Swan Princess - Nostalgia Critic

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This isn't my idea of fun. The Nostalgia Critic reviews 1994's Swan Princess.
Originally aired on April 22nd, 2014.
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  • @ayarriba9093
    @ayarriba90934 жыл бұрын

    “She started out as such an ugly duckling” What? She was beautiful the entire time....

  • @w.centerprisesbluestar8603

    @w.centerprisesbluestar8603

    4 жыл бұрын

    Beautiful and nothing else.

  • @ayarriba9093

    @ayarriba9093

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@w.centerprisesbluestar8603 😭😭😂😂

  • @paulinamorales8854

    @paulinamorales8854

    4 жыл бұрын

    Derek's a fucken dweeb. This is awkward Disney with a bland Odette and a lame-ass douche prince.

  • @origami6479

    @origami6479

    3 жыл бұрын

    OK we can understand that he wasn't attracted to her when they were kids, precisely because they were ...kids. But in their early teenage years, 'cause puberty and all, he should have started to realize it. Plus she seemed to have more personality when she was younger

  • @remixchild

    @remixchild

    3 жыл бұрын

    I know love is blind but ctfo!!

  • @TheQuietCottage
    @TheQuietCottage5 жыл бұрын

    Rogers: "She says, "Is beauty all that matters?" and you say "what else *is* there?"" Derek: "It was dumb, I know." Rogers: "You should write a book: How to Offend Women in Five Syllables or Less." Rogers is THE BEST.

  • @terranova1203

    @terranova1203

    4 жыл бұрын

    I agree.

  • @lilacsunset9194

    @lilacsunset9194

    4 жыл бұрын

    Roght

  • @staylauren

    @staylauren

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yasssss

  • @Pleasant-but-Enigmatic

    @Pleasant-but-Enigmatic

    4 жыл бұрын

    Shohna- Indeed Rogers was the best. Derek's mom had her moments too.

  • @alexcasares5943

    @alexcasares5943

    4 жыл бұрын

    5:31 Look Odette makes Derek's hise jump. It's the middle ages. Love is like an appeitizer.

  • @origami6479
    @origami6479 Жыл бұрын

    Can we talk a second about the fact that absolutely NO ONE seems concerned about Odette's father death ? Not even Odette herself cares the slightest about him. I mean, he forced her in a relationship with Derek all her life so maybe she wasn't very fond of him, but come one !

  • @hk1371

    @hk1371

    7 ай бұрын

    Aye. Theres an entire kingdom that just lost its (presumably) beloved King to a ruthless murder and kidnapping. Hell, even with the tarnished reputation the Royal Family in our world has, people were still sad when the Queen passed away. And that was a natural death, not a literal assassination

  • @ashur24

    @ashur24

    2 ай бұрын

    True, but then again the king was pretty non specific about the great animal's identity, so no wonder everyone is glad he is dead.

  • @FilmFanatic1980

    @FilmFanatic1980

    Ай бұрын

    Yep! I thought about that too, but was like oh well… lol

  • @rebeccascholtes1438
    @rebeccascholtes14384 жыл бұрын

    It would have been such a better movie if they kept their personalities as a child. Even if Derek only liked Odette for her beauty, this could actually work. Make it that Odette has a little crush on Derek when they were kids and Derek only changing his mind about marrying her when she's all grown up. Derek can do that whole: "Is there anything else than beauty" thing and she rejects him. Cut to the imposter Odette, who is equally beautiful, but she's very docile and princessy through the whole ball. And Derek notices that something is strange, because he doesn't feel the same way as he did before. Yes, this girl's beautiful, but that seems to be it? Let him have second thoughts about the whole 'announce your true love to the world', because he isn't sure if his feelings for her are still there. And later on, when the real Odette appears, he realizes that he loved Odette for her personality.

  • @shio_juniper

    @shio_juniper

    2 жыл бұрын

    Wow, I really liked your version, it's much more logical and just nice and accurate! And it's still an interpretation of "The Swan Lake".

  • @storywala88

    @storywala88

    2 жыл бұрын

    Sounds better

  • @Dinosaurianationazation

    @Dinosaurianationazation

    2 жыл бұрын

    Or have Derek turn into a villian.

  • @madeegaindraws

    @madeegaindraws

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Dinosaurianationazation id watch that ngl

  • @Aluhcav

    @Aluhcav

    2 жыл бұрын

    And look at that, a usable plot that still feels like it took months to come up with, yet it was five minutes. God, why is this hard for other people that say they try.

  • @kevinklingensmith5412
    @kevinklingensmith54126 жыл бұрын

    "A tap dancing sorcerer who wants to steal lunch money" Sound like my next D&D character.

  • @monsterhunter66

    @monsterhunter66

    6 жыл бұрын

    Kevin Klingensmith What is your D&D character?

  • @atotalfiasco4213

    @atotalfiasco4213

    5 жыл бұрын

    Would probably be a hell of a lot more entertaining than this entire movie

  • @MissEarthling

    @MissEarthling

    5 жыл бұрын

    Ha

  • @SmoothTeeVee

    @SmoothTeeVee

    5 жыл бұрын

    @Rebecca Sher Dungeons & Dragons

  • @beepboopmeow203

    @beepboopmeow203

    4 жыл бұрын

    A goblin sorcerer that loves dancing!

  • @brandelynnefreleng7597
    @brandelynnefreleng75975 жыл бұрын

    How could he not mention Roger; literally the best character. “You should write a book- ‘How to Offend Women in Five Syllables or Less.”

  • @plutossky7534

    @plutossky7534

    4 жыл бұрын

    I aspired to be like Roger and I've now achieved that goal

  • @o0Scarrow0o

    @o0Scarrow0o

    3 жыл бұрын

    It's TRUE plus 1. He spent every single summer for as long as he can remember with her 2. I can point out a bunch of things about her First example:in the first song number of the movie she takes down his entire treehouse in one kick. HOW DO YOU NOT REMEMBER THAT

  • @Tasoq

    @Tasoq

    2 жыл бұрын

    Probably the best line in the movie

  • @Salvador-wz7rw

    @Salvador-wz7rw

    2 жыл бұрын

    “Not you Wesley, you’re a RRRRRABBIT for heavens sake!”

  • @alexanderzinnurov2180

    @alexanderzinnurov2180

    2 жыл бұрын

    You mean Lord Rogers.

  • @jordan1650
    @jordan16505 жыл бұрын

    The movie never explained why Odette suddenly loves Derek after she turned him down. I guess Odette decided to fall in love with Derek later in the movie because I guess she feels that her being married to a prince is definitely way better than being stuck with Rothbart, even if Derek only loved her for her looks.

  • @AngelofMusic04

    @AngelofMusic04

    4 жыл бұрын

    Derek had BDE. Big Derek energy.

  • @sweetpotato552

    @sweetpotato552

    3 жыл бұрын

    Odette always loved Derek. She even said in the film "I want him to love me for me". She loved Derek but she she had to make sure that he loved her for so much more just like how she loved him, like when she says "I see him smiling and me knees start buckling, I see Inside him and my doubts are gone"

  • @julieshez387

    @julieshez387

    3 жыл бұрын

    Maybe it's like Odette then sees the good in Derek as hope for she can be with him when he grew to be smart and nice as her that he could learn from her when the experience put thier love for each other to the test with Rothbart in the way although she desperately needs Him to break her curse but seems she truly loves him because he was being there for her in a kind caring way.

  • @starrsmith3810

    @starrsmith3810

    6 ай бұрын

    I feel like she settled for him because she had no other option or choice. Hell they only hung out because their families wanted them to get married.

  • @cardemis7637
    @cardemis76375 жыл бұрын

    The thing of the fake Odette dancing with the prince to get him to marry her was in the original ballet... It was just Rothbart's daughter instead. Not saying the movie's good, but it didn't steal that from Disney.

  • @cheyennerolling224

    @cheyennerolling224

    3 жыл бұрын

    You believe the old hag older than rothbart is his daughter? Shes his henchwoman

  • @avosmash2121

    @avosmash2121

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@cheyennerolling224 No, what they meant was in the ballet of Swan Lake, which is what this film is based around, his daughter is an evil sorceress child name Odyle and she does the same thing to seduce the prince and make him break his vow without realizing it. This is actually the story behind the film The Black Swan. For whatever reason they decided to make him in this movie have just a henchperson, instead of a beautiful daughter.

  • @ezelfrancisco1349

    @ezelfrancisco1349

    2 жыл бұрын

    What is funny is the Barbie version did that as well

  • @AldaMrkreNielsdottir
    @AldaMrkreNielsdottir7 жыл бұрын

    "Why can't you just get stockholm syndrom like everyone else I've brought here. I had the turtle ready to marry me in a week!" DYING!

  • @alexlemonds2838

    @alexlemonds2838

    6 жыл бұрын

    LMAO. XD.

