You can always rewatch Badger because when a video is over, the brain cells that remember it are immediately neutralized for being recognized as hostile

@TheLastDarkVanguard

Жыл бұрын

Like a Babby Hampter Touched by a Human. 🤣

@thegermanbadger8391

Жыл бұрын

lol

@whirles06

Жыл бұрын

indeed that are

@OsnoloVrach

Жыл бұрын

*now followed by an HECU soldier yelling ''WE'VE GOT HOSTILES''*

@assfuckerthejointpounder5834

Жыл бұрын

POTATO CANDY GREATE DEPRESSION Real thing

While maxor is over there becoming one with his editing software, badger is over here becoming one with his motion capture suit

@toe_sucker_4165

Жыл бұрын

@im sacred watch me.

@Watermeloooonnn

Жыл бұрын

@im sacred :/

@ballparkclown2256

Жыл бұрын

Your not wrong watched one of his vids at a friends party while we were high as kites was fucking horrifying

@FearlessCloth84

Жыл бұрын

One of these days they're gonna go cyberpsycho

@ballparkclown2256

Жыл бұрын

@@FearlessCloth84 full borg no ganic gonna show all the chooms

4:16 Fun fact: that ragdolling was actually motion-capped by Badger. He just slid on the floor like that. You can't prove me wrong.

@mistereiswolf70

Жыл бұрын

Yeah but what is the song there! I need to recreate that moment.

@SmoothTrooper22

Жыл бұрын

@@mistereiswolf70 the song is “it has to be this way” from metal gear rising

@elliotpenning1076

9 ай бұрын

did you not see the short?

@the_Dos__

7 ай бұрын

@@elliotpenning1076 did you not see the joke?

@foxicecube

6 ай бұрын

item_crate in source

“One Pound, One Pan, One Tasty Meal” is a quote I will forever live to remember

@challengergaming6974

Жыл бұрын

I tried this and I made a bomb

@coolgreenbug7551

Жыл бұрын

@@challengergaming6974 instructions unclear, constructed nuclear device

@bobwalsh3751

Жыл бұрын

@@coolgreenbug7551 HAH!

@abel_exe9599

Жыл бұрын

@@coolgreenbug7551 throw that shit at me

@labrat810

Жыл бұрын

@@challengergaming6974 *Pan!* A pressure cooker, is not a "pan". (It's a well sealed "pot").

Badger: tells a gruesome story about hamster cannibalism Badger's chat: *H A M P T E R*

@Catolantern

Жыл бұрын

@Canyon why not just have the time stamp?

@pickled_bacon

Жыл бұрын

HAMPTER

@DemonHunter2271

Жыл бұрын

That made me laugh so hard 😂🤣😂

@LegendStormcrow

Жыл бұрын

We just bought 2 hamsters and were.watned about it.

@mesagi3994

Жыл бұрын

I learned the story way earlier in my childhood. I learnt it the hard way.

The TOG is the living embodiment of “I didn’t hear no bell”

@Wheagg

Жыл бұрын

@Cassie oh btw are you real or are you one of the bots

@theblackcoat4615

Жыл бұрын

Plot-Twist: It‘s true weakness is throwing a bell against it.

@inductivegrunt94

Жыл бұрын

The TOG is literally the best tank in the game! And I'm glad how correct Badger was with the history of the TOG 2, I was amazed and happy by his knowledge on this beefy boi!

@jetpackdog3427

Жыл бұрын

Stupid arty shot me dead

@Watermelon20083

Жыл бұрын

Watermelon

I love the guy at 0:54 who just runs up and hugs the tank like a toddler.

@ABazingaMan

11 ай бұрын

Y the little skruncky doing

@joshuafreeman3745

3 ай бұрын

The IRL tank is only 15 mins from my house, if you beg hard enough I'll recreate for your amusement. If you fail prepare to become the dirt under my boot 🔫🔫🔫💯☠️

For those curious, the T.O.G is in the the second canteen inside the tank museum in Weymouth. Sadly its hidden behind a kids play area so its hard to see the side but you can still see the front, and yes, the play area is the length of the tank.

