The guy playing Suleiman is the most accurate representation of a civilization AI I've ever seen.

@steaveraphel

7 жыл бұрын

Dante Glory he didn't denounce someone for retaliating against another civ

@PerfectAlibi1

6 жыл бұрын

steaveraphel Or worse, a random AI declares war and suicides against your units (or doesn't even do anything at all) and then offers a city in the peace agreement. Then every other AI calls you a warmonger if you take that deal! XD

@Not-Ap

4 жыл бұрын

@@PerfectAlibi1 The AI is annoying. Has been since inception of Civ. Best to just ignore the AI's ridiculousness and focus on growing your military, economy, infrastructure etc., that way you don't need anyone.

@frimi8593

4 жыл бұрын

Cui Bono egypt, is that you?

@Not-Ap

4 жыл бұрын

@@frimi8593 Ha! On occasion or sometimes yeah.

"If you all killed each other like you were supposed to I wouldn't have be here!" Suileman the Magnificent

@brodaviing6617

7 жыл бұрын

We should add glorious to that title.

@adas9991

7 жыл бұрын

A

@otocan

7 жыл бұрын

Best character. Should get his own series.

@Hakudohshi

7 жыл бұрын

A surprisingly historically accurate quote. o3o

@astronot1997

7 жыл бұрын

Is it? Source? Or just troll?

Venice represents how i'm in the world congress very accurately

@zthompson2350

7 жыл бұрын

Not me, unfortunately. While I understand the benefits of city-states, I usually only work to be ally's with a couple of them. Too often, doing quests for them can be overly burdensome when I'm trying to lead my own empire. That said, I do typically go for patronage and that first branch that puts the resting location at +25%

@AugmentedOwl

7 жыл бұрын

I am venince in the city state way- but then I also invest heavily in expansion. Woo for cities~!

@pablomendoza4897

7 жыл бұрын

zthompson2350 Yeah, i also find that doing missiosns for all the city states can be a little hard, so i basically do the same you say, and when i am stupidly rich, i just give them money :p

@TheEpicWin126

7 жыл бұрын

Yeah, my main thing is just being Montezuma and using autocracy to fear my way into their hearts, becoming allies with like 30 city states without having to do quests. I'm pretty sure that is how most people do it anyways.

@OmegaInfinita

7 жыл бұрын

>_>

The official Civilization page shared this.

@DoorMonster

7 жыл бұрын

They've done so for a few of our videos! It's pretty awesome :)

@TheRealLeeisHere

7 жыл бұрын

Been following both for a while, glad to see something this awesome being shared by the game's creators. Congrats!

@lightningbolt4419

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheRealLeeisHere I won’t be rude, but you’re annoying

@irontemplar6222

3 жыл бұрын

@@lightningbolt4419 that is rather rude, and unnecessary.

@BigDaddy9754

2 жыл бұрын

@@irontemplar6222 I denounce you

"The Ottomans only concern themselves with matters of true importance....... I propose we ban crabs!" "Why? "I don't like them...."

@ahmetilberbektas60

7 жыл бұрын

cn7abc i dont like them too....

@arawn1061

6 жыл бұрын

Centaur_Warchief nobody does

@Randomlolstudios

5 жыл бұрын

Aron Johansson they are a menace

@Vakama95096

5 жыл бұрын

cn7abc but crabs are delicious....

@GPantazis

5 жыл бұрын

He thought it was candy but it was PIGS.

2:14 *then Alexander walks in with his 15 city states* "You're in my seat Dandolo."

@LogEekumanAgination

5 жыл бұрын

This is too brilliant. They need to do a 10 secons follow-up just for this LOL!

@jasonhanlan999

4 жыл бұрын

Augustus: im sorry, but there is an issue I have with you, it's your existance.

@neilking823

4 жыл бұрын

15? Weak 😜

There was actually a time when I thought truffles were candy. And then I thought they were pigs.

@MrTreefoz

7 жыл бұрын

Same here. It's a process of discovery. :P

@andreastom1755

7 жыл бұрын

I still have no clue what the hell they are. Can someone tell me?

@Piratewaffle43

7 жыл бұрын

Try.to.make.a.kripperino.acoount.but.no.one.likes.itirino Kripperino It's an underground mushroom thing that people used pigs to sniff out, but they started using dogs because pigs often ate the truffles.

@andreastom1755

7 жыл бұрын

Eridan Ampora Couldn't they just have just shown us a picture of the actual mushrooms lol

@Piratewaffle43

7 жыл бұрын

I guess, but truffles don't have very defining features + they're underground.

"Embargo Venice" the words no Venician wants to hear...

