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@oscarbowman4664
2 жыл бұрын
hello landfall
@potatojohnny3898
2 жыл бұрын
Yo landfall yall need to make more tabs cartoons
@dcisking1033
2 жыл бұрын
Na yall aren't boring
@raefiggemeier3362
2 жыл бұрын
Thx for the Xbox update but it crashes a lot but it’s cool keep it up more updates ok Tabs is good
@MooseMolestr
2 жыл бұрын
landfall why did batman fuck up my father
They turned Badger into an alligator, funniest thing I’ve ever seen
@soldiertroy.8754
2 жыл бұрын
Tabs is just drunken rainbow six siege
@bushi3412
2 жыл бұрын
Cornel, they turned him into a alligator. Its the funniest shit I've ever seen.
@africanamericanbear3085
2 жыл бұрын
It’s the funniest shit I’ve ever seen
@rextheslyfox
2 жыл бұрын
Swas
@garyroosel8870
2 жыл бұрын
Perish
"SWAWS!" - Old Klingon Proverb
@elflordyt6830
2 жыл бұрын
Ew a reaction group
@Dante-tt4nt
2 жыл бұрын
"SWAWS!"
@kulda_1819
2 жыл бұрын
@@elflordyt6830 That's not nice
@ILikeSoda229
2 жыл бұрын
@@elflordyt6830 ikr? I hate when a group of people laugh at something they enjoy
@johnlukecolley5543
2 жыл бұрын
My first time finding you guys in the comments
"This was in the manual. Eisenhower said it. How many World Wars did you win?" Gotta be one of my favorite lines in history 😂
@istvantriber4476
11 ай бұрын
when he sead that i was like "I won all wars" NOW am like "I DID nt SEE you in ANY of the wars"
@Calibri_S
4 ай бұрын
@@istvantriber4476 R/IHadAStroke
@Eye_Of_Odin978
3 ай бұрын
@@istvantriber4476 Your writing is worse than the flu, a1dz, and cancer combined
Actually funny story from today, my mom is very much my personal watch over, so I had to eventually explain to her what tabg was. Of course through that, badger was brought up. Now, my mom loves knowing what I like, she basically knows me better than I do, and at one point she made me show her a couple of badgers' videos. Of course I didn't think much of it and went along. BIG MISTAKE. By the time we reached the end of the third video, my mom noticed something, badger's engagement ring. What is the first thing she says? "Wait he's married?" And thinking nothing of it I go yeah! YOU KNOW WHAT SHE SAID? "That poor woman..." What the actual Costco carp fountain fuck.
@yagamil46
11 ай бұрын
Mothers can be brutally honest sometimes, just means she loves ya, right?
@aqua_melonnn6297
11 ай бұрын
hopefully!
@JohnDoe12345.
11 ай бұрын
My grandmother used to do this, but duckduckgo and a restraining order solved that
@tossmangrenade1400
11 ай бұрын
What the actual Costco carp fountain fuck
@foxicecube
10 ай бұрын
the end of this is amazing
“It’s not about the money Spider-Man it’s about becoming a crocodile” - Badger probably
@skeletonlord5255
2 жыл бұрын
Why do think that green goblin is saying that
@StealthTheFoxz
2 жыл бұрын
@@skeletonlord5255 "It ain't about the green! It about the GOBLIN, Spider-Man!"
@brendanrobb5642
2 жыл бұрын
It’s about the Mets babeeee
@ASquared544
2 жыл бұрын
“But I don’t want to cure cancer! I want to turn people into dinosaurs!”
@hasanbaalbaki4453
2 жыл бұрын
Get a home run, let’s go Mets.
The story of getting in the game, as told on 2fort without textures.
@coleb4934
Жыл бұрын
Beat me to it
@verdantvagrant7353
Жыл бұрын
I’m a moron I knew I recognized it from somewhere
@timeforgottenprince8271
Жыл бұрын
Now if only Badger could play TF 2 ....
@Choujifangirl
Ай бұрын
What the hell I didn’t even realize that was 2fort
17:11 You have alerted the horde
@The_whales
Жыл бұрын
*insert zombie screams*
@livekazumareaction
Жыл бұрын
*sick ass beat*
…He deadass did the whole ”Money” segment so he could say ”It's not always about the money Spiderman.” I fucking love Badger.