@joshuafreeman3745

3 ай бұрын

The tank museums in Bovington, A small town with an even bigger military outpost attached to it, about 20-30 minutes away from Weymouth inland. I believe it's been moved away from the play area so you can approach it up close nowadays.

@alexanderdcomeau9573

2 ай бұрын

they should of made the tank the play area

@pedropablotobon1017

8 күн бұрын

Holy mother of metal that sht is *HUGE!*

Badgers videos are getting more and more like a fever dream, and I’m all here for it.

@nightgoji

Жыл бұрын

@Canyon bro what 💀

@andyfriederichsen

Жыл бұрын

@@nightgoji It's a bot. Don't reply to it, just flag it, flag the bot's account, flag the video the bot links to, and flag the account that uploaded the video the bot linked to.

@nofun594

Жыл бұрын

it was the Max0r contact high.

@dexketristo2349

Жыл бұрын

Give him a couple of years and his videos will start looking like Something Witty Entertainment's community page updates. xD

@aidiot5186

Жыл бұрын

Not even close Max0r makes fever dream type shit

I think my favorite part about these World of Tanks vids is when Badger turns into a French aristocrat every time he spots an enemy tank.

@irpsicologiayeducaciongrup8251

Жыл бұрын

*loads AP round with malicious aristocratic intent*

11:40 Badger's logic is completely correct lol

@phoenixchampion7

Жыл бұрын

I mean if I'm using the same tank as the guy shooting at me, and we both fire at the same time, that 2.5% extra reload speed is gonna be noticeable when I'm spamming the 'Shoot that MF' button.

@Ricky-ce3jo

Жыл бұрын

@@phoenixchampion7 exactly

@rexmaster8190

11 ай бұрын

2.5 is 2.5

@possumorb3770

6 ай бұрын

Make it make sense, bro

@yancamb2202

6 ай бұрын

Yeah, he's right. 2.5% of 4 seconds is 0.1 seconds. 4 - 0.1 = 3.9 seconds. It's not much, but it's certainly faster.

10:18 Badger started to French laugh like a supervillain when the hero tripped

You gotta love how with Badger, you don’t just get expert shitposting for more than ten minutes straight, but also a few really interesting history lessons.

@aeternusgaming8050

Жыл бұрын

He was spot on! The TOG II was developed from the ground up on the assumption of more trench warfare, but the design wasn't complete until 1943 so it was already completely obsolete and never entered production.

@aarepelaa1142

Жыл бұрын

Well it's also got a pretty bad awful pay to win game that would otherwise be kinda fun.

@monroerobbins7551

Жыл бұрын

It’s just so complex. :) it makes it engaging, and not just someone screaming shitposts that numb your brain. It engages all parts of your brain, and I love it, and it also encourages rewatching, cause the jokes keep being funny.

@Ray_Moses

Жыл бұрын

One cannot be an expert shitposter without alot of knowledge. It's way funnier to base stupid things on things that actually exist or historical events.

@subtlewhatssubtle

Жыл бұрын

@@aarepelaa1142 At high tiers yes, gold ammo everywhere, and overly high burst damage and/or hulldown turret strength. If you stay at tier 6 and below you actually stand a chance of having fun. It's what I did back in the day.

“I was checking my mailbox for pipe bombs” Badger please tell me this isn’t a normal occurrence

@rokkraljkolesa9317

Жыл бұрын

@Not gonna lie don't acknowledge it, it's just another bot

@Brawl847

Жыл бұрын

It is if you piss off the furries on a regular basis.

@floofyboi7546

Жыл бұрын

@@Mensmoocher I usually get mine on the 3rd of every month

@willemdafriend519

Жыл бұрын

If your friends don’t send weekly pipe bombs to you they ain’t real friends

@chadmann2724

Жыл бұрын

You live a life of danger ignoring the wii wrist strap

9:09 I appreciate that Mission Impossible Henry Cavil "cocking his guns" reference.

badger, hit the damn griddy as Walter White I WILL NOT STOP UNTILL MY MISSION IS DONE

@Baldwin-iv445

Жыл бұрын

WHAT!?!?

@bradyharper38

Жыл бұрын

Where in the vid?

