I see that “Armor Piercing English” has now been augmented and renamed as “High Impact Constructive Criticism.”

@art-lc1dh

2 жыл бұрын

hurts my feelings

@loganmiles7836

2 жыл бұрын

It’s the tier II upgrade

@ryanthemostwantedfurry1281

2 жыл бұрын

"Armor Piercing English" i am stealing this line. This is mine now.

@williamdocherty1816

2 жыл бұрын

wait High impact constructive criticism isn't armor piercing English then whats been hitting my braincells this entire video

@CIoudStriker

2 жыл бұрын

Good ol' HICC ammo.

Skulker is literally "my goals are beyond your understanding" personified.

@darkmodeenjoyer3367

2 жыл бұрын

I wanna see my gaols beyond your understanding but skulker

@wannabemoiramain9227

2 жыл бұрын

i have never found a better way to describe anyone this shit is gold

@EazziOnline

2 жыл бұрын

@@darkmodeenjoyer3367 i just woke up and woke woke up and crying and and woke woke up crying crying and crying crying lol lol yeah i i i just woke up and crying crying and crying lol lol yeah i i just woke woke ww up and crying crying and w

@EazziOnline

2 жыл бұрын

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

@keladwynsolkas

2 жыл бұрын

I’m pretty sure his goals are beyond even his own understanding

8:31 "You OWN a 5 7?" "Yes because it has a buff against poor people." Badger 2021

@gagejohnathan9641

Жыл бұрын

"Wait- Yo you got the STENDO?" Badda, Also 2021

@boombang0418

9 ай бұрын

Every time I hear the poor people part I have to struggle not to laugh.

@user-gf9vb7wj4v

5 ай бұрын

Pretty sure that was Jello tbh since his color is Cyan ​@@gagejohnathan9641

@Scorchinghell

4 ай бұрын

With a 30round magazine to be exact

@alexissmith7005

3 ай бұрын

i mean, it's seattle. The buff is needed

Skulker is that one friend that everyone has that we all actively hate but would also do anything for.

@nightart9345

Жыл бұрын

The one friend the squad keeps telling to shut up, but if someone out of the squad does the same thing, everyone beats that person to a pulp :'v

@bigchungu7698

11 ай бұрын

That one friend where you always want them to shut up, but when they do it kinda feels empty.

@GunSpyEnthusiast

9 ай бұрын

" i hate you. " " ill give you 20 bucks to give me 20 bucks and kill that guy in the street. " " your on. "

15:18 Pronouncing gif as "yiff" is the language equivalent of King Solomon suggesting cutting the baby in half.

@jetfrostgaming

2 жыл бұрын

HAHAHA, BROOOO I CAN'T RIGHT NOW. XD

@damoclesecoe7184

2 жыл бұрын

2022 already off to a great start.

@ausburne5265

2 жыл бұрын

sniff sniff I smell a tumblr post

@FortyTheAlien

2 жыл бұрын

This comment has big tumblr energy and i can not decide if that is good or not.

@guardedcobalt276

2 жыл бұрын

if I remember correctly I think he is actually quoting a comment on either a tumblr or reddit post that was about the pronunciation actually being "yiff"

When Badger said "I have to address what Skulker did." I immediatelt got up and poured a glass of tequila

@adityasahu2103

2 жыл бұрын

as you should soldier, as you should.

@sierra8070

9 ай бұрын

Was it a tall glass? Because you probably should've

@NcKiltman

9 ай бұрын

​@@tylerforehand2983CC

@idiotofthenorth

9 ай бұрын

Timestamp?

@pieceofschmidtgamer

9 ай бұрын

@@sierra8070 Pretty sure Skulker needs a nice tall glass of _SHUT THE F*CK UP!_

0:55 I love how Badger even made Skuller's arm stop when the sound stopped.

@CaptainPumpkin-nk4fb

3 ай бұрын

WHAT THE WHY DO I FIND YOU AFTER THE MARBLE HONRETS VIDEO

@Screamingman10121

3 ай бұрын

Community post moment lol

I swear Skulker is like Bumblebee from Transformers, he doesn't have a voice and communicates solely through memes, radio songs and sound effects.

@stevenjames3894

Жыл бұрын

Yeah

This settles it. Skulker isn’t an ai. He’s a metaphysical agent of unbridled chaos that will one day destroy the world.

@Kebutor

2 жыл бұрын

Google?

@jome2284

2 жыл бұрын

I love it when Skulker is in Badger's videos. We can't get enough of his shenanigans.