@Firomus
2 жыл бұрын
Goddamn you beat me to it my friend
@daniyarsadykov3385
2 жыл бұрын
Its about the METS BABY LET'S GO METS!
@DivineSpider3
2 жыл бұрын
That's kinda gay bro (joke)
@Otterdisappointment
2 жыл бұрын
It’s not about the money; it’s about sending a message.
@johngun4377
2 жыл бұрын
The bots really be going in full force, huh
he was right about otis
@tdab3883
2 жыл бұрын
He's always right
@jesselbtw
2 жыл бұрын
Why are you here
@Bob-rt3dk
2 жыл бұрын
@@jesselbtw berd can't watch some epic KZread content?
@0_range_hat
2 жыл бұрын
Agreed.
@Iamnotaspy.
2 жыл бұрын
Always was.
11:35) oh my heavens I nearly choked on my damn Cheez-Its no matter how many times I watch that it will never not be funny just the way the character leans in with the text pop up of “Joe Mama” is flawless
@anime_milkers
Жыл бұрын
Dawg you made spill my milk from Nami
@ericmilan
Жыл бұрын
Chokeed from whater what the fuck ps I'm fine
@roycouch802
Жыл бұрын
that's a good moment but for me it's "You've heard of elf on a shelf but have you ever heard of Croco with a glocko." 🤣 5:24
@Choujifangirl
Жыл бұрын
@@roycouch802 I agree, that’s good one
13:47 man i need a version of "4 Non Blondes - What's Up" but with that sample
It's beautiful how TABG can be more enjoyable than most Battle Royales.
@GothicSoldier9000
2 жыл бұрын
It goes back to basics with a dev team that's just focused on dumb fun, connected to a playerbase that thinks the same way. Bare bones monetization for a free-to-play also helps.
@brothercharanus1927
2 жыл бұрын
It's 'da funni sanvich man
@defaultdance4727
2 жыл бұрын
selling point: Battle royale.. but ragdoll???
@Iamnotaspy.
2 жыл бұрын
No...mostly yes.
@f.b.i9871
2 жыл бұрын
Y emen
"Gatorland is the closest that earth will get to heaven" As a floridian, that is correct
@themrlupo3591
2 жыл бұрын
as a canadian, all I can say is we think entering flordia without someone slower than you is a death wish, we also think you guys are crazy, no offence intended
@jkl5901
2 жыл бұрын
@@themrlupo3591 we are bro
@lechking941
2 жыл бұрын
@@themrlupo3591 oh no we are absolutly bat shit insane XD oh and dont worry, we keep the gaters in the backyards only
@themrlupo3591
2 жыл бұрын
@@lechking941 so you also keep wild animals in your back yards, people who live in the forrest in canada keep bears
@themrlupo3591
2 жыл бұрын
@@jkl5901 LOL
3:19 *suddenly become a history channel
@The-Ink-Dragon97
4 ай бұрын
Is that an issue?
“Can I fucking help you?” Killed me
Name: Russian Badger Pfp: Seal Interests: Sharks TABG Skin: Crocodile this man is an enigma
@absurddive
2 жыл бұрын
Current status: BALLIN'
@rynemcgriffin1752
2 жыл бұрын
@@absurddive SCP Status: Pickle
@drybonesstudios5654
2 жыл бұрын
Speaks GERMAN.
@samshapira8295
2 жыл бұрын
No. This man is a scalie.
@Crimson_Sun2486
2 жыл бұрын
Name: Russian Badger Species: *American Human*
"It's not always about the money, Spiderman, i just wanted the word SWAWS in a videogame" is the peak bajur quote.
@dean.jaffer212
2 жыл бұрын
Followed by massive amounts of doubt.
