Badger: "at 24 frames chat you can't expect me to hit shit." Me who plays Rainbow six Seige on a potato: "huh.."

@Wiz_nation16

3 жыл бұрын

@Emery Dennis nice but I don’t think anyone asked

@velconx15

3 жыл бұрын

@Emery Dennis Me no like

@ad-manchannel1017

3 жыл бұрын

Me who plays rust @15 fps

@fakeaccount7525

3 жыл бұрын

@@ad-manchannel1017 me who cant even start the fucking game

@tankcommander26

3 жыл бұрын

Og xbox one gang

The last thing Badger needed was to add the word “drip” to his vocabulary

@ronromino2158

3 жыл бұрын

Add “drip” to tabg word bank is what we need now

@phoenyxgames2030

3 жыл бұрын

He lost headass for drip

@wonderdakka

3 жыл бұрын

The all trying to get this platinum chip, while out here with my platinum drip

@CruzRoman3211

3 жыл бұрын

The milk man????? Is your milk delicious???

@Kirk1520

3 жыл бұрын

9o*Oyrss This comment was edited but this is me typing while I’m asleep. Wassup.

"Never thought I'd be talking to a TABG voice actor." Better start believin' in Voice Actors, Russianbadger; Ye are one!!

@Noblest_6

7 ай бұрын

Second ever Pirates of the Caribbean reference I’ve seen on this site

@King_Sus

5 ай бұрын

LOL

@scrp6638

4 ай бұрын

He was Minos Prime in the Maxor ULTRAKILL Act 2 video “MY BLOOD IS A CONTROLLED SUBSTANCE IN 39 STATES”

@lieutenantyellow8440

2 ай бұрын

@@scrp6638 PERCS

Badger really went from playing with an asset to BEING an asset

"The russian roulette", a revolver that jams up on almost every shot unless you get lucky in which case it unleashes the force of a 1000 suns.

@RyzzS8911

3 жыл бұрын

+ One chance to shoot every 5 seconds To avoid macro use

@nickolost408

3 жыл бұрын

-slaps the revolver- " lousy piece of sh-" *-Fires and kills everyone in a mile radius-*

@nightmaresylv2037

3 жыл бұрын

*uses a flintlock fully loaded*

@plk2147

3 жыл бұрын

how bout a map wide russian roulette event where bullets have a 1/6 chance of shooting the player themselves

@nightmaresylv2037

3 жыл бұрын

@@plk2147 *ha* no

"Meeting with Landfall games" I can only imagine their office is just a garage

@azathoththe3rd

3 жыл бұрын

No it's an old tree with a door build on the side of it cause only a damn elf could make a game like this

@Gone29364

3 жыл бұрын

@@azathoththe3rd no its an old shack inside a garbage dump, they could barely program the game without getting their electricity cut off every 5 mins cuz they committed tax fraud

@sinkmonster1299

3 жыл бұрын

@@azathoththe3rd Ewph*

@hisokamorow6709

3 жыл бұрын

*Badger 2 weeks after*: So good news, i meet with Landfall games, bad news, i dont have a liver anymore.

@FancyMcSchmancy

3 жыл бұрын

It’s just a crackden.

Imagine being a random bystander and you see badger and his squad Fuckin flying across the map in a car

@everythingiscool6228

Жыл бұрын

I played in that game and I saw it and let me just say it makes so much more sense now that I know it was thouse guys who did it.

@micharomanowski9043

Жыл бұрын

It wouldn't even be that wierd, TABG has some wild stuff

5:50 This makes me want to hear one of the other heisters call Jacket "Chicken Little". Also i ended up in a server with Jurassic420 and spent the entire round watching this man get kill after kill.

