Damn. I hate it when I accidentally eat 6 cabbages in front of my archery instructor. It's so embarrassing.

@dearratboy6326

5 жыл бұрын

im howling trying to picture a human wolfing down six cabbages in front of another human, watching with no expression, before the first person hands them four saying "I meant to give you ten."

@taekinuru2

5 жыл бұрын

Seth1915 especially when it’s a wood elf who in the elder scrolls only eat meat... Except in actual gameplay because Faendal eats bread because TODD HOWARRRRRD

@belfideanotreal3734

5 жыл бұрын

I mean... not all wood elves are part of the green pact... @@taekinuru2

@kairischafer927

5 жыл бұрын

It has happened to me soooo many times and it is so embarrassing

@fugitive_

5 жыл бұрын

Haha I read this at the point of the video

"I wish i had faendal here to keep me warm." Awe. "Hes not using his skin for anything." Oh.

@ascendedcat260

3 жыл бұрын

"You don't need skin to teach archery" _Oh god._

@articfoxfan9899

3 жыл бұрын

This is what happens when you let a crazed bisexual chef go adventure

@runktheruler

3 жыл бұрын

Awe true to Ceasar

@N0ugamiNeur0

3 жыл бұрын

Why does that remind me of Plan to Eredicate Christmas We visited Santa... awe And then we killed him! Ohhh...

@Angela-vw7de

3 жыл бұрын

@@runktheruler patrolling the mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

fun facts about the chef: -he ate your dog -he hates his best friend pationatly -he is the world best archer, and has never used a bow and arrow, and never will -possibly supernatural origins -draws power from cabbages -in emergensies, he can eat several bags of flour -he is a passable assassin -he has seen holes in the world he calls home, physics beeing ignored, people getting lost, he loves skyrim -he enjoys long walks on the beach

@SwordJester

3 жыл бұрын

He loves Gak His Calling Card is a Cabbage He is a possessor of the Power if Jitter

@namethathasntbeentakenyetm3682

Жыл бұрын

Marriage material

@articfoxfan9899

Жыл бұрын

This reads like my dream boyfriend lel

@morganhall6459

Жыл бұрын

Sounds like an Epithet Erased character.

@GamingWithHajimemes

Жыл бұрын

He commonly wears: A chefs hat/apron, and uncommonly wears: Faendals skin when it's cold.

The fact that he changed from Jello’s normal voice to chef voice has convinced me this is the future where Jello goes mad and become homicidal chef

@Clarkamadorian

Жыл бұрын

I almost liked the comment when it was at the internet designated funny number

“I wish Faendal was here to keep me warm. He’s not using his SKIN FOR ANYTHING. You don’t need skin to teach archery.” -The Chef 2019

@its_just_kalic9349

4 жыл бұрын

Only a book and the inability to hold onto money

@skrumbleton3745

4 жыл бұрын

I mean. He doesn’t *need* it So he’s right But why?

@gtabibi7069

3 жыл бұрын

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

@SStarry_Days

3 жыл бұрын

PATROLLING THE MOJAVE ALMOST MAKES YOU WISH FOR A NUCLEAR WINTER

@-Commit-arson-

11 ай бұрын

The chef is getting crazier by the minute

This looks like what would happen if the Cabbage Guy from Avatar lost his mind

@luketerry3635

5 жыл бұрын

GalacticOreo7 and couldn’t learn archery

@clefspeareiii1710

5 жыл бұрын

LOL This needs more likes XD

@thetruesandwitch1689

5 жыл бұрын

"MY CABBAGES!!!"

@PurpleNinja2727

5 жыл бұрын

MY CABBAGES!!!

@anthonywestover5326

5 жыл бұрын

Jello just invented a meme... 😑😵😜

Jello: literally just trains his archery skill over and over until it's level 50 Also jello: uses warhammers for the entire video and wonders why he's having trouble with fights

@JelloApocalypse

4 жыл бұрын

Chefs can't use bows! But they DO use meat tenderizers.

@splitsoul8158

4 жыл бұрын

@@JelloApocalypse if chefs don't use bows then explain where the meat comes from, checkmate chefs.