@penguinsrockrgr8yt216
2 жыл бұрын
It’s not about the money It’s about sending a message
@kgamer1715
2 жыл бұрын
Spiderman be spitting facts tho
@DrillsVAL
2 жыл бұрын
Its about the mets baby
4:22 the way badger just chills around the crocodile tells he’s from Florida
@mateorios1636
4 ай бұрын
Hes canadian alshtually
@GnohmPolaeon.B.OniShartz
2 ай бұрын
This makes sense, the most patriotic Americans tend to be Canadian. @mateorios1636
13:51 Seeing the gator hold a sword I immediately thought “mess with the gator, you get the saber”
These travis Scott jokes aged like wine
@boogiewugie
2 жыл бұрын
My thoughts exactly
@DagmaleronMC
2 жыл бұрын
There it is, I came back looking for a comment like this XD
@worried019story8
2 жыл бұрын
@@trueegypt6952 dam i can't breath Neither could they
@TwinBlades1
2 жыл бұрын
Yo how tf did you make this comment 12 days ago have more likes than my 1 month ago comment? Please teach me your ways
@WTFisTingispingis
2 жыл бұрын
@@trueegypt6952 oof
6 months ago: "I'm playing with a TABG asset." now: "I *am* a TABG asset."
@coolgreenbug7551
2 жыл бұрын
He has become the very thing he sought to destroy
@EcHoDuDeMaN
2 жыл бұрын
6 months later: "I am TABG"
@StealthTheFoxz
2 жыл бұрын
@@EcHoDuDeMaN Totally Accurate Badgergrounds.
@EcHoDuDeMaN
2 жыл бұрын
@@StealthTheFoxz I don't know if I hate it or love it
I feel that Grouse would actually make a great Dallas voiceover in Payday 2
Badger is the only person that can title a video “SWAWS” and it be good.
Pros: Badger is getting better at animating Cons: Badger is getting better at animating
@yuumibook9619
2 жыл бұрын
Pros: Badger is getting more popular Cons: Badger only gets more powerful
@themrlupo3591
2 жыл бұрын
LOL
@eMpTy12189
2 жыл бұрын
Yes
@gojizard704
2 жыл бұрын
The fact that hed using a mocap suit is even better but its worse for my mental health and my sides due to how they arr splitting from laughing so hard and the longet i watch his shit the stupider i become
@painfulsnare
2 жыл бұрын
It’s all just an elaborate scheme, everybody knows that Badger is a government drone.
This is the most cursed series on Badger’s channel and I fucking love it.
@heapgamer3658
2 жыл бұрын
and the best
@Erin-2008
2 жыл бұрын
Same
@spaghetti_rookie
2 жыл бұрын
its more than cursed, its more blursed (sort of)
@Jumpy-xv7gk
2 жыл бұрын
Same
@brother-xj1ft
2 жыл бұрын
Most serious game in the world
"Crocco with a glocko" beautiful
5:28 Crocco with a gloko had me dying😂
"Glock 17 makes sense because it has 17 rounds" *flashback to Zach's Gun Rants*
@CW-xn1ot
2 жыл бұрын
Ah, nice to see another viewer of mikeburnfire on here
@kaizon7177
2 жыл бұрын
I’ve been looking for the infinite “that’s not right” comments
@couriersix2549
2 жыл бұрын
*screams in gun nerd*
@FAL_Enthusiast
2 жыл бұрын
The more holes the better the gun!
@apiatkowski7183
2 жыл бұрын
I won't be happy till they add the pancore jackhammer
Badger has reached a point where his shitposting has begun to generate it's own gravitation influence that has begun to suck in everything surrounding it, only growing in density and range the longer it goes on. I fear the Badger blackhole may soon extend it's event horizon of shitposting beyond our puny cultural sphere, engulfing all of human inter-personal communication and our identity as a species.
@pramusetyakanca1552
2 жыл бұрын
Let’s just hope it's result is better for the community.
@callsign_whitefox5146
2 жыл бұрын
Gotta make some shitposts to help don’t we?
@Mygg_Jeager
2 жыл бұрын
I'm already regularly dropping Rus'yam Bagger Bagetti references and slang at work, so like, I think that's already begun lol. I'm getting co workers and customers in on it too.
@mikedicewrites
2 жыл бұрын
Why does this sound so crazy but scientifically possible?🤣
@theteleportedbread8803
2 жыл бұрын
Long time later Shitpost will be that huge the earth will around this then sun
6:38 Imagine you’re just playing this game, and then you get fucking obliterated by SCOOB and the gang.
I'm just saying safety off on da flintlock 10:55
Flashback to when Badger said: "Anything's possible if we bully him enough" And here we are...
