May was high as shit when Jeremy and Richard were talking about cows

@igorblyat7839

5 жыл бұрын

May is always smoking weed. Why else is he so calm

@geoffrey6000

Жыл бұрын

captain weed

The idea of a 75-year-old James appearing on your doorstep asking to take your 14-year-old on a date is a bit disconcerting to say the least

@aaroncable340

2 жыл бұрын

Tho atleast you'd know she's safe and nothing would happen in a bed room and she'd be in by a sensible time because she'd be bored about an old motorbike or how it's engine works I wouldn't but I imagine a girl not into bikes or cars probably would be

@geoffrey6000

Жыл бұрын

slightly, but realistically she'd probably come home raving about toy trains and lego mansions.

@MrEvan312

Жыл бұрын

@@geoffrey6000 And she'd have probably been fed better than even at her own house :D

@DavidVoxDem

Жыл бұрын

F*ck the kid I'm getting on that bike

@Garf2O

Жыл бұрын

Id imagine it would be a bit like going to micheal jacksons estate but less creepy and more informational

"Little Richard, Big Car" so much more potential

@elisorrells5314

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe Little Richard didn’t want his likeness defamed

@brainboyandthefunkybunch6516

2 жыл бұрын

I wonder if he's compensating for something. Probably his height.

@siddharthsrinivas6271

2 жыл бұрын

@@brainboyandthefunkybunch6516 or the Albania episode.

@isaacsrandomvideos667

2 жыл бұрын

Meme?

@photoboy2005

2 жыл бұрын

@@elisorrells5314 as

I think what James meant with the eggs: no more cows- no more milk - no more milkmen - no more eggs

"Have you been on the internet again?" "Yes, I have!" Me: oh no

Now its to time put a star in our reasonably priced “cow”.....😂😂

@jugaljoseph3458

5 жыл бұрын

😂🤭🔥

@Eren-da-Jaeger

5 жыл бұрын

muuuuunnnn

@applejuice5272

2 жыл бұрын

Someone moosical this week

@soundsofdjsjava634

2 жыл бұрын

Actualy, on .

Sabine rocked. RIP Sabine

@RTek1986

Жыл бұрын

Wait, what?

@TrevorMoses312

Жыл бұрын

@@RTek1986 She passed away unfortunately 😥

@doru10922

3 ай бұрын

RIP...

@jared31174

2 ай бұрын

I'm shocked, I'm only finding this out now...man that sucks... RIP

4:14 "bruh Nigel Mansell could you wear dress"😂

"Can anyone think of anything in this world which is better hard than soft?" I think we all are thinking that same thing before the guy shouted the answer.

@saxgarcon6867

5 жыл бұрын

Controversial, but Jaffa cakes.

@ferrari2k

5 жыл бұрын

@@saxgarcon6867 Just no ;)

@sinamf5890

2 жыл бұрын

well, hard crust on pizza is better than a soft jolly one for me

@JK_Clark

2 жыл бұрын

Teeth!

@Veyron722skyhook

2 жыл бұрын

@@sinamf5890 Not disagreeing with you, even though I do prefer soft crust on a pizza myself. But that's more a preference thing really. Neither is better than the other.

10:40 well now we know where jeremy got the idea for his farm

@RingLordSonic

2 жыл бұрын

Should be called “top steer”

2:24 after many years of watching TG i just realised they never made fun of the short form of his name

He smiles like Jimmy from Southpark when he says "Sublime" LOL

4:46 No Richard, he's a convict

“Ice” ahahahah brilliant

That charger is nice though. The green IS one of the MOPAR classic colours.

I miss this trio.

@renz1013

2 жыл бұрын

go to amazon then

@dimr1088

2 жыл бұрын

@@renz1013 well its only specials now, and it seems that grand tour is wrapping up too. Plus they are old now.

@renz1013

2 жыл бұрын

@@dimr1088 yes

@BathtubBass

2 жыл бұрын

Age doesn't matter, the act exactly the same now as they did 15 years ago. Let's admit, it's not this trio you miss, it's your childhood you miss.

@renz1013

2 жыл бұрын

@@BathtubBass finally a good statement that even I cant come up with on the spot

9:39 James’ absolutely confused stare is what makes it for me.

