Payday 2 is not how I remember it
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We are the worst bank robbers to ever exist
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Fun fact: the comically large spoon got added because Badger bullied the developer into adding it... There even was a limited edition gold one, which has a chance to set officers on fire
@itsace2648
2 жыл бұрын
It's such a meme of a game
@abbkaa42
2 жыл бұрын
It's not limited edition you get it after killing 100 officers with the normal comically large spoon
@dovahound
2 жыл бұрын
Bullying gets results
@Badbhoys
2 жыл бұрын
God i love this game and badger
@chaster_mief
2 жыл бұрын
I geuss you could say he, *B A D G E R E D* THEM UNTIL THEY DID IT! *slams table with ungodly wheeze
This man needs to collab with therussianbadger. It would be the perfect collab.
@justanotheryoutubedoofus3693
2 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@privatesectorsec
2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely
@trentynhoman9522
2 жыл бұрын
Yes
@gamersalt0424
2 жыл бұрын
Please
@Iliveinyourwall2
2 жыл бұрын
Yes
"stealth is an option, great; that's what we are gonna do" casually has a max detection rate of 75 3:05
@AstroVanilla
9 ай бұрын
we all knew that with these guys, stealth is NEVER an option
@jacobrosenbeck5597
5 ай бұрын
How do I do stealth
"We restarted the mission" and those four words pretty much sums up pretty much every single stealth heist in this game. If you attempt to truly stealth a mission, be prepared to restart... a lot. Also fun fact for those who don't know Payday 2 was built on a gaming engine that was meant for driving games. Ironically enough the driving portions of the game tend to be the worst parts of the game, and of course these guys had no issues during that section of the video.
@Molten_Anarchist
Жыл бұрын
That is a hilarious fact to note because from my experience, the vehicles kinda handle like shit. Also, you can eventually achieve a point where you don’t need to restart often if at all... but, ya know, stealth heists take patience, and you know how patient most people are today.
@jaxman682
Жыл бұрын
@@Molten_Anarchist yeah like i said despite it being built on a driving engine, the driving is the worst part. As for the stealth, yeah stealth in Payday 2 is simple (easy when you understand it but if you don't it's a pain) but it's like there's like 40 some heists that have stealth as an option and they all have unique spawn patterns for various things so IF you dedicate enough time to it you can easily avoid having to restart but that depends on the players. Meanwhile with loud you can literally not play the game for years (as happened with me) then get back into it and have no problem (depending on your difficulty selection)
@midnighteclipsed2738
Жыл бұрын
ECM rush goes brrrrrrrr
“Planning phase” otherwise known as the messing around phase for the whole crew. Even after the planning phase they still mess around, classic Smii7y
@fhdnrixnrusnk3803
2 жыл бұрын
John
@NotSoGoodGamer69
2 жыл бұрын
Excuse me those are called “Menu Moments”
@jonihuggins9499
2 жыл бұрын
The god is back
@jonihuggins9499
2 жыл бұрын
The names Connor we praise you
@SomeoneTookAK
2 жыл бұрын
Hello Connor
It's kinda crazy how off the rail this game has gone. It just started with things like stealing painting from an art gallery and robbing a bank. To stealing nuclear warheads with a muscle car and the actual Ark of the Covenant from a secret military base. And I love it.
@Badbhoys
2 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@bRUhlomeS
2 жыл бұрын
AND using comically large spoons
@Ervixius_
2 жыл бұрын
And god like aliens called the nephilim
@floopusdoopus
2 жыл бұрын
Muammar Al-Gaddafi’s supercar at that
@Valome_Virtual_Gravedigger
2 жыл бұрын
AND SCARING THE SHIT OUTTA A TANK WITH THE GOLDEN COMICALLY LARGE SPOON
Payday 2 is just the gift that keeps on giving...I was in one of the largest pd2 communities back in 2015-2017, we moved on to other games but even now I find myself coming back every now and then to run a few heists just messing around with friends and I find myself dying of laughter every single time
The spoon has a story . A person called the Russian badger bullied the maker of payday 2 to put the spoon in.
