Well the chart says

@CaptainDoesMinecraf1

7 жыл бұрын

Victor Riquelme well the chart says

@CaptainDoesMinecraf1

7 жыл бұрын

Victor Riquelme but the chart says

@CaptainDoesMinecraf1

7 жыл бұрын

well the chart says

@CaptainDoesMinecraf1

7 жыл бұрын

well the chart says

@robbalison

7 жыл бұрын

*turns off tv*

"By having grown-up humor, you make it more childish. By modernizing the dialogue, you make it more dated. And by changing the source material, you show how much you DON'T respect what's already perfect." I love this.

7 жыл бұрын

Third part is a main reason the Mario bros. movie failed, I think.

@carlbloke8797

7 жыл бұрын

Vriska Serket so true

@carlbloke8797

7 жыл бұрын

Pokémaniac Guquiz pretty much

@willmanthorpe8437

7 жыл бұрын

But the chart says 📉

@torri776

7 жыл бұрын

That's a beautiful quote, that insults a BAD movie.

*"Good art doesn't come from focus groups and statistics. It comes from people who share how they see things in their own unique way."* -Doug Walker/Nostalgia Critic

@riccardoolago

Жыл бұрын

"Well, the chart says..." -Analyst 1

@marygonzalez2472

Жыл бұрын

@@riccardoolago I'm not asking the charts, I'm asking you.

@riccardoolago

Жыл бұрын

@@marygonzalez2472 "Well, the chart says..."

@marygonzalez2472

Жыл бұрын

@@riccardoolago YOU ARE EVERYTHING THAT'S WRONG WITH ENTERTAINMENT!

@riccardoolago

Жыл бұрын

@@marygonzalez2472 "But the chart, says..."

In my opinion this is the single greatest Nostalgia Critic episode Doug has made. You can tell he has such passion for his rage.

@Cryodrakon2

3 ай бұрын

Same

@sooyo280

16 сағат бұрын

would you let me know any other great nc reviews?? I’m new to his channel and I wanna know where the best of the best is…

"i wish i had a different mom" "sometimes i wish the same thing" that line was really poorly written

@brandonthompson8640

7 жыл бұрын

it makes it sound like the mother wants a different mom too.

@dreamlandbuds7710

7 жыл бұрын

Me too...like she was out of control and her brother was a control freak.

@godrickthegolden7893

7 жыл бұрын

47Cartoonguy well the chart says

@noided_x2963

7 жыл бұрын

47Cartoonguy so......the mom also wishes she that has a different mother?

@bugtussle5720

7 жыл бұрын

mr. Wldasoldmysoul4pussyasateen I think it meant she wants a different son. The Mom's Mom is never brought up as far as I know.

Hey fun fact: I heard Suess's wife was so disgusted with this movie that she prohibited Hollywood from making any live action movies off her husbands stories

@keithnicolas3097

6 жыл бұрын

Silent Artist oh yeah why do i see. The grinch coming up

@gabrieltallent8080

6 жыл бұрын

And somehow it was all downhill from there

@owynpeschke3797

6 жыл бұрын

Silent Artist god bless her soul

@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398

6 жыл бұрын

Silent Artist, Yep. :)

@Ysckemia

6 жыл бұрын

not all great artists' spouses put the work of their lost beloved one over easy money... Majel Rodenberry did let Kevin Sorbo make a crappy series out off her husband's notes ("Andromeda")

My dad never let me watch sponge bob as a kid bc he saw one episode, and it had an adult joke, yet he let me watch this movie over and over again, to a point where it’s now nostalgic to me...

@unwelldanny7108

3 жыл бұрын

He probably saw a post-movie episode...

@cerabond7650

2 жыл бұрын

I weep for you.

@Retrodove101

2 жыл бұрын

SpongeBob is mature and sophisticated compare to Mike Myer’s Cat in the Hat. I’m sorry you had a rough childhood.

@azazelgrigori9244

Жыл бұрын

I need to know. What episode?

@Mister_Oddity

Жыл бұрын

Was your dad insane

"When did Marge Simpson mutate with Alfred E. Newman?" On a similar but unrelated topic, both Things are voiced by Dan Castellaneta, the voice of Homer Simpson.

@whenthemusicsover6028

3 жыл бұрын

And Robot Devil from Futurama.

@chrismulwee4911

2 жыл бұрын

And they're played on screen by TWO sets of little girls! Wonder why?, Unless, two are actresses and the other two are stunt performers.

@coca-colatrackhousewarrior9925

2 жыл бұрын

@@whenthemusicsover6028 Grandpa Phil

@nathanblevins158

2 жыл бұрын

What!!!!!!! Nooo!!!!

@score-crazyca

2 жыл бұрын

You’re kidding right? 😱

"You're FIIIIRRREDA!" A grown man. A grown man wrote that line, knowing it would be seen by the public.

@Vamp-hw8yd

7 жыл бұрын

Well he couldn't say your fired, other wise people will think they ripped of Trump. lol

@robotrannicthesurprisingly9085

7 жыл бұрын

so painfully true

@speedymango3382

7 жыл бұрын

But the chart says. When people shout people pay more attention

@nigelprimetimeflash9662

7 жыл бұрын

Zera319 the chart says that the chart is wrong

@poohandtiggervideosinc6163

7 жыл бұрын

Zippy trump

"You're everything that's wrong with entertainment" "But the *chart* says."

@iamgay128

6 жыл бұрын

* Turns off chart * aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHH!!!!!1!!

@howdypardner6278

6 жыл бұрын

Where did the chart go?!?

@stefangingrich2373

5 жыл бұрын

Welcome to how most modern movies are made.😠

@themarylandgoatman4475

5 жыл бұрын

Well the chart says

@gamesincharacter5106

5 жыл бұрын

faolan1686 it says u and the movie are completely full of crap!

How Mike Myers acted like in the movie? 95% Austin Powers 5% the cat in the hat

@nsasupporter7557

Жыл бұрын

Austin Powers were retarded movies. The first one was the only tolerable one

@Rainok

Ай бұрын

Maybe add 0.5% Shrek because of all the pop culture references

What's scary about this movie aside from the imagery is the fact that _Universal Studios_ still has some merchandise of this.

