I love that these are still being uploaded, hopefully you never run out of themes

@incTG

Жыл бұрын

how hard can it be

@padisuromertani

Жыл бұрын

@@incTG Don't say that! (Richard Hammond voice)

@MrTea101

Жыл бұрын

@@padisuromertani That's a theme right there.

@GlitchyGamers18

Жыл бұрын

@@incTGboom! Next video

@dawsont933

Жыл бұрын

@@incTG 100% need a "top gear borrowing things"

Jezza: “Have you seen a long haired man? An idiot?” Italian man without hesitation points towards May 💀 This 3 are absolute pioneers ❤️

@cartman2dk

Жыл бұрын

without hesitation and with enthusiasm its hilarious.

@trainman665

Жыл бұрын

It’s all scripted

@terrificfrogg8377

Жыл бұрын

@@trainman665 it's the best kind of improv

@trainman665

Жыл бұрын

@@terrificfrogg8377 It’s not improv.

@adamuk5037

Жыл бұрын

@@trainman665 I’m improv… and so’s my wife!

My favourite bits are: 1. Richard adopting the 'French' attitude to parking 0:10. 2. James trying to cram his dishwasher into a boot that's slightly too small 0:42. 3. Jeremy and his efforts at trying to pay for his parking space 25:20.

@eduardpeeterlemming

Жыл бұрын

French package

@souleymaneben

Жыл бұрын

The "To be fair it doesn't say no murdering either" just before was rather good too

@James-cr8mt

Жыл бұрын

carnage au trois was hilarious

@giuseppethesantis

Жыл бұрын

"oh, Merd" 😂😂😂😂

@brodeeb.9323

Жыл бұрын

I read these as if it's a top gear intro

23:55 -How far away is that? -Like 15 feet -Hammond? -What? -We live in London, we can build a 4 million pounds house in that gap That part got me tearing lol

"Why don't we just make a sign that says 'SORRY'??" 🤣

I truly appreciate these compilations. It’s like an audiobook of the most profound blokes. I discovered Top Gear a couple years ago, but it was during a period of change for me. It’s like an intrinsic part of my life now. I think it’s a bit like that Sainsbury’s taste the difference cheese.

@incTG

Жыл бұрын

am i the more rubbish cheese for poor people?

@JaredConnell

Жыл бұрын

@@incTG no mate, you're like the Dacia Sandero

@aeu569

Жыл бұрын

Same here. When I was growing up we were poor and didn't have a car. Then when I was older my mate was giving me a lift and we were in an accident. All of that made sure I didn't develop a passion for cars. Years later I stumbled upon the india special. I never watched tg since I thought it was a car programme. I started watching reruns religiously and a year later I got my licence and first wheels. Now I drive a 2021 Dacia Sandero

@xyroah

Жыл бұрын

@@aeu569 truly a prodigy of Captain Slow good man

No matter the theme, parking to speed limits, you can’t stop laughing at these, best trio on the planet

@ramblingrob4693

Жыл бұрын

All written for them. The other people are actors so to speak

@PneumatinisPlaktukas15

Жыл бұрын

@@ramblingrob4693 Are you the type of person who watches "Fawlty Towers" and thinks it’s a documentary? Obviously Top Gear is scripted since it’s pretty much a comedy show. That shouldn’t stop you from enjoying it unless you have no sense of humour whatsoever.

@TheCommissarIsDead

11 ай бұрын

@@PneumatinisPlaktukas15amen dude. I’ve seen a lot of those “it’s scripted” comments on this video,like no shit it has a script,they wouldn’t go anywhere without one 😂 they keep acting like it’s some profound statement that says they’re so smart or some shit😂 like Christ we get it,the shows scripted,we enjoy it now fuck off😂 love you bro

Clarkson, Hammond and May being awkward around women would be hilarious

@messiha666

Жыл бұрын

Iunno what you're on about. May is an absolute star around women. The natural ease with which he talks about his lawnmower to 'em is just astonishing.

@Boemel

Жыл бұрын

handbrake turn compilation ?