As someone who is relatively alright at this game, this is painful to watch, but also really funny
@mobslaya_4547
2 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@simonwyzik8661
2 жыл бұрын
Yes
@lennyemot5469
2 жыл бұрын
Took my Words out of my mouth😂
@uselex_
2 жыл бұрын
Yep
@lennyemot5469
2 жыл бұрын
Ayo btw Anyone know a good Heist crew?
Smitty: Stealth is an option. **3 minutes later** Tucker: Remember, no Russian.
@MrSpartanspud
2 жыл бұрын
The one where you steal the cars was always the one I used to grind for levels after doing the prestige thing. Boosted you back up so fast.
@nathanford2072
Жыл бұрын
Wait really?
@nikigonzales7374
Жыл бұрын
No Russian
@llukandane3337
10 ай бұрын
*MAKAROFF*
I think we can all agree the editor absolutely nailed the meme request, like what in the hell even was that lmao
watching people play payday 2 stealth is like waiting for a jumpscare that you know is going to happen, at any point it will go wrong, you just don’t know when
Judge: alright, the jury is ready to hear your defense Smii7y: "so we decided to rob a bank, and it didn't go as planned"
@Grane1234
2 жыл бұрын
After the video: Smii7y: and that's what happened
@midnight40007
2 жыл бұрын
As planned? They didn't have a plan!
@quinnryan6383
2 жыл бұрын
Your honor you would really think that the police would stop coming for 60 grand after we killed over 100 of them
@MaddyDoesStuff
2 жыл бұрын
@@midnight40007 exactly
@TheSmileyLOL
2 жыл бұрын
Objection hearsay
can't wait for smii7y to play this with therussianbadger squad, the chaotic levels wouldn't even be measurable.
@Hstone-wq1tl
2 жыл бұрын
He's already played mario kart with Heavenly, so there's a good possibility
@Badbhoys
2 жыл бұрын
@@Hstone-wq1tl could i have a link to that video?????
@diceplz3414
2 жыл бұрын
He already played CS GO with Badger too
@Hstone-wq1tl
2 жыл бұрын
@@diceplz3414 really
@daisyjoy242
2 жыл бұрын
The chaos that will happen is amazing
10:31 gotta thank TheRussianBadger for this amazing melee
2:46 this is how you fall down the stairs in 12 easy steps step 1 step 2 step 3 step 5 step 8 step 12
God,we need a crossover of Smii7y with Russianbadger that would be pure GOLD
@SgtFCFox
2 жыл бұрын
xbox gold. *laughs in crunchy microphone*
@chazo1367
2 жыл бұрын
The internet couldn’t handle that level of awesome.
@Beardless-Soul
2 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure I would cry tears of joy if that happened.
@VikingKing-hd4nx
2 жыл бұрын
@@SgtFCFox "i forgot you flew in from Florida bing." "Ī dídñt büy my tįçkęt Į ëærñëd ìt." *heavenly reading twitch chat* "Bing could use smoke signals and get better voice quality." *proceeds to wheeze uncontrollably*
@maryjoygelizon4268
2 жыл бұрын
As badger once said "hell deffinetly do it if we bully him enough"
Oh my God. He finally played it. This is going to be incredibly. There's not a lot of different things you can do in this game but there's like 70 heists or something. But still.
@zoewilson832
2 жыл бұрын
z
@Molten_Anarchist
2 жыл бұрын
But there’s definitely gonna be a lot of opportunities for some blarg top 10 funny moments
@AlienFan25
2 жыл бұрын
@@Molten_Anarchist oh definitely. The ragdolls alone could be a video. Sprinkle in some jokes and that's a wrap.
@Ervixius_
2 жыл бұрын
Storyline is good too Definitely, the dev threw shit at the wall to see which one sticks and made a perfect storyline
@AlienFan25
2 жыл бұрын
@@Ervixius_ Yeah it was pretty good. For the most part. To be honest though I wonder how are they going to make the story for payday 3. Like what could be done? I don't know but I just hope for the return of whoever they can get on board. Because it's probably going to be new heisters.
ATTENTION SMii7Y… I believe your editor is well deserving of a raise for these three reasons: 1. He pretty good at making your videos top quality 2. He subtitles everything said (everything intellectual that is) 3. He has to deal with those wacko requests In conclusion im just bullshitting, love the vids on both channels keep up the top quality entertainment
@drunkchey9739
2 жыл бұрын
audio editing as well along with tracking and zooms, lotta time goes into this shit dude. value the editors
I love that they chose a 'normal' bank, but it's literally the Big Bank heist.