@isaacsrandomvideos667

2 жыл бұрын

call him captain “slow” for a reason 😂

@Glegh

2 жыл бұрын

Thats Richard

I wish we could some how see what Jeremy found on the internet

@geoffrey6000

Жыл бұрын

i don't think you want to know what he found on the internet....

@gss6531

Жыл бұрын

@@geoffrey6000 I really do!

@5tyxz

Жыл бұрын

@@gss6531 'tail pipe man'. you have been warned.

@gss6531

Жыл бұрын

@@5tyxz Ok should have gone with your warning, I won't be deleting that mental imagine that any time soon lmao

@reverseengineeredbot3387

Жыл бұрын

@@5tyxz oh god

Anything in this world that is better hard than soft? I'd say concrete

@limeddasch382

5 жыл бұрын

Alan Teh Anything in this world, that is better hard than soft? Well, everything that isn‘t supposed to be soft. Another question I have; How hard can it be?

@malikthemadman

2 жыл бұрын

Steel, a sword, a hammer, an axe, a knife ,a fork, a spoon, a can, a pot, a door, a bottle and the list just goes on.

Jeremy made a good point re: sexualising women racing drivers. He also glossed over the fact many of them agreed to get their kit off for a photo op.

Funny how some of their topics stands time years after they are no longer doing this kind of segment anymore.

*Big car small Richard*

Eggs come from milkman 💀💀💀

5 miles to the gallon, in todays fuel cost that would cost more than a small house

Jeremy wants to see Nigel Mansell is a small dress...

Ms. Patrick was a female racing driver. Of course, she only got the job because she was willing to "shake 'em" when she was told!

Ice? That's thinking outside the box. 😉

Awesome!

Should have got the E49 VH Valiant Charger.

Top Steer 😭😭😭

Have you watched top gear unauthorised? It focuses on the period between 1988 ad 2015. Its on youtube

"Ice " yup :)

5:05 Richard's jacket oh my god😂😂😂

What episode was hammonds charger in

How does Jeremy clarkson know about power rangers

@thedeerking7220

5 жыл бұрын

Jordan reed He has children.

Tonight on top steer

0:15 hey look thats where i live lol

“Awards for people that organise awards”

12:38 "ice" 😂😂😂😂😂

OK, learned 1 thing : cows dont have eggs.

Is James May rocking a Speed Triple?

They should have bought shares in Shell, eh?

round about 7:47 they talk about motorbike sounds well search on the internet the Honda CBX1000 6 cylinder motorbike

@applejuice5272

2 жыл бұрын

Yes!

@brianouwersloot

2 жыл бұрын

@@applejuice5272 i have seen AND heard it in real life

I would gladly have a german panel of seating experts to my house for christmas. I have many interesting chairs.

Top steer 😂😂

“Eminent scientists

Awards for people who gave awards

God I'm so dissapointed there's not a leaked behind the scenes showing of those hidden images Jeremy actually shows at all Like for actual TV sure, but we're adults, the reboot of the show has literally been out 21 years, even in America that's now age of Majority - should have let those who wanted to see, see

Eggs come from milk man

Top Steer

Why isn't the name of your channel CarcasmTV? I’m so mad right now

Is that a 54 or 64

Tho that's funny if James had his panda Jeremy with a gt and richard with his dodge challenger I mean big American cars with a healthy appetite and a small Italian fiat panda with a hamster running on a wheel taking a nibble at the fuel every once in a while we'll compared to the American cars it's like a prius not that it's that bad or uneconomical in the first place

The section about the colours was interesting because I would've thought by now in 2024, you could have your car in ANY colour... It's kinda sad, really

0:46

@Faith01841

3 ай бұрын

3:25

@Faith01841

3 ай бұрын

10:22

@Faith01841

3 ай бұрын

11:00

Scan color

So True, todays car colours are so Fuckin BORING!! which ever car company introduces bright colours on their vehicles will make a killing!

Hello

ラブリチャーズカー

His charger is vulgar.

@f.ludovico3105

2 жыл бұрын

Couldn't agree more

Your mum