@superhawk20002

Жыл бұрын

Ummm, these guys are legends to the female variety as well. It would be more amusing to see the women being awkward around those 3.

@TimSlee1

Жыл бұрын

James May isn't awkward around women, they're awkward around him.

@Maxmulham

Жыл бұрын

Hello

The french Grand Tour Ep felt like classic top gear days

the best part of that French car episode is when Richard rear-ends James later in the episode he doesn't scream "HAMMOND!!!!" he calmly says "Oh no, my dishwasher"

8:54 - That segment is nice, feels even more natural with each one doing their part and the audience participating too

It’s so funny that the parking compilation is not that much shorter than the speed camera compilation. Keep it going!

@natekraner3721

Жыл бұрын

I kept expecting it to be almost over and it just kept going 😂 too many hijinks

@jordanseay216

Жыл бұрын

@@natekraner3721 Haha same!

@Creatronic

Жыл бұрын

That’s because as James said, parking is not an end within itself. 😂

@BaldMancTwat

Жыл бұрын

@@Creatronic It always makes me crack up when he says "We're going out to do some parking". It reminds me of when I was learning to drive and actually did go out to do some parking with my dad quite often.

The fact that there are 2 separate clips about parking a Countach says a lot about its practicality.

@BaldMancTwat

Жыл бұрын

It's funny, you can watch videos of people driving Countachs today and they still use the same method to park it (The Stradman did a video where he does it a few days ago.)

40min of them parking holy shit😂😂

10:58 "have you seen a very long hairded man, an idiot? ''HERE"

The distress flare and weather balloon car location solution is genius.

They are truly the Three Stooges of motoring. Highly entertaining.

2:10 Imagine Jeremy Clarkson being the reasonable voice in a discusssion.

The golden years of television, there is nothing worth watching on regular TV nowadays. Clarkson, Hammond and May's chemistry together was second to none.

35:40 Bay not wide enough for the car haha. This reminds me when the council repainted the parking bays down my road after they resurfaced the road and my car was the only one out of other neighbors who used the bays that was too wide for the bays so the council had to come and repaint the bays down the road to the correct width that they were before they resurfaced the road.

I love these videos to a degree i cannot explain, please continue uploading; i can’t survive without Clarkson, HAMMOND, and May compilations

These 3 could test out a toaster and I'll watch every second of it

Carnage A Trois was one of the funniest specials I have seen. But that off road bit had me laughing the whole way through. So good.

14:47 "This is what going to hell in a handcart feels like..." "...Because I've had a Nobel peace prize for parellel parking" Out of context James May fits in so well in this transition

Another brilliant selection from incT, thanks for putting this toghther and posting!

Keep them coming, please. You're the only one I pay attention to when it comes to my 2 favorite shows.

@incTG

Жыл бұрын

wouldn't hurt to pay attention to the official channel too

@Dauthdart

Жыл бұрын

I recommend BlueYNC, they have full episodes and full specials broken up into playlists, go to their playlist section to find everything

Keep up with the top gear vids, I've binge-watched nearly all of them lol

he shouted at the boat and it actually stopped and listened😂

When Hammond said 'but what the French will do' oh god 😂

how does this have 1.1 million views already it's a 40 minute video of them parking

@raiu8413

Жыл бұрын

Quality content attracts quality people

@pom8130

Жыл бұрын

It's because your content is one of the best content of all contents of all continental of all content

The bits of BBC radio are so appropriate, especially the traffic report. LOL "I need to drill some holes for your eyes." "You bloody don't !" LOL

In 1991 I was in Paris, I saw Taxi’s bang into each others bumpers at traffic lights, and watched a car get lightly sideswiped, and nothing, no cars stopping, no arguments between drivers nothing 😂😂😂

@WalintHUN

Жыл бұрын

Well, this is only true if everyone is French, when we went by bus in the roundabout of the Arc de Triomphe in Paris in December 2000... and the tourist leader just talked about how French drivers are cool... as a Hungarian tourist and one came from the side and hit us, he screamed for half an hour and then called a cop…

Holy shit thats a long one. *insert The office quote*

@bmstylee

Жыл бұрын

That's what she said

@michaelball4683

Жыл бұрын

@@bmstylee Yeah, but not to you.☹

@bmstylee

Жыл бұрын

@@michaelball4683 hey I know where I stand. It's ok.

