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  • @ExamplePrime
    @ExamplePrime5 жыл бұрын

    Boat Mormons gonna have a monopoly on religion when everyone is living in boats

  • @gabrielbenjamin

    @gabrielbenjamin

    5 жыл бұрын

    ExamplePrime lmao

  • @pentadeuce1086

    @pentadeuce1086

    5 жыл бұрын

    Well with those rising sea levels everyone will be clambering for those boats.

  • @Gloomdrake

    @Gloomdrake

    5 жыл бұрын

    I dunno, Yoloism can survive anything.

  • @philipweber9545

    @philipweber9545

    5 жыл бұрын

    Perhaps, but the Pagodas won't.

  • @CalebWillden

    @CalebWillden

    5 жыл бұрын

    Noah: "I told you!!"

  • @archsteel7
    @archsteel75 жыл бұрын

    "Venice is just gone" And nothing of value was lost.

  • @iainhansen1047

    @iainhansen1047

    5 жыл бұрын

    Archsteel they were denounced so much the world decided they didn’t deserve to exist

  • @GigglesClown

    @GigglesClown

    5 жыл бұрын

    Kinda wish he'd responded good

  • @Veellinn

    @Veellinn

    5 жыл бұрын

    And there was much rejoicing!

  • @hoppityhares2597

    @hoppityhares2597

    5 жыл бұрын

    savage meme

  • @kylesmith9696

    @kylesmith9696

    5 жыл бұрын

    What else will we denouncing Venice-ites denounce?

  • @zubiprime
    @zubiprime2 жыл бұрын

    This flood has devastated like never seen before! 0 population lost, 0 units killed, 0 tiles damaged, 8 tiles gained fertility.

  • @RickTests

    @RickTests

    8 ай бұрын

    i mean, when did you see a flood like that?

  • @TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs
    @TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs5 жыл бұрын

    Can we get an update on the lack of whales. The people demand more whales.

  • @iainhansen1047

    @iainhansen1047

    5 жыл бұрын

    Whales are going extinct because people like you keep demanding them! We need to use our worlds resources responsibly! Not based on pointless whims! Just because you “want whales” doesn’t mean you need them!

  • @3DMasterST

    @3DMasterST

    5 жыл бұрын

    Gabriel I don’t think you get the joke....

  • @festethephule7553

    @festethephule7553

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@gabrielbenjamin I dislike using that reddit woosh thing, so I will simply point out the fact that this Iain guy was participating in the humour, and you have missed that fact.

  • @twinfold6800

    @twinfold6800

    5 жыл бұрын

    If we can´t have whales, how about oysters.. we lack those as well. The People demand more oysters. Don´t come offering crabs.. we dont want crabs.

  • @generalkitten2100

    @generalkitten2100

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@iainhansen1047 We NEED whales or we will get depressed.

  • @jwilder47
    @jwilder475 жыл бұрын

    Missed opportunity for "BREAKING NEWS: With one turn left in the construction of our Panama Canal, The Maori announced today that they had completed The Panama Canal."

  • @kennuuthswansun3379

    @kennuuthswansun3379

    4 жыл бұрын

    “And all it does is connect a one tile lake to another one tile lake”

  • @rohaninamdar6060

    @rohaninamdar6060

    3 жыл бұрын

    this is an underrated comment

  • @theinternetshavecome1640

    @theinternetshavecome1640

    3 жыл бұрын

    'We must therefore tear down all infrastructure and evidence that our canal ever existed. Sucks, I guess.'

  • @eric_moore-6126

    @eric_moore-6126

    3 жыл бұрын

    But they've already made that joke in at least one other video. That's not what this one was about

  • @mr.failure3823

    @mr.failure3823

    3 жыл бұрын

    Simple a INVASION

  • @iainhansen1047
    @iainhansen10475 жыл бұрын

    I propose we ban weather. Why? I don’t like it.

  • @TheLuuuuuc

    @TheLuuuuuc

    5 жыл бұрын

    Do you have the city states to push it through?

  • @iainhansen1047

    @iainhansen1047

    5 жыл бұрын

    Luca Moriconi are you saying that I am venice!? Because I take that as a personal insult. I DENOUNCE YOU!!!

  • @dkpsyhog

    @dkpsyhog

    5 жыл бұрын

    Iain Hansen I thought it was candy, but it was _pigs_

  • @iainhansen1047

    @iainhansen1047

    5 жыл бұрын

    psychic_hedgehog sigh “it’s not either of those things”

  • @greekmyths8804

    @greekmyths8804

    5 жыл бұрын

    But then what are the British public to talk to each other about?