@AstroVanilla
9 ай бұрын
how unbelievably normal of them...\
@dustyoldrowe
3 ай бұрын
you mean... the Benevolent Bank
Dang smii7y keeps bringing us content that I will always enjoy, no matter what game it is, old or new.
The fact that tucker said Nier: Automata to "Top 10 games I want to eat the ass of" means this man is the most cultured person alive.
@hwanniggles187
2 жыл бұрын
The Yorhas man. Platinum games really be cultured
@d4clovetrain900
Жыл бұрын
idk whotf tucker is but Tucker is based
@Thai8521
Жыл бұрын
@@d4clovetrain900 tucker was in the video bro how do you not know?
@archivechannelforthejet
Жыл бұрын
Nah just a degenerate
@takentactus8779
Жыл бұрын
2B 😩
11:38 ---- Smii7y: "Plus, you're scaring the shit out of me with that mask, please..." Eli: "Reminds me of Happy Tree Friends." *they know.* neat.
Smit7y: sees comically large spoon Me: *Laughs in Russian badger*
“We decided to rob a bank.” *sees a big bank stealth attempt* Yep, that’s not gonna happen.
@ceu160193
2 жыл бұрын
At least they aren't trying it on high difficulty, or they would become very familiar with Bulldozer.
@HadesImmortalArmy
2 жыл бұрын
@@ceu160193 that bank is actually super easy even on max difficulty.
@TycoonTitian01
2 жыл бұрын
Can big bank even be stealthed
@ceu160193
2 жыл бұрын
@@TycoonTitian01 Yes, but it's real pain - lots of guards in vault area, so you may have to wait a while, before safe path appears.
@TycoonTitian01
2 жыл бұрын
@@ceu160193 so solo is just impossible bc the computers
I love how he sees the comically large spoon bullied into the game by TheRussianBadger.
18:20 Smii7ys ready or not from the other pov
12:02 "Only a spoonful"
SMii7Y, you have seriously raised me up in some of my darkest times, thank you
10:26 - Yeah Smii7y, you can thank RussianBadger for the comically large spoon for appearing in the game. 😆 The spoon is great.
16:20 he done it like in movie the nononono wait wait wait wait lol
just to be clear with everyone, since i'm kinda a veteran at payday, Jewelery Store on Hard mode is so easy a toddler could stealth it blindfolded, which makes this vid a 100x funnier
@noefanielle7051
10 ай бұрын
oh, you are a veteran? name all builds
@avak2101
10 ай бұрын
@@noefanielle7051 shoot gun, do stuff
@noefanielle7051
10 ай бұрын
You forgot important things: -dodge build+ akimbo -stoic build -tank build - sociopathe+ comically large golden spoon amateur.
@avak2101
10 ай бұрын
@@noefanielle7051 you said builds not war crimes
@noefanielle7051
10 ай бұрын
@@avak2101 I don't see that much difference between the two
I would love smii7y and badger to co-op on this game _ I can just imagine them beating people with comically large spoons
@syllanas4801
2 жыл бұрын
Dude it would be so funny
At some point, the payday developers just went "FUCK IT" and I really love that
The complete panic you're having due to your inexperience is absolutely hilarious to watch for an experienced person like me XD (1,5k hours in PD2)
Payday 2 is always a great one to play, your guy's commentary makes it platinum
As someone who’s played this game a lot, I can’t wait to see them try other strictly stealth missions like Shadow Raid; those missions can be literal hell sometimes.
@dpray96
2 жыл бұрын
"So for this video we decided to do the Shadow Raid heist, and with that I would like to thank our sponsor of todays video.... Raid Shadow Legends!"
@AverageMelody
2 жыл бұрын
you played this game a lot, and said those missions can be literal hell. idk what the hell is it going to be when they're playing it
@dpray96
2 жыл бұрын
@@AverageMelody Depends on the difficulty and how much patience they give it.
@anon9469
2 жыл бұрын
Can't wait to see what happens when they encounter The Ledge in Shadow Raid. My bet is "one of them goes over it to try and get down to the waterfront, the others follow to try and revive him".