@hongsengchan9855

Жыл бұрын

@@michaelball4683 or you

James slamming the trunk on the washing machine is actually physically painful lmao...

we love clarkson! the big gormless galoot that he is!

The memories.... Dear God, please grant these three men immortality!

Clarkson not wanting to take advantage of people getting stuck in his mud? He really has aged for the better.

Thanks for this, love these compilations.

As much as they say they hate each other these clips just prove they really do like each other

Love the compilations, keep them coming!

@incTG

Жыл бұрын

i shall!

I love the French episode on the grand tour that was funny especially the dishwasher one

"have you seen a very long-haired man, an idiot?"

28:35 I will never, ever, ever get to a stage in life when I don't crease up laughing at that I A M symbol for driving. Looking forward to the next series from the farm too. Just had a kebab, washed down with a chilled Hawkstone lager. Bordering on a perfect Saturday night.

Parallel parking a Countach would be nerve racking in so many more ways than the poor visibility.

I love how they just say “sorry!”

Over the years the moment where they all 3 arrive in their chosen vehicles, the boat one is somehow the best

“Tonight! I try and park a car using speed and power……… Richard tries to park a car without crashing…….. and James tries to park a car very slowly.

You know you're iconic when you can have a 40min vid about parking with over 1m views

Nearly every modern semi tractor in America is like that Saab: completely impossible to drive on account of the drunken robot flipping the switch on the clutch.

@neilmurphy845

Жыл бұрын

Yes that would drive me nuts how do you deal with that.

@StefanBacon

Жыл бұрын

@@neilmurphy845 I don't. I got fired from Roehl and now I have a job where I drive a 15 speed Mack that's older than me about once a month. It's fantastic. Don't work for an ATA member if you can avoid it. Big carriers suck ass, especially Roehl. I'd have been better off at Knight-Swift.

the fact that a GoPro broke the railing of the jetty at 4:42 is amazing!

I own all of the episodes of each series. I watch these compilations to inspire the one to watch. I want to watch every one of these episodes now.

Great Video. I'm going to go check the treads on my tyres RIGHT NOW!

Nice to see you included Kaleb

Not just France Hammond, I've seen them park like that in Spain and Italy too!

this is just amazing, to think that there is enough video to make a parking compilation. At this rate i wont be surprised if there is a toilet compilation for top gear. I love this show and it is for this very reason

@incTG

Жыл бұрын

i have some bad news for you kzread.info/dash/bejne/a5yjrteTqJjHqdo.html

@incTG

Жыл бұрын

1.4 million saw the video and thought "yes. just what i want to watch"

@samjesus8

Жыл бұрын

@@incTG imma gladly watch this lmao. Bro top gear is that good u could make a compilation on literally anything

If you haven't done a trio fashion compilation, I would suggest that next. Thanks for the great uploads!

how do you keep coming up with ideas, your genius, it generates gravity...

I've seen this film many times. It's really wonderful.

James May saying "Ooh, merde" is way funnier than it should be.

Excellent choice on the wheels mate, perfect colour.

I can’t believe you edited this together. Must have taken forever

@incTG

Жыл бұрын

yep

Clarkson, hammond and may iPod compilation? (They talk about it a lot more than you’d think)

@incTG

Жыл бұрын

maybe

Hammond inside the Audi TT is got to be the most funniest thing ever 😂.

@STho205

Жыл бұрын

My neighbors son has a TT that doesn't run (bad turbo). I'm going to suggest that he sell it to a border coyote for that very trick.

This show alone makes me wish I grew up in England.

It's weird for me to watch the scenes at 7:00. I used to live in that area and the Blockbuster behind them (Which had already closed down by this point) is where my family would rent videos on the weekends when I was about 10. The tall grey building behind them at 7:43 is somewhere I was constantly delivering pizzas too when I was a pizza delivery guy in my late teens.