  • @kiya-mb7rt

    @kiya-mb7rt

    6 жыл бұрын

    Alda Mørkøre Nielsdóttir l

  • @CyrixOkami

    @CyrixOkami

    2 жыл бұрын

    Best line ever that should of been in the movie seriously

  • @misseli1
    @misseli16 жыл бұрын

    The King: Odette is... Odead Derek: Your Majesty this is no time for puns

  • @DisneyLord371

    @DisneyLord371

    3 жыл бұрын

    SHUT UP DEREK!!! YOUR LIFE IS ONE BIG UNINTENTIONAL PUN!!!

  • @wilsonflrn34

    @wilsonflrn34

    3 жыл бұрын

    he’s odead people who see the body will say oshit

  • @WanRa28

    @WanRa28

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@DisneyLord371 then he died, with no regrets

  • @422rds
    @422rds3 жыл бұрын

    Queen of Hearts: Off with their heads! Maleficent: Now you shall deal with me oh prince, and all the forces of Hell! Ursula: So much for true love! Gaston: It's over Beast. Belle is mine! Jafar: Perhaps you'd like to see how snake like I can be. Scar: Long live the king. Frollo: And he shall smite the wicked and plunge them into the firey pit. Facilier: Shake my hand. C'mon boys won't you shake a poor sinners hand. Gothel: You want me to be the bad guy? Fine. Now I'm the bad guy. Hans: If only there was someone out there who loved you. Rothbart: I'm gonna eat everyone else's lunches.

  • @theeyeoftheyinyangs

    @theeyeoftheyinyangs

    Жыл бұрын

    Diabolical.

  • @BenjaMan64

    @BenjaMan64

    Жыл бұрын

    Wow. Stealing people's lunches. No Disney villain could ever hope to be as diabolical as Rothbart.

  • @coryparrish525

    @coryparrish525

    Жыл бұрын

    I think Jafar's oughtta be "The whole universe is MINE to command! To CONTROL!"

  • @greenghoul157

    @greenghoul157

    Жыл бұрын

    Even Tamatoa singing about how shiny he is is more badass

  • @muddashucka9743

    @muddashucka9743

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Retrodove101 Are you forgetting all the Disney villains that *are* school bullies?

  • @blackchickiedee7
    @blackchickiedee74 жыл бұрын

    Roger was best character "You should write a book, how to offend women in five syllables or less"

  • @chaoticpoet8992

    @chaoticpoet8992

    4 жыл бұрын

    Right?? xD

  • @DisneyLord371

    @DisneyLord371

    3 жыл бұрын

    Am I the only one who read that line in the voice of Roger from Family guy? just me? m'kay 0_0

  • @Marvelfanatic3658

    @Marvelfanatic3658

    9 ай бұрын

    ​@@chaoticpoet8992ok

  • @Marvelfanatic3658

    @Marvelfanatic3658

    9 ай бұрын

    ​@disneylord3713 you mean from American Dad?

  • @tylerjames7015

    @tylerjames7015

    25 күн бұрын

    I never even noticed that until now lmao

  • @BluePenguin200
    @BluePenguin2007 жыл бұрын

    I like to imagine that Odette's mind got fucked up after seeing her father get killed, so she suddenly latched onto her father's last desire (her to fall in love with and marry Derek) as a form of post traumatic stress.

  • @atotalfiasco4213

    @atotalfiasco4213

    7 жыл бұрын

    BluePenguin200 That's better than the entire plot of this movie

  • @shellys.8095

    @shellys.8095

    6 жыл бұрын

    I always figured it was more of a "Derek HAS to be my true love! Seeing as he's literally the only eligible man in my life..." situation, but I like your idea a lot more.

  • @PhoenixRising87

    @PhoenixRising87

    6 жыл бұрын

    That...actually sounds pretty believable (and incredibly tragic).

  • @antdrummer5
    @antdrummer57 жыл бұрын

    "She started out as such an ugly duckling" I had to pause the video I was laughing so hard at that part

  • @misseli1

    @misseli1

    5 жыл бұрын

    Anthony Cinque Derek was already making Dad jokes before he even got married

  • @hell5309

    @hell5309

    5 жыл бұрын

    "She started out as such an ugly duckling, and somehow suddenly became a swan." It's called puberty, dude.

  • @thebadger622

    @thebadger622

    5 жыл бұрын

    Anthony Cinque.......For some reason i saw your Jotaro Comment

  • @SA24videogamereviewr
    @SA24videogamereviewr5 жыл бұрын

    ODETTE - IS O’DEAD’ - * BADUMTIS * I DIED .

  • @huntersallee752

    @huntersallee752

    4 жыл бұрын

    I love that part of the review LOL 6:03

  • @mr.videogame3433

    @mr.videogame3433

    4 жыл бұрын

    Odette is --------- O'Debt..... Edit: I know that's dumb, but so is the movie so who cares really!

  • @LegitMan335

    @LegitMan335

    3 жыл бұрын

    Odette oded

  • @andreasmeelie1889

    @andreasmeelie1889

    3 жыл бұрын

    Funny thing is when I was a little kid I thought her name was Odead and wondered why she had that word in her name!😂 Wasn’t till I got a little bit older was when I learned it was Odette! Certainly made sense!😂

  • @Victoria-_

    @Victoria-_

    3 жыл бұрын

    😂😂

  • @crashban4t.f.s.b783
    @crashban4t.f.s.b7835 жыл бұрын

    This movie doesn’t understand that loving someone’s looks and loving someone as a person is different.

  • @kimifw58

    @kimifw58

    4 жыл бұрын

    It started to, but then it gave up on that.

  • @laurahall7681

    @laurahall7681

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@kimifw58 Roger is the small smidge of proof of that

  • @cossintanlogee

    @cossintanlogee

    3 жыл бұрын

    What is wrong With loving someone s looks

  • @liampatrick3110

    @liampatrick3110

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@cossintanlogee I don't suppose you've seen Shallow Hal?

  • @Thatonegirl989

    @Thatonegirl989

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@liampatrick3110 I think there’s a difference between finding your partner physically attractive, and only loving them because they’re attractive to you.

  • @RichardCox0
    @RichardCox07 жыл бұрын

    As a child, I didn't care too much about logic, and absolutely loved this movie. I saw the lion king once or twice but the swan princess about 50 times

  • @HD_Dabnado

    @HD_Dabnado

    7 жыл бұрын

    Lapna Xerio I loved The Master of Disguise as a kid

  • @Artistic_Anime_Trash

    @Artistic_Anime_Trash

    7 жыл бұрын

    exactly

  • @CyberLance26

    @CyberLance26

    7 жыл бұрын

    People had way more suspension of disbelief and did not care about logic and realism even close as much as people do now in the old days in general in movies, TV shows, comics and other things and not only with stuff made for children.

  • @cooldrop02

    @cooldrop02

    7 жыл бұрын

    I think I like it because of all the supporting characters. It didn't feel like a movie about them at all. I also fucking loved the turtle. If you don't watch it and only listening to his dialog you picture a more charismatic Eeyore.

  • @RichardCox0

    @RichardCox0

    7 жыл бұрын

    What did I miss it's only been a few hours I have never been this famous before

  • @blackphoenix4838
    @blackphoenix48387 жыл бұрын

    Wait wait wait. There's something that is NEVER addressed in the movie. After king william died and odette went missing...WHO THE FUCK IS RULING KING WILLIAMS KINGDOM?!

  • @theAngryscotman

    @theAngryscotman

    7 жыл бұрын

    I kind of assumed the Queen just kind of absorbed it into hers or was declared Lord Paramount. It's never said but it's kind of clear she's running the show now.

  • @NinjaInConverse

    @NinjaInConverse

    6 жыл бұрын

    So then if the kingdoms became combined anyway, why did Derek and Odette need to get married?

  • @PrimaryOctopus

    @PrimaryOctopus

    6 жыл бұрын

    His council/advisors?

  • @keegster7167

    @keegster7167

    6 жыл бұрын

    +PrimaryOctopus That's a good point. Even if he's the king, he doesn't control everything, especially daily stuff. His bureaucracy would be fine by themselves for a few days at least.

  • @PrimaryOctopus

    @PrimaryOctopus

    6 жыл бұрын

    +King Keegster Yeah, I did a bit of research a while back when Frozen came out and people were wondering who ruled the kingdom until Elsa was of age. I figured there must be some back-up plan for those situations. It looks like what would usually happen is either the council or a relative takes over until the heir is of age.

  • @danielaart9779
    @danielaart97793 жыл бұрын

    I admit that I may have some childhood nostalgia goggles, but the Duck repeatedly being shot when everyone yells "Duck" is one of the funniest gags I've ever seen.

  • @rositaramirez8837
    @rositaramirez88374 жыл бұрын

    Dang Derek likes Odette's appearance so much that he doesn't even notice that something was off with her impersonator at the ball😭😭 Like no "You seem different tonight" or anything😂😭

  • @shaina9675
    @shaina96757 жыл бұрын

    "Arrange the marriage? They've been arranging it practically since you were a sperm!" im laugh i ng

  • @shellywoods1455

    @shellywoods1455

    5 жыл бұрын

    shaina I think he was referring to the actual ceremony.

  • @nesslig2025
    @nesslig20257 жыл бұрын

    3:59 "But then quite out of nowhere, they suddenly love each other" It is called the magic of puberty.