@reapergaming7680
2 жыл бұрын
2020 and he's STILL in games HOW DOES HE DO IT?
For anyone who finds Glock’s model numbers confusing, they are based on patent numbers. The glock 17 was Gaston Glock’s 17th patent, the glock 18 was his 18th patent, the glock 19 was his 19th patent, so on and so forth. This of course begs the question: what were his first 16 patents? The answer: 16 different designs for shower curtain rings.
@EcHoDuDeMaN
2 жыл бұрын
This liberal needs to be sent to the shadow realm for committing a war crime in sweden
@eliassaari2454
2 жыл бұрын
I was so mad at badger for that shit.
@ragnarokstravius2074
2 жыл бұрын
How does one go from 16 different shower curtain ring designs, to one of the most successful handguns ever? Just how.
@FrozenPyro
2 жыл бұрын
@@ragnarokstravius2074 Austria was looking for a new weapon for the military and Gaston Glock was just like "Yo this polymer shit is pretty neat, what if we just made a gun for funsies?"
@Gundrium
2 жыл бұрын
@@ragnarokstravius2074 answer? Well... Let's just say there's a reason Glock still has the "Explosive Tupperware" sterotype.
Thank you for my username
@Mykene_the_hamster
2 ай бұрын
😌
This is the singular video that has convinced me to try this game
“Sharks don’t exist on land” Land-shark beer: *cries silently in the corner*
@R_Caine
2 жыл бұрын
There are sharks on land. They're called loan sharks.
@andyfriederichsen
2 жыл бұрын
Epaulette Shark: "What about me?"
@andyfriederichsen
2 жыл бұрын
@Putri Saja No.
@samuelgwiyo9508
2 жыл бұрын
kzread.info/dash/bejne/lIZn1ayTlK7RfZM.html
@Ze_N00B
2 жыл бұрын
Lemonshark: *walks away depressed*
He turned himself into an alligator pickle, funniest shit I’ve ever seen.
@fish2845
2 жыл бұрын
agreed
@maxihaxi9787
2 жыл бұрын
Alligickle
@hio.hinomaru21
2 жыл бұрын
Florida
@Gojimon630
2 жыл бұрын
Isn't that just pickle Kapkan?
@princesslightning5447
2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
7:03 was awesome
4:05 fucking hilarious. This is one of my favorites. Always giggle at it
"They're older than fucking TREES" Congrats, Badger; I can officially say that I laughed out loud!
@aganaom1712
2 жыл бұрын
Imagine surviving at least two mass extinctions and being so afraid of a sea panda that you zip your ass down a full fuckin mile to avoid being anywhere in the same postal code as it
@adastial2104
2 жыл бұрын
@@aganaom1712 unfortunately that sea panda is a stupid smart and the definition of 99 strength and a 99 intelligence build
@aganaom1712
2 жыл бұрын
@@adastial2104 oh I'm well aware. Orcas go out of their way to bully sharks almost more so than basically all other ocean life
@josephuribe4305
2 жыл бұрын
@@aganaom1712 It baffles me that they are recorded to kill sharks and eat JUST the liver. They're pretty much dolphins that hacked natures source code to make themselves op.
@samwilson7044
2 жыл бұрын
@@josephuribe4305 if it make you feel better humpbacks hate orcas so much they will go out of their way to fight them to save other animals from them.
I own a flintlock pistol for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four crocos with glockos break into my house, As a grab my flintlock pistol and SWAWS voice pack, I blow a SWAWS sized hole through the first croco, it's dead on the spot. I draw my blunderbuss on the second croco, but it doesn't miss, because...it's a blunderbuss... I have to resort to the literal handheld cannon mounted at the top of the stairs, loaded with grapeshot. Two more crocos are killed in the volley, and the blast sets off a thermonuclear warhead. I then ask the homies to rate my drip while waiting for the Police to arrive. Ah, just as the founding fathers intended.
@Durgieboy
2 жыл бұрын
The amount of Russian badger you’d have to watch to make this meme. Lmao dude that’s actually pretty good.
@SnifferSock
2 жыл бұрын
Not bad doge, not bad.