@clxckb4it340

Жыл бұрын

@@bradyharper38 im asking him to its not in the vid

@thomasnolastname8734

Ай бұрын

If you want him to do it, you have to offer something he wants Like the schematics for the A10 Warthog

@clxckb4it340

Ай бұрын

@@thomasnolastname8734 i forgot i asked him to do this a year ago, i should teach him how to make the funny white powder

I would love to see a series where Badger just does history videos in his usual comedic style

@merrymary7109

Жыл бұрын

Like Oversimplified, but funnier and more animated in Source

@wardenohellmonday5449

Жыл бұрын

@Not gonna lie ngl this looks like one of those bots- y'all there to confirm not or

@sharkthesavege1974

Жыл бұрын

That would be the best series

@mediocri5y

Жыл бұрын

@@merrymary7109 so like overly sarcastic productions?

@theregalproletariat

Жыл бұрын

Fever dream Oversimplified. (Although some of his humour is very Badger-esque anyway)

Badger now started using the mocap suit to animate himself sitting in front of his desk and playing games, we went a full circle bois

@fatihaydynly5500

Жыл бұрын

no he plays first, then animates as I know bc I don't think he does that hand gestures

@johngun4377

Жыл бұрын

@@fatihaydynly5500 the joke went so far over your head it’s now considered an Extraterrestrial being

@fatihaydynly5500

Жыл бұрын

@@johngun4377 no I knew that he doesn't do it, not like I thought about it like hours

@storm-7.

Жыл бұрын

@@fatihaydynly5500 Reddit Moment

@SmoothTrooper22

Жыл бұрын

What if he streams IN his mocap suit

I feel like badger and his freinds need a podcast that would be insane

@geargraphic2620

Жыл бұрын

I would instantly sub

@nobleradical2158

Жыл бұрын

I mean, that’s pretty much what their streams are

@user-qn1wo1yg4s

Жыл бұрын

If they had podcast room , that shit will get banished instantly by the amount of aneurysm and no context conversation they all had

@aroacegoblin6359

Жыл бұрын

they have one. it's called kzread.info

@proudamerican183

9 ай бұрын

Lol. I'm your 789th like.

“When that one island in the pacific was on its villain arc” That is possibly badgur’s best historical euphemism

@TheSpeedDemonAshnil

Жыл бұрын

Joker*

@dank.

Жыл бұрын

Ngl I heard the exact same thing the first 5 or so times I watched this video but just now I realized he said "island in the ATLANTIC", so he's probably just referring to great Britain, even though referencing Japan would have been a bit more based

@BoeseFlueche

7 ай бұрын

The question is, did they ever stop? :D

@Silver_Otter

5 ай бұрын

@@dank.or was he talking about Ireland?

@dank.

5 ай бұрын

@Silver_Otter nah I just checked and I'm pretty sure the TOG was designed in Britain, which only specifies the main island of the UK and not Ireland.

Can we appreciate the fact that Badger does everything including Motion-Capture, Animation, Capturing Game footage and Editing. That’s dedication right here.

@hair853

Жыл бұрын

And he’s married

@tarin4730

Жыл бұрын

@@hair853 What.

@insomniagobrrr5542

Жыл бұрын

@@hair853 WHAT?

@unholy_soldier5355

Жыл бұрын

@@hair853 WHAT?

@keoniflow2019

Жыл бұрын

@@hair853 FUCKIN WHAT? i didnt even know he had a girlfriend, let alone a wife.

remembering that badge had to do all those motions to get the maximum comedy effect brings a smile to my face

@michaelwesten4624

Жыл бұрын

he's running low on dollars, better make another tank video

@arandomcommenter412

Жыл бұрын

@@michaelwesten4624 what are you on(.) about

@attilakovacs5040

Жыл бұрын

@@michaelwesten4624 𝘥𝘢 𝘧𝘶𝘲...

13:39 is just funny for no absolute reason

“One pound, One Pan, One Tasty Meal” Best description of Hamburger Helper

Only TheRussianBadger can start a video by saying “So I was checking my mailbox for a pipe-bomb the other day” and have it be completely normal. I freaking love this channel.