  • @pinkwings8036

    @pinkwings8036

    6 жыл бұрын

    I just have learned that when a couple admits their love in the first 15 minute of a movie something is going to destroy that relationship, just on principle.

  • @KanaidBlack

    @KanaidBlack

    6 жыл бұрын

    To be honest, Derek kinda start to be interested in Odette in his teens...

  • @spacepirate3386
    @spacepirate33863 жыл бұрын

    For those who are wondering what’s going on at 11:35, the video originally played a clip of the Taunting French Guard, a role John Cleese played from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. I assume the clip was taken down for copyright reasons. I believe this is the clip used: “I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!”

  • @03bgood

    @03bgood

    Жыл бұрын

    KZread needs to knock this shit off!!

  • @opalyasu7159

    @opalyasu7159

    Жыл бұрын

    The silence is funnier in my opinion for some reason

  • @hyenaholicproductions9033
    @hyenaholicproductions90334 жыл бұрын

    "No, the goose must be plump and tender. Like a swan!" "Okay, swan it is."

  • @MylingCyrus
    @MylingCyrus7 жыл бұрын

    6:03 It sounded like he said 'Odette is Odead' hahahaha

  • @emilychristian7844

    @emilychristian7844

    7 жыл бұрын

    DementorsKiss BAHAHAHAHHA

  • @98953812

    @98953812

    7 жыл бұрын

    DementorsKiss Thank you, I will never be able to see that scene with a straight face ever again. XD

  • @atotalfiasco4213

    @atotalfiasco4213

    7 жыл бұрын

    DementorsKiss HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY SIDES-

  • @adelinelongtine1777

    @adelinelongtine1777

    7 жыл бұрын

    wait.. you mean he didn't actually say Odead?

  • @ninagarcia7180

    @ninagarcia7180

    7 жыл бұрын

    For some reason I laughed at that scene when I was little....am I a psycho? O_O

  • @Megafreakx3
    @Megafreakx36 жыл бұрын

    If the parents want to join their lands so bad, why wouldn't they just get married? They seem to get along. And it would save a lot of time

  • @glorioustigereye

    @glorioustigereye

    6 жыл бұрын

    They have there own partners and I bet they could not divorce because you couldn’t back then

  • @isaacgray2909

    @isaacgray2909

    6 жыл бұрын

    But the film didn't show the parent's spouses, so this really add the plot holes.

  • @m33zerella

    @m33zerella

    6 жыл бұрын

    If the queen and king get married would that make Odette and Derek siblings then though??? Or am I wrong?

  • @monsterhunter66

    @monsterhunter66

    6 жыл бұрын

    Wishbear 4444 half siblings but yes

  • @justcomments400

    @justcomments400

    6 жыл бұрын

    MonsterHunter 66 step siblings actually, half siblings would be if they shared one biological parent, so if they had the same biological mother but different fathers and vice versa then they would be half siblings but if its two kids who weren't originally related and became siblings out of their parents marring each other then their step siblings

  • @hansruhlmann454
    @hansruhlmann4544 жыл бұрын

    "I'll intend to eat their lunches!". (Gasps) YOU MONSTER!

  • @Alphasnowbordergirl
    @Alphasnowbordergirl4 жыл бұрын

    They didn't hate each other in their early teens. They started developing crushes. Thus the line "I think you sort of like her, fess up". Derek was getting jealous when she was flirting with the guards.

  • @NicoUnken
    @NicoUnken7 жыл бұрын

    The "Your beauty and nothing else" jokes are the best things out of this review. XD

  • @reasyrandom

    @reasyrandom

    6 жыл бұрын

    This needs to be a meme, like "Taste the rainbow, Motherf*cker" back then.

  • @larsstoerloes6619
    @larsstoerloes66196 жыл бұрын

    Ah the classic "nineties cartoon prince haircut". Me and my sister actually called it "princehair" when we were kids..

  • @reasyrandom

    @reasyrandom

    6 жыл бұрын

    He litterally looks like a humanized playmobil doll.

  • @kimifw58

    @kimifw58

    4 жыл бұрын

    That was a common hairstyle for princes back then. Still looks silly.

  • @AnakinTheWeird

    @AnakinTheWeird

    3 жыл бұрын

    I call it the Farquaad

  • @peachblossom09

    @peachblossom09

    Жыл бұрын

    @@AnakinTheWeird same here

  • @femoman

    @femoman

    Жыл бұрын

    My family refer to it as the 'Prince Valiant Cut'

  • @kodiibearv
    @kodiibearv5 жыл бұрын

    "happily, a daughter was born" i *highly* doubt that

  • @Grim_Sister

    @Grim_Sister

    4 жыл бұрын

    I think the script just said “(Happily:) A daughter was born.” And the narrator misread it

  • @RedRoseSeptember22

    @RedRoseSeptember22

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Grim_Sister lol I never thought of that before!

  • @naomichadwick4759
    @naomichadwick47594 жыл бұрын

    "We're Not Disney. No Matter How Hard We Try To Make It Look We'll Never Be Disney"

  • @clericofchaos1
    @clericofchaos17 жыл бұрын

    I always thought it was weird that the wizard who can literally turn anything into anything else and freaking alter the fabric of reality on command would need such an overly elaborate and infinitely complicated plan to take over a kingdom...dude, summon a few dragons and rain fiery death down upon whatever kingdom you want to rule...not that hard a thing to accomplish when you're the only magic user in said kingdom.

  • @marcosmederos2745

    @marcosmederos2745

    7 жыл бұрын

    His plan is literally a Tom and Jerry plan. It doesn't work out in any scenario. Why doesn't he just summon a lava golem to helonhim conquer the kingdom?

  • @Ryodraco

    @Ryodraco

    7 жыл бұрын

    Well he basically claimed he didn't want to have to look over his shoulder for assassins for the rest of his life if he took the kingdom by force, but that still leaves about a hundred other things wrong with his plan.

  • @supremewolf8503

    @supremewolf8503

    7 жыл бұрын

    clericofchaos1 he could've made his own kingdom though even exactly like the one he wanted

  • @Flaris

    @Flaris

    7 жыл бұрын

    True enough. This guy has untold power, magic and ability....and this was his plan to take over the kingdom? What? You murdered the king it's not like legality is a bit issue for you. Just turn your lackey into a dragon and take over already!

  • @Ryodraco

    @Ryodraco

    7 жыл бұрын

    FlareKnight One has to admit that trying to avoid the "spending the rest of my life fighting heroes trying to take back the kingdom" idea was actually refreshing, if only his actual plan to do so made any sense.

  • @dangrus123
    @dangrus1236 жыл бұрын

    Swans are one of the few animals that die when the lose their mate (love of their life). It is not the spell killing her, it is the nature of the form. Rothbart is just a jerk. Even defeating him makes sense with that context, the plan is screwed anyway might as well just go for the warlord plan, and take both kingdoms, what with both of their lines ended.

  • @nykerianash1590

    @nykerianash1590

    6 жыл бұрын

    dangrus123 swans are also scary. He literally turns her into a killer bird, bite his ass.

  • @jamestown8398

    @jamestown8398

    6 жыл бұрын

    That's adressed in the story. Odette asks why he doesn't just conquer the kingdom by force, and he states he wants something to legitimize his rule (i.e. a royal marriage) so that he doesn't have to live in fear of assassination or rebellion as a usurper.

  • @jamestown8398

    @jamestown8398

    6 жыл бұрын

    That's adressed in the story. Odette asks why he doesn't just conquer the kingdom by force, and he states he wants something to legitimize his rule (i.e. a royal marriage) so that he doesn't have to live in fear of assassination or rebellion as a usurper.

  • @leonardorossi998

    @leonardorossi998

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@jamestown8398 The movie would have been better had Odette told him: "Ooooh, no one told you, did they? Being the legitimate ruler doesn't protect you from assassination or rebellion".

  • @ZC-Infinity
    @ZC-Infinity4 жыл бұрын

    I wish Animaniacs took a jab at this movie. And before anyone says "They're both Warner Bros, the studio wouldn't allow it", they poked fun at Space Jam in one episode.

  • @devanhinskey9001

    @devanhinskey9001

    3 жыл бұрын

    With Animaniacs, ANYTHING was fair game.

  • @strawberrysoulforever8336

    @strawberrysoulforever8336

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@devanhinskey9001I still wish the reboot took on Twilight. It would be almost as funny as the Friends episode.

  • @fcv4616
    @fcv46165 жыл бұрын

    The ball scene, and the witch taking the form of Odette isn't a copy of The Little mermaid. The original Swan lake tale has that.

  • @starless1444
    @starless14446 жыл бұрын

    "Odette is....Odette" Maybe she is the great animal.

  • @deejaysilver9

    @deejaysilver9

    5 жыл бұрын

    Sativa Indica “Odette is....Odead”

  • @arithelion5946

    @arithelion5946

    3 жыл бұрын

    The whole quote is "Odette is... Odette... Is gone."

  • @kenthuang436

    @kenthuang436

    Жыл бұрын

    Odette is... Beautiful and not much else!