@jichaeljuicy4047

4 жыл бұрын

You dont use bows to kill livestocks you use meat tenderizers

@RinSyuveil

4 жыл бұрын

@@splitsoul8158 a chef uses knifes and meat tendorizing hammers HUNTERS use bows and they get the meat for you (speaking from skyrim and fantasy logic) but I feel like he should have went full chef because he could have used the duel wielding knife and fork rare special weapons that can be found close to the throat of the world

@RinSyuveil

4 жыл бұрын

@@JelloApocalypse I am sad you did not use the fork and knife (actual weapons located close to the throat of the world in the base game) along with the meat tendorizer

Faendal is like Perry the Platypus. "Hey, where's Faendal?" *hours later* "Oh, there you are, Faendal!"

@couchmaster3773

Жыл бұрын

Meanwhile Alduin has mysteriously disappeared.

@learncat8771

Жыл бұрын

Even better seeing as he was doing what can be interpreted as a Doofenshmirtz impression all the while.

@dylankornberg4892

Жыл бұрын

An elf chef? Faendal the elf chef? FAENDAL THE ELF?!

@GreatFernicus

Жыл бұрын

An archery teacher? FAENDAL THE ARCHERY TEACHER?!?

@toastarkat

Жыл бұрын

FAENDAL THE BOSMER??!??

so in middle school I found out one of my teachers was also an archery instructor, "teach me archery" was about the only thing I ever said to the man until he relented and taught me archery

@Scotch20

4 жыл бұрын

did you take tell him to hold your stuff and take the money out of his pockets too? so relatable

@Grumplebumple

4 жыл бұрын

Did he step on some kid's cabbage?

@softsoap.3152

4 жыл бұрын

Did you award him cabbage and eat it in front of his face instead

@juwebles4352

4 жыл бұрын

you met faendal

@nobody5333

3 жыл бұрын

faendal jittered out of the multiverse in an attempt to follow chef

"Hey, can you train me to be better at archery?" >can't even use bows

@cherrygrabber7172

5 жыл бұрын

Misopportunity right there, exactly. Usually it’s sneak and archery that mixed very well, especially the critical damage multiplier. Chef not sneaking at all either. DOUBLE TRIGGERED.

@cherrygrabber7172

5 жыл бұрын

Dear Rat Boy P.S. Also, didn’t even bother to get his Destruction skill perked up. Enchanting his clothes would’ve kept the outfit, including a little bonus at any of the available skills. A chef without cooking his meat!? QUADRA TRIGGERED

@dearratboy6326

5 жыл бұрын

@@cherrygrabber7172 are u ok bud?

@cherrygrabber7172

5 жыл бұрын

Dear Rat Boy Yes I am. Just because I typed “triggered”, I simply meant annoyed. Video frustrates with how they’re not really playing the game that well, other than the funny parts, like the cabbages (which are fine), but everything else it’s not that good. Especially for myself, who has played this game for almost 2,000 hours. Adventures of Shekelstein, however, did it way better from the role playing to overall quality. Sure they have fun, but not so much for the veteran players who’re generally more serious or demanding of decent gameplay.

@dearratboy6326

5 жыл бұрын

@@cherrygrabber7172 oh ok. uh. i dont care. bye

In one of my old Skyrim playthroughs Faendal went crazy in Labyrinthion and refused to leave insisting he was home in Riverwood. I brought him food and drinks but one day I became a vampire and was driven out of society on my wedding day (The first time I had ever become a vampire and didn't feed for four days). Eventually I joined the Dark Brotherhood to get my revenge on society (Another story entirely). At some point I ended up in the Solitude catacombs doing the Wolf Queen questline. I became permanently stuck in a rotating door puzzle. No one else knew about Faendal's location or madness. No one would ever come to feed him again. Whenever my immortal argonian pillarman is released Faendal will be a mummified corpse in a long buried ruin. It's truly amazing what interesting stuff you'll make up just to find a lorefriendly reason for a pathing bug.

@ChangedMyNameFinally69

2 жыл бұрын

Toggle god mode

@SoulCore413

2 жыл бұрын

That’s quite the story.

@johnwhite1534

2 жыл бұрын

@@SoulCore413 I think we all have stories when it comes to Skyrim

@johnwhite1534

2 жыл бұрын

@@ChangedMyNameFinally69 It was on the console version and I had the bad habit of overrighting my saves. There was no saving Faendal or my character they're doomed to be interred forever in distant nordic ruins

@ChangedMyNameFinally69

2 жыл бұрын

@@johnwhite1534 Lol a weirdly fitting end to a side character

Imagine that you are one of the emperors bodyguards and you decide to check up on him. Now imagine walking in to the room to find a guy dressed as a chef singing Ave Maria and arranging cabbages around the emperors corpse.

