"I think you're the best looking guy on the program" "Well that's hardly an achievement, is it?" Savage hamster

@watermalone5782

5 жыл бұрын

Best regards, Stuart

@MausOfTheHouse

4 жыл бұрын

Stuart, come on in!

in the first clip, the fact that they played "Upside down" by Diana Ross to greet him back, after he flipped a jet powered dragter, amuses me greatly

@Xiaomi-jm2gz

5 жыл бұрын

Didn't even notice that till you pointed it out.

I’m laughing at the fact it’s just titled “Richard Hammond”

@violet.632

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@fatmunch6318

4 жыл бұрын

There’s one on James may

@zeke3633

4 жыл бұрын

It’s a short title for the shortest one of the trio

@chubski2514

3 жыл бұрын

Do you need any more

@Pablo_Cabeza

3 жыл бұрын

Not anymore, and It makes me sad :(

Richard Hammond: shortest man to beat death more than once

@samueljones3668

5 жыл бұрын

Fordsie He makes Tom Cruise look like a pussy.

"It gets better than that, Stuart come on in!" I literally died

@Mccaigg

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah that one went under the radar sadly

The most British entrance ever. A whole bunch of gorgeous women dancing for you and celebrating your arrival yet he walks down the stairs downplaying and apologising. Long live the Hamster!

@CaptainAMAZINGGG

4 жыл бұрын

Inwardly cringeing, so intensely :')

Richard Hammond being bullied for 15 minutes

@MausOfTheHouse

4 жыл бұрын

Well, not bullied, just being funny I guess?

@noelnicholls1894

4 жыл бұрын

He’s the one that got in a rocket car. That makes him the bravest of the three, bullying him is not what they are doing.

He does look like the cat in Shrek 2

@dragongod666sevagoth3

5 жыл бұрын

Puss in boots

@Chan-zv5kb

4 жыл бұрын

😂 for some reason that does kinda suit him

I love how instead of putting the fire out, they argue over who is going to do it.

@williamg209two

4 жыл бұрын

Wat guys do

It's probably been pointed out already but when Hammond is walking down the stairs, the songs lyrics are "upside down, round and round." A gag that I took way to long to realise

@henrythehoover8225

3 жыл бұрын

69?

@joeogle7729

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks for that contribution.

@big_bicep_bill7594

3 жыл бұрын

@@henrythehoover8225 he crashes alot

this is less of hammond's funny moments and more clarkson roasting him

@MausOfTheHouse

5 жыл бұрын

But its still funny

Hammond : I AM A DRIVING GOD! much much later in the series Clarkson: I AM A DRIVING DOG!

i have a theory they're all 15 year olds. Richard is 9.

@summushieremiasclarkson4700

4 жыл бұрын

That's reality, not just a theory.

@hippityhoppity6159

4 жыл бұрын

No. James and Jeremy are 9, Richard is 4.

@DeanMoxley87

3 жыл бұрын

Your all wrong, As Jeremy as said, he’s Eleven

Clarkson is Chewy, Hammond is R2, and May is C-3PO. And the Stig is the Millennium Falcon

@livirus3826

6 жыл бұрын

Then who's Han? o.0 Oh...wait...

I love how Jeremy Richard and James are just big 5 year olds

I know you are watching this because you’re bored at home because of corona.

@isaacramsay7889

4 жыл бұрын

i’ve been binging these for the last 3 days

@jacobjennings4238

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@malum_deus

4 жыл бұрын

Expla / VFX Editor exactly 😂

@EbolaSquirrel

4 жыл бұрын

No,I’m in bed,its 2:50 am

@aliath1413

4 жыл бұрын

shhh dont tell anyone

2:17 I think its kinda sweet how James makes sure to let him know he's kidding, just to make sure he doesn't keep being worried.

