"May he remain merciful as he outlives us all". First few seconds and I'm already loving the entire video to death.

@connor981

5 жыл бұрын

Christopher Lütz btw you’ve gotten over 600 likes but not a single reply until now

@M4A1BestGirl

4 жыл бұрын

Roosevelt only lived about 54 years. While it isn't historically accurate, it's still a lot of fun.

@TheMrStatue

4 жыл бұрын

Praise be

@RitsuCurisu

4 жыл бұрын

Oh _crap_ , I never noticed!

Breaking news: Gandhi has researched nuclear weapons!

@churchofmagic3733

6 жыл бұрын

No shit, babe.

@craimaxblack

6 жыл бұрын

Breaking news:Gandhi nuke América whit nuclear bombs,again

@redacted144

5 жыл бұрын

On the trivia, a local man accidentally sliced atom a half. And now. The weather.

@Thebatmantyler

5 жыл бұрын

Can I go to the moon now

@hardwirecars

5 жыл бұрын

i have a good feeling about this guy.

"They seemed to have formed their own civilization... Summeria" That part killed me.... You are alll invited to my funeral

@dogethebountyhunter7432

7 жыл бұрын

Will there be any food?

@plaidchickens3271

7 жыл бұрын

+Doge The Bounty Hunter don't talk to dead people it's wierd

@RitsuCurisu

7 жыл бұрын

That's not very polite! Bad doge!

@normanmcrae4876

7 жыл бұрын

But really will there be food I won't come if there is not

@plaidchickens3271

7 жыл бұрын

Kay fine guys there will be food but j-just stop talking to the dead makes you look like a freak

"Four of them have been captured since I started talking" So true 😂😂

@plaidchickens3271

7 жыл бұрын

Two*

@dinodoestuff

3 жыл бұрын

@@plaidchickens3271 Two*

@plaidchickens3271

3 жыл бұрын

@@dinodoestuff I have grown as a man. I wish not to be reminded of my Door Monster commenting days, I was admittedly a rude attention seeking idiot

@Dynamo_066

2 жыл бұрын

@@plaidchickens3271 Dude its crazy how I dont see replies on most of my old comments anymore but sometimes youtube notifications randomly remind me what an unfunny jackass I was when I was younger

Is it just me, or do barbarians have a really high reproduction rate?

@naapurinjorma6634

7 жыл бұрын

MIPHA PLZ MIPHA PLZ wtf xD that reply is on so many comments here

@TNTJBOOM

7 жыл бұрын

Naapurin Jorma i'm preety sure thats from the legend of zelda breath of the wild.

@Enchie

7 жыл бұрын

What else could they do? Either fuck or fight. That is your only chooses of entertainment.

@naapurinjorma6634

7 жыл бұрын

And now he deleted the comment to make me look like a fool xD

@naapurinjorma6634

7 жыл бұрын

Try starting a game with one other civilization and on huge map.. with raging barbarians on xD i played as persia and trained alot of immortals.. still got my city's health bar to 0.... 4 TIMES

"Breaking News: the leader of Japan has fallen unconscious and has been replaced with an artificial intelligence!" *pause* "...nope, he's back." FUCKING BRILLIANT.

@DeathnoteBB

2 жыл бұрын

@@timesthree5757 His internet connection went out for a second

They didn't cover the most important topic. WE NEED WHALES !

@FIamestalker

7 жыл бұрын

But all the whales spawned around a really tiny island in the middle of nowhere!

@rossmanIVXX

5 жыл бұрын

How is whales a luxury resource anyway. You should have to build the SeaWorld wonder first then it give you on happiness until you discover freedom at which point your civ becomes a bunch of PC morons and you get -2 unhappiness for every whale you have

@not_avaliable

5 жыл бұрын

@@rossmanIVXX whales used to be the primary source of oil, also whale meat is supposed to be quite delectable

@isaiahf-d846

5 жыл бұрын

@@FIamestalker we want whales!!!