@generalfranky1905

2 жыл бұрын

"You can't call me mommy either, you guys are fucking weird" Skullker, 2021

@Aceshot-uu7yx

2 жыл бұрын

Skulker is Tzeench in disguise

@pajwubx1809

2 жыл бұрын

Your welcome James, as of the writing of this comment on your comment, it now has 667 likes so the nutty christian people can eff off

Skulker went from his usual chaotic nuetral energy to become chaotic evil for a large section of the video

@warped_rider

2 жыл бұрын

The AI has gone rogue.

@jametsuchan

2 жыл бұрын

@@warped_rider cyberpunk music plays

@tsarbombahoney2764

2 жыл бұрын

he was boolied to hard about not being human he had to take it out on us

@justin6346

2 жыл бұрын

@@warped_rider doc ock arms without the chip

@diogosousa7698

2 жыл бұрын

He was charging his energy

Bagder clips + 3 hours of sleep = laughter strong enough to cause your gag reflex to show up from nowhere

@Choujifangirl

8 ай бұрын

Yep I’ve had that happen before that’s not a fun time😅 but mostly, I just enter a massive coughing fit whenever I laugh too hard

10:56 The fact that heavenly and geuce are the doom slayer and an elite guard makes this even funnier to me

“Don’t make fun of the furry community, if they can afford a $2000 dollar fursuit they can afford a $10 dollar pipe bomb in my mailbox.” Master chief I love furrys please do not leave pipe bombs in my mailbox 🤠

@StardustCorvid

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly, your heavy flamers may have range, but they don't have *that* much range

@BlackoutGootraxian

2 жыл бұрын

me, whos mailbox hole is too thin for a pipebomb:

@nightfurynick998

2 жыл бұрын

@@BlackoutGootraxian its called duck tape it to the door

@RebDoesStuff

2 жыл бұрын

Me who already knows how disable pipebombs

@damen9578

2 жыл бұрын

2k, haha! Try more like 10k.

"Kentucky is just farming, coal, fried chicken and horses." As a resident of Kentucky, you're correct.

@Sonichero151

2 жыл бұрын

Don't forget Mitch McConnell

@RiverRunsThroughIt949

2 жыл бұрын

@@Sonichero151 And bourbon

@itsjustme8947

2 жыл бұрын

@@RiverRunsThroughIt949 and meth

@mercfanboi125

2 жыл бұрын

@@itsjustme8947 and the Corvette

@RedSageGames

2 жыл бұрын

And Ale8

1:40 honestly, the "Eh, you never know when you gotta set your house on fire" was funnier to me than the entire "heating dinner up with a BIC" conversation.

Bingeing your videos has been the boost of dopamine I've needed to get me through the day after dealing with a sudden tragedy. Thank you guys for being such chaotic bastards.

@lizando1326

Жыл бұрын

My sincere condolensces, bud

@kempolar9768

Жыл бұрын

Chaotic bastard crews are the greatest thing to put a smile on your face.

@nullhazard7569

10 ай бұрын

Sorry to hear that. Sending prayers and good vibes.

@MyLifeIsAFrickingMess_MRPOLSKA

9 ай бұрын

What happened slime

Skulker is the embodiment of a toaster oven. He may be chaotic as shit to deal with, but his timing is immaculate and we need him.

@maninthechair6033

2 жыл бұрын

That is an amazing profile pic

@Mills5041

2 жыл бұрын

I just can't help but think of the toaster from New Vegas

@neothefox5205

2 жыл бұрын

Every time I see that profile picture I say IM MA EAT THAT

@WARnerSpec

2 жыл бұрын

Skulker is precious and must be protected at all costs

@gravewalker7411

2 жыл бұрын

If Skulker is not an AI then I'll be damned if he isn't a Tech Priest Jawa looking Gobin.

"Why is the minimap half the screen, its not mini... its just *MAP* " - this made me grin very hard.

@ivanhvk8042

2 жыл бұрын

If I remember correctly you can make the map even bigger to take up the entire bottom right side of your screen, but that could be in World of Warships only.

@firestargaming9521

2 жыл бұрын

"Why is the minimap half the screen, its not mini... its just MAP " - this made me very hard.

@firestargaming9521

2 жыл бұрын

i hate myself

@wardenbias554

2 жыл бұрын

@@firestargaming9521 huh

@DrRussian

2 жыл бұрын

@@ivanhvk8042 With a mod, Its not limited. You can take the whole screen if you want. Without mods, its basically the whole right side of the screen, depending on screen size and resolution. Sincerely, A salty WOT player

Skulker went from just holding the chat hostage with autotuning to duplicating his friends' voices with AI and becoming their evil clones.

