"it's from IKEA eventually it disassembles itself"....lol

@NielsIsTaken

3 жыл бұрын

My ikea gnungersnig will never disassemble neither will the woothergiy

@ayumihamano

3 жыл бұрын

As someone who has a bed from IKEA and the slots have fallen out in some parts, I can attest to the truth of that statement.

@thomaspetrucka9173

2 жыл бұрын

One of their best jokes!

@exploshaun

Жыл бұрын

Skill issue. Just tighten the screws.

@bruhitsbluejay161

7 ай бұрын

Na I half a office chair from ikea that has last 6 years now

Did you just...cause Pokémon Go?

@iamthinking2252_

6 жыл бұрын

ThePCguy17 Shoddy Scandinavian Standards stuck to Steve's Streamlined... Stuff

@4ghzgaming664

4 жыл бұрын

Apple is not streamline

@spartanwar1185

4 жыл бұрын

@@4ghzgaming664 Apple is the definition of overly streamlined

@tlof19

4 жыл бұрын

I would say it's the fault of Scandinavian manufacturing standards, to be honest.

@MysteriousS_

3 жыл бұрын

No, the pokeball was upside down

"Whenever Hillary Clinton is on TV it glows a bit" I'm not sure what exactly it is, but that is a great line.

@PizzaManager101

7 жыл бұрын

John Lienhart the temporal anomaly glows

@tuckertooley174

4 жыл бұрын

CRTs

@OSDisco

4 жыл бұрын

I'm not sure why though

I think your attic just became another SCP from IKEA.

@satomonster568

6 жыл бұрын

Does that happen often?

@steelbear2063

6 жыл бұрын

There is an IKEA place that is an SCP object itself

@niallreid7664

4 жыл бұрын

IKEA is like the factory.

@ns0557212

4 жыл бұрын

@bryan diaz varela SCP 500 it's in aisle 500

@Ajc-ni3xn

4 жыл бұрын

Not again!

I was legit expecting it to spit out one of those bigass Macintosh computers at the end

@Marijn_92

7 жыл бұрын

Andrew V. Fun idea but I like this one better :)

@matthew8153

6 жыл бұрын

Or the Apple II

The first time I heard of that game, I knew deep down, somehow, Kyle was to blame.

@maxfieldjoyner5244

3 жыл бұрын

I can’t tell if you’re referencing the reboot of she-ra or just commenting on the video. If it’s the first, the original she-ra was from 1985, not the 90s.

@michaelvalentinoyo1259

3 жыл бұрын

@@maxfieldjoyner5244 it's pokemon go not the book

I see you asking people for money, but where is the knife? The key is you get a big knife, but not too big because that'll scare them too much and then they will just run. But if you get it just right, they get scared and they just throw money at ya and they leave that's how it normally works I don't know why you didn't do that...

@DoorMonster

7 жыл бұрын

Why haven't we done an extortionist hobo Patreon pitch yet...

@Sunday3101

7 жыл бұрын

Your guess is as good as mine, but I bought your mug for what it's worth :)

@generalmars3855

7 жыл бұрын

If a knife is too expensive, you can always don a filthy trench coat and get a big stick. I mean, REALLY big stick, like so big you almost fall over while using it.

@extratayodancer

7 жыл бұрын

I am already a patron after seeing this video, but If you guys actually made an extortionist hobo pitch I would be forced to throw more money at you.

@tenacity25

7 жыл бұрын

+General Mars Teddy roosevelt agrees with using big sticks to get what you want.

I, for one, would love it if you guys knocked on my door and asked for money. I would give you money.

@DoorMonster

7 жыл бұрын

Careful, we might hold you to it.

@General12th

7 жыл бұрын

But you don't know my address so HA! NO CASH FOR YOU!

@caws3767

7 жыл бұрын

Look at your phone check if your gps and wifi are off if one is a yes and the others a no or both are a no they can find you.

@Zappygunshot

7 жыл бұрын

Trial and error still exists.

@jackdereduvo1109

7 жыл бұрын

"57 errors just this morning."

Of course Kyle couldn't respond to Ian because he was too busy being Team Rocket.

@MURFGAMING1228

7 жыл бұрын

*Ahem* TEAM ROCKET!

@charlesdewitt8087

7 жыл бұрын

MURFGAMING1228 Ah! My hypothetical pokemon! You monster!