  • @ViridianVictoria
    @ViridianVictoria5 жыл бұрын

    Wait but how are we gonna Denounce Venice if it's under water? Starting to consider converting to Boat Mormon.

  • @secrecy2744

    @secrecy2744

    5 жыл бұрын

    Easy, we just Denounce Venice... underwater! Da da da daaaaaaa!

  • @maiqtheliar7162

    @maiqtheliar7162

    5 жыл бұрын

    Denouncing Venice has Rebranded as Denying Venice as it clearly never existed

  • @eric_moore-6126

    @eric_moore-6126

    3 жыл бұрын

    DENY VENICE

  • @field5758

    @field5758

    3 жыл бұрын

    Become a boat mormon and float away as the ocean rises

  • @peterconroy7375

    @peterconroy7375

    3 жыл бұрын

    YOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @arandomdoomer2065
    @arandomdoomer20655 жыл бұрын

    * in 2 turns it will be flood* *1 turn later* *a great person has be born* *rush the great canal* *Done*

  • @52flyingbicycles

    @52flyingbicycles

    5 жыл бұрын

    In two turns it will flood *chops 5 forests* Problem solved!

  • @UmbreonMessiah
    @UmbreonMessiah5 жыл бұрын

    "The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints...of Boats" You thought I wouldn't notice that the Boat Mormons were back, but you were wrong.

  • @sigma723

    @sigma723

    5 жыл бұрын

    I was hoping I'd see someone else who noticed that and also LONG LIVE THE BOAT MORMONS

  • @iainhansen1047

    @iainhansen1047

    5 жыл бұрын

    UmbreonMessiah May boat Jesus bless our water ways

  • @donuttheturtle2.070

    @donuttheturtle2.070

    5 жыл бұрын

    UmbreonMessiah IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED

  • @irimac1806

    @irimac1806

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@sigma723 I named two Houses in my shared Gallery in Sims 4 after the Boat Mormons :D Or rather made small stories about their restauration.

  • @tatodziadekpl4289

    @tatodziadekpl4289

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@sigma723 HERESY! The only true religion is Denouncing Venice!

  • @skindreads
    @skindreads5 жыл бұрын

    How can we see this? We haven't researched mass media yet!

  • @aidanbeesley3221

    @aidanbeesley3221

    5 жыл бұрын

    skindreads I thought it was researched 2 turns ago

  • @Suzaku455

    @Suzaku455

    5 жыл бұрын

    @skindreads I'll offer you Mass Media tech for access to whales for 20 turns.

  • @skindreads

    @skindreads

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@Suzaku455 Done!

  • @AzguardMike

    @AzguardMike

    5 жыл бұрын

    i have one coal, will you pay 1 gold for it? No? Ok what will it take to make this deal work?

  • @joj1560

    @joj1560

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@AzguardMike oh no, not again

  • @comicconcarne
    @comicconcarne5 жыл бұрын

    Just play Civ V and avoid all consequences for your actions. Except for settling within ten hexes of a neighboring civ that you haven't discovered yet.

  • @andersasblom6452

    @andersasblom6452

    5 жыл бұрын

    And they happen to be Aztec, Mongolian, and/or Zulu.

  • @Wargod1395

    @Wargod1395

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@andersasblom6452 and then your just %@$*ed unless you are the aztecs... then you just have to struggle to keep the peace long enough to destroy literally everything

  • @conorjasper5814

    @conorjasper5814

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@andersasblom6452 It is the Zulu. It is always the Zulu. Hordes of Impi warriors charging across interlocking fields of machine gun fire, never stopping, never slowing.

  • @abyssstrider2547

    @abyssstrider2547

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@andersasblom6452 Aztec are a joke, I had found them once in my game and they were in late classical age while I was in modern era, it only took me 3 armoured infantrymen to wipe them off the planet.

  • @RuiRuichi

    @RuiRuichi

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@abyssstrider2547 Any civ is a joke when it's King to Settler difficulty. Emperor and above Aztecs are one of immediate threats as a neighbor(Like Zulus or Mongolia) since it's AI is aggressive by default and it's a strong early military power. I have to rush Composites or risk getting overran by hordes of Eagle Warriors.

  • @kevinworytko1099
    @kevinworytko10995 жыл бұрын

    *Alright everyone let's break this continent in half!* XD

  • @korayven9255

    @korayven9255

    5 жыл бұрын

    TO SHOW YOU THE POWER OF CANALS I SAWED THIS CONTINENT IN HALF!

  • @karimm.elsayad9539

    @karimm.elsayad9539

    5 жыл бұрын

    Come on, post more canal porn!

  • @matthewmoran3851

    @matthewmoran3851

    5 жыл бұрын

    You sawed this comment section in half! And you fixed it using only FLEX TAPE!

