There should have been a joke about countries changing governments to democracy but the Immortal God King/Queen still has absolute power for some reason.

"And then.. Ghandi" I fucking died.

"Oh, I hate Gandhi."

Egypt probably knows what was happening and has it all recorded in their great library.

"The Egyptians just built things. They didn't seem to know why."

"Crabs are banned; for some reason".

"I just need to finish this university, but then I'll make another caravel or something."

"Russia was deemed the winner, simply because they were no longer around."

"Crabs are banned for some reason". Subbed for this line

then,

"Then... Gandhi"

"Trade deals became a method of mockery..."

I like how it it ends with Egypt eating grapes with a whole bunch of wonders in the background. They spent their time building up their civilization instead of fighting a useless war.

"fight aliens deal with hostile terrain" "that sounds fun but i bet it gets old pretty fast" Nice Civ Beyond Earth Diss haha

"-the desert of Russia."

"Who just has trebuchets lying around"

Ghandi to normal people

did you just connect all of your civ 5 episodes into one universe? that's genius!

"THE ONLY PLACE FREE FROM OTTOMAN AGRESSION!"

Narrator: "It seemed like war would go on forever. But then, Ghandi-"