@simulacrumdei6462
2 жыл бұрын
Eh, it depends on difficulty If they play it on normal i bet they could do it
>picks heist called "Big Bank" >is surprised that it's big 10/10
17:36 you know its gonna be a good story when band camp comes into the mix lmao
I’ve been waiting forever for Smii7y to make a payday video, their humor with this game is perfect
Ah I see Tucker is also a Fan of Thicc Ass 2B @ 2:15
As someone who's spent thousands of hours into this game, it still warms my heart to see people under Rep 100 still goofing around and having fun with the game.
bro please do more payday 2 this is literal gold
You know, Smii7y, TheRussianBadger actually bullied Almir Listo into adding a “comically large spoon” into the game. And if you get like, 100 kills with it, the spoon becomes gold and sets people on fire 😂
@snipersnipes4475
2 жыл бұрын
@dolimi jotoo EXACTLY, DUDE
@garbage2882
2 жыл бұрын
@@snipersnipes4475 wasn't the golden spoon time limited?
@BadModder
2 жыл бұрын
@@garbage2882 it was but they extended to permanently
I always knew Jericho was a Fed… there’s no way he’s THIS incompetent
A different game but the same experience, repeatedly failing stealth and panicking.
I watched your stream of this and after watching this video, I'd say its so worth watching both. No matter the game or content, I think it's great. I see more content, jokes and overall how you and your friend splay together is very wholesome.
After all the chaos this group has caused I was waiting for them to finally play Payday 2! This was an absolute RIOT! Now I really want to see Smii7y and Badger play this together.
As an avid PD2 player, this brings me both pleasure and pain watching these fellas just try and do the simple jewelry heist
bro please play more of this game i love it and glad to see u play it
This channel officially cures my anxiety and depression. Thanks for your golden content
15:15 “Go flirt with her!” *vomit noises* “how do I grab it..?”
For every time smii7y hits someone with the spoon I just imagine a really loud deep fried bonk
@Molten_Anarchist
Жыл бұрын
Reminds me of the one clip where it’s multiplying a short clip of a coconut getting split open with a mallet and the audible bonking, and eventually it starts getting to the point where the hundreds of bonk noises at once somehow sound like an ominous horror sound cue.
“Reminds me of my nightmares I have when I fall asleep.” Where else you have nightmares SMii7Y
Would love to see more of this
As someone with 700+ hours, Infamy 25, and 1000+ achievements in this game. The feeling I get while watching this is like how Fl0m and Jericho feel in Silvercast. So painful. So funny.
@blazethefox1621
2 жыл бұрын
2500+ hours here... MY GOD my soul hurt watching this X3 it was funny but holy shit my poor soul
@Deadmemefinger
Жыл бұрын
800+ hrs here I like gay fart porn
@PeachDragon_
Жыл бұрын
It feels so weird to see how they play
@raecharliee
Жыл бұрын
as a person with infamy 102 and all achievements i wish them the best of luck
Smitty this game is one of my all time favourites. Would particularly like to see you, blarg, soup and mcnasty playing this together, the chaos would be utterly sublime
I loved watching this on stream, was so happy to see the video for others to witness it!
love this game wouldnt mind seeing more of it
9:34 smiity bouta go dr strange on em
13:00 I just imagine this scene with the pirates of the Caribbean theme song
I never thought about yall playing Payday 2 but now I desperately need more. You better play 3 when it comes out in 10 years as well
I love seeing the skill difference of someone who has played payday a while, and someone who isn't very used to it. Most vets would have a cake walk on jewelry, especially on hard. But, seeing them all struggle is a fun change of pace
Tucker turns into Chains for 2 seconds: "ON THE GODDAMN GROUND"
I would love to see y’all play more of this. But, and I can’t stress this enough, you NEEEED to turn the music on.
@Badbhoys
2 жыл бұрын
We need Donacdum blasting in the background!!!