@claudiaesquivel9833

5 жыл бұрын

@@not_avaliable Finally, A Reason Why It Is A Luxury!!! I knew about the oil but I don't call it a luxury, Until You Brought Up The Meat, Now I See why It is a luxury

"Yoloism has spread to funkytown" You guys are the best

@jacobtheurer3425

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah they are

Are you interested in a trade agreement with england?

@plaidchickens3271

7 жыл бұрын

No

@Gff-sz7pz

7 жыл бұрын

maybe

@plaidchickens3271

7 жыл бұрын

This just in England has offered a trade deal

@inspectorjavert8443

7 жыл бұрын

I denounce you!

@0xs

7 жыл бұрын

Yes

"Yoloism" !!! Not the boat-mormons ?! Such heresy !

@yodasgirl4280

7 жыл бұрын

Captcha do you not follow the light of the god emperor?

@TheRhythym

7 жыл бұрын

Yoloism broke off from boat-mormonism back in the aughts, because they had a disagreement over which manner their cult leader would direct them to commit suicide. The Boat-mormon pope, hereby referred to as the Boat-Pope, wanted the far more traditional poison in the kool-aid method. But those who broke off to form yoloism wanted to die doing sick tricks!

@captcha42

7 жыл бұрын

I only trust the saint and sacred Algorism. The one, and only one, that can make the diffrence between the humans and those that replace the humans. They almost took the leader of Japan, thankfully we were there righ on time. No need to thank us.

@imafireingmylasar

7 жыл бұрын

why not Sausage Worship? or Space Dildo? maybe even Globalmegacorp?

@irontusk341

7 жыл бұрын

All hail the great and powerful Umbrella Corp.

"WHY ARE THERE BARBARIANS IN HERE?!" "BREAKING NEWS! UNIT KILLED!" I LAUGHED, LITERALLY OUT LOUD. GOOD JOB. WOW.

@DoorMonster

7 жыл бұрын

Thanks! :D

@alexisauld7781

7 жыл бұрын

They were waiting to pick Kyle up from work! He's lived with them ever since the 4972nd micropillaging of Cheeseland, remember? :P

@MrHeros222PL

7 жыл бұрын

I can't stop laughing.

@jackdereduvo1109

7 жыл бұрын

Kyle got his suit from them. Oh, wow. I just thought of something. You know how there's the video where Kyle goes back in time to see if any of his ancestors were assassins? Well, he didn't go back in time. He entered Civ.

@GhostMas7er

5 жыл бұрын

The "Why are there barbarians in here" line is delivered just perfectly!

"by that, I mean our immortal leader who watches or every move" "Praise be " Best part xD

I bet their immortal leader would care if Toronto was being attacked. That three hex range extension for all regional buildings is fantastic.

@FJBRDALLAS

6 жыл бұрын

Actually Canada was invaded several times by America but we failed every time. It's the country we never got to conquer.

@festethephule7553

5 жыл бұрын

@@FJBRDALLAS *Cough* War of 1812 *cough.*

@gecttakhla4249

4 жыл бұрын

It became a civ So did carthage

@panobato5984

4 жыл бұрын

creeps Langford Seoul too correct?

@udozocklein6023

3 жыл бұрын

fantastic is a serious understatement.

I feel like door monster is such an underrated channel. They're so professional and funny but they don't have as many subs as they should.

@DoorMonster

7 жыл бұрын

Thanks :) We're gettin' there, though. We were at 10k subs only a year ago now.

@justanub4697

3 жыл бұрын

@@DoorMonster 378k subs*

@JayJay5244

2 жыл бұрын

Well to be fair I think it is save to say that most if not all of the Civilization community is familiar with their work. As far as target audience goes, they’ve really done well. But yeah I agree they do deserve more lol

@AnneZieger

2 жыл бұрын

I agree completely. I'd like to see them get a lot more attention.

@meduimrareberries5888

Жыл бұрын

@@DoorMonster You're currently at 420k as of this comment, so..... nice.

Why do scouts stay on foot? Why don't they be given horses when advanced to medieval age and motorcycles when advanced into industrial age?