Your commitment to that accent should get you some kind of award

@Sammie1053

5 жыл бұрын

_baby boy_

@anniebot_45-73

5 жыл бұрын

how about a cabbage?

@Lunam_D._Roger

5 жыл бұрын

It's a Latvian accent, I don't see how that's related to chefs, but still, it's impressive, I legitimately thought it was Yamiks.

@someguy2605

4 жыл бұрын

I legit thought it was his accent

@DummyThiccCheeseCake

4 жыл бұрын

Same ^

Im amazed at how broken your Skyrim is. I literally have never seen anything so broken without mods

@JelloApocalypse

5 жыл бұрын

I think what happened is some variable that controls the vertical axis for objects got messed up. That's why enemies keep falling from the sky, objects rocket in random directions, and whenever I'm near a river the world begins flickering and I start swimming through the air.

@DevilishDragonite

5 жыл бұрын

@@JelloApocalypse Skyrim's physics engine is based on its frame rate. So if you're computer is literally too good, the physics breaks unless you have a frame rate limiter. I've had exactly whats happening to you happen to me before. Floating enemies swimming when your not, water where it isn't.

@JelloApocalypse

5 жыл бұрын

@@DevilishDragonite LOL THAT IS AMAZING

@Cloud_Seeker

5 жыл бұрын

Never seen it so broken with mods.

@judylwbidoov4195

5 жыл бұрын

Mine is pretty bad. Mammoths and other enemies fall out of the sky, once an entire dragon skeleton fell down too.

**kills THE emperor** skyrim: 40 bounty added

@ascendedcat260

3 жыл бұрын

I killed the Empress, gained 1000 bounty, and a guard approached me and let me pay it off.

The cabbage sacrament: "Sweet Father, Sweet Father, Send your Cabbage unto me For the foods of the un-gourmet Must be baptized in Nickelodeon Gak"

@phazemof6951

4 жыл бұрын

So let thy be consumed by thou legendary cabbage

@pinkment6824

4 жыл бұрын

this will only work if you speak in the Chef's voice

@evileye3790

3 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, the Gak sacrament

@SkullbombRaging

3 жыл бұрын

@@evileye3790 Gakrament.

@CrispyChicken38

3 жыл бұрын

A ritual to Brassica Prime

Are you still sane after being in character for five hours?

@floranajaf

5 жыл бұрын

He's a little bit tilted now.

@fantasmacstrp9239

5 жыл бұрын

>Implying doing that didn't make him more civilised

@TheDragonCat99

5 жыл бұрын

StoneXL What character?

@skycrafter2042

5 жыл бұрын

@@TheDragonCat99 novtrik is fine :)

@p_uzzled

5 жыл бұрын

Ah, yes. Being in character for hours at a time definitely does something to ya. - your friendly neighborhood Dungeon master

"I have no mods installed or anything. The game is just like that." This is a Bethesda game, you don't need to prove anything. We know... We know...

@anonymeroverlord

5 жыл бұрын

It's funny, I've played most Bethesda games and I barely encountered any glitches. I think I am the chosen champion of Todd Howard.

@jakemoreau9621

5 жыл бұрын

Anonymer Overlord same Skyrim runs perfectly for me

@Vaguer_Weevil

5 жыл бұрын

@@anonymeroverlord I'm not sure whether that's a gift or a curse, it's the glitches that got me interested in playing Skyrim in the first place, and they're what kept me coming back. Nothing's funnier than an unintentionally funny game. I once started a new file and someone from behind kept shooting arrows at the carriage you start off in while the others ramble on about the empire and their executions, the game hadn't even begun yet and I couldn't stop laughing..

@xeronimity5947

5 жыл бұрын

most of the bugs he encountered were because he has a higher refresh rate than 60. You actually have to mod the ini files to avoid physics bugs because of that lol

@xeronimity5947

5 жыл бұрын

I do in fact have screenshots of flying horkers from this problem

Jello: *Bleeding from seventy cuts on his body and dying on the floor* Bandit:"I've finally got him!!" Jello:"Wait!" Bandit: *Pauses* Jello: *Pulls out three bags of flour, slowly opens while making direct eye contact with the bandit and shoves fistfuls of flour into his face* Bandit:"...."