“Shockwave! What is the charge on the ultimate weapon? The auto bots are getting closer!” 9:29

"Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter."

@FSGTACHANKA

2 жыл бұрын

Damn right

@professionalmoron2039

2 жыл бұрын

Thats the ringa ding move baby

@alexbueno5815

2 жыл бұрын

"Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter"

@lil_jackie_ch4n336

2 жыл бұрын

I lived in the mojave. And you ain’t wrong. The crackheads there are absolutely nuts bro.

@ranger_117

2 жыл бұрын

I fell down into that dark casam the flame burned on and on but I survived because the fire inside burned brighter than the fire around

"It's Ezekiel's horn. The lord is coming back for us. TAKE ME GOD!" That made me laugh harder than expected.

@pathfindersavant3988

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly, its such a mood nowadays.

@bluewatson4341

2 жыл бұрын

The signs are here..

@scruffbear6272

2 жыл бұрын

Same

@phillipfrost6770

2 жыл бұрын

1:05

@paladinoflight3817

2 жыл бұрын

Same

I love how this whole video is an ad for world of tanks and and the guys being insane, love this.

Badger, I have found a bullet even more stupid than 700 nitro express, and it is so powerful it actually scares me. It it .950 jdj, which is a 20x110mm casing which legally makes it a Canon round and it is legal to own in the United States. To put into perspective how powerful this round is, I have heard that a 50 bmg can kill a man without hitting him. A .950 jdj would literally turn a man into red dust.

Russian badger is just my monthly dose of concentrated happiness, man is like a drug.

@trash-iu8nj

2 жыл бұрын

Deadass

@vintagememelord8168

2 жыл бұрын

but someone what a controllable addiction

@justasaddlemaker2996

2 жыл бұрын

Man could power a small Russian town with his energy.

@christiankiss566

2 жыл бұрын

I’m so glad that he started focusing on making quality content every time again. Fucking legendary channel

@exalted_space9224

2 жыл бұрын

Can you double pump badger?

“Of course you have a 57” “Yeah cuz it has a buff against poor people “ -TheRussianBadger 2021

@astro2121

2 жыл бұрын

I mean, he aint wrong

@hio.hinomaru21

2 жыл бұрын

Totally, he totally ain't wrong. It has special effect applied if get shot to poor people.

@hondozed9953

2 жыл бұрын

50% more damage to people on welfare

@JediSentinal

2 жыл бұрын

Best line of the vid 😂

7:44 made me laugh my ass off for no reason

i did not know he came to my home state how nice to know a legend like badger came to the museum of the rockies

“Of course you own a 5.7” *”Yeah cause it has a buff against poor people”* Are we just gonna ignore this LMAO

@jimmyjohnjohnson9803

2 жыл бұрын

Its also armor piercing, so it has a buff against the middle class

@FirstRunTanker

2 жыл бұрын

also againts poor people since each bullet is a dollar fifty cents... DAMN

@BadModder

2 жыл бұрын

Normal badger

@andyfriederichsen

2 жыл бұрын

Is it also a buff against rich Democrats?

@FirstRunTanker

2 жыл бұрын

@@andyfriederichsen yes, armor penetration

I like to think that Skulker’s soundboard is surgically implanted into his chest and wirelessly connected to his computer.

@gabrielhenson5751

2 жыл бұрын

it's like darth vaders button panel on his suit but it's a fucking soundboard

@XTempestBuster

2 жыл бұрын

@@gabrielhenson5751 based comment

@rajaywilliams445

2 жыл бұрын

@@gabrielhenson5751 giggle assessed g ggg

@rajaywilliams445

2 жыл бұрын

Gfg

@rajaywilliams445

2 жыл бұрын

Dasia

My personal fav parts: 0:54 Why are you like this? 1:55 You know what I'd do? ((2:08 Dementia)) 4:17 Goblin laugh 4:27 Up my ass 5:43 Making anthrax 7:57 I hate living in Detroit 9:08 Increase autotune ( 10:06 Computer died ) 10:55 Server mute 14:50 GIF or JIF? ((17:47 How many arms do you have, badda? )) ((18:00 I found my jaw under my bed )) 18:14 The bowl's last 18:23 Add blocker (18:36 Can't call me Mommy, either)

@captainrexx3611

Жыл бұрын

Thx

@oscarbp7618

Жыл бұрын

Saaaaaame

15:35-15:50 is probably my favorite bit

@jonahc2807

11 ай бұрын

MISTER 3-0-5

@charlielevinsohn3485

9 ай бұрын

Mr 3-0-fi

Skulker is the embodiment of "God has let me live another day and I'm gonna make it everyone's problem."