12:01 "AAAHH YOUVE FROZEN MY GOOLIES"

Three mates having a laugh and getting paid for it. That's what I want to do when I grow up. Lol

@zero_meercat8624

5 жыл бұрын

Sebastian Jackson same bro

5:00 For some reason I find this clip kinda funny, partly because of Hammond's smile after Jeremy asks him if he's now mental. You can tell he knows Jeremy's just fucking around

Hammond says "sorry" so often one would suspect that he's a Canadian.

@seuchenvater5687

4 жыл бұрын

as a canadian, can confirm that the frequency of "sorry" is not a myth

@crumblestheclown

4 жыл бұрын

The English also say sorry a lot.

@abramo7700

4 жыл бұрын

Goddess of Tea they either say sorry a lot or never say sorry

@hiteshadhikari

4 жыл бұрын

@@crumblestheclown they better for what they did to the world

@crumblestheclown

4 жыл бұрын

HITESH ADHIKARI Calm down. History should be there as a reminder of what they once were and did never will do again.

"...she wants you to be her dungeon bitch!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I always found funny that Hammond, the only one who would go camping in the wildness and is portrayed as a farming boy don't like insects that much.

@codyblea3638

3 жыл бұрын

I've been doing tree work since I was 5. Doesn't matter if I'm trimming trees next to a house in the suburbs, or fifty feet up a tree in the middle of the woods. If a spider gets on me, I'm likely to scream like a little girl. Or those Oriental wood borer beetles. Digging out a mountain pine beetle from your shoulder, and having to make sure the head came with it like it was a tick, will do that to a person.

It would have been funnier if they ordered extra tall dancers

9:43 i love May walking away too hide his laughing

The guys have so much fun all the time.

@CaptainAMAZINGGG

4 жыл бұрын

Life goals tbh Be as ridiculous as possible. :')

'I am a driving god.' Indeed Hammond, u are a god related to driving, you are the god of crippling, debilitating, life-ruining crashes.

@RWoody1995

5 жыл бұрын

To be fair he technically has never had a life ruining crash, his life is pretty good after all of them as far as I can tell. ...except for the new taste for celery he gained after the dragster crash... I guess you could call that a life ruining.

@lord_scrubington

5 жыл бұрын

@@RWoody1995 Yes, he wasn't crippled by any of it. But he is a god. Any one else would probably be crippled following most of Hammond many accidents

That was the best entrance I've seen anywhere

They give each other so much shit but they always pick each other up when they need it. Gotta love these guys

10:39 had me in tears bruh hamster was so underrated

@benflanagan8584

4 жыл бұрын

His alter ego as a mad chemistry teacher.

@lancs_emergencyspotter9661

4 жыл бұрын

*69*

"we have a Jedi Knight in our reasonably priced car, but we start off with Richard Hammond, who's more sort of R2D2 really"

14:30 I still have nightmares of this clip

@Taremioca69

2 жыл бұрын

We are in the country of Chile

@everytingsport9368

2 жыл бұрын

You have nightmares I have wet dreams

@lakapuka

Жыл бұрын

@@everytingsport9368 oh god

@404TVfr

Жыл бұрын

@@everytingsport9368 bruh hurb bruhhurb bruurb brrb brb br b

@JetFalcon710

Жыл бұрын

@@everytingsport9368 o_o"

I know we now have The Grand Tour, but this is Top Gear, its the program i watched from such a young age, my childhood was great because of Clarkson, Hammond and May and nothing can ever compare to it. But by just watching The Grand Tour, you can really see how much the BBC were "bottlenecking" them so to speak.

@Catalina._

6 жыл бұрын

Corrosive Materials TGT sucks and scripted to death...

"Did no one tell you it was going down that one?" "NO, *obviously*, OR I WOULD'VE BUILT IT, OVER *THERE*. My fucking sides.

@damienclarke5429

5 жыл бұрын

That is... fairly embarrassing. What I need, is a big machine!

"Aaargh, you've frozen me goolies!!!"