@SamanthaLaurier

10 ай бұрын

Honestly that'd be pretty intimidating. I'd just leave.

“He ate three bags of flour, that’s the least of his worries” I cried oh my god 😂

The chef sounds like a weird version of Dr Doofenshmirtz

@KatOtterPaints

4 жыл бұрын

Dr. Foodenshmirtz...

@kazmakazii

4 жыл бұрын

THE CABBAGE-GAK-INATOR!

@toastarkat

4 жыл бұрын

Fuck I just thought that and scrolled to see this comment

@XwX1001

3 жыл бұрын

A weirder, younger, and dumber Dr. Doofenshmirtz.

@rainbowlemniscate2761

3 жыл бұрын

Ah, Faendal, what an unexpected surprise, and by that I mean completely expected!

Ah, my favorite Epihet Erased character: Murderous Soup Man

@ahappyjackolantern

4 жыл бұрын

Name: The Chef Epithet: Cabbage Stamina: ** Proficiency:******* Creativity:******* -Very good at archery. Never uses a bow -His Nickelodeon gak is surprisingly tasty, although you’ll regret eating it later -Occasionally swims in mid air. He doesn’t understand it either.

@camilogarciaylasaari1857

4 жыл бұрын

@@ahappyjackolantern Name: Faendal Epithet: Teach Stamina: ***** Proficiency: ** Creativity: * - Trusting to a fault. - Has very warm looking skin. - Always right behind you, even when he isn't.

@ClassifiedGamez

3 жыл бұрын

@@ahappyjackolantern also his enemy's fly sometimes they both dont understand this

@RealCoolstriker64

3 жыл бұрын

GEOVANI

@fallingskymedia4421

2 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, Giovanni Potage's dad

*you don’t need skin to teach archery*

@aragornrose4912

4 жыл бұрын

Kodarpy I would like this comment but it’s got 69 likes and I don’t want to ruin it, so I will reply instead.

@aragornrose4912

4 жыл бұрын

Aaand it was ruined...

@katelynbearup8678

4 жыл бұрын

I made it better.

@kazmakazii

4 жыл бұрын

cmon Faendal just give me your skin

i love the kickball sound effects whenever the cabbages hit anything

The Chef made me the richest Archery tutor of all time.. I think I'll use all of that money I made to open up an archery school in his honour... *reaches in pocket* OH NO! I'VE BEEN ROBBED! .. and my hand is covered on gak.

@williamcolt1073

5 жыл бұрын

I laughed for like a solid minute at your comment, thank you sir.

@honestgoblinproductions5663

5 жыл бұрын

Me too

>no bows >taught archery Perfect

This actually sounds like an insane murderous chef with a voice in his head

"I was trying to look unassuming but I absolutely look like I ate your dog" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Faendal is probably the most popular character in Skyrim. ...just because of that one exploit.

@wheeeeeeeeeee

Жыл бұрын

"Hey Faendal, can you train me to be better at A R C H E R Y ?"

I have literally never seen Skyrim run this badly before, in my life.

Faendal: Finally, I've earned enough money teaching archery to open my own archery shop! (Reaches hand into pocked) Faendal: What?! I've been robbed! Also, why is my hand covered in Gak?

@malmalfactor3544

2 жыл бұрын

"Well you've just been asking me for 'gp' whenever we trained, so I've been paying you in Gak Pieces. Is that not what 'gp' stands for?"

Something about the way you say “It’s Udefrykte!” makes me laugh every time I rewatch this.

I appreciate the use of "Ave Maria" while carefully placing the vegetables around the emperor.

I hope you all enjoy this very contemporary Skyrim content. The game just came out so hopefully not too many people have made videos about it yet. What's YOUR favorite Skyrim meal? Mine is eating three bags of flour.

@AR-ii1qm

5 жыл бұрын

Mines 6 bags

@LouTheWolf

5 жыл бұрын

My favourite is dog à l'orange

@MrMuxix

5 жыл бұрын

I'm more a fan of 10 cheese wheels. It's a great way to lose weight.