@justyumi4410

2 жыл бұрын

Really? I went to Universal months ago and only saw regular Cat merch, I almost asked about the 2003 film, but they probably would've banned us.

@adamloga3788

2 жыл бұрын

I mean, I find it scarier that any merchandise of this disgrace to dumpster fires sold ANY merch...

@mariobabbo3497

2 жыл бұрын

Even many viewers were strongly offended how many adult jokes were in this movie.

@The-Great-Bukini

Жыл бұрын

Last year at my local comic book store i saw an old toy from the movie on display. It was a remote controlled S.L.O.W. And it had the cat in it. Which looked more like the one from the books.

@apollorock3r244

Жыл бұрын

It’s even weirder given that Warner Bros. is now in charge of movies based on Dr. Seuss.

What did Mr Krabs say in that one Spongebob episode? Mr Krabs: The children? I don’t care about the children, I just care about their parent’s money. Ah, the fact that their feeble minds are easily manipulated by cheap playgrounds and talentless clowns is no skin off my nose. That’s the producers of this movie.

@merchantziro4285

4 жыл бұрын

Holy crap that's 100% accurate.

@AnthonymarioOrozco

4 жыл бұрын

Merchant Ziro ikr

@jalencampbell8807

4 жыл бұрын

Merchant Ziro It’s almost as if Mr Krabs helped produce this crap.

@grantcole1898

4 жыл бұрын

Survival of the fittest, SpongeBob. Survival of the fittest.

@merchantziro4285

4 жыл бұрын

@@grantcole1898 It was his hat Mr Krabs. He was number one

This movie was so bad that Seuss' wife forbid Universal to do any other live action movie from his books. can't blame her...

@tjlnintendo

7 жыл бұрын

wait really?

@BenJPics9925

7 жыл бұрын

+tjlnintendo True story.

@deadchannel4792

7 жыл бұрын

The truest of souless never listen. And Universal is one of them.

@tarrker

7 жыл бұрын

Yep! Then they just went to CGI and Seuss kept spinning >_

@GuyWithThePie

7 жыл бұрын

tarrker Apparently she likes the CGI adaptations from what I've heard.

I'm not sure who plays Evilina but she is beautiful. Also she does a good job with the expressions and reactions in these skits.

@WalkerRileyMC

Жыл бұрын

Rachel Tietz

Poor Sues, he may be a children’s writer, but he is still one of the best writers of all times. May he Rest In Peace… And we can all agree with Critic.

@GageCeldonGeneSanchez-lq8ps

10 ай бұрын

Fun fact dr seuss hated kids. Not a joke.

@rayzain7686

10 ай бұрын

@@GageCeldonGeneSanchez-lq8ps I don’t know why but I found that kinda funny, even though I shouldn’t. Even getting a theme park section for kids in Universal studios is kinda comical.

@GageCeldonGeneSanchez-lq8ps

10 ай бұрын

@@rayzain7686 i know but is it bad that i think that this is better than the lorax. At least this follows the basics of the orginal. The lorax 2012 can go die in a hole.

@rayzain7686

10 ай бұрын

@@GageCeldonGeneSanchez-lq8ps Yeah same, I kinda like the cat in the hat more due to nostalgia.

@GageCeldonGeneSanchez-lq8ps

10 ай бұрын

@@rayzain7686 and the lorax movie betrays the book and kills its dog and burys it in detroit.

" If your house is messy you're fired." Hmmmm a wrongful termination lawsuit sounds like a lot of fun.

@willmanthorpe8437

4 жыл бұрын

Bold of you to assume there is law in the world of The Cat in the Hat.

@ryanlesner4716

4 жыл бұрын

@@willmanthorpe8437 Why else does the cat clean everything up at the end? He is concealing his crimes. He is whipping down the crime scene.

@willmanthorpe8437

4 жыл бұрын

@@ryanlesner4716 he cleans up the house because he knows that if he doesn't, a couple of guys in cheap clip on ties will be at his door with nail-laiden baseball bats. He fears how cheap hitmen can be to hire.

@ryanlesner4716

4 жыл бұрын

@@willmanthorpe8437 The guys from pulp fiction then...

@Em_Elizabeth

4 жыл бұрын

My mom only let us watch this movie in the Spanish dub (to make the viewing experience "educational") and after the movie ended she said, "The only thing you learned from this was how to say 'you're fired' (despedido) in Spanish!"

Seuss books knew how to talk to us like children but treat us like humans who could understand, learn, think, and feel. That's why we loved them so much. They didn't talk down to us.

@burningeclipse2700

5 жыл бұрын

Seuss's books should not be adapted to the big screen at ALL

@benjackson7872

5 жыл бұрын

Most of these books shouldn’t be adapted to the big screen like “A Wrinkle in Time”.

@thegameknight8916

5 жыл бұрын

Well... It's complicated.

@sarahwoods2017

5 жыл бұрын

You put this perfectly

@carealoo744

4 жыл бұрын

500th like!

My Favorite Moments Shortcuts: 4:12 YOU'RE FIRED!!! 4:21 Not Caring Meter 4:49 Coraline 5:19 Stephen Hawking 5:41 I wish I have a different mom 7:26 The introduction of your worst nightmare 7:53 Ran out of Rhyme 16:12 Uh Oh! 16:24 The Count counted Eight Times Dr. Seuss Rolled in his grave 16:40 Worst Switch-Up Ever! 19:29 Does anyone knows what that stands for? 19:39 The Count Returns 20:05 Shoehorned Advertising 20:47 New Dr. Seuss Logo 22:09 Painful and stupid

@haileyelliott3676

2 жыл бұрын

Super hydrolic instantaneous transporter: S.H.I.T

@jordanwelch6972

Жыл бұрын

@@haileyelliott3676 NINE! That's NINE TIMES Dr. Seuss rolled in his grave! HA! HA! HA!

@MaxBunny7902

Жыл бұрын

"Dirty hoe!" "Eight times Dr. Seuss rolled in his grave!" "Super Hydraulic Instantaneous Transporter." "Nine times!" You're telling me Dr. Seuss didn't roll in his grave during the piñata scene?