  • @jellojiei6061

    @jellojiei6061

    5 жыл бұрын

    Kevin Worytko wait sorry to be that guy but wouldn’t that lower sea levels Cuz the water leaves the sea and is in the canal

  • @iPuls3

    @iPuls3

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@jellojiei6061 The ocean is much bigger than the canal

  • @evertime123
    @evertime1235 жыл бұрын

    🦀🦀 VENICE IS GONE 🦀🦀

  • @user-pq8qn5df7z

    @user-pq8qn5df7z

    5 жыл бұрын

    Don't worry! It's been nuked by Gandhi whole two turns ago.

  • @zilosis3794

    @zilosis3794

    5 жыл бұрын

    BAN CRABS!

  • @evertime123

    @evertime123

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@zilosis3794 CRABS ARE PEOPLE

  • @pintpullinggeek

    @pintpullinggeek

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@evertime123 LEGIT OR QUIT!

  • @JonathanToolonie

    @JonathanToolonie

    5 жыл бұрын

    Welp, there goes the religion of DV.

  • @do-re-mi9136
    @do-re-mi91365 жыл бұрын

    When Venice dissapeared, the religion of "Denuncing Venice" found their Nirvana, i suppose

  • @andersasblom6452

    @andersasblom6452

    5 жыл бұрын

    They just rebrand to "Denouncing Dutch". (I hate Wilhelmina in this game. Always so demanding about trade routes.)

  • @55445

    @55445

    5 жыл бұрын

    Don't worry, They can keep going on denouncing the memory of Venice.

  • @YunsAvatar
    @YunsAvatar5 жыл бұрын

    Such a roller coaster ride! I hear about the focus on this "canal" and know that it must be evil, because Venice is filled with canals. But then I discover that the Boat Mormons are involved as well and see the grand conspiracy that there is. Of course, Venice being destroyed is a ruse. They will use this new canal to conquer!

  • @iainhansen1047

    @iainhansen1047

    5 жыл бұрын

    #boatconspiracy

  • @ginoclaves

    @ginoclaves

    5 жыл бұрын

    It also destroys another Great Religion's biggest tenant: how's one supposed to denounce a city that doesn't exist anymore?!

  • @blarg2429

    @blarg2429

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@ginoclaves I mean, the Bible still contains old denunciations of Babylon...

  • @cohortceaser819

    @cohortceaser819

    5 жыл бұрын

    Oohh my good friend. They are no longer known as boat mormons. They are now known as The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints of boats.

  • @dusksentry5836

    @dusksentry5836

    5 жыл бұрын

    As a member of denouncing Venis, I am confused how to feel

  • @Kajinking
    @Kajinking5 жыл бұрын

    Best part is that flooding lowlands created a natural waterway through the continent. This left the canal worse that destroyed, it left it useless. In order to make their project profitable again, investors started a great new project to create a mighty damn to block this new river and give their canal a economic use once more.

  • @nicf1555

    @nicf1555

    5 жыл бұрын

    the last two centuries of louisiana history in a nutshell

  • @johnfsenpai

    @johnfsenpai

    4 жыл бұрын

    "Mighty damn"

  • @paintthefuture34
    @paintthefuture345 жыл бұрын

    News logo should have been a spinning Earth of hexagon tiles. Oppurtunity squandered!

  • @wolframstahl1263

    @wolframstahl1263

    5 жыл бұрын

    Can't make a sphere of hexagons. The animation would have probably looked pretty crappy.

  • @matthew8153

    @matthew8153

    5 жыл бұрын

    Wolfram Stahl Use a cylinder.

  • @Phlebas

    @Phlebas

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@wolframstahl1263 You can if you make twelve of those hexagons into pentagons (this works for any map size) like with soccer balls! (Yes, I've thought a lot about the practicality of globes for Civ games because the cylindrical earth bothers me for some reason).

  • @Veylon

    @Veylon

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@Phlebas You can make triangles of hexagons and then make a sphere out of triangles.

  • @Phlebas

    @Phlebas

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@VeylonTrue, but the unit wouldn't be able to move in a straight line. They'd always be zigzagging towards their destination which, to me, is visually unsatisfying. And you'd still have to have sections of the map where the triangles break away from their regular pattern (where the pentagons would be in a hexagonal tessellation). I suppose another option would be to remove the grid altogether and have it so that units just travel a set distance in any direction per turn (adjusted for terrain, unit speed, etc...).