@hirthviktor3215

2 жыл бұрын

That's what i love about Skulker he's a walking talking shitpost

@morecringythenhell1577

2 жыл бұрын

Xd why does this sum up skulker to a tee

"Don't underestamate furries" All i could think of is "If a furry can pay thousands of dollars on a fursuit they can pay the 10 bucks for materials to make a molotov cocktail."

@ghoulkinggruul7345

2 жыл бұрын

If they can afford a $1000 fursuit they can afford a $10 pipebomb in my mail box

@J0hnHenrySNEEDen

2 жыл бұрын

And the exact ingredients to make Anthrax

@snibetisnab211

2 жыл бұрын

@@ghoulkinggruul7345 hey hey people.

@mcclassy1206

2 жыл бұрын

I believe over 30% of furries are engineers too so we could Rube Goldberg you into outer space If we wanted

@limantate2105

2 жыл бұрын

@@mcclassy1206 we? You said we

6:05 - 6:18 this is where badger’s quest for a pipe bomb begins.

“I’ll Paul Walker myself off a cliff” god dammit I am so going to hell that one got me good

Q: What add blocker does Skulker use? A: His personality

"A 5.7 has a buff against poor people" -The Russian Badger

@demicus

2 жыл бұрын

Lost my shit when he said that. Now I need to get one.

@RobertDecker417

2 жыл бұрын

H&K has a more powerful buff tho.

@storyofus3943

2 жыл бұрын

H&K got more rounded buff than 5.7

@REfan2002

2 жыл бұрын

Yo, he got the stendo

Every time he interacts with his chat it’s like a boys locker room playing Russian roulette with a blindfold and a tennis ball

Titan charging his melta canon: *71 PERCENT*

“You could not live with your own failure, where did that bring you? Back to me.”- ZE DICKER MAX

@vincentmartineau2006

2 жыл бұрын

@Don't read profile photo ok

@exalted_space9224

2 жыл бұрын

Ze Dicker Max sounds like a endgame boss.

@ResumedPausing

2 жыл бұрын

Ze bane of ze Allies. Ze Dicker Max, Ja

11:20 I love how Clu's wording ("I wanna bring Prince Charles back to life just so I can kill him again") implies Clu killed Prince Charles the first time.

@AiryAary

2 жыл бұрын

Shhhhhhhh

@hirthviktor3215

2 жыл бұрын

What Clu was trying to do was a double tap my guy

@NinjaBomberman

2 жыл бұрын

It also implies prince Charles died - he's still alive! Phillip died

@joebennett9422

2 жыл бұрын

@@NinjaBomberman He's already going to come back, fucker looked like a lich

@walesjedi9217

2 жыл бұрын

@욱일기는 전범기다 (Rising Sun flag is nazi flag) I can't tell if you're a bot, a troll or just schizoposting

'Immerse yourself in a shower' and 'You smell like beans' are two of the greatest insults I'e ever heard.

"Yes, because it has a buff against poor people." I absolutely lost it at that.

15:19 The second someone said “yiff” I immediately felt my soul fade away

@mewk3213

2 жыл бұрын

Yep, and I was very relieved when it didn’t continue down that path of where that conversation was going

@Anonymous-73

2 жыл бұрын

@@mewk3213 😐

@Anonymous-73

2 жыл бұрын

@@clutchthecinnamonsergal8493 you clearly don’t know how deep the rabbit hole goes

@jacobcordero8569

2 жыл бұрын

@@Anonymous-73 that seems like a poor choice of words

@Anonymous-73

2 жыл бұрын

@@jacobcordero8569 you say that as if it wasn’t intended

9:42 This just makes me want to have Skulker as an AI in Halo Infinite. His name already sounds like it could fit an AI. Added bonus could be that for every kill through the game, the auto tune goes up by 1%. Multikills double the auto tune percent by double.

@PurpleSaturn726

2 жыл бұрын

“M-m-M-mUlTiKiLl-*VIGOROUS BELCHING*”

@HATVAULT

2 жыл бұрын

@@PurpleSaturn726 This. Just... This. I love this.

@helljumper5601

2 жыл бұрын

Get in touch with 343i and Frankie O’Connor and let Skulker bully them into doing it

@exalted_space9224

2 жыл бұрын

Make him says quotes similar to Philip from Total Recall and I'm in.

@cKorn027

2 жыл бұрын

And the name of the AI: GL-17CH aka Glitch

7:53 Triceratops got horns, why he need to punch that dude? Kick him? Hoof him? Bludgeon him. I'mma go with bludgeon.