@CarnageRemixes

9 ай бұрын

we need jacket in payday 3, i know its only been out for a couple days but it needs more

So first God left the server, then we go a fun fact and died for it, and now we've found out our momma is dead. What a great trilogy

@iangametion

3 жыл бұрын

Best Trilogy Ever

@Aerospaced

3 жыл бұрын

Don't forget the French too

@Silver5kull

3 жыл бұрын

@@Aerospaced that wasn't a title

@cruz1728

3 жыл бұрын

Just wait till the badger voice in the game your gonna flip

@tylerself9198

3 жыл бұрын

The TABG trilogy, from Badger.

Badger: *can’t hit shots at less than 30 FPS* Garry’s mod PVP-ers: Weak.

@valravnsshadow9422

3 жыл бұрын

I played BF3 back on the 360 before switching to pc and my aim was on point. Not sure what he's complaining about.

@Dingleberryjohn668

3 жыл бұрын

@@valravnsshadow9422 Facts...... going from console to pc, they raged at my aim afterwards

@cyprusgardiner8568

3 жыл бұрын

Switch Players: WEAK

@carsngunsgobless

3 жыл бұрын

420th like lmao

@ExtremusStupidus

3 жыл бұрын

ikr

"Youve never seen the horrors of the unity game engine, they're beyond the comprehension of mortal man." That quote has aged like a fine wine.

I swear, badger is the only person to date that has made me laugh while trying to sell me a shaving kit. That guy gaming so hard that his shorts just burst into flames had me wheezing.

TheRussianbadger:"I just see an ak47 sticking through the grass" Me: *fear*

@andresmunoz9136

3 жыл бұрын

Its speaks Vietnamese

@darthball2723

3 жыл бұрын

Oh fuck now the ground speaks Vietnamese

@haydenhazelrig4550

3 жыл бұрын

@@darthball2723 always has been

@pogusamogus1114

3 жыл бұрын

The trees can't be harmed if the lorax is armed.

@darthball2723

3 жыл бұрын

@J Dude go away boy

the guys at landfall need to add removable and weaponized clothing that you can hold and use as a weapon. you haven't lived until you've decked someone in the jaw with a human-sized pickle suit

@monkey_doodoo1198

3 жыл бұрын

That’s the biggest vibe check

@99JDT

3 жыл бұрын

You just stick a large pole in the bottom and use it as a comically large, pickle-shaped bat

@juni_2452

3 жыл бұрын

bro i fckn love this community🤣

Badger is the only KZreadr whose ads you want to watch purely because “Ball spray is the least weird part of this video.” is not a sentence you want to randomly skip to without context.

i love how welcoming this games community is They'lll practically high five you and then hand you a can of sprite if your new like: "welcome to hell, fren!"

"tabg is worth the 5 dollar price tag" tabg: *goes free to play*

@gianttacogod

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@oppickles1358

3 жыл бұрын

Jahler*

@clxtairestayawake

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣lol

@dogedog7127

3 жыл бұрын

Anyone know the name of the song at 9:04

@gianttacogod

3 жыл бұрын

@@dogedog7127 unsure might be cipher from lemino. The audio is hidden behind russian’s voice.

When you talk to them you BETTER make them add a comically large spoon melee or otherwise I will unleash every damm french in the planet

@lilchick0n_Aurorus

3 жыл бұрын

Baguette melee weapon

@sirloserlot5084

3 жыл бұрын

Only a spoonful

@atlantis29260

3 жыл бұрын

We're already actually

@bluepaladinXavier

3 жыл бұрын

OUI

@MishraArtificer

3 жыл бұрын

*OUI*

Why is Badger the only youtuber to do the sponsor bit right? He sprinkles clips in that tie into what he's talking about with the read and makes them genuinely enjoyable to watch. He memes the shit out of it and that makes me actually listen. Sponsor people, take fuckin notes, this is how you do it

5:43 my man had an entire backstory and vendetta against that chicken man, so much raw anger lmao

As a Finnish person, you saying "unironically Finnish" is the most 'fair enough' statement I have heard in a while

@mikkopippo9762

3 жыл бұрын

Ayyy pog im finnish too and i agree

@joonapukarinen1153

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah gotta agree

@mikkopippo9762

3 жыл бұрын

@@joonapukarinen1153 you just got to agree

@zusatord782

3 жыл бұрын

Tavallaan totta lol (Sort of true lol)

@mikkopippo9762

3 жыл бұрын

@@zusatord782 kyllä se on täysin oikein

Badger: "The $5 was worth it" Landfall: "uhh... It's free now."