@cheybat5390

5 жыл бұрын

Now THIS is a video in the year of our lord 2012

@justelliot4870

5 жыл бұрын

69 Sweetrolls

I can't believe we had Hoers Devors, an Appetizer, a main Course, but the chef did not get his 'Just Desserts'. How dare you skip the best part of the meal.

Would've been amazing if y'all found the Telekinesis spell. You can literally kill people with cabbages via that spell.

I mean Skyrim is a hot mess but I've never seen it this bad. Its glorious.

@sacripudding4586

5 жыл бұрын

His computer is too good. The engine needs a solid frame rate so its just breaking.

when you accidentally eat 6 cabbages when you're trying to give them to your archery instructor (who you have scammed into teaching you archery) #relatetable

@camdenewing7501

3 жыл бұрын

Man, before I saw this video I thought I was the only one. Thanks so much, Jello, for helping me find likeminded, awesome people!

@ShermTank7272

3 жыл бұрын

"relate table"

I love that he never used archery

@blakestratton1307

4 жыл бұрын

But at least hes trained to be better at archery

Legend says that, to this day, Faendal is still in the inn wearing the gack hat.

0:25 you look like a disney villain whos tired of getting passed for head chef because the main character sings.

@sarahperkins3816

4 жыл бұрын

"Faendal better shut his trap... Otherwise he will take a dirt nap!"

you sound like king candy ate the swedish chef

@manooxi327

5 жыл бұрын

YES thank you, king candy from Wreck it Wralf, that was bugging me all the time I heard him talk, like from where did I hear this voice?

@liitheia

5 жыл бұрын

I can’t even breathe!! 😂😂😂

@gokinezula1689

5 жыл бұрын

Idtjdux Wow

@izzywilliams2403

5 жыл бұрын

He sounds like doofenshmirtz

@Silembr

5 жыл бұрын

Sounds more like Doofenshmirtz to me 😂

Please make more videos like this. I died laughing and the accent makes it so much better. *OH, By tHE WAy, Can YOu TrAIn Me TO be BETter At ArCHEry?*

@lobsterjake

3 жыл бұрын

Fourt teen cabbages.

@SoulCore413

2 жыл бұрын

I’ll teach you, if you teach me.

Borrowing a horse The horse is fine with me And when I go to cook the horse The stew will look like pee

@natnerdz

3 жыл бұрын

Hey everybody it’s your friend the chef The last time I was here before I left I killed a lady And people were mad at me

@tai-imyr849

3 жыл бұрын

Someone worked hard on the cabbages. And now their farm is being ravag-ed by me.

@beastwarsFTW

Жыл бұрын

This horse is filled with sand

@boiyado6717

Жыл бұрын

Sometime when the Chef goes a’walking He hears a disembodied voice start talking He ignores it, he thinks of the soup Serve the emperor a meal is what he do

I’ve never laughed so consistently on a 20 minute video

@crispychips7161

5 жыл бұрын

Same. Hope you can find one soon

I, for one, am happy that Skyrim is still getting videos about it even after 7 years. It makes the wait for Elder Scrolls 6 less painful.

@1lobster

5 жыл бұрын

you mean skyrim 2?

@sanddry738

5 жыл бұрын

Starkami Theater I would be more cautious about ES VI considering all the recent bullshit with Bethesda and the fact they’re still using the same goddamn engine. But who knows, it could be a miracle

@Rick586

5 жыл бұрын

@@sanddry738 My thoughts exactly. Maybe we should start a GoFundMe to get Tod Howard a new engine.

@Vaguer_Weevil

5 жыл бұрын

After the trainwreck that is Fallout 76 I'm concerned about the future of their games.. I mean, even more concerned. At the same time though as long as they keep the world of Elder Scrolls as vast and interesting as Skyrim it might not be so bad for them to use the same engine.. They really should use a new engine though. One of the main problems with 76 was they tried to change the very things that made their games so incredibly popular. If they just stick to the formula that's worked for them all this time which made their games loved so much they'd be set for many years to come. Also if they don't try to rip off and lie to their bigger fans, that might work too.

@sanddry738

5 жыл бұрын

2009Bandman They can finance a new engine well enough without help. It’s just that they’re unwilling to.