As a kid, I was scared of Mike Myers on The Cat in the Hat DVD case and never got to watch it. Thank the Lord I didn't watch it. My childhood was saved.

@willbiesen8031

2 жыл бұрын

Aw man, lucky.

@ollye4513

2 жыл бұрын

I found it funny some strange reason

@amazingfilmuniverse105

2 жыл бұрын

I found in my attic once, in a dvd box.

@jag92949

2 жыл бұрын

You should have matched the Mike Myers in “Halloween” instead.

@101Volts

2 жыл бұрын

Did you hide it behind the shelf, too?

Animated Dr Seuss: Lovely, funny and actually faithful to source Live action: Poop, butts, CG people. Also banned after the very next movie

@ChristianFrates1997

4 жыл бұрын

The live action Grinch isn’t that bad.

@charliesketchman4337

4 жыл бұрын

irkenus The animated and live action are equally bad

@fredarok579

4 жыл бұрын

Charlie Sketchman The ORIGINAL animated ones, the 2D ones are good. The 3D ones...not so much.

@ScoutTrooperTK

4 жыл бұрын

Wonder how Critic would react to Green Eggs and Ham on Netflix

@fredarok579

4 жыл бұрын

That'd be interesting.

"Why does he look like a cat?" ".....Because he's a cat...."

@jasminschmalzl

3 жыл бұрын

That's me while babysitting. Sometimes I hate kiddos so much

@sullysquid674

3 жыл бұрын

his face was just like --- nostalgia.critic.exe has stop functioning -------

@jestershat66

3 жыл бұрын

No The original cat looks like an alien

@YuukiTakemoto1996

3 жыл бұрын

@@jestershat66 But he still resembles a cat, doesn't he?

Critic's final monologue hit me right in the feels. Sitting here like, "Preach it brother!"

I may be an outlier here... but I actually like this movie more as an adult. I know it is by no means a good Dr. Seuss movie, but the almost meanspiritedness of it gets me chuckling. This feels like an adult swim version of the story and it actually a quite a fun ride now as an adult in a way it wasn't as a kid.

@matityaloran9157

8 ай бұрын

It would have worked better as a parody of the Cat in the Hat than a direct adaptation

@user-eo5sn9yt1u

8 ай бұрын

It does feel like a robot chicken sketch.

@tyrukid

7 ай бұрын

Thats Funny 4:13

@tyrukid

7 ай бұрын

I watch it when i was 10 years old the most or 8 actually

@awesomeplushproductions

6 ай бұрын

@@matityaloran9157that’s how I feel about it. If you look at it not thinking about Dr Seuss it’s unironically hilarious, but if you look at it as an actual Seuss film it’s freaking awful

I just read today that after this version of “The Cat in the Hat” premiered, Dr. Seuss’ widow actually imposed a BAN on further live action films based on his work. Good call, ma’am

@georgehutter339

5 жыл бұрын

I agree that was the best idea in the history of ever because they made this a drug trip and a half

@PunchCounterpunch_Lizzy

5 жыл бұрын

Tho the recent animated ones aren’t that great either

@MythicSuns

5 жыл бұрын

@@PunchCounterpunch_Lizzy the power of legal loopholes!

@BenJPics9925

5 жыл бұрын

Well unfortunately, she died a month or so after 2018's The Grinch came out so it looks like Hollywood can probably do what they want with Suess's Books again.

@boisegameshowguy

5 жыл бұрын

Ben Johnson If they screw up Oh the places you’ll go, I will avoid it like I avoid gas station sushi 🍣

Universal did this Hoping they'd make a billion. But if Seuss were alive Then this movie would kill him.

@Nicolas-pf8vp

5 жыл бұрын

*clap clap clap*

@thesaxophonist343

5 жыл бұрын

Oh this killed him again

@La-Machina

5 жыл бұрын

Qgain

@boisegameshowguy

5 жыл бұрын

20:05 If they included that toilet, using my pants would suddenly not be embarrassing at all.

@clarkmorgan4199

5 жыл бұрын

And DreamWorks did this because of they made Shrek!

That existential crisis you have after the "hit in the nuts" scene was gold

You gotta give credit to Doug Walker and to the other cast as well for watching these so we don't have too. Because to be honest, this movie is the pain that's literally a lain on which they didnt fall asleep too unlike everyone else would've.

@darthmummy7889

2 жыл бұрын

Why do you idiots hate on this film like u love the original dr sues books the cat in the hat is a classic and funny as i swear by this film it’s brilliant

@thatoneguy5343

2 жыл бұрын

@@darthmummy7889 What. The. F***???

@awesomeplushproductions

8 ай бұрын

I feel like this film could literally kill somebody if watched it

Wrong the Cat in the Hat is one of the greatest horror movies ever.

@BarnabyCrumplebum

4 жыл бұрын

Greatest Horror, not kids

@Humanresouces

4 жыл бұрын

It's a great horror movie and a terrible kids movie

@BarnabyCrumplebum

4 жыл бұрын

harkamal singh ye would agree

@Humanresouces

4 жыл бұрын

@@BarnabyCrumplebum who's that

@BarnabyCrumplebum

4 жыл бұрын

harkamal singh you

When this video has more character development than the actual movie

@hailanluu2169

5 жыл бұрын

and better jokes

@obiwanhighgroundkenobi

5 жыл бұрын

666 likes huh? Would be a shame if someone, LIKED IT

@parker-boy98

5 жыл бұрын

True

@samkresil6011

5 жыл бұрын

Well, except for the muppet Count Dracula that pops up stating how many times Dr. Seus rolled in his grave every time a dirty joke is brought up in the film.

@gersonbercian3654

5 жыл бұрын

Stonks

I think I finally realized what makes Twitter users so batshit insane... They grew up with movies like these. *Simple as that.*

@smiththeinspiringanimator7042

Жыл бұрын

Okay,I never been on Twitter before...

@smiththeinspiringanimator7042

Жыл бұрын

So I'm not really sure.