@cameronmcallister7606

7 жыл бұрын

LagiNaLangAko23 They can, but it gives less money usually, no science, and spreads no religions. They can also follow up with an "Embargo all city states"

@cameronmcallister7606

7 жыл бұрын

LagiNaLangAko23 Portugal doesn't give a shit, Portugal doesn't benefit from trade anyway, Portugal will has all the luxuries.

@cameronmcallister7606

7 жыл бұрын

LagiNaLangAko23 "We will war you" "Heck" "Prepare to be Nuka Booped" "I haz luxuries" "Heck"

@Elemental-Phoenix

7 жыл бұрын

My strat with venice is literally to buy all the city states on the map. And I can do it too because I have insane gold production strats. That way, I control the WC with a stranglehold and can outvote anyone, even if they all gang up on me.

@frisianmouve

6 жыл бұрын

So that's 3 autocracy and 4 order civs against making freedom the world ideology, and it passed. Wow guys, you seem to have a lot of barbarians walking around your empires all of a sudden, wonder why that is

I recently voted against my own proposal to ban copper. The Zulus held a shitload of copper mines, so I wanted to weaken them. Then by the time the world congress actually swung around, I had already captured them all.

@Charlestic

7 жыл бұрын

but do you have whales?

@konamihatchibori

7 жыл бұрын

BAN WHALES!

@Charlestic

7 жыл бұрын

we demand to have whales!

@courtney1496

7 жыл бұрын

Best way to cripple a known warmonger is to embargo city states, IMO. Gets them all quiet in a hurry!

@barbarossa1143

7 жыл бұрын

i have 5 whales, bitches

I propose more whales, i demand more whales, the people are demanding whales

@BWIENS789

7 жыл бұрын

I didn't know you played Civ!

@TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs

7 жыл бұрын

I do ^^

@Charlestic

7 жыл бұрын

We demand whales, we want money and things!

@XandWacky

7 жыл бұрын

I propose we ban whales

@MhmD-TH

7 жыл бұрын

OMFG-

"I thought it was candy, but it was PIGS".... that was easily the best moment. The look in that guys eyes was perfect.

Embargo won't break his alliances, also - he can vote against embargoing them anyway, he always wins.

@shotoa2088

7 жыл бұрын

He would lose most/all of his money though. I imagine that he won't be able to get enough trade routes to the others as they would declare war on him.

@HolyMapleSyrupManJack

7 жыл бұрын

the point is the vote would never pass in the first place

@leratoecon4547

7 жыл бұрын

Holy Maple Syrup Man/Jack This,

@HolyMapleSyrupManJack

7 жыл бұрын

Abe Toecon what

@Fkruus

7 жыл бұрын

while it wouldn't immediately break his alliances, it would significantly reduce his gold income meaning that he couldn't keep buying the city states loyalty for then next world Congress. You're correct that if it was the first vote he could have repealed it but because he already put other delegates in other positions he lost this vote. While not a perfect explanation, it shows the idea behind the script. if the vote actually happened as it did in the video it would screw him.

I've never eaten crabs so Suleiman might as well have my vote.

@General12th

7 жыл бұрын

They're pretty delicious. Better try one before Suleiman has his way.

@janneaalto3956

7 жыл бұрын

I would have, if not for certain relatives.

@JonathanToolonie

7 жыл бұрын

I'm allergic to crabs so I'd vote to ban them.

@MasterLagoz

7 жыл бұрын

They taste better when they are illegal.

@SorchaSublime

7 жыл бұрын

Fun fact. You know that pink and white stuff we call crabmeat isnt real crab! Knowone knows what it is exactly.

Ban Crabs!

@shboo2703

7 жыл бұрын

AYE!

@waldemarmarwalde6817

7 жыл бұрын

Agreed they are a menace!

@covert8883

7 жыл бұрын

but they're my main export ;-;

@MaxPlayYT

7 жыл бұрын

Covert 888 *denouncing*

@covert8883

7 жыл бұрын

No i denounce you first, i have the mighty warlod gandhi on my side!

"Ladies, Gentlemen, Venetian'

Them: BAN SALT! Me: But you literally need salt to survive... Them: BAN IT! Me: YOU Currently have salt in your body! Them: It's decided, possession of salt is now equally as bad as a war crime

@callmenorman631

5 жыл бұрын

Ryan Borganson is it tho?

@Johncornwell103

5 жыл бұрын

@@callmenorman631 Yes. Testerone IS ILLEGAL. It is schedule 2 drug in America. The same class as COCAINE. Again Testerone a literal hormone is illegal.