  • @buttersurge8047
    @buttersurge80475 жыл бұрын

    I love it how the moment he learns the canals in danger he starts taking the weather seriously,😆

  • @UnwovenSleeve
    @UnwovenSleeve5 жыл бұрын

    BREAKING NEWS: Everything’s fine

  • @YunsAvatar
    @YunsAvatar5 жыл бұрын

    See, this is how to say bad things on Door Monster without getting executed. Kyle was doing exactly that while the sound covered them and his mouth was blocked by the warning sign.

  • @Ch4pp13

    @Ch4pp13

    5 жыл бұрын

    you're saying that like cussing is a bad as *WARNING. EMERGENCY BROADCAST*-ing thing.

  • @YunsAvatar

    @YunsAvatar

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@Ch4pp13 Someone did get publicly executed for it before.

  • @Ch4pp13

    @Ch4pp13

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@YunsAvatar so you're telling me that someone, somewhere executed a guy because he cussed? source or it didn't happen. i simply don't believe it to be true. not even Florida is that stupid.

  • @YunsAvatar

    @YunsAvatar

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@Ch4pp13 Welcome to Door Monster, newbie! It's clean content here. 1. They're in Texas, not Florida. 2. You need to watch Community Comments 86 for the execution.

  • @Ch4pp13

    @Ch4pp13

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@YunsAvatar i generally skip the community comments videos, but holy moly that was fast. and for the record, i remember WhiteLightningHQ and was surprised to see they rebranded themselves as Door Monster when i stumbled upon them again.

  • @timonheidema6837
    @timonheidema68375 жыл бұрын

    I remember when this channel had just a few thousand subs. Look how far we've got.

  • @iainhansen1047

    @iainhansen1047

    5 жыл бұрын

    May boat Jesus guide this channel to even greater heights

  • @thomasw4422

    @thomasw4422

    5 жыл бұрын

    Still deserves more.

  • @theblackbaron4119

    @theblackbaron4119

    5 жыл бұрын

    Also the production quality improved so far :) since they are now really good with special effects and better equipment.

  • @NoNameAtAll2

    @NoNameAtAll2

    5 жыл бұрын

    I remember when it was still called Lightning smth

  • @theblackbaron4119

    @theblackbaron4119

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@NoNameAtAll2 white lightning productions. Sadly there was something else associated with it, which had a racist connotation. So they changed the name. :D door monster fits better anyway because it's just cute what they do for their neighbours on Helloween.

  • @EricMesa
    @EricMesa3 жыл бұрын

    "named after a place that doesn't exist" - awesome

  • @TheBerchie
    @TheBerchie5 жыл бұрын

    Breaking News: Barbarians have been spotted to the south, normally this would cause concern, but our swift leader has deployed a unit of tanks to deal with the barbarians. When reporters asked our wise leader, "Isn't this going a little too far?" Our immortal leader responded with, "Well yeah, but... come on! It's funny as shit!"

  • @screret4794

    @screret4794

    2 жыл бұрын

    But then the barbs have GDRs

  • @camdenewing7501

    @camdenewing7501

    2 жыл бұрын

    But when you decide to skimp on troops taking out a barbarian village they just make 15 at crews

  • @alandunaway933

    @alandunaway933

    2 жыл бұрын

    The closest i've ever ecountered from barbs are modern tanks While they presistent enough to keep spearmen guard their outposts whenever they appeared no matter what era they're in

  • @iainhansen1047
    @iainhansen10475 жыл бұрын

    “Hey um climate change is destroying our planet” “Is it damaging America right now?” “Not yet.” “Then shut up about it!”

  • @christopherg2347

    @christopherg2347

    5 жыл бұрын

    Well, technically America has quite some issues with teh Tornado side of it. They are like the only 1st world country I even *know* to have Tornados as a thing to worry about. I mean it is weather and weather happens in Europe too. So it should happen here too. But it seems like we *only* ever hear of them from Amerika. That has been vexing me for quite some time now. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tornado

  • @TheFrugalVideoGamer

    @TheFrugalVideoGamer

    5 жыл бұрын

    Even worse is that, if Trump loses 2020, the turn that Kyle makes and blaming "neglectful weather reporters" will be the exact spin conservative outlets put forward for the Democrat.

  • @Shuizid

    @Shuizid

    5 жыл бұрын

    ​@@christopherg2347 tornados need certain weather conditions to happen and those are either quite unique to the USA or the other areas are simply not inhabitated by a lot of humans. The far bigger issue will be hurricanes, due to the direct impact higher temperatures have. It means more energy in the athmosphere, it means more evaporation of ocean water and both mean more and bigger hurricanes are to be expected. Not to mention rising sea-levels also affect all of the coasts of the USA. So the USA is not safe from climate change either. It's just ignorant.

  • @tylerduncanson2661

    @tylerduncanson2661

    5 жыл бұрын

    Shuizid The problem is that the US is one of the countries that loses most from going green since the value of the dollar is so heavily tied to oil and other fossil fuels.