  • @misseli1
    @misseli16 жыл бұрын

    I would argue the turtle's voice does fit in a sense. It sounds slow and tired, much like a turtle

  • @atotalfiasco4213

    @atotalfiasco4213

    5 жыл бұрын

    And of course kids aren't going to know or care who the actor is or what he does so I don't know why Critic got so upset at that. I think it fits too.

  • @fcv4616

    @fcv4616

    5 жыл бұрын

    Me too. Slow, kind and maybe just a little pessimistic is how I imagine the voice of a turtle

  • @sinisterstork9055

    @sinisterstork9055

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Ahanna Ngwangu when you make a statement like this, maybe you should prove your point.

  • @m.a.ramazani8253

    @m.a.ramazani8253

    4 жыл бұрын

    The turtle's voice would match a jaded turtle who tells you off, not a charity guy raising koney for whatever cause down the street who happens to be a turtle.

  • @zekecasperanddeadpoolzgroovyst

    @zekecasperanddeadpoolzgroovyst

    4 жыл бұрын

    M. A. Ramazani Still Mr Steven Alexander Wright the voice for Speed the Turtle needs learn how to lighten up on his 'comedy' and stop being such a tired slow lazy dry deadpanned loser woser! Besides it would be 101% better if he played something else like a slug or a snail!

  • @SatsujinSakana
    @SatsujinSakana Жыл бұрын

    One thing I never understood, was how Odette was so angry at Derek for only loving her for her looks. As though she didn't suddenly go from hating him to sticking her tongue down his throat because she found him attractive as an adult.

  • @Widdekuu91

    @Widdekuu91

    Жыл бұрын

    I think, had he asked her to come up with a good reason for loving him, she could've said; 'Well..back in the day, I did not enjoy your violent shenanigans and I found you offensive, but I can see how much you've grown and I think I am now ready to allow myself to love you, more than that little crush I had in the beginning.." Rather than; "Your pants looks tight and I wonder what's in them." or "I see you have muscles now."

  • @JimmySteller

    @JimmySteller

    7 ай бұрын

    @@Widdekuu91 How could she have seen how he's grown??? They only turned around on each other because they saw the other was cute. Odette's problem was that Derek wanted to marry her right away. All she said was "wait", she didn't say that she didn't want to marry him. She wanted to get to know him better before committing to a marriage.

  • @loneronin6813
    @loneronin68132 жыл бұрын

    Come to think of it, what does Odette suddenly see in Derek when they meet again as adults? She asks what Derek sees in her other than her beauty, but what's there that suddenly attracted her to him in return? Both of them seem equally devoid of personality as adults so I can't imagine there is anything for her to latch onto other than his looks as well.

  • @flyingdutchman2442

    @flyingdutchman2442

    8 ай бұрын

    She’s a woman. 🤷🏾‍♂️

  • @Sparrows1121

    @Sparrows1121

    3 ай бұрын

    Middle ages man. But i think the only explanation for why they act dull as adult is maturity reasons and "Learning etiquette". But its a very basic movie formula, you will most likely outgrow it after age of 6 like you will with Teletubbies.

  • @brainstormsurge154
    @brainstormsurge1547 жыл бұрын

    I can't believe I never thought of how to change the plot before. To win all Rothbart had to do was: 1. Kill Odette 2. Turn his assistant into an Odette look-alike 3. Present his assistant to Odette's father's kingdom 4. Marry "Odette" to make himself king. 5. Fake his assistant's death so that the ruse is never exposed. 6. Profit - Because he now has an entire kingdom under his control. And even if he wanted to continue 7. Seduce Derek's mother and marry her and if that doesn't work replace her with his assistant 8. Kill Derek 9. Kill Derek's mother or fake his assistant's death again like last time if he had to go that route 10. Profit even more - Because now he has two kingdoms and still has that nice summer retreat Still want to continue? 11. Form the mages guild or whatever you want to call it to teach the dark arts to others 12. Form an army of magic users 13. Conquer the world while adhering to The Evil Overlord List 14. Profit infinity - Because he rules the world of course Edit: Wow. So many likes and comments. And such an old comment too and still getting comments. Thank you. I guess I must create a sequel? 15. Derek faked his death and covertly joins the mage guild. 16. Derek seduces, backstabs and anti-heroes his way up the ranks like a badass to get close to Rothbart while inadvertently developing a personality and a character. Maybe gets a sexy woman along the way. 17. After conquering another kingdom for Rothbart and subjugating its people Derek finally is in the position to take his revenge against Rothbart. 18. Things don't go according to plan but Derek is still barely able to pull off the assassination on Rothbart. Derek's sexy woman dies though. 19. Derek takes Rothbart's place as ruler of the mage guild because he's not naive anymore and knows just letting the mages of the mage guild do as they wish would be a disaster. He even goes so far as to disguise himself as Rothbart and pretend Rothbart had killed him. 20. Derek continues annexing surrounding kingdoms because he now sees how ass backwards feudal kingdoms are. Partly thanks to Rothbart's tutelage and also observing it for himself when he first infiltrated and conquered a kingdom for Rothbart. 21. After a bit of time Derek realizes he's become exactly like Rothbart. He comes to regret killing Rothbart and views him as the father he never had. 22. Rothbart reveals his death was greatly exaggerated. He knew Derek was there all along and after perfecting aging reversal through permanent transformation he had his most loyal assistant play the part of Derek's sexy woman and also faked her death. 23. After a struggle with Rothbart Derek surrenders and becomes Rothbart's right hand man. Derek also gets back with his sexy lady. (Some will find that disturbing but oh well.) 24. Some nut writes some fanfiction of Derek bringing Odette back to life with magic. But that can't be cannon because Derek realizes that Odette really was, "Beautiful and nothing else."

  • @luspearsoram1507

    @luspearsoram1507

    7 жыл бұрын

    O_O Wow. That is a brilliant evil scheme. Maybe Rothbart was too dumb to figure that out.

  • @brainstormsurge154

    @brainstormsurge154

    7 жыл бұрын

    Thanks :) Only took me ten seconds to come up with that one. It wasn't too hard since Rothbart had the means already.

  • @luspearsoram1507

    @luspearsoram1507

    7 жыл бұрын

    Brainstorm Surge Your welcome. Mwahahaha. :D

  • @mach6247

    @mach6247

    7 жыл бұрын

    [Insert shitty "Instructions Unclear" joke here]

  • @98953812

    @98953812

    7 жыл бұрын

    Brainstorm Surge Let me edit the 14th one a bit 14. Profit infinity - Because he rules the world. M. Bison: OF COURSE!!!

  • @johnalogue9832
    @johnalogue98327 жыл бұрын

    Fun fact: This movie was brought to you by the same person behind the Alpha and Omega series.

  • @johnalogue9832

    @johnalogue9832

    7 жыл бұрын

    AT Productions To be fair, he's named Richard Rich. What the hell do you expect from someone with that name?

  • @latte2797

    @latte2797

    7 жыл бұрын

    huh

  • @bayporwave5328

    @bayporwave5328

    7 жыл бұрын

    ProbeVoyages that series made less and less sense. The first movie was alright, the sequels were awful

  • @D00rh4ndl3

    @D00rh4ndl3

    7 жыл бұрын

    BAYAR3AB3AST wait, there's more than one movie

  • @charisalexander9480

    @charisalexander9480

    7 жыл бұрын

    ProbeVoyages is it just me or do these seem surprisingly the same

  • @thefoxandthelynx
    @thefoxandthelynx Жыл бұрын

    When Princess Odette got kidnapped, her dying father told Prince Derek that it was a "great animal" that took Odette. Why couldn't he just say "it was a giant bat" (because that's what Rothbart turned into), That way, Derek would know exactly what he was looking for and wouldn't go around the forest randomly shooting animals praying he'd get the right one. He even tried to shoot Odette simply because he had no idea what he was looking for. Is "great animal" simply an idiom for "giant big-ass bat" and I just didnt know about it?

  • @HangryOnPaws

    @HangryOnPaws

    Жыл бұрын

    I like to think he's just really stupid or just so sheltered he's never seen a bat before.

  • @NotLaura-Baka22
    @NotLaura-Baka225 жыл бұрын

    What annoyed me about this film was Odette was upset because he only loved her because she was pretty but we heard no reason as to why she loved him and I got the impression it was only because he was handsome....... so pot/kettle much?

  • @Widdekuu91

    @Widdekuu91

    Жыл бұрын

    I think she was impressed by how his manners had changed from a violent, awful guy to someone that seemed okay now and seemed like a normal human. She already kindof liked him before, but he kept on dissappointing her. This time, the chance seemed smaller that he would.

  • @mstrainjr
    @mstrainjr7 жыл бұрын

    The woman who voiced Odette, Michelle Nicastro, died from breast cancer in 2010, age 50. The woman who sung as Odette's singing voice is none other than Liz Callaway, who was also the singing voice for Princess Jasmine in The Return of Jafar, and Princess Kiara in Lion King 2. Just throwing some facts out there. EDIT: Lea Salonga did the voice of Jasmine in the original Aladdin movie.