@capybara9521

Жыл бұрын

ok

@spaceengineeringempire4086

Жыл бұрын

Or when “when that island in the Atlantic went on it’s joker arc”

@jeremiahwood367

Жыл бұрын

If you tried to describe this channel to someone don't describe it just say ,YES

@althelor

Жыл бұрын

@@spaceengineeringempire4086 I'm still confused about that line. Like, I genuinely don't know what he's referring to, but I really feel like I should. But I can't just Google "island in the Atlantic having a joker arc" and expect to get actual answers... What is he talking about there?

@spaceengineeringempire4086

Жыл бұрын

@@althelor it’s talking about England and when we’ll I don’t know. It’s England and they’ve done a lot.

I feel like Badger finds a new editing effect every other month and decides to make a new youtube video subtly focusing on said effect

5:36 I love the way the juggernaut says “bing bong” it has the same energy as the scouts “BONK!”

I actually went to the museum where the TOG is currently being held and the thing is massive! My dad has a photo of me and my brother laying under the thing, so the title of behemoth definitely goes to the TOG

You know it's a good day when Badger posts a video after a stream occurred at midnight.

@nade_s9220

Жыл бұрын

Banana

@Chkprofilename

Жыл бұрын

Here is the full clip : of deez nuts kzread.info/dash/bejne/n3eau8twZpaaorg.html (Making fun of bots)

@exalted_space9224

Жыл бұрын

Facts

@thebossman6786

Жыл бұрын

No way this guy's name is "Jacket - Hotline Miami 2"

@content__deleted

Жыл бұрын

i considered watching it but didnt

It's crazy scary how good badger is getting with his animations. "Who knew that me shitposting in SFM was a superior animator than anyone at a AAA game development studio."

@chaoticdetectivepeach

Жыл бұрын

Anyone who has ever seen SFM

@brickpuncher1429

Жыл бұрын

- Badger, during the MUTE Operation event in siege.

@iheartedjwj

Жыл бұрын

Crazy what a $26,000 mocap suit will do for you ain't it

@louthinator

Жыл бұрын

there's a reason AAA games don't use mocap suits... it would fuck their budget into the ground... Final Fantasy 14 tried it and their budget was so heavily shafted by it, they forgot to make the rest of the game to the point hwere the entire game had to be scrapped and rebuilt from the ground up using standard by-hand animations just to keep it afloat then it became the second biggest MMO of all time (at times overtaking WoW to become THE biggest but not consistently enough to solidify its place) but.. it's a bit too late to go back and re-do the animations. Animated movies have hundreds of millions in budget and even they can't afford to be full mocap.

@FraserSouris

Жыл бұрын

I mean, technically, AAA animation is better and more plentiful than Badger’s own work since EVERYTHING in a game is animated. But Badger has talked about his process before. He said that one of the benefits of his current job is that he doesn’t have tight deadlines and can work on whatever he wants no matter how trivial or unnecessary. If Badger decides to spend 100 hours animating a 5 second skit in a 20 minute video to perfection, he absolutely can. Whereas in a game development environment, one doesn’t have time to spend forever animating stuff because there’s countless other stuff to do and depends on other work being done first. Badger himself has said if he was solely living off KZread ad revenue, he wouldn’t have the time to make his current high quality animations since ad revenue demands consistent and frequent uploads.

4:37 POV: You're talking to your next s/o after leaving an abusive relationship and trying to calm them down

Just knowing that it’s badger in a mocap suit do all the actions and movements of there’s characters (apart from the rag doll hopefully 😅) makes this sooo much funnier .. And makes it that much more awesome leaving me wondering if he storyboards it out or if most of it just comes from inside his noggin haha ❤

I love three kinds of class archetypes: - The one that is as durable as a dandelion but can eviscerate you by existing next to you - The one that sits off to the side directing the flow of the entire match like a goddamn pizzeria guard And of course: - The one that takes five days to kill, and four days to reach you

@astranix0198

Жыл бұрын

Correction: four business days

@resumethyvideo7631

Жыл бұрын

These descriptions got my lungs ✨D I S I N T E G R A T I N G✨

@quinnholloway5400

Жыл бұрын

And once they reach you, they regenerate health after killing you

@chromeangel234

Жыл бұрын

@@astranix0198 its four business days, and it starts on a tuesday, because uh, you cant kill a weiner pog

@alecchristiaen4856

Жыл бұрын

to put it in tropes: -glass cannon: can't tank a scratch, but kills all it touches - doesn't really have a trope. -the mighty glacier: an utter beast of power and endurance kneecapped by terribly speed

Badger is so talented he makes 14 minutes feel like half an hour with rapid fire memes and jokes. its beautiful!