  • @korenth9034

    @korenth9034

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@christopherg2347 While the US does have the most total tornado (and tends to have stronger ones thanks to that vast wide open area in the center of the continent), it doesn't have the most per area ( the UK, followed by several other European countries do). Important to keep in mind that the US is REALLY BIG compared to most countries, so in many things we will have "more" of something, but not necessarily more than should be expected given the difference in size. Scale matters!

  • @NerdyGrounds
    @NerdyGrounds5 жыл бұрын

    This seems like its parodying the game, and satirizing society at the same time. Now thats efficiency

  • @Anergyne
    @Anergyne5 жыл бұрын

    I know this is about a video game but I feel there's some scathing commentary in there about real life politicians and news people as well...

  • @matthewmoran3851

    @matthewmoran3851

    5 жыл бұрын

    Found number 2

  • @Marinealver

    @Marinealver

    5 жыл бұрын

    Well the game expansions has some scathing commentary about real life politics in itself.

  • @Ajc-ni3xn
    @Ajc-ni3xn5 жыл бұрын

    Legend has it they still haven’t covered the Geneva story.

  • @frieddogmeat3234
    @frieddogmeat32345 жыл бұрын

    The world will end not with a bang, but with a newscaster reporting the loss of a canal

  • @CodyRushDriving
    @CodyRushDriving3 жыл бұрын

    Somewhere in there is a missed opportunity to point out that if the weather keeps weathering, the Panama Canal will complete itself.

  • @dkpsyhog
    @dkpsyhog5 жыл бұрын

    This channel is like if you took collegehumour and filtered out the bad sketches.

  • @lord_wyran

    @lord_wyran

    5 жыл бұрын

    so like all of college humor after mid 2015?

  • @aronseptianto8142

    @aronseptianto8142

    5 жыл бұрын

    It's college humor but trying to be funny not edgy / political It's the not really comparable

  • @neolexiousneolexian6079

    @neolexiousneolexian6079

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@aronseptianto8142 You say, immediately after making a valid comparison.

  • @aronseptianto8142

    @aronseptianto8142

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@neolexiousneolexian6079 I guess

  • @jtruler

    @jtruler

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@aronseptianto8142 You say on a sketch about global warming. Which to be fair, it shouldn't be political, but people usually find a way to make it just that.

  • @cornRipper
    @cornRipper5 жыл бұрын

    OMG Yes! I love being awake for this

  • @theinternetshavecome1640
    @theinternetshavecome16403 жыл бұрын

    Can we just appreciate for a second that for all the meta humour and game references, this is genuinely great sketch writing. Even if it wasn't a fan community thing, this would be top notch comedy.

  • @AtlasNL
    @AtlasNL5 жыл бұрын

    I love the use of the tactical map mode as background for the weather forecast! Well made and an amazing video as always!

  • @tomihodet354
    @tomihodet3545 жыл бұрын

    1: what happened to "God morning America and our great leader Theodore Roosevelt?" Arn't you America anymore? 2: Why doesn't your great leader force Valletta to use their magic to instantly build flood-walls in all your cities?

  • @tantamsooksuptavon

    @tantamsooksuptavon

    5 жыл бұрын

    America probably got conquered by Scythia.

  • @theclaudeqc3rdone290

    @theclaudeqc3rdone290

    2 жыл бұрын

    Any why Gandhi didn't researched democracy yet? (He then goes boom boom)

  • @dylanference4451
    @dylanference44515 жыл бұрын

    Civ videos were the first Door Monster content I was exposed to and I think it's the funniest. This made my morning, thank you!

  • @robertcoleman349
    @robertcoleman3495 жыл бұрын

    To show you the power of our civilization, I sawed this continent in half!

  • @ethanfullmer5547
    @ethanfullmer55475 жыл бұрын

    "The church of jesus christ of latter day saints" XD I love it! I'm a member of that church, and found it so funny!

  • @JellyMyst

    @JellyMyst

    5 жыл бұрын

    That's The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints of Boats, you heretic.

  • @CoqPwner
    @CoqPwner5 жыл бұрын

    The Rising Storm has some interesting elements, but most are just annoying. I mean I had like a SINGLE coal plant in my entire Empire, yet I was somehow producing so much CO2 I almost single-handedly ruined the planet. The only weather-related thing I like are volcanos, the concept of knowing where a disaster MIGHT occur, countered by higher-yields allow for more strategy Most of the rest feels like it adds nothing but randomness to the game

  • @Elitex62

    @Elitex62

    5 жыл бұрын

    Honestly, as interesting as the concept of climate change is as a mechanic, I felt it shouldn't have been the focus of the expansion.