@julianbecker4351

7 жыл бұрын

Charles Dewitt nah he joined a Team in the Alola Region........

@minerguy6251

6 жыл бұрын

No he was in a coma he only found out months after Pokémon go.

@CygnusTheSilly

3 жыл бұрын

Prepare for trouble

So... No one told you life was gonna be this way?

@andrewenderfrost8161

5 жыл бұрын

*claps*

@lawendabonawenturazimorode6850

4 жыл бұрын

@@andrewenderfrost8161 x 5

@dysfunctionalcaterpillar790

4 жыл бұрын

Take your like and leave.

@PeterDivine

3 жыл бұрын

@@dysfunctionalcaterpillar790 Leave where? His job's a joke, he's broke, his love life's DOA...~

@dysfunctionalcaterpillar790

3 жыл бұрын

@@PeterDivine and, I suppose, his life is always stuck in second gear

I wasn't even alive in the 90's and I have 90's nostalgia.

@thehyperioncorporation8416

5 жыл бұрын

Justin McCurdy well the 90’s leaked out into the early 2000’s so people who were born in that time like me, have similar nostalgia because that stuff stuck around.

@SurprisinglyDeep

4 жыл бұрын

You might not have 90s nostalgia, you might just have nostalgia for the "good stuff" that withstood the test of time. I was a kid in the 90s, I know first hand a lot of the entertainment was NOWHERE near as good as the stuff today, even disregarding the differences in technological advancements made since then.

@celestialtree8602

3 жыл бұрын

@Manek Iridius I mean, stuff made in the past can be certifiably good even by today's standards. Not *all* stuff of course, and the past in general sucks, but some old stuff is great.

@PeterDivine

3 жыл бұрын

@Manek Iridius Eh, the rapid development of the Internet really poured a can of gas on all the smoldering cultural faults we had in the 90s. You could almost argue it was better for us to have worse communication, in that regard- at least there wasn't as much cause to *HATE* people you disagreed with back then.

@SpahGaming

Жыл бұрын

@@PeterDivine the hell happened here

We always have a 20 year gap for nostalgia... ALWAYS... because after 20 years, the people who were little kids during that era are now all adults... with money.... Just like how early 2000's nostalgia is also a thing.... In the 70's, there was 50's nostalgia, and in the 90's, there was 70's nostalgia... and in the 2000's, there was 80's nostalgia (think about it, when were the prequels being made).... There is always the era you are living in and the 20 year nostalgia that exists during that era...

@anxiousearth680

2 жыл бұрын

That's an interesting point

@averageintelligence6822

2 жыл бұрын

people in 2040 are going to be super depressed.

@RaynmanPlays

Жыл бұрын

There's 50's nostalgia now, though.

@CyanicCore

Жыл бұрын

And then the internet stretches everything further...

@Mernom

Жыл бұрын

Is those why episode 7+ exists? 2k's nostalgia?

Oh, so that's where the temporal trashcan sends things. Huh.

@charlesdewitt8087

7 жыл бұрын

What was the collective doing with all the 90's stuff anyway? Was just that were disposing of the data from the last human study?

@SSGTstealth

7 жыл бұрын

Yes... that was the reason

@generalmars3855

7 жыл бұрын

That was.. Yes.. Totally that.. No Games of Pokemon here... None. At. All. None.

@charlesdewitt8087

7 жыл бұрын

General Mars Good to know!

@not_an_npc1045

7 жыл бұрын

I am the one that causes 90 nostalgia so I can infect the population without the uninfected noticing. Also the collective I have installed a virus into your systems causing you to be obsessed with 90 memorabilia causing you to manufacture more of it thus disabling you as a threat to our Earth and Mars conquering plans

1:26 Ah Yes, I read those. It left off at a giant alien space battle. The books are about shapeshifters fighting an alien slugs and it has cosmic gods in it. That’s the most tame about it.

@darthrevan4933

3 жыл бұрын

I need to know what the writer of that was smoking

@Vagabondobiondo

6 ай бұрын

All of it

0:46 This is probably the most accurate description of Ikea furniture I've ever heard. As always, awesome video =) I especially like this version of the ending music.

@DoorMonster

7 жыл бұрын

Thank you! By the way, your DoodleConn update: it is in progress, and should arrive in less than a month. We're so sorry.