@Salfur

7 жыл бұрын

Scouts aren't supposed to make a lot of noise. They're just supposed to discreetly check out new places and report back. I mean, I could understand horses, but not a motorcycle.

@Marinealver

7 жыл бұрын

Salfur​ Well, motorcycles are quieter than a tank, or a helicopter.

@SinerAthin

7 жыл бұрын

Believe it or not, many elite special forces specializing in reconnaissance do use motor vehicles.

@greekmyths8804

5 жыл бұрын

@@Salfur what about a bicycle, thats quiet, and modern

@3DMasterST

5 жыл бұрын

Motorcycle isn't really good at traversing mountainous and wooded regions. And it can't move on its own once unmounted

"Breaking News" *Posted 8 minutes ago* Nice

@andrefilipe9042

7 жыл бұрын

Now is 8 hours.

@plaidchickens3271

7 жыл бұрын

Now is a day ago

@MaxNexus

7 жыл бұрын

now is 2 days ago

@xXDarkxIdealsXx

7 жыл бұрын

now is 5 days ago

@memeskpophavetakenmysoulpl9792

7 жыл бұрын

Now it's 7 days.

This whole sketch is brilliantly written. I love the satire of TV news, and the bit of it that truly impressed me is how well the city-state thing was developed in the background of the sketch, seemingly unimportant until that brilliant twist. This is great writing. Also: Kyle's delivery of every single joke is perfect.

@AnneZieger

2 жыл бұрын

Yup, agreed across the board. Kyle is just terrific to watch. He's a really, really sharp writer as well.

@iwatchwithnoads7480

2 жыл бұрын

"twist" was very funny but I saw that coming from the first time they started talking about Geneva

0/10 it doesn't have the endless "X has declared war on Y" for every single allied city-state of the two civs fighting Hope you fix it in the next DLC at least lol

@BROODxBELEG

7 жыл бұрын

breaking news, 5 denunciations by.. oh wait 6... 7.. many many denunciations are being made by Ghandi, please stay tuned to what this nuclear superpower will do next.

@BalthorYT

7 жыл бұрын

That too hahaha

@johnnorris5675

7 жыл бұрын

Balthor For most of my game my allies, the only other civs on my continent, England and Sumeria, are constantly at war. EDIT:My Rome culture game.

@JerKKeR

7 жыл бұрын

John de waard Suleiman will always be the King of denouncing

@mongmanmarkyt2897

7 жыл бұрын

but how, I always get declared war on when I'm doing nothing wrong... I cry every time.

This is like the real news, actually.

News in a nutshell, I think.

@panjul-g9h

7 жыл бұрын

interesting line at "it's not our job to protect people, we notify them what's happening and they either listen or they dont". I think there is some truth put in there

Love the Civ 6 videos. They're one of my favourite series. Congratulations on capturing the essence of the game so well.

@DoorMonster

7 жыл бұрын

Thank you! :D

@Abyssal_Seal

7 жыл бұрын

There is a show all 2 answers button but it only shows the one answer I could see anyway.

Dammit, Door Monster. You're making me want to sink another 20 hours into that game.

@foreng3095

7 жыл бұрын

Well, isn't that quite the opposite result sort of.

@cookiecracker2

6 жыл бұрын

And your making me want to buy it....gimme monyz!

@pacotaco840

6 жыл бұрын

Just 20 hours? You noob

2:14 This might be one of your best jokes yet! I can't stop laughing!

"I should have been a builder, I could have retired by now!" 'Yar galar barallarah!' 'WHY ARE THERE BARBARIANS IN HERE?" Very well done guys

@deathseraph3

6 жыл бұрын

James Jordan you forgot unit killed

this is shockingly accurate to the real world

@plaidchickens3271

7 жыл бұрын

Dylan Pheifer ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm what America do you live in?

@nathanielclaw2841

5 жыл бұрын

@@ethangray8527 oh look, a Fox News viewer

@justinp1011

4 жыл бұрын

2020 in a nutshell.