@meniimya5148

Жыл бұрын

it's overedited

@zumo6703

Жыл бұрын

@@meniimya5148 it’s a shitpost what did you expect. Swas.

@MagikSpellzz

Жыл бұрын

@@meniimya5148 that's the entire ✨ point ✨ of his content

@SomethingBoutEclipse

Жыл бұрын

It’s not enough

*"An abstract carnival of pain"* You've just described the dark carnival map from L4D2

8:18 is a good call back to the kid who failed the QTE falling tv

Badger's the only person who can make what's basically a 15-minute ad and I'll watch it all the way through

@Spubbily01

Жыл бұрын

Idk why but badger's world of tanks videos are his best ones

@hauns5674

Жыл бұрын

How do I get world of tanks for ps4

@vincenttrigg4521

Жыл бұрын

Most advertisers don't use humor we actually find funny, they're usually slow af or really cringey. Badger is what we see as funny

@chriswhitson5934

Жыл бұрын

But u wont play the game cause its trash

@vincenttrigg4521

Жыл бұрын

@@chriswhitson5934 I bet you're fun at parties

Badger's laugh at his own "tons" joke was what killed me XD

@humanmale1042

Жыл бұрын

I was about to say the same thing

The reason why the tog is so loved is simply L O N G

My favorite thing about this video is how the animations make it look like the gang is having this conversation while standing guard outside a military base that is currently being assaulted by zombie clowns and a giant hotdog.

Badger videos are the definition of quality over quantity

@michaelwesten4624

Жыл бұрын

he's running low on dollars, better make another tank video

@theregalproletariat

Жыл бұрын

I'd say the definition is ContraPoints. Nontheless, Badger's videos are as entertaining as hers are illuminating.

@Just_A_Random_Desk

Жыл бұрын

@@michaelwesten4624 too bad he avoids war thunder :(

@scoldra8570

Жыл бұрын

Badger needs to run the Badger tank

@arandomcommenter412

Жыл бұрын

@@Just_A_Random_Desk war thunder is just suffering 2.

I swear, Badger could teach quantum physics and still make it entertaining

@InsomniacDoggo

Жыл бұрын

Thats cause quantum physics is entertaining.

@theregalproletariat

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, quantum physics already is entertaining. I didn't say it's easy - conventional rules of physics break down on the quantum level, so the concepts you have to tackle are highly unintuitive. But it's entertaining! The concepts that you learn are so incredible in function and so universal in scope, that it's nothing short of an insult to call quantum physics boring.

@fegenein862

Жыл бұрын

if you want to have physics lessons with an excessive amount of memes, check out martincitopants kerbal space program videos

@InsomniacDoggo

Жыл бұрын

@@fegenein862 Kyle Hill is superior, bot.

@fegenein862

Жыл бұрын

@@InsomniacDoggo they have a different style of videos though

"Slippery little bastard!" *STANDING HERE I REALIZE* "Making the mother of all tanks here, Jack! Can't fret over every TOG!" *YOU ARE JUST LIKE ME TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY*

@NexGenSaiyan21

11 ай бұрын

4:08 Here we go!

0:15 *"INTO THE FIRE!!!"*

@ATHANQFORWATCHINGAND-

4 ай бұрын

0:16

Why is the sight of the BOI running up to the tank with his arms outstretched in a hug so wholesome to me?

@TheFoxDevil666

Жыл бұрын

Reminds me of that episode where SpongeBob hugs that drive able rock

@cpl.targrein1793

Жыл бұрын

I dunno, but that reminds me of little me hugging and playing on a local T-34

I love watching 10 minutes of badgers animation and 4 minutes of actual gameplay

@seraph327J

Жыл бұрын

Yes.