  • @webbowser8834

    @webbowser8834

    2 жыл бұрын

    So fun fact about CO2 emissions in civ 6, it doesn't actually matter how many coal power plants you make, but how much power you are using. If you have 1 power plant powering 6 different cities, that can make a alot of CO2.

  • @watcher314159
    @watcher3141595 жыл бұрын

    Weather Report? Sounds like some Heavy Weather. I'm waiting for fish to fall from the sky.

  • @etho7351
    @etho73515 жыл бұрын

    Venice figured out how to get flooded in a game it's not even in. Takes skill to fail that hard.

  • @TheItzal11

    @TheItzal11

    5 жыл бұрын

    Venice is in civ 6, it's just a city-state

  • @lightning4032
    @lightning40325 жыл бұрын

    "Al Violence" - took me a minute! 😂

  • @Dragonspirit223
    @Dragonspirit2235 жыл бұрын

    Thanks a ton for getting our name right, and keeping it funny at the same time. Congrats!

  • @danielgoldberg8214
    @danielgoldberg8214 Жыл бұрын

    absolutely brilliant!

  • @terratorment2940
    @terratorment29405 жыл бұрын

    I always love your civ videos most

  • @GidroDox
    @GidroDox5 жыл бұрын

    Please do more Civ 6 videos!

  • @AmarakEkim
    @AmarakEkim5 жыл бұрын

    CIV Videos?? Hells Yeah!!!!! More Please!

  • @sirdilbertwarlow6028
    @sirdilbertwarlow60285 жыл бұрын

    I like how there's an image of the globe, while there's a completely different map in the background.

  • @oliversherman2414
    @oliversherman2414 Жыл бұрын

    I love your channel keep up the great stuff

  • @plaguedoktor3563
    @plaguedoktor35635 жыл бұрын

    "let's break this continent in half" lol is this a reference to the civ vi subreddit?

  • @matthewmoran3851

    @matthewmoran3851

    5 жыл бұрын

    Kyle just needs to Snap. And Half the continent will disappear.

  • @dfreltzya541
    @dfreltzya5415 жыл бұрын

    I am just surprised* the sasquatch and justin.y are not here yet.

  • @neolexiousneolexian6079

    @neolexiousneolexian6079

    5 жыл бұрын

    I'm waiting on The Collective myself.

  • @buckethattrick9443

    @buckethattrick9443

    5 жыл бұрын

    Anyone else miss Plaid Chickens?

  • @SC-ce3vp

    @SC-ce3vp

    5 жыл бұрын

    Really no one's going to miss them.

  • @Flashfire2205
    @Flashfire22055 жыл бұрын

    I watched like 3 videos of yours this month and now I’m getting non stop Church of Norman adds.

  • @timesnewlogan2032
    @timesnewlogan2032 Жыл бұрын

    Me: trying to figure out how the hell canal construction works so I can split a continent and open the waterways. Aztecs: use the Panama Canal to connect a lake with the ocean

  • @zimnylech527
    @zimnylech527 Жыл бұрын

    This video perfectly summarises my experience with Civ6 and its infuriatingly omnipresent, neverending SPAM. Thank you game, I really needed 10 messages every turn about forest fires happening halfway across the continent and 20 messages whenever someone declares war and all the city-states join in just to sign peace a moment later. And I *definitely* need to hear about random AI civs complementing my army size or criticizing me for being poor every other turn. Trade offer from a different player? Nah, you don't need to see that shit.

  • @damiankaleomontero496

    @damiankaleomontero496

    Жыл бұрын

    Honestly I find it both immersive and amusing, but haven’t really played long enough for it to become annoying

  • @Lord-Professor
    @Lord-Professor4 жыл бұрын

    2:18 When you're not sure if you're watching a Door Monster sketch or the actual news

  • @tushargarg9163
    @tushargarg91635 жыл бұрын

    Man, it's like an actual news update or a debate of current times!! - Great video :D

  • @Pkmrnuler123
    @Pkmrnuler1235 жыл бұрын

    I love the fact that you used the popularity of canals! This channel never disappoints!

  • @Surya-uj7re
    @Surya-uj7re3 жыл бұрын

    What's most frightening is that this is exactly how most governments are dealing with climate change today.

  • @seamussmyth1928

    @seamussmyth1928

    Жыл бұрын

    I wish they would stop building those fucking panama canals

  • @assassinlv8274
    @assassinlv82745 жыл бұрын

    Is it just me - or is Kyle saying "Do do rising carbon emissions" 2:34

  • @eric_moore-6126

    @eric_moore-6126

    3 жыл бұрын

    Due to

  • @JonatasAdoM
    @JonatasAdoM5 жыл бұрын

    I was just watching the Civ V videos yesterday!