@callmenorman631

5 жыл бұрын

john cornwell good hormones are gay

@pokvarenagljiva8745

4 жыл бұрын

@@callmenorman631 no hormo

@thewanderingmistnull2451

4 жыл бұрын

@@Johncornwell103 Are you really that stupid? That's because testosterone is a literal steroid.

Ban crabs, more whales!

@grimm_plush

7 жыл бұрын

WE DEMAND WHALES

@Charlestic

7 жыл бұрын

We demand whales!

@plumeater1

7 жыл бұрын

Can you make a trade agreement with England?

@BurntL

7 жыл бұрын

We can import more whales from England!

@SarumanOrthanc

7 жыл бұрын

BurntL You can also import more Wales too.

Theodora's imperiousness could deflect arrows, and her deathlook could freeze oceans.

"Sweden sucks" Paradox interactive looks up.

@abbyalphonse499

4 жыл бұрын

King Sigdur Ring turns his head

@lindaakesson8403

3 жыл бұрын

They be like: "Hold my beer"

@aaronsirkman8375

3 жыл бұрын

I would never have an ill word for Sweden; it's a beautiful country, with great people. But somehow, throughout my years of playing Civ 5, Gustavus Adolphus became my archnemesis; he just constantly ended up in my games, always as a close neighbor I ended up warring or just conflicting with. Love the Sabaton songs about him, though.

BAN CRABS!!

@General12th

7 жыл бұрын

*I don't like them!*

@xXx_zabloing_xXx

7 жыл бұрын

i vote for you

@Former_Halo_Fan

7 жыл бұрын

They ARE a menace.

@rdefacto813

7 жыл бұрын

I denounce you.

@Berek71182

7 жыл бұрын

Good Move Gandhi liked Crabs. *Atomic Bomb incoming* oh crab!

Enjoyed Sweden being a part of this! :) I guess this will be one of the last Civ 5 videos...

@DoorMonster

7 жыл бұрын

Second to last, actually. We already have the final one planned, and it should be out early next month. But then we just move to Civ 6 videos, so it's alright!

@hellcatz1817

7 жыл бұрын

Sweden...the forgotten civ

@Aves1996

7 жыл бұрын

Odd. Sweden tends to do pretty well in my games where they show up randomly.

@TheWolfwiththeDragon

7 жыл бұрын

+Avery Tyrrell As oppposed to France :P

@Aves1996

7 жыл бұрын

The Wolf with the Dragon What even is a theming bonus anyway?

how to win in Civ 101. step 1: get a lot of money. step 2: buy all city states step 3: deny everything that the rest of the world throws at you. step 4: wait for a world leader proposal to become possible step 5: ??? step 6: profit.

@zeke1220

7 жыл бұрын

Maybe on prince.

@ChevaliersEmeraude

6 жыл бұрын

I actually won on Immortal that way. With Venice, to be honest, so that made it easy! But yeah, Diplomacy is probably the easiest way to win in Civilization V, especcially since allied City-States give you a lot of bonuses that sometimes can be hard to come by otherwise, like Happiness or Military.

2:24 That punch, that reaction, Venice's face, omfg I'm crying

"i propose we ban crabs" "why?" "we dont like them" *glare* x'D

Theodora looked genuinely pissed by Enrico. Kudos to the actress.

Otomans, bizantines and venetians in the same table? oh my...

Empress Theodora is a straight-up goddess in these

"I thought it was candy, but it is pigs!" I thought the same thing when I played Civ 5! I seriously could not understand the picture of truffles. You think your entire life that it is candy (Chocolate Truffles) and all of a sudden see a pig eating something off the ground as representing "truffles". Very confusing, I thought maybe the pig was eating candy off the ground, but that made no sense.

@Peusterokos1

7 жыл бұрын

Pedro Rodriguez Pigs are used to find truffles. They have a much better sense of smell than dogs, and are also more dedicated when trained properly. Nonetheless, the image for truffles is highly confusing, even if you have this prior knowledge.

@misterbadguy7325

6 жыл бұрын

Truffles are actually a kind of fungus that grows in the wild. Pigs love truffles and can root them out, so the "truffles" luxury is just a forest where pigs have managed to sniff some out.

@apheirox

6 жыл бұрын

BAN CRABS

@swahiliranger1022

4 жыл бұрын

Holy shit that is hilarious

"If we all just went back to killing each other like in the old times, I wouldn't have to be here" XD

I had a game once where I was the only Freedom civilization in a world of Order civilizations Through spies and city states, I dominated the world congress every time and placed enough pressure on the other nations to overthrow Order and start a cold war. That was one of my favorite games so far.

