfed by the positives" Current Steam review rating: *Overwhelmingly Negative*

@ServalKitty

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly its because of how long its taken for dice and ea to do anything

@king-peticca

2 жыл бұрын

The beta was so much better the n the game right now

@ServalKitty

2 жыл бұрын

@@king-peticca it truly felt much more promising, too

@crestothegecko6279

2 жыл бұрын

@@king-peticca but hey, some people will be telling other people to basically be complacent with poor game experiences for absolutely no reason, allowing companies to get away with more shit

@mrmora1673

2 жыл бұрын

Mostly cuz the bugs they did remove were fun and the ones that were left were the annoying ones

"there is no restrictions to classes now, moar freedom less identity" *Me doing 4 classics pre-loadouts and one "GoingApeShit"*

@cybernurgle6413

2 жыл бұрын

Dare I ask what's in the GoingApeShit loadout?

@arthurcalasans5931

2 жыл бұрын

@@cybernurgle6413 yes

@cybernurgle6413

2 жыл бұрын

@@arthurcalasans5931 what's in the GoingApeShit loadout?

@arthurcalasans5931

2 жыл бұрын

@@cybernurgle6413 mainly explosives and gadgets to "get the job done", so it's a *yes* 👌

@noggy3133

2 жыл бұрын

If i see a fucker with a carl gustav, enough c4 to level the white house, enough frags, and LOTS OF UNDER-BARREL GRENADES, I’l know who you are.

bro has World of Tanks all the way down his throat in sponsorships

"Drake the type of whippersnapper" All I took away from the video other than the computer flamethrower

I love the chaos of trying to take tower objectives in breakthrough. Glitchy elevators, hover craft going up the sides of buildings, and helicopters trying to bail out as many troops before being imploded

@izsaktapolchanyi2343

2 жыл бұрын

I'm playing the trial because I'm broke atm. I love playing breakthrough with every fiber of my being in this game. Those are just features hover crafts have become snail. Hope you have fun.

@Deleted-Banana

2 жыл бұрын

@@izsaktapolchanyi2343 a surface is a surface, so watch this boat fuck go up against gravity

@izsaktapolchanyi2343

2 жыл бұрын

@@Deleted-Banana in 2042 anything is possible. Does that mean I might get to get and keep a girlfriend? I have my doubts.

@rangerleaf1505

2 жыл бұрын

@@izsaktapolchanyi2343 rope and van thank me later

@izsaktapolchanyi2343

2 жыл бұрын

@@rangerleaf1505 noted. Or I could just use tinder

So basically, Badger has become numb to the pain that EA has put him through over the years

@DigitalApex

2 жыл бұрын

Seems like it would be a good business model, to let people down enough to where the bar is _this_ low. Except everyone still hates it, so it's obviously not working.

@alecmullaney7957

2 жыл бұрын

If EA paid you dozens of thousands of dollars, you would be forgiving too

@WTFisTingispingis

2 жыл бұрын

yes

@Siren_DarkOcean_Official

2 жыл бұрын

As a person who plays Sims Yeah I can say EA gives all their players pain

@destroyer4929

Жыл бұрын

@@alecmullaney7957wdym

22:02 the lack of a gun sound

There must be something special about Badger and his friends that can make any game fun/funny.

“I can just feel the positivity flowing through my veins” Wait until Badger sees the Subreddit.

@taylorderryberry6147

2 жыл бұрын

A magical journey that would be.

@exalted_space9224

2 жыл бұрын

Unlimited Power?

@GhostOfDamned

2 жыл бұрын

Oho here we go again

@ELITE_AG

2 жыл бұрын

What is reddit?

@flow185

2 жыл бұрын

@@ELITE_AG incel hell

“How do you fail a quick time event in real life?” I found hilarious and will forever live rent free in my head

@just_delta-2589

2 жыл бұрын

Correction: “How do you fail a QuickTime event in Preschool?”