  • @TheCraftworkOrange

    @TheCraftworkOrange

    7 жыл бұрын

    The signing voice for Jasmin was Lea Salonga.

  • @mstrainjr

    @mstrainjr

    7 жыл бұрын

    Craftwork Orange Excuse me. She was the singing voice of Princess Jasmine in the 2nd and 3rd movies.

  • @mstrainjr

    @mstrainjr

    7 жыл бұрын

    v torry Yes! You know, I don't recall watching that. If I did, it was a long, long time ago.

  • @andreasmeelie1889

    @andreasmeelie1889

    7 жыл бұрын

    Sweet! I THOUGHT Liz Callaway's name sounded familiar! Mind blown! :) I already knew about Odette's voice actor though and it completely breaks my heart this movie and Odette were my childhood. ;(

  • @andreasmeelie1889

    @andreasmeelie1889

    7 жыл бұрын

    Wow! Really?! Another mind blown! :) Liz Callaway surely is extremely talented! :)

  • @MsLilly200
    @MsLilly2007 жыл бұрын

    To be fair, on the sudden love thing. Derek seemed to like her as soon as she became a teenager, that jealousy when she was flirting with the guards. Odette on the other hand, had completely stopped caring about him by then... Maybe love potions?

  • @98953812

    @98953812

    7 жыл бұрын

    MsLilly200 Actually, that makes a lot of sense. "She's always flirting with the castle guards". I'm now like "Dude, why do you care? I thought you didn't like her. "

  • @AhSatan

    @AhSatan

    6 жыл бұрын

    I noticed that as well. You could tell he was jealous when she was flirting, if he didn't like her then why would he even be jealous? His friend even says that he suspects that Derek actually likes Odette.Odette herself...well, she still comes off as randomly being in love with Derek. There's nothing to suggest or support that she liked him beforehand. She really did appear like she couldn't care less about him so how is she in love with him?

  • @IreneShardaForever

    @IreneShardaForever

    6 жыл бұрын

    I think the idea is that they grew up together and that's how they got to know one another. However, pre-puberty they pretty much were just aggravated kids who hated each other. Puberty hit, and then, Derek's feeling began to change but he didn't really know what to make of it, as most teens do. It wasn't until they were young adults that it bloomed into love.

  • @okashi10

    @okashi10

    6 жыл бұрын

    I think that maybe they did hate each other when they were little, but once they became a bit older, it was probably the usual tsundere kid thing. AKA "I bully and pretend I hate the person I like." It's also possible that they liked each other but didn't admit it or realize it until they both became hot...

  • @friendlyghosthost1830

    @friendlyghosthost1830

    6 жыл бұрын

    MsLilly200 r

  • @BrendanBarney
    @BrendanBarney3 жыл бұрын

    Suicidal Salamander *shows a salmon* You need to get your eyes checked.

  • @lilacpen8678

    @lilacpen8678

    3 жыл бұрын

    I mean, at least the alliteration still checks out lol.

  • @diegobareno5820

    @diegobareno5820

    2 жыл бұрын

    Also, is that kind of type-casting really something most critics would focus on?

  • @ethancogo3021

    @ethancogo3021

    Жыл бұрын

    Never thought I’d see a goanimater commenting on a nostalgic critic video

  • @BrendanBarney

    @BrendanBarney

    Жыл бұрын

    @@ethancogo3021 Hey, buddy. I’m not all GoAnimate, you know.

  • @ethancogo3021

    @ethancogo3021

    Жыл бұрын

    I know that it’s just I watch goanimate all the time

  • @diaryofagoat-lass1023
    @diaryofagoat-lass10234 жыл бұрын

    Admittedly Rogers the music conductor was the best character... “You should write a book: How to offend women in 5 syllables or less.”

  • @pedro_perez1
    @pedro_perez16 жыл бұрын

    "The great animal It's not what it seems, is Rothbart in disguise!" It wasn't that hard, was it.

  • @freakrx2349

    @freakrx2349

    6 жыл бұрын

    Pedro Perez no it was chuck testa

  • @gabrielgomez1395

    @gabrielgomez1395

    6 жыл бұрын

    Pedro Perez Shut up, bitch.

  • @TheRoflcer

    @TheRoflcer

    6 жыл бұрын

    Maybe despite dying from his wounds, he couldn't say Rothbart without thinking Derek wouldn't take it seriously.

  • @GeneralKenobi75

    @GeneralKenobi75

    6 жыл бұрын

    It would give him more to go on than something vague like "a great animal!". If he said Rothbart then Derek would ask who that was an everyone in the kingdom would tell him. An evil sorcerer who was banished for trying to take over the kingdom. There, simple.

  • @TheRoflcer

    @TheRoflcer

    6 жыл бұрын

    I was going for a: King: A sorcerer, his name, Rothbart. Derek: Seriously, what's the sorcerer's name!?

  • @JenamDrag0n
    @JenamDrag0n7 жыл бұрын

    Why didn't Odette's father and Derek's mother just get married if they wanted to join their lands together and were worried about the future ruling of the kingdom? They clearly got along very well, their significant others seemed to be dead, they didn't have to worry about making an heir together because they each had a child, and it wasn't uncommon to marry or remarry for political or financial reasons. Marrying for love is a VERY recent affair in the grand scheme of human social history.

  • @pinkwings8036

    @pinkwings8036

    7 жыл бұрын

    he was already old when Odette was born, and his wife died then. And the queen already had grey hair, so we can assume that she was past menopause. So it would be better for the two young ones to marry and bear children than have them be siblings in law.

  • @EiriYukisLover

    @EiriYukisLover

    6 жыл бұрын

    Cause Derek's mom already likes Rogers. It is like a thing you notice if you grew up watching the first 3 movies and why I assume she did not marry the King. Although now that I am an adult I have asked the same question

  • @KillRed07

    @KillRed07

    6 жыл бұрын

    I remember thinking this as a child. Why didn't the parents just get married. Especially since they spent 3 months of the year together for at least 16-20 years.

  • @parjai97

    @parjai97

    6 жыл бұрын

    Yeah... medieval inheritance laws, here's what would have happened: after the queen died all her kingdom would be for derek, and after the king died, unless there was a consagnancy law, it would have been inherited by... idfk who since medieval law was a clusterfuck, *try playing crusader kings and understand me*

  • @okashi10

    @okashi10

    6 жыл бұрын

    The problem is that the point is to have an heir that binds both kingdoms together -- both King William and Queen Uberta already have heirs that could fight for the throne if their parents had another child. Not to mention that Uberta is probably too old to have a child.

  • @Morgil27
    @Morgil273 жыл бұрын

    "I like his other French performance better" *awkward silence Damn you, KZread! *shakes fist

  • @jacquelinedreyer704
    @jacquelinedreyer7048 ай бұрын

    I will say that the film actually had a princess asking “Thank you but what else besides my looks do you like?” Like point blank. Also that line “You should write a book: ‘How To Offend Women In 5 Syllables Or Less’.” Is fucking hilarious 😂

  • @blackknife1236
    @blackknife12367 жыл бұрын

    Nostalgia Critic: Hey Jeremy,mind if I borrow your "Everything wrong with" idea? Jeremy (CinemaSins): Fine,just don't make it too identical. Nostalgia Critic: waaay,ahead of you "Everything wrong with this plan in under 40 seconds" Jeremy (Cinemasins):....eh,good enough

  • @reasyrandom

    @reasyrandom

    6 жыл бұрын

    I read this in their voices...

  • @christheleavittman7080

    @christheleavittman7080

    6 жыл бұрын

    I honestly was half expect Jeremy to show up in this review.

  • @chsparkle
    @chsparkle7 жыл бұрын

    Impostor Odette was part of the original musical so that wasn't a deliberate copy of the little mermaid.

  • @chsparkle

    @chsparkle

    7 жыл бұрын

    I couldn't remember how to spell ballet so I said musical.

  • @isobelduncan

    @isobelduncan

    6 жыл бұрын

    In his defence, he's obviously not into ballet and doesn't know that much about it, so how is he meant to know.

  • @LadyDaliena

    @LadyDaliena

    6 жыл бұрын

    Still, he should have made his research about the movie's backstory. It takes a two second google search to find out it was based of a godamed ballet from the 19th century!

  • @nykerianash1590

    @nykerianash1590

    6 жыл бұрын

    Meggy15 Well Disney obviously copied the original and this movie is trying it o be Disney. So, it still works.

  • @HD-fd7tn

    @HD-fd7tn

    5 жыл бұрын

    Eilidh Macleod in the ballet its the black swan even though it’s usually the same dancer but it’s a different character

  • @exileforever2508
    @exileforever25084 жыл бұрын

    “I WILL NEVER FORGET YOUR BEAUTY AND NOTHING ELSE!”