So i have a very long story about how Faendal is actually a trained assassin. One of my very first playthroughs of skyrim I decided to actually side with Sven on that little side quest. A few hours of gameplay later and some weird shit starts to happen. I was attacked by 2 assassins mere moments apart. (Has never happened before or again since.) After i killed them i continued on the path and there was a random farmer. His dialogue was normal but he didn't have the cow he said he was leading to the giants. As i'm talking whit him, two of the cold dwelling frostbite spiders come out of nowhere and start attacking us. I manage to kill them, but now the farmer is hostile. He attacks me with a dagger so i'm able to kill him fairly quickly. However, for no particular reason, (other than to turn him into a pile of ash) i attempt a raise zombie on him. It failed. I figure its some kind of fluke and so i try Reanimate dead. It fails as well. At this point I'm very much freaking out because this all seems way to complex to just be simple RNG. So i start walking again though a bit more cautiously. I come to a fork in the road and on the left side are a bunch of Imperial soldiers. I was heading somewhere and that was the path i needed to go down. I take two steps on the right path and 3 wolves and a sabercat jump us. With the help of the soldiers we kill them with only one person dying. when i go to search him however, he wasn't killed by the animals. There was an arrow in his chest. this arrow would have hit me if the guard hadn't been standing where he was. The animals rushed us. ALL the guards pulled out their swords. SOMEONE WAS TRYING TO SHOT ME! At this point i just take a moment to think about the stuff that's happened. 2 assassins, 2 spiders, a crazy farmer, a pack of wild beast and mysterious steel arrows from nowhere. After running through a list of potential people who could have done it only one makes any sense. Faendal. Faendal has decent paying job at the mill, I'm certain that between it and selling pelts from hunting he could make enough to hire an assassin or two. the farmer could be the same story. No simple farmer should require a spell higher than Reanimate dead. Spiders and beasts can all be tamed with the Woodelf skill of calm animal. and Faendal only uses steel arrows by default. It had to be him. I imeadiatly dropped what i was doing, fast traveled to Riverwood, picked open his house and waited. the moment he came home I plunged my sword into his chest. I wasn't satisfied. I loaded my save and waited again. this time i managed to decapitate him. For the rest of the playthough, i had no assassins, no thugs, and standard animal attacks. To this day after i abuse the training, i kill Faendal. He's too dangerous.

@p_uzzled

5 жыл бұрын

@Count Nero BEST. STORY. EVER.

@rattmane

5 жыл бұрын

I want this to be a thing so so badly and I enjoy the hunt/being hunted but usually set an example by poisoning or just murdering whoever is hunting me

@countnero9475

5 жыл бұрын

All I'm saying is, the attacks and assassins stopped after he died.

@rattmane

5 жыл бұрын

@@mainmenu32 have you ever heard of laziness and suspicion cause ik if i want to do something that would put suspicion on me i would most likely get someone else to do it

@countnero9475

5 жыл бұрын

@@mainmenu32 fair enough. I'll call it click bait.

"Just a dumb side video" bro this is some quality content right here youve done an amazing job!

Ah, Faendal, my friend, what are you doing here. No no, you arent barging in on anything, just ignore the dead body... and all the cabbages

I love how all their jitter problems are because their frame rate is too high for skyrim to handle. Basically the PC is too good for Bethesda to handle. Like most things...

@lucianosgonzalez3561

5 жыл бұрын

SirDiesAlot 29 tru. I have spoons that can run Skyrim.

@tenacityxl

4 жыл бұрын

Luciano's Logic *I HAVE SPOONS THAT CAN RUN*

@bakefacep6148

4 жыл бұрын

@Madelynn Booth spoons

@Archimonde259

4 жыл бұрын

@@bakefacep6148 poo

@mute5351

4 жыл бұрын

@@Archimonde259 oo

the reason why the game kept glitching even without mods is because skyrim's physics is tied to the frame rate, if you go over 60fps things get weird

Imagine if you derailed the game and became the emperor's chef taking the identity of the gourmet.

Oh cooking a NON-poisoned meal? How very “bourgeois”

@toast1830

3 жыл бұрын

aheh is that N i see as ur profile

What Fendal does when hes not teaching archery: - Teaches himself archery

Sweet Mother, Sweet Mother, send your Chef unto me. For the appetite of the hungry must be sated with gak and cabbage.

How has seemingly NO ONE done an animatic of some of these scenes.

The funniest Skyrim playthrough I’ve seen ever without any mods... now that’s a good video.