@ceddavis7441

2 жыл бұрын

(:

@NormanRDolan

Жыл бұрын

Free? How so?

@RBTD-bn6us

Жыл бұрын

@@NormanRDolan They made the game an FTP a while ago (not sure HOW long ago, tho)

@MommyKhaos

Жыл бұрын

@@RBTD-bn6us aren't the servers deactivated now? Like Badger revived the game only for landfall to kill the game by not fixing the not funny bugs

@sentient_roomba7035

Жыл бұрын

@@MommyKhaos the servers are still up and average 500 players online

2:56 the whole thing with flammable… just perfect

@JurassicJohn216

2 ай бұрын

I've watched that part AT LEAST 5 times now and I keep dying of laughter every time lmao 🤣

10:07 as an American i can confirm that is how our health care system works, Badger

Never thought I'd ever hear Skullker without fucking around with a soundboard throughout the entire video.

@thecanadiandane7262

3 жыл бұрын

TABG is the only game that’s so chaotic on its own that his soundboard wouldn’t be able to keep up

@skeledoot8658

3 жыл бұрын

@@touhoutrash2436 tf?

@touhoutrash2436

3 жыл бұрын

Generation zero is a open world survival game

@Chom-Chom

3 жыл бұрын

@@touhoutrash2436 that's crazy bro, but who tf asked?

“Ohio is literally a rural bar fight of a state” As an Ohio resident who is joining the military to get away I completely agree with this statement.

@_s0mm_

3 жыл бұрын

so its basically a bar fight, but as a military unit, its just a bar fight but rifles and immense shouting?

@darknet180

3 жыл бұрын

25 astronauts are from Ohio (per NASA). That state clearly makes people want to leave this planet.

@seantaggart7382

3 жыл бұрын

@@darknet180 yes

@RatRatRattyRatRat

3 жыл бұрын

As a Ohioan I have one complaint: The bar is made of fucking corn. It's just corn. There's only corn. This is a cry for help. The corn is coming. Help.

@joemomma5164

3 жыл бұрын

What branch?

4:42 and now Badger is one

(9:46 & 9:51) This is perfect for Ralsei, *now he never has to let go of the trigger to heal!*

Suggestion for the game: A blessing that does nothing but make every gun reload sound a garand ping.

@bonogiamboni4830

3 жыл бұрын

And another blessing to make every automatic gun sound like an A10 Warthog.

@Fj-OuterSans

3 жыл бұрын

A blessing that lets you dual wield guns

@ravenfire5505

3 жыл бұрын

I need this right freaking now. You sir have described heaven.

@BrandonLS93

3 жыл бұрын

@@ravenfire5505 It would have to be described as audio perfection.

@JushoaStxrz

3 жыл бұрын

A bomb vest with a literal nuke on it it kills you but has a very big aoe But you walk very slow

*Guy holding his AK-47 while crawling though the grass* Me, an intellectual: "PET RUSSIAN I HAVE GIFT FOR YOU!"

@foxmask8032

3 жыл бұрын

Pet russian and russian badger, best crossover ever.

1:32 I like how you put Godzilla for God 👍

when you said pain here 3:31 my game had a nuke go off (fallout 3 ps3)

Ohioan here: "Ohio is literally a rural bar fight" well they did call this game "Totally accurate" for a reason

@absolutebottomfeeder

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, yeah

@nardo8006

3 жыл бұрын

AYY FELLOW OHIO I SEE THE CORN SPREADS FURTHER.