@Cressidia_

7 жыл бұрын

Hey, it's not a problem =) I'll be keeping my eye out for it then.

@DoorMonster

7 жыл бұрын

We were expressing our condolences, actually. Don't leave it too close to your bed - it may put a hex on you as you sleep.

@Cressidia_

7 жыл бұрын

Ah o.o Well I was planning on putting it on my desk in the other room anyway, so I should be safe. ...But maybe I should find a hex-proof glass case to put it in, just to be sure.

@jacobtheurer3425

Жыл бұрын

Time for a heist

As soon as he said Kyle I was like, the hell did I.... Oh wait I'm not the only Kyle Literally best reason why I adore them, I always feel included

The way Ian says Kyle at the end is amazing.

So... Do we consider this Self Fulfilling Idiocy 3 or 5?

@bestpseudonym1693

7 жыл бұрын

6

@arbenno4637

7 жыл бұрын

9

@phonyshoemaker7379

7 жыл бұрын

4 / 2 = 6

@cachotognax3600

7 жыл бұрын

PhonyShoemaker 4/6=3 HL 3 confoirmed

@NewPaulActs17

7 жыл бұрын

self fulfilling idiocy is now out (june 12, 2017)

"Good times." - Me, born in the late 90s

Animorphs is still awesome. I'm not a nineties kid, but Animorphs is great.

@ztheo2280

6 жыл бұрын

wanna make a animorphs book club? I only got them as ebooks. But i got all of them

@mentaya11

5 жыл бұрын

@@ztheo2280 I have the books in paperback. The larger books, like the megamorphs, I have in hardback. I loved them as a kid.

@ztheo2280

5 жыл бұрын

i want them all :D

@mentaya11

5 жыл бұрын

@@ztheo2280 I *think* there might be one or two I never picked up, but I was picking them up as they came out. I *loved* that series.

@Nathan-ti9pm

4 жыл бұрын

I read the entire series in middle school always checked em out every week whenever I finished a book

Didn't the time machine turn into a fancy watch? You'd think that would negate the IKEA curse.

@avdoolittle

7 жыл бұрын

That means this is SFI 3! Of course!

@lforlight

7 жыл бұрын

By god, that makes sense!

@jackdereduvo1109

7 жыл бұрын

No, it's still the Clokgöbakwürz, but Kyle had bought a second one, because why only get ONE of each thing from IKEA ;)

@KCCOmug

6 жыл бұрын

Well there isn't a Clinton in the White House right now so maybe it did.

I always enjoy how kyle can be the voice of reason in one video to being the voice of stupidity the next.

"Open the door!" Doormonster? Heyyy, the time machine really do exist after all it seems!

I remember the Apple of the 90s. I remember being in a room filled with towers and desktops running windows, a few flavors of linux, and a lone curved translucent colorful mac in the corner. Dozens of computers and one plastic fruit that crashed more than everything else in the room put together.

"Animorphs. Look. He turns into a bird." I wanna say "too soon", but it's been 17 years.

OMG Animorphs!!! I miss that series. Here's hoping for a remake for the TV series like Battlestar Galactica.

@silvermegaman8519

6 жыл бұрын

Zoids

@matthew8153

6 жыл бұрын

HellsRaven4444 And let’s hope it’s like the Battlestar Galactica remake and not the Ghostbusters one.

@elizabethsullivan1894

5 жыл бұрын

And considering how we're into dark and gritty, and Animorphs was always pretty dark...

@ChristmasPterodactyl

4 жыл бұрын

They're currently being adapted into graphic novels

You guys rock!!!! I'm kind of annoyed more people aren't subscribed to you! Your content is super original and hilarious! It always makes me wonder why your not more popular? You guys deserve like millions of followers! Also sorry for the rant like comment. I just really love you video! They always make my day!!!! :) Thanks!!!!

@DoorMonster

7 жыл бұрын

Thank you! We're glad you're enjoying the videos so much! We're getting more and more subscribers each day, and they've consistently been really nice people, so who knows? Maybe we'll have high enough numbers to do this full time before too much longer.

You somehow insulted the nineties and Apple at the same time and I love you for it

7 years later being recommended this again.. still watch, 10/10, everytime

If Pokemon Go is Kyle's fault, I think we all owe him a thanks.