  • @nyxshadowhawk
    @nyxshadowhawk5 жыл бұрын

    I have mixed feelings about this. Its animation isn't bad, but it's padded with tons of filler, and it was CLEARLY trying to be Disney. The shot of Sigfried-- I mean Derek (seriously, they got Odette and Rothbart right, why'd they change his name?) cutting through brambles on a horse was the most blatant rip off. I might have liked it though, if it weren't for one thing: I am disappointed... no, disturbed!... no, APPALLED by the utter LACK of Tchaikovsky in this film! "The music should be soft and graceful, like a swan!" *Op. 20 proceeds not to play* And on that note, some things in this film actually did come from the ballet. The name Rothbart, for instance, is from the actual ballet. The scheme to send an evil woman disguised as Odette is also from the actual ballet, so it's actually NOT a Disney rip off. Other than that, there's not much of Swan Lake in it.

  • @kittylover62

    @kittylover62

    Жыл бұрын

    I think they changed his name because it would have been hard for children to pronounce.

  • @CountessJJ
    @CountessJJ7 жыл бұрын

    That ugly duckling line always pissed me off.

  • @cynthia949

    @cynthia949

    7 жыл бұрын

    CountessJJ have you seen baby swans? for me even cutier than ducklings O_O

  • @PhoenixRising87

    @PhoenixRising87

    6 жыл бұрын

    @cynthia: I agree. I never understood the Ugly Duckling story; baby swans are friggin' adorable (sadly, like all waterfowl, they more or less grow up to become incredibly violent).

  • @cynthia949

    @cynthia949

    6 жыл бұрын

    I can guess compared to ducklings baby swans are not SO cute, but still adorable

  • @atotalfiasco4213

    @atotalfiasco4213

    6 жыл бұрын

    The Ugly Duckling thought he was ugly because he grew up in a family of ducks. The ugly part was because he was different. Everyone, including himself, thought he was a duck. It was when he grew up that he discovered that he was actually a swan

  • @atotalfiasco4213

    @atotalfiasco4213

    6 жыл бұрын

    I was able to get close to a mother goose sitting on her nest. I just sat at a far away distance for awhile and moved closer when the mother goose realized I posed no threat to her or her children. Heck, she even moved from her spot and gave me a beautiful view of her three eggs! Still have the picture to this day.

  • @ikhalid1418
    @ikhalid14185 жыл бұрын

    14:49 "A swan.... of course." why, what makes a swan more suspicious than any other animal?

  • @inferno9714

    @inferno9714

    5 жыл бұрын

    I think it's supposed to be that he interprets the "it's not what it seems" line to mean that the Great Animal would take the form of something innocent and beautiful,, i.e. a swan.

  • @jason_always_painting3994

    @jason_always_painting3994

    5 жыл бұрын

    Maybe cause a swan shouldn't be in the forest? Eh?

  • @thomastakesatollforthedark2231

    @thomastakesatollforthedark2231

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Kellie Carmichael aren't they also fiercely territorial?

  • @barbatosmcmurderton4209

    @barbatosmcmurderton4209

    4 жыл бұрын

    They're the incredibly brutal and violent assholes of bird species?

  • @aglitch3146

    @aglitch3146

    4 жыл бұрын

    i guess it's supposed to look innocent?

  • @trixxartarchive7705
    @trixxartarchive77055 жыл бұрын

    Isn't the climax technically ripping off sleeping beauty I think that's why they called him "the great animal" not a dragon

  • @SeasideDetective2

    @SeasideDetective2

    3 жыл бұрын

    I interpreted that more as a bat. Which is funny, because Jack Palance was in BATMAN and at the climax of THIS movie he becomes....a bat-man.

  • @trixxartarchive7705

    @trixxartarchive7705

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@SeasideDetective2 that's actually kinda clever.

  • @GothMermaidGamer

    @GothMermaidGamer

    3 жыл бұрын

    Well I feel like "great animal" is a very medieval way of describing a creature, so I think it fits

  • @madisonstarr9615
    @madisonstarr96155 жыл бұрын

    No one: Absolutely no one: Not a single soul: Rothbart: I wIlL eAt ThEiR lUnChEs

  • @ggtheeevee9236

    @ggtheeevee9236

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Madison Starr lol

  • @BeethovenIsGrumpyCat

    @BeethovenIsGrumpyCat

    3 жыл бұрын

    Every chip you own, every egg you love, will be MINE.

  • @skepticalbaby6912
    @skepticalbaby69127 жыл бұрын

    For more Diet Disney, we recommend the following flavors: Quest for Camelot Anastasia Thumbelina The Pagemaster Balto Ferngully: The Last Rainforest The Princess and the Goblin Once Upon a Forest The Nutcracker Prince Happily Ever After

  • @Aquarius20111

    @Aquarius20111

    7 жыл бұрын

    Skeptical Baby Anastasia is always mistaken for a Disney film.

  • @Aquarius20111

    @Aquarius20111

    7 жыл бұрын

    Natasha Johnson it just looks like something out of the Disney handbook.

  • @safria5843

    @safria5843

    7 жыл бұрын

    Derpy Bear how much for Anastasia?

  • @ashkirby8896

    @ashkirby8896

    7 жыл бұрын

    Aquarius20111+ SO TRUE. I ONCE WATCHED A GUESS THAT DISNEY SONG VIDEO, AND IT HAD A SONG FROM ANASTASIA, AND I YELLED AT THE TV "THAT'S NOT DISNEY, THAT'S 20TH CENTURY FOX!".

  • @RogueT-Rex8468

    @RogueT-Rex8468

    7 жыл бұрын

    AshKirby omg I hate that.

  • @Beautifullytragic6
    @Beautifullytragic67 жыл бұрын

    My one beef with this movie is Derek's hair.

  • @CalebCraft10

    @CalebCraft10

    7 жыл бұрын

    When you're about to make a Galivant reference until you realize the person said Valiant.

  • @CalebCraft10

    @CalebCraft10

    7 жыл бұрын

    Well I kind of wanted to make that Galivant reference... which I kinda already did... I guess it's a neutral thing. GAAALIVAAANT!!!

  • @xxromanovaxx6682

    @xxromanovaxx6682

    7 жыл бұрын

    oh c'mon, its the medieval times. Do you want him to have Justin Bieber's hair?

  • @ZorotheGallade

    @ZorotheGallade

    7 жыл бұрын

    I think he looks more like a brunette He-Man. ...actually, so does his face. Make his jaw a bit flatter and you can't tell them apart.

  • @jayblade2000

    @jayblade2000

    7 жыл бұрын

    HE-MAN! And the masters of the weird bowl-cuts and arrows!!!!

  • @cjhs2006
    @cjhs20064 жыл бұрын

    I’d Rather be a Gorgeous Swan Any Day of The Week,Being Human Kinda Sucks

  • @schlanvlcoredude9438
    @schlanvlcoredude94385 жыл бұрын

    Rothbart: The bullies always took my lunches, TIME FOR REVENGE

  • @milicadiy

    @milicadiy

    3 жыл бұрын

    Careful, Rothbart. You might just win the comment section too easily.

  • @CaptWarChief
    @CaptWarChief6 жыл бұрын

    "He disappears during the day doing nothing... Why doesn't he do something?" That was one of the funniest parts for me

  • @ClaireFiredragon
    @ClaireFiredragon7 жыл бұрын

    18:45 I only noticed it now but the mother of Derek. In that frame of her...she is just a head. They didn't animated her shoulders in.

  • @michasz4297

    @michasz4297

    5 жыл бұрын

    She looks like Marie Antoinette, so maybe there's a hidden meaning to that xD

  • @atotalfiasco4213

    @atotalfiasco4213

    5 жыл бұрын

    I'M ACTUALLY CRYING BECAUSE OF THIS, THANK YOU

  • @opaskilylamoon9919

    @opaskilylamoon9919

    5 жыл бұрын

    OH MY GOD XDDDD

  • @IfYouSeeMyOldCommentsNoYouDont

    @IfYouSeeMyOldCommentsNoYouDont

    5 жыл бұрын

    I almost died of laughter, I've never noticed that before XD

  • @jbcatz5
    @jbcatz54 жыл бұрын

    Was Critic’s preferred John Cleese as a Frenchman/French frog muted for copyright reasons?

  • @devilwarr1or

    @devilwarr1or

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yes, happens all the time.

  • @DisneyLord371

    @DisneyLord371

    3 жыл бұрын

    KZread's a bitch

  • @GothMermaidGamer

    @GothMermaidGamer

    3 жыл бұрын

    It's usually a song though, not dialogue?

  • @mimilewis3653
    @mimilewis36535 жыл бұрын

    A vow of everlasting love and prove it to the world, sounds like a wedding to me??

  • @reggielovato9525
    @reggielovato95257 жыл бұрын

    Fun fact: Rothbart is German and actually means "red beard"

  • @JimmyDaKewlett

    @JimmyDaKewlett

    7 жыл бұрын

    So he used to be a pirate?

  • @1TrueJuliet

    @1TrueJuliet

    7 жыл бұрын

    No. He used to be a dog.

  • @reggielovato9525

    @reggielovato9525

    7 жыл бұрын

    So he's a ginger dog pirate

  • @1TrueJuliet

    @1TrueJuliet

    7 жыл бұрын

    Reggie Lovato ...that was put down.