"Hey guy who called me a rat, where do I go next?" - "up my ass" Doesn't matter how often I see that part, it always makes me tear up from laughing my ass off xD

Demand: Skulker doing a female voicechanger for an entire episode.

@adrawingprotogen2994

2 жыл бұрын

I've never disagreed but wanted something more in my life

@bgreer3067

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, I wouldn’t even know what to do with it but yes

@primalryuu54

2 жыл бұрын

Oh my god. That would hilarious to watch.

@aricohen5960

2 жыл бұрын

Fuck yeah dude. F-fuck yeah.

@darkmodeenjoyer3367

2 жыл бұрын

The chaos Do you how much chaos that would be

“Kentucky is literally farming coal friend chicken and horses.” -therussianbadger 2021

@TimeToDie-rh1mo

2 жыл бұрын

#Kentucky Gang

@Phantom_Boi

2 жыл бұрын

Thing is that quote as someone from Kentucky that is entirely true

@wolkin7810

2 жыл бұрын

From Kentucky can confirm

@ImMrFlannel

2 жыл бұрын

as a Kentuckian. I can confirm this to be true.

@ryanr3804

2 жыл бұрын

Listen as someone from Kentucky, we have a chicken restaurant on every corner and half the people I know either are or were coal miners while the other half are all horse girls. Shits accurate as hell

It’s motion captured based humor like this that leaves me on the floor after passing out after laughing that hard

15:35 I have a dog fursuit (a pitbull too!), and I wore it to a Christmas work team building day (one of the mentors said I could). Fursuits are hot as hell AND I was wearing an onesie, so I'm already overheating. I flop like a corgi on the floor near where some others a playing video games and all I hear is 'what the dog doing?' Let me tell you, I almost died XD

"That's way I own a 5.7 with a 30 rounds magazine" -Badger 2021

@maggle4046

2 жыл бұрын

It got buffs against poor people

@asdrubaelvect8038

2 жыл бұрын

Somebody makes bank... Yo shoot me over some .45 no pun intended... Ok I lied pun intended but still I'm running low on .45 so pwease!?!?

@thecoolnerdplaysvr5674

2 жыл бұрын

I own a 5.7 and I got that stendo

@jonkraft6218

2 жыл бұрын

Man, everyone I know who has a 5.7 has to debate whether to shoot them or beat them to death with it cause that ammo be fuckin expensive!

@bhimbonggames3206

2 жыл бұрын

Atf has entered the chat

Skulker in this stream was like one of those myths where some powerful being starts causing havoc before an even more powerful guy (heavenly) deletes him entirely

@lunarrequiem3442

2 жыл бұрын

I mean can anyone top a domino's delivering Cacodemon?

@memesrdreams4854

2 жыл бұрын

Skulker is Razgriz confirmed

@randomplayer8797

2 жыл бұрын

@@memesrdreams4854 (Dramatic instruments in the background) *Cum historia*

@memesrdreams4854

2 жыл бұрын

@@randomplayer8797 *Mutat Valde Razgriz*

@Anonymous-73

2 жыл бұрын

@@lunarrequiem3442 no sir/ma’m/it

Rough? Hell no! You’re clusterfuck of humor, awesomeness and sweet MoCap SFM model action is what keeps me coming back for the chaos that would make Jevil cower in fear.

2:21 "I MIGHT BE 29 YEARS OLD WITH DIMENTIA! CAUSE I FORGOT ENTIRELY WHAT THE FUCK I WAS GONNA SAY!!"

Knowing that Badgur is basically doing interpretive dances in a mocap suit to the beats of his friends shit talking makes these videos 100 times better

@Jorkier

2 жыл бұрын

Basically xDDDD

@bbittercoffee

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah right? I love knowing this fact

@GHOST49759

2 жыл бұрын

It's no longer badger its BADGUR

@Jorkier

2 жыл бұрын

@@GHOST49759 It's just a really bad attempt at growling.

@GHOST49759

2 жыл бұрын

@@Jorkier ?

"It's not mini anymore, it's just map." Words to live by.

Badger: "I have to move my turret." Me: What turret?

1:55 the carcinogens must really boost the flavor

Seeing skulker abuse everyone is the best Christmas gift I could ever ask for. Merry Jesus day Russian badger person man guy dude lad mate

@ting4758

2 жыл бұрын

Ok

@maktshu

2 жыл бұрын

What soundboard does skulker use

@theabsolutelycursedsprout9308

2 жыл бұрын

@Don't read profile photo it's not funny anymore. it was funny in 2015. i am so tired of seeing these. cease

@Foxtrot-51

2 жыл бұрын

@@theabsolutelycursedsprout9308 agreed

@wolf-fang

2 жыл бұрын

@@theabsolutelycursedsprout9308 ikr

5:13 The fact that Badger was doing that irl truly puts a smile on my face.