@Blob69
2 жыл бұрын
Take my like
@billylynn9758
2 жыл бұрын
A beautiful remix of the home defense bit
@geoevo-007
2 жыл бұрын
Not yet
15:04 PULL UP TERRAIN
If I remember correctly, glock branding is based on when it was made, it atarted out with 17 because it was Gaston Glock's seventeenth invention
I absolutely love the fact that badger is constantly changing his model every video, but Grouse is permanently Dallas from Payday™
@deadmau3000
2 жыл бұрын
and heavenly is permanently a cacodemon
@maskplayer60
2 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure because that's what they wanted to be known as also grouse can do a good Dallas voice
@enderrplayz4138
2 жыл бұрын
™️
@tannerbauserman5757
2 жыл бұрын
@@deadmau3000 he is either cacodemon or as doom guy, those are the only things I’ve seen him as
@shaneh1872
2 жыл бұрын
@@maskplayer60 AHHHHHHHH I NEED A MEDIC BAG
the sheer imagination that Badger is dancing alone, without music in his room, wrapped in his MoCap suit, is sad and hilarious at the same time
@AremStefaniaK
2 жыл бұрын
gets paid in propietary dlc
why can i now just imagine with the russianbadger voice pack "enemy. man, 300 meters, north, fast, fast, fast
@dravendarkplays9607
Жыл бұрын
Yes
That 2008 housing market crash killed me faster than my boomer ain't killed the housing market.
"who sees trash, and is like imma eat that" me: looking at my dog
@notwise9455
2 жыл бұрын
My best friend's girlfriend be like
@willlavine1105
2 жыл бұрын
yesn't
@SirMattomaton
2 жыл бұрын
Me: In line at Taco Bell.
everybody talking about tabg: “the guns are so unrealistic-“ badger: *pumps blunderbuss with malicious intent*
@FatalHog
2 жыл бұрын
*loads handcannon with malicious intent*
@exodusblack5455
2 жыл бұрын
*proceeds to fire blunderbuss 3 times in a row because of that one buff, thus becoming a human space program*
@charliebernhardt410
2 жыл бұрын
Looks like ur being banned to the shadow realm Jimbo
@igoregarza3941
2 жыл бұрын
Wait Pumps a blunderbuss?
@eatafox
2 жыл бұрын
That's immediately what I thought when I saw him pump the blunderbust
9:22 you can turn off the alarm on your car depending on the make and model so an Altima I think you had to hold the in lock and trunk button
best badger quote yet "so if you've ever complained that Jurassic park isn't a real thing it is a real thing its just not called Jurassic park its called Florida"
I wholeheartedly believe that if we could harness energy from a person character, Badger could power a small town in Russia for at least fifty years.
@shadowdragon2730
2 жыл бұрын
what about ohio
@justasaddlemaker2996
2 жыл бұрын
@@shadowdragon2730 It’s literally a rural bar fight of a state.
@ApolloVice09
2 жыл бұрын
what about Africa
@justasaddlemaker2996
2 жыл бұрын
@@ApolloVice09 it is quite possible
@alexredwood9988
2 жыл бұрын
Or power all of Florida for 2.54 seconds.
12:22 "I feel like I'm sitting at the airsofters lunch table right now." As someone with a friend that had an airsoft group in my high school, I know how he feels.
@Real_Mick3y6
2 жыл бұрын
Me and my only friend are those kids
@RoyalGriffin.
2 жыл бұрын
What does it feel like? I never hanged out with people who play airsoft, let alone played with airsoft guns.
@Real_Mick3y6
2 жыл бұрын
@@RoyalGriffin. It's like we're the quiet kids, except we actually have our own gear.
@RoyalGriffin.
2 жыл бұрын
@@Real_Mick3y6 oh.
@delta-31
Жыл бұрын
Hehe I’m an airsofter hehe
12:50 you forgot the H&K ones :)
0:55 PLEASE. KILL. ME.
“Why do I use my power to put SWAWS in a game?” Because you are the only one we trust to get the job done
“Crocco with a glocko is a viable strategy” What about crocco with a glockinator?