I fucking died when the chicken started flying everywhere

@lewismacleod8735

4 жыл бұрын

Time stamp

@Solicify

4 жыл бұрын

11:19

Omfg when May put his hand out to shake when Hammond tried to hug him

The “I’m a driving God” bit hasn’t aged very well... Gods don’t crash 🤣🤣

@RWoody1995

4 жыл бұрын

I think he's already had his worst crash before that bit with the dragster lol

At 9:39, I love how James isn't able to contain himself, it's hilarious.

“Ooooh, you funny man”

lol the first and last time they hugged on television

If there are any children watching : me 8 years ago. Dad what are they on about? You will understand when your older.

0:02 the sound jeremy makes when hes inhaling

@waffle7131

4 жыл бұрын

Slurp

They all made each other so much better by becoming co-hosts.

Still makes me laugh how they played 'Upside Down' for his return after a horrific crash in which he went just that haha

This rather is "Best of Clarkson roasting Hammond" 😂

Jermey Clarkson has such a contagious laugh.

Now *THAT* is friendship! (0:33)

I like how EVERY single time Hammond says horsepower he pronounces it ''hospaah''

@alphamammonth8024

6 жыл бұрын

lmao

Love how the song for Hammond is "Upside down and inside out”

I AM A DRIVING GOD

@samtinkle9076

4 жыл бұрын

“I am a driving *gOd?* ”

@samtinkle9076

4 жыл бұрын

4:40

@samtunks8833

4 жыл бұрын

TDS seventy-five I AM A DOG WALKING GOD

13:16 Gotta give props to the guard who went "whoa.."

Richard “The World is Your Urinal” Hammond

@CaptainAMAZINGGG

4 жыл бұрын

You can tell he's just one of those guys :')

LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO MY BLOODY SHED MAN!!!

I like how James refused to hug Hammond

@eledile1621

4 жыл бұрын

@@0neo what

@h5skb4ru41

4 жыл бұрын

@@0neo wtf

@burtmanucci7910

4 жыл бұрын

@G Walker because, he probaly hasn't shown affection to anyone irl aswell

"To americans luxery is making something bigger" Damn

@olliewells7437

4 жыл бұрын

Fragz true tho

When your friend zoned by James May

@konakg8174

6 жыл бұрын

dankengine ltd you're, quick change it before the Nazis come

@reinermiteibidde1009

6 жыл бұрын

It is "you`re" in this case. Now I will correct another comment and hope for positive feedback on my grammer-nazism...

@foxy-loxys-vintage-all-sorts

6 жыл бұрын

Reiner mit ei, bidde! You're* not you`re

I still tear up every single time I see Hammond's return from his dragster crash.......top bloke!

The first clip is how Richard Hammond met his wife. 😁

@aleksm3401

4 жыл бұрын

For real or???

@SilverScarletSpider

4 жыл бұрын

Aleks M From this video: kzread.info/dash/bejne/i6SLxrF7p9Oypag.html

You ve forgoten OLIVER!!!!!

@alecwallace8071

5 жыл бұрын

OLIVER!

I wish they still did those random cheap car challenges.

@SPACECOWBOY705

3 жыл бұрын

The new top gear dudes?

@jasonthompson3706

3 жыл бұрын

Have you not watched the grand tour?

I miss this show so much 😢

@_________-__________-_______

3 жыл бұрын

every great things has to come to a bad end

And how did you lose your eye? -Impaled by V1 roasted rotisserie chicken, could happen to anyone.

10:38 One of the best laughs I've ever had in my life, watching this outdoor barbecue burst into life in the TGGF special. Good job, Hammond.

@CaptainAMAZINGGG

4 жыл бұрын

I was so ready for that chicken to start flinging itself at their faces :')

12:02 “AAARGH! YOU’VE FROZEN MY GOOLIES!” Haven’t heard anyone use the word “goolies” for years. That was a pleasant surprise.

Hahaha the EasyJet logo on the side of the stairs that Hammond comes down at the beginning!