@darthrevan4933

4 жыл бұрын

Or a kick depending on who you ask

@soundrogue4472

4 жыл бұрын

No; no we don’t. Encourage Nintendo to make a more casual game.

@Snnoy

4 жыл бұрын

Bob Bluered I suppose we all have different tastes in games, but imo, Pokémon Go wasn’t too good.

@bobbluered8984

4 жыл бұрын

Actually, I didn’t enjoy the game itself all too much either. But it brought the world together for a month, and got a lot of people into more active lifestyles. I call that an absolute win.

@soundrogue4472

4 жыл бұрын

Bob Bluered no it made tribes of people compete.

- This some sketch is just so brilliant! All the way through.

There were so many perfect lines in this one... Also, Ian's face at the end when he calls for Kyle is great.

I was going to complain that the video was too short and then I noticed I was watching it at 2x speed. *facepalm*

Technically, from a physics or chemistry perspective, you actually can hit something with its opposite and make it disappear. Granted that generally results in explosions or molecular deconstruction, but it does work.

@Vessel767

4 жыл бұрын

The term is Annihilation.

I bet the 20s will have loads of 00s references because throwbacks are getting more common.

@Wesrl

2 жыл бұрын

If only you knew then

@Vagabondobiondo

6 ай бұрын

We had a full Y2K event AND a government conspiracy

@GldnClaw

4 ай бұрын

Nah, we've gone back to the 80's again.

Think this is my favorite movie of yours, the punchline is just perfect!

This is one of y'all's best videos.

0:31 I love how his face doesn't move, when he shows off the poster for friends

Okay. In absolute seriousness and honesty, I just about died laughing at the end of that.

Man I love these old door monster videos.

Needed more Pogs

This stuff is absolutely hilarious. You guys come up with some pretty great ideas.

To be fair, the other generations haven't stopped there time machines either, I mean have you listened to the radio?

@RAFMnBgaming

7 жыл бұрын

Not really, the radio is kind of a thing that happens to people who can't just look up the traffic on their smartphone.

@Danny-no7jp

6 жыл бұрын

The radio is a thing of the nineties, lol.

@1dyingwish

6 жыл бұрын

Danny are you serious? You must must not even be of driving age... Not everyone links up to an aux cable just to go get milk at the store. Hearing shit (even inadvertently) on the radio is virtually unavoidable at certain points... Going to stores, bars, stadiums... Pretty moronic statement.

@ValensBellator

5 жыл бұрын

The 80's one is like a genuine white hole, just constantly regurgitating everything from that era lol Fortunately for me it's my favorite decade of stuff despite having no memories of it (born 1988), but yeah, 80's nostalgia is just off the charts for some reason.

@PeterDivine

4 жыл бұрын

It's not previous generations' fault that nearly all of the radio music in the last 10-20 years is forgettable at best and dreck at worst There is nothing playing on classic rock radio that is worse than "I'm the Bad Guy" and I'll fucking fight anyone who wishes to challenge me on the matter

Community Refrence!

@DoorMonster

7 жыл бұрын

Yay, someone noticed! :D

@Wezla

7 жыл бұрын

White Lightning HQ Oh hey! love your videos guys, I just found this channel today and I love everything about it!

@DoorMonster

7 жыл бұрын

Thanks! We're glad you found us!

@Nevturiel

7 жыл бұрын

I was just about to ask if it was, but ... you know ... I'm a little late to this party.

@robinbernardinis

6 жыл бұрын

I can't believe I missed it!

Just found you guys a month ago... sort of.... and have binged twice on your videos because they awkwardly laugh awesomeness, heart and dedication. But anyways. Watched this video just now a second time and the last joke of Pokémon Go just hit me and I burst out laughing again because I'm a 90's loving gerbil running in a wheel and that is amazing. Just got to love you guys and your creativity.

Hahaha, did not expect the pokemon go

1:27 Acually that's a bird turning into a person! Tobias ftw!

Full on belly laugh from this one - excellent.

i love your patreon bit at the end. "dont you love it when that happens?" lol

0:44 That Doctor Who reference though :) Of course, perhaps it's just a factor of my Doctor Who obsession that I consider it to be a reference whenever says "well" in a drawn out manner, but given that this video involves time machines and Kyle is basically the Doctor (as established in both other sketches and his constant snazzy dressing), I'm definitely calling that one a reference.