@comradeluke2721

3 жыл бұрын

We must spread the Buckeye Nationalism my brethren

@paytondstalker3453

3 жыл бұрын

@@nardo8006 ALL HAIL THE CORN, GO BUCKEYES!

@nardo8006

3 жыл бұрын

ALL HAIL THE CORN EMPIRE LEAD BY THE BUCKEYE KING

I love how badger is just casually like “Yeah we turned Mozzie into a pickle”

@jamescriscuolo830

3 жыл бұрын

I know lol like that short segment was an afterthought, laughed so hard at that one

@Iloverimjobs

3 жыл бұрын

Funniest shit I've ever seen.

@ayaxmcgill635

3 жыл бұрын

I love how casually he says that he's playing with mozzie, like it's part for the course at this point, next thing you know mozzie gets a crying seal charm for his p10 pepperoni in r6 🤣

@touhoutrash2436

3 жыл бұрын

I m heavy weapons guy

@mihailmilev9909

3 жыл бұрын

@@Iloverimjobs lmaooo

4:30 the whole scene

0:03 this aged very well

@notagod6399

9 ай бұрын

Yes

TABG, is that a sandwich?

@teddyhudson3145

3 жыл бұрын

Can’t wait for the Reaction

@hslugger195

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah! And you can double barrel it!

@polish2945

3 жыл бұрын

Tomatoes, aubergine, Bacon GRENAD-

@piecheese1214

3 жыл бұрын

Fancy seeing you here

@foxyoner3674

3 жыл бұрын

LGBTQ is that a sandwich?

"29 seconds ago" wow that's a frame-perfect browser refresh

@LockheedC-130HerculesOfficial

3 жыл бұрын

real

@shayaanshah7051

3 жыл бұрын

That’s some real shit

@jetstreamattano4176

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@thenutbucket5971

3 жыл бұрын

damn

@logansnyder2673

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh. You sit there and refresh his page in anticipation too? I thought I was the only one. 2 videos in less than a week? I'm gonna OD on badger...

0:03 I never thought I needed Arthur Morgan punching Tacitus Kilgore with a grin Edit: nvm its Fenton. Still amazing though

Something that I’ve noticed about Martin is that, like James Woods and Hades, he does the voice lines for Mozzy by just existing because they’re both chaotic, they’re both a little bit nutty and they’re both unironically Australian

From the sheer chaos of everyone together, they could add a TTT esk mode, everyone could appreciate the majesty of DRIP OR DROWN JUSTICE

"At 26 frames, you can't expect me to hit shit." *Laughs in 2.8 frames in enlisted and still gets 28 kills with a springfield*

@stylishniggachannel4763

2 жыл бұрын

God damn what kinda potato brand you using?

@colevu8906

2 жыл бұрын

Xbox. Not Xbox360. Not Xbox SeriesX. An Xbox

@streampanini7074

2 жыл бұрын

Respect to you man. But I play on a modified toaster, and I can only play Roblox Phantom Forces on 29 frames AVERAGE. But the sad part is, is that not all maps can be ran on 29 frames. Also I have 2 graphics on my settings

@patrickfamiano9891

2 жыл бұрын

legit same im running enlisted on an i3 lol

@pyreas6398

2 жыл бұрын

Et tu?

It’s amazing how these guys are friends with the guy who voices a character in a mainstream triple A game is cool yet also kinda silly

Badger is slowly turning inti Quentin Tarantino.

@ayaxmcgill635

2 жыл бұрын

He's one foot fetish away from making a pulp fiction sequel 😂

Badger fears no demonetisation. He uncensored the “f*ck, f*ck, f*ck” without the fear of youtube tyranny

@Jac58290

3 жыл бұрын

Badjur to youtube: THE POWER OF DOLLAR SHAVE CLUB SPONSORSHIP COMPELS YOU!!

@Lightna

3 жыл бұрын

And GamerSups

@AViewCado69420

3 жыл бұрын

@@Lightna and of course RAID SHADOW LEGENDS

@theculturallyenrichedindiv8753

3 жыл бұрын

@@AViewCado69420 fuck I was gonna say that.