@sauce903
2 жыл бұрын
Crocinator with a glockinator
@DR-564
2 жыл бұрын
don't you mean crocconator with a glockonator
@Haunted2077
2 жыл бұрын
We don't need to give the crocodiles *glockinators* , the already have Glocks. Yes I'm talking about the ones in florida
@tysonvienneau1830
2 жыл бұрын
@@Haunted2077 Jurassic Park look'n different
@Riograndeserepublic
2 жыл бұрын
Master has presented dobby with a glock
Landfall should make a story game that’s a war between the wobbly military, with badger as a character that says swaws randomly, and has a stroke while saying like Mr Crocker from fairly oddparents
13:27 "ITS A BOLD STRATEGY COTTON LETS SEE IF IT PAYS OF FOR HIM"
I was really hoping for his crying baby seal to be his character skin but a gator is still meme worthy. Also, I really love the fact that Badger is also a fellow animal enthusiast.
@terrarian7910
2 жыл бұрын
s e t o r
Glocks are named after their patent number by the way, for people who wanted to know the fact that the Glock 17 holds 17 rounds is a happy coincidence EDIT: jeez, this comment did kind of good. I got that fact from Ahoy's Guns in Video Games series, look it up on KZread with Ahoy Glock 17
@manfail7469
2 жыл бұрын
lol if the naming was based on the capacity glock 43s would be a lot more common lol
@tytyzap335
2 жыл бұрын
Did you watch Zachs gun rants?
@thelazykitty2463
2 жыл бұрын
A coincidence that all glock fans appreciate
@FunDipFobs
2 жыл бұрын
Literally commented this & deleted it after seeing you commented it.
@rogue-561
2 жыл бұрын
Thank you
0:17-0:23 is the only reason I have watched this at least 10 times, this is my favorite video for when I’m sad lol
Lol the bit at 9:05 sounds so dope if it were true ngl.
Fun fact: the “turtule” you see at 4:16 is actually a Herman’s tortoise. They live in the dry deserts of Asia, are sweet tempered and love watermelons!
@diemandtheanimatronicwolf
2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the fact!
@dotexe8870
2 жыл бұрын
Any plastic over there?
@spacepug8950
2 жыл бұрын
@@dotexe8870 we are humans of course the got to be some plastic there
@dotexe8870
2 жыл бұрын
@@spacepug8950 tru
@theovereditedarena5672
2 жыл бұрын
Tortoises eating watermelon sounds amazing I would watch hours of that
Just so everyone knows, Glocks are numbered after their patent: not their caliber or mag capacity. The fact that the Glock 17 has 17 rounds is just serendipity.
@GolgariGymBro
2 жыл бұрын
The fact that the Glock 45 isn't naturally chambered in .45 is the opposite of serendipity.
@bonogiamboni4830
2 жыл бұрын
@@GolgariGymBro it's like a bad version of "who's on first", there's the 44 and the 22 and the 45 and the 38 and none of them are in the correct caliber, so plinking with a 44 and home defense with a 22 make sense.
@neolegend65
2 жыл бұрын
Was just about to say
@manydany3342
2 жыл бұрын
Thank god someone knows
@yeetguy4635
2 жыл бұрын
Remember when glock release glock 44 people excited that it would be chambered in .44 mag and it was released in .22 lr. Yeah
15:16 Pull up: TERRAIN Pull up: Terrain
Watching saltigue get obliterated by a sniper reminded me of one of badgers payday vids where someone got a .50 through their skull
I like how badger’s at the point in his career where he’s effectively monetized internet shitposting using alternative means; yet still has to play KZread flappy bird just right in order to keep his ads lol
@wooloob6275
2 жыл бұрын
That goes to show how much of a fuckin mess KZread is now with youtube kids and the whole ad-pocalypse thing which seems to be 1 long apocalypse tbh
@NightmareBlade10
2 жыл бұрын
@@wooloob6275 KZread has been fucked for as long as I've known it. If it isn't advertising it's copyright, if it isn't copyright then it's content policing and censorhsip. One thing right after a-fucking-nother. It's ridiculous.
@ppfunny2159
2 жыл бұрын
Wow THAT COMMIT IS AMAZING
@Butter_Warrior99
2 жыл бұрын
These comments are based. Been watching KZread at it's golden age. I've been disappointed sense 2017.
@Butter_Warrior99
2 жыл бұрын
These comments are based. Been watching KZread at it's golden age. I've been disappointed sense 2017.