@TheAutobodyking

4 жыл бұрын

they must of get it for free lol

"IT'S SQUEAKING AT ME"

James: "and soon we arrived at the scary Turkish border" Custom's guy with the dog: "look look look! come here, good boy. heyy, hop! look here, come, check this" *is actually impressed and amused by the .50 cal bullet lighter* I swear those customs guards were probably bigger shithousers than our hosts lmao

@CandidaRosa889

4 жыл бұрын

You're a funnyman

This includes multiple clips I was so grateful for watching before my parents were up...

Hahahah I love how 90% of this is just Jeremy taking the piss out of him and talking shit, James contributes like twice

I'm laughing for the fire extinguisher scene. They look like 3 kids in preschool fighting and arguing for things

May's laugh is genuinely the best!

They looked so young

You can see how happy and emotional Clarkson is at the start and I love that!

@pieyield2255

4 жыл бұрын

VINNIEJONES10 yeah. They work well together

11:15…Don’t ask…this will explain the whole video

"Funny Man" 😂😂

11:10 funniest damn shit ive seen in a while

@armiferafatum2459

3 жыл бұрын

i was fucking crying lol

8:00 sums up Hammonds personality

8:36 One of my favourite clips of Top Gear 😂 "How's this gonna look when you pull up outside someone's house to tell them that their husband has just been killed in an industrial accident" 😂

14:32 I never want to see James May do that again.

9:33 one of the funniest gags ever

I got a teeth whiting advert before this video 😂

This video should be called: Jeremy embarassing Richard

That was the greatest entrance for a tv show

There is no hammond without ham.

@toastie9106

4 жыл бұрын

There is no ham without ha

@anairconditioner8685

4 жыл бұрын

Toast ie there’s no ha without Amy Shum- oh wait

dream job - having a laugh and getting paid for it.

I have never seen the return of hammond

@soulcornflake1

6 жыл бұрын

Mads Blikdal Good episode, though hard to watch. He described how it happened, then made them promise to never show it again.

Jeremy laughing at him getting roasted by the black girls had me dying lmao

1:04 Oh my God I fucking died laughing xD that was the funniest "Yes" I think I've ever heard

the ape actually hugged the hamster wow

This feels like a little kid, his dad and his uncle going on a cross country road trip. You know who is who

Jesus James May is such a comedic gold mine!

@CaptainAMAZINGGG

4 жыл бұрын

Hammond is the funniest tbh

Just gonna leave this time stamp here - 7:17

Richard Hammond

@cranberryegg1236

4 жыл бұрын

James May

@elegantcrawfish9390

4 жыл бұрын

Jeremy Clarkson

@Pablo_Cabeza

4 жыл бұрын

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

@Pablo_Cabeza

4 жыл бұрын

@Ken Norcott :(

@thrall9498

4 жыл бұрын

Ken Norcott YEAH FUCKING TEL THEM!!!

Richard's outfit at the beginning of this video is my default image of him

@williamg209two

4 жыл бұрын

That was his 2000s outfit lol

@CaptainAMAZINGGG

4 жыл бұрын

Same. I even ignore his one now, because of that fact. Lol

Those Turkish guys were not happy with the lighter.

@KingLich451

5 жыл бұрын

Well those are just standard procedures as far as I know :/ there are a lot of drug trafficking going around our country so police has to be careful with searches :/

Here’s our resident elf YES!

Richard is perfect. i love him to death, have done for 13 years. he is a driving god.

@1hej0k3r

6 жыл бұрын

Last sentence killed me xD

@Jake-ui4wz

6 жыл бұрын

HΣSPΣRΛXΛ He is a driving God in some respect, he doesn't die in car crashes which means he's basically immortal.

@sisterofslaanesh666

6 жыл бұрын

and now its two crashes where he should of died in, its like highlander or something.

I kept repeating 0:03 over and over because right before he says RICHARD HAMMOND! he makes a slurp noise and its the greatest thing ever.

@kristenburnout1

6 жыл бұрын

"Please welcome... *SCHLIURP*-RICHARD HAMMOND!!!"

Never thought I’d watch the same video the 4567 time for boredom’s sake