@Dragon_Lair

4 жыл бұрын

It seems very similar to Chaz.

@marcowulliampopirers2216

3 жыл бұрын

um no,in what world do you live in?

"Why are there barbarians in here???" That delivery gets me every time.

welp I'm late but what about the, an unknown civilization has been defeated that's right we know they were defeated but still don't know who they were

Earlier today the negotiations between our glorious leader and Gorgo, queen of Greece, finally came to a conclusion. Gorgo graciously allowed our trade delegation to enter her capital. Our leader commented that "This should greatly help promote the exchange of information, goods and services. Truly it is a big step forward in the relationship between..." Sorry, we have to interrupt this story to bring you this BREAKING NEWS! A yet to be confirmed rumor has it that a new delegation just arrived in Sparta. Our unnamed source claims that they seem to come from... us.

Okay this is the best civ video this channel ever made, I'm dying

Wow, you're already up to 70,000 subscribers. I swear it was just yesterday you had a bit over 10k. I'm so proud of you! *hugs*

@DoorMonster

7 жыл бұрын

Thank you! Almost exactly a year ago, actually, which is crazy.

@Ladifour

7 жыл бұрын

Hah, I remember reading how you guys were bad at promoting :D

"Yoloism has spread to funkytown" is possibly the funniest sentence ever spoken.

The part where he just casually says that the Leader of Japan has fallen unconscious and been replaced by an artificial intelligence is GOLD. I mean, it makes perfect sense if you've played the game, but take it out of context and it literally sounds straight out of a sci-fi anime.

+Door Monster, have you people considered doing videos on other strategy serieses like that? Total War, Europa Universalis/Hearts of Iron/Stellaris/Crusader Kings/Victoria, Anno, XCOM?

@DoorMonster

7 жыл бұрын

We have thought about XCOM specifically, but haven't taken the time to look into any of them just yet.

@drapher

7 жыл бұрын

omg yes pls xcom videos

@not_an_npc1045

7 жыл бұрын

An idea for xcom: cod to xcom - a cod protagonist finds himself employed by xcom and will attempt to move on the aliens turn, fire after sprinting, suppress an enemy without the upgrade, fire on a moving enemy with having overwatch, firing an entire clip at a single enemy, going on strike after they go to Germany instead the U.S. and refusing to get augmented or gene modified

@discordlexia2429

7 жыл бұрын

Paradox Grand-strat games are a lot of fun, and quite funny. "Breaking news: The empire of Cornwall annexes France! More to follow."

@trygveplaustrum4634

7 жыл бұрын

Door Monster Would you like me to get you a copy of one or two of those, when they go on sale?

"India has claimed John The Baptist".... "Boat Mormanism has been founded"... "Gandhi threatens to nuke the world unless the world religion becomes Boat Mormanism" "Old retired swedish leader has stated he is happy with reincarnated ganhi's decision" "Sweden somwhow wins culural victory as gandhi wins domination victory and religious victory, now we are all Indians with swedish culture and boat mormanism"

@dragoncatsage3049

6 жыл бұрын

TNTJBOOM pickled herring for everybody!!

"Oh that's why that was important." That hit so close to reality, it hurt.

They seem to have formed their own civilisation which they call "Sumeria", I'm on the floor.

If she has a Black Mesa computer, then does that mean that this country also has headcrabs and other such aliens?

@thechannelthatplantscrave5145

7 жыл бұрын

Also where is Gordon Freeman?

@beknown63

7 жыл бұрын

New Great General confirmed.

@trygveplaustrum4634

7 жыл бұрын

Ban head crabs!

@Ursarctos2

7 жыл бұрын

Master Archer *Great Scientist

@thechannelthatplantscrave5145

7 жыл бұрын

Seriously though, how much actual science has Gordon Freeman ever done in the games?

WHY ARE THERE BARABARIANS IN HERE!?

@maximaldinotrap

7 жыл бұрын

BREAKING NEWS! Unit killed

@PheonixRising2988

6 жыл бұрын

Bar bar bar bar bar!!!!