This voice makes me thinks this is some sort of Magic Brians Bizarre Adventure, with the goal of being a better chef then Takko

@riaowhaiwhn3525

5 жыл бұрын

@Angela Chaney STIRRING IT UP WITH CABBAGE BRIAN

@beleques

4 жыл бұрын

Oh my god I kinda stopped listening to TAZ lately and now I want to get back to it so much

i like how the chef just wanted to learn about archery but never actually used a bow maybe it was in case he needed to do on-the-go cabbage kebabs

This was groundbreaking, game breaking, and most of all lore building. I never knew Faendal would be such a character.

Town guards chasing him Chef: Hold on *eats a buffet* Chef: ok you can keep attacking now

"The ride is getting BUOMPY, AND HE IS GETTING QuEAsY!"

The Cabbage Assasin His last act of vengeance was assasinating the emperor with a bowl of cabbage soup and performed some sort of unfinished cabbage ritual on his body Probably to create a minion of some kind but failed miserably That is the story of the Cabbage Assasin a real story from Skyrim *Gets a cabbage soup hat* Huh, must've been the wind

I feel like Faendal visits his love to have a nice cabbage dinner date when he leaves

The origin story of the cabbage seller from avatar XD

@aldnn350

5 жыл бұрын

MY CABBAGES!!

@cybirbandroid5762

5 жыл бұрын

I'm glad people still remember him, he was one of my favorite npcs.

@lindenlynx

5 жыл бұрын

My cabbages!!

@lindenlynx

5 жыл бұрын

@@cybirbandroid5762 Who could forget cabbage man? XD

Some say if your by the sea of ghosts late at night, you see cabbage...

@McKeelix

5 жыл бұрын

Mr.Skully Ever heard of the green flash? That’s all the cabbages in the ocean briefly jittering into and out of existence.

I revisit this after a few months and don’t fail to cry from laughter every time

I hope this just becomes a series. I’d love to see the Chef again in dragon age or fallout

"He's not using his skin for anything" Tfw you're craving some Filet O' Faendall

I can't wait for Cabbage the Assassin to get announced as the next Smash Ultimate newcomer.

Oh yeah, it's just one of those horses that are filled with SAND.

Ok ngl, I never realized that you get a plate (typically used for dining) as a reward to foreshadow one of the last missions in the quest line. And I'm 100% it wasn't intentional

Good luck, Master Chef

@FA-yi1vt

5 жыл бұрын

“Finish the food”-Master Chef

@c00key

5 жыл бұрын

@@FA-yi1vt do do do doooh do dooooooh

Easily the funniest Skyrim video I've seen in... hell, a year at least.

@epsilon6516

5 жыл бұрын

Obviously you've never seen Cops: Skyrim

I have watched this video so many times, and the master lock joke never ceases to send me into a laughing fit. Accidental comedic genius

0:25 Unassuming 1:00 Can you train me to be better at Archery? 1:43 Salt + Cabbage 2:25 Cabbage for Aventus 2:47 Oh. Potato. 3:18 A plate worth 32 gold 4:45 Bad friendship? 6:02 Jitter Mooses 6:54 Snow Camo 8:21 The gang’s all here! 9:07 Master lock 9:18 Victory Cabbage 9:34 You greedy...! 11:06 “Whoa!” 11:53 A friend’s return 12:20 Uh-oh... 12:40 In the cave, he met the beast! 14:27 Where have you been?! 14:43 Shadowmare’s secret. 16:07 (Cabbage noises) 16:15 The plot twist 17:11 A gift for the Emperor 17:58

@SwordJester

3 жыл бұрын

All the notable moments

So, I collect cabbages in Skyrim. I've been doing so since I first picked up the game. It feels wrong not to take them now. See a cabbage? Pick it up. A beautiful process. In my current Xbox 360 run, I have 2,050 cabbages. But still, it isn't enough.

@manchick7648

4 жыл бұрын

WE DEMAND A UPDATE

@dodg3thestorm

4 жыл бұрын

Indeed, how many cabbages do you hold now XD

@trackernivrig

4 жыл бұрын

bwink please! Tell us!

@nekoqueen5524

4 жыл бұрын

We need to know!

@AnimeSunglasses

4 жыл бұрын

NOT MY CABBAGE CORP!