@boommastr1539

Жыл бұрын

But isn't that what we are really here for?

@Ragin-David

Жыл бұрын

@@boommastr1539 oh absolutely tbh. I could watch a whole TV show in that style lol

@thejuggercat

Жыл бұрын

HE BOUGHT THE WHOLE ASS MOCAP SUIT. HE GON USE THE WHOLE ASS MOCAP SUIT.

@zjjohnson3827

Жыл бұрын

Yeaaaaah Look I love Badger and his buddies… But watching a single joke or punchline followed by half a minute of edited sounds and mocap gets stale…fast Literally a quarter of the banter and game related content we used to get

Just realized how much badger looks like a much younger Quentin Tarantino

@alternative7586

Жыл бұрын

And then he's gonna announce that he's directing a movie

@thehumanvacuum3413

Жыл бұрын

​@@alternative7586 Featuring his friends, and lots, and lots of shit posty improv.

I swear every video his SFM skills just get better and better

@labrat810

Жыл бұрын

This is my first video of his. I'm absolutely astounded at what he and crew are doing with friggin' Source Film Maker. *Queue Q3A Announcer* "IMPRESSIVE"

Badger's return hit harder than a a rogue planet flying across the universe.

@dragonarchive7443

Жыл бұрын

Badger hit harder than the multi billion dollar satellite NASA crashed into an asteroid.

the first time i've ever heard badger break character during an animated section: "Imagine you have a ton. Now imagine you have 79 more tons- *wheeze"*

@particularace_1801

Жыл бұрын

Best part of the video

@thereadingaddict1632

Жыл бұрын

@@particularace_1801 nah bro the whole video is the best part

@captnrobert8462

Жыл бұрын

Me a visual learner: That's alot of tons.

@Ghost-ot8cg

Жыл бұрын

@@thereadingaddict1632 doesnt the name remind you of the twitter community?

@thereadingaddict1632

Жыл бұрын

@@Ghost-ot8cg my name?

I love how this man really made the commercial a part of the video. When dude reminded me of the sponsor I had already forgotten that the video was sponsored How, insanity

3:19 I love the good collision sounds followed by badgers vacant expression.

The detail of him using a death note as a mousepad is amazing

@Wheagg

Жыл бұрын

I thought that was a printed mousepad, that's a really neat little touch

Badger really made us wait a month for him to talk about a hot dog for 14 minutes

@thatonedude2228

Жыл бұрын

It do be like that

@404cheeseburgernotfound5

Жыл бұрын

because it's the hot dog of death

@robertono2331

Жыл бұрын

bro it's the Costoc hot dog it's not just a hot dog that's a way of life

@charlesws7825

Жыл бұрын

Dude. It's a hot dog with insane armor and a suck-ass top speed. That's worth AT LEAST 14 minutes! 😆

@charlesws7825

Жыл бұрын

@@robertono2331 If the dog ain't a Nathan's, then Costco is irrelevant.

Love how badger turns french when hes laughing sometimes

The character animations seriously keep getting better & better with each video I watch. 😂❤😂❤

When TheRussianBadger said “It’s Toggin’ time” and Togged all over the place, truly breath taking. The most KZread video ever.

@zachdavis8251

Жыл бұрын

Definitely one of the KZread videos of all time.

@watsobongo777

Жыл бұрын

@@zachdavis8251 Definitely

This video has been out for 30 seconds and is already a certified hood classic

@Chkprofilename

Жыл бұрын

Fax

@exalted_space9224

Жыл бұрын

Yes

@kuinnamationsanimations2716

Жыл бұрын

you cant call it a hood classic its reserved for very specific things. ~heavenly.

@XavierAbreu2002

Жыл бұрын

Naw this video is already a hood classic

I'm sorry but the funniest part of this video is when Badger says "imagine you have a ton... now imagine you have 79 more" and just starts laughing at the end 😂 that killed me

I think the best use of the long boy tank is to use it as moving cover for the smaller tanks.