@stein_the_lynx3284

3 жыл бұрын

yeah there were ads on this video aswell

The visceral irony that is badger being friends with Mozzie's VA while simultaneously being on the ubisoft no stage appearances list kills me every single time

@JOHNUURAGGH

3 жыл бұрын

Wait seriously? Lmao

@gizzVv

3 жыл бұрын

Why is he on the no stage appearance

@tracetaylor9361

3 жыл бұрын

@@gizzVv He's "canonically an edgelord in the Ubisoft/Rainbow 6 Siege Cinematic Universe" (that's pretty much a quote from Badger). The R6S dev team apparently hates him, but the Ubisoft Marketing team loves him 🤣

@gizzVv

3 жыл бұрын

@@tracetaylor9361 I actually don’t believe you could have explained that better. Holy shit thanks man

@tracetaylor9361

3 жыл бұрын

@@gizzVv No problem man 😂

"if you have any brain cells you don't feel like losing I'd play some 90's the hell outta here" my brain cells left me a long time ago sorry badger

Therussianbadger is one of the few fucken people who id watch through his sponsership ads of his video because of the sheer enjoyment i have of his content

Here's my suggestion: make downed enemies be able to be used as melee weapons.

@sloppenheimer79

3 жыл бұрын

I like this

@the_tired_idiot4026

3 жыл бұрын

Да

@steamyhams9315

3 жыл бұрын

Now they can go for the knees

@herotrueblue5704

3 жыл бұрын

Genius

@arat8035

3 жыл бұрын

Our*

I've got the best weapon suggestion in 3 words: Comically. Large. Spoon.

@HYPER_BRUH_

3 жыл бұрын

Y E S

@kotorybeusz7246

3 жыл бұрын

You got me laughing hard... badger and his buddies were trying to add comically large spoon to payday... as a joke... It would be even more funny if it would be to come true

@Fem_Witch

3 жыл бұрын

How about a sniper rifle that shoots backwards

@Crosshair84

3 жыл бұрын

My spoon is too big... My spoon is too big... My spoon is too big... I am a Banana...

@thelocalhivemind8079

3 жыл бұрын

*Y E S*

"I don't actually hate Tabg" Badger from the first clips alone there was no need to say that

4:23 is that J Cole?

26 frames per second, in my home that's considered a luxury.

@CTEAnimator

3 жыл бұрын

Can’t even Count to 26 in this household big fella

@moose1in1the1blox

3 жыл бұрын

Only 26? On chromebook THST stuff can’t even go past 14 frames when playing happy wheels

@decanusseverus8773

3 жыл бұрын

26 frames is a legend straight from the Bible for me

@thehivemind590

3 жыл бұрын

A frame per year is considered living a life with no worries

@YuhBoiBaker

3 жыл бұрын

I play on switch a lot so my best is usually 30 fps

Badger here's your suggestion: We need to add melee weapons that are literally just furniture. like plastic garden chairs or ceiling fans.

@danielfaktorovich7697

3 жыл бұрын

I can alreadsy see that That's basicly israeli bar fight

@xtremegamer7198

3 жыл бұрын

So you want to add in Yakuza Beast style into the game?

@davecrupel2817

3 жыл бұрын

Or couches or octagonal picnic tables.

@codysmith3531

3 жыл бұрын

Or a entire couch

@arandominternetperson437

3 жыл бұрын

@@xtremegamer7198 I was about to say

I can’t believe I didn’t notice this till now but at 10:20 I feel like it was intention to do pestilys out-tro music on the plague doctor

It's a year later, and I still can't help but wonder. How would Badger look with a full beard??

Badger: "even better than poppy" Poppy: So about those dollar shave club razors...

@crimsonnight2841

3 жыл бұрын

I can imagine that lol

"A pair of forearms and an AK47 going through the grass" Yeah that's Vietnam

@r3is647

3 жыл бұрын

"Nah, it's just pet russian in his daily walk"

@sethfrench8528

3 жыл бұрын

It wasn't a ak 47 tho. It was a mossberg shotgun I believe.