@thegrimreaper6787

2 жыл бұрын

Oh shit that makes it skulker level

@THE_CRIMSON_FUCKXR

2 жыл бұрын

We need a loop of that victory dance

@eddie4346

2 жыл бұрын

What’s the song that plays during that amazing little dance?

@Fadedparmesian

2 жыл бұрын

Badger: *does funny dance* @dew kzread.info/dash/bejne/nKKDtc17Z7KYpco.html

@kaisarpanther5203

2 жыл бұрын

Song name pls

You underestimate how entertaining these videos are. Immediately after this video I play another 20 min one of yours.

I don't think Ive ever heard badger laugh as hard as he did when skulker turned his soundboard back on XD

Grouse: *Isn't in the session to make a "Reduced to Atoms" joke* Bajur: *Fine, I'll do it myself.*

@Bagel_Boi_336

2 жыл бұрын

BAJUR LMAOO

@stylishniggachannel4763

2 жыл бұрын

Bejer

@chunkycat1649

2 жыл бұрын

The French Bajur

@SulphurMind

2 жыл бұрын

I-...Is that a Kut-ku pfp?

@braxtonalan927

2 жыл бұрын

@@SulphurMind A "Sus Kut-Ku" specifically.

The 5.7 having a buff against poor people might be my favorite line on this channel.

@agentzero8898

2 жыл бұрын

I’m not sure I get the joke

@Kgosha

2 жыл бұрын

@@agentzero8898 A Five-seveN typically costs over $1000, aka way more than any handgun a normal person buys.

@agentzero8898

2 жыл бұрын

@@Kgosha okay gotcha

@ReformedSooner24

Жыл бұрын

If Badger and Brandon Herrera ever do a collab I want that joke to resurface

@Mr-Trox

Жыл бұрын

@@ReformedSooner24 AK Daddy plus Russian Badger would be a glorious crossover.

My brain thinks in either the source engine or anime, I should see a doctor

This is an older video, and I doubt it'll be seen, but thanks Badger for all your content and the work you put in. I've been binging it all for a good amount of laughs even if I've watched everything several times. Can't get enough, can't wait for the next vid!

Skulker literally went " with each donation I grow stronger..."

@chaoticclonestudios

2 жыл бұрын

Then he became to powerful for this reality

@broderickratliff8411

2 жыл бұрын

@@chaoticclonestudios why do a want to see a halo game but instead of master cheif and cortana it's jello and skulker

@chaoticclonestudios

2 жыл бұрын

@@broderickratliff8411 because itd be chaotic

@demounus4174

2 жыл бұрын

What is the timestamp on twitch for the autotune

@burpoi

2 жыл бұрын

@@demounus4174 9th minute of the vid my man

15:25 to quote Master Chief: “If they can afford a $2000 fur-suit, they can afford a $10 pipe-bomb in my mail box.”

@zehilereviews9016

2 жыл бұрын

you are correct

@SergeantDC

2 жыл бұрын

Your damn right

@Droidsbane

2 жыл бұрын

When the hell did Chief say that?

@edwardianedwardian1323

Жыл бұрын

I've got news for you buddy, they upgraded recently, they have realistic fur-suits for about $22k now, and they can afford that. We're fucked, man.

skulker's idea with his auto-tune was actually brilliant, he knew people would donate bits as it would drive all of you insane.

1:05 “TAKE ME GOD” killed me

18:08 it is a little known fact that the tooth fairy is a domesticated variety of the much larger and more aggressive Bone Fairy.

@chumbucket3475

2 жыл бұрын

Also; unlike the tooth fairy, the bone fairy is not limited to waiting until the bones fall out

@marcusdaloia2974

2 жыл бұрын

@@chumbucket3475 Neither do tooth fairies if they go feral.

@slugrancher

2 жыл бұрын

that sounds AWESOME

@pepsiking5712

2 жыл бұрын

Yes but how much money do I get for a femur under my pillow

@CatBetaBellanri1218

2 жыл бұрын

@@pepsiking5712 out here asking the right questions!

7:18 "I can't believe I 1v1'd that dude with like 8 people's help." "I'm going to kill you with the power of friendship and this gun I found." How the hell do you guys keep pulling hilarious jokes like these from your ass back-to-back?

@KePzez

2 жыл бұрын

That's the power of being with dabois

@literallyhuman5990

2 жыл бұрын

They do it on daily basis, just like what the bois do.