@henrypaleveda7760

Жыл бұрын

but they'll be hit by the artillery too

Each Badger video is the equivalent of a fever dream/ acid trip combo

@karlwikman3874

Жыл бұрын

naw thats maxor dude

@sad_man0

Жыл бұрын

@@karlwikman3874 maxor is the fever dream, badge is the stuff you remember watching at 3 am

@mrjoe332

Жыл бұрын

Badger videos feels like the memories of the time you spent with the boys™

@SiafuCJ8

Жыл бұрын

Just said the same thing before seeing your comment 😂

@adrawingprotogen2994

Жыл бұрын

Yeah I had to watch this 3 times just to understand, the intro made my brain crash

I swear, badgers animation and editing skills increase every video. HES EVOLVING WE HAVE TO STOP HI-

@rokkraljkolesa9317

Жыл бұрын

no, let's see how far we can go

@exalted_space9224

Жыл бұрын

CARRON: Badge edition

@michaelwesten4624

Жыл бұрын

yeah it's better than some random twitch clips stitched togethere half as s- ed

@michaelwesten4624

Жыл бұрын

he's running low on dollars, better make another tank video

@Elittys

Жыл бұрын

oh god, badger got floorboard, he’s putting him in SFM to get beaten by a comically large spoon oh fuck

We need a full lenght cut of dancing in front of "Abstract Carnival of Pain" sign.

3:00 For reference, in BattleTech, the Charger BattleMech is 80 tons, but can do 86 kph. And that’s only because it has a FUCKHUEG 400-rating FUSION ENGINE onboard ready to cook the pilot in his/her SEAT.

I love how I wait 30+ days for a 14 minute video that provides more entertainment to my life than the last 6 months has.

@schaab7203

Жыл бұрын

and a video that was created as a add

@phntmthf5505

Жыл бұрын

Ayo, same

"For all my international [friends] who haven't landed on the moon-" Goddamn, Badger. Not only was this a fun lesson in weird history, but that's one of the most hilarious ways I've heard an imperial-to-metric demand.

@dominicbeltz9057

Жыл бұрын

With metric rockets

@stormthescarred2211

Жыл бұрын

Fun fact, NASA uses the metric system. I only found this out the other day

@jayswing6923

Жыл бұрын

fun fact, everything remotely scientific uses the metric system

@antcommander1367

Жыл бұрын

only 3 countries use imperial, usa being one of 'em. and then there are mixed user like canada and england.

@pubcle

Жыл бұрын

@@antcommander1367 Most Britain-decendent nations use some degree of imperial. Metric is better for precise decisions but Imperial is a much easier measurement for imprecise human measurements. Anything rule of thumb is better with inches. Most nations have at least a degree of local measurements being used somewhere in the language.

8:45 "MY TRACK"

I wonder if there's a Medjay in world of tanks, and, if so, does Badger know it can destroy the Tog ll by practically staring at it?

@blakesparman875

Жыл бұрын

Oof I used to ply that tank on mobile and it's a freaking BEAST.

the fact that the ending dance animation is probably badger in a mocap suit brings a smile to my face... work it badger

@Privatepain1234

Жыл бұрын

@Cassie uhh?

@sonneedswater4539

Жыл бұрын

Bettin $10 that mf is a bot…..

@ajoe.8461

Жыл бұрын

@@Privatepain1234 prob tried to comment but didnt realise he replied.

@Privatepain1234

Жыл бұрын

@@ajoe.8461 probably

You know Badger is having fun when it is VR animated video with tons of love and hardwork.... for a failed prototype tank in a tank game. I whole heartedly approve

@jyxtheberzerking4824

Жыл бұрын

it wasn't a FAILED prototype, just a late one. par for the course when the tank in question is a bunker on treads with a top speed you can outpace on a tricycle.

@theprancing

Жыл бұрын

motion capture suit actually

I think this video honestly has the best visual gags in any badger video, every one is tight and funny and it isn't just a character model making hand gestures lol there's always SOMETHING happening

"You're gonna get command grabbed by the beach ball" is the funniest quote I've heard in a while

Love the videos Badger, now make moar Edit: Had to correct my spelling

@nade_s9220

Жыл бұрын

Banana

@bruhmoment8548

Жыл бұрын

Banana

@optimistik1524

Жыл бұрын

Yes

@half8382

Жыл бұрын

Banana

@The_ace-1233

Жыл бұрын

I have shart my pants

Imagine you're a higher ranking officer tasking a Sergeant to take him and his men to clear a potential enemies house and this is their debriefing: 1:11

@BanditMC_

Жыл бұрын

Off the fucking map

Skulker is truly a menace to society. I want more of his shenanigans. 🎉

I'm so glad I was introduced to this channel.