  • @chalkchalkson5639

    @chalkchalkson5639

    7 жыл бұрын

    it goes a little farther, Barbarossa (which translates to Rot[h]bart) was one of the most notable Emperors of the HRE

  • @Firegen1
    @Firegen16 жыл бұрын

    19:42, not really. Fake Odette/Odile/Black Swan comes from the ballet. They barely have any of the ballet in this but that bit is quite a crucial factor to this tale.

  • @legendofrayquazagaming5125
    @legendofrayquazagaming51255 жыл бұрын

    One of my favorite video game quotes is from Miitopia: "Do you think there is a princess in that castle? Nah, they are always in another castle."

  • @PhoeniksStorm
    @PhoeniksStorm5 жыл бұрын

    So i just found out that they're still making sequels to this movie in 2019. There is not 1, not 2, not 3,4,5,6,7 or 8 Swan Princess movies but 9 Swan Princess movies (one of which was a christmas movie). They are called. The Swan Princess. 1994 The Swan Princess: Escape from Castle Mountain. 1997 The Swan Princess: The Mystery of the Enchanted Kingdom. 1998 The Swan Princess Christmas. 2012 (yes they took a 14 year break) The Swan Princess: A Royal Family Tale. 2014 The Swan Princess: Princess Tomorrow, Pirate Today. 2016 The Swan Princess: Royally Undercover. 2017 The Swan Princess: A Royal Myztery 2018 (yes with a Z) The Swan Princess: Kingdom of Music 2019

  • @lalieesc1717

    @lalieesc1717

    4 жыл бұрын

    The first two sequels are hand-drawn animated, the rest in CGI.

  • @SweetPurebloodAngel

    @SweetPurebloodAngel

    4 жыл бұрын

    I was traumatized forever when I watched one and recognized Yuri Lowenthal’s voice. He voices Prince Derek. The first time I met this cute VA was in Naruto. He plays an emo, cruel, vengeful anti-hero. So I was so traumatized when I recognized his voice.

  • @ladygrinningsoul284
    @ladygrinningsoul2846 жыл бұрын

    How come when Derek sees Odette when she was a baby he looks way older than her and for the rest of the movie they look the same age?

  • @morgankingsley4992

    @morgankingsley4992

    5 жыл бұрын

    That was something I was thinking about too.

  • @monsterhanna6691

    @monsterhanna6691

    4 жыл бұрын

    Didn't you hear Nostalgia Critic? "They came to see the newborn...three-year-old." 😂

  • @sixthjayhawk

    @sixthjayhawk

    3 жыл бұрын

    It looks like they start the song when she’s 6ish and he’s about 8. Then they show the characters at four year intervals. The second time we see the kids, she’s about 10 and he’s about 12. The third time, 14 and 16 - they’ve both hit puberty based on the voice work and animation - and then at the end, she’s about 18 and he’s 20.

  • @insanelaughter01crunchy83
    @insanelaughter01crunchy837 жыл бұрын

    I always thought Rothbart being WAAAAAY too old to be marrying Odette was super gross, so I called home Rotbarf.

  • @AhSatan

    @AhSatan

    6 жыл бұрын

    The sad thing is that back then and in reality, that would've been normal.

  • @CatalinaLinal7710
    @CatalinaLinal77103 жыл бұрын

    Shoutout to the german version for turning "She started out as such an ugly duckling" to "She was so ugly I could hardly bear it", thats so brutal its awesome! xD Also, the phrasing of "far longer than forever" is alot more poetic in german as well: "more infinite than eternal" thats BEYOND beautiful in german Any other languages that did more than great dubbing this movie?

  • @1971chrismiller
    @1971chrismiller Жыл бұрын

    You know that the Swan Princess is based on the ballet Swan Lake? Names like Rothbart and other elements came from the source material. Just not the ballet's bad ending.

  • @xoxPOExox
    @xoxPOExox7 жыл бұрын

    16:33 "you're just so beautiful and nothing else" lmao

  • @gracefulfiber4246

    @gracefulfiber4246

    6 жыл бұрын

    LondonGirl your not smart, your not skilled, your not nice but your beautiful

  • @gabrielgomez1395

    @gabrielgomez1395

    6 жыл бұрын

    Graceful Fiber *you’re

  • @gracefulfiber4246

    @gracefulfiber4246

    6 жыл бұрын

    I told ya I’m not smart, but I’m butiful

  • @DoctorWhoKage

    @DoctorWhoKage

    5 жыл бұрын

    *facepalms*

  • @nicolaheekin1915
    @nicolaheekin19157 жыл бұрын

    "I'm never doing any more diet Disney again!" 10 months later, does quest for Camelot.

  • @Mariokemon

    @Mariokemon

    7 жыл бұрын

    he did that one YEARS ago. its not a newer review

  • @LegitMan335

    @LegitMan335

    5 жыл бұрын

    Nicola Heekin yay 😁

  • @DarkseidJoshua
    @DarkseidJoshua5 жыл бұрын

    "What did this?" "A great animal" That's what she said

  • @aaronraynor663
    @aaronraynor6635 жыл бұрын

    (20:11)"big lipped alligator moment" ,i mean "big lipped alligator stealing"

  • @therighteousgoat5165
    @therighteousgoat51656 жыл бұрын

    For those who do not know who Saint Sebastian is, he was a Roman soldier who converted to Christianity and got shot by arrows because of it.

  • @anonymousanonymously5439

    @anonymousanonymously5439

    5 жыл бұрын

    Christ’s Moon thanks

  • @louisduarte8763

    @louisduarte8763

    5 жыл бұрын

    Lapsed Catholic here, and as soon as he said "Saint Sebastian", I knew he meant the human pincushion. The only image of him burned into my mind is him tied up, nearly naked, and arrows sticking through his body. It's like the requirement to ba a Saint is to die either gruesomely, embarrassingly, or both.

  • @LordMoonshadowGaGa

    @LordMoonshadowGaGa

    5 жыл бұрын

    Weird, you usually get riddled with arrows for NOT converting to Christianity! *Ba bum TSS*

  • @KilljoyAlienGirl483
    @KilljoyAlienGirl4837 жыл бұрын

    6:07 odette is...odead

  • @AllenShircliff

    @AllenShircliff

    6 жыл бұрын

    KilljoyAlienGirl483 I get it

  • @javiinkling695

    @javiinkling695

    6 жыл бұрын

    pFFFT-

  • @lilmissrockchick4962

    @lilmissrockchick4962

    5 жыл бұрын

    Sadly I'm afraid the real Odette the voice actress is

  • @FoxieRoxie365

    @FoxieRoxie365

    5 жыл бұрын

    Clara Scott yes, Michelle Nicastro passed away from breast cancer

  • @lilmissrockchick4962

    @lilmissrockchick4962

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@FoxieRoxie365 very sad whenever I watch the Swan princess I always think about Amanda Reece's voice coming out of Odette😭

  • @deb-annivers-20
    @deb-annivers-204 жыл бұрын

    Curious who voiced Prince Derek, so I searched it, and it's Howard McGillin, who played the longest-running phantom in the Phantom of the Opera on Broadway. Lost for words.

  • @sueswanghits

    @sueswanghits

    11 ай бұрын

    Wow, I didn't know that ! That's a cool fact !

  • @CEAsfg
    @CEAsfg Жыл бұрын

    I totally agree with what he said. If Disney could make two characters that have only known each other for a few days have more chemistry than Odette and Derek who have spent a majority of their lives together, then there’s something wrong with the writing. It makes no sense that there was bad blood all those years and then suddenly they both like each other because they both got hot after puberty. I guess beauty is all that matters in this situation because they also seemed to have lost their personalities after puberty as well.

  • @FlowersOfIcetor
    @FlowersOfIcetor6 жыл бұрын

    I heard the King's line "Odette is... Odette" and I thought it was a pun. I thought he said "Odette is O-dead"

  • @huntersallee752

    @huntersallee752

    4 жыл бұрын

    LOL

  • @pixiebubbles2628
    @pixiebubbles26286 жыл бұрын

    I loved the movie as a kid, and never noticed the faults till later on. I still enjoy it.

  • @Skyebright1

    @Skyebright1

    4 жыл бұрын

    Pixie Bubbles I still enjoy it, but always hated Derek, Odette was too good for him

  • @DrDolan2000

    @DrDolan2000

    4 жыл бұрын

    Well good for you fellas

  • @Marvelfanatic3658

    @Marvelfanatic3658

    9 ай бұрын

    Ok

  • @danshull1331
    @danshull1331 Жыл бұрын

    Fun Fact: Disney was actually working on their own adaptation of Swan Lake but got canceled because of this film. Let that sink in.

  • @jamielynndelaney7657
    @jamielynndelaney76575 жыл бұрын

    19:56 I think they don't recognize her because of the dark colors she's wearing. The real Odette would wear light and not dark colors

  • @spoopyblogs1741

    @spoopyblogs1741

    4 жыл бұрын

    That’s really dumb SHE DOESNT LOOK DIFFERENT

  • @Alo-gp7mk

    @Alo-gp7mk

    3 жыл бұрын

    If you listen to the dialogue after that clip, they’re asking that because they still assume that Odette is dead. They’re saying that it has to be someone else and it couldn’t be her.