@AshParth560

11 ай бұрын

@@smiththeinspiringanimator7042 If ya wanna know, I wouldn't worry since it's gotten more dumb these days, plus being called X nowadays. Even why I've deleted my account a couple of weeks ago so yeah, ya not missing out much but psychos and crybabies in every corner.

@onision_archive

11 ай бұрын

finally someone who gets it

@TMF979Resurge

4 ай бұрын

So the next time you need an media influence to blame. Just give The reins of Dr. Seuss to the most talentless half of Hollywood. And watch them render your children insane.

“Good art doesn’t come from focus groups and statistics, It comes from people who share how they see things in their own unique way.” - Nostalgia critic 2013

16:43 For those unaware, due to copyright issues, they had to remove what makes this scene even more crazy than what can now be shown. When Cat gets hit in the nether region, he hallucinates himself swinging on a swing in a dress to the tune of Easy by Commodores while a unicorn whinnies in the background.

@omegacolossus

3 жыл бұрын

Now it’s just seems like poorly edited screaming.

@ignorant1126

3 жыл бұрын

Ohh I was wondering why they didn't show the actual clip

@KC-zi7pw

3 жыл бұрын

Don’t worry we all remembered what happened. Never forget.

@WanderingRonin509

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah I was wondering why it didn't show I remember watching this on a reaction channel and seeing this joke then I watched here and it was cut out and I was like.....what? Wait did my phone glitch went back and went yeah nope it was edited out

@jabarithegoldenlucario8841

3 жыл бұрын

Oh I know that scene. I saw it on the DVD I have for this movie.

Suess' widow actually declared that there are to be no more live-action movies based on the works of Dr. Seuss, she hated Cat in the Hat so much.

@Michelle-wd1sy

7 жыл бұрын

Obsessor23 She has no taste

@emperorfaiz

7 жыл бұрын

She has *good* taste

@Michelle-wd1sy

7 жыл бұрын

EmperorFaiz "good"

@eliascarrillo9404

7 жыл бұрын

Thank God

@landoncampbell7821

7 жыл бұрын

Obsessor23 Thank God. I could not STAND another live-action Dr. Seuss movie.

That last bit is relevant considering that Seuss is getting cancelled.

@towelkit4651

3 жыл бұрын

Jokes on the SJWS --- -Dr Suess sales are skyrocketting xD

@criminallyautistic8372

2 жыл бұрын

How do you cancel someone who is dead? He's long gone. Witch hunt over.

@staC-wh6ik

2 жыл бұрын

@@towelkit4651 What SJWs? LMAO it was Dr Seuss' book company who decided to pull off sales some rather unknown Dr. Seuss' book with "racially insenstive" depictions. Get over with this "cancel culture" scare.

@LooneyCartoonMan

2 жыл бұрын

How stupid and privileged are you? Dr. Seuss is not cancelled because his company called Dr. Seuss Enterprises have removed 6 obsure works of his which you might never heard of for having racial stereotypes which are And to Think That I Saw It at Mulberry Street, McElligot's Pool, If I Ran the Zoo, On Beyond Zebra, Scrambled Eggs Super and The Cat's Quizzer. What news I talked about is the same thing with Fox News brainwashed people of believing The Muppet franchise is getting "cancelled" because some episodes of The Muppet Show have a political correctness disclaimer on Disney+, Mr. Potato Head getting "cancelled" because the franchise has been renamed into Potato Head while going gender-neutral while still having Mr. & Mrs. Potato Head with redesigns, Pepe Le Pew getting "cancelled" because he got removed from Space Jam: A New Legacy after Charles M. Blow (columnist of The New York Times) tweeted three reasons of why he said Pepe Le Pew "normalized" rape culture in a column he created called Six Seuss Books Bore a Bias (which he also said Speedy Gonzales is a Hispanic stereotype and Mammy Two-Shoes from Tom and Jerry is an African-American stereotype) despite he is not a rapist himself and finally Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs getting "cancelled" after two people said the problem of Snow White's Enchanted Wish is Prince Charming kissing Snow White without consent which that was stupid for them by saying that.

@LooneyCartoonMan

2 жыл бұрын

@@staC-wh6ik Don't worry, he is privileged and why he Joe Biden as Hitler in his profile picture.

I've watched this review multiple times, and I love Doug's reasoning every single time. It's incredibly deep and nuanced, and can pretty much apply to any bad movie now and in the future.

I once heard someone say that "even if they dug up Dr. Seuss's body, strung it up in a tree and beat it like a piñata, they still wouldn't have been as disrespectful to his memory as this film". I agree.

@troywright359

5 жыл бұрын

I once heard that hyperbole is only cute in fiction, but in reality it is usually 10x worse. I agree.

@Keanuthelegend

4 жыл бұрын

Troy Wright I once heard that “trying to make yourself sound smart by using semi-complex sentence structure and vernacular while also spinning a persons joke on themselves only makes you look like a dick for no reason, especially if said person didn’t do or say anything wrong and you’re just trying to find a reason to assert authority in a situation that doesn’t require you to assert authority.” I agree.

@HappyLarry.

4 жыл бұрын

Except it shows all of the themes of the book. The book isn't big enough to make into a full length feature film, so they use the IDEAS shown in the book and translate it into the film.

@troywright359

4 жыл бұрын

@@Keanuthelegend hyperbole/jokes are funny only in fiction.

@bbolin5626

4 жыл бұрын

HappyLarry polar express was also a small book but the new scenes integrated better in the movie than this.

"Better than the last name we had: Super Hydrolic Instantaneous Transporter" "Oh! You mean this movie!"

@danofsteel785

4 жыл бұрын

9! That's 9 times Dr. Seuss rolls in his grave! AH AH AH AH!

@Bidooffan76

4 жыл бұрын

Ha ha what a funny and original joke

@konnorfoxworth9632

3 жыл бұрын

Sugar Honey Iced Tea from Madagascar was better tho.

@SilverSting420

3 жыл бұрын

@@konnorfoxworth9632 I've heard that phrase so many times but I'm only just figuring out what it means. Man, I'm stupid.