@DoorMonster

6 жыл бұрын

No you're right, there was definitely something along the lines of "now do one like David Tennant" spoken.

@ladyalfhildrforestofvioletmist

6 жыл бұрын

Then yay for a Doctor Who reference that I was first to notice! Or first to acknowledge in the comments at least. I always love it when you guys do Doctor Who related stuff :)

@josiahzabel8596

2 жыл бұрын

@@schuylersmith8168 Paul McGann was GOOD. probably the best thing about that movie

@phoebegilliland8897

2 жыл бұрын

@@josiahzabel8596 and when you add in the Big Finish productions and The Night of Doctor, there's no doubt about it: Paul McGann IS the Doctor.

So this is Self-fulfilling Idiocy 3 then? Yaaaaaaaaaay :D Best youtube channel ever!

Loved Ethan's sales pitch

why the hell am i crying I haven't even started the video or anything and i'm tearing up like seriously i'm freaking out

holy crap I thought that end credits Ian and during the video Ian you were completely different people. It's like during these sketches your look, sound, and personality completely change, I was trying to see the difference by putting my mouse on the video bar, wasn't even sure it was you. *I've seen both and didn't realize it, you can be the next Clark Kent if you become an alien with superpowers!*

aaaah I just found these guys and they are the best

@DoorMonster

7 жыл бұрын

Thanks! Welcome to the channel!

they always have such great witty remarks in the dialogue

Why Im not yet subscribed to you guys?! 'Ve been watching for like a year. :D

- This sketch of just constantly relevant.

I'm a 90s kid! Born September 1999!

@Smullet90

7 жыл бұрын

That's more like a "couple months of the nineties kid".

@adamkrutmeijer8592

7 жыл бұрын

+Smullet90 That was the joke.

@doctorsergius7541

7 жыл бұрын

Yay, team somewhat-90s kids

@G_Genie

7 жыл бұрын

Happy birthmonth!

@Zsnakeistaken

7 жыл бұрын

April 1990

That animorphs bit got me.

LOVE ANIMORPHS SO MUCH

I didn't expect the ending, but I loved it~

I did not see that coming. Fucking great

that end was amazing

One of the best...

This video was my birthday present

Thanks Kyle!

Mysterious Fossil. Now all they need is an idiot to make a lot of money to pay back that loan shark.

great video as always, of course now the question is whats the next step after pokemon go?

Oh got the 90s are invading the lightingverse (cheezy name included)

0:28 so he did accept the Pokemon plan

I love your videos :D

OH CRAP! ITS AN ANIMORPHS BOOK! I love that series

So that's why I hate Apple! It all makes sense now!

I meant to go to bed an hour ago. Then I saw more of your videos.

"when ever I see hillary clinton on TV there is sort of a glow" lol

nostalgia to the nostalgia

Wow, they both look so much different now.

I always wondered where all the 90's nostalgia came from...

omg i love animorphs

@benkayvfalsifier3817

4 жыл бұрын

Who doesn't?

"I'd say it's the fault of Scandinavian manufacturing standards" is my new excuse to shift blame for anything

I was born in 1999 so I remember all of this very vividly

well now we know where 90's nostlagia came from

I saw the thumbnail and all I could hear in my head was the friends theme tune

Magnificent

Ahh.... the 90s... what a wonderful time

How the Hell has it been seven years since this came out?

good for you too

Possibly the greatest time machine based plot ever written.

That ending was so great I almost choked. Lmao!

Kyle, they're making a Space Jam sequel, TURN THE TIME MACHINE OFF!!!

Gold!

Well that explains a lot.

It's your own fault for buying a Yurglblurt, any serious Time Traveller spends a little extra and opts for the Paarpslang

I'm just glad that Ian didn't get hit on the head with Goku...that actually might hurt.

I love Ian’s dead-eyed response to the “Friends” poster, like he’s just sick of Kyle’s crap at this point and has to muster a bunch of effort to actually care.

"You are the opposite of Batman!" lol

who made the oputro of whiteligninghq? i miss that on, that music is so nice

So now we know why there are so many bugs in Pokémon GO. They just copy and pasted the software :)

The dialogue is kinda like Llamas With Hats with less murder