“It’s not always about the money Spider-Man” I was really scared it was gonna be about the Mets for a second
@alternative7586
2 жыл бұрын
I thought he was gonna burn the money
@theswag9477
2 жыл бұрын
It’s about the Mets baby the mets
@janoschsuchy4628
2 жыл бұрын
It's about the Mets baby love the Mets ok baby lets go get a homerun love the Mets
@Liam-fd4uh
2 жыл бұрын
Lets go Mets
Badger is the whole reason I installed this game and for the fun I’ve had on it I must thank him
I love this entire channel So many nights binge watching, and I’ve rewatched A LOT and im always laughing
Fun fact: similar to badger, a crocodile will wait in the water for their prey to start drinking, and then they just yoink them. Exactly like badger does with money
@thechargentarge1341
2 жыл бұрын
O o o o h
@PensPen209
2 жыл бұрын
my gawd
@nodeloliver6201
2 жыл бұрын
At last... an ACTUAL FUN FACT.
2:47 Badger made an entire skit just for a "It's not always about the money, Spider-Man" joke. *This is high quality content*
@anthonycolby8424
Жыл бұрын
And 10 seconds before that, he referenced the “Dotson”” scene from Jurassic park!
@brittanyhilliard6051
Жыл бұрын
Bruh
@airbridge2400
Жыл бұрын
IT'S ABOUT THE METS
@The_Spectacular_Spider-Brock
Жыл бұрын
@@airbridge2400LETS GET A HOMERUN BABY
@banjomanperson
Жыл бұрын
@@The_Spectacular_Spider-Brock WOO METS LOVE THE METS
As a Floridian myself, I can say with full impunity that the only places in this environmental state that don’t look like a freaking swamp are our cities like Tallahassee and Orlando (the city I live near as a mof), but everything else? Personally, most of the communities in here I know of have a backyard that is 70% swamp-like, and yet I still don’t got gators…only snapping turtles, ducks, and cranes lol
It is true, he is indeed goated with the SWAWS
“They’re actually kind people but making it sound dramatic makes it less boring” Me when I talk about my boss
@redtube0156
2 жыл бұрын
Best of kzread.info/dron/AokQ1YjDaHhZt9tE9iia9Q.html
For a brief moment, I thought Badger was going to say “it’s not always about the money, Spider-Man. It’s about the Mets baby”
@hugonorgren1118
2 жыл бұрын
Love the mets whoo mets cmon homerun baby love the mets
Just realized one of the saloon bars in the map looks A LOT like the rdr one armadillo saloon
Wow. Badger did what every Spider-Man Villain couldn't do. Cap Spider-Man....over money. And in all fairness, Spidy did have a point.....why do I hear clicks and racking metal sounds?
"Winston Churchill throwing up Crip outside the Reichstag" that has to be my favourite line ever said.
@pokeminerboi6051
2 жыл бұрын
"Eisenhower said it, how many world wars did you win?"
@Veryunderratedyter
Жыл бұрын
@@pokeminerboi6051 pretty sure they did it on pretty much everybody in Berlin
@FancyMcSchmancy
Жыл бұрын
Being said like that didn’t probably happen.
@lemonlimeenzyme569
Жыл бұрын
9:14
@Mkyb0ne21
Жыл бұрын
Ok
They turned badger into a voice line, funniest shit I’ve ever seen.
@Omorihandle
2 жыл бұрын
Grouse... Grouse... Wake up grouse we need to make a tabs video, (drinks guacamole gamer fart)
@krosskreut3463
2 жыл бұрын
Fuk sorry, i mean, 11:04
@recruitlegionary5552
2 жыл бұрын
Dey put da budger in da gem
It’s crazy how it has already been 2 years, time flies by and it brings memories Funny vid 😂 👍
3:14"you have reached your limit on talking, please let him cook."
This glorified shitpost of a game was 100% made for Badger
@Void_Ghost_Beelz
2 жыл бұрын
Facts bro, facts
I swear I wouldn’t be able to watch the videos as long and as intently I do if the CGI and sound effects weren’t here Love your videos man, Happy New Years 🧡🧡🧡
Okay but just to be clear: Turtles eat trash because they think it's a jellyfish. Jellyfish aren't even very nutritional but they're massively invasive because they don't have many hunters.