Shopkeeper: "That would be $400" Customer: "Okay" Shopkeeper: "Would you like a protection plan on your ps4?" Customer: "No thanks" Shopkeeper: "Okay here you go" Customer: "Oh, thank y-" Shopkeeper: *EATS CONSLE*

@lucasramey6427

5 жыл бұрын

Wut

@kara-mari9909

5 жыл бұрын

I don't get it ._.

@emile8197

5 жыл бұрын

He's making another scenario similar to accidentally eating the cabbages when trying to give it to someone.

@jarraffe

5 жыл бұрын

This dude in Best buy just ate 4 phones and a laptop All I wanted was a repair ;-;

Can you imagine getting in a battle with a bandit and being like "hold up man", and you just lock eyes with him and eat FIFTY POTATOS. I died XD

This is still my favorite video to come back to every once in a while. It will always get me to laugh so hard I hyperventilate.

I have no idea what spawned this unholy abomination but i absolutely loved it and hope for more.

Chef Skyrim sucks, he forgot the lamb sauce

@gligurr

5 жыл бұрын

stop commenting

@ladydi8643

5 жыл бұрын

@@gligurr no you stop commenting you idiot

@WitheredFreddo

5 жыл бұрын

*It's flumping raw*

@myrateresa905

5 жыл бұрын

itz raw

@gligurr

5 жыл бұрын

baby Kirby no u

Whenever someone asks me why I love Skyrim I will point to this video. Perfection

"My Cabbages!" - Cabbage Farmer from Avatar, The Last Airbender.

The game couldn't handle the power of Cabbages, so it just decided to break entirely.

The words of disaster, "hey, can you train me to be better at archery?"

I love the idea that there is a superpowered murder Chef who isn’t good at assassinating, but everyone is too scared to tell him.

The 1 hundred folds in a chef hats stands for the hundred ways to cook an egg.

19 minutes and 34 seconds later, I was able to breathe again.

@williamcolt1073

5 жыл бұрын

damn dude, that's a long time munching carpet. I bet your girlfriend is satisfied.

@archsteel7

5 жыл бұрын

@@williamcolt1073 You would think so, but no, she just picked me up by the scruff of my shirt, told me to do better next time, and threw me across the room.

Me: FINE, KZread. I'LL WATCH IT. Me (19 and a half minutes later): My life is complete now

Imagine being so committed to a bit that you lose control and eat six cabbages when you intended to give them to someone.

This should be a new speed run category

@wsurviver8376

12 күн бұрын

What on earth would the goal even be

Your dedication to the bit is extremely impressive and makes this video 50x more hilarious

The game is running the way that it is because its running higher than 60fps. Bethesda games in the Creation Engine all have this issue, it really is a massive flaw.

@zelex1456

5 жыл бұрын

How do you possibly even get it to run over 60 fps??

@aswprime

5 жыл бұрын

@@zelex1456 its not too hard. The game will be 8 years old this year and it wasn't a high spec requirement title when it was released. Nowadays you could play it at 1080p on a Ryzen APU at medium to high and get above 60fps.

@aswprime

5 жыл бұрын

Of course if you were joking, please disregard that last comment.

@zelex1456

5 жыл бұрын

@@aswprime I can't afford to upgrade my PC😭😭

@aswprime

5 жыл бұрын

@@zelex1456 well its never been a better time. Look at used stuff, don't be scared of it.

I never stopped laughing for this entire thing. This was fantastic. My compliments to the Chef!~

I have never actually seen skyrim function that badly, I've had my fair share of glitches but never THAT bad in vanilla, yeesh. I also love how you learned archery but never actually used a bow, kinda like how one of my skyrim Archer knows light armor, but she never actually wears anything, she's one stealthy bastard that wears heavy armor. Archery can get Redonk levels of OP though if you do it right since one of the perks is actually Slowmo time and you can just Wreck everything from a distance. Also the thing with "lock eyes with a bandit and eat 50 potatoes". I um...I may have done that...except with Apple pies.

“Oh, I guess it’s one of those horses that are made of SAND”

13:15 - that moment when he’s so confused and annoyed that he reverts to his regular voice 🤣

18:22 Be careful with your cabbage sacraments, you might just summon the Avatar.

I dont know HOW he got his game to function this bad but thank you for keeping it in your save. Literally never had a single glitch in my game AND I have mods. I mean im also on ps4 so maybe that's it.