@darkassassin6457

2 жыл бұрын

@@just_delta-2589 how you gonna correct someone but still get it wrong lmaoo. Badger says “elementary school”

Badger's bots that he uses to punch in his videos when he makes a new video: "aw shit, here we go again"

I’m pretty sure EA was in his house with a gun to his head when he was making this video

I love the way he says “BuT uSe ThE bUrSt FiRe, UsE tHe BuRsT fIre” 24:17

@andrewcomans2966

2 жыл бұрын

Haha

With guys like badger and his crew, I would die laughing from just watching paint dry. These men are an inspiration and also a menace at the same time. I don't know if that's incredible or just scary.

@dawn8136

2 жыл бұрын

Boffum.

@worldbefree-uu4fo

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

@Guaguadeath

2 жыл бұрын

Should checkout General Sam too then. He's fuckin hilarious with any games him and his friends play

Badger foreshadowing killing vehicles with explosive drones will be a thing in the future at 19:00 gotta be the funniest unfunny thing ever

23:00 The foreshadowing on this throwaway bit is nuts after hearing about a lost F35

The year is 2042 and Badger is still obsessed with blowing up unsuspecting victims from point blank range... Good to see that some things never change with time.

@JaxxReyes

2 жыл бұрын

*Sips a can of "unspecified energy drink"* "Ahh, some things never get old." 😂😂

@parzivalb3642

2 жыл бұрын

you just see like a fifty year old man jumping from the sky with a rocket launcher turned around back wards coming to destroy your family

@matthewdylla6090

2 жыл бұрын

Someone is being born who will be old enough to drink in the U.S. when they stumble upon this moment.

@thomasway0320

2 жыл бұрын

Yo how many *G* dat WiFi sights got in 2042 man? Is it 6G or 7G?

"Man I had a blast playing this game." "Yeah my computer decided to try purging the unclean and I had to scramble to my local pc build store to slap a new gaming rig together." Only Badger, dude. Only Badger.

@SamueL-td7fb

2 жыл бұрын

Fire alarm? Good. LET IT BURN!

@xCCflierx

2 жыл бұрын

Only someone literally paid to play the game

@Delta1025

2 жыл бұрын

he had a blast and his computer got blasted

@chazo1367

2 жыл бұрын

@@xCCflierx he wasn’t paid for this one. He was sponsored by world of tanks but that’s it, nothing to do with EA or DICE really, he just played the beta like others did.

This aged like a half gallon of milk left out in the Arizona sun

6:23 just gave me enlightment and i have now been having so much fun in the game that i am low key getting head aches from the sheer fun

computer bursts into flames badger: anyway this is the best game I've ever played

@utes5532

2 жыл бұрын

*cough* shill *cough*

@giahuynguyenkim6389

2 жыл бұрын

@@utes5532 more like shitpost, he ain't shilling anyone except the art of shitpost

@ricardoronco9632

2 жыл бұрын

@@utes5532 So someone being optimistic and enjoying themselves is shilling?

@brickpuncher1429

2 жыл бұрын

Ordinary people : Oh no! My PC! It's on fire! Bager : Well, my PC is on fire.

@crabbowiththestabbo

2 жыл бұрын

@@utes5532 He mentions all of the problems and admits his computer is on fire. ObViOuS sHiLl!

The fact he had fun was 100% due to his friends and one day I want to play with his group

@Zephyr_Phoenix76

2 жыл бұрын

He's been bribed by EA

@supersonicstrat

2 жыл бұрын

"i dont like this game so that means he cant like it either" You sound like a child.

@benprickett8894

2 жыл бұрын

@@supersonicstrat Damn how much money is EA giving you? You must have replied to every single negative comment.

@jimmyjohnjohnson9803

2 жыл бұрын

@@benprickett8894 tree fitty

@supersonicstrat

2 жыл бұрын

@@benprickett8894 Again with this "if you like the game you were paid off" bullshit.

0:33 idk why tf this made me laugh but it did

23:41 he mentioned the day I was born:>

That animation of Skulker hitting the play key for that fart reverb is golden.

"Im backin outa here this dont seem cinematic enough" Helicopter falls from the sky and frag gets thrown off a 200 foot building

About a year later and oh boy. Badger and crew being feeling REAL stupid right about now.

@shadowwalker4144

Жыл бұрын

They thrive off chaos and stupid shit. Guess what this game is full of? Chaos and stupid shit. And even they have more requirements than I do, I liked the game because I could shoot things and make things go boom. I am a simple man, I do not need fancy graphics or completely stable game play. All I need is the ability to make the people who are not me or allies not exist anymore.