Not gonna lie, I’d watch a 10 minute video of Badger arguing with himself using motion capture.
@thecringecreator5936
2 жыл бұрын
Yes I would fucking loveee that
Oh my god, you literally made the people at Opera GX realize TABG was free even though it has been for months. They just added it to the free games list
@raivismierins3550
2 жыл бұрын
yoo didnt notice thanks!
@cortezboose446
2 жыл бұрын
🤣😂🤣😂
@yodavanckart
2 жыл бұрын
Well, not on xbox
@justaclone2825
2 жыл бұрын
I like how badger is basically controlling game developers to add things in games! We the people need a crocodile shark hybrid skin in the Halo games! …or……every game!!!
@artisanfps
2 жыл бұрын
@@yodavanckart tabg isnt on xbox though...
I can only imagine the literal chaos with Badger’s voice line pack when someone buys it. 😂😂😂
You cannot convince me that this came out 2 years ago
“It’s not about the money, Spider-Man... ITS ABOUT THE METS BABY”
@duckman8657
2 жыл бұрын
Love da Mets!!
@roamandread1451
2 жыл бұрын
Geta home run!
@206Minotaur
2 жыл бұрын
Alright baybee lets gooo
@taylorlynn2522
2 жыл бұрын
What is this meme? Mr wooosh over here needs some context
@warrenbasinger2066
2 жыл бұрын
@@taylorlynn2522 look up king pen and Spider-Man “it’s about the Mets” meme there has now been a transformer one and several others
"What the fuck is this branding" Actually, Glocks are named after the patent number. That's why the Glock 17 is the Glock 17: it was the 17th patent.
@Eatmydbzballs
2 жыл бұрын
Thank you mikeburnfire for telling me this.
@walkingglasses6264
2 жыл бұрын
@@Eatmydbzballs bruh same lmao, love their vids
@Luke-nc6fj
2 жыл бұрын
@@Eatmydbzballs I've learnt more about guns then I'd like to admit from watching those guys
As a Floridian, and I’m being for real, I can confirm Florida is America’s Australia’s by the amount of big crocodiles we have.
"Do you know how tight sharks are?" -therussianbadger
For anyone who's genuinely curious, Glock identifies their models by order in which they filed for the patent. The Glock 17 was the 17th patented product they made. 19 - 19th. 45 - 45th. It does seem deliberately confusing though...
@notajaxon9476
2 жыл бұрын
Uh thanks
@ethanklee9041
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah I only know that from MikeBurnFire's gun rant videos
@stephenuchiha6430
2 жыл бұрын
Was legitimately thinking about making this exact comment. Thanks for making it so I don’t have to.
@tukuiPat
2 жыл бұрын
the more you know
@wheel7850
2 жыл бұрын
@@stephenuchiha6430 same
Badger: "Like you're gonna do a drive by with a BAR" Clyde Barrow: "Am I a joke to you?"
@epstiljim1024
2 жыл бұрын
OH NO LOL
@camerongunn7906
2 жыл бұрын
It's also kind of funny that a BAR was also one of the weapons they used to kill Bonnie and Clyde. I mean you could just buy them off the shelf back then.
@gunnarthefeisty
2 жыл бұрын
I am the BAR god and I speak for the rifles
@bengunderman5382
2 жыл бұрын
@@gunnarthefeisty "BAR is trash" - FG42 Gang
@gunnarthefeisty
2 жыл бұрын
@@bengunderman5382 random whitename with no knowledge of the lore
Love how the first 6 minutes of the video are 6 minutes of non stop advertising
9:10 that was my favourite part of the video😂😂😂
I'm kinda annoyed that badger didn't add the part where Saltigue wrecked him in the final battle by launching him out of bounds just when Badger was about to one hit kill Saltigue with his Axe.
@markman6105
2 жыл бұрын
What is the time stamp on the stream?
@thesupernoob2780
2 жыл бұрын
@@markman6105 wanna know too
@kurddles416
2 жыл бұрын
where is the sauce
@VideoViewer8247
2 жыл бұрын
@@kurddles416 No no, where is the swaws