@haloreachboss5813
2 жыл бұрын
Break the rules is a really good one to
@Molten_Anarchist
Жыл бұрын
Yeah, honestly. Hell, you don’t even have to listen to the game’s music; I’ve listened to other music while playing it before and really just whatever you like would probably sound like a bop while playing Payday 2 (inb4 someone listening to Beethoven and playing Payday 2)
I swear i had nothing to watch and i remember i was coming back to this channel. Honestly the only youtuber that made me sub cus he convinced me with his words and not only content
0:20 I think you need to thank Russian Badger and his friends for some new things,they like to "bully" Almir Listo into adding new crazy stuff XD Example :comically large spoon
i can feel in all of smii7ys videos he’s really revisiting all of his favorite games and stuff he watched on youtube back in the day and it’s feels so refreshing bringing nostalgia back fr💯
As someone who plays payday, you guys are awful. As someone on KZread looking for laughs, you guys are phenomenal
@RegalRoyalWasTaken
2 жыл бұрын
In my experience, being bad at Payday 2 makes it infinitely funnier
@dpray96
2 жыл бұрын
They're not that bad. I once had a heist where a friend keep dropping the lockpick on a metal door, and after 10 tries shot it with a unsilenced pistol.
@Deadmemefinger
Жыл бұрын
I've seen guys with infamy over 30 playing worse trust me
We NEED a Badger x Smii7y crossover. We NEED it, it would be utter fucking CHAOS, and I'm all for it.
Enjoyed tf outta this
19:15 *smitty “SPOON TIME!” * me “me and my girlfriend after segs”
Would love to see more PayDay. Just so you know, you can play PayDay2 in VR! It's even cross play with non VR users, so you can be in VR and the other players aren't.
Fun fact: that piece of toast with cheese has a 1% chance to spawn in that safe. Smii7y is both incredibly lucky and unlucky
I really enjoy seeking payday too again it was really nostalgic and I thoroughly hope to see more of it again. I love ur vid smitty
2:43 No, you would be a Smooth Skin. Don't you fallout?
The stress of having them throw the game, even for funny moments actually triggered my anxiety 😅🤣
I've been playing this game for over 2years now and I still love it
i already want more of this
3:40 best joke in this video, kinda surprised no one mentioned it already
this is gonna be a blast with puffer and blarg as a combo in particular. more please! good video :D
Good lord I'd love to see more of this
this video gave me a headache from laughing so much keep up the good work definitely want to see more payday
The mission where you make meth would be so funny to watch you play. It's chaotic as it is but I can imagine how much more chaotic it'd be
@rafabuda0
2 жыл бұрын
I feel like they'd explode the lab the first 3-5 attempts.
@mogster2520
2 жыл бұрын
@@rafabuda0 tell me that wouldn't be hilarious though. Tucker or someone taking charge just for Smii7y to mess it up
20:33 That is a hilarious name
They REALLYYYY need to play with the RussianBadger crew.
I have been waiting for somebody to post Payday for so long
4:37 unintelligible is Hey Dallas, man, Follow Me!
8:17 Keyword: WAS
Love to see this masterpiece
I love payday 2 so much and hope to be seeing more of it in the future
Seeing gameplay of this without any of the music playing just feels….uncanny like something ain’t right but, still a fun video regardless
@TheRougeSky
2 жыл бұрын
Game does have a pretty bangin original soundtrack.
@sealover7134
2 жыл бұрын
I have to wonder why he didn't play any of the music.
@flamingfury7312
2 жыл бұрын
@@sealover7134 i can only think of two things 1. Didn’t want the possibility of getting copyrighted Or 2. Music was a bit too loud for him
@sealover7134
2 жыл бұрын
@@flamingfury7312 Badger plays the music all the time in his videos and doesn't get copyrighted.
@flamingfury7312
2 жыл бұрын
@@sealover7134 true
1:13 Smii7y looks like the spirit of the harvest moon head from courage the Cowardly dog show on Cartoon Network
This game is such a meme and I love it
Omfg yes!!! Nostalgia hits hard with this one
you know they weren't gonna take the stealth option when you hear "NO WITNESSES!"
@Molten_Anarchist
Жыл бұрын
You can have a stealth heist AND kill all witnesses... it just comes down to if you want to pay all those cleaner costs.
11:30 Abraham Lincoln your alive
I just returned to Payday 2 too, love the game and Smii7y so it's so nice do see both
Please do more I love it when you guys do pay day
Payday 2? In my sub feed? Holy shit a SMii7Y Payday 2 video?