"So what's our first proposal" "Ban crabs." *Enrico Dandolo stops being upset* "AY!" x5

Right! Finally Venice is gone. Now, what first? "BAN CRABS!" Brilliant as always!

Still easier to follow than real life politics.

@AngryHistorian87

4 жыл бұрын

and more appealing.

I have the feeling that your channel updates are going to become the highlight of my news feed.

@DoorMonster

7 жыл бұрын

We'll try our best!

@tytantichristiannewsnameda709

7 жыл бұрын

This video was awesome :) subscribed

@DoorMonster

7 жыл бұрын

Thanks! Welcome aboard :)

@zhaoyun255

7 жыл бұрын

Can you guys do Starcrafts?

“What’s our first proposal?” “Ban crabs” “AYE” *I think we can all agree that was an excellent call*

I thought it was candy.. but it was PIGS! LOL

@eetuthereindeer6671

5 жыл бұрын

No its truffles. Truffles are a type of mushroom that grow under the ground and pigs are good at smelling them and digging them out

I enjoyed "What to do About Ghandi" so much and this reminded me of it a lot. Thanks for making these videos.

@eetuthereindeer6671

5 жыл бұрын

GANDHI*

its ironic the byzantine empress dosent like the doge, look up the 4th "crusade"

@ICHBinCOOLERalsJeman

7 жыл бұрын

good times Deus Vult

@dude999b7

7 жыл бұрын

+ICHBinCOOLERalsJemand You deus vulted against your own shit

@dude999b7

7 жыл бұрын

She went well with Suleiman though

@griggs227

7 жыл бұрын

does it really matter

@plumeater1

7 жыл бұрын

Because she exist in the 6th century and the 4th crusade happened in the 13th century smart pepe.

I swear to god, Enrico is my favorite character in these sketches.

Good job guys really enjoyed this one :D

@DoorMonster

7 жыл бұрын

Thank you! Glad to hear it :D

3:28 If you all killed each other like you were supposed to I wouldnt have to be here

These are golden, keep them coming, makes me smile every time. This really shows that Quality > Quantity when it comes to videos.

*BRAVO!* If I could scream and whistle out, I would not but still I would cheer. Best Civ video ever.

@DoorMonster

7 жыл бұрын

Thanks! :D

I keep coming back to watch this like once a month for some reason

In Civ 3 crabs where banned from the start.

Next: Nuclear non-proliferation

@plumeater1

7 жыл бұрын

*Gandhi Opposes*

@holytiramisu

7 жыл бұрын

+kemboy323 Venice: Hah! Let's see if you're able to repel all delegates from my allied city sta.. *nuked* Venice: Nay.

@Escap1st7

7 жыл бұрын

He will agree. He will "non-proliferate" his nuclear weapons by launching them all.

@GonnaDieNever

6 жыл бұрын

I always rush nukes with science civs, build a few dozen then get nuclear non-proliferation put in place. makes that last bit of the game pretty easy.

@user-cp2xo7nr8y

2 жыл бұрын

Nah. Build a lot of nukes first, then propose the NPT)

I'm so glad you guys did another one of these!

i really love these videos

these skits are awesome. I love these guys, subscribed.

@DoorMonster

7 жыл бұрын

Thanks! Welcome to the channel! :D

@Delta-mo6hn

7 жыл бұрын

***** :D I really like the civ skits, there absolutely perfect, and I hope it becomes a series. like you guys get beyond earth, and follow russia into space.

You know in real life Enrico lost his eye invading the Byzantine capital.

Oh man, I LOVED those Civ 5 sketches, I never expected that you are still keeping on with them! I hope there'll be more! Thanks a lot!

The acting in this video is phenomenal and hugely entertaining! Great work as always!

This is literally the best, I'm so glad I've found you guys.

@DoorMonster

7 жыл бұрын

We're glad you found us too!

I think I'm in love with Sharmita. She can be my empress Theodora any day. Great video as always

@NRX25

7 жыл бұрын

Veto!

Watching your videos since yesterday, you guys doing awesome job! Keep it up!

This was absolutely brilliant! Keep being you, and allowing every person that watches to get a few minutes of entertainment!

“What’s our first proposal?” “Ban crabs.” All: “AYE!”

I love your civ 5 videos. Do one about not being able to settle within 4 tiles of another city

We need more of these!

You need to make more of this XD the civ videos are the best

You guys are awesome. This video was really really good, thank you for it!

@DoorMonster

7 жыл бұрын

Thank you for watching! Glad you enjoyed it :)

@androu4

7 жыл бұрын

Well, in this case, I denounce you too! And I also propose an embargo!

Hahaha, that was great! I am very happy I found this channel! Subbed!