This is the funniest video I've ever seen. 100% The whole thing is just a gold mine, but especially by the end I was dying! "Why are there barbarians in here?" "Breaking news: A unit has been killed."

@DoorMonster

7 жыл бұрын

Thanks! We're glad you enjoyed it! :D

Pretty much notifications in civ with slight undertone about today media. This is why I love you guys. ^^

>start game *WHY ARE THERE BARBARIAN CAVARLY HERE?!?!???*

I feel that the Film Studio is about to be pillaged.

I'm proud to say that I was with you since you had 30K subscribers. Here's to a million more! ...We're getting there...

These are amazing! So glad I stumbled upon these civ videos. Great job, folks!

This is ARTFUL! I love the way they make a parody of the game, AND critisize the modern media at the same time. While it's not one of the most funny stuff they did, it certainly deserves recognition for its subtle jab at one of the biggest problems of today. Kudos!

Breaking news: This city has been captured. Our leader has been captured. And this city is going to get NUKE. All hail Gandi!

I've been subbed for quite several months now, and watched lots of the backlog of older vids (with priority on Civ vids) and this is my fav yet. I had to keep pausing to catch my breath from laughing so hard.

20 seconds in and you've killed me. Been binge watching your videos the last couple of days. You all seem so young! And you do great work!

um.... I'm a Barbarian... I was kinda there already

@dragoncatsage3049

6 жыл бұрын

Dosily Smith wut?

I would love to have Door Monster quotes as ringtones. I can imagine it now, someone is calling me and my phone rings saying,”Breaking News: Yoloism has spread to Funkytown.”

Hahaha this is amazing! I love the attention to detail in this video! Even to go as far as to put the unit killed in the end. I hope you guys put out more because I love it!

Oh my god, your Civ stuff is brilliant. I cannot wait to see what you guys come up with next.

So... this was a really good video n all as usual, but damn that is actually a really nice tie.

@plaidchickens3271

7 жыл бұрын

Watch yo profanity

#YOLOISM

@plaidchickens3271

7 жыл бұрын

Funkytown

@rciscon

7 жыл бұрын

#NOLOISM #BOATMORMONISM

@floricel_112

7 жыл бұрын

Cameron Roberts I denounce you! I denounce all of you!

It's like CIV V you're in a middle of an important war or something but the game wants you to know that a great person has been born.

Another great Civ video and news parody. Also congrats on 70k subscribers! Hard to believe this time last year was 10k week. Can't wait to see what another year will bring, hopefully another 700% subscriber increase!

I don't have civ 6 yet but are there really so many more barbarians in it compared to civ 5? Because you guys make it seem like they are a constant threat were I always brushed them aside in 5

@georgerose1252

7 жыл бұрын

theminecrafter5273 In the early game they're a much bigger threat. If you let the scouts report back to the camp then your one warrior is in for a hard time.

@mapleflag6518

4 жыл бұрын

George Rose actually there are 4 warriors perhaps more than 4

@Vessel767

3 жыл бұрын

@@mapleflag6518 no, you start with one

Breaking News: America isn’t interested in a trade agreement with England

@Solongsocialmedia

4 жыл бұрын

*BREAKING NEWS:* Sangheili are fighting Stormtroopers!

Please don't stop churning out your quality content guys. Such a breath of fresh air to see a channel making great content like this. Please don't sell out when you guys get big (because you will definitely get big).

I just found your channel, and I love that it seems both casual and well produced.

Awesome video!!!!

@DoorMonster

7 жыл бұрын

Thank you!

This is officially my favorite video on the internet! Keep it up!

The reference to the builder video did it for me hahah keep it up!

So I just found this channel like 2 days ago from a Reddit Comment... your Civ videos kill me. Keep up the great work! I'm really excited to see more

BREAKING NEWS! We just discovered... milk? Hasn’t our nation been around for like, 7 thousand years?

why is the black mesa logo upside down!?!?

Yoloisim!😂😂 Please send the ambulance, I'm choking and my sides hurt.

Man I miss these videos. Bring them back please!