@sethfrench8528

2 жыл бұрын

@Luke Payne I'm 0retty sure it was a shotgun

@hieunguyenminh2485

2 жыл бұрын

wow you dont say

@wildcard9384

2 жыл бұрын

THE TREES

"A guy with two arms carrying an AK-47" Me: um that's a Benneli M4

8:42 I love how bear's car just fucking LAUNCHES across the map into Badger.

“Unironically Finnish” would be a great name for a comedy on Netflix.

@theelongmann5841

3 жыл бұрын

That would only last for 7 episodes after Netflix cancels it although it was #1 on Netflix for 3 months strait

@mikkopippo9762

3 жыл бұрын

Im finnish abd i agree

@mikkopippo9762

3 жыл бұрын

@City Watch Guard yes finnish me

@braff3272

3 жыл бұрын

You need to play tf2

@picklebuttsandpurplemutts7836

3 жыл бұрын

Also a pretty decent band name

"Ohio is literally a rural bar fight of a state"... as someone who lived in Ohio for 15 years, the accuracy of that statement made me lol so hard! 🤣

@DeathDealer_1021

3 жыл бұрын

so, which of the 3 buildings in the state have you been to?

@anuragneelam8527

3 жыл бұрын

I didn’t read that lol part the first time...

@johnhansen6009

3 жыл бұрын

@@anuragneelam8527 lMAO

@stoinkydoinky4583

3 жыл бұрын

@Michael Haar no you are not real nobody lives in ohio except for lizard people

@leodavis4242

3 жыл бұрын

@@anuragneelam8527 same 🤣

I cant stop thinking about how much badger looks like the bowler hat man 😂

@althelor

Жыл бұрын

... You mean from meet the Robinsons? OH my God. I can actually see it.

“I’m playing with a fucking tabg asset right now, this is so fucking confusing” One tabg video later: ”I’m in the game”

Everybody: "Maybe not circle town?" Skullker: C I R C L E T O W N

@xboxpun9102

3 жыл бұрын

7:56

"Hey buddy. How good are you?" *proceeds to ascend via building stack*

@dusannovkovic5286

3 жыл бұрын

*slithering noises*

i need custom TABG air force 1s 4:18

Badger's "Hello" sounds weirdly soothing to hear, considering his chaotic and eccentric nature

Here's a suggestion: add a 1% chance of dying when reloading the garand because of garand thumb

@tactishovel2247

3 жыл бұрын

yes

@azskateing7764

3 жыл бұрын

@@tactishovel2247 no

@maxhohlbein9570

3 жыл бұрын

@@azskateing7764 maybe

@jjrulez1596

3 жыл бұрын

ya see, the problem there is called video game math, 1% of the time = 100000% of the time.

@thaddeushenry9730

3 жыл бұрын

XCOM logic

Add the crying seal somewhere as a wearable item, or a little secret that can be found. Or do both, as an unlockable.

Watching Badger again really reminded of the dumb and fun humor i enjoy and really its whats making my day just watching old videos ive missed.

11:00 bro that's above my average while playing this fucking game

Person: Gets shot Credit card: *Declines* Healthcare system: Pops a .50 cal anti materiel sniper rifle headshot at point blank range

@GothicSoldier9000

3 жыл бұрын

At least I'm not paying for pain meds anymore.

Suggestion: add a “shotgun barrel” barrel attachment that makes your gun shoot 9 of that specific gun’s caliber i.e 9mm, 7.62, 5.56, 50. cal, etc. in a shogun type spray pattern. It would also effectively sextuple shotgun rounds as well.

@Red_Beard2798

3 жыл бұрын

Jesus Christ, you're talking about turning a shotgun shell into a localised meteor shower 😂

@Dean123123100

3 жыл бұрын

@@Red_Beard2798 why not, that's basically already expected from TABG

@ReySchultz121

3 жыл бұрын

Basically bird shot for super huge birds.