@claireglover1391

3 жыл бұрын

DR. Sueis under his grave: My wife and I disowned this movie and all of the rest of the other adaptations. JUST STICK TO THE BOOKS!

Some of my favorite NC episodes are the ones where he takes time at the end to explain why the subject is a good example of how NOT to do a thing in fiction. It’s like a creative writing class that I snuck into and didn’t pay for.

If I become a director, I would make a Dr Seuss movie that was respectful to the source material.

@kiinxcx3670

7 ай бұрын

Cheers mate

Even The Simpsons made fun of this movie. Homer played The "Fat" in the hat and when he died he said "I'm scared of nothing not even hellfires just don't let me played by Mike Myers"

@alienonlsd3209

5 жыл бұрын

Heck that toh segment was actually far funnier than the entirety of this movie

@randomcringeyyoutuber6750

5 жыл бұрын

Ikr

One thing to note....Mike Myers was FORCED to play in this movie....So yeah, we had a missed opportunity for an "under contract" joke here from the Critic of old

@albertschoise8091

5 жыл бұрын

He did those?

@JustinCoasters

5 жыл бұрын

Cause the Dieter movie he wrote wasn’t good

@samkresil6011

5 жыл бұрын

It made me think even Seth McFarlane would`ve been a possible candidate for the Cat in the Hat because HE`S known for humor like that but the execs went with Mike Myers just because.

@benjackson7872

5 жыл бұрын

I’m also surprised Doug didn’t make a joke about the Piñata in the background with the cat’s likeness. It reminds me of the scene from Spawn where the Violator has his own car freshener. How that’s possible is never explained.

@samkresil6011

5 жыл бұрын

@@shadowspider9t was even so that they decided to have The Cat laugh over and over throughout the film mostly because Shrek laughs at his own jokes, as for this film, the took it too literally. "Hey, you know when Mike Myers voiced Shrek? Every bit of humor and in-jokes made that film a huge success so lets see what he could do with THIS film! But don`t forget to add in pop culture references because no one else does it better than Mike Myers!"

10:57: “Pedo smile” and “happy-I-shit-my-pants” 😆

Judging by the thumbnail this movie is a brutal level

The Horrible Cat Movie Trilogy: 1. The Cat in The Hat (2003) 2. Catwoman (2004) 3. Cats (2019)

@g-man1745

3 жыл бұрын

Mother of God. It all makes sense now.

@DairyBastardGOW1

3 жыл бұрын

So thats what happened with that scene in the middle. He got hit in the jellicle balls

@AnimeLover-lr3qx

3 жыл бұрын

I know this is old, but in my opinion Cats wasn't so bad!

@robogod5433

3 жыл бұрын

@@AnimeLover-lr3qx I think that it was the character design that threw people off. It’s kinda creepy. Not saying I did like the one however, just a hunch

@LiquidArmProduction

2 жыл бұрын

Does the trilogy get better as it goes along? I still haven’t seen Cats (2019)

I just started watching Nostalgia Critic. I don't know what the hell is going on, but I like it

@ChannelAwesome

7 жыл бұрын

+Jeremy Leer Welcome!

@dionaeamuscipula6649

7 жыл бұрын

:)

@briansetters1304

7 жыл бұрын

Jeremy Leer Trust me, it'll get weird, the things he reviews will make you cringe, but you'll get a laugh outta it.

@woddles6710

7 жыл бұрын

Jeremy Leer He's like the movie version of JonTron

@atomicgamer1069

7 жыл бұрын

dude i feel you i just started watching today.

"In the gricnh, everyone looked like a demon possessed hungry hungry hippo!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 my favourite Doug Walker line ever! And that's saying alot!

Each time I watch one of these reviews now, I think of how interesting it would be to see Doug make an editorial on Green Eggs and Ham. The title could be 'Where Green Eggs and Ham Went Right' or something along those lines.

"but the chart says" I think this is how DC movies are made

@Weda_Bretajune

8 жыл бұрын

well the chart says...

@OverLorD768

8 жыл бұрын

"People don't know what's best for them and if you will give them the same crap they'll just keep asking for the same crap". And that's how Marvel movies are made.

@Flamestar320

8 жыл бұрын

Nope, the chart is used for Michael Bay movies.

@mr.meeseeks8567

8 жыл бұрын

Lmao! simple minds like you make me feel better.

@mattmason7321

8 жыл бұрын

Honestly, the DC movies are so far from what the cooperate studio would actually creatively do with them it's not even funny. That's why they do the butcher edits at the last minute to try and force turn something well made into one of their cookie cut cash ins. Compare Watchmen and BvS theatrical cuts to their director's cuts, they aren't even the same movies.

Came here from the Cats trailer. Looks like Mike Myers isn't the worst cat after all.

@bozowholikesjojo4951

4 жыл бұрын

Mike Myers and the cats from Cats are related

@kookycoconut

4 жыл бұрын

Oh shit u right

@charliesketchman4337

4 жыл бұрын

Bella 13 Damn right

@martinhodges572

4 жыл бұрын

Patches O'Houlihan Oh who are we kidding, he still is.

@thebiggojira2791

4 жыл бұрын

Mmmm

I love this episode! I hope the actress playing Evilina is doing well.

22:37 Peter Jackson fortunately understood this when making LotR

that speech by critic is actually great

@chayce3205

7 жыл бұрын

ToolCoolKid when doug.. I mean critic goes into his little rant and or speeches they're all really good. I can't think of a single bad one.

@kishinpower3317

7 жыл бұрын

ToolCoolKid to bad he was wrong about this movie fading from our memories

@christiancrusader9374

7 жыл бұрын

kishin Power but it didn't leave an impact like the book

@ilopominecrafter

7 жыл бұрын

Caleb Brazeau it left an impact both ways: the movie how NOT to make a dr suess movie, and the book was already explained

@christiancrusader9374

7 жыл бұрын

ilopominecrafter i meant it didn't leave nearly as big as an impression as the book

Man Jim Carey as the grinch was amazing. He owned that movie

@shawnfields2757

5 жыл бұрын

Marina Syndulla Yeah he did. Because Jim Carrey is such a force of personality, and his voice for the Grinch was great too, even if it came across as a semi-Sean Connery type voice, he still made it his own. Although, the designs for the Who's, didn't look right at all, they looked kinda weird. But the dog and the little girl were cute. And, the message was STILL the same as in the original book and the classic animated movie. And, let's NOT forget that they ACTUALLY gave us a reason as to WHY The Grinch hated Christmas! They knew they didn't have to, but did anyways, and did it in a way that made sense. Plus, he's Jim Carrey, he could make almost anything work, dude/ma'am.