I laughed my butt off, this was hilarious!

Black Mesa Laptop ..... intresting :)

@plaidchickens3271

7 жыл бұрын

The design was triggering my artist OCD

Just want to say how I appreciate your very good captions! :)

Wow...Propably one of your best ones, if not your best one, on Civ! "Oh, that's why it was important" I died

Your better then CNN.. You actually TELL us vat is really goings on.

And where is gandhi in all this?

This Civ video is brilliant, I would possibly say it's the best civilization video you've made yet! keep it up ("you've made" as if there is anyone who does these better...)

Well played you guys. I only have Civ 5 as me reference but this was production gold. It remindeds me of the Civ 2 advisors and how they were actually real people. Ah to good old days

I can't tell if this is a joke about the game or commentary on the fact news media has become more about entertainment than news. And for the love of God man get those barbarians under control.

@andrewsercer9538

7 жыл бұрын

Yeah, probably both

Managed to accurately summerize Modern-day News *and* Civ AT THE SAME TIME. Also, Immortal Teddy Roosevelt? What about Immortal God King Eggs Kennedict? No? I would also like to point out that in my recommended is a video about the Federal Budget with John Oliver. Apparently, media thinks that this video is a good place to advertise themselves. They are horribly, horribly wrong.

@not_avaliable

5 жыл бұрын

You realize that while johnny boy is informative, he himself is still a parody of media culture, right?

i just found your civ videos and im so in love with them haha! have been playing w some pals lately and i just find all of these hysterical; i hope you guys eventually DO get to use that napoleon outfit from sept 2016, i think your take on him would be super funny

@DoorMonster

7 жыл бұрын

We're glad you found us! We're still looking for a reason to use it.

One of the best CIV sketches yet! I guess CIV VII is going to have to have a "producer" unit now.

Ghandi?

@plaidchickens3271

7 жыл бұрын

Ghandi.

@dragonstryk7280

7 жыл бұрын

In my game, first Ghandi crushed the Monguls, and beat the Chinese back to a single city, before unleashing his wrath on an unsuspected Persia, who were their allies. The dude is HARD-CORE.

you do not get the credit you deserve. hilarious :D

@DoorMonster

7 жыл бұрын

Thank you :)

BREAKING NEWS! The highly entertaining youtube channel Door Monster has finally released another great video on Civilization.

"Saying in an official statement.... Ehhh" I laughed pretty hard at that.

Great skit

@Zeleharian

7 жыл бұрын

Hey, your name is familiar for some reason.. WAIT A MINUTE!

@Darnitguy

7 жыл бұрын

Get outta here n00b

@Zeleharian

7 жыл бұрын

?

*barbarians show up in comment section Again*

@SlendHQ

6 жыл бұрын

Why is there barbaria- [UNIT KILLED!]

AWESOME! Glad to see the Civ 6 stories growing!

Binge watch finished… I am so glad I found you guys!

Amazing video as always! Love all the little jokes about the game! Also, two videos with Kyle in suit jackets in the same month? Weird seeing him professional in a comedy skit.

That was such a great Video Guys! I love your Videos! Hopefully this channel will grow to one of the biggest channels on KZread!

"and by they, I mean our immortal leader who watches our every move" "praise be..." LOL

I gotta say, I love the fact that you're constantly referring back to your older works without making it obvious as fuck, as some other comedic channels do

Finally getting the recognition you all deserve, love every skit keep up the fantastic work :D

lol Watch ages ago and watched again just then. Never gets old.

I like that the computer logo is the Black Mesa logo but flipped and inverted.

You know, I just randomly thought of your "banning crabs" joke, and for some reason, I just burst out laughing, even though I barely laughed at all when I first heard it. I'm weird.

Why are there barbarians in here!? Breaking news: Unit killed.

11/10 best news station, will get all my news from them now on.

Funny enough, my friend was playing as Japan last night and he kept disconnecting. Brilliant work guys, keep it up!

you guys' comedic timing is spot on and the dialog seems well scripted. I just binged all of your Civ videos.