@DoorMonster

7 жыл бұрын

We're glad you found us too! Welcome aboard.

Thanks for this video.

I'm loving the patreon adds at the end...they are awesome.

"They are all Swedish" I knew it was coming and it cracked me up all the same.

Venice is the best civ! (In single player.)

I love your channel keep up the great stuff!!!

waited for a nev civ video for sooo long! it was epic! :D

"I propose that we repeal the ban on truffles - the last thing Suleiman didn't like". "I thought it was candy, but it was pigs!" "It's not either of those things". Some of the writing in these sketches is totally brilliant, and the performances are pretty good too, especially Enrico and Suleiman.

Ban Crabs

This, and the Gandhi sketch are my all-time favorite Door Monsters! Absolutely brilliant casting and script 👌

I really enjoy these. I hope they keep making them.

@DoorMonster

7 жыл бұрын

One more Civ 5 video, and then on to Civ 6!

Mormo boats is my favorite line

@DoorMonster

7 жыл бұрын

It's one of ours too. The best part - that was actually him messing up. When he asks "what is it," he was asking the director. But it was so funny we used it instead of the original line.

Fucking Alexander. Getting all the city states

@paultato8485

7 жыл бұрын

Venice and Greece hogging all those cities states dominating that world congress.

@irgendeinerirgendwo8420

7 жыл бұрын

Nightmare: Venice and Greece teaming up in Congress

@paultato8485

7 жыл бұрын

Deutsches Kaiserreich I was actually playing Venice in a multiplayer game with my friends after we watched this and wanted some Civ 5 action. I'm playing as Venice, we are still in the Classical era and I have 10 trade routes I think and so far 3 city state allies and 2000 gold. It sucks though because my terrible friend (he only knows how to play military, doesn't know empire expanding tactics like population growth and city placement) is in debt from his army tax (and hes playing as German for Christ's sake) and I am always bailing him out, in return for him invading city states which is exactly what I don't want him to do (he like to annex city states). A bit of a rant, but yes if Venice founds the world congress and builds the forbidden palace it dominates even without allies, and Maria Theresa + Genghis Khan are the worst enemies of the Venitians.

@boredfangerrude

6 жыл бұрын

Lol Cullen.

Literally that was an amazingly genuine laugh thank you guys!

WOW! How did I come here? Why I was not here earlier? AWESOME Video, I enjoyed every seconds of it! Great work!

3:11 Enrico obviously forgot about the most important part of diplomacy. Bigger army diplomacy.

Doesn't matter how much you ban crabs, I am still plagued by my crabs

I do too. You guys do a great job keep it up!!

I never get tired of this video ♥ Love it so much

Very solid performance, once again! Can't wait until you get to start playing with all the Civ VI leaders. Monty: Give your chocolate, or I will tear your heart out on the altar of... Tomyris: I'm sorry, I couldn't quite hear that over the sound of my massive cavalry horde. What were you saying? Monty: ...Nothing ma'am

"I will attack you for no reason at all if i have a bigger army than you and no matter if i have every reason in the game to hate you i won't attack you because you have a bigger army!" Every Civ 5 AI ever.

this channel is fantastic Enrico is absolutely hilarious

You guys definitely deserve more subs!

"lady, gentleman, venetian" xD

CRABS ARE PEOPLE! CLAMS ARE PEOPLE! LEGIT OR QUIT!

this was fantastic

I'd forgotten how good your videos are. I vote subscribed!

"If you vote for him, i will attack all your missionaries!" "You already do!" LOL

Venice is badass! :D

You guys should have way more subscribers! I love these videos

I am enjoying every second of this vid

This some good stuff. You just made a sub!

@DoorMonster

7 жыл бұрын

Thanks! Welcome to the channel!

@TG-ge1oh

7 жыл бұрын

Same here. These videos are awesome!

I think I fell in love with this Theodora

This was so good

this was wonderful

Suleiman is back baby, it's time to ban some crabs

Great job as usual :) Loving the rate you guys are pumping out QUALITY content! Constant content is an amazing thing, but its so easy to sacrifice quality for quantity, you seem to have managed to avoid that. I almost feel proud to see how far you have come since I started watching :p

@DoorMonster

7 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the kind words! We're happy to know that we keep living up to our own standard.

@blarg2429

7 жыл бұрын

They grow up so fast, don't they? ;P

@dragonblood12

7 жыл бұрын

I think it would have been even funnier if you topped it of as Venice owning Forbidden Palace the wonder that adds 2 votes as well, so even after city state embargo he still has 3/7 votes and only needs 1 vote from someone else to be made world leader - lol.

Love these videos

Absolutely hilarious! I love it.