I felt that, "NOOOO-" when Skulker was rewinding vomit sounds. The amount of emotional damage in that split second of screaming was palpable

Watching a juggernaut with an exoskeleton talk to twitch chat is magical

1:11 "Yeah, I cleared the house... *BOOM!* ...off the fucking map!"

the intro feels like me when i went dummy off of flinstone gummies

He used the sound of the sorting algorithm to amass the health pool… Genius

@colonelpopcorn7702

Жыл бұрын

Oh my god that’s brilliant. I didn’t catch it the first time

Badger slowly turning into a one man movie studio for 3d animation

@wolfargo44

Жыл бұрын

and the best thing about it is that when the movie is released we don't have to pay for admission

At 10:17 he goes from French to goblin in a matter of seconds.

4:42 so basically I can take roughly 15 hits

"Imagine you have one ton... now imagine you have seventy-nine more tons" sent me to heaven

@AngryStickBoi

Жыл бұрын

did you hear him slightly laugh as he said it that was what really got me the fact that he laughed at his own stupid bullshit that he wrote and planned out

I feel like “abstract carnival of pain” describes most of badgers content. Perfect

The idea of an incredibly large, fast firing, extremely durable tank might actually work if paired with many small hard hitting tanks.

5:55 Felony tomfoolery charges

"1 pound, 1 pan, 1 tasty meal." Greatest quote I think I've heard in a while

@DeadlySinner97

Жыл бұрын

Seriously someone who works in their marketing needs to adopt this as their new Slogan XD

@BM-cw6wj

Жыл бұрын

It really does encapsulate Hamburger Helper lol. As someone who live on a budget, that shit tastes good AND it's cheap.

“An abstract carnival of pain” is a good way to describe the kidney stone slowly making its way through me right now.

@notyourbusiness5193

Жыл бұрын

I feel you man i was bed ridden 4 three days unable to move.

@bobwalsh3751

Жыл бұрын

OW

@aliteralpotato873

Жыл бұрын

Did you get it out yet?

5:58 months later at the badge sqaud HQ.

man I've never played a war game, and I don't even like the combat parts of my rpgs like half the time- but you and your friends are enjoying yourselves and laughing so much I can't help but smile! wild stuff.

Badger back in a tank. May God help the Axis - they're about to need it.

@michaelwesten4624

Жыл бұрын

he's running low on dollars, better make another tank video

All the animations this video had double the impact and I couldn’t love it more

As a tank operator these video tickle me in a very special way

4:09 STANDING HERE!!! I REALIZE!!! THAT YOUR JUST LIKE ME TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY!!!

I believe that if maxor and badger ever make a video together, many people will suffer from serious brain damage for the enormous amount of "quality content" they are so known for.

@mileskessler2905

Жыл бұрын

oh they did, badger VA'd for Maxor's second Elden Ring vid.

@herrdoctor2895

Жыл бұрын

@@mileskessler2905 with Ironmouse in it, its so curse knowing Max0r and Russianbadger is in the same vid as Mousey, its like knowing Ronald Reagan and Stalin is in the same recording room as Taylor Swift, I mean you know Taylor Swift but you also know Reagan and Stalin

@agileapollo

Жыл бұрын

If Max0r, Badger, and Martincitopants collaborate, I think my brain will explode

@vobsvids

Жыл бұрын

@@herrdoctor2895 they feel like entirely separate worlds.

@vobsvids

Жыл бұрын

@@agileapollo that would be awesome. But I think Max0r knew better than to put the two in the same video.

I’m so caught up in midterm season that I completely forgot how chaotic Badger’s videos are. That first minute made me feel like I was having a stroke before my brain caught up to reality and allowed me to smile at the randomness. :)

1:06 its sounds like what would play for the start of a funny clip show

I love the Tank Trivia thrown in about the choice of tank, Badger. Keep it up!