@lukalaa1764

3 жыл бұрын

@@Red_Beard2798 rocket launcher with a shotgun barrel

@averagemumeienjoyer5498

3 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of Bastion from D2 basically a 3 round burst of slug rounds fired like a cluster of 7 per burst....so thats 21 slugs hitting you simultaneously

Tabg is the most fun I’ve genuinely ever played out of all battle royales

I want a game mode for tabg that is a team based multiplayer mode where you equip your load out and attachments and then enter a match and play with other’s in king of the hill,capture the flag,or whatever other game mode they put in

I now believe that Martin and Badger are just good friends at this point.

@delta6bluejay560

3 жыл бұрын

I'm good friends with Martin so that makes me a mutual with Badge. My life is complete now.

@strikerecho2592

3 жыл бұрын

Oui

@connoranderson1419

3 жыл бұрын

The trilogy

@ScabbyMcKniel

3 жыл бұрын

I wanna see him take Badger on a pub crawl.

@rianmcdermott4381

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe but I think badgers holding him hostage

"LGTB? Whats that?" "Its lettuce, gay, tomato and bacon."

@doctorgoblin1001

3 жыл бұрын

really? i thought it was Lettuce, grape, tomato and baconbites

@spades7295

3 жыл бұрын

@@doctorgoblin1001 go straight to th bad bin, do not pass go, go directly to jail and never come out, please, the world cannot handle your big brain

@aaronblack7038

3 жыл бұрын

LGBTQ+? What is that,Premium?

@doctorgoblin1001

3 жыл бұрын

@@spades7295 I didn't think I had a brain to begin with

@mintchoco4318

3 жыл бұрын

@@aaronblack7038 lettuce, gay, bacon, tomato, Quebec Special +

4:42 Badger 7 1/2 months ago: I'm playing with a TABG asset right now, this is so confusing. Badger literally 5 days ago: I'm in TABG

Warcrime style is where instead of mustard, you get mustard gas on your fries.

“I’m Finnish” *He’s Finnish* “I dropped out of high school” *He dropped out of high school* “I go to boarding school” *He goes to boarding school*

@LaGuaridadeChaz

3 жыл бұрын

He's translating from english (finnish) to english (english). He could be insulting us and we would be none the wiser. Cheers to that guy.

@f-22raptorxddzs

3 жыл бұрын

@@LaGuaridadeChaz I think that's poppy from the last 2 TABG videos

For years, I never noticed but all his sfm models he uses he makes sure their mouths are always covered so he doesnt have to go through the hell of animating lips and mouths. The only model with a mouth he uses is the Cacodemon and it's just opening and closing the jaw for screams. I'm an idiot for not noticing this sooner xD

@redbasher636

3 жыл бұрын

It's a testament to how well he expresses them through motion alone

2:31 it looks like you're going to sing a song about being #1

0:38 is solders on D-Day in 1944 with your secondary faulting at the last second: “sir, I think I may have taken off the top of my 1911”

Comically Large Spoon is now in Payday 2 and if the community gets a collected 5 million kills with the spoon then we get gold spoon

@MFlari

3 жыл бұрын

BADGER, MAKE A VID ON THE SPOON N O W

@feedbackking1316

3 жыл бұрын

SPOOON

@detectiveglitch4280

3 жыл бұрын

As soon as I found out about it (and yes I know I'm late) I rushed to tell badger about it but I see you already have it covered. Also SPOON

@fadlanal-amsi9839

3 жыл бұрын

E

@jeffson777jeff2

3 жыл бұрын

i got that golden spoon, on me

I like how Jurassic420 had a little guy next to him just parroting and confirming everything he said.

@blueboi6783

3 жыл бұрын

He had a hypeman

@Poppyfromtabg

3 жыл бұрын

you mean me?