At 2:47 it appears that Jeremy Corbin does not approve of Jeremy Clarkson's attempts to park in London.

Less than 2 minutes into your video and I already knew you know how to edit. Great job!

Bloody ell. Your doing something brilliant. 1.2 million views in 2 weeks 👌🙌

These 3 middle aged blokes are really good. Even when they try to park is interesting

Love the upload. Would have been nice if you had shown the season and episode....

Has there been a compilation of locals helping the presenters cars/bikes/vehicles, whether it’s breakdowns and/or trying to get it to start? E.g. Jeremy’s Vespa in Vietnam

40 minutes of pure gold

Clarkson, Hammond & May are probably the only people capable of being funny whilst parking XD

@jamescagney2713

Жыл бұрын

Really? It is a crap program that is worked around crap.

Imagine living in the UK and just seeing these antics on the street. Honestly, it beats whatever the hell we see in the US.

I love that I can search “top gear parking” and a 40 minute compilation comes up

1:03 in Norway we would just Either secure the items and drive with the booth open or get one of those ropes to secure items in trailers and such and attach it to something in the trunk and attach it to the booth to hold it in place. Actually saw 2 people doin that last one while I was writing this 😂

@Platesmasher

Жыл бұрын

In Australia we carry the fridge on our back

James’s clap at the end was sadly met with silence and epicness for cheering on his mate 😆

Clarkson's doc on the greatest raid of WW2 got me interested in him. His commercials for his lager made me a dedicated admirer. Free speech is freedom, even if you disagree with what the person says. Too many people in America and Britain don't understand this because we have allowed the NAZIs and Communist to take over education.

@yavaulie2839

Жыл бұрын

True

Just like a 997 Gen 2, this stuff gets better and better with age

6:35 “You’ve arrived. Lovely.” LLMMAAOO I forgot about that one

15:15 Enter rearview cameras. And all of a sudden a countach becomes VERY usable

English and french used to rule the world lmao

Don't be silly, the French can't afford a dish washer

I'm not a fan of proprietary phone apps to pay for trivial things like parking or recreation park day fees. If the administrator doesn't have enough interest to send a person around to collect the fee, then screw them because they likely won't pay wardens to ever check.

The dig at the three-wheel cars is so funny

Thank you for uploading these compilations.

40 minutes of the trio trying to park? Much better to watch than the New Top Gear.

@patagualianmostly7437

Жыл бұрын

Have you tried watching "Paint Drying"...?...It's hilarious.....compared with the "New" Top Gear.

@jacobrumens9601

Жыл бұрын

@@patagualianmostly7437 No, but you know what’s better to watch than the new Top Gear, Jeremy Clarkson peeling a potato 😂

Ce sont vraiment des fou, Ça me manque l'ancien top Gear

"Richard was in charge of valet parking." -May Everyone on God's beautiful green pasture: 😱

@mr63amg42

Жыл бұрын

What episode was this 8:20

Love this program

I love the clip of Hammond in the bumper 😂😂

anyone else instantly recognize that turn at 22:05???

Missed the $10,000 Supercar parking challenge, Jeremy getting stuck in a Ford GT in studio and the TG Peugeot parking but amazing compilation none the less

"the button on the key fob activates a flare" classic

You need to do a Clarkson ARRRG! compliation

From which episode was convertible SAAB parking? Can't remember.

@incTG

Жыл бұрын

worst car in the history of the world

@petrolhead982

Жыл бұрын

@@incTG thank you!

*signs in, immediately sees them bashing the French* Me: “…This is exactly what I came here for” 😂😂

22:00 JC : "How long have we been here?" JM : ALL MY LIFE

It reminds me of the first time I saw a Citroën C6. It was just on the market and while I was admiring the car, the owner got in. Bumped the car in front, bumped the car in reverse and drove off.

I didn’t realize this was 40 minutes and watched the whole thing! 😅