@literallyhuman5990

2 жыл бұрын

@@KePzez Hell yeah, dabois! Last night me and the bois have a chat in discord just to argue about eat 30 Oreo with mayonnaise is better than microwaved cereal with ketchup for breakfast.

@yessir6919

2 жыл бұрын

@@literallyhuman5990 I don't know which is better, but both of those choices are cursed in my books. Oreo/cereal and ketchup/mayonnaise on the other hand...

@literallyhuman5990

2 жыл бұрын

@@yessir6919 all of us agree on eating 30 Oreo with mayonnaise is the most cursed things, because we already proved it. So microwaved cereal with ketchup is not that cursed.

You're one of the few creators I just plain don't leave videos early on. Seriously, you have this energy that I have to soak up in my life lol

2:46 Cringey ahh nae nae baby healthpool. That got me.

Felt like my Christmas wasn’t complete without badger, and now it is

@absolutebottomfeeder

2 жыл бұрын

same

@tankbuster626

2 жыл бұрын

Started the day extremely depressed, so yea I feel this in my soul.

@Staubbs

2 жыл бұрын

@@tankbuster626 Hope your better man

@vintagememelord8168

2 жыл бұрын

I just wanna here skulker say "roger Roger" in Auto tune

@defenderwolf1700

2 жыл бұрын

Same

"Kentucky is literally just farming, coal, fried chicken, and horses." As someone who lives there, I can confirm this. The only thing missing is "grass", if you know what I mean.

@Inkastar-tz8yd

2 жыл бұрын

first time seing that i thaught you said glass imagine farming glass

@darkkinggaming7988

2 жыл бұрын

Can't forget bourbon

@colasupernova2196

2 жыл бұрын

Western Kentucky here, I second that, but it’s regional. West is farming and coal, East is chicken and horses. ‘Grass’ is universal.

@VutheoVR

2 жыл бұрын

@@colasupernova2196 mid kentucky here... We have meth and lexintgon... thats all

@colasupernova2196

2 жыл бұрын

@@VutheoVR Meth seems to be the universal constant.

Not gonna lie badger, once I saw the entire soviet armored division at 6:15, I was gonna ask "Why the hell do you have that many soviet tanks?", then my brain slapped me on the face and said "Yo stupid-ass, he doesn't call himself *RussianBadger* for nothing."

@random_youtuber_

Жыл бұрын

And sponsored press account also

Hey badger just wanted to say that wet rack have a hidden downside you might not of known. Since there is water on them they don’t explode unless you put a block of sand in it while it activates.

If Bing did break his neck, I like how Badger knew he'd immediately help pay medical bills and just moved on to knowing he'd be annoyed by it says everything about his dynamic with his crew.

@NukaVader76

Жыл бұрын

The Russian Badger equivalent to wholesomeness

@yaylife171

Жыл бұрын

Basically, "I will help you, but I will shitpost the entire time"

@austinbutcher8106

Жыл бұрын

@@yaylife171 I'm pretty sure Bing would want tht,

@TimeCircleBlue

Жыл бұрын

@@yaylife171 a good vibe to have.

@TalosAcephalos

Жыл бұрын

... sugar daddy badger

Badger - "The Dicker Max is a loooooong range tank" Also Badger - *proceeds to point-blank the next 4 tanks with the Dicker Max*

@magnusm4

2 жыл бұрын

I spontaneously point black no scoped an enemy flanking tank with a Bison artillery. Only moment I remember playing and I love it every time.

@thomasnolastname8734

2 жыл бұрын

That was the equivalent of using a .50 cal sniper rifle on someone that's less than 50 metres away

@literallyhuman5990

2 жыл бұрын

@@thomasnolastname8734 that's what I used to do. God I miss my friends.

@Crep35

2 жыл бұрын

@@literallyhuman5990 r/cursedcomments I ain't putting this on reddit, I'm too lazy to

TheRussianBadger doesn't even know what yiff is and that makes it 100% better

I love that everyone's models are from different military shooters but Badda, befitting his personality as shown in this video, is just a TABG model.

"Minimap is half the screen, it's not a minimap, it's just map" is funny even without context

Skullker 2019: polite but weird tech goblin who pranks and fools his friends Skullker 2021: fucking walking autotuned shitpost holding twitch at ransom that he stops belittling them. Boss

@chronee5390

2 жыл бұрын

Character development

@LuciferVlcak

2 жыл бұрын

True Sigma Male.

@Justanotherlemon

2 жыл бұрын

Skulker just went from lvl 1 grunt to lvl 10000 kingpin in a mafia add.