@megaleioaltura5362

3 жыл бұрын

@@Poppyfromtabg :o

@Poppyfromtabg

3 жыл бұрын

@Braylon Davis yes :)

Fun fact a lot of these weapons are actually from totally accurate battle simulator tabs

9:53 As an American, I can confirm this is how our healthcare system works. Please send help.

*Badger... I have ran from the other village to tell you... your request.. has been fulfilled the payday, comically.. large.. spoon.. is here* **dies**

@williamwalrus9473

3 жыл бұрын

You may rest easy now. You will be remembered for your service.

@ItzRokkiYT

3 жыл бұрын

We did it boys... But at what cost...?

@atlasreborn7221

3 жыл бұрын

He sacrificed his life to give him news

@John-doe955

3 жыл бұрын

You shall be remembered like the messenger of marathon, your sacrifice shall be honored.

@samtucker3010

3 жыл бұрын

It's like that guy who ran 160+ miles straight to say they won

They should add a barrel attachment that makes the gun have 10x more recoil.

@redbasher636

3 жыл бұрын

*Fires gun* *Tabg Space Program initiated*

@laniboath2061

3 жыл бұрын

That + Blunderbuss = *Masterpiece of disaster*

@random_person_i_guess

3 жыл бұрын

_Walls closing in?_ Shoots gun once *GOOD,* _THAT’S ONE LESS LOOSE END._

@CPTBlarg117

3 жыл бұрын

Make it 10x force in both directions and that would be amazing

@C.Sharpe

3 жыл бұрын

@@theasexualidiot4803 no. Reverse recoil...

1:24 That's what we'd call an addiction... You know it is trash, but you just keep shoveling em down.

The fact, that badger got to talk to an OFFICAL voice actor for COD: vanguard, R6S, and more. Badger could've talked about ANYTHING he wanted to. And he chose to teach Martin about TABG and pickle rick... Gods bless America

Idea: have the crying seal as a character. Have a camera that blinds people when taking pictures. You could eat crayons T-pain vs. Tuxbird in TABG

@kekula69

3 жыл бұрын

Both on 20 minutes of sleep to make it fair

@telephonontv

3 жыл бұрын

P A I N

Thank you Badger and everyone else for recognizing Ohio as circletown and yes, as someone who lives in Ohio, it really is a rural bar fight.

@arthurmcspoon1515

2 жыл бұрын

It’s diet florida

@RevenantTed

2 жыл бұрын

As another ohioan. Yep he wasnt wrong

@EternalRuzt

2 жыл бұрын

@@RevenantTed Our weather be Bipolar as hell too

@campbellsoup4646

2 жыл бұрын

We do fight in bars a lot my fellow Ohioan

@chadfungletoe7340

2 жыл бұрын

i can’t believe you people think Ohio is real

3:25 P A I N in physical form

Well, now we know why Badger went to the HQ.

Suggestion: A "Normal Glock" that incorporates "BRUH" into it, shooting yields a small chance for it to say "BRUH", when it does, it's a one shot kill.

@thomastheperson3600

3 жыл бұрын

they should add a community ideas thing, this sounds fun and balanced

@MM-sx7zs

3 жыл бұрын

@J Dude That song was so bad it physically hurt, please go back to Rickrolls.

Improve how friendly the game is towards graphics cards when there's a lot of moving parts, cause if it goes down to 45 fps with a f*cking RTX 3090.... My computer ain't gonna stand a chance in those situations

@ahuman4008

3 жыл бұрын

Bro I PLAY REGULARLY AT 20FPS MATE MINE IS GONNA FLATLINE AND BLOW UP IF I TRY

@Bruno-cb5gk

3 жыл бұрын

might be CPU bound

@fisherwoelke5435

3 жыл бұрын

I might just be lucky af, but I get pretty smooth 65-70 fps with a 2070 super

That “motherfucking god damn piece of shit” bit slays me so hard and I love that it was in 2 back to back videos

3:01 when you really put the “ shit “ into shitposting