  • @Nifflerify

    @Nifflerify

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@spoopyblogs1741 I mean... if glasses can hide superman 🤷🏼‍♀️

  • @spoopyblogs1741

    @spoopyblogs1741

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Nifflerify I mean that’s not any better, I still hate that shit too

  • @theheroesofcrash311
    @theheroesofcrash3117 жыл бұрын

    To be fair, Blue Sky has come up with some good stuff. Robots had a great cast of amusing characters with interesting designs and an all-star cast. Peanuts was the perfect homage to Charles Schulz, adapting his art style to CGI flawlessly, and pushing his characters a teeny bit without compromising the spirit of Schulz's vision for them. And the first Ice Age film was pretty good.

  • @zitwartfart5005

    @zitwartfart5005

    7 жыл бұрын

    I agree with most of what you said, but I'm pretty sure they said "Ice Age Sequels". That automatically states the original was better.

  • @cielopachirisu929

    @cielopachirisu929

    7 жыл бұрын

    Blue Sky makes some OK movies, but they've never really made anything past that. I'm kinda hard pressed to think of anything that they've made that broke the level of "mildly amusing". I dunno, there's just something I feel like they're missing...

  • @chaosinc.382

    @chaosinc.382

    7 жыл бұрын

    i liked the dinosaur ice age

  • @SariaSchala

    @SariaSchala

    7 жыл бұрын

    I like the first Ice Age, and I love Epic and Peanuts.

  • @cielopachirisu929

    @cielopachirisu929

    7 жыл бұрын

    Mario87456 Rio in my opinion was probably one of Blue Sky's best works, however as nice as it was it wasn't anything ground breaking. It was your typical weakling protagonist story that ended with him growing up and getting the girl. Aside from the focus on Brazil and the emphasis on the romance-which I liked- it's a story we've heard before.

  • @galacticnightsky
    @galacticnightsky6 жыл бұрын

    I wished they used the Tchaikovsky's Swan lake soundtrack .

  • @reasyrandom

    @reasyrandom

    6 жыл бұрын

    Hell, why didn't they. Isn't it in public domain? If it is, it shows how little they cared about making something decent.

  • @misseli1

    @misseli1

    6 жыл бұрын

    Pasta Animeboy Heck, The BARBIE adaptation used Tchaikovsky's music

  • @IreneShardaForever

    @IreneShardaForever

    6 жыл бұрын

    I think they mentioned somewhere that it didn't go with the tone of the movie they were trying to set. And if you watch it, it really doesn't. The movie almost overall is very goofy and funny, and the ballet music is quite more epic and somber. However, there is a much better Japanese version that was done in the 80s that's great and does use the Swan Lake ballet music extremely well.

  • @howdypardner6278

    @howdypardner6278

    5 жыл бұрын

    I iNtEnD tO eAt ThEiR lUnChEs

  • @dododakowski2813

    @dododakowski2813

    5 жыл бұрын

    Ah, this man. He's the chef of our ears

  • @velislavastoyanova1117
    @velislavastoyanova11175 жыл бұрын

    Well, the story of Swan Lake is older than Disney's Little Mermaid, so it's not really ''stealing'' ideas (the villain impersonating the love interest), is it? Argument invalid.

  • @unionpacific3863

    @unionpacific3863

    2 жыл бұрын

    The critic doesn't appear to have a lot of culture

  • @55alegria
    @55alegria4 жыл бұрын

    19:37 Wasn't that part of the original play? In the original Little Mermaid the sea witch didn't do anything to stop her, because there was not a villain. It was only another woman that the prince loved. In the original, they both died because Derek confesed her love to Odile, Rothbart's daughter (and yes, Rothbart is his name in the original ballet), so the spell can't be broke and they have to kill themselves. Barbie's version is more faithful than this one :v The worst part is that they do 3 more movies and one of them is in CGI!

  • @RG-vd3kp
    @RG-vd3kp6 жыл бұрын

    *_I GREET YOU WITH CHEETO LIGHTNING_*

  • @BloodestoneCat
    @BloodestoneCat7 жыл бұрын

    >"Suicidal Salamander" >Shows fish a'ight

  • @ThePenitentMan1

    @ThePenitentMan1

    6 жыл бұрын

    Salmon-mander?

  • @thesandwich5321

    @thesandwich5321

    6 жыл бұрын

    It's the LoTR character. Salmomon.

  • @christycapers4715
    @christycapers47155 жыл бұрын

    The “like a swan” part had me rollin, 😂

  • @domidium
    @domidium4 жыл бұрын

    So, KZread has forced him to edit out something AGAIN! This time its the lines from the french person in Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

  • @azraelwolfsblood2902
    @azraelwolfsblood29026 жыл бұрын

    Rogers was the best character in the film his expressions were basically my reactions to the lines they used

  • @MrWarBla
    @MrWarBla6 жыл бұрын

    Jasmine and Aladdin had more chemistry than Odette and Derek and they only met after one day!

  • @tencents6

    @tencents6

    5 жыл бұрын

    EVERY love story had more chemistry than Odette and Derek! Heck, even (heaven help me) Bella and Edward had more chemistry. So did Anna and Christian...I feel _so dirty_ for saying that.

  • @Gr_d

    @Gr_d

    5 жыл бұрын

    MrWarBla wrong, they met during the summers

  • @justsomeonepassingby408

    @justsomeonepassingby408

    5 жыл бұрын

    any love story is better than Twilight

  • @haihai9022

    @haihai9022

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@tencents6 Odette and Derek do have more chemistry and a better love story than twilight and FSOF

  • @tencents6

    @tencents6

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@haihai9022 I just Christian and Anna/Edward and Bella had better chemistry. I didn't say they had a better love story.

  • @anawolf2354
    @anawolf23545 жыл бұрын

    You know the worst part for me? It's that this could have been one HELL of a movie, the kind that rivals Disney! It's the damn SWAN LAKE, for God's sake! It could have been even an animation for adults, using music of the ballet, aiming for the whole tragedy of what Odette has to go through, whatever! It's a beautiful story, fantastic, there is much to be explored. The isolation Odette feels, the fear of losing her humanity (heck, in one version she KILLS herself so she won't have to spend the rest of her life as a swan), anything! But no. THIS is what we all got. THIS is what we got as movie based on one of the most beautiful ballets AND stories of all time. Fuck. Off. It's pretty bad when the freaking BARBIE adaptation (with a talking unicorn, fairy and I don't know what else) is somehow a better adaptation. THAT'S how low this movie went. You want something better? Do yourself a favor and either watch the ballet or find the anime adaptation, it's pretty beautiful! I also have a couple of questions to add to this mess: Why change Siegfried's name to Derek? Just, why? Second, one of the versions of the ballet has Rothbart turning Odette into a swan because she has rejected his hand in marriage. Why not go with this instead of wanting the kingdom when he clearly has no need for it?

  • @olojohpenguins

    @olojohpenguins

    5 жыл бұрын

    Well, but Disney were trying to fix it by making there own adaptation of "the Frog prince" 15 years later.

  • @anawolf2354

    @anawolf2354

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@jemofthe80s18 Watch it. you won't be disappointed. I find Swan Lake to be one of the most touching and tragic stories ever, now imagine the people who made Beauty and the Beast or Lion King or Hunchback of Notre Dame working on it. The images, the songs, it would be one of the best classic Disney movies ever. Not... This senseless mess. So yeah, watch the ballet. And hey, there are several endings as well, so you can pick your favourite (many people don't know, but the happy one, when they break the spell and get together, was the original ending. In later years, new adaptations added more tragic options. Hell, in one of them Rothbart kills Siegfried and Odette is forced to stay with him).

  • @anawolf2354

    @anawolf2354

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@jemofthe80s18 Saaame, imagine the visuals and the songs, it would be fucking awesome. To be fair, me too XD Especially if you add the idea that he was in love with Odette (not that I accept those actions, I just think it adds to the story). Well, there is this version kzread.info/dash/bejne/d2F2p9qjh8fPm6g.html in which Siegfried dies and Odette flies away with Rothbart. It's not the most popular ending, most either go for the "Happily Ever After" one or the one when both die and ascend to Heaven together.

  • @justanotheronlineobserver3387

    @justanotheronlineobserver3387

    Жыл бұрын

    Princes name was most likely changed because the voice actors couldn’t pronounce the original. Oder still sounds like a princesses name and Rothbart is... rough but he is a bad guy.

  • @helpcryinggato5987
    @helpcryinggato59874 жыл бұрын

    11:34 Im assuming this part got removed for copyright rip. The silence is funnier since.... THERE'S NOTHING LMAO

  • @n.j.oproductions5790

    @n.j.oproductions5790

    4 жыл бұрын

    At least there's captions

  • @remixchild

    @remixchild

    3 жыл бұрын

    And google wonders why people have Vimeo and twitch as second resort

  • @moonlightstudios6479

    @moonlightstudios6479

    3 жыл бұрын

    In the original video, it was the French yelling at King Arthur from Monty Python.

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