"I am so fucking high, you have no idea how high I am right now" Badger-2023

Badger: “Man this shit boring af.” Random ass Helicopter: “Tell my family I love them.”

@kapi4091

2 жыл бұрын

Helicopter: Banzai

“My gaming pc transformed into a gaming oven while playing this beta, and I still had a blast” *“And I still had a blast”* I mean, the blast part ain’t much of a surprise

@isosev

2 жыл бұрын

The game could be fun but this shit aint battlefield. It just isnt.

@_ghosthat_2532

2 жыл бұрын

@@isosev yeah it’s not battlefield, it is so much more, it is… PERFECTION!!

@CunnyMuncher

2 жыл бұрын

@@_ghosthat_2532 Its garbage that you only think is good because a shmuck youtuber was paid to say its good. Its genuinely the worst modern battlefield game, and that's including 1

@SpiderMan-xw8wh

2 жыл бұрын

@@CunnyMuncher according to the video, it wasn't sponsered by EA. Meaning, if he was, he *should* include a tag explaining the video is a paid promotion. Without it, it's literally illegal. Accept reality for once

@CunnyMuncher

2 жыл бұрын

@@SpiderMan-xw8wh He makes money off of these videos regardless, and if he shills it, he gets put in the pool of purchaseable content creators. Shilling is how they make money, its why they never shit talk potential sponsors like Raid, because they'd lose out on profitability. Accept the reality that this game is shit. Its the worst rated game on steam in history, for a AAA title, is flagantry antagonistic towards its players, and is a completely unfinished mess with no excuse to be bad.

If badger’s pc turned into as oven, my pc would’ve recreated a nuclear war

i feel like i'm having a midlife crisis as a teenager knowing that this is already a year old

Badger’s ad reads are pretty much the only ones I don’t skip on KZread because of how random they can be while also being informative.

@benjaminstiles

2 жыл бұрын

They are literally just scheduled video segments.

@wandiriswan6116

2 жыл бұрын

Ever watch internet historian ?

@tesmarthen

2 жыл бұрын

@@wandiriswan6116 flash gitz is another good one

@colonelpopcorn7702

2 жыл бұрын

Genuinely the best ads I have ever seen in any piece of media ever. However much they pay him for these, they need to be paying him more lmao, because he’s done the impossible and made KZread ad reads something you actually want to watch

@zuttoaragi8349

2 жыл бұрын

@@colonelpopcorn7702 I've even seen a couple OOC clips of just his ad reads because they're that funny.

“YEAH HOW DOES THAT GLOCK FEEL GRANDMA?!” -Bajer, 2021

@TheAris99

2 жыл бұрын

MAJOR 'BAJER' GET ON THAT THE M8 BROWNING!" Get my pun? Ya'know how I made fun of you spelling badger like Bajer while adding 6 extra numbers from the M2 Browning? *Comical Genius

26:37 is easily one of the best moments

25:19 You put her in a box and sent it floating down the river

Honestly watching badger feels like anti depressants without side effects Just makes you vibe and become happier

@aguy5225

2 жыл бұрын

I feel some side effects tho

@Orpheus391

2 жыл бұрын

@@aguy5225 what side effects to be exact? Aside from mass euphoria

@aguy5225

2 жыл бұрын

@@Orpheus391 Some overall issues with keeping sane

@sylvarnuovis7240

2 жыл бұрын

And braincell counts

@emilianoizanagi2245

2 жыл бұрын

There is a side effect, losing brain cells.

this is my favorite game

@trulyagoose

2 жыл бұрын

HOLY SHIT 2 MINUTES! Hi Berd!

@salami_42

2 жыл бұрын

I don't really care

@literallytheunitedstatesof1842

2 жыл бұрын

I honestly don't know why people don't like this game

@dreamer.exe.hasstoppedwork1970

2 жыл бұрын

No halo infinite

@isaacibbotson4632

2 жыл бұрын

Yo more berdfield 2045 pls?

23:29 conveniently I also have ELAR 3rd period

"I don't know how to feel about this..." *Gets fuckin folded*