  • @Malronvic
    @Malronvic5 жыл бұрын

    Excellent! More Civ vids plz :)

  • @FIamestalker
    @FIamestalker5 жыл бұрын

    Completely agree, City parks are horrible in Civ VI and not worth the effort to unlock. National park are a different story however, those are great.

  • @KingAm0
    @KingAm05 жыл бұрын

    "15 entirely different rivers have flooded at the exact same time" I think this is the second time I've laughed out loud from these guys (that doesn't mean I don't think they're funny. They're amazing).

  • @SC-ce3vp

    @SC-ce3vp

    5 жыл бұрын

    Can an underwater river flood?

  • @kyleearp24
    @kyleearp245 жыл бұрын

    Thank you, this is my most trusted weather channel.

  • @vaibhav771
    @vaibhav7715 жыл бұрын

    Keep making civilization videos , we love it !

  • @theredcrusader8493
    @theredcrusader84935 жыл бұрын

    Thank you for recognizing our full name. :) love your stuff keep it up

  • @EcclesiastesLiker-py5ts

    @EcclesiastesLiker-py5ts

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ah, but tell me: What is your theological stance on BoAtS?

  • @MlMZY630
    @MlMZY6305 жыл бұрын

    AHHHH CHURCH OF JESUS CHRIST OF LATTER DAY SAINTS... OF BOATS!

  • @brooklyn560
    @brooklyn5605 жыл бұрын

    I love the weather. I sat back nearly untouched. As much neighbors to the north and south by tornadoes, floods and droughts

  • @AweEmperorofChickenKilling
    @AweEmperorofChickenKilling5 жыл бұрын

    Yes! A new civ 6 video - thank you!

  • @TheSugarRay
    @TheSugarRay5 жыл бұрын

    It's like the actual news. Now to see how many other people made this comment.

  • @biornr.4031
    @biornr.40315 жыл бұрын

    It should be "of latter day sailors", not "latter day saints of boats". Just my opinion

  • @micahphilson
    @micahphilson5 жыл бұрын

    1:04 I love the update to Boat Mormonism!

  • @hoppityhares2597
    @hoppityhares25975 жыл бұрын

    had me chuckling the whole way through and the genuis of the charachters obsession made me laugh out loud at the end. Well done

  • @ghostsoda8601
    @ghostsoda86015 жыл бұрын

    As a member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints I freaking died laughing at Boat Mormons in the past. This time I think my corpse had a stroke

  • @stuntman3614
    @stuntman36145 жыл бұрын

    More gathering storm pls

  • @patrickpitchford6764
    @patrickpitchford67645 жыл бұрын

    Vortex of doom, I love it!

  • @exxpomarkerman8780
    @exxpomarkerman87805 жыл бұрын

    Yes. Thank you

  • @callHardmoor
    @callHardmoor5 жыл бұрын

    i hope you were playing Civ 6 and it was forbidden to name your religion boat mormons, so someone invented the The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints on Boats!

  • @RvEijndhoven

    @RvEijndhoven

    5 жыл бұрын

    Ok, so I'm about to do something you should never under any circumstance do... I'm about to explain the joke. The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints is the official name of the religion most people know as mormonism. Therefore The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints of Boats is literally a fancier (more newsy) way of saying 'Boat Mormonism'.

  • @callHardmoor

    @callHardmoor

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@RvEijndhoven yes, that's the joke

  • @greekmyths8804

    @greekmyths8804

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@callHardmoor the woooosher was the woooosh all along

  • @brittanym9094

    @brittanym9094

    5 жыл бұрын

    Robbert van Eijndhoven also, at the last general conference held by The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints it was emphasized that members would no longer refer to themselves as Mormons or LDS because neither of those contain the name Jesus Christ who is the center of our religion. We are now asked to refer to the church by it’s full name. www.lds.org/general-conference/2018/10/the-correct-name-of-the-church?lang=eng

  • @garethfuller2700

    @garethfuller2700

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@brittanym9094 They also changed the name of the Mormon Tabernacle Choir to something far longer and yet, somehow, lame RIP The contraction/abbreviation "MoTab" (That's the thing I find the most annoying with the change, for some reason)

  • @JonatasAdoM
    @JonatasAdoM4 жыл бұрын

    If civ had diseases: Advisor "The Virus is around the globe!" Immortal Leader "-When it hits us we'll care"

  • @benjaythewhite

    @benjaythewhite

    Жыл бұрын

    Advisor: "It has already hit us.... like 2 turns ago."