@darkangel9104

5 жыл бұрын

Same is my childhood movie

@iggelpiggelshow6856

5 жыл бұрын

Hi am from 2019 and am hare to tell you that Jim Carey is back in the new sonic the hedgehog movie playing as egg man

@itstimeforplaytimewithmakl9685

5 жыл бұрын

Ya he rocked that movie it was *soooo good!*

@mittens5789

5 жыл бұрын

@@shawnfields2757 dr eggman Jim carrey

This is one of the best if not THE BEST Nostalgia Critic review so far. He doesn't just review the movie, he exposes the problems with every bad adaptation of a kids book and gives us a deep meaning of what they trurly are meant to be

6:38 And that movie has a beautiful soundtrack! Edit: Trust me if you seen the movie you would know what I'm talking about and trust me when they played the ending credits music I actually cry every time.

Did... did they really have to cut out the "getting hit in the balls so hard he ended up on a swing with a dress" because of copyright infringement??

@dubbingcollapse9966

4 жыл бұрын

Right?! I rewatched it today and directly recognized this is missing. I thought my phone would play it wrong.

@LeopoldLitchenstein

4 жыл бұрын

Probably because of the song they played during that scene in the movie.

@rilluma

4 жыл бұрын

hey you can see the cut. i remember that part

@nonamej1591

4 жыл бұрын

I thought it was cause of the song that played on that scene

@thomascunningham7807

4 жыл бұрын

Toonfield Animations yeah I saw that 2

"D I R T Y H O E ! " -Mike Myers

@ChristianFrates1997

4 жыл бұрын

I’m sorry, baby, I love you!

@arbuckle6103

4 жыл бұрын

“Eight! That’s eight times Dr. Seuss rolled in his grave! Ah-ah-ah!”

@noahblair3020

4 жыл бұрын

Time to die!

@TheDocOfFlop

4 жыл бұрын

😑

@jastrongames790

4 жыл бұрын

*was using a hoe to make ground for my melons* HEY, YOU WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE!

16:43 *Rest in peace: Context* Thanks, copyright.

20:36 Oh My God! it’s Paris Hilton!

R.I.P. Kelly Preston (1962-2020)

@watchforever1724

3 жыл бұрын

Damn I had no idea she passed away

@rikkilouisebugglez1

3 жыл бұрын

whos kelly preston

@Einar730

3 жыл бұрын

@@rikkilouisebugglez1 The actress who play the mom in this movie, and i think she was married to travolta

@rikkilouisebugglez1

3 жыл бұрын

@@Einar730 oh. Thx

@Dino23968

3 жыл бұрын

Her performance in this movie was literally one of the only few good points of the movie itself

My mom never let me watch this movie as a kid... Now I understand...

@camwintlenewell6448

4 жыл бұрын

That’s a good parent

@allystitcheskurta

3 жыл бұрын

Same. I was also scared of him as a kid. He was just so freaky looking.

@Marvelfanatic3658

3 жыл бұрын

@@nathanharris6450 is that luke Skywalker's wife?

@IllustrationMCJng

3 жыл бұрын

I think i actually had nightmares of this movie when i was a kid. **Shudders**

@jaycraw6978

3 жыл бұрын

@@nathanharris6450 ayyyyyy!!!!!!

Omg! I loved the “We’ve got to have money!” Tony Jay clip and then the Cha-Ching clip! Great touch!

That hand sanitizer factory is everyone’s candy store now.

@vicentehizon6202

4 жыл бұрын

Amen

@thescreenslaver8520

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah pretty much.

@samuelbugster1802

4 жыл бұрын

Damn Right

@slipknotsink

3 жыл бұрын

Mhm

@cheneethompson5756

3 жыл бұрын

I was gonna say the same thing!

They removed the part of the movie where the cat is in a dress on a swing with a unicorn from the review. Probably copyright issues but after watching this review so many times it was super confusing for a second. 😅

@jeremyriley1238

5 жыл бұрын

Could be, since I saw a clip with the "happy place" and it seems the song used was copyrighted.

@thegameknight8916

5 жыл бұрын

They could have left it in, though, as this IS a critique.

@nicole.-.3

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah I was so confused I come back to this review sometimes because I really like it and it was super weird when the scene didn't happened xD

@MasonSoloMcFly

5 жыл бұрын

No wonder why I noticed it was gone. It all makes sense now

@mr.mondomacho6815

5 жыл бұрын

Thanks KZread, removing funny parts and stuff in videos from many channels due to copyright laws. The way KZread addresses this is so stupid, it’s downright nauseating. This is why people prefer Hulu, Netflix and even Amazon Video over KZread as a streaming service.

NC's jokes can be hit and miss, but the "But the chart says" gag is iconic.

And the original animated version had the characters speaking German and writing random letters and numbers on random things in the house.

I'll agree, Jim Carrey was actually DECENT as the Grinch, he did a good job

@nsasupporter7557

Жыл бұрын

“Decent?” No, he was great as he always is

@charliecomer6001

Жыл бұрын

​@@nsasupporter7557 at least he was consistent with what Seuss offered, to an extent

@CantRead1

Жыл бұрын

He literally carried the Grinch.

@masedaace5473

11 ай бұрын

He did what he could given the circumstances. That's just the magic of Jim Carrey. I hope he has a good retirement.

@nathanblevins9870

11 ай бұрын

He had a thing that this film did not had. It called effort

Audrey Gisel the wife of Dr. Seuss himself said that she hated this movie so much. That there would be no more live action adaptations of the properties of Dr. Seuss. Thank the lord.

@AnonymousFrogNG

5 жыл бұрын

But the corporations had enough, they don't want this "ban" in place, so had her killed.