@whatisupmyfellowamericans8808

2 жыл бұрын

_S E V E N T Y O N E P E R C E N T_

@SilverHairedFreak25

2 жыл бұрын

@@whatisupmyfellowamericans8808 *s E v E n T y - O n E !*

1:05 *shade when he just wants to goddamed sleep*

Bro, when that auto tune hit, the skulker sounded like star scream actually screaming in transformers prime!😂

"Kentucky is literally just farming coal, fried chicken and horses" As someone who's from Kentucky, I can confirm that he's not wrong.

@ajithink1391

2 жыл бұрын

That's not true! We have meth as well.

@curtismcpsycho8212

2 жыл бұрын

@@ajithink1391 Doesn't every state also have meth?

@toddbatchelder9380

2 жыл бұрын

...And a retired police officer that nearly killed himself with a bad 50BMG SLAP round.

@joshuamattingly1232

2 жыл бұрын

He forgot one thing, Tobacco, swear where I live there’s at least 6 to 9 tobacco farms, it’s ridiculous, and I’m not even in a rural area. Also just random dead ends in neighborhoods that no one knows why they’re there, the ones where you could ask the people that built the very houses that inhabit the neighborhood and they’d all say “I dunno, those were there when we started building.”

@jlellis85

2 жыл бұрын

You can’t forget the bourbon and alcoholism

The attention to detail on 5:56 where there was a cloud of dust after that clap is just phenomenal.

@bebop-lj7yv

2 жыл бұрын

Because badger is the definition of quality over quantity

@catskeleton2110

2 жыл бұрын

@@snansundernail8229 i mean, they on a battlefield, mans is in a knight suit, shit adds up that he has dirty hands

@lynx4082

2 жыл бұрын

Ah yes I love the detail where you clap with armoured hands but it makes a normal hand clap sound

@luci417

Жыл бұрын

Better details then vanguard ngl

@jimshotfirst4887

Жыл бұрын

That was the anthrax

"its not mini anymore its just map" gotta love it

This group never fails to embody the best parts of any friend group. Makes me miss mine 😭😭

8:35 "Because it has a buff against *poor people*." Holy crap my sides. As someone newer to the gun-owning world, that joke hit like a 5.7 to the chestplate...or the wallet.

Badger: "Yo, I'm so fast. I'm so fast. I am so fast. I am 'so' fast." Also Badger: (Drives off a cliff) 11:45

@mortalsno4086

2 жыл бұрын

You watched the video too? Ain't that crazy

9:28 Skulker definitely sounding like a character from Transformers there though I don’t know which one he sounds closest to.

I always find myself coming back to this video, this is a definite certified hood classic

15:25 "I dunno I always feel like furries have such a huge power level that they're not to be trifled with" As a wise man once said, "If they can afford a $2000 fursuit, they can afford a $10 pipebomb in my mailbox"

@attilakovacs5040

2 жыл бұрын

That is actually really fucken true,like,they pay hundreds,thousands of dollars for one single fursuit,then they can even send a pipe bomb to your home via mailbox.

@NuclearRaven13

2 жыл бұрын

Good thing furries are a bit of a push over, like most of the time people who hate furries are more agressive when insulted then furries who are insulted.

@NuclearRaven13

2 жыл бұрын

Of course as a wise man once said "The probability of a furry being a domestic terrorist is low but never zero" so you probably shouldn't chance it.

@dubstepbeecorsi6892

2 жыл бұрын

no joke you and i thinkin the same thing although i didnt know pipebombs costd 10$

@attilakovacs5040

2 жыл бұрын

@@NuclearRaven13 honestly,i have been talking about this everywhere where furries were mentioned. Furries are actually not that bad as society shows them like. Just because they are in fursuits,that does not mean that they are different species. They are showing that they love making fursuits and meeting others who also like making fursuits. Yeah,there's the dark side of every social group,including them furries now,but that is not as much as people think so. So yeah,i think that society pushes over the topic of furries and the judgemental acts towards them.

Skulker’s autotuned “71%” made me have a covid coughing fit. Thank you for making my covid quarantined Christmas that much better Bajur!

@lukascroasmun7050

2 жыл бұрын

I'm in the same boat too man

@richardbeard3916

2 жыл бұрын

same i was dyingg lmfaoo

@danthespaceman9747

2 жыл бұрын

I WAS ON THE VERGE OF ORGAN FAILURE LMFAO

I learned my lesson about eating while watching your channel I almost got Rice Krispies everywhere because I laughed so hard

I swear to god that a video with skulker AND jello in both makes just worlds funnier