  • @robertwilliams6087
    @robertwilliams60875 жыл бұрын

    I love this series

  • @kazarofchult8086
    @kazarofchult8086 Жыл бұрын

    What I find most entertaining about this if it’s the panama canal. If they actually let it go underwater you’ll still have the waterway.

  • @BigDictator5335
    @BigDictator53355 жыл бұрын

    How about that weather?

  • @TheStarcoMarco

    @TheStarcoMarco

    4 жыл бұрын

    Comrade Stalin. Russia is ruled by Catherine the Great. What are we gonna do? Should we overthrow her and establish the Great Soviet Empire?

  • @fish3340
    @fish33405 жыл бұрын

    Why do I feel like this is close to real life...?

  • @Snipsniper6
    @Snipsniper65 жыл бұрын

    Yesss more civ vids !

  • @laveyanist
    @laveyanist5 жыл бұрын

    I've never played a Civ game but this has to be one of the best Door Monster videos so far, holy shit.. too close to home

  • @VenseyNess
    @VenseyNess5 жыл бұрын

    Yknow when I was a kid I thought the Latter Day Saints were a football team

  • @AradanEnvinyatar

    @AradanEnvinyatar

    5 жыл бұрын

    They’re the members of the saints that just play later in the day ;)

  • @philipmcniel4908
    @philipmcniel4908 Жыл бұрын

    Just watching this for the first time, and I'm kinda disappointed not to see any comments on how the name of weatherman Alan Violence is a parody of Al Gore.

  • @BlizzardWizard99
    @BlizzardWizard995 жыл бұрын

    I’m watching this while there is a blizzard outside my house. Edit:2 years later and it’s still a blizzard outside

  • @Mamorufumio
    @Mamorufumio5 жыл бұрын

    anyone else get shaken awake by the weather alert? as the only time i heard that was during tornado season as a kid (we don't live on the plains currently.)

  • @BarokaiRein
    @BarokaiRein5 жыл бұрын

    Oddly enough I'm yet to actually have flooding happen. It could be because I research power ridiculously late and when I do I use oil instead of coal anyway. Well that and I've taken over half of the world by then anyway so basically nobody has power plants so no CO2 problems until the very end of the game.

  • @jetison333

    @jetison333

    5 жыл бұрын

    so the solution to climate change is actually conquer the world?

  • @warper77xx55
    @warper77xx555 жыл бұрын

    3 views and 16 likes. Yay! I'm that guy now!

  • @iainhansen1047

    @iainhansen1047

    5 жыл бұрын

    joshuah mariello boat Jesus blesses you child

  • @philipweber9545
    @philipweber95455 жыл бұрын

    Ahh... I love the civ skits the most...

  • @orgluzman561Peace_IL_PS
    @orgluzman561Peace_IL_PS5 жыл бұрын

    finally i know that video will come on civ 6 gathering storm i checked there channel waiting for this video

  • @astasvanebacchus8406
    @astasvanebacchus84065 жыл бұрын

    Is... Is this entire goddamn video just a reference to a Thomas Sanders vine, or am I going crazy??

  • @kowa8846
    @kowa8846 Жыл бұрын

    is this about Civ 6 or about real life?

  • @dracoix
    @dracoix5 жыл бұрын

    Love the new weekly sketches

  • @CameronHero32581
    @CameronHero325812 жыл бұрын

    I honestly forgot how good these newer sketches were

  • @MrGrey-zc2cy
    @MrGrey-zc2cy5 жыл бұрын

    "This just in: Global Warming is over because Mansa Musa has bought the planet with the change in his pocket. The whole planet. It's his now."

  • @yandengray4516
    @yandengray45165 жыл бұрын

    Okay now I'm curious or at least one of you of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints

  • @SakuraAngelPrincess

    @SakuraAngelPrincess

    5 жыл бұрын

    ...of boats

  • @GnykT

    @GnykT

    5 жыл бұрын

    The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints is the official name of the church that many people have previously called "the Mormons." If you're curious, this is probably the best site to look at: www.mormon.org/site/believe

  • @TheOMGJames

    @TheOMGJames

    5 жыл бұрын

    I've wondered for a while if one or more of them are members... It feels like it :)

  • @SakuraAngelPrincess

    @SakuraAngelPrincess

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@GnykT I know that.

  • @GnykT

    @GnykT

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@TheOMGJames Who knows. It's quite possible...or they just thought the word "boat" with the word "Mormon" would sound funny and wanted to show respect/make a good joke at the same time in this video.

  • @daringdare5078
    @daringdare50785 жыл бұрын

    Interesting fact, the Panama canal was actually named after the hat that our glorious leader John Curtin wears.

  • @dag1407
    @dag14075 жыл бұрын

    Yes Please! More Civilization Skits

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