@cowmoo5596

5 жыл бұрын

@@AnonymousFrogNG Now this is a conspiracy I can get behind

@samkresil6011

5 жыл бұрын

@@AnonymousFrogNGs it was mostly the producer`s fault.

@i.d.p.dhandsomejack3914

5 жыл бұрын

Twilyx360 I'm imagining that Eveline as gaige from Borderlands and nostalgia critic as Leon from the remake of Resident evil 2

@drixyjude9874

5 жыл бұрын

Twilyx360 and mike Myers hated it too

I like the message that children's books are timeless

@benjaminrosloff4518

9 ай бұрын

I agree with you, reading the books by Dr. Seuss is better than seeing the films based on the books.

For as bad as the Grinch is, I will give it credit that it least it tried to have coherent story to compensate for all its inadaquencies, even if it's not told well it's there. Plus, the adult jokes in there compared to the Cat in the Hat were toned down at least and were kept to a minimum, and were used sparingly throughout the film. On top of that, it did at least tried to be faithful to the book andthe cartoon in some places like they were trying to adhere to the spirit of the book like the part where he goes to Whoville and steal Christmas and where he learns a lesson about Christmas not coming from a store, even if it's not done or told well it was there.

Who else thinks sequel month should make a return?

@GentPix

8 жыл бұрын

Yeah, it should!

@coltonm3888

8 жыл бұрын

Hell yeah, that'd be awesome.

@ianofwater5188

8 жыл бұрын

yeeees. Or a reboot/remade-month

@epicmiatello

8 жыл бұрын

Yes

@MichaelAnthonyPresents

8 жыл бұрын

Yes and Inspector Gadget 2 should be one of the reviews cause that movie is one of the worst pieces of shit I've ever seen

So wait, does that mean that Cat broke the 4th wall before Deadpool did.

@tisynk

7 жыл бұрын

CamtheBCVlogger _ a lot of characters did

@karilari8057

7 жыл бұрын

+CamtheBCVlogger _ well, at least Deadpool did the first 4th wall break inside of a 4th wall break...I think

@camthebcvlogger_9204

7 жыл бұрын

Kari Lari that is true

@camthebcvlogger_9204

7 жыл бұрын

Protonimus Prime yes it does

@georgecoomber5071

7 жыл бұрын

fancy mcwiggles bob joe but she-hulk did it first

I like it how Zubub A.K.A Devil calls critic just to say “What?!” When Critic said Mike Myers was not as funny as everyone used to think he was. 😂

@cheneethompson5756

Жыл бұрын

I find mike myers to be hilarious! I love him as shrek and austin powers!

Poor Dr. Seuss, this cat fell flat. His widow wanted it family-friendly, but Universal denied that.

@nathanielpatterson-rc9dq

Жыл бұрын

Then Audrey Geisel, who didn't like what the film had in store, decided there shouldn't be live-action adaptations anymore.

@Tor-Erik

Жыл бұрын

Cat in the Hat, weak and flat. This excuse of a movie is such a brat.

Jim Carrey did seem like he was trying to emulate the original Grinch performance but Myers' performance here just seems like a flimsy parody of the original Cat

@netraft_4435

8 жыл бұрын

He sounded like someone combined a Jewish mom, a cat, and mike Myers

@TechnologicallyTechnical

8 жыл бұрын

You thought Mike Myers was scary in Halloween, you haven't seen this shit yet.

@heropon12l9

8 жыл бұрын

i agree. Jim Carreys truly did capture the essence of the grinch's character. his performance makes the film a guilty pleasure of mine

@jasonblalock4429

8 жыл бұрын

Seriously, he's just so *awkward* in that suit. He seems like a third-rate kid's birthday party clown who never watching himself in a mirror to see what his motions actually looked like to an audience. He's just Mike Myers doing Mike Myers schtick, but in a really bulky and unexpressive costume.

@bananajoe3461

8 жыл бұрын

its sad. I love Wayne's world and the Austin Powers trilogy

The thing about Seuss was that he understood that the extremes most children's material push are actually aren't practical and that moderation is usually the best option.

@estheay3611

4 жыл бұрын

A1Z1 “But the chart says-“

@electri-citywatts

4 жыл бұрын

@@estheay3611 im not asking the chart im asking you *turns of chart*

21:26 that's a good song. it's just a bad cover. it was originally a beatles song called getting better.

Okay, let's be fair here, some of the scenes in this film were hilarious. "I'll get you, and I'll make it look like a bloody accident!" "You're not just wrong, you're stupid." "A little voice inside of me is saying, "This is a bad idea," but I can barely hear that little voice, because an even louder little voice is screaming, "Let the 12-year-old drive!""

16:40 "Oh they finally hanged him that's nice."

@benjackson7872

5 жыл бұрын

Oh that would be wishful thinking.😏

@t.m.83

5 жыл бұрын

A man can dream Aidan, a man can dream.

@troywright359

5 жыл бұрын

He cut out the part where he transports to a dreamland because of the music, from his original review upload

@BestTimes8812

4 жыл бұрын

@@troywright359 I thought this was different? They could have played the clip but without the music, that part of the video doesn't make sense anymore if you haven't seen that one clip.

@juliacortez5516

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

"This isn't Doctor Seuss! This isn't even pre-med school Mr. Seuss!"

@chaddoesthings6298

4 жыл бұрын

I get it's r/wosh funne joke but Dr Seuss was never a doctor or went to medical school,he's only called dr because his mom wanted him to be a doctor,seuss was his mother's maiden name also

@joey1723

4 жыл бұрын

@@chaddoesthings6298 Oh wow, didn't know that! Thanks for the info

@miguelmercer2377

4 жыл бұрын

@@chaddoesthings6298 cool

@pheunithpsychic-watertype9881

4 жыл бұрын

Its not even adult content war cartoon seuss

@martinhodges572

4 жыл бұрын

This is just... GRAND METROPOLIS!

Everything about this review Kinda reminds me of how everyone hates Teen Titans Go

To be honest, that guy catching the girl as she falls may be the only decent scene in the whole movie 20:53

One of my favorite reviews of his, anyone agree?

@user-rw6gw6fs9v

8 жыл бұрын

me

@BasilBonehead

8 жыл бұрын

Being a suessi, yes

@NemeyukoP

8 жыл бұрын

Yep

@joonant1

8 жыл бұрын

mine too. especially the beginning

@tipsybun

8 жыл бұрын

I think it's my favorite, too...

14:49 “Honey, it was ruined when she bought it.” We all cringed

@Bostonterrierslol

4 жыл бұрын

Izaac Goudreau Reloaded I want to cut his fingers off

@onefastrax5431

4 жыл бұрын

@@Bostonterrierslol at least his tail was

@cupidmanna8951

4 жыл бұрын

Yep...

@Mcsquizzy7

4 жыл бұрын

U

@SunnysFilms

4 жыл бұрын

Actually, what's cringe isn't the joke itself. If nobody laughed, it would have just ended and everyone would have forgotten it. It's that it gets dragged out in a total of six - yes, six - finger snaps.

So glad I grew up with this channel, to make me appreciate real art. Nowadays seems like people like anything a corporations shits out no matter how lazy and contrived

6 years later and these videos are still feel like they could have been posted yesterday. Truly timeless.

“But the chart says” 😂

@iamgay128

6 жыл бұрын

WHO TURNED OFF THE CHART?! DID YOU TURN OFF THE CHART?!

@MobCrusher

6 жыл бұрын

Lone Wolf YOU ARE EVERYTHING THAT'S WRONG WITH ENTERTAINMENT!!! 😂

@themarylandgoatman4475

5 жыл бұрын

@@MobCrusher well the chart says...

@thomasjefferson7535

5 жыл бұрын

You no what (animate chart to horrible scenes)

@shawnfields2757

5 жыл бұрын

The Goatman I'm not asking the charts, I'm asking YOU!!!

Rachel: "Mr. Critic, is that what happens when Pepe Le Peu makes whoopie with Ronald McDonald?" Critic: "Yes, yes it is..." Rachel: "I'm afraid..." Critic: "We all are..."

@matt-ss7nt

5 жыл бұрын

i have not slept after seeing him i can hear his laugh in my nightmares

@thescreenslaver8520

5 жыл бұрын

MegaMetalManX We were then and we are now

0:31 to 0:42 literally had me dying of laughter 😂😂😂😂😂 that’s the proper way of dealing with the things you hate/annoy you the most lol 😂😂😂😂😂

One of my most cherished memories is when my grandmother would read me Dr. Seuss. She didn't speak English well and learned to read English so she could read those stories to me.

Cats trailer: *looks like hell* Cat in the hat: Finally a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!

@valenzuelasstudios1838

5 жыл бұрын

I understand your Kung Fu Panda reference. Who looks more disgusting Cat in the Hat vs. Cats

@CXR-gk4lw

4 жыл бұрын

the cat in tHE HAT even if the Cats movie is crap, your own movie has bull who scat. The movie of yours literally has adult jokes, and mostly appeals to main stream rather than being fath full to Dr. Seuss.

@CXR-gk4lw

4 жыл бұрын

the cat in tHE HAT b r u h have you even seen the penis joke in the movie. That’s how low your movie is. It’s not as bad as the Cats movie, definitely not, but I think even the emoji movie is better than yours.

“Oh so they finally hanged him, that’s nice!” 🤣 that gets me every time

@CrAzYGAMINGWOLF

5 жыл бұрын

And then they cut a scene off, so the joke doesn't work do well

@benjackson7872

5 жыл бұрын

The scene where he gets his balls busted is hilarious though you’re right it cuts a scene out therefore missing the punchline. Apparently it was bad enough to make the NC briefly leave.

1. Instead of going to just stare at the sun I would’ve just taken a visit to dr. Seuss’ grave and just I’m sorry 2. What you said about people forgetting these movies is actually pretty true because before I saw this video I completely forgot that this movie even existed

You know, I feel like some of the jokes might have worked if it wasn’t about a Dr Seuss book

For a while I thought that Mike Myers and Michael Myers were the same person 😂 Edited: wow thanks for the likes (:

@legosimonify

7 жыл бұрын

do you think that it would of ironic if mike myers was played by micheal myers

@legosimonify

7 жыл бұрын

or the other way around sorry i got them mixed up they have the same names

@dannigro8794

7 жыл бұрын

Jinx. Was.Here. Michael Myers would've made a better Cat in the Hat.

@legosimonify

7 жыл бұрын

Dan Nigro yea that could of made the cat in the hat less creepy in this movie

@jayo1212

7 жыл бұрын

Mike Myers really needs to do a Halloween spoof!

This movie was my life as a kid, I’d replay it endlessly. Maybe thats why I now suffer from chronic depression and anxiety...

@hiilikecats2946

6 жыл бұрын

Hugh Perry ill get you a therapist

@Jayzgrouse

6 жыл бұрын

when I was a kid, that cat scared me, lol I watched horror movies at 8 but that cat man...

@amadmadmadhatter276

6 жыл бұрын

Hugh Perry Same

@thanosgaming625

6 жыл бұрын

Hugh Perry My sister watched this. I’m glad I didn’t watch more than half of it.

@owynpeschke3797

6 жыл бұрын

Hugh Perry much sad

"We've GOT to have.......MONEEEYYYY!" "Chi-CHING!" LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!

People at age 5: This is the greatest film ever People at 13 or higher: This is the worst film ever

Nick: i wish for another mom. Mom: I wish the same! Me: wait his mom wants another mom?

@user-fh6bd4ri7n

6 жыл бұрын

Nathan Couto So I'm not the only one confused about that

@comeatmebro8583

5 жыл бұрын

True

@DazeyJellyfish

5 жыл бұрын

I think she meant she wishes her son had a different mom.

@ALotofTomFoolery

5 жыл бұрын

It's not the actor's fault, blame the writers

@matthewgallaway3675

5 жыл бұрын

of coarse we're blaming the writers but the actor didn't have to get a role in The Cat in the Fucking